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Forgive my earlier retarded post. I have issues.
However once again, 4chan seems fairly barren of women so I am here to answer your questions. Don't ask for tits or puss. I am not here for attention, just to give a female perspective on any questions you have.
Let's go.
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Tits or get the fuck out, no exceptions.
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shut up anon
OP do you care about dick size?
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>>701835546
>inb4 290 massively lonely teenage social outcasts spend the next two fucking hours in a colossal foreveralone spergout
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What do you think about jews?
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>>701835790
Haven't had enough experience to know - but IMO as long as he isn't a micropenis I am sure we could make it work.
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>>701835811
I boycott all religion.
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OP do u get period?
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>>701835999
Yes. I am fertile. It is not cool.
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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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do u fuk tho
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>>701836358
how is babby formed???? how girl get pragnent??
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are you genuinely here to help or is this an attention grab OP
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When a new guy starts to approach you to talk, what are some things that go through your head to determine if he might be potentially "dateable".
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>>701836589
if I was here for attention I'd post selfies and plug my social media accounts. Been identified more than once. I'm just offering you guys a perspective on the female mind. And make signs, cause those are nice. That's all.
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Honestly OP, try /r9k/, they'd be much more open to talking to a girl without asking for tits. I'm serious, head on over.

-A girl
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>>701835546
Where are you from OP?
How much would you take for an hour?
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>>701836659
I am a major sucker for men taller than me. But, that being said, none of that matters if they have charisma. I talked to a man in public recently who was trying to sell me insurance but we had a 30 min discussion because he sounded like Steve Merchant and related to me on similar levels.
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>>701836589
I am a major sucker for men taller than me. But, that being said, none of that matters if they have charisma. I talked to a man in public recently who was trying to sell me insurance but we had a 30 min discussion because he sounded like Steve Merchant and related to me on similar levels.
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>>701836918
From Australia. Not out for whoring.
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>>701836918
I am a major sucker for men taller than me. But, that being said, none of that matters if they have charisma. I talked to a man in public recently who was trying to sell me insurance but we had a 30 min discussion because he sounded like Steve Merchant and related to me on similar levels.
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>>701837108
Do you have to fight the 'roos when you go to the store?
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Jesus christ why does it keep posting my response over and over?
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OP do this >>701836820
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>>701837189
Kangaroos are very dangerous. I don't understand how people even get into fights with them. They run away at 50 meters.

Their kick is not only enough to shatter your ribcage but they drag their claws down and can disembowel you.

I have no idea how anyone gets into a confrontation with a kangaroo but I guess it does happen???
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OP no one gives a fuck, or at least they shouldn't. Your "female perspective" is just your opinion, which isn't valuable to anyone but yourself, you don't speak for the entire female population.
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>>701837304
I pity the kind of person who visits that shithole
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>>701837457
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>>701836941
samefag
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>>701837535
>not going there to find things to post on reddit for upboats
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>>701837304 SMUSH THAT SHIT RIGHT UP
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>>701837535
Would you date a slav?
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>>701837709
Don't run out and apply for that detective license just yet, son.
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>>701835546
what's your drink of choice?
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>>701837823
Lol'ing nice.
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>>701835546
tits or GTFO slut.
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>>701837847
>IM DOIN IT MOM
>IM TALKIN 2 A REAL GURL
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>>701837847
I'm a chronic alcoholic so my drink is what's cheap and effective.

In terms of what I actually enjoy though, I really like this Vodka mix of Blood Orange!
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>>701837798
You're pretty cute op, I'd slurp your coagulated menstrual blood right out of your pussy in a heartbeat
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>>701838067
agreed
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>>701838067
I would not subject you to that. Period time is BJ time.
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Whats the average women's opinon on guys with long hair?
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Fuck off, you're not welcome here and no one cares what you have to say. And don't pretend you're not doing it for attention, fucking attention whore.
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>>701838067
Guys...Oo
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>>701835546
Op, how do you feel about taking scared dick?

Like would you fuck a guy with a circumcised penis if its jacked up?
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OP, give me your female perspective on this:
I broke up with my gf some months ago. At first I didn't regret it at all, but it got worse. At sone point i ended up at her place drunk and stoned. She said i can sleep over because I was wasted as fuck. But she also said we won't have sex or anything.
As we woke up we got horny tho and fucked. She also told me she had sex with another guy and deleted my number.
Recently i wanted to call her while i was drunk, but as i tapped her number, i cancelled it.
She texted me the next day and it was kind of awkward so we didnt text a lot. I'm doing quite well right now, fucking other girls, but there are some moments i still miss her.

