Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>701826341 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>701826341
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
C-M'D
>>701836860
He went to jail? Oh my, this projector story just gets deeper. But oh I see~
>>701837262
Why would you do that?
Claiming, home from school. How's everyone?
>>701836860 (Makoto)
That's pretty triggering as well tbh
Also absolute qt tsun-tsun
And yeah, I wish
Did I tell you about the time I was the only person on a freeway with 6 lanes in each direction?
>>701836211 (Shiro)
The running is good but don't kill yourself doing it while you're still out of commission. I need to get back into it but with school and work it's really difficult to find good time. Who do you play poker with?
>>701837053
Yup, give me all the SS Kyoukos.
>>701837092
WTF I love Jesus now.
>>701837043
I don't remember it too well, but I have the impression you were really critical about someone claiming another character from Rewrite. I'd like to see someone claiming Shizuru.
I know you struggle finding art of her and it could always help... or he could just leech your folder entirely without contributing with a single new pic.
Best type moon claimed.
What the fuck.
I hate everyone now.
>>701837043
I'm great, despite my cold. Kicking back with some YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ7-frVitVc
Just a lazy day for you, or any plans?
>>701837538
I just play online with random people. My dad and my uncles like poker though, I may play with them some day.
>>701837524
Good, just kicking back watching some stuff. How was the knowledge session?
Claiming candy girl
>>701837668
WTF
i kick puppies
>>701837524
Pretty good. Met any old friends?
>>70183299
>plushie
Being incredibly late on replies. Usual nothing but school. You?
>>701837538
Loli madman
>>701837668
Don't you always?
>>701837615
Been a while since I saw you here, I think. Did you get your hands on any new Shiki art lately?
>>701837468
Ya, something something drugs something something domestic violence. It's not my business with what he did, all I know is he ended up there through his own fault.
>>701837053
>Kokoko
Ah, a lot of people from here don't seem to have very strong stomachs, I noticed.
>>701837127
>Cat
Then you're off?
>>701837538
:^)
I am not!
That sounds like Sunday mornings coming home from work.
>I was able to go 150 mph the whole way home like that.
>>701838010
A few things to do today. Going to help my mom with some junk at my brothers, gunna go visit my doge again, then I'ma head on down to the used car lots and see if I can maybe spot a few nice things.
Legal but I don't care.
>>701837548
Eh. I'm happy with the amount of art i have now, really. Just more is always good.
Both the people who were claiming another character from Rewrite started the fight with me, more or less. They tried to tell me their girl (or even other girls) were better than Shizuru.
I don't mind differing opinions, but when you try to tell me what i should think...
Also, none of them claimed Lucia.
>pictured
I'd probably get along with them if they did.
>>701837332
Master boat.
>>701837802
I'm helping a friend out later tonight, but that's quite a ways out.
Bestest huggable claimed
>>701837504
loli boat slutty master
>>701837615
Best eyes in thread
>>701838187
Not yet, we're gonna leave sometime after ten
Claimed.
![Syndra [62].png](https://i.imgur.com/UMvRJkz.jpg "Syndra [62].png")
>>701836471
Still 9 hours left.
I'm still trying to get Kashima for reasons.
Sadly i just ran out of buckets and im close to losing all my fuel.
>>701837043
I think you should, Slave.
PSA: Veet hair removal is not recommended for use on asshole
>>701837802
Went pretty good. Had two back to back 1 1/2 hour classes, which isn't too fun, but they're interesting courses so I tolerate it.
>>701838010
Yep! I'm in a few upper level computer science courses so I see a lot of familiar faces.
>>701838264
Debatable. Can't beat these eyes
>>701838366
why though
What the fuck.
I have my own meme now.
>>701838366
Post the rules
About us
>>701838264
Buzz buzz
>>701838441
My wife just tried it. She's still in agonizing pain with a tray of ice cubes ready to be shoved up there
>>701838236
'Ello Doll.
>>701838277
It's almost 10 now!
>And it seems I'm off now as well.
Later everyone!
>>701838427
Can they be used to kill god himself?
One and only waifu.
>>701838206
And why is that? Is it your second favourite character or just someone that shares a lot of art with Shizuru?
>>701838350
I'm channeling all my RNG energy into you. This might be negative though, sorry.
>>701838187
Really busy today huh?
