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anon,
what's your best LIFE IMPROVEMENT TIP you can share or heard ?
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Gather your socks in a clothing-bag and wash that instead of each sock individually.
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>>701865919
Never eat raspberries!
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>>701865919
Nevre trust someone, never be sure of something, always ask yourself : is it ? Nothing is never black or white, you need to take everytime everything in count in order to anticipate any movements, from your friends to you ennemies.
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Get up early, and develop a morning routine. Mine is as follows.
>Wake up at 5:30
>get a glass of water, and drink it.
>do yoga while listening to motivational videos
>take a cold shower
>meditate fro 20 mins.
>eat.

I want to include going for a jog at some point, but overloading yourself makes it hard to start. This makes so so productive and ready for the day that you have no choice but to succeed. (it's all about your habits.)
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>>701866459
Also, everytime you feel hate, try to empathize. Every bad feeeling will disappear in order to let you decide what is just.
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>>701865919
Produce your own music, labels are overrated, you make more money, and have to abide by no ones rules
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>>701865919
Do everything with a good mood, no matter what
Like burning your house down or being an asshole
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Stop saying what people want to hear and start saying what you want to be heard.
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Use a rubber or pull out for sex. Child support people do not give a fuuuuuuck about the father and neither do the court systems
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>>701866545
Yoga is gay
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Just jack off
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when life gives you moop, settle for hiro
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>>701865919
If youre shy start drinking to gain some confidence (enough so youre drunk but not too much youre hammered) and when you get used to how youre acting while drunk stop drinking

Get plenty of sleep
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I've learnt to just walk away/stop doing things when they start making me angry.

It's not worth getting wound up and angry over anything.
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>>701866803
This one is actually really good
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>>701865919
Yellow snow. Don't eat it.
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>>701865919
If you got a passion in life, roll with it and don't let anybody ever dissuade you from making that your career.
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Mix ammonia and bleach for a stronger cleaning agent. Takes the grime right off
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Be disciplined in everything you do. It will improve your life significantly.
>>701866545 is related to discipline.
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>>701865919
Chill yo. Think more before doing something, whether it's what you actually want to be doing or whether it's something you've been programmed to believe and act upon...
*cough* also eat shrooms
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>>701865919
dont sit or wallow or stay still. get up and move around. stagnation is death, movement is life. take that as a metaphor for everything. embrace change and discover.
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>>701865919
Stop being an edgelord on /b is possibly the most sound advice
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Bitch I know how to beat severe mental illness and recover from brain damage. I've learned from experience.

I am the king of life improvement, ask me whatever you want.
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>>701866675
Everytime you feel like your brain is overreacting, try to do the reverse process : what are the events that made you think like that, when you accept the fact that everything is about causality you can see what everything is really about. Entropy.
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>>701866049

just wash your socks with all your other clothes
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>>701865919
When you can't pick your enemy out of a crowd, the crowd becomes the enemy.
Abandon everyone you know and make friends with solitude.
They say the best revenge is living a good life, it's not.
The best revenge is living a concealed life, drives people fucking insane when they do some fucked up shit to you and neither they nor anyone they know can keep tabs on you and find out where you are and what you're up to.
In short
>The best revenge is living a good life and not letting them see it.
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>>701865919
Just stop caring about life. The less fucks you give the less it will fuck you over
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>>701865919
Shoot for the curb, everything else is gravy
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>>701867762
Also, people who piss others off have a tendency to make multiple enemies.
The less of them they can keep track of, the funnier it is when they look insane hurling accusations at innocent people because they're trapped in a paranoid state of their own making.
>Just don't go doing the same in your attempt to rid yourself of everyone.
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>>701867802
Awful fucking advice. Not caring about life will have negative consequences for your life.
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>>701868025
Sweet delicious grazy.... mmmmm
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Always try to seem as calm as possible and speak only when you have something pertinent to say.
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Jack off before making any decision that has to do with a girl. Once you're dick leaves the conversation, your brain starts talking a lot more and the answer gets clearer.
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>>701868368
Good advice.

>>701868340
Decent advice, being calm isn't always the best method, but it's usually a good idea.
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>>701865919
Always overdress (but don't exaggerate)
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day
If the street performer makes you stop, you owe him some money.
Never mix beer and wine.
Trust your gut
Never bad-mouth your colleagues with other colleagues
Saying sorry doesn't necessarily mean you did something wrong, it can mean that you value your relationship with the other person more than you value being right.
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Force yourself to become an active person that loathes boredom. Get up early(is) on weekends too. The worst thing is to become acquainted with boredom and feeling good doing nothing. You'll piss your life away and will wake up being 50 and wondering when your life slipped away.

Also, learn to play an instrument. Don't care which one, just pick one and learn to play it. Making music will one day save your soul.
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The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else
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This has served me well.

>1) Show The Fuck Up
>2) Fucking Be On Time
>3)Pay Fucking Attention
>4) Always Tell The Fucking Truth
>5) Never Be Attached To The Fucking Outcome.
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>>701868634
so youre a street performer
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give up on all of your goals
and just try to life comfortably
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>>701868847
Fuckin loser detected
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>>701868808
lol
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Stay off 4chan
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>>701868948
;^)
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get a scholarship in high school and go straight to college after the summer, get your associates and then figure out what you wanna do. college isn't like high school at all. dump that bitch and find a new ride. also your chevy lumina will die on your 17th birthday
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Learn how to properly put on a condom.

Don't contradict stupid people. Just let them be.

Get good at something.

Never trust gypsies.
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>>701865919
Start lifting.

