My dad has a whatsapp group with his coworkers where they talk about shit and send porn vids and pics. He always left his phone unattended and without password. I want to sneak a picture of my naked gf in his phone, but not showing her face. Just tits and maybe ass but i want him to see her body and not recognize her
Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
Chunk: ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
>>701837514 >be 13 years old in grade 7 >go on school camping trip for 3 days >fucking hot teacher with seriously massive tits, like F/G cups >me the horny little shit, take a wank inside my sleeping bag at night in the tent >no one heard because it was raining hard outside >i came >but i also pissed myself >whole sleeping bag was full of piss >i zipped up my sleeping bag and put it in my bigger bag >no one noticed
That was almost a decade ago. I can control my cum and piss separately now.
everyone ive ever been with had big tits Smallest ones were C but they got bigger over time cuz chicks just love gaining weight when they arent single anymore They werent all fat; one was anorexic and the belly not just caved in, but up as well so the ribs hung like teeth.. She had D/DD
if never been with small/flat chested women but i find it so hot cuz its something i never had
I'm a beta/alpha somefuck in between with a 8/10 German gf She told me she's bi and I want to ask for a threesome with one of my best female friends Here's the thing >I've been fucking female bf this whole time
>>701837514 >I put my fingers in my butthole >When mom came home early and I was naked in the bathroom with my laptop I wasn't actually getting ready to have a bath >I was masturbating anally to animoprons latest thing
>>701840975 shes my first and probably last gf thats why im saying this. but yeah most girls here are B. C and D ones are rare and sometimes chubby (nothing bad with that). i envy you... but hey, at least my gf's vagina looks beautiful and her ass is amazing
>>701841684 yea i go by "personality" so looks usually lacked. Some pretty or skinny ones 10 years ago but they had so many problems that even with as lonely and thirsty as i was i backed out quick.. Id easily cheat on my wife with someone if they werent even pretty but were flat.
I'm in my first serious relationship, and my bf is in love with me so much he swears I'm his soulmate. That he will marry me soon. He just lost a brother that killed himself. So yeah he's got that and even more on his plate recently. He holds me tight each night in bed, says he doesn't know what he'll do without me.
I've never had a bf, just fwb. I'm certain I can't do relationships, or love. I've been sexting old fwbs and one is trying to sneak me away for a hook up...in the midst of all that is going on with my bf. A guy I only had a decade long online relationship with because he lives in Australia, is finally in my town. So he's been talking with me as well, wants to finally meet in person. That online flame, we have history. I thought I loved him before, first time I ever felt that. But over the ten years it's been off and on but we always talked. So there's chemistry with him I can't explain. I want to just meet him to reconcile that.
But, I feel tentative because my bf needs me so much. He's an amazing guy really, and I feel like he's too good for me. We started out at fwbs too, he even said at the beginning that he didn't see himself dating me. I was okay with that. I'm a self hating hamplanet btw. Over a few months though, he just began wanting more if me till he asked me to move in.
Since being his gf, I would get messages from old fwbs that seemed to want more hook ups just because I was taken.
Anyway, I'm terrified at how my bf loves me. I'm wanting to go ghost and run away, be a whore. But also just cutting all ties with anyone but my bf. Idk.
>>701843492 It's less aching for other dick more I don't know how to just love him and support him now. I never even thought a guy would love me, embracing his love for me is what I'm wrestling with. Its, hard. Slutting it is easy.
Shortly after my daughter was born and we made it home, in the later stages of her pregnancy my wife was not really in any kind of mood. I masterbated,.... alot. And it didnt immeadiatly kick back until months later. well one morning when she was at work, i got back to jerkin it.
freak cumshot shot 8 feet across the room, over my wifes side of the bed, into the basinet, and landed right on my sleeping daughters face.
i cleaned it off as best i could without waking her. Wife gets home and asks me why i didnt clean the milk off of her face. apparently i missed a spot.
TLDR i jerked off on my own daughters face by accident.