>>701838366
Eww
>>701838427
Ayyye. Weren't you working for the government or something?
>>701838622
They may not. But they can eradicate man kinds biggest threat.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
>>701838187
Oh gosh I see, huh. I'm not sure what to say about that
>>701838611
Bye senpai
Have a good day
>>701838622
They beat Kirito twice in a duel, so...yes?
>>701838752
County government, but yes. I was working with their IT Department for an internship.
>>701838157
A couple of varying quality, actually got a new one from the /c/ thread which I did not expect.
>>701838264
Second best, good that you're up early.
>>701838010
Thicc
What's up with you?
>>701838609
Hey man, haven't seen you in a bit. How are things?
>>701838187
Wow the tsun
And that's fucking awesome. You really can't get that on ATL highways unless something has gone horribly wrong. Also you tend to run a major risk of imperial entanglements.
>>701837818
>not Saya
Y tho
>>701837802
Okay. Yeah, definitely play with them. I love playing cards with my family. Just a fun way to connect.
tbh fam
>>701838991
Same ol bullshit.
>work
>alcoholism
>doing really stupid things
And overwatch
>>701838259
>I assume this is Sachi
Oh? Calling me master? Is that the slave kind of master, or the maid kind?
>>701838350
Alright then, Master.
>>701838731
I don't know really. I feel like someone who would like Lucia would probably be a little more submissive, given she's the rather abusive tsundere of the game. Mostly the art though.
Chara claimed
>>701838609
Hello flower
I'd ask if everything is well, but i know it always is with you.
>>701838611
Bye
>>701838752
smug
>>701838774
The sun will rest during winter. We must wait for it to sleep.
>>701838904
That's funny
>>701838915
Great that you're in high spirits
>>701838991
I also enjoy playing cards with family. I do have a card game that I'll play pretty frequently with my grandma's, but I have actually no clue where it came from. I try and google it and no search results for it, so I don't know if my family made it up or what's the deal.
>>701839435
Cancer thread
>>701838609
rip wife
>>701839213
maid kind of couse
>>701838904
And soon, the Pentagon. Watcha majoring in?
>>701838991
Waiting for text book to come here on Friday, class tomorrow. You?
>>701839435
Gorgeous
>>701839435
>I'd ask if everything is well, but i know it always is with you.
Your pryaers have been answered, you bug looking mother fucker
>>701839173
>>701839609
The Sachi maid kind, or the normal maid kind?
>>701839737
sachi maid kind
>>701839612
And then the ENTIRE WORLD!!!
Computer Science with a minor in cyber security
>>701839435
I mean, it's not far from the truth. He's stupid OP
>>701839841
Soo... You'll do anything i tell you?
>>701839942
And he can reprogram code he has never seen before in less than a minute.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>701838366
faggot
>>701838731
>from all green to 1 ship red 2 ships orange 2 yellow
>Sendai get from boss node
Stop
Fuck this, im off to trigger Shiki.
>>701838915
I assume /c/ isn't that helpful to you because you manage to find the pics that get posted there quicker than anyone else.
>>701839213
I see, in that case I think I would like her as well.
Forgot how boring you weebs are. Gonna tell a story to liven shit up. (Or make people cringe, depending)
2 nights ago,i'm just getting over phismosis (when your foreskin is really tight around the head. Fixed by stretching foreskin behind the head regularly) and it's getting pretty cold up here. Just went for a walk and went to piss afterwards. Muh dick was all shriveled up and small. I went to piss and the piss had no where to go. So my dick started expanding like a balloon. I had to stop the stream and warm down first
>>701839830
>>701838915
I know that feel, Shiki.
/c/ is great for finding a good amount of images quickly, but once your collection has grown to a certain point, /c/ is just a tease.
I honestly dislike Tomoko's /c/ threads lately.
Nothing but memers and reposted content.
>>701840463
Yeah, in fact I'm usually posting the vast majority of pictures in the Shiki thread, but for the exact hope of just maybe getting one or two new pictures, and of course just sharing for fellow people with good taste.
>>701840364
I'll try my best loli boat slutty master
>>701840711
What tomako claimer is this?
The one who hated me but started to like me, or one pf the other 12 tomako claimers
>>701839612
Just work, class tomorrow but none today. Got some homework to do tonight but not too much. Gonna try and get everything for the next week done this week since I'm visiting Kurisu this weekend.