Feels good in the mind and feels good in the body.
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>>701865919
Don't do tomorrow what you did today.
Meaning, always do something different each day, you never know what it'll lead you to in life.
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>>701866545
>wakey wakey on horrible hour
>get a glass of water
>waste rest of the morning watching youtube
>do nothing for 20 minutes, scratching your scalp
>eat a breakfast
yeah dude, completely worth daily routine of basement dweller with no work, no obligations, no ambitions
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>>701865919
black out more, so you don't remember the life that you had
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>>701865919
Don't put your dick in crazy.
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Okay let me drop a few that have made a difference in my life.
>start going out every fucking day , have a walk run for a while
>don't ever look down when outside, it makes you look retarded
>always greet anyone who happens to look in your direction-even if it's just a nod it goes a long way
>invest your time and energy in making decent friendships last- you will be aided when in need
>don't get in a conversation uninvited ,wait it out
>you are a neckbeard with hell of a lot of time to kill- start learning a hobby, own it theoretically , go practice alone. Fuck shit up. When you can own the plebs like you own newfags on 4chan its time to go and introduce yourself to the local community. They will look up to you.
>get a decent size 4door sedan or a pickup as your daily driver. You will need to move shit around -i guarantee it!
>buy a storage unit or a warehouse.its big,cheap and easy on the tax.You can use it as a home,a garrage and you can even get some money off it if you find a company in need of storage.
>Buy a suit.
>Shave regularly.
Mother of all advices inc.
>Start learning anything related to AI.
Start early , don't stop .In 10 years thank Anon he told you that. Send a bit of money my way if you can. But shit...please go fucking learn AI.
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>>701866288
Kek
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>>701865919
Don't trust whitey
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Total number of Minds in the universe is one, as per Shrodinger.

There are no individuals, only individual experiences, but the actual person you think you are inside is inside everyone; we are one unified consciousness.

To help others is to help yourself.
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>>701870373
>citation needed
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>>701867122
Except when you're getting stabbed. There's a hole in your plan there bud.
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>>701865919
You can't trust people.

Even well meaning, good people will put themselves first in the end. It doesn't mean you can't enjoy them, doesn't mean you can't trust them, it just means you shouldn't rely on them when your back is to the wall.

Learn this early so you don't have to get burned a few times figuring it out.
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>>701870256
>webm
disgusting
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I would say that you must be sustained within your self.e everything else can be made irrelevantt if you can trick yourself.

A micro example: driving the speed limit, douchebag crosses into oncoming to pass, flips me off and flies ahead. Sometimes that'd bug me, but since i been applying this method. I just shrug them off, I don't want to be near him on the road and he can use up his gas to get away from me.
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>>701867660
What's your daily routine
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>>701865919
Most people don't listen to you, they just wait for you to stop talking so they can speak again. If you want someone to listen, figure out how what you're saying affects them.
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Be selfish in thought, and prudent in action. This leads to a golden mean in what you want out of life, and what you need to "sacrifice"/compromise for others.

Adulation-Ethos-Pathos. The key to subduing a person's ire, and the catalyst for manipulation.

Never trust a man/woman's characteristics, traits, and principles when it's coming out of their mouth. Simply, pay attention to what they're doing, and to whom rather than to what they're saying about themselves and their beliefs. Most people don't know themselves.

Be circumstantial, even the most rudimentary principles have shades. Circumstance exists because the same subject and environment never exist again. You are not God, you cannot expect eternal truths in yourself.

Smoke weed everyday.
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>>701866854
Says someone who has never tried it. Try it and fail, dweeb.
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never pass up the opportunity to keep your mouth shut
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>>701870373

what if i help someone stab me?
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>>701870948
>Failing at yoga
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STOP STEALIN SHIT
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>>701866288
Gold
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>>701870809
Wake up, take Magnesium, B12 and D.

Go for a run, shower, coffee and then head to work.

I work out on Saturday as well. Make an effort to go out at least once a weekend. Go for a hike once every other week, and I make sure I meet self improvement goals every week.

Also, play music for at least 15 mins a day.
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>>701866545
>>701866854
>>701870948
Lets be real, yoga is gay. It's also difficult to do well, time consuming, and healthy, but it's pretty gay.
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Take things one day at a time and don't get too serious. Taking life too seriously is beyond detrimental.

There are things to take seriously but as far as everyday life goes, relax and be positive!
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If you fuck up at work, always be honest and own up to your mistake. It will help keep a harmonious workplace, help actually solve the issue, and your coworkers will respect you a lot more for it in the long run.
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If you want unconditional love and a loyal companion for life, get a dog. Preferably a rescue dog.
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>>701868368
That is really a very good advice
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>>701870373

This guy gets it
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>>701870725

I will provide better advice. Never trust ANYONE. parents, gf, sisters, brothers, family in general, friends or even law enforcement.

Always think of how someone else can fuck up your life before you do anything.

Lending is the worst thing you can do. Anything not just money. You fucking lend someone a pen and your prints pop up at a crime scene. They take out a granny with your car or they don't pay back your money.

You are responsible for your own well being. No one else will help you if the shit truly hits the fan.

A defensive approach to almost anything can safe your life/quality of life in the mid to long rage.
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>>701865919

Here's my life tip. Probably better than anyone's one here btw.

I smoke a lot of erb and ended up having short term memory loss. Got sick and tired of forgetting everyfuckingthing. Password remembering was a bitch. So, I simply created a gmail account which led me to discover you get free access to "Google Sites". I started fucking around and realized ohly shit I could make my own private wiki, shared with nobody. Just for me. Since February 2011 I've been steadily building out this wiki through daily comments (just like a web page you create one every day to cover that day and sites allows commenting). I use my iphone to dictate my thoughts directly into the comments section. Every day I harvest the comments into a google spreadsheet. From here they get sorted into the rest of the wiki pages (which are all alphabetical order). This allows me to take every day and profit from it by building out the "correct" standard operating procedures of my life. This is how I changed my life, by small incremental changes through comments of my observations. This led me to creating my own internet business that last month earned me over $2k (finally). It also led me to realize how to make others wealthy and I can later write probably thousands of books based on my content amassed over the years.

