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You're all sexist,racist scum !
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>>701826718
Retard detected. Dont say stupid shit and people wont call you out on it. cry some more whiny bitch no one cares.
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>>701826894
Fucc you
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>>701826718
>little boys and their toys
who actually cares about this nonsense? Both sides are literal cancer and should be purged.
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>>701828197
u madd??
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>>701826718
who let you out of tumblr?
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>>701826718
Your opinion has been noted
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>>701826718
This comic has to be a joke...

>implying they aren't exercising their right to free speech
>highlights the point that feminists can't handle reality
>takes a moral high ground despite acting childish about the issues before retreating

I know what the comic was trying to do, but instead, it defined feminism perfectly.
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>>701828779
That would imply a level of interest I cannot reach on this issue. They're just games after all...
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>>701829499
Assault is not included in free speech you drooling imbecile.
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>>701826718
"Pointing out" must be code for getting a bunch of white nights to fork up money to sue you for triggering her by using gender spacific pronouns.
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Fuck your shit bait and kill yourself already. You know you hate your life, just end it.
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>>701829605
Kek
> butthurt.png
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>>701829605
If you think this is assault you officially have no real problems and need to brush your teeth with a gun
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inafter butthurt virgins
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>>701829546
>they are just games

Ya, because they are soooo gonna stop at games.
I can't wait till feminists tackle football.
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scum like you is why I'm voting for Hillary !
fucc all you losers lol she will shut down this site and make this illegal
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>>701826718
How can the artist of this comic be that stupid I don't understand.
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>>701829605
>thinking that comic isn't exaggerated
You fucking mongoloid
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>>701826718
True but that can be said of anyone. People in general all are at least somewhat assholes.
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>>701829827
That is literally a textbook example of assault

Get an education, nigger
>inb4 some retard confuses assault and battery
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>>701829871
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>>701829918
>thinking it's exaggerated
are you new to the internet? That shit is tame compared to what I saw.
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>>701826718
This is... satire, right?
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>>701829857
>being this afraid
grow some balls you faggot

real adults care about football, nobody gives a shit about your crappy videogames
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>>701826718
True dat
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>>701830189
>are you new to the internet
No, but I also live in the real world. Internet threats from a few neckbeard man children mean nothing, and anybody who takes them seriously should consider suicide.
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And this shit is nigerian oil
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>>701826718
If you're so thin skinned that words posted by a stranger get you to back down then the Internet isn't for you.
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I'm no SJW, but this comic is actually very good. It is reasonable, unlike most SJW arguments. You all should consider it rather than dismiss it, and use it to understand the difference between logical and ridiculous feminism.
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>>701830234
Millennials dont understand what satire is.

feel free to google that.
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>>701830234
Depends on your perspective it could go either way. I personally like the version where they're right because fuck censorship.
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>>701830144
Textbook definition of assault is to make a physical attack on, legal definition in most states is to make a verbal threat but usually to fall under the legal definition there should be evidence to support the threat could have lead to battery. An empty threat over social media should not count as assault.
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Tyler maybe a nigger but he's right about one thing.

These stupid fuckin whores who take words on the internet oh so seriously could learn a lesson from pic related
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Women are fine with calling out sexism when its against themselves but wont raise an eyebrow when it concerns men. This is a double standard not the ''Equality" they supposedly stand for.
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>>701829499
Aaaaand this faggot illustrates the comic perfectly in the real world.

Seriously, you fucking shitbag, couldn't you at least TRY not to act like a fucking stereotype for five seconds?
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>>701830275
>real adults care about football
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This website is illegal! We should make a petition to shut it down! Down with the four chan!
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>>701830961
LOOK AT THIS! This disgusting display of masculinity is unfair to men!
>said no feminist ever.
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You all should be arrested for sexual harassment!!!
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Yes, I'm a racist. Everybody who walks through life with open eyes and mind has to be a racist.

About sexism, I don't believe women and men can do all jobs equally good. It's physically impossible. Is that sexist?
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>>701831103
Skeltor was the original body shamer. No one can get that jacked AND have a skull face. It's impossible. These high standards are putting men down.
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>>701830410
The FBI takes threats posted on this website very seriously, you stupid kid
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>>701830697
>millenials

what even are generations
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>>701831103
>doot
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>>701831082
Who is this four chan?
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>>701831053
Do you live somewhere they prefer basketball?

