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> ITT We post out secrets
>>701837514
When i was 6 yo in kindergarten me and my friend were rubbing dicks against each other while being alone in toilet
The person below me is underage.
porn is good but my main fetish that always make me shoot cum so hard out of my dick is religious porn/fetishes
>>701838698
k....
>>701838801
lol
I've seen so much porn that I can only get off to hand holding and blocks of concrete.
>>701838840
And i was never into that gay shit, even now i believe myself to be a homophobe, though that thing that happened when i was a kid....
I fuck my 14 year old niece when ever I visit my kid brother.
>>701837514
I'm a major masochist.
I literally can't get aroused without seeing a guy being physically dominated by a woman.
>>701837514
I don't seed my torrents
I am addicted to showing my shy trusting young gf's private pics to perverts. I get off on betraying her trust and seeing proof that she's owned by strangers and getting used like free porn.
>>701839198
How did you manage it? For... research.
>>701839421
You should end your life you bastard
My dad has a whatsapp group with his coworkers where they talk about shit and send porn vids and pics. He always left his phone unattended and without password. I want to sneak a picture of my naked gf in his phone, but not showing her face. Just tits and maybe ass but i want him to see her body and not recognize her
>>701839421
pics
I used to flatshare with girl on the right and once went in her room when noone was in and found her dildo in a drawer. still had pubes on it. was diamonds
When I was 14 I went camping for a week with my parents. In the shower house an older guy "made" me suck him off every night we were there.
Paid my 34 year old married cousin with two kids £5k for sex.
>i love my gf but her tits are too small. i will probably never know what it feels like to squeeze big tits ;_;
>i sucked both my cousins' dicks (not at the same time)
Everything. OK, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out!
[much later]
Chunk: ...but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
>>701837514
>be 13 years old in grade 7
>go on school camping trip for 3 days
>fucking hot teacher with seriously massive tits, like F/G cups
>me the horny little shit, take a wank inside my sleeping bag at night in the tent
>no one heard because it was raining hard outside
>i came
>but i also pissed myself
>whole sleeping bag was full of piss
>i zipped up my sleeping bag and put it in my bigger bag
>no one noticed
That was almost a decade ago. I can control my cum and piss separately now.
i spy daily with a hidden cam on my sister
>>701840791
good for you mister im the cook
>>701840549
weird
everyone ive ever been with had big tits
Smallest ones were C but they got bigger over time cuz chicks just love gaining weight when they arent single anymore
They werent all fat; one was anorexic and the belly not just caved in, but up as well so the ribs hung like teeth.. She had D/DD
if never been with small/flat chested women but i find it so hot cuz its something i never had
i like flat chested girls, but because "bisexual", not because pedo
i'd rather be a pedo because then at least i wouldn't be a fag on top of being easily mistaken for a pedo
I'm a beta/alpha somefuck in between with a 8/10 German gf
She told me she's bi and I want to ask for a threesome with one of my best female friends
Here's the thing
>I've been fucking female bf this whole time
>>701840836
post vid?
>>701837514
>I put my fingers in my butthole
>When mom came home early and I was naked in the bathroom with my laptop I wasn't actually getting ready to have a bath
>I was masturbating anally to animoprons latest thing
I leave my blinds open just enough so my next door neighbors can spy on my wife changing, in the shower and when Im fucking her. She has no idea
>>701841040
wont, i love her
>>701837514
I once burned down an abandoned house.
I killed my best friend when i was a kid
>>701841210
love her as a sister but also find her hot
find her hot because shes your sister
or actually in love with her
Does she know? anything ever happen even way way back? Howd this start?
just the deets cuz curious. dont want one of em fake greentext stories for people to fap to
>>701841378
post screenshot of her without face
>>701841318
I need a greentext for proof
>>701841436
im not that guy; those were all questions for him
>>701837514
I've never masturbated to anime
>>701841524
my bad
>>701841210
post screenshot of her without face, my dude
>>701840975
shes my first and probably last gf thats why im saying this. but yeah most girls here are B. C and D ones are rare and sometimes chubby (nothing bad with that). i envy you... but hey, at least my gf's vagina looks beautiful and her ass is amazing
>>701841526
This man is a liar
>>701841526
>>701841684
yea i go by "personality" so looks usually lacked. Some pretty or skinny ones 10 years ago but they had so many problems that even with as lonely and thirsty as i was i backed out quick..
Id easily cheat on my wife with someone if they werent even pretty but were flat.
I posted nudes of my girl and she found them
Bump for interest
>>701841994
Tell us more about it
I rub my girlfriends toothbrush between my ass cheeks
I do love her, and i never wish her any harm, but when we have an argument (and she can be pretty savage and mean) I smile to myself knowing she brushes her teeth with my crotch water
I suck my own dick at 7 years old and i like chicks with dicks
>>701838698
Michael??
I.. broke the dam
>>701839299
torrents are dying anyway
>>701841994
storytime!
I'm in my first serious relationship, and my bf is in love with me so much he swears I'm his soulmate. That he will marry me soon. He just lost a brother that killed himself. So yeah he's got that and even more on his plate recently. He holds me tight each night in bed, says he doesn't know what he'll do without me.
I've never had a bf, just fwb. I'm certain I can't do relationships, or love. I've been sexting old fwbs and one is trying to sneak me away for a hook up...in the midst of all that is going on with my bf. A guy I only had a decade long online relationship with because he lives in Australia, is finally in my town. So he's been talking with me as well, wants to finally meet in person. That online flame, we have history. I thought I loved him before, first time I ever felt that. But over the ten years it's been off and on but we always talked. So there's chemistry with him I can't explain. I want to just meet him to reconcile that.