What do you think OP, does she give a flying fuck about me or pic related?
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>>701838154
I am personally into masculine men so long hair is not appealing to me. That being said I don't judge aesthetics too much. If our personalities click that's it.

But personally? Long hair on a guy? Ick.
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Op will you be my gf?
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>>701835546
>ITT a bunch of autism meets one instance of narcissism and everyone gets more retarded.

Get naked, fuck someone, or find a hobby you vacuous cunt.
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>>701837650
If you really disagree why don't you tell us why? Fucking pussy
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>>701835546
Fuck you, ugly cunt
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>>701838353
So masculine men can't have long hair?
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>>701838227
Jacked up like wut. I don't really care about that shit as long as it's functional. If I love him and we can fuck then that is about all that matters.
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What makes you think that 4chan is barren of women, and why does that even matter to you?
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>>701838428
Nope
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>>701838476
>What makes you think that 4chan is barren of women
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Would you rather date a short guy with a big dick, or a tall guy with a small dick?
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>>701838307
You and your ex are both just suffering from dopamine highs when you 'give in' and have sex. You only want the feel good chemicals from the sex and not the bad ones from the breakup. Remember why you broke up and it didn't work out. You'll find a new girl and the cycle will continue.
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Are aliens real?
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>>701838307
SO women have this basic 'can't get, want it' attachment that comes when a person is inaccessible. I can't deny it myself, my crush has become more interesting and desirable when he had a GF.

My point is treat it as you feel it. Do not assess her feelings for caring. Assess them for desperation. Physically? Go for it. Slam her. Emotionally? Take a fucking yard dude.
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>>701835632
Been away from 4chan for awhile. Good to see some people are still around keeping /b/ /b/
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>>701838564
She'll date the tall guy for appearances sake and still fuck whatver else she wants, like every other bitch, duh...
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OP, there's the famous Al Bundy's saying
>Don't try to understand women, women understand women, and they hate each other

My wife agrees, do you? If you do, how can you explain this?
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What's the best way to start a conversation with a girl? I mean topics and that kind of stuff
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>>701838476
used to date a channer. he got me into /v/scape and insisted all chans had no women. that's all.
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>>701835546
Tits or GTFO. Anybody whose taking this seriously is probably trying to be a white Knight and get some puss.
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>>701838564
personality is key. Don't care about dick as long as it's functional.
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You arrogant bitch kek. Are you under the impression your opinion matters?

Pic related. It's you
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Shall we derail this stupid whore's thread fellas?
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>>701838490
I have longish hair and I'd say I'm pretty masculine. Are a lot of people from Australia pescatarians?
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>>701835546
Does the tampon go in the pussy or ass?
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>>701838667
It still doesn't work because of all the tryhards. Tits or GTFO is dead because these morons all think they "got a shot"
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>>701838884
So you're saying the tall guy.
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>>701838930
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>>701835546
> Don't ask for tits or puss
> 4chan
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why the fuck are you scaring away a bitch giving truths
and potentially good for pussy milking
idiots
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>>701835546
What is your opinion on guys with foot fetishes? And will you post a picture of the soles of your feet?
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>>701838943
Using that word killed any possibility of you being masculine.
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>>701838353
the fuck?!
Can you explain why i'm not masculine please?
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>>701838930
Abso-fucking-lutely
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Seriously why the fuck are you even on here???? If you want to give your feminine opinion and not show tits, there is a place called Reddit! Seriously tho SHOW TITS OR GTFO
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>>701838902
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ITT: white knights who are catering to a likely 3/10 who has yet to show tits

Tits or gtfo is the sacred law of /b/. May cancer strike all white knights who try to defy it
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>>701838930
do it big lad
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>>701839110
You have bitch hair and take "selfies"
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>>701838943
No idea. It's kinda 'vegan' or 'vegetarian', pescatarians don't get much of a say.
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What's your view on feet. Foot fetish and people who like feet.
Also. How old are you?
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>>701839012

yeah right? what's wrong with all these summerfaqs and whiteknights

it's always TITS or GTFO since the beginning of time!
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>>701839202
I'm talkin to OP, not you faggot.
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rip gentle soul
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>>701839178

BOOBS PLOX XDDD
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>>701839178
Anon speaks the truth.
Heaven agrees.
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>>701839166
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did hitler something wrong?
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>>701839243
>'vegan' or 'vegetarian'
Not at all.
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>>701838943
So using the word pescatarian automatically makes me not masculine? I don't get it
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This thread is pathetic. Why are so many normies feeding this girl's attention addiction? GTFO /b/ you normie cunts fuck you.
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>>701838691
I'm bisexual. To me, physically, women are way more attractive. But women are also fucking insane. I hate their shit. I have more male friends because they're grounded and actually talk about their problems with you instead of causing horrible shit.