So yeah, fuck short term memory loss. Create a wiki that you can access on pc and mobile. Then you have control of all your brain even if you get alzheimers. Plus you can put all your nasty fap pics etc there if you wish. Its your wiki.

Plus you get to sit there and tell everyone about it and watch them not do it then 5 years later be all "don't you wish you created that shit back when I first told you?"

Hurr.
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>>701865919
Just because they're older, that doesn't mean they're always right or even know what they're talking about.

Also, your friends will often treat you better than your own family, so don't get too attached (to the family).
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>>701870736
How so?
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>>701866545
Men do T'ai Qi.
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>>701865919
Learn to fap with your left hand.
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>>701871510
Or it can lead to you living a closed off, boring, lonely life.
>>701870725
Everything you do can get you hurt anon. Sounds like you got bit one too many times, but keep in mind that one way or another, you're going to get hurt, and then you're going to die. Those two things are a certainty in all lives. Isn't it better to get hurt doing something you love rather than getting hurt avoiding life?
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so glad I saved this pic for threads like this
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>>701871510
You're a pessimistic faggot. If you can't find anyone to trust in your life, that's on fucking you.

You're probably a cunt. I have a small group of 5 or so people that I can absolutely trust and have never let me down.
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can any kind anon give me 15 dollars so I can transfer it to the bank and take out 20? Please, I have absolutely no money except the 5 in my bank that I can't withdraw
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>>701866545
>waking up this fucking early
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>>701871646
was over-exaggerating a bit. i just don't like cunnilingus
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>>701871822
Why is a man depicted as unsuccessful, but the woman is depicted as otherwise?
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>>701871822
Stop reposting this you faggot!
>Successful people
>Forgive
>Give away credit
>Want others to succeed
>grateful to others

This isn't good advice, this is some shit that a boss posts in the fucking break room hoping his employees take it to heart and start acting like submissive pushovers.
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>>701871822
>Successful people are giving, virtuous, charitable, humble
So if you fail in life, you must just be a selfish useless asshole, right?
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>>701871822
Everything about this is a lie.
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stop smoking weed. show up 5 min before at work. be respectfull to your boss, work hard and as fast fast as possible , but don't rush it either. be a total normie for your coworkers and always say yes when they propose for or a beer or extra work activity, or have a very good excuse and propose to pay the next drinks.
personnal life advice ? lol mine is ruins you don't want advices from me
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>>701869965
Or maybe a chemistry will be more useful if a zombie apocalypse starts out and the survivors will need medication, weapons, and drugs to survive, fight back, and have fun.
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>>701866715
Don't produce music. Get a real job would be a close 2nd
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>>701871822
>guys talk about people
but girls don't right?
>girls have a sense of gratitude
what? sucking your dick for 5 minutes and say my jaw hurts?
>worse embrace change
worse blind faith than religitards.
>women forgive others
okay this shit has got to be b8
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Learn to love yourself, and dare to live. Stop caring so much what others might think of you.
Real friends are worth more than anything else in the world.
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>>701872353
>stop smoking weed
>he can't into moderation

Not everyone has to go cold turkey in order to control themselves.
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>>701872353
Dude this destroys your "stop smoking weed" shit.. >>701871543
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>>701865919
>Fake a mental illness
>Get disabilitybucks
>Live free
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>>701872455
i can't into moderation, it's for faggots. all in or stay down faggot
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>>701872752
same here tbh. not that anon btw
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>>701872073
wow, gender stereotype much? What makes the figure on the right a man?
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If you think your life is really shit you are probably depressed and should seek out a therapist.
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>>701865919
Part 1: Stop jerking off
Part 2: Get in a fist fight
Part 3: Fist fight your dad
Part 4: Fist fight your dad
Part 5: OxyContin 80s in your room for a month
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>>701872556
/thread
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>>701872902
>
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>>701868737
>Never be attached to a *possible fucking outcome.
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>>701872455
>>701872529

i picture a faggot completely stoned in front of his desk wishing we could have the determination to create a wiki and organize his life like >>701871543
did
also many jobs require a solid short term memory. mine does.
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>>701872752
>>701872810
You sound like fucking children. Try that attitude as an adult and see what happens.
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>>701873302
You can smoke every few days and have no negative effect on your short term memory.

I really can't believe how many morons cannot control themselves with the easiest drug to moderate.
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>>701873353
i am an adult and it sucks. if i ever get a time machine all you niggers are fucked.
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>>701865919
Don't place too much value on higher education. Modern academia is a joke, save for STEM fields, and even they're getting more and more political.

Most of the happy people I know either don't have any college education or don't have much. These days even coming out of college with a STEM degree you're looking at an average wage at entry positions of $40k USD, with tens of thousands of dollars in debt.

You can make $40k USD without even being formally employed if you get good at trade skills or art or business management.
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>>701865919
Stop questioning women.
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shaving my neck beard
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>>701872945
absolut madman
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>>701873302
I also absolutely never go to work stoned. How you got that out of me advocating for smoking in moderation is beyond me.
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>>701873353
working great so far friendo. work hard, party hard
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>>701867660
How do I stop depression and stop giving a shit
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>>701873865
It will stop working, I promise you.

That fact that you can't moderate yourself tells me that you absolutely will go off the rails.
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>>701871988
>waking up before 11 AM
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>>701871178

i don't steal lying faggot
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>>701873865
time will tell but for now , git gud scrub
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>>701871863

You are either a mind reader or a retarded faggot.

Lets face it buddy your friends just have never been put to the test.
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>>701874115
bullshit i put a videocamera in my room and caught you stealing my pudding!!
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>>701871543
Maybe it's because I am not a native english speaker, but I don't get this. You create your private site through google service and add daily comments about what? It feels like a sound advice, but the part that is giving me problem to understand is:
>Every day I harvest the comments into a google spreadsheet. From here they get sorted into the rest of the wiki page (which are all alphabetical order). This allows me to take every day and profit from it by building out the "correct" standard operating procedures of my life
Can you, or anybody else lay it out for me?
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>>701869965
Why AI?
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>>701873959
A. Get a blood test, see if you're low on vitamins and magnesium. If so, buy appropriate vitamins.