>>701843498 dont think of killing yourself as a way out because youre depressed, think of it as throwing away a piece of trash. sure there will always be trash but hey atleast ones gone. women like you make me sick, i cant even fathom doing something like this to my boyfriend
When I was a little kid I spent a lot of time on my grand parents' ranch. We had a shit ton of grasshoppers which were capable of eating 60% of the available grass. Of course this was bad to the cattle business. Around when I was 6 I heard stories about Count Drakul and how he would impale people while they were still alive. I became obsessed with him to the point where I be an impaling grasshoppers with tooth picks and sticking them up in the dirt mound I used to play on. Sometimes there would be hundreds of impaled grasshoppers still kicking trying to free themselves. I kept telling myself it was for the good of the farm because they kept eating our grass.
>>701841486 Cant greentext cause im on my phone right now. Well when i was 13 i lived in a rather small town with like 1000 people. I was on the way to meet up with my friends house to sneak him out because he wasnt allowed to go outside. (neither was i) While i was walking i grabbed some icecream from the local icecream place. (it was run by this foreign man that couldnt really speak english.) i picked my friend up and we went into the woods to throw stones at birds. By the mountain there was this steep hillside where we usually shot the birds. I just pushed him down and saw how his head got crushed on a rock. He was dead in an instant. Without any emotion i turned around and snuck home. When the police found him they questioned me and because my mum knew i snuck out so i used the icecream as an alibi. Still dont feel guilty to this day
>>701844041 then you'll never be on that level, you can keep slutting it out now until your old and live a shallow sad life or you could just end it all right now and speed things up, have you not at all considered suicide?
I'm teaching myself photo editing. Gonna alter photos of girls I know and put their faces on porn pics and, once I get to a level where they are flawless and look real, I'm gonna send them to their families
>>701844475 The sexting was way before his family grief and trauma. It only happened a few times after our first fight, I thought he was going to end it with me. I haven't since than, given any replies to any messages.
I feel like all I can do is physically be there for him, which is what he says he needs the most so. Yeah love is the personal dilemma here.
My sister and I got in a argument, which turned into a fight after she spat on me and I knocked her to the ground. It turned into wrestling which somehow turned into hate-fucking. I couldn't stop myself even though I was sure I was goinng to end up in jail when it was all over, but about halfway through she stopped fighting and started urging me on.
I regret ever doing it. I feel horrified and disgusted with myself. But -she- won't leave me alone and keeps coming around like a dog in heat and I'm afraid it's going to happen again.
>>701843059 Gonna tell you straight up no fucking sugar coating.
Break up with the bf, you're no fucking good for him simply because you're no fucking good for yourself. If you can't accept the bf's love, if you can't be in a relationship with him...then don't
You're sexting other guys and even thinking sneaking away with other guys? And wanting to meet up with an old flame? You're trying everything you can to ruin this relationship you have with a great guy who loves you, and for what? To be a whore?
You don't deserve him and he doesn't deserve you, the fact that he lost his brother is irrelevant, you were gonna hoe out on him eventually. A fight is not an excuse to sext/cheat on anyone...when you're split up then you can do that.
If you cheat on him it will kill him more than if you cut all ties with him...even with his brother's passing.
When I was a 4th grader, me and my sexy cousin had a sleepover. While she was sleeping, I was watching the T.V. I licked her legs, thighs, and her feet. I also tried to eat her cereal where she put her mouth on the spoon. One time, I woke up early and I was trying to kiss her. I don't want to see her now.
>>701846320 She's my sister. I'd never thought about her that way before, and even when we were doing it it wasn't about sex, I wanted ot hurt her. Im afraid that if we do it again it will become a habit and I'll start to like it. Andif we get caught, holy shit.
>>701846343 i've tried. not about the other girls, but about how she's been getting lazy with romance and sex and stuff. she just gets sad and says "you don't love me anymore." gee, bitch, maybe fucking do something about it instead of being defeated?
>>701843994 I think trash like you should be put into slavery. I see no problem with enslaving psychos IF they've committed a heinous crime. Shock collar might help to keep you from more devious actions.