But, I feel tentative because my bf needs me so much. He's an amazing guy really, and I feel like he's too good for me. We started out at fwbs too, he even said at the beginning that he didn't see himself dating me. I was okay with that. I'm a self hating hamplanet btw. Over a few months though, he just began wanting more if me till he asked me to move in.
Since being his gf, I would get messages from old fwbs that seemed to want more hook ups just because I was taken.
Anyway, I'm terrified at how my bf loves me. I'm wanting to go ghost and run away, be a whore. But also just cutting all ties with anyone but my bf. Idk.
>>701840775
Kek
>>701843059
you should kill yourself instead, resources shouldn't be wasted on you
>>701837514
status symbols disgust me. You have no heart and no brain so you think expensive shit nobody needs makes you attractive?
>>701843059
don't be a slut and go searching for other dick (which sounds like you want to do), guy needs you even more now that his brother an hero'd
if you don't even love him then leave him, but don't cheat on him
>>701843319
I'm not depressed.
What resources?
>>701843319
seems you have some unprocessed issues...
>>701839421
Well whats stopping you now?
>>701843492
It's less aching for other dick more I don't know how to just love him and support him now. I never even thought a guy would love me, embracing his love for me is what I'm wrestling with. Its, hard. Slutting it is easy.
But yeah either way he does deserve honesty.
>>701837514
I used my mothers vibrator multiple times, cleaned it and hid it again where she keeps it.
The story about how I found it is pretty funny actually... im a sad piece of shit
Shortly after my daughter was born and we made it home, in the later stages of her pregnancy my wife was not really in any kind of mood. I masterbated,.... alot. And it didnt immeadiatly kick back until months later. well one morning when she was at work, i got back to jerkin it.
freak cumshot shot 8 feet across the room, over my wifes side of the bed, into the basinet, and landed right on my sleeping daughters face.
i cleaned it off as best i could without waking her. Wife gets home and asks me why i didnt clean the milk off of her face. apparently i missed a spot.
TLDR i jerked off on my own daughters face by accident.
>>701843498
dont think of killing yourself as a way out because youre depressed, think of it as throwing away a piece of trash. sure there will always be trash but hey atleast ones gone. women like you make me sick, i cant even fathom doing something like this to my boyfriend
>>701843059
Pick one or the other. Your bf needs you. If you leave, it'll be hard now but he'll get over it.
If you cheat you'll fuck him up for life
>>701843059
When I was a little kid I spent a lot of time on my grand parents' ranch. We had a shit ton of grasshoppers which were capable of eating 60% of the available grass. Of course this was bad to the cattle business. Around when I was 6 I heard stories about Count Drakul and how he would impale people while they were still alive. I became obsessed with him to the point where I be an impaling grasshoppers with tooth picks and sticking them up in the dirt mound I used to play on. Sometimes there would be hundreds of impaled grasshoppers still kicking trying to free themselves. I kept telling myself it was for the good of the farm because they kept eating our grass.
>>701837514
In 2007 I sucked my cock in front of my webcam on a stupid site where we all held blogs. I was 14 at the time.
Scared as fuck it could resurface at any time.
>>701841486
Cant greentext cause im on my phone right now.
Well when i was 13 i lived in a rather small town with like 1000 people. I was on the way to meet up with my friends house to sneak him out because he wasnt allowed to go outside. (neither was i) While i was walking i grabbed some icecream from the local icecream place. (it was run by this foreign man that couldnt really speak english.) i picked my friend up and we went into the woods to throw stones at birds. By the mountain there was this steep hillside where we usually shot the birds. I just pushed him down and saw how his head got crushed on a rock. He was dead in an instant. Without any emotion i turned around and snuck home. When the police found him they questioned me and because my mum knew i snuck out so i used the icecream as an alibi. Still dont feel guilty to this day
>>701843805
Well I haven't done anything to him at all yet so yeah. Good for you to be so unwavering and certain on your love for your bf. I'm just not there at that level.
>>701843800
Lol'd and check'd.
>>701840836
get any wins?
>>701843994
holy fucking shit
I order Asian whores to my room everytime I get sent outta town for work.
>>701837514
I fucked my moms 46 year old friend.
Also my older sisters life long best friend who is married....I really want to taste her again
>>701844041
then you'll never be on that level, you can keep slutting it out now until your old and live a shallow sad life or you could just end it all right now and speed things up, have you not at all considered suicide?
>>701843962
Once it's on the internet, it's there forever.
It isn't that it could, the real question you should be asking is when?
>>701843882
I feel guilty just for sexting even if no nudes were involved. But yeah just making a choice in this is what
>>701839671
Nigga WTF ?
I fucked my gf's mom
>>701837514
Why is this woman wearing my cum shirt?
I'm teaching myself photo editing. Gonna alter photos of girls I know and put their faces on porn pics and, once I get to a level where they are flawless and look real, I'm gonna send them to their families
>>701844278
Not ever, just pic related.
>>701844318
well stop sexting, that nigga need you, why are you sexting in the first place anyways. Let yourself be loved, and love him back.
>>701844398
Share ?
>>701844398
Kek
>>701844315
It was on a chat, don't know if tht person recorded it. Got nudes from an underage from that, don't know what happened to her.
She stopped responding when I asked who took the pictures where she was laying on the bed.
>>701843994
Why?
I hate my fucking parents, I can't wait to get out of this god damn house.