B. Start getting in the habit of exercising, don't go too hard at first because you will get overwhelmed and give up unless you're a very specific type of person. Start with twice a week, run a mile, push-ups, plank, go to the gym or something.

If you see no progress or you're really in deep, find a therapist that specializes in CBT or Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. The type of therapy empirically proven to work the best.

Push yourself to socialize more.

All of this is about gradually easing into improvement. People always make the mistake of going to hard and getting overwhelmed. It needs to be a gradual process for all but very few people.
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>>701874198
Oh they absolutely have. I hope you know it's not normal to have absolutely no one you trust.

You are a bitter faggot who's projecting his own miserable experience on others.
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>>701874425
It may not be normal to be alone, but I'm not sure if it's really wrong to be. Good on you for having some good friends mate, I'm happy for you. But let's be real here, you're lucky.

Most people have friends, yes, but it's largely superficial. Outwardly most people would peg me as the social type; I'm almost always with people, I regularly go out for drinks, and during the school year parties abound. But after getting close to lots of people, and watching other people interact with those they should supposedly be able to trust most, and a lot of the time people will betray others if it means making their own lives easier. I've seen best friends, families, even parents throw people to the curb because it suited them best.

In a way, you're both right here. You probably shouldn't trust people, because they very well might betray you, but on the other hand, you shouldn't write it off if someone does prove themselves to you.

Don't give your trust easily, but once someone earns it, give it to them completely.
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>>701874314

Honestly sounds like insane behavior to me. Like sure, people just had notebooks to scribble down shit not to forget, but only lunatics would write down everything to try and keep it together.
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>>701874425

Yeah I'm married with 3 kids and have a net worth that places me in the 1%.

I am not stupid, not do I suffer from gullibility. I know all risks in deals before i proceed.

I don't trust anyone as I have seen what it does to people when trust is broken. Intimacy isn't tied to trust.

You do not have to trust anyone to live a happy life unless you are a needy touchyfeely faggot.

Which you probably are.
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>>701865919
Commit suicide before you get in your 20's
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>>701874314

You create a private site by going to sites.google.com. You need a google account for this. Once there you create a new site. Then you select "project wiki" template. The way I did it is I realized the power of CTRL + F, so I set up 1 page as the "homepage" and basically created a bunch of pages which the titles of those appear on the homepage. To get this to occur, you must first create page for every alphabet letter (A, B, C, etc. Even do 0, 1, 2, through 9). Then insert "Subpage listings" which is an option while in edit mode. Start then saving all your pages under the corresponding alphabet letter. This just sets up the ROM (Read Only Memory) just like putting your brain on long term memory mode. However, how do you handle day to day shit? That's important too. Here's how I tackled this...

I just created one page 2016. Subpage of "August". Subpages of this are titled "2016-08-30 Tuesday", etc. Then in these pages are comments section. THIS is where you have any random idea that floats into your head and you grab your phone and start dictating that thought immediately into the comments section. Thoughts are fragile, especially when you vaporize this California weed like I do. But my GOD man, now I have a way to harvest the best of my best thoughts and conclusions. Then follow my prior post and start moving your day to day shit (RAM, aka RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY) and putting that into the ROM (READ ONLY MEMORY, aka Long Term memory). It's basically a life manual you create of yourself that course corrects and you can save all your word docs, google spreadsheets, pics, videos, omg its amazing. I can't picture living life again like any of you without this. It's only going to get better too, every day in every way it gets stronger and stronger.
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>>701875749
>having working close bonds with other people makes you a touchy feely faggot

Good one chief.
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>>701875604

Haha, yeah I'm a real lunatic. I've now created 3 successful businesses off this and I married the woman of my dreams off it. Also, after adopting this my prior dayjob completely relied upon me to memorize all their passwords (simply saved this shit to wiki) and created total job security. Lunatic lol. Your newb ass ahaha.
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>>701871888
Hell naw sissy. Suck it softly.
Sweet trips tho
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>>701870256
sauce
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>>701873548

yeah but your limit will be $60k/yr whereas good college degrees can make you $90-120k/yr after 20 years not to mention the possibility of a masters degree or phd with salaries going up to $160-200k/yr.
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>>701874245

it was a guy dressed in a me face lying faggot
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>>701876058
what are your 3 businesses? if you take longer than a minute to answer this i'll assume un-based faggotry
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DIN. DO IT NOW.

If you live by this, you won't have any trouble ever. Problem is it's very hard, even for disciplined people.

Just do everything you need to do directly. Have homework? Fucking do it right now, don't save it.

Need to clean something up? Do it now, it won't be better to do it later.

Contemplating to ask a girl out? Do it NOW, or some other jackass will be fucking her.

Thinking you should call your mom? Do it NOW, she's dead tommorow.

Everything, just fucking do it. Saving things for later is for the biggest losers, and the more things you save for later, the bigger loser you are.
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>>701876493
then how do you explain the cumstains i found on my bed sheet that are currently being analed by the FBI?
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>>701876413
Not really. Employers look for skills and ambition as much as they look at education. Just because you don't have a degree doesn't mean you can't get a good job.
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JUST DO IT
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>>701876363
+1
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>>701876911
ok nike
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>>701875857
Yeah, I vaporize very high quality buds too, that's why I am interested in your memorizing method. I am reading too much, actually really too much, but it's useless to me in the current state. I also am trying to preserve more interesting ideas but my phase is still in a simple txt format and it's not organized, so again of no use to me. That's why I am interested in your method, to give it a try for a while if it works. If it does and isn't just fit for your subjective needs, you'll always have a bud waiting for you (blueberry x super silver haze) grown in water-only (+molasses) ammended organic soil, with sativa-promoting photoperiods.
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>>701868120
how so anon?
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>>701877081
Because if you stop caring about life, you stop making goals and you stop seeking self improvement.