As an explanation? Women feel more but address their feelings through spiderweb connections.
Men feel less but address their feelings directly.
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So what you're saying OP is that you would date an ugly short fat guy if you two would click? Yea I call bull on this. As soon as you would have saw Chad you wouldn't even notice this short guy
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>>701839433
This is now a get thread
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>>701839401
Not finishing the job
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How are you?
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You have 10 minutes to show tits or this becomes a spider man thread.
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>>701838986
man your words are on gods mouth.
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>>701839433
>>701839537

>because I have difficulty finding random jpegs of strangers' tits on the internet
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>>701839499
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It's like this isn't /b/ anymore...do you fucking cucks not get it??? TITS OR GTFO OP YOU KNOW THE GODDAMN RULES ALL OTHERS TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY ARE WHITEKNIGHT PUSSIES
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>>701835546
Op, how do i get new girls that i don't know yet see everyday to gain interest in me?
Oregano
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>>701838714
Honestly depends on the circumstance. try to chat her up on her day or how busy she's been. Casually ask plans for the evening - do not drop a contact number but just ask. Next time, you drop the deets.
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>>701836820
Eliza? Is that you?
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>>701839433
>taking this shit seriously
This is just a bunch of retards having fun with other retards, fuck off to your trap threads
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>>701838955
In the asspussy aka boipucci
B O I P U C C I
>>701839004
>>701839111
>>701839196
>>701839498
Wrong this is now a boipucci bread yay
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GTFO BITCH SHOW TITS OR FUCK OFF
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>>701838613
>>701838666
Thank you.
Also nice trips.

I guess youre saying the truth.
Gotta move further on.
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>>701835546
>i am not here for attention, just to give a female perspective

So in other words you're here for attention.
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>>701839068
I don't get the foot fetish thing but if you want I'll post, yea.
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>>701839646
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bitch think long haired man are feminine?
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>>701839568
Not the point faggot
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>>701839419
It makes you a peniscatarian. Dinner is whatever sounds good and if it's never a steak seared over charcoal or an animal brought down in the wild in the company of your friends, you are a faggot.
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>>701839681
Please don't.
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>>701839588
>>701839633
>>701839700
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>>701839633
Yummy :)
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>>701839700
They are though
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>>701835546
Kill yourself whore
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>>701839700
They are.
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>>701839681
If you post your soles I'll forgive you for being an annoying attention-whoring slut who is slowly killing /b/
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>>701839247
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>>701839588
make casual conversation about how busy their day has been. This is how I've almost charmed a boy at the local liquor store.
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>>701835546
trap/10
would not bang
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>>701839855
You are OP?
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>>701835546
>not even wanting to see fugly tits
just gtfo, close the door on the way out. Faggots like you keep getting in here. Cancer!
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>>701839759
I want to eat that pucci up so bad
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>>701839674
Viper nearly died due to Pneumoia recently did you know that
I did
COPS CAN'T READ 2.
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>>701839911
>>701839933
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>>701837457
/thread
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>>701839681
Yes please
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>>701839911
lol no
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>>701840000
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>>701835546
If you rape a nigger with a broomstick (either end), how long would the smell of vagina linger on it?
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>>701839568
>not knowing how "degradation" and "needy attention whore" go together...
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>>701839963
unf look at this pucci
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5 more minutes OP....get posting...
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Op this girl has hung out with me twice. We cuddled last time on a bench , no kissing or anything, and yesterday when she came over I made her food but no physical cobtact. I'm getting good vibes from her and I think I'm gonna try to smash next time she comes over. My plan is to get her to hang out with me, make conversation for a little bit, stear towards sex as casually as possible and then get her downatairs, pop on some Marvin Gaye / Frank ocean and seal the deal. What are the flaws of this plan?
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op here who wants to suck my toes?
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>>701840000
>>701840033
fuckin footfags get all the dubs
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>>701840060
>da boipucci and fempenis
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ok a long haired feminine man will spam your thread pathethic and superficial little slut.
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>>701840097
Reply to my post cunt
>>701840096
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>>701840162
You could have just said faggot will shitpost girl's thread instead of using all that redundant shit.
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>>701840208
>pls respond
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> post tits
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>>701840244

roll dubs or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
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>>701840000
sick
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>>701835546
ITT: Lonely Aspergers victims desperately seek acknowledgement from actual human female.