>>701839454
Wanna give a brief explanation of the rules? My family tends to play pitch and rummy a lot.
>>701839173
I'm not really on that overwatch train but swap it for school and you've just about got my story.
>>701840898
That isn't even you're waifu.
>>701840484
Your dick is under constant introspection
>>701840687
Make any new friends at school?
>>701840722
I have to remember to shit post shiki threads more
>>701840371
Yep, because reasons. I tend to just forget about him and suddenly the show becomes much better, hence why Mother's Rosario is my favorite arc
>>701839942
Stop right there, sir. For that is not okay!
Ooohhh. Im going for nursing with minor in pre-med
>>701840920
Sounds busy and fun!
>>701841018
Oh ok. Hey tomako the tomato. What's up. Didn't know it was you without the filenames
>> 373728281apple user rh2o1kdbrhe
Did you get a new phone?
>>701840920
Enjoy the visit with Kurisu. I'm real bad at explaining things.
>>701841063
Nope. Didn't go today either, my mom decided to call me in today. I think because of my cold.
>>701841206
No, I'm back on my rig.
>Tomako
You doing this on purpose you bimbo bitch?
>>701839893
>wow anon ive never been kidnapped before
disappointed it wasnt this
>>701841299
What are you even trying to say, you insomnia ridden fuck
>>701841253
I hope you're a good book learner.
>>701841088
There comes a point where a character is so bad he's entertaining for that reason.
>>701841445
I'd make her eat ALL the eggs.
>>701841466
I'm not posting from my phone anymore. I'm back on my desktop so my filenames are back to 4chan filenames. (too lazy to rename 4000+ images)
This filename should stop triggering you.
>>701841063
We had a guy shitposting with trump but got them deleted, you don't waste images on /c/.
>>701840711
Indeed, /c/ is the starting area and for checking for rare pictures, otherwise I don't see the point to not just use the boorus.
>>701841650
I'll just find really bad shiki pics then.
Like cross overs between her and MLP
>>701841175
I mean, world domination seems pretty cool. I can make you one of my officers or something. I'll be a benevolent world dictator!
Nice! Sounds really difficult. I wouldn't be able to last long in nursing. Best of luck!
>>701841063
SMOLL PP
>>701841619
Well now I have no way to tell what tomako I'm talking to. Other than
>still here
Claimed.
>>701841590
I mean, most everything he does can be explained, but hacking the admin console to save Yui (and not, I don't know, TURN ON THE OPTION TO LOG OUT) is just too outside the realm of possibility.
>>701841929
I'll tell you what I tell everyone else:
If not filenames, typing patterns.
I generally use correct punctuation and capitilization, S-mug Tomoko usually does not.
>>701841590
A little bit. These last few years I've been putting like no effort into school so I don't really know. I'm going to change that this year.
>>701840801
Well that sounds fun. Hmm... Are you going to be staying that way?
>>701840722
I guessed that as well. Would you feed someone pics if he requested for specific pics instead of just browsing the boorus with tags?
After that KnK episode I feel like I should have a Touko folder as well.
>>701840417
Time's wasting, I will tell you good luck once again.
>>701841828
Bad yuuki!
Bad!
Its plenty of memorizing parts and things. Right now in A&P2, where going over the heart. I held a real heart with plastic infused with it. The only thing that felt weird was the arteries and veins
>>701841650
That man is a hero for defying the totalitarian /c/ moderation with his right to free speech.
>>701842360
>I held a real heart with plastic infused with it.
>>701842304
Yes definitely , I'm always trying to help other shikifags by also dumping all the rare/obscure pics I found.
I have one too, though quite tiny.
Saber claim
>>701841650
Oh hey Shiki, doing well I hope? Classes start again yet?
>>701842360
Alright fine...no world domination. But taking over the Pentagon is still cool, right?
That's sounds super cool. I love hands on stuff like that. Closest thing I've done with stuff like that is dissections in high school
>>>/c/2723762
Which one of you fuckers did this?
>>701842572
A human heart about the size if my first that has a plastic feel to it. Maybe as hard as it too but i dont plan on squeezing it to find out
>
>>701842832
Only pentagon okay?