If you stop caring about life, all that's left is instant gratification, drugs and porn.

You need to care about life in order to not be a fucking loser, nihilism is for teenagers.
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>>701869898

Pickles?
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>>701865919
>>701866459
This and just play with people pretend everyhing you are in future life.
Pretend your feelings, pretend you have a better life than everyone, pretending and lieing is one of the best things you can do for yourself, but if ur a bad liar then you just pretend so you don't get caught or getting leaked out.
(sorry if i'm somehow not understandable)
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>>701869921

I do, it still better than dick in hand.
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>>701876005

In our deepest darkest parts of our minds we don't trust anyone or anything. We have over thousands of years of evolution learned from trail and error trust can lead to more damage than caution.
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>>701865919
Take responsibility for your life. Thankfully, it's all your fault. That means you can be the one to change it for the better.
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>>701875857
>>701877076
>Then insert "Subpage listings" which is an option while in edit mode. Start then saving all your pages under the corresponding alphabet letter.
Also by pages to be saved alphabetically, you mean real pages I visit during the day? I am sorry but my english doesn't help me one bit.
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>>701865919
Just kill yourself - it's a shortcut to "a better place".
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don't ever suck anyone's dick
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>>701870901
>a golden mean
>golden mean
>mean
wut in duh fuq
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>>701876955
Not Nike... They stole the quote
Google it brother
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>>701871664
What if you are too overweight for taking Tai Qi or Kung Fu lessons?
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>>701878434
Then do Qi Gong, cut meat from your diet, and do cardio.
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>>701877337
Are you pretending to have good advise to share? i'm not sure now
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>>701878434
lose some weight, honestly its good advice too. obesity causes lazyness, shitty hormonal balance and a shit load of other issues.

If someone actually told me hey fatfuck lose some weight 5 years ago I would have been in such a better place
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>>701875857
It's me again.

Trust me bros, this is the uber way to live life as a stoner. I went through so much bullshit and people trying to say shit to me like talking down to me. Boy it sure flips the script on that when you whip out your phone and COMPLETELY DESTROY arguments because you had done your homework and have info like that at the ready.

As for subpage listings. Since I've been doing this for like 5 years now it's a lot to get on here. The way I built mine was I had to have uber retrievability. This means ability to retrieve information. And nothing does that better than a CTRL + F command. Agreed? Try it on this page and look for the word "and". You'll see its much faster than your brain could ever go. So, knowing this, I had to create different parts to this "wiki". One main part is the "homepage" which allows me to CTRL + F the main pages I created which are merely buckets collecting my daily comments on that topic.

The next major part is like I mentioned, create a daily page. Use a page template (you can find this in manage site settings) and it will have comments at the bottom of the page. Just email yourself this link and open up the page on your phone. This is where you can add comments.

The value of the comments is you have frozen your thought in time. You will have millions upon millions of thoughts and solutions flowing through your mind. This merely attempts to lock those in place so that you can harvest them into the main static pages which you do the CTRL + F homepage move on. Hope that helps. Post email or something and I can try to help further. Like I said, this completely changed my life and I was in a very bad place. Now I'm on top of the world and even have plans to take on amazon.com.

You'll never not have the answer now bros if you follow this advice. Plus people will give you mad respect since you can help them through your accumulated solutions.
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>>701878956
I don't know how, when I go to the gym I feel everyone is watching me btw I want to become /fit/ but alwys when I started I lost any motivation because I don't know why or for who I'm doing this. I feel just right, fit and health I am right now
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>>701879099
Do not get me wrong , but I would feel being a lie if I lived this way.
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Oldfag here. I thought I'd share some wisdom I've gathered to help you skinny jeans wearing fagtards level up. Take the advice or don't.
1. Start tuning into and listening to a guy named Dave Ramsey. He's a money management guru. Listen to what he says and you'll never be in debt. I listened to him and I don't have a mortgage or credit card debt.
2. Dress in a "clean cut" manner. Shave and shower everyday. Even if you're up to No good it'll be easier to get away with shit. If you look like more of a dork than a thug, the cops won't give you a second look.
3. Don't spend money on a new car until you're rich or can pay cash upfront. Cars are the worst investments ever. When you're rich but whatever the fuck you want. I have a 52 caddy convertible and it's fucking great
. 4. Learn to shoot. Buy a rifle and a pistol and learn how to use and clean them safely and properly. Your time playing COD doesn't count.never raise a firearm in anger or sadness.
5. Wear a goddamn condom. There's diseases out there that will fuck you up. I've fucked about 50 girls and because I wrapped my dick I've never had an STD of fucking surprise kid show up.
6. Don't trust niggers or muslims. Whether through being too stupid through religion or laziness, they bring nothing to the table. They are a burden and give nothing to the noblest of causes, science. That's for white people.
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>>701877395
Spoken like a true man that hasn't put his dick in crazy yet.
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>>701879935
Cont...

7. Never bang or marry a chick whose slept with a black or muslim. They have low standards and aren't fit to carry your child.
8. It's heartless to be a republican before he age of 30 and brainless to be a democrat after 30
9. Don't listen to rap or "pop" music. It's for 13 year old girls and retards.
10. Serve your country. Do one enlistment in the armed services (anything but marines, those guys are fags) to pay for college so you don't incur college loans. That shit is murder to pay off. Don't choose an MOS that will get you killed. Choose a job that will give you a skill you can market after your four years. Let the dipshits and slow of wit get all pumped to run towards gunfire.
11. Learn about bourbon. That shit is interesting. Knowing a lot about wine makes you a fag and knowing a lot about vodka makes you a club douche.
12. Learn to do shit on your own. Too many people need the validation of people patting them on the back for doing fucking pedestrian tasks and its laughable. Which brings me to...
13. Stay away from Facebook. It's a fucking waste of time and it's mostly used by people who can't do shit in the real world. Avoid it. 14. Pay for shit in cash and get receipts. Fuck debit cards. Debit cards don't do what cash does in the grey market.
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>>701879768
Feels like every day I have found my meaning, purpose, and value.