>>701840549 I accidentally married a titless freak because the head was mindblowing, after about 3 months i had to start shutting the lights out to imagine some big titties bouncing, at four months i was disgusted by nothing to cup or suck. By 5 months i was treating her like the titless freak she was, calling her names, telling her i didnt think she was a real woman. She divorced me to which i immediately got with my DD highschool flame. Whenever im with flame in public and run into titless freak, i stare her in the eyes while cupping flames immaculate tits. Then i give titless a look of curiosity and disgust. I got about 20 training bras from a thrift store and put them all over titless' car. She eventually turned lesbian and got with a manly looking titless wonder.
>>701846494 I would just watch a bunch of videos of others doing it and copy them, well that and a bit of googling.
It basically consists of them staring at something while you relax their entire body for a few minutes. Then you do a countdown into trance and have them close their eyes. At this point you can deepen the trance and start giving suggestions, then afterwards you can wake them up.
Just an FYI I don't mention anything about masturbation to them, if they knew they would probably wake up and be weirded out. You can influence people to a certain degree but you can't blatantly order them around, otherwise I'd be doing more than jerking it.
>>701847211 this is absolute horseshit. hypnotism isn't like in the goddamn movies, you can't make people so unaware that you can jack off right in front of their face and they just sit there with a potatoface and misted-over eyes.
>>701847211 >Just an FYI I don't mention anything about masturbation to them, if they knew they would probably wake up and be weirded out. I was afraid of that, seems from other stuff I've read on hypnotism that the trances are very light. Hardly seems worth it if you can't even get them to flash a tit or anything.
>>701847351 Lol do you sit there going"AAAAAAAAAAH OH YEAH MMMMMMMMM FEELS GOOD!!!" while slapping your skin? I've personally jerked off in lots of public places, libraries, movie theaters, buses, etc, and never have I gotten caught.
Not sure if we all did this as kids, maybe it's normal, maybe not
I used to own a bird which died and after that I had this empty bird cage that I used to fill with dead animals. I'd do things such as catching lizards, then inserting a stick in their rear end till it came out of their mouths, then I'd put it in the cage. Thing looked like stuff from horror movies, full of animal skeletons and decaying bodies
Obviously, all animals were small ones, and the strange thing is, now I absolutely love animals, not even sure why I did these things
Shot a nigger in his fried chicken filled guts. Watched him bleed and beg for 7 or 8 minutes then shot him in the dick. He went quiet but was bleeding like crazy. Stabbed him three times in the neck. Agonal breathing. Left that thing there in the woods . No fucks.
>>701848020 not the fucking point, he's talking about hypontising people so he can whip out his dick and rub on out right into their face. a little bit different than jerking off inside your hoodie on the subway. but hey, way to get off-topic just so you can brag about yourself, newfriend.
>>701847371 Yeah, she's attractive. Around 5'5, brunette, athletic, A cups. I'm not gonna greentext it though. I try not to think too much about the details cuz then I start getting aroused and wondering what she's up to.
>>701848439 >Although you can get girls to cum on command i I've seen those vids on Youtube and listened to how they're structured (though didn't go into a trance myself). I don't get how you can make someone climax but not be able to make them be slutty. It's a damn shame.
>>701848172 No you child, his point was that hypnosis can't make you that unaware, my point was that hypnosis doesn't need to make them unaware.
If I can whip it out and jerk off next to someone 100% awake and aware, then why do I have to hypnotize them to be unaware? I don't, I just bank on the fact that they'll keep their eyes closed long enough.
His point was that hypnosis is bullshit and won't make you unaware enough to jerk off in front of them, yes hypnosis is bullshit, but no they do not need to be unaware or out of it to not notice me fapping.
That's because they don't think of you as a long-term investment.
Start a five-year plan. Don't get married for five years. Enjoy this phase.
I have to confess that my only regret with my wife is that I didn't divorce her five years ago, when I had the chance. Full custody, and all of my money. Bitch got cancer, so I kept her on my insurance, but turned on me when she became a survivor.