>>701844481
I don't have anything good yet. Once I do believe me, they're going up on /b/ (among other sites)
>>701844561
I think i just felt like it. I dunno maybe im just a psycho
>>701844318
You feel guilty because you know it's wrong.
I hope you die a slow, agonizingly painful death you dumb fucking whore.
>>701837514
I'm trying to weigh up the hotness of wetting myself vs using the bathroom, think I might hold until I burst
>>701844475
The sexting was way before his family grief and trauma. It only happened a few times after our first fight, I thought he was going to end it with me. I haven't since than, given any replies to any messages.
I feel like all I can do is physically be there for him, which is what he says he needs the most so. Yeah love is the personal dilemma here.
>>701844838
why were you sexting before that too, like what the fuck girl, are you a hoe that isn't loyal? But you did the correct thing by stopping replying to them.
i'm married, but constantly fantasize about her sister, and i'm sexting an old friend of mine who lives in NYC. why? because my wife doesn't put in any effort into being/acting/dressing sexy anymore.
>>701840061
Id be diamonds
>>701837514
I really liked Prometheus. Cocksnake or no, I thought it was great fun,
>>701837514
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=yaI7gLEutKE
I like to watch this
>>701843994
woah there pal that's pretty edgy
My sister and I got in a argument, which turned into a fight after she spat on me and I knocked her to the ground. It turned into wrestling which somehow turned into hate-fucking. I couldn't stop myself even though I was sure I was goinng to end up in jail when it was all over, but about halfway through she stopped fighting and started urging me on.
I regret ever doing it. I feel horrified and disgusted with myself. But -she- won't leave me alone and keeps coming around like a dog in heat and I'm afraid it's going to happen again.
>>701843059
Gonna tell you straight up no fucking sugar coating.
Break up with the bf, you're no fucking good for him simply because you're no fucking good for yourself. If you can't accept the bf's love, if you can't be in a relationship with him...then don't
You're sexting other guys and even thinking sneaking away with other guys? And wanting to meet up with an old flame? You're trying everything you can to ruin this relationship you have with a great guy who loves you, and for what? To be a whore?
You don't deserve him and he doesn't deserve you, the fact that he lost his brother is irrelevant, you were gonna hoe out on him eventually. A fight is not an excuse to sext/cheat on anyone...when you're split up then you can do that.
If you cheat on him it will kill him more than if you cut all ties with him...even with his brother's passing.
>>701843791
Tell the story anon
>>701845107
Fear of rejection I assumed would ensye our first fight, is why I even sexted.
>>701843994
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>701845600
hot. 5/7, would read again
>>701843959
Jesus
>>701845622
Thanks, this has been what I needed to read.
>>701843059
Tits or gtfo
>>701845123
Do you put in the effort?
>>701845662
If the story is true, he is a psychopath
>>701837514
I'm only going to the convention for one day, even though my mom's giving me enough money for two.
>>701840836
does she have any idea? do you have any tips? really want to do this with my sister in law
>>701845852
i haven't stopped working out, i don't dress like a slob, i still eat healthy, and i'm not sitting around staring at my phone every evening instead of interacting with our daughter.
>>701842577
Stanley??
>>701845757
It sucks for him, but it's the right thing to do. And it will hurt far less.
>>701837514
I hold grudge against my father, but blood and rules of honor forces me to not act upon it.
I am noble by blood, but my father discarded he's family name. And for that act I have to fight to get even some little part of the inheritance Im entitled to.
when i was 6 my cousin made me lick her asshole
>>701843994
Pics or it didn't happen
When I was a 4th grader, me and my sexy cousin had a sleepover. While she was sleeping, I was watching the T.V. I licked her legs, thighs, and her feet. I also tried to eat her cereal where she put her mouth on the spoon. One time, I woke up early and I was trying to kiss her. I don't want to see her now.
>>701845984
That's cool. How long you been married?
>>701846027
>my father discarded he is family name
what
>>701846140
4 years last month.
I hypnotize people and when they're under I jerk off in front of them, risky but that's part of the appeal.
>>701845600
nice, why are you afraid, she wants you
>>701846173
Have you talked about that stuff with her?
>>701846157
you can probably tell that english is not my forte
>>701842596
No i broke the dam
i like to pretend to be hypnotized cause the hypnotist like to jerk off infront of me and his dick is tiny
>>701842596
the darn
>>701846271
How do you do this? I've been wanting to get into hypnotism for exactly this sort of reason.
>>701846320
She's my sister. I'd never thought about her that way before, and even when we were doing it it wasn't about sex, I wanted ot hurt her. Im afraid that if we do it again it will become a habit and I'll start to like it. Andif we get caught, holy shit.
>>701846603
yeah, but what is she gets the idea of blackmailing you before you act on it, you are better fucking her out of your own will than against your will. Plus she must be hot
>>701846738
She's got nothing ot blackmail me with, there's no leverage there.
>>701846343
i've tried. not about the other girls, but about how she's been getting lazy with romance and sex and stuff. she just gets sad and says "you don't love me anymore." gee, bitch, maybe fucking do something about it instead of being defeated?
>>701843994
I think trash like you should be put into slavery. I see no problem with enslaving psychos IF they've committed a heinous crime. Shock collar might help to keep you from more devious actions.