Seriously, if you think SJW's will censor Monday Night Football, you're probably deficient in some way.
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>>701826718
this comic:
>oh i'm just a feminist criticizing media from another perspective, why am i getting threats?
reality:
>we must dox/send death threats to whatever we do not like until it's taken down
Nice try. If the person who made this thinks the backlash comes from plain criticism and not a militant campaign on censoring words and opinions then I feel sorry for how deluded they are
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>>701831319
Different age groups that have slightly different accepted social norms.
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>>701831220
>I don't like what someone is saying
>SEXUAL HARASSMENT

You want some real sexual harassment? How bout you put that fucking hole you spit your bullshit outta to do something worthwhile, suck my fucking dick.
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>>701830844
>>701830844

Cause they got her address and names of her family members and said they'd rape her and shove pipes into her ass and murder her whole family and were leaking her info out to rapehungry neckbeards
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>>701831348
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>>701831376
yeh
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>>701831383
She posted public information and someone who wished to harass her found it so that's men's fault? Holy shit that's the weakest excuse I've ever heard.
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>>701831263
>About sexism, I don't believe women and men can do all jobs equally good. It's physically impossible. Is that sexist?
If you are simply pointing out what the data says then no it's not. If you're saying that there are jobs that no woman could ever do then yes you are. It's about equal opportunity not equal outcomes.
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REALLY BAD B8
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>>701831103
LOOK AT THIS! This disgusting display of femininity is unfair to women!
>said no MRA ever.

Yes, genders have their own concerns, it's true

Is Skeletor's physique a concern for you? Because you know, he's a FANTASY character. You're not supposed to have blue skin or no face, and you're not supposed to be as muscular as the MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
>so calm down and quit your bitchin
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>>701829605
Actually, it is. See: NAACP v. Clairborne Hardware Co. Wherein field secretary Charles Evers threatened to break the necks of anyone crossing a picket line. The Supreme Court upheld his right to free speech.
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My fucking face when not a goddamn person on either side seems to realize their opinions are regurgitated bullshit misunderstanding
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>>701831556
Is Tracer's body a issue for you? She's only a fictional character.

Come on now cunt.
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>>701830773
>physical attack
100% FALSE

Seriously, go read something and quit being so fucking wrong all the time
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>>701831556
The joke is that Feminists often claim that they're for equality for everyone, then proceed to only care about women, and claim they're the same thing as egalitarians. Retard.
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>>701830410
This

People so weak that mere words hurts them should fucking die
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>>701831683
>Tracer
who?

You are literally inventing shit to whine about at this point.
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>>701829605
I don't think you know what that word means.
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>>701831595
Actually it's more complicated than that. In the case you mentioned they ruled no one took this threat seriously and that it was only meant metaphorically. If the court were to rule that it was an actual threat and harm was intended it would be illegal.
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>>701831626
They're not though. There are a great deal of feminists who use their gender as a weapon. Who use laws made to protect women to put people who hurt their feelings a wittle. In fuckin jail.
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>gotta shitpost fast

seriously though, what the fuck is up with feminism. I don't get why it's an issue. The women involved in feminism are just lesbians whining about the patriarchy. And the guys who are actually insulted by them are fuckwads who have too much free time on their hands who want to feel powerful for once in their lives
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>>701831556
You do know the post was made out of sarcasm right? Or did you not get that from the caps? And yes Women did scream out "This femininity is unfair to women!!" i.e. the "Overwatch" situation. You d figure people wouldn't get upset over fictional characters but apparently feminists are the exception.
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>>701831595
Not all assaults are the same, moron

Just because a single instance was found legal does not include all of assault in free speech
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>>701830144
insult =/= assault
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>>701831767
Lara Croft, basically any chick from any JRPG. The name is interchangeable. The point stays the same.
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>>701831779
What does BATTERY mean?

PROTIP: It's not the same as assault
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>>701831689
Thanks for the (you) friend, remember the legal definition of a word can be different the how it is commonly used or defined for other purposes.
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>>701830189
>Are you new to the internet?
You are the new if you think is about lynch s person when they talk about a topic other people don't like.
If you think the woman in that comic react like this when multiples times show us that they cry and hate like the most retarded person in /pol/ , you know noyhing about the internet.
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>>701831861
They're supposed to be realistic characters, Skeletor is not

Are you really so fucking stupid you can't tell the difference?
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>>701831880
Battery is a Metallica song.
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>>701831899
assault is a LEGAL TERM you fucking retard

Just because a bunch of people are as stupid as you are and misuse it does not make you correct.
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>>701831383
Soooo it's men's fault that a stupid cunt made her own info public?

> way too retarded for me
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>>701831767
>not knowing about overwatch

have you been under a rock for the past year?
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>>701826718
if it was just criticism, nobody would care. these people get things banned all the time though.
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>>701831789
>>on either side
>>feminists use their gender as a weapon
>>Implying I didn't include feminists

Fucking read dipshit
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>>701831962
They're still fiction. You still wanna act like they're a problem but Skeletor isn't. Sure he's purple and has a skull face but your showing that double standard is in full swing today.
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>>701830656
The point is its rare for such strong retaliation if they make a valid point. What's more, many feminists are trying to LEGALLAY limit free speech. This comic just demonstrates that some people can't handle shit and need to stay off the internet. They aren't limiting her in the same way, and that's the whole point.
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>>701831962
>realistic.
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>>701831556
>or no face

> 2016
> not a nofacekin
> hasn't committed suicide
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>>701831848
no shit

assault = threaten
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>>701832127
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>>701831383
Yeah but everyone knows they won't/ That and they can just get a camera and a little home security.
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>>701832028
Thanks again for the (you), while assault has a legal definition it is also a word commonly used outside of law, and to get pissy because somebody used an alternate meaning of the word rather than the legal definition is fucking retarded.
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>>701832113
>You wanna act like they're a problem
no, not really

can you please stop inventing arguments to have with yourself?
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>>701832064

Making her info public was the part of that you think I blame men for? Not the violent rape threats/death threats?