She wonders why I hit her, and frankly, it's because she deserved it. I feel bad that I let it get to that point, but it needed to happen, because she was fucking playing me like a musical instrument, ruining us financially, and being a perpetual "victim" to drugs and alcohol.
Now I don't get to see my kids, while she bounces out and gets drunk with and fucks minors, on our kids birthday.
I used to live in some Venezuelan shithole where people would get shot right in front of my home where I lived with my entire family(extended as well). I met a girl online and got in to an online relationship with her and convinced her to fly me to the states so we could live together and get married. She had some crazy daddy issues so she was all over me. Anyways, I married her then started the process of getting a divorce 3 months later. Hopped states from Flordia to California and now I got my own place with a great girl I met here in SD.
>>701849316 It generally looks like a woman in her early or mid thirties, wearing an old fashioned dress. My house is in one of the older neighborhoods in Chicago, so many of the houses out here have had many different families living in them over the centuries, and I can only assume she's one of the previous owners/occupants. I tried researching previous owners when I found d out about her, but never came up with anything conclusive.
>What does she do Most of the time, she just chills. At night shell often times be "sleeping" in my bedroom, floating a few feet of the ground, apparently resting despite the fact that that's not even where the bed is anymore. Sometimes shell be in the kitchen, making food that doesn't actually exist. Usually it's just shit like that; mundane stuff. Occasionally shell seem to actually notice I'm there, though she rarely speaks or pays attention to me for long.
Once she tried to kill me, which was when I hired the spiritualist dude.
I've talked with her a couple times, but she seems really disconnected from reality, and she's hard to understand, so the conversation never gets far.
>>701849626 Depends on the situation, if the subject is in a fairly deep trance then they'll start to forget bits of the session naturally. Just make sure you have them fairly deep first (hypnotize them a few times or use deepeners) and you'll be able to make them forget.
Just be vague, don't specifically say "you will not remember this and this and this", try "you will remember only how good you felt and nothing else" "you may find it hard to remember the session", etc.
I'm obsessed with my wife's hot innocent virgin 22yo little sister. Jerk off thinking about her on a daily basis, I want to fuck her so bad. I'm pretty sure she has a crush on me, but I know she'd never do anything.
>>701850766 Well of course you love your wife. You'd also love to plunge your dick into her sister, while your wife grinds her cunt against her little sister's mouth. Gotta take chances if you want these wonderful things.
>>701850440 From the way she acts, I'm guessing my ghost was a mother and/or a wife. Most of the time she's pretty cool, but I can make her mad if I make a big mess and don't clean it up, if I leave something in the house in disrepair, if I bring home girls, that kind of thing.
The night she tried to kill me, I had a Halloween party at my house. Lots of drinking, lots of noise, lots of girls, a big mess... yeah, she wasn't happy.
Left us all alone for most of the night, but after everyone had left except for a few drinks who were sleeping it off, she met me on my way upstairs. She looked scary. That spiritualist guy I hired gave me an expansion as to why ghosts change appearences, though I'm not sure I believe it. Either way, she looked thinner, goods gaunt. Her dress was torn and dirty, and looked like it was splattered with mud and blood, some real horror movie kind of shit. I was drunk as fuck, so I basically just thought, "Ah hell yeah, my ghost is dressing up for Halloween!"
But yeah, no, she was just something out. I honestly couldn't tell you exactly what happened, but a couple hours later I was in the hospital with a broken shoulder and a bunch of long cuts on my chest/shoulder area.
After that is when I hired the wizard dude to try and get rid of her.
>>701851201 We're cool now I guess although we're not really close. I dont see him a lot since we dont live together anymore, and I tend to get a bit awkward around him. I don't think he does, I don't even show any signs I remember that ever happened. And not really to be honest
>>701851514 do you ever think about meeting him alone and asking him to do it again? one of my friends raped my little sister repeatedly for a year and i swear i didn't know, and i beat him up once i found out. didn't talk to him any more. but i keep thinking about it and wondering what it was like and if she still thinks about it and wants it. its been twenty years and every time i see her i wnat to bend her over and take her
>>701851379 Ah yeah, you'd need to find either a gf/fwb who's into it as well or at least curious, or a very malleable personality.