Holy fucking christ, this entire thread.
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You were warned...
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>>701836820
Eliza is queen <3
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>>701840096
Your girlfriend is actually a man. "She" hasn't let you put it up "her" ass yet because "she" obviously isn't interested.
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>>701840386
Kek, thanks OP for finally delivering your nudes...
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My wife drinks a lot, in the last year her sex drive died.... How is your sex drive? Do women dislike initiating sex? Or did my wife just get boring and i need a new one?
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>>701840355
nice
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>>701840355
Checked!
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>>701840415
moar you filthy slut
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>>701840418
>implying anything can stop the Cringe Train once it pulls out of Foreveralone Station

This thread will get 300+ replies. Guaranteed.
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>>701835546
U KNOW THE DRILL! TITS OR GTFO!
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>>701840519
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>>701835546
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.

Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists.
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>>701835546
Devon??
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>>701840455
>>701840477
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>>701840415
Thanks OP. I appreciate the delivar.
Let me give you some advice from a mans point of view.
A man who likes feet.
You have horrible feet.
Troll confirmed.
>inb4 ungrateful

I said thank you. They're just hideous.
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>>701835790
No you shut the fuck up tits or gtfo you know the rules
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>>701840415
you look like a chubby version of my first gf, kek
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>>701840527
its been nicely derailed, to be fair

footfags always come good
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>>701840527
I know, these are my favorite threads to shitpost in.
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>>701840096
Do not stir toward sex directly. Watch a movie with her. Suggest a blanket, cause you are cold. 'Accidentally' touch her thigh. Gauge her reaction. Sit closer to her. If she allows, hold her thigh. Perhaps intertwine legs. She will get the hint. Just take it slow.
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>>701835546
forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study Mechanical Engineering at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American video game and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i **** this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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>>701840530
hello spiderman, spam this whore like she deserved
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>>701840665
>>701840667
so close
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>>701840459
My sex drive is insanely high despite antidepressants and alcoholism. However getting off is a different story.
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attention whore
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>>701840679
ya that stupid worthless whore
fuck that slut whore
ya
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>>701840679
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>>701840785
So find a younger girl. Thank u
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>>701840667
Nigger hasn't even gotten a kiss out of her yet and he's trying to get laid? You're puttin from the rough jackass...friendzoned 4 life.
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>>701840742
Yeah, I think you can save the oxygen for the next kid.
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>>701835546
OP could you remind us how pretty is your face pliz?
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>>701840785
post more feet
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This is now an Omastar thread
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I love you guys so much lmao.
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>>701840581
Faggot.
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>>701840888
kecked
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>>701839726
Unlike you I'm not a savage caveman.
>ooohhh ooohhh me need meat
I'm pretty sure we live in a advanced time where we don't need to eat meat to survive amymore. A vegetarian, vegan or pescatarian can live perfectly fine or healthier than the average person. We don't live in caves anymore.
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>>701840911
>[CRINGE INTENSIFIES]
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>>701840911
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I love that you think you can deter me with gore when I regular bestgore and theYNC.
Acting like I'm not a sick fuck.
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>>701835546
>137 replies and 38 images omitted. Click here to view.
oh, /b/, what have you become

TITS OR GTFO
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>>701840634
This
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>>701840888
>>701840899
>>701840911
>>701841066
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>>701840899
it isn't though, frankly. I'm a butterface.
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Do you think it's easier for woman to have a healthy social life?
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>>701841038
post feet you ridiculous attention whoring edgelord

i cant possibly get off from one pic
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>>701841066
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What happened to "tits or gtfo"? Wasn't that a thing that /b/ did?