Im a kinesthetic learner. Hands on stuff is the best way for me to learn. So glad we have models. Also
>
>>701843027
>implying Nazi Waifus haven't been a thing since almost always
How new are you?
Harambe claimed
>>701843130
Cut your nails
>>701842186
Maybe
>>701843252
Patiently waiting for this meme and the idiots who won't shut up about the stupid gorilla to die. Again.
>>701843409
What if i tell you to stay that way for me?
>>701843540
I'm glad harambe is dead.
>>701843612
Will you stay a boat for me?
>>701843540
Heroes never die
Oh
>>701843130
That looks really gross lol. So it was a real heart with plastic infused?
>>701843685
Ehmm... If i'm a boat now, i have no intention of changing?
>>701843130
Neat.
>>701843370
Cut your throat
>>701843540
Well look at that. We agree on something
Damn, you guys are still going at it? Sleep is for the weak I guess
> Kud claimed
>>701843130
Pretty hawt
>>701844285
It's 24/7.
>>701843370
I cut it about a week ago!
>week ago
>>701843875
Yup. A real heart. Professor herself said "have this real heart with plastic infused as a model so you can see difference of the real heart and the model" or something like it
>>701844224
Yee
>>701844301
It's pretty nice
>>701844285
Holy shit dude where have you been?!
>>701844472
That ain't the Kud you know, at least I think. I'm pretty sure that boy died months back.
>>701844301
Hi.
>>701844285
Oh hey man, been a while. How are you?
>>701844537
Gotta be sure first homie
Playing Ocarina of Time on my mom's 3DS
Haven't played it for a couple weeks because my sister's had it because of her having another kid
>>701844128
Yes then
>>701844285
kud
here
>>701844472
Still though, that's crazy to me. We get to do some 3D printing for this graphics course and I'm still trying to think of something to print. I'm thinking of trying to do Yuuki's sword
>>701844439
I'm still so new >.>
>>701844472
Sleeping mostly.
>>701844537
I think you're right. I just posted in one of these threads yesterday for the first time.
>>701844852
Sorry to get your hopes up but I'm new ;;
>>701845056
YES?
>>701845044
>another kid
The absolute madwoman.
>>701845134
No apologies needed. We had a Kud claimer like three months back, but seems he's dead. How are you today?
>>701845134
kud 2.0 ^.^
>>701845056
Good. Then stay that way for me.
>>701845044
Sounds fun
>>701845097
3d printing looks hard since you need some 3d figure to print or it doesn't work like that? Do it!
>>701845134
Aw damn you're the new guy. Welcome to the thread dude! Enjoy your stay here, get to know people and so on
>>701845134
Are you the person who was wanting to claim Homu last night?
>>701845322
Kud is eternal. But I'm fine, at Uni but I snuck in here for a bit.
>>701845355
Yessss.
>>701845583
Thank you, you guys are so polite. I'll do my best to get to know everyone.
>>701844224
Beats.
>>701845134
Ah, alright. Well welcome then, what's going on?
>>701845438
ok
loli boat slutty master
>>701845851
(・ω・)
>>701845583
From what I understand, you use software like AutoCAD or something like that to make the shape you want, then the printer reads it and prints it out in 3D. How it does that is beyond me
>>701845134
Hello there, welcome to waifu
>>701845991
Struggling to stay awake during this lecture.
>>701846013
O W O
>>701846082
Glad to be here.
>>701846024
My father was an AutoCAD operator now that you mention it.
And it is exactly that. Using trig and calculus you give the machine a set of instructions to lathe and cut away at a material. You can make anything from gun parts to name plates.
Really interesting stuff, but very very precise. One mistake wastes material and demands that you redo the entire project from scratch.
>>701846298
"Printing" I assume is doing the same thing, but instead of lathing and shaping, it is layering.
Like making a novelty cake.
>>701846172
What kind of lecture?
>renge
>>701846172
'o'
>>701845851
Of all places, /b/. Am i right? It wouldn't take too long, make convos, share tales, etc with us
>>701846013
Yuuko
>>701846024
Jeez. All these technological advances but we still dont have a pizza vending machine
>>701845851
That gif is a adorable
enough metroid for today
anyhting fun going on here?
>i promise i'll answer now no game to distract me
>>701846578
Unrelated, but I thought you might enjoy this.
.