I mapped my life goals out and found solutions to reach them all by simply working on my daily comments of my thoughts. I wish I could let you take a trip of a single day in my shoes.
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>>701879935
About 6: later gen offspring raised under white standards can contribute to the one cause too. Seen this with niggers but not yet in muslims though. Now that you say it i've never seen a muslim in science. Wow.
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>>701879650
The truth is dude if you think everyone is watching you, then there is something wrong with you mentally, its funny that I say that beacause the same thing happened to me when I started going and after a while I ignored it, literally IGNORE the thought and you will feel like you're at home at the gym.

I think you're being judgemental though, about weight, appearance and thats why it's affecting the way you feel.

And dude it never goes away I always feel like people are watching me and most of the time I scan my surroundings.

The best thing you can do is to stare at them right back in the fucking eyes and NEVER fucking look away first.
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Worry less.
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>>701880144
Cont.
15. There is no higher honor or duty than helping those in need. Take your stupid ass down to a soup kitchen and Red Cross and volunteer some of your free time. Tell no one. This is you being a good person who cares for others without being patted on the back for doing shit you should do in the first place.
16. There's no reason to be fat. Calorie in, calorie out. If you burn more calories than you take in, you will lose weight. Stop eating at Arby's you fat shit. Exercise and eat a goddamn salad once in awhile, chumbles. Drink lots of water.
17. Read, dumbass. A library card is worth it's weight in gold. Use Wikipedia and spend time link jumping from one article to the next and learn something besides who the voice actress was I the fucking anime you saw with the demon who fucked little boys. Use YouTube as a "how to" tutorial. Fuck that two dollar faggot pewdiepie.
18. Don't burn bridges at your place of employment. References go along way these days when all hiring is done online. Do your best everyday at your job even if you flip burgers.
19. If you go to college or a trade school, learn to do something that can't be learned in two weeks by a noob. Become a specialist in something normal fuckers can't figure out. That way you won't get laid off or if you do you have extremely marketable skills. Fuck the liberal arts. That's for liberals and those fuckers who think they're not the sex or gender they were born into.
20. Respect yourself. If those around you don't show you proper respect then move on.
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>>701880154
Another thing that happens is you begin to become a bit like an asian dad. Like, you'll look around and go "WHY ARE YOU DOING THINGS THAT WAY" It's because you eventually see how stupid and dumb people are around you if you start tracking things in a wiki because you see the history (which reveals flaws through time).
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>>701880090

I believe I have the criminal charges to prove otherwise, my good sir.
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>>701880677
Cont.

21. A man walks away from a fight.
22. Don't talk shit if you can't back it up
23. In the worst case scenario that you MUST fight. Remember, there are no rules in a fight... BITE the fucker. Even if the other guy is twice your size, he'll think twice if you bite the fuck out of him. I once got harassed by a drunk MP that was 6'5 280. I bit the shit out of his forearm hard enough to draw blood. He called me crazy and retreated with his four friends. No one wants to get bitten.
Lastly: Find purpose in your life. Think about what you want most out of life before you die. That's what you should start working towards tomorrow. Go be an alpha. All these fedora tipping fatasses are meant to fail because they want nothing out of life and lack the will or spine to achieve anything. Don't be one of them.
Godspeed, anon.
Oldfag out.
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>>701880144
Wine is gay. That's rich coming from a country where standard beer has less alcohol or taste in it than piss (not counting piss after going out)
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Get circumcised
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Pull the trigger you pussy.
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>>701865919
bend your knees
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>>701880154
I did the same things more or less. But I quit drugs and developed discipline. My life is an open book of which I am proud for my pure effort.
feelsgodman

And I really would feel a little fraudulent with myself if I " give up " my memory for a gadget.
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>>701881444
also trips.
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Always read the labels on your food.
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>>701881444
Haha, but dude. Of the two of us, I'm the only one who can "print" my thoughts out. Even from last year, precisely with timestamps.

This proved very useful in pwning people who claimed I said this or that when I showed them the timestamps.

Printable, emailable thoughts my friend. Thats the main difference between you and I.

Can you precisely recall what you thought 4.5 years ago?
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>>701880730
Still, why would you fuck crazy? Unless you can't get normal pussy? Worst case scenario: you knock her up and then you just added some extra crazy to the world. I wasted the last 6 months on someone of wich i had strong doubts regarding her stability. The reason i wouldn't ever fuck crazy again is that after a while, crazy will make you crazy, it's a virus anon, by the end of the relationship i had honestly completely lost my mind and was as emotionally unstable as a pendulum.
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>>701877636
I always like this one, people are slowly catching on to it
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>>701881444

>relying upon the human brain instead of computer memory for long term data storage
>hurr
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>>701866854

Does yoga make you want to suck dick? If not, can't see how it is gay.
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>>701882333
I'm pretty sure it does, not gay though (so haven't done it yet)
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>>701867289
and lead to anger "management" issues
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>>701881975
No. In general no one needs it.
And you would still have peace and happiness if you lost your wiki ?
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Call that damn job after you put in the application you fucking nigger don't just wait for a call back
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>>701883003

Well I have also a backup copy plus any edits get sent to my email address so yeah, I have complete ability to recreate it anytime.

