PUT YOUR MOTHER FUCKING HANDS UP ANON
>I KNOW YOU'RE CARRYING ILLEGAL DUBS
>SINGLES MOVE ALONG
I'S A GOOD BOY!! I DINDU NUFFIN!!!
I am free inhabitant, which means I dont have to follow your laws and I'm allowed to carry dubs with me
my mom is pretty tight. i painted her wall last week and in return she cooked for me. thats pretty tight if you ask me.
You'll have to pry these dubs from my [spoiler]EXPLOSIONS[/spoiler]
I love clear blue skys
Officer I'm a good guy. I go to church every Sunday. Just let me slide on this one.
What rick? Put the dubs where? Way up my... Ohh god
>Christian football player
>actually devoutly Christian, not just a nigger
AWWWWWW, he's so precious
Go ahead and shoot. I'm either gonna get a shitload of money from a lawsuit and can pursue my goals, or I'll end up dead and get to restart from the save point.
Both are excellent options.
Check 'em. I'm just trying to run my pawn shop here
I love shooting people
Officer PLEASE! My eyes are just tired. I swear!
I'm not a nigger so you cant shoot me
R-rr Rick, this is so bad it's not going to work Rick
L-ll listen here m-mm mor "urg" ty morty. We got to act calm here m-mm morty. Stop acting like a lil bitch morty.
What me? Nah not me. Atleast I don't think so...
Hey what's going on here Rick? What's are you up to now with Morty??
Listen here jerry, you piece oflow life shit. You lucky Beth married you
I guess we got.. Triple Trips.
Also nothing to see here officer
I love to smoke here in chernobyl
Who has dubs these days? Certainly not me officer.
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Dispatch, we're gonna need backup.
These criminal scumbags are everywhere! Wheel out the paddy wagon!
Uuuhhh.... no sir i'm not under the influence of dubs.