Oh, right. This isn't /b/ anymore. It's Le Reddit 2.0. Fucking kill me.
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>>701841126
Depends. Women seem to be more accessible but less dependable. Women bitch and lie. Men are harder to befriend but don't talk shit. Take your pick.
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>>701841152
You can have mine you ghastly faggot
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>>701841238
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>>701838353
Rate me
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>>701840981
Replies like this do not help your cause, they make you sound even gayer.
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tits or gtfo
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>>701841319
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>>701835546
My girlfriend likes licking my asshole and I really want to fart in her mouth. How would you react if a guy farts in your mouth?
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>>701841347
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You're happy now little slut?
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>>701841339
>>701841329
>>701841377
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>>701841366
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>>701841296
LOL at this pic

saved hard
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>>701838353
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>>701835546
tits or gtfo
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>>701835546
August has 31 days ? wtf ?
im also an alcoholic 10 30 and im already drinking hell yeah can you show me your ass ?
also do sometimes get like sorta farts when drunk but it is shit if not how does I fix it ?
How does one fix pooper ?
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>>701841377
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>>701841319
You're very attractive! Do you shave tho? That's a long beard.
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>>701841412
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>>701841457
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>>701841536
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>>701841366
Farts are funny so I'd probably laugh and then naturally vomit because of shit going into my mouth
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>>701839277
She's fucking stunning. Any more??
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>>701841485
Maybe he have long hair so now he's fuckin feminine.
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>>701841233
>>701841366
>>701841377
>>701841455
>>701841566
checked
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>>701835546
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>>701841459
I mean it is not like shit but you wipe your anus and it has shit, do you get that too ?
I do wipe my ass but im not sure it is kinda an issue to me because sometimes I take a piss and the strenght of the piss makes me shit a little.
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>>701841594
>because the internet doesn't come with google where i live
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>>701841605
That would do it.
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>>701835546
could you reply to this for no reason
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>>701841459
Cannot show ass. Not here to harbor attention. Just here to give a female perspective to /b/.
Just shit a lot! Drink heaps of water!!!
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>>701841320
Me hungry. Me need meat. Me caveman.
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>>701841334
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Dont give an attention whore a place to get attention! Spam those threads :^)
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>>701841614
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>>701841738
go away already
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>>701841738
>Female perspective
That's easy, I just think like myself and then omit logic and reason. Tits or GTFO.
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>>701835546
>>701839568

>>701839568
get off b and kill yourself
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>>701835799
>>701840527

>inb4 thread 404s
>inb4 20 new threads appear screaming OP COME BAAAAACK
>inb4 the neverending circle of cringe continues
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>>701839568
Kys
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>>701841651
I used to hang out intentionally in the girls bathrooms at school because women don't like other women hearing them shit.
The longer you sit in the stall the longer they hold it in.
I'm an asshole, I know.
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>>701841764
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>>701841710
sup friend
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>>701841921
OP here shut up
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>>701841921
dont lie, you just got off on hearing the other girls making poopoo
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Since you ain't showin tits you might as well state your true business.
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>>701838049
Have you thought about rehab?
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>>701841964
Newfreinds need to kno plox
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>>701842021
pic related
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>>701842046
>attention
>attention
>attention
>attention


>more attention
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>>701835546
I'm trying to figure out. Are you
A: An attention whore that's here to get attention from lonelies
or
B: A haughty cunt who is gracing /b/ with her presence
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Are you looking for a German long distant boyfriend?

Im drunk too.
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>>701842168
shut up faggot, op here.
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>>701842200
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>>701842066
>>701842200
>>701842244
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Kill this thread
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OP you little slut
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>>701841738
So it would help heaps of water anyway thanks for the advice.
Also what do you kind of guy prefer the kind the wears jeans or the one that dresses suit like ?
Fuck I had this serious question oh I remember now how come sometimes you act all badass and they dislike you but if you act with a homosexual accent they are into you is it to friendzoned you or is it to fuck, the other day was drunk as fuck acted like a faggot with accent and this girl doesn`t stop texting me, I used to act all gangster and had plenny of girls so that is my question, also noticed that acting like a homo they started texting me more.
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>>701835546
how did u bcum an alcohol
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>>701842356
>bump limit
>image limit
buh-bye
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Don't ever mess with the spidy, you dumb bitch, a simple tit was all i wanted...
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>>701842433
OP here, i took too much black dicks, it's the only way to not feel the smell anymore
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>>701842480
I am literally cringing for you, kid.
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OP here, i'll show my tits cause i'm a litte superficial whore
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>>701842244
If its truly you, OP, add me on kik. My nick is Wambussi

Please, I need a cute gf
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>>701842524
... so as well as being an attention whore, you're also a straight-up whore.
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Starting a new thread. Apparently I have reached my image limit. See you there.
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>>701842630
I need you and all your friends! Come to my house
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>>701842548
>kid
Ha u sooo fking dumb, im 43 you gay faggot haaa who is loser now!!
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>>701842703
oh we will be there, you can count on us.
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>>701842734
........
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>>701842794
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