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PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON

>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS

>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
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>>701876072
fucker
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>>701876072
fucking pig
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IM KEEPING MY FUCKING DUBS AND YOU CANT HAVE THEM, FUCK YOU
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no dubs here
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>>701876072
Piece of shit
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Who? Me? Nahhh...
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>>701876477
I FOUND THE FuCKER COPS OVER HERE
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Nothing to see here, Officer
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>>701876477
BOOK EM BOYS
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>>701876579
Ah shit dood
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remember me from previous thread ?

too late, all the dubs are gone !
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no dubs here sir
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no officer im not
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What dubs?
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I LOVE HOT MAGMA!
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I dindu
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I'm clean Sir, I swear.
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I swear officer. I'm only holding them for a friend.
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>>701876072
but I never had any dubs officer.
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>>701876767
Damn
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>>701876855
To the gulag with u
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Nigga I ain't goin to jail!
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n-no dubs here officer
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>>701876855
GIT EM'
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I'm clean, officer!
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>>701876763
I love clear blue skys
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>>701876072
Politely fuck off, officer. There are no dubs here
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>>701876072
ok officer
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>>701876072
Not at all bitch of the law
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Yo crackass mafuckk ain't arresting shiet
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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No dubs here, sir. Just on my way to work!
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>>701877104
I love to kill the negros
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These aren't the droids you're looking for
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You can shoot. I'm already dead
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No dubs here just a normal white guy passin through
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>>701877044
It won't be enough this time
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No dubs here officer
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>>701877299
>>701877322
> CHE>>701877328
CKED
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I have no idea what you're talking about officer
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Sorry it wasn't me.
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No wai
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>>701877261
I love to get repeating digits
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>>701877400
>>701877433
>DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER!! STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE!
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Ok
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TRIPS OUT FOR HARAMBE
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>>701877433
ON THE GROUND YOU NIGGER
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>>701877400
Checked
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>>701877433
I lied
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>>701876072
eat trips pig
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>>701877552
QUIIINTS
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>>701877676
nice dubs
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>>701876072
I am a sovereign citizen, I don't recognize your government's authority over me
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7s
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>>701876072
Fuk da polees
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>>701877513
>>701877568

YOU THINK I'LL GET OUT PEACEFULLY?
(TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU)
Pssh nothing personal kid
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>>701877727
Fug
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7
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>>701876072

No need to be agressive officer...
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Check these dubs out you fucking pig
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Oh shit someone stole the swat car
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>>701876855
Dammit Bobby
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>>701876072
I didn't do nobudy no hard, suh. I aint got no dubz suh.
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;_;
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>>701877899
Why are you calling me things like this?
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Fuck you, piggy
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please shoot me and kill me
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Im not black tho
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>>701876072
I have a concealed dubs permit.
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>>701878055
>>701877899
>DROP THE DUBS BITCH! YOU'RE GOING TO THE POKEY
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I was just holding these for a friend I dindu nuffin
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>>701878177
phew......
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I think the jail is full , and all the cops are at dunkin d's, dub away you mfs !!!
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>>701878055
>>701878177
>>701878199
WTFFFFF
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no u dubs
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hi
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>>701876072
shit looks like im goin to jail :/
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>>701878272
Thank you officer, have a good day now
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>>701878323
Freeze you dub sucking fuck!!!
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>>701876072
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Roll
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>>701876072
First one of these I've seen lately without dubs
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Nothing to see here officer
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Fuck you pig!
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>>701878344
are you related to a dindu nuffin?
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no dubs here officer
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>>701878199
CITIZENS ARREST YOU PIG.
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uh
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>>701878787
Check em
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You'll never take my dubs alive!
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Fuck off mate
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>>701876072
Nothing to see here, officer.
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I'm clean
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Where's your dubs warrant?
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These dubs are mine
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>>701876072
Eat my ass pig
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>>701876072
sir these are not dubs these are trips
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Iam from new deli and I hindu nuffin
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AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER ?!
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No dubs here sir, only trips or more.
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>>701876072
I dindu nuffin BLM!
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>>701876072
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>>701879344
*smack* oh you been drinking dubs, out of the car bud
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>>701876072

no dubs here sir
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>>701879506
Fuck you pigs. I dindu nuffin *chimps out*
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>>701876072
Officer please I swear i'm not a 33
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Well then...
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>>701876072
i never had dubs
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oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
dude hes coming this way, are my dubs showing? can you check?
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I din du muffin
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>>701876072
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check em my nigga
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fuck the police
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>701880666
M'aiq you fucking liar kat
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Just passing through, officer
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FUCK THE POLICE
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dont mind me officer
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well shit
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Alex is a stupid
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GABBBAA DA DU PRABLAM OFFFASA??!!?!??!
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>>701876072
Trips ain't illegal cuh cuh
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>>701881955
CODE 14 I REPEAT CODE 14
PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE I CAN SEE THEM
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>>701876072
your mom is a whore
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>>701882233
MOTHER FUCKER I NEED BACK UP, THE NIGNOG HAS TRIP DUBS
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>>701877794
Personnel* you goof.
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but am not a filthy nigger
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>>701876072
no dubs here, officer...
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>>701880666
Khajit is fucking satan. GET THE ARMY DOWN HERE, NOW.
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Rolling for double singles
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NO DUBS HERE OFFICER
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I swear officer, I have no dubs in my vehicle.
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>>701882911
911 CONFIRMED, HOLY SHIT.

ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Dubs? But im not black?! Why should it matter if i have dubs pr not officer? I dont even like the hippytohoppeti music
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>>701876072
These aren't the dubs you are looking for, officer.
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>>701883055
>:( Doesn't matter, shitbag. ON THE GROUND NOW
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Fuck the police
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Nothing to see here officer
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these are not the dubs you're looking for
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Excuse me offices, there appears to be a misunderstanding. The last two digits of my post are not repeating numbers, also known as 'doubles' or 'dubs'. May I have your badge number so that I can report you to your superior for official reprimands?
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>>701876072
This guy is a mall cop
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TRIPS OUT FOR HARAMBE
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>>701883210
I think not asshole. Im white, i know my rights, my dubs are for medicinal purposes only. I have cancer ,>>701881940
Is the real criminal, that nigger sold me the dubs, and he gave me cancer
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fuck you
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ma singals bra
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Absolutely no dubs in here officer
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>>701883400
OFFICE DOWN WE NEED BACKUP!!!
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Just John Wayne passing through
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niggers gonna nig
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>>701876072
i din du nuffin
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>>701883461
Aha, but he doesn't have the dubs... but neither do you now. carry on, citizen.
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>>701876072
Adventi proccerum
Domine ante
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>>701884100
Like a steak that's pink in the pink in the middle, and brown near the edges, you're done.
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WHO me? no officer none here
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I'm innocent
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>>701876072
Take that pig
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>>701884104
Thank you officer.
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Nothing here Officer
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fcuk
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i've been dubs clean for 3 years! ask my parole officer, dude!
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>>701884334
Dodged a bullet, Sonny
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>>701876072
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Is the cop gone? Who has some dubs for me? Ill give you 15 for 1
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wubalubadubDUB
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nothin 2 c hear officechair
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>>701884944
give 15
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No dubs here.
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>>701884944
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK
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Clean
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>>701884944
Busted
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>>701885056
Why!?
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>>701876072
i thought this was america?
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>>701882355
you corrupt shit
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>>701876072

The post below me has quads officer! Leave me alone
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>>701876072
No dubs here sir
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come on officer, i'm white! can't i get a warning and just move on?
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>>701876072
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>>701885244
stop, you have violated the law
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>>701885244
Nice try
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>>701876072
Please sir, I only just recently found out I was black
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You'll never catch me alive pig!!
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No
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>>701876072
Nothing to see here officer!
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>>701885244
Alright. Step out of the car maam
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>>701885600
you're gonna be my prison bitch 00
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>>701876072
buut qi iant got no doubels officer j
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>>701876670
>be anon


>Get quads


>screenshot replies
Facebook meme kids transitioned over here
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>>701876072
fuck off officer
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I'm just passing through.
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>>701885701
Bbut, i dont have any dubs?? Please, dont make me go to jail. There are niggers in there.
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i am the dubs
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>>701876072
Oh come on, again?
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>>701886139
Please move along
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Sir
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Lucky me, that I'm black, Nigger never get dubs... Right?
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>>701885966
Im gonna need to see some i.d
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Fug off
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>>701877777
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Hello officer.
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>>701876072
o fuk
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I'm clean man I swear
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>>701886641
No problem here, move along
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>>701886749
I trust you
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kill me, officer
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>>701886863
No dubs, im sorry, if only you were a nigger
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>>701876072
What are dubs?
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>>701876072
Good day officer. Rest assured that I am not in possession of any of theses "so called" dubs.
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>>701876072
Those aren't dubs, they're singles.
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>>701876072
Eat my ass coper.
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Ey trayvon! Where tha dubbedidubs at?
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>>701887349
Not today nigger
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>>701876072
But I do not carry any doubles officer sir. You must be mistaken.
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Fucking pigs.

I swear to fucking god.
Black lives matter!
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>>701876072
Pssh im not black fuck off
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im not a NIGGER I dont commit crime here is my permit *gives cool cop permit*
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hey look its this thread again.

very original op. you are very creative.
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>>701876072
Fuck the cops
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let me go
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>>701876072
Normally, your ass would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you any dubs. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning, to just hand my dubs over to your dumb ass.
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>>701876072
I swear, I'm clean...
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oh shit, please don't shoot! i'n not a nigger!
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>>701876072
Oh no Senor! These are not dubs in the back seat, these are legal Americano singles senor!
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>>701889533
>HANDS IN THE AIR DROP THE DUBS MOTHER FUCKER
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>>701889533
FUCKIN NIGGER
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These aint dubs, man
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No problem officer
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No dubs,I din do nuffin.
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These arent the dubs you arent looking for
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>>701876072
fuck you, pig
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>>701876072
hello missa ociffer
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im sorry, please forgives this dubs
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?????
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I've only got nubs, nothing wrong with that right officer
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>>701876072
Don't shoot, I'm white!
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i az a gud boi, aint do nuffin rong
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>>701890433
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>>701880666
As anons attorney, Op said nothing about trips. This one's clean, goyim.
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>>701876072
I din do nuffin man cum on
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no dubs here sir
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>>701890433
Checked, keked
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>>701890822
HES RESISTING
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check em
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We no carry dubs officer we are good man
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I swear office the sweetroll was mine
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pfft, only singles here officer.

*reaches for glove compartment*
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Dubs are dangerous!
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I don't have dubs
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Like not at all
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Nope, neeeverr
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fuck you pig you can't have my dubs
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>>701876072
No dubs just trips
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Please dad no
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Nothing to hide officer
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black lives matter!!!
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If you let me go I'll suck your dick officer
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but officer i dindu nuffin
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