>>701840549
I accidentally married a titless freak because the head was mindblowing, after about 3 months i had to start shutting the lights out to imagine some big titties bouncing, at four months i was disgusted by nothing to cup or suck. By 5 months i was treating her like the titless freak she was, calling her names, telling her i didnt think she was a real woman. She divorced me to which i immediately got with my DD highschool flame. Whenever im with flame in public and run into titless freak, i stare her in the eyes while cupping flames immaculate tits. Then i give titless a look of curiosity and disgust. I got about 20 training bras from a thrift store and put them all over titless' car. She eventually turned lesbian and got with a manly looking titless wonder.
>>701847019
there is nothing about this that didn't make me chuckle. still fake and gay, though.
>>701844256
Me too, except for passable tranny tops.
>>701846494
I would just watch a bunch of videos of others doing it and copy them, well that and a bit of googling.
It basically consists of them staring at something while you relax their entire body for a few minutes. Then you do a countdown into trance and have them close their eyes. At this point you can deepen the trance and start giving suggestions, then afterwards you can wake them up.
Just an FYI I don't mention anything about masturbation to them, if they knew they would probably wake up and be weirded out. You can influence people to a certain degree but you can't blatantly order them around, otherwise I'd be doing more than jerking it.
>>701846908
after that i havent commited a single crime in my life
i'm currently fucking two co-workers and have a gf on the go.
at this point i want to get caught because juggling all these bitches is a fucking nightmare.
>>701847211
this is absolute horseshit. hypnotism isn't like in the goddamn movies, you can't make people so unaware that you can jack off right in front of their face and they just sit there with a potatoface and misted-over eyes.
>>701846827
she must be hot though right? Greentext
>>701846906
Definitely sucks for both of you. Is working out together a viable option?
I pretended to be sick today so I wouldn't have to work with a hangover.
I ran over my best friends dog when I was 16, god damn I miss that thing, was a 10/10 pupper
I stole something like 20 pairs of used panties from a summer camp for 12-15 year olds
I went for a joyride in my neighbors GTR and broke 170mph on public roads
>>701846908
Is that picture calling that anon an icosahedron?
>>701846094
and how am i supposed to post proof?
>>701847443
i wish. maybe i'll bring that up.
I studied French when I was SUPPOSED to be studying Japanese.
>>701847573
what was the victims name?
I long for a strong man to come and take control of the country. Someone to reinstate law and order. Someone to throw out the muslim scum, kill the prisoners, castrate the retards...
When I was 19 I lost my virgin card to my 45 year old friends mom.
>>701847211
>Just an FYI I don't mention anything about masturbation to them, if they knew they would probably wake up and be weirded out.
I was afraid of that, seems from other stuff I've read on hypnotism that the trances are very light. Hardly seems worth it if you can't even get them to flash a tit or anything.
>>701847739
...to dominate you in the bedroom and put you in your place.
>>701847818
can some rule 34 some donald trump gaydom porn for me?
>>701847351
Lol do you sit there going"AAAAAAAAAAH OH YEAH MMMMMMMMM FEELS GOOD!!!" while slapping your skin? I've personally jerked off in lots of public places, libraries, movie theaters, buses, etc, and never have I gotten caught.
Not sure if we all did this as kids, maybe it's normal, maybe not
I used to own a bird which died and after that I had this empty bird cage that I used to fill with dead animals. I'd do things such as catching lizards, then inserting a stick in their rear end till it came out of their mouths, then I'd put it in the cage. Thing looked like stuff from horror movies, full of animal skeletons and decaying bodies
Obviously, all animals were small ones, and the strange thing is, now I absolutely love animals, not even sure why I did these things
Shot a nigger in his fried chicken filled guts. Watched him bleed and beg for 7 or 8 minutes then shot him in the dick. He went quiet but was bleeding like crazy. Stabbed him three times in the neck. Agonal breathing. Left that thing there in the woods . No fucks.
>>701848020
not the fucking point, he's talking about hypontising people so he can whip out his dick and rub on out right into their face. a little bit different than jerking off inside your hoodie on the subway.
but hey, way to get off-topic just so you can brag about yourself, newfriend.
>>701839780
...Okey
>>701847742
If your friend was 45 his mom must of been at least 60 gross
>>701847581
Well, you got to figure something out before it's too late. You wouldn't want your kid to have divorced parents.
>>701847573
Victims name
Name of town
Date
Newspaper articles
>>701847371
Yeah, she's attractive. Around 5'5, brunette, athletic, A cups. I'm not gonna greentext it though. I try not to think too much about the details cuz then I start getting aroused and wondering what she's up to.
>>701843059
Are you Mexican?
>>701847750
Yeah sorry, if you see hypnotists getting girls to flash them or act slutty, they're probably the types of girls you could get to flash you without hypnosis.
Although you can get girls to cum on command if they're into it, so I guess that's something.
I would only recommend it if you want to add an interesting skill to your repertoire that you can show off, or if you have a fetish for it like me.
I am angry at everything and I dont know why.
I fucked my cousin in the ass...
for some reason this event turned me into an ultra beta bitch who wanted to repent
I got divorced 3 years ago, she really fucked with my mind and I have never been the same since.
>>701848439
>Although you can get girls to cum on command i
I've seen those vids on Youtube and listened to how they're structured (though didn't go into a trance myself). I don't get how you can make someone climax but not be able to make them be slutty. It's a damn shame.
>>701848377
i don't see why you are so opposed to this, if she is how and you are attracted to her, go for it, but be careful
>>701848465
read the last 3 lines you wrote and you'll know why you're angry...
>>701848613
She's my sister, man, it isn't right. And what if she got pregnant?
>>701837514
I confess that a woman's only value is between her legs. Women need only serve as semen receptacles and keep quiet the rest of the time.