>no one needs it
Yeah up until the first complex password you saved to it becomes vital to someone else. Then you'll realize the need.
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>>701882198
You do not need to spend hours thinking about your prospect five years ago . I do not intend to keep anything long-term of fundamental importance only in my human memory. I just think it unnecessary to store a multitude of random thoughts.
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>>701883506
I was wondering if you would be able to be happy WITHOUT this toy.
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>>701879099
>Now I'm on top of the world and even have plans to take on amazon.com.
You sounded authentic at first, what a disappointing shame.
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>>701883606

Well if you created such a wiki, then find yourself having memory problems when you get older, or, if you end up having Alzheimers, I think you'll realize the value of having such a memory treasure at the ready 24/7.

Plus like on the reals, doing this has helped me in court cases as well and it shows the timeline of the history of how you arrived at certain conclusions. Think of Photoshopping your life where you control the outcome based on hard data by studying that important person... yourself.
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>>701879099
I still don't get what you put under A for example. Or 1.
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>>701883506
Also, you're not the only one producing and storing complex passwords in the world. And I doubt that having a wiki is vital in this regard.
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>>701883836
If I didn't have this "toy" I would be probably in the same boat as many. Vaping bomb erb but not feeling like I'm accomplishing much. Now I can vape and really get creative with my life's direction in an organized way.
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>>701867704
not everyone has the luxury of a washing machine
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>>701870256
FUCKING SAUCE
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>>701883909

Haha, well time will tell man. Talk is cheap and I'm actually going to pull it off. Dream big!
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there's no such thing as a feminine penis
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Bbl
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>>701865919

In the grand scheme of things nobody really knows what the fuck they're doing, you and me are equally clueless. Opinions that are equally worthless or completely valuable. It all depends on the speakers choice of words or the listeners choice to listen.

The second you think you've got life figured out you don't. Embrace the mystery and don't be afraid of being wrong.
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>>701865919

Wash each sock individually, one load per sock, one cup of detergent per sock, one cup of softener per sock, and dry them individually, 60 minutes each. I mean fuck, what's the rush?
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>>701865919
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>>701869769
Is that your routine? If you don't feel like it's worth it, I would just try changing it. adding one thing at a time.
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>>701884074
I do not consider myself the same as 5 years ago , let alone in old age. So I do not imagine it being useful to me, I prefer not completely rely on anything other than myself. Anyway, I do not consider this obsession about a result, healthy. But it was a good debate.
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>>701865919
Make a pact with the devil.
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>>701882020

Bro, you don't think we're all crazy?

I mean, if you can just find crazy enough to take birth control, then it's no big deal.
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>>701865919
Work out, do some form of meditation, git munney.
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>>701884226
I hope you have not feeling offended by the word toy. I did not want it.
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>>701865919
When you're on the grind, it's never about winning. It's not about losing either. It's always about getting back up once you've fallen. That is easily the most important thing when trying to better yourself in any situation. Just gotta stick to it, no matter what.
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>>701884114

Subpage Listing for "A"
AAA
accountant
Adobe Photoshop
adobe.com
Adult Swim
adwords
aging
agoraphobia
ahrefs.com
air conditioner
air purifiers
Air-O-Swiss Humidifier AOS7142
Albertsons
Alertpay.com
Alex (buddy)
algebra
alibaba.com
alkaline water
allergies
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>>701885132
What is under adult swim and air conditioner? Few examples.
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>>701885132

Subpage Listing for "1" (example)
1-2-3 Magic Effective discipline for children 2-12 disc one
100 Day Loans
10:00 AM
10:00 PM
11:00 AM
11:00 PM
12:00 AM
12:00 PM
1:00 AM
1:00 PM
1saleaday.com


As you can see, random things gathered under "1". It's literally things that began with the number 1 I put there.
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Spend more time just sitting and contemplating, or going for a walk while letting your thoughts do as they please. Seems very unsignificant, but you will soon notice you feel much more happy and fullfilled.
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>>701872412
what the fuck are you talking about? it says successful people and unsuccessful people, not men and women
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>>701885407
Adult Swim - I wrote "Family guy thunder thighs bag on meg. Best bagging on fat people ever"

air conditioner - I created a subpage for "Sharp CV-P10NC Portable Air Conditioner" which I owned and I saved the manual for it http://www.specsserver.com/CACHE/FRHOHDQALPGG.PDF.

I saved every manual for all the appliances in my house in this.
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>>701884353
Poo in loo detected
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>>701885525
>blind faggot can't distinguish between a man and awoman but is capable of posting on /b/
kek
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>>701865919
Stopped smoking weed. Became successful.
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>>701885132
>>701885680
Lets say I create a sleep apnea under S, I put this post into it >>701885465 so I memorize and have this at my disposal at any time?