>>701846298
I don't know a thing about the software except for the name and what it's used for. It just blows my mind that we can make artificial organs and stuff using 3D printing
>>701846510
Holy crap, I never knew I wanted that until now. Although Little Caesar's hot n ready pizza is pretty damn close lol
>>701845170
It's her second one, she's a good mom though
>>701845863
Yes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L2vJEb6lVE
>>701845851
I suppose.
>>701846397
Some stupid shit regarding credit transferring.
>>701846487
°3°
>>701846510
I hope so, I've always kinda wanted to post here but never bothered to.
>>701846578
Kud is the most adorable waif.
Should I put a little signature here?
> Oppa
>>701846615
how was it?
>>701846510
(・ω・)
>>701846904
:3
>>701846642
Made me kek saving this.
Thanks anon
>>701846904
She is!
>I need to finish little busters
>>701846904
Should really only signatures when you have no image to post, such as when image limit is hit. In that case, just do ">Kud" at the end of your post.
>>701846883
I just don't like kids.
They are stupid, smell bad, usually sticky, touch everything, and you get in trouble for trying to correct them.
Useless pieces of shit.
>>701842755
Sorry, yes started and still in the boring pointless introductionary lectures phase.
>>701847021
hey tomoko, you up already?
sleep good?
i had a lot of fun, even though i had to redo a lot of shit because i kinda failed yesterday i made a lot of progress today
>>701847183
yes i am and it was ok. also thats good. feeling more comfortable with the game
>>701847099
No problem I understand. Yeah those are always the annoying days.
>>701846904
Now here's your chance!
>Should I put a little signature here?
> Oppa
Some do, some dont when making a claim or image limit is reached
>>701846837
RIGHT?! Ooohhhh! Magnetic globe that you can spin while it stays afloat would be cool too. I haven't had a hot n ready pizza since that time i moved my bro into his new place
>>701847028
Yes
>>701847386
good to hear, awkwardness over?
yea after a while i get used to using the move stick the same as the camera stick
the puzzles are still hard, i was stuck on this boss guy for quite a while
you up to anyhting?
>>701846886
Neat Beats. That's pretty enjoyable for how poppy and kind of lyrics it has though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nG8_eqlk8s
>>701845851
You seem friendly.
>>701847416
I got one the other night after I left work. I ate all but one slice of it and put it in the fridge for later. My roommate ate it, and when I called him out on it he was like "you can have the last slice when I buy the next pizza"
That's not how that works!
>>701847598
yes still going to avoid them for a day or 2. good and just staring at my dog
>>701847629
Neat sound. Piano fits very nicely into the track.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM2Wv5eZCpY
This thread is still up? Jesus christ
>>701847806
Pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase tell me you smacked him up good!
>>701848004
Slow thread remember?
>shinoa
>>701848004
You're still existent? Jesus christ.
>>701847865
kek good idea, may i ask with how many people do you live in your house?
always a fun activity.
>>701848040
Noo...I'm super non confrontational. I was pissed, sure, but not enough to like yell or anything, especially over a slice of pizza from Little Caesars.
>>701848195
Little Ceasars though. Is great.
>>701848192
6 but it fluctuates
>>701848040
Ded threads. The problem is. We're lacking smug
>>701848115
Not for long. What's the best streaming service or suicide?
>>701846013
Good good. Now i just have to decide what to do with you. Muhaha...
Don't worry. Nothing malicious.
>>701848281
It's good, but not *that* good
>>701847997
I definitely have to listen to this, it sounds so fresh from all the hip-hop being produced recently.
I can't remember any female rapper that I found this enjoyable.
>>701848392
Rabb.it is pretty nice.
>>701848494
I remember last year somebody stabbed another person and their fucking baby for a Little Ceasar's pizza. My city, it's fucking wild.
>>701847416
(・ω・)
>>701848431
> Now i just have to decide what to do with you. Muhaha...
>Don't worry. Nothing malicious.
I'm worried
>>701848372
lots of siblings who come in and out?
my house can differ from 3 to 13
its weird
>yuno
>>701848648
when did u come out?
>>701848701
yesterday
>>701847028
uvu
>>701847040
It's worth finishing :3
>>701847056
Oh, okay. I'll keep that in mind
I thought when you went to college teachers wouldn't care about your phones. I'll be back later today.
> Kud