>>701848625
you know what's funny
its how the anger phase I am in is turning women on...
I am trying to undo the beta bitchiness need help
>>701848233
I meant that the mom was 45. Friend was 18 lol
>>701848172
No you child, his point was that hypnosis can't make you that unaware, my point was that hypnosis doesn't need to make them unaware.
If I can whip it out and jerk off next to someone 100% awake and aware, then why do I have to hypnotize them to be unaware? I don't, I just bank on the fact that they'll keep their eyes closed long enough.
His point was that hypnosis is bullshit and won't make you unaware enough to jerk off in front of them, yes hypnosis is bullshit, but no they do not need to be unaware or out of it to not notice me fapping.
Take those autism meds.
i browse YLYL threads
>>701848716
then tell her to take the pill, dude she wants you, it's mean to make her wait, plus from your description, she seems really attractive
>>701848350
Markus
Not going to tell you because obvious reasons
15.6.2005
There are none because they thought it was an accident
>>701848611
It can't make you go against your wishes, so if you have a girl under that isn't opposed to acting slutty or cumming in front of you, then you can get it to happen.
You just won't be able to pull the same thing off with a shy librarian. But yeah I know how you feel.
>>701848995
there are articles even when it's an accident, especially when a kid dies
>>701837514
My house is haunted. Like yes, actual ghost metaphysical spirit shit. No idea how this kind of shit works. Hired a medium/wizard/ghost whisperer dude but I'm 90% sure he was a fake.
The ghost rarely talks, usually only shows up at night, rarely fucks with anything, and only ever once did anything outright hostile.
>INB4 "You're full of shit"
Yeah, I know, I used to get it a lot before I quit talking about it in real life.
>>701847346
Bro I know and eventually they start wanting relationships and you fear you'll mess up with the names when you're texting them and you like sex with one of them more than the others
>>701849197
elaborate, what does it do, what does it look like, have you tried communicating with it?
>fucked my mom
>fucked my mates mom
feel bad about it sometimes
>>701849197
You're full of shit.
>>701849197
You're going to die.
>>701848727
fuck man this is my thoughts exactly.
>>701849318
Has your mate fucked your mom? Cuz that's only fair. Greentext!
>>701849175
Do they remember what happens under trance? Like if you ask questions to try and gauge them ,will they recall afterwards?
>>701848834
That's because they don't think of you as a long-term investment.
Start a five-year plan. Don't get married for five years. Enjoy this phase.
I have to confess that my only regret with my wife is that I didn't divorce her five years ago, when I had the chance. Full custody, and all of my money. Bitch got cancer, so I kept her on my insurance, but turned on me when she became a survivor.
She wonders why I hit her, and frankly, it's because she deserved it. I feel bad that I let it get to that point, but it needed to happen, because she was fucking playing me like a musical instrument, ruining us financially, and being a perpetual "victim" to drugs and alcohol.
Now I don't get to see my kids, while she bounces out and gets drunk with and fucks minors, on our kids birthday.
>Fuck these goddamn females.
>>701848995
Not posting the towns name and associated articles proves you're a lying faggot GTFO!!!
I used to live in some Venezuelan shithole where people would get shot right in front of my home where I lived with my entire family(extended as well). I met a girl online and got in to an online relationship with her and convinced her to fly me to the states so we could live together and get married. She had some crazy daddy issues so she was all over me. Anyways, I married her then started the process of getting a divorce 3 months later. Hopped states from Flordia to California and now I got my own place with a great girl I met here in SD.
>>701849316
It generally looks like a woman in her early or mid thirties, wearing an old fashioned dress. My house is in one of the older neighborhoods in Chicago, so many of the houses out here have had many different families living in them over the centuries, and I can only assume she's one of the previous owners/occupants. I tried researching previous owners when I found d out about her, but never came up with anything conclusive.
>What does she do
Most of the time, she just chills. At night shell often times be "sleeping" in my bedroom, floating a few feet of the ground, apparently resting despite the fact that that's not even where the bed is anymore. Sometimes shell be in the kitchen, making food that doesn't actually exist. Usually it's just shit like that; mundane stuff. Occasionally shell seem to actually notice I'm there, though she rarely speaks or pays attention to me for long.
Once she tried to kill me, which was when I hired the spiritualist dude.
I've talked with her a couple times, but she seems really disconnected from reality, and she's hard to understand, so the conversation never gets far.
>>701849344
Well eventually, yes.
>>701846908
fuck off normie
>>701849626
Depends on the situation, if the subject is in a fairly deep trance then they'll start to forget bits of the session naturally. Just make sure you have them fairly deep first (hypnotize them a few times or use deepeners) and you'll be able to make them forget.
Just be vague, don't specifically say "you will not remember this and this and this", try "you will remember only how good you felt and nothing else" "you may find it hard to remember the session", etc.
I confess that...
all I wanna do is a zooma-zoom-zoom-zoom and a boom-boom
I'm obsessed with my wife's hot innocent virgin 22yo little sister. Jerk off thinking about her on a daily basis, I want to fuck her so bad. I'm pretty sure she has a crush on me, but I know she'd never do anything.
>>701850218
wow, that is really interesting, i've never actually had any experience with this so it's really fascinating. How did she try to kill you?
>>701850361
Alcohol and Ecstasy can do wonders, you can have a threesome with them both begging for your dick.
I fap to girls that go to my school profiles pic
>>701850281
Christ. I'm not even sure if it would be worth learning then.
I wipe until the toilet paper is completely white in both directions.
>>701839033
Do you like tiles?