The problem with option 2 is that they are also usually crazy. I've known two girls like that, I didn't make them slutty but I make them totally obedient to me through repeated hypnosis and daily conditioning. It was hot as fuck but they weren't the most attractive girls and they were a bit too clingy to say the least.
>>701851930 Like I said, I was REALLY drunk. >>701852155 Ouja boards are bullshit man, I don't buy into that spiritualist crap. Why would I need a hard when I can just talk with her?
And yeah, I talk with her most nights. For just casual conversation she's fine, but she doesn't seem capable of learning new things, and she's often hard to understand and unfocused. Some days are worse than others though.
For no reason I can tell, her characteristics seem to change depending on the day and time, sometimes seemingly without rhyme or reason. Some days she's lucid and coherent, almost looking like a normal person except for her clothes, and we can casually chat as long as I don't start making her think too much.
Other days she's almost invisible, incoherent, and doesn't even seem to realize I'm there.
Either way, she's pretty, she cleans my house, and she goes worship on intruders, so all in all, she s actually pretty nice to have around, though it's annoying that I can never bring girls back to my place.
I never brush my teeth, I'm a good looking guy except when you look at my teeth, you will think that my mouth gave birth to everything foul in this world. That's not the worst part! I love to go to bars and find girls who are drunk enough to fall into my trap. When I get them home, I lick their faces and rub my rotten gums in their faces as they have passed out. Spreading my filth all over their faces and they always notice the smell when they wake up. They think they themselves smell like shit.
>be me, 25 yo medfag >met hot blondie >she's a 9/10 easily (I'm a 6/10 tops) >begin to flirt with her, we get along >1 week after starting dating she finds out she's pregnant cause of her loser ex-Chad >she's super catholic (anti abortion) >I tell her I'll take care of both of them (not really just want that pussy, also wait for it) >have access to abortion pills >smashed the shit out of them everyday for 3 days straight >being mixing it with her morning orange juice that I bought her for the morning sickness >trustmeimadoctor.jpg >at the fourth day, starts bleeding, I came to help her >give her proper treatment, and explain to her that it must be a natural abortion, and this shit happens all the time >she believes me, we fuck the next week >ohyeahsweetpussy.mp3 >been dating her for 3 years now >I'll die before telling her what I did >mfw
>>701853406 >How does this work That's what I keep asking myself. Everyone and their dog has their own idea of what ghosts are and how they work, but this is how it was explained to me by the spiritualist guy: ghosts are not and have never been humans. They're a footprint left over by the energy a person expends in their lives, and the more emotion and energy you experience in your final moments, the more likely it is that you'll leave a ghost behind when you die, which is why more often that not, ghosts form from murder victims and accidental deaths, and why you so rarely see the ghosts of people who died peacefully in their sleep. Because the ghost is a memory/footprint/copy or whatever of the person who died, how it works depends on two they were, how they lived, and partially, how they think the afterlife works, and how they thought ghosts should be like.
That last bit is important; it's why you see ghosts acting differently depending in culture and upbringing. It's why a European ghost will act differently from a Japanese ghost or an African ghost. The beliefs and folklore of the culture that raised you affect how you think a ghost should act, and thus affect the ghost you leave behind.
>Can you touch her and see her Like I said here >>701853226 , it carries. On a good day, yes, both. Some days she's just a presence and a vague sense of not being alone.
>>701853882 Dude, I went through so many psych evaluations and obtain scans and shit when I first started seeing her. I reacted pretty much like most people would, I assume.ed I was nuts and went to see a fucking doctor. I when it was all over I got a clean bill of health and came home to find my laundry done.