(He just deleted his post, it was about him not getting enough oxygen because he was fat and developed sleep apnea, which damaged his brain over time)
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>>701867274
Can confirm
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Don't be a cunt
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>>701865919
Don't put all your brains in one bathtub.
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>>701868634
This
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>>701865919
do excercise... every day, even crying in oain, run a little, do some abs...hal hour a day, EVERYDAY
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>>701876413
its all relative manne.
Learn a trade and you can rise up. sky is the limit.
>we dont need no education
you sang that
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>>701882890
Well you could also practice some martial art to release of that anger.
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People joke about it all the time on here being beta and shit but it's fucking true! BE THE ALPHA, once I turned 16 I just decided that I am not going to be self depreciating funny guy anymore, not be the girls " besties " , and just a fucking man who speaks with authority and put on a very confident attitude . Fake it till you make it, doing this I got girls way out of my league and was looked at with a very high respect.
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>>701885945
yes you will have that any time. Dude protip: take pictures and post them on the wiki page. Also if you take video or audio you email yourself then save the gmail link to the page. Never delete that email and you have integrated gmail into your personal wiki in relevant pages. Forever. Ok, i'm out. Dropped mad gold on yall today. Good luck out there everyone!
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>>701865919
Don't pissed on the carpet and blame the cat
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>>701865919
Don't trust anyone under the hood of your car. Fix and maintain that shit yourself.
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>>701865919
Regert nothing is life and make smsure to get a tattoo of it.
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>>701886793
And now that you're 17, everything is tits.....
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definitely learn esperanto
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>>701886777
you're clueless aren't you?
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>wear a condom
>don't fuck with people who never initiate contact
>don't go to uni unless you know what you want to do with your life
>knock out your gen Ed/associate's at a CC and then transfer
>get everything in writing, honor no verbal contracts
>dress like you're going to run into your soulmate everytime you go out
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>>701868726
This is a good one. Started playing the harmonica two years ago when my daughter was born. Don't play it much now, though.
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>>701868634
actual advice thanks anon
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>>701869302
Here's a tip. College isn't worth the debt.
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>>701887019
hey /b/ro thx!
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>>701869921
Good one
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I'm 20 now I realize love is the only way too true happiness, so why not give yourself a situation where finding the love is much easier?
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>>701865919
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>>701879650
Get really into lifting, enjoy it, plan your day on diet and workout.
Find a routine that you enjoy, that makes you feel like the greatest on the planet.
Listen to others advices but don't take them as universal truth, even if they are huge muscular guys.
The only thing that you have to learn to listen is your body. You will understand if you're training enough and with good form.
Day by day you will stop paying attention to others, the only important thing in the gym will be to push yourself to your limit.
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Don't come to Romania
Don't listen/absorb Romanian tourist propaganda(the few nice places we have are overshadowed by lots of awful ones, poverty, crime and gypsies. Treat Romanians with the coldest atitude you can, ignore if possible.

Source: i'm from Romania.
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>>701879935
>>701880144
This guy knows what's up. Except for the rap part.
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>>701866545

I don't get up early, have no routine. My life is as follows
>got to bed at 7am
>get up at 3pm
>shitpost on /b/
>try to scavenge something for dinner
>more shitposting
>get horny
>spend 12+ hours on omegle trying to find sluts
>occasionally get lucky and fap
>rarely cum, I always want more
>go to bed when can't keep yese open/dick won't work

I want to get my life back at some point. I'm in a fucking hole right now.
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>>701877636
>It's my fault my parents beat me so badly my brain didn't develop properly

Guess i'll just fix my 80 IQ and my brain that doctors have said they can't fix.
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Stop saving all that porn.
You aren't going to watch it later, you are going to be too busy downloading some more porn.
Stop with porn in general, it ruins minds, fap with your imagination.
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>>701870433
>>>701870373
>>citation needed
Made me laugh. Thanks
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>>701889498
Care to explain a bit further?
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>>701872073
>Why is a man depicted as unsuccessful, but the woman is depicted as otherwise?

Because it was made by a feminist cunt names Maryellen Tribby who hates men and wants them to fail.

>In 2008, she founded and remains the proud CEO of Working Moms Only, the world’s leading Media Company for the empowerment of the working moms.
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>>701867216
If this were true no one would ever be garbage men
And we fucking NEED garbage men.
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>>701870256

god loves a working man
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>>701870433
This
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>>701870725
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings
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>>701889658
Porn is ruining your brain
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>>701871384
Worst advice ever.
Once it dies, you'll be a mess for some time if you get really attached to it.
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>>701890469
Yes but how, that's what i was asking for
Anywhere i can look it up?
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>>701889274
jeff?
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>>701887767
yeah that's what you hear at least. it doesn't pay to be poor if you're american
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>>701875782
Can confirm for experience this will change your life
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>>701866854
I didn't think anyone used gay as an insult anymore aside from autistic 12 year olds.
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>>701890772
Fap in the perfect way you want it, looking at unlimited videos of women with perfect makeup doing unrealistical sex tricks... It's matter of time before you will be bored by real life pussy and become a lazy fatass
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>>701891420
People don't become lazy fatasses from watching porn you stupid fuck.

I also like how you imply that pussy is the only motivater for a man, you're full of shit
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>>701884969
>/Thread
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>>701891420
>>/thread
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>>701866879
you win
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>>701867077
Restful dubs.
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>>701868634
>Saying sorry doesn't necessarily mean you did something wrong, it can mean that you value your relationship with the other person more than you value being right.
That's deep shit.
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>>701874340
This is the future.
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>>701886188
>>701886188
wtf..
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>>701865919

Never give your heart to anyone, even if they offer other in exchange.

Trust your friends always; never fall on dependence.

Conformism isn't that good if you want to evolve as a person.
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>>701870256
Whitey here
>can confirm, I'm not trustworthy but still more so than a nigger
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>>701871988
>waking up
>>
>furiously masturbate yourself into selfloathing and pity
>cry yourself into a nap
>wake up
>stay in bed and contemplate suicide
> google " how to tie a neuse"
>find some good shits to tie a neuse with
>tie neuse with ps2 controller extention chord to bedframe
>put neuse around your neck and fall off bed
> start suffocating until natural instincts kick in
> struggle to get back on bed
>get neuse off head and rethink life.
while couphing.
>go back to sleep
>go to work the next day feeling rejuvinated
works every time for me.
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Just do mushrooms. Like 4 or 5 grams
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>>701865919
never miss the gym, 3x a week minimum, lift to fail always and do legs, don't be a faggot, talk to girls you think are attractive and let them know you are sexually interested in them, also always be employed
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>>701892777
He says as he gets trips
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>>701872556
What actually happens:
>fake mental illness
>court agrees with you
>life is now ruined since you now legally can't be held responsible for yourself or your actions
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1. Have as much sex as possible in your life and ALWAYS ask the girl you like out. Dont be creepy about it. Just honest.

2. Chase your dream like it's a winning lottery ticket - you will feel better about your life every step of the journey.

3. Don't worry about quitting a job you don't enjoy.
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My father once told me. "Son. Put that down. That's expensive."

Learned alot that day.
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