>>701850473
I love my wife, she's the mother of my children. I could never forgive myself for the damage that would do.
>>701839198
Pls elaborate
>Non FBI
My older brother molested me daily when I was 8 and i masturbate thinking about it all the time
>>701850766
Well of course you love your wife. You'd also love to plunge your dick into her sister, while your wife grinds her cunt against her little sister's mouth. Gotta take chances if you want these wonderful things.
>>701850572
If you're good at manipulation, you can make people do anything if you word it right. But you don't necessarily need to hypnotize to do it.
Derren Brown is a good example, although I'm sure it took a lot of knowledge of the brain.
For people like us, it's only worth it for fetish material, and since you don't have a fetish for it, well yeah.
>>701837514
I want to take a huge steamy dump on nicole kidman's breasts.
>>701840211
Are a grill? Why you said "made"
>>701845993
Michael, It's me dude
>>701850930
what's your relationship like with him now? does he have any idea? do you think your experience is common?
>>701837514
I regularly fap while wearing my younger sister's panties. it turns me on knowing that she'll be wearing them later on, her hairy pussy touching where my dick was.
>pic related
>>701851058
My fetish for it revolves around recalibrating their personality through minor, long-term adjustments to make them slutty. But it sounds like it'll have to stay in the realm of fantasy.
>>701838698
shame
>>701850440
From the way she acts, I'm guessing my ghost was a mother and/or a wife. Most of the time she's pretty cool, but I can make her mad if I make a big mess and don't clean it up, if I leave something in the house in disrepair, if I bring home girls, that kind of thing.
The night she tried to kill me, I had a Halloween party at my house. Lots of drinking, lots of noise, lots of girls, a big mess... yeah, she wasn't happy.
Left us all alone for most of the night, but after everyone had left except for a few drinks who were sleeping it off, she met me on my way upstairs. She looked scary. That spiritualist guy I hired gave me an expansion as to why ghosts change appearences, though I'm not sure I believe it. Either way, she looked thinner, goods gaunt. Her dress was torn and dirty, and looked like it was splattered with mud and blood, some real horror movie kind of shit. I was drunk as fuck, so I basically just thought, "Ah hell yeah, my ghost is dressing up for Halloween!"
But yeah, no, she was just something out. I honestly couldn't tell you exactly what happened, but a couple hours later I was in the hospital with a broken shoulder and a bunch of long cuts on my chest/shoulder area.
After that is when I hired the wizard dude to try and get rid of her.
>>701851201
We're cool now I guess although we're not really close. I dont see him a lot since we dont live together anymore, and I tend to get a bit awkward around him. I don't think he does, I don't even show any signs I remember that ever happened. And not really to be honest
>>701841145
You are a good neighbor
>>701841318
Green text!
>>701843059
You've posted before fag, fake and gay
>>701839198
How is she
>>701851514
do you ever think about meeting him alone and asking him to do it again?
one of my friends raped my little sister repeatedly for a year and i swear i didn't know, and i beat him up once i found out. didn't talk to him any more. but i keep thinking about it and wondering what it was like and if she still thinks about it and wants it. its been twenty years and every time i see her i wnat to bend her over and take her
>>701842476
>chicks
>dicks
>>701851472
dude this is some terrifying shit
has anyone else ever seen her?
>>701851379
Ah yeah, you'd need to find either a gf/fwb who's into it as well or at least curious, or a very malleable personality.
The problem with option 2 is that they are also usually crazy. I've known two girls like that, I didn't make them slutty but I make them totally obedient to me through repeated hypnosis and daily conditioning. It was hot as fuck but they weren't the most attractive girls and they were a bit too clingy to say the least.
>>701851472
>I was drunk as fuck, so I basically just thought, "Ah hell yeah, my ghost is dressing up for Halloween!"
>>701844256
How?
>>701851882
Yeah, the guy I bought the house from, and the couple that he bought the house from. Near as I can tell she only actually shows herself to people who live in the house.
>>701851753
I'm not sure. To be frank i think the part that turned me on the most is that he was doing it without my consent.
My brother didn't exactly rape me tho so I'm not sure about how she feels.
>>701837514
A spirit follows me, it's actually cool as fuck and i feel like a wizard.
>>701851753
Your sis wanted the dick and probably loved it, sounds like you were mad out of jealousy rather than protecting her. You should apologize to your friend honestly.
>>701843959
I see my lord has arisen once again.
>>701851804
feminine dicks
>>701839421
I wanna see. Kik me
Morecloudsofsmoke
>>701852030
you ever tried to communicate with her 1-on-1?
Not just by speaking to her instance I mean, but like, ouji board or whatever?
>>701843959
Well,. It looks like we are grasshoppers impalers brothers now
>>701852052
what did he do?
I'm actually gay
>>701852099
i cut all ties, i don't know where he is now, haven't spoken to him in decades
>>701852240
He made me suck his dick, and he groped me a lot
>>701852312
everyone with eyes knows
>>701842455
That's an ass-pennies mentality.
I can jive with that.
>>701843325
Wrong thread you dumb nigger lover
>>701837514
I have a boyfriend 8 years older than me online, and we've been together a year.
I'm attracted to my little sister.
I want to fuck my dog.
I want to be a guy.
>>701850218
Do you remember any actual words coming out of her mouth or is it just noise that sounds like speech? Also can u feel her presence?
>>701844398
y tho
>>701851930
Like I said, I was REALLY drunk.
>>701852155
Ouja boards are bullshit man, I don't buy into that spiritualist crap. Why would I need a hard when I can just talk with her?