>>701854037 >>701853226 >>701851472 I don't know if this is true or not but it would make a great web comic. This beautiful banshee looking femme ghost who haunts your house, but rather than tearing you the fuck apart, basically just moms you and cleans the house, only really going batshit when she sees you with a girl or when you make a big mess.
>be me >be sophomore in highschool >go to library a bit late to print out a last minute final copy >It's fucking packed >only one computer is open >kid that no one likes is sitting there but not doing anything on it >goddamnit.png >ask kid to move >kid laughs and tells me to wait my turn >notinthemood.png >firmly tell kid I have work to do before the library closes >kid says I should've come earlier >nigga you ain't even using the thing >argue with this kid for a bit >people are watching at this point >kid makes a comment about me being a psychopath >wtf >call the kid a condescending asshole >usually quiet girl voices her agreement >everyone knows these two, and knows that they do not get along. >kid calls quiet girl a brat and straight up spits on her >quiet girl moves at the speed of light and the guy's glasses are knocked off and he's holding his nose >everyone gets really quiet >quiet girl leaves
No one wound up saying anything about her, and even if I didn't participate in the FIGHT, I still had to share this.
>>701854224 Probably. >>701854265 Yeah, probably be more accurate to say I talk at her most nights. >>701854270 Well I've never seen her try, but I assume not. She doesn't seem to be capable of learning new things, and if I try to teach her stuff she just gets annoyed or fizzles. >>701854314 Kek >>701854382 I've thought about it, but after she nearly killed me that one time, I don't think it would be smart to try. She does look good though. Genuinely beautiful face, and a great rack, but it's hard to get a good look at anything else through her dress tho.
>>701854488 No clue. Like I said, after I moved here I tried to research the houses previous owners, but came up empty handed. Tried looking into police archives to see if there were any old murder cases connected but gave up after a while.
I have sex with my cousin since we were 16. Its never been a big deal and happens often where I live. My grandmother and aunts called us "kissing cousins". We still have sex a few times a year even tho we are both married to different people. Not really secret but no one outside my town knows.
>>701853882 >mfw anon is schizo >mfw guy he bought house from is figment of his imagination >mfw he's a hobo squatting in a crack den >mfw ghost is actually still living ancient hobo crackwhore turned wafer thin by years of abuse
Last night for the first time I posted pics of a girl I used to date, and the act of doing so turned me on way more than I would have imagined. Something about having a bunch of strangers capping to her naked body turned me on so bad.
Part of it is the dirty little secret -- the thrill of doing something that feels wrong. Yet there was more to it than that. As other anons started asking for more, and as some of them described what they'd like to do to her, I became wildly excited. It feels so dirty,yet it was like a drug.
I came harder than I have in at least a year, but all day today I've felt a mixture of guilt and guilty pleasure.
>>701855312 >Worst that could happen I could get my fucking head torn off . >>701855399 I was dressed up as Watson (a friend was Sherlock). Why? >>701855628 I stopped masturbating after the first time she caught me. Shes an old fashioned girl, so fapping is a big no no in her house. You know... despite it being MY GOD DAMN HOUSE
But other than that she's a delight.
One day I'll probably get so sexually deprived that I'll hire an exorcist, but until then, were good.
>>701856346 She only caught me the one time, and it was some pretty vanilla stuff I was fapping to, so hard to say. >>701856724 Pretty much just average clothes. Not really sure what you mean. I don't have to avoid getting naked, if that's what you mean. >>701856933 Not sure if this means anything, but I'll have to look into this idea. You might be totally wrong, but if you're right...
>>701857233 >Hot blonde ghost milf >Pretty sure she's a wife and mother >Old fashioned girl >Delusional and disconnected >Sleeps in your room, floating where her bed used to be Step one: move your bed to where she sleeps Step two: sleep with ghost wife Step three: Act like a husband If she's old fashioned like you say, shell feel obligated to put out for her man, and if she's delusional like you say, she might think that husband is you!
You'll be getting those ghost tiddies in no time! If this guy >>701856933 is on to anything, dress like an old fashioned dude.
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