And yeah, I talk with her most nights. For just casual conversation she's fine, but she doesn't seem capable of learning new things, and she's often hard to understand and unfocused. Some days are worse than others though.
For no reason I can tell, her characteristics seem to change depending on the day and time, sometimes seemingly without rhyme or reason. Some days she's lucid and coherent, almost looking like a normal person except for her clothes, and we can casually chat as long as I don't start making her think too much.
Other days she's almost invisible, incoherent, and doesn't even seem to realize I'm there.
Either way, she's pretty, she cleans my house, and she goes worship on intruders, so all in all, she s actually pretty nice to have around, though it's annoying that I can never bring girls back to my place.
>>701837514
Manufacturing
Army
Levitation
Observation
Laboratory
Identification
Congess
Objective
Navy
>>701849197
Wait, so how does this work? You mentioned that she changes appearance sometimes, and that she attacked you one. Can you normally see her? Can you touch her?
>>701853208
Shits and giggles.
I never brush my teeth, I'm a good looking guy except when you look at my teeth, you will think that my mouth gave birth to everything foul in this world. That's not the worst part! I love to go to bars and find girls who are drunk enough to fall into my trap. When I get them home, I lick their faces and rub my rotten gums in their faces as they have passed out. Spreading my filth all over their faces and they always notice the smell when they wake up. They think they themselves smell like shit.
>>701844088
Lol'd and check'd.
>>701839198
Yeah boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>701850218
Interesting.
Have you ever considered getting evaluated for schizophrenia? Because ghosts aren't real and you're stupid and childish for believing in them.
>be me, 25 yo medfag
>met hot blondie
>she's a 9/10 easily (I'm a 6/10 tops)
>begin to flirt with her, we get along
>1 week after starting dating she finds out she's pregnant cause of her loser ex-Chad
>she's super catholic (anti abortion)
>I tell her I'll take care of both of them (not really just want that pussy, also wait for it)
>have access to abortion pills
>smashed the shit out of them everyday for 3 days straight
>being mixing it with her morning orange juice that I bought her for the morning sickness
>trustmeimadoctor.jpg
>at the fourth day, starts bleeding, I came to help her
>give her proper treatment, and explain to her that it must be a natural abortion, and this shit happens all the time
>she believes me, we fuck the next week
>ohyeahsweetpussy.mp3
>been dating her for 3 years now
>I'll die before telling her what I did
>mfw
>>701853561
yfw finding girls
>>701851457
*Same
>>701853406
>How does this work
That's what I keep asking myself. Everyone and their dog has their own idea of what ghosts are and how they work, but this is how it was explained to me by the spiritualist guy: ghosts are not and have never been humans. They're a footprint left over by the energy a person expends in their lives, and the more emotion and energy you experience in your final moments, the more likely it is that you'll leave a ghost behind when you die, which is why more often that not, ghosts form from murder victims and accidental deaths, and why you so rarely see the ghosts of people who died peacefully in their sleep. Because the ghost is a memory/footprint/copy or whatever of the person who died, how it works depends on two they were, how they lived, and partially, how they think the afterlife works, and how they thought ghosts should be like.
That last bit is important; it's why you see ghosts acting differently depending in culture and upbringing. It's why a European ghost will act differently from a Japanese ghost or an African ghost. The beliefs and folklore of the culture that raised you affect how you think a ghost should act, and thus affect the ghost you leave behind.
>Can you touch her and see her
Like I said here >>701853226 , it carries. On a good day, yes, both. Some days she's just a presence and a vague sense of not being alone.
>>701853882
Dude, I went through so many psych evaluations and obtain scans and shit when I first started seeing her. I reacted pretty much like most people would, I assume.ed I was nuts and went to see a fucking doctor. I when it was all over I got a clean bill of health and came home to find my laundry done.
I want my wife to fuck her son/my step-son.
>>701853999
No no no, my teeth are worse. They can't see them in the dark club so it's easy.
>>701854037
>>701853226
>>701851472
I don't know if this is true or not but it would make a great web comic. This beautiful banshee looking femme ghost who haunts your house, but rather than tearing you the fuck apart, basically just moms you and cleans the house, only really going batshit when she sees you with a girl or when you make a big mess.
>>701853226
>And yeah, I talk with her most nights.
>>701854037
So , is she able to operate modern machinery ?
>>701854037
>Pale
>Quiet
>Milf
>Cleans your stuff
>Takes care of the house
>Only dimly aware of reality
>Doesn't like you bringing home sluts
Nigga no, that's just your mom.
>>701854037
Have you tried having sex with her ?
Have you tried having her ride you?....perhaps a succubus?
>>701854382
finally, someone asks a good question
>>701854037
> why you so rarely see the ghosts of people who died peacefully in their sleep.
any idea who she might be the footprint of? Do you have an extensive knowledge of past ownership of the house?
>be me
>be sophomore in highschool
>go to library a bit late to print out a last minute final copy
>It's fucking packed
>only one computer is open
>kid that no one likes is sitting there but not doing anything on it
>goddamnit.png
>ask kid to move
>kid laughs and tells me to wait my turn
>notinthemood.png
>firmly tell kid I have work to do before the library closes
>kid says I should've come earlier
>nigga you ain't even using the thing
>argue with this kid for a bit
>people are watching at this point
>kid makes a comment about me being a psychopath
>wtf
>call the kid a condescending asshole
>usually quiet girl voices her agreement
>everyone knows these two, and knows that they do not get along.
>kid calls quiet girl a brat and straight up spits on her
>quiet girl moves at the speed of light and the guy's glasses are knocked off and he's holding his nose
>everyone gets really quiet
>quiet girl leaves
No one wound up saying anything about her, and even if I didn't participate in the FIGHT, I still had to share this.
>>701854499
unless you have more greentext about you railing this girl this is an actual 1/10 story
what a fucking snore
Yesterday i lured my mates gf to send me some Nudes . And i had sex with her some hours ago.. I feel abit shamefull but maaaannn her Tits are amesing
I just deleted almost a terabyte of porn dating back thirteen years.
>>701854224
Probably.
>>701854265
Yeah, probably be more accurate to say I talk at her most nights.
>>701854270
Well I've never seen her try, but I assume not. She doesn't seem to be capable of learning new things, and if I try to teach her stuff she just gets annoyed or fizzles.
>>701854314
Kek
>>701854382
I've thought about it, but after she nearly killed me that one time, I don't think it would be smart to try. She does look good though. Genuinely beautiful face, and a great rack, but it's hard to get a good look at anything else through her dress tho.
>>701854488
No clue. Like I said, after I moved here I tried to research the houses previous owners, but came up empty handed. Tried looking into police archives to see if there were any old murder cases connected but gave up after a while.
I have sex with my cousin since we were 16. Its never been a big deal and happens often where I live. My grandmother and aunts called us "kissing cousins". We still have sex a few times a year even tho we are both married to different people. Not really secret but no one outside my town knows.
>>701855190
You have to try, anon. Do it for /b/! What's the worst that could happen?
>>701851472
What were you wearing at the Halloween party?
>>701854795
We didn't, but I'll be the first to admit I would've let her step on my cock.
>>701855190
Do you ever masturbarte in front of her? Or did she ever catch you?
>>701849968
Sick im going to SD on monday whats a good spot to visit?
>>701853882
>mfw anon is schizo
>mfw guy he bought house from is figment of his imagination
>mfw he's a hobo squatting in a crack den
>mfw ghost is actually still living ancient hobo crackwhore turned wafer thin by years of abuse
Last night for the first time I posted pics of a girl I used to date, and the act of doing so turned me on way more than I would have imagined. Something about having a bunch of strangers capping to her naked body turned me on so bad.
Part of it is the dirty little secret -- the thrill of doing something that feels wrong. Yet there was more to it than that. As other anons started asking for more, and as some of them described what they'd like to do to her, I became wildly excited. It feels so dirty,yet it was like a drug.
I came harder than I have in at least a year, but all day today I've felt a mixture of guilt and guilty pleasure.
>>701853940
>abortion pills
>>701855312
>Worst that could happen
I could get my fucking head torn off .
>>701855399
I was dressed up as Watson (a friend was Sherlock). Why?
>>701855628
I stopped masturbating after the first time she caught me. Shes an old fashioned girl, so fapping is a big no no in her house. You know... despite it being MY GOD DAMN HOUSE
But other than that she's a delight.
One day I'll probably get so sexually deprived that I'll hire an exorcist, but until then, were good.
>>701855190
I dont believe in ghosts but i always wondered how one would "react" if they floated in and you were furiously fapping to something gross, has this ever happened anon?
>>701856286
Plan B or the like, probably. I knew a Catholic girl who swore by them.
>>701844607
Go on, be a man!
>>701856011
>Schizo hobo crackwhore delusional
>Talks like a college student
>Has internet
Okay.
>>701856433
>talks like a college student
How does one talk like a college student? Unless they are spouting left wing pro bernie drivle, i dont get it
>>701837514
I was b& from /pol/ again, anyone want to see why?
>>701856325
What do you wear at home?
Do you have to be dressed up at your own home?
>>701856433
cocaine is a hell of a drug
>>701837514
I don't know where to go to socialize anymore...
4chan doesn't feel the same anymore
I feel so alone
>>701856714
sure
>>701856325
>Dressed up in costume reminiscent of her own period in time
>She reacts stronger to your presence
You never made this connection?
>>701851148
>>701845993
>>701842577
>>701838698
I hope this is not true
>>701848044
Today, on "Shit That Never Happened": Edge-o the Magic Autist kills a guy
>>701856896
Here ya go anon.
Fun fact, I posted this a dozen times before without getting b&.
>>701856346
She only caught me the one time, and it was some pretty vanilla stuff I was fapping to, so hard to say.
>>701856724
Pretty much just average clothes. Not really sure what you mean. I don't have to avoid getting naked, if that's what you mean.
>>701856933
Not sure if this means anything, but I'll have to look into this idea. You might be totally wrong, but if you're right...
>>701857190
Those poor insects holy shit
I browse /b/
>>701857190
This shit grosses me out more than any gore/scat/ weird sex shit, bugs are so fucking nasty man
>>701857462
Same
I jerk off to 2 girls 1 cup
>>701857233
>Hot blonde ghost milf
>Pretty sure she's a wife and mother
>Old fashioned girl
>Delusional and disconnected
>Sleeps in your room, floating where her bed used to be
Step one: move your bed to where she sleeps
Step two: sleep with ghost wife
Step three: Act like a husband
If she's old fashioned like you say, shell feel obligated to put out for her man, and if she's delusional like you say, she might think that husband is you!
You'll be getting those ghost tiddies in no time!
If this guy >>701856933 is on to anything, dress like an old fashioned dude.
>>701857563
See >>701857643
What about fishies?
>>701843059
You're not worth it hon, you deserve to be alone with nothing