Funny you say that I'm the retarded one. What you said was more deeply willful refusal to see simple facts or read two sentences well, so good job.
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>>701831689
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=assault

You're very fucking welcome.
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>>701831556
All women in video games are FANTASY characters.

#lawyered
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>>701832236
You clearly meant it as just the word right? You certainly aren't on the back foot now trying to say. "No I never meant it as the term within the law."
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>>701831382
You will all be arrested once the police find out about this website!!!! You are all sexually harrasing me!
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>>701832236
I was the one that used the word, and I used it in a legal context completely correctly.

Why are you even so upset about this?
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>>701826718
>implying "Men's Rights Activists" are 50% Chads, and not 99% neckbeards...
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>>701831962
>They're supposed to be realistic
Yea cause jrpg characters are realistic when they use spells to kill FUCKING DRAGONS and yea Lara croft is super realistic when she fights zombie samurais revived by sacrificial sun god rituals
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>>701832331
>all videogames are fantasy genre
no

you're fucking fired
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>>701826718
So?
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>>701832369
Here's how that conversation will go.

"He said mean things to me."
"Well why didn't you just leave or hide his posts?"
"I uhh. Uhhh. Misogynist! Misogyny!!!"
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>>701832409
They look a lot more realistic than skeletor does, that's for damn sure.
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>>701831962
> lara croft
> realistic

Have a sit cunt, she is fictional.
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No unrealistic expectations here. Move along.
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>>701831767
Better than metaphorically inventing shit.
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You all should just stop talking about it. I mean, that's how I always solve things
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>>701832494
no shit, a fictional character intended to be realistic

at least when compared to the MRA example of Skeletor and He-Man
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>>701832566
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>>701832357
Im just saying the anon who first brought up assault in this thread could have been using it outside of its legal context
>>701832370
If you were the one who said its not assault by the legal definition then that is the wrong use of the LEGAL definition
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>>701832490
Oh okay. So it's only about looks to you. Well that seems a little shallow. What about the character that is Lara Croft. A strong willed adventurer who used twin pistols to fight and has upper body strength that makes fucking professional pull upers jealous.
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>>701826718
So, we're ok with "smart" femanons then? (the ones who don't go around telling everyone they have a real vagina), also, what about white nights and stupid traps?, I've seen some around.
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>>701832069
Just playing other games

There's a lot out there
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>>701832490
If you went exploring old ruins for a career you'd also be as perfect as Lara and no jrpg character are not suppose to be realistic
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>>701831996
>Kek <----
>Kek
>Kek
>kek
kek
kEck
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>>701832679
eh, that's true
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>>701831880
noun: battery; plural noun: batteries; noun: the battery
1.


a container consisting of one or more cells, in which chemical energy is converted into electricity and used as a source of power.
"battery power"


synonyms: storage cell, cell
"insert fresh batteries"
2.


a fortified emplacement for heavy guns.
•an artillery subunit of guns, men, and vehicles.

synonyms: emplacement, artillery unit; More
cannonry, ordnance


"a gun battery"
3.


a set of units of equipment, typically when connected together.
"a battery of equipment to monitor blood pressure"


synonyms: array, series, set, bank, group, row, line, lineup, collection
"a battery of equipment"
•an extensive series, sequence, or range of things.
"children given a battery of tests"


synonyms: series, sequence, cycle, string, succession


For the most part you are correct.


But then:
"te crime or tort of unconsented physical contact with another person, even where the contact is not violent but merely menacing or offensive.

synonyms: violence, assault, mugging "


it turns out you are a fuck up.
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>>701830234
Go back to watch Leafy, kiddo, summer is over.

>>>/out/
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>>701832633
>just about looks
they act a lot more realistically than Sekeletor does too.

Lara Croft is completely believable in every way compared to your examples. Can you really not find anything better than Skeletor?
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Fresh off the bat
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>>701832631
I said it IS assault by legal definition

The only other definition does not even make sense in this context.
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>>701832804
Lara croft believable yea totally I would believe some 20 year old chick if she told me she killed army's of pirate and zombie fucking samurais ZOMBIE SAMURAIS
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>>701832140
lrn2google
ln2read
lrn2justnotbeafaggot

You are factually wrong here bud. Why are you fighting it?
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>>701832694
jrpg characters are more realistic than Skeletor
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>>701831364
I think he's a hacker from the "annonymous"
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>>701833017
They're still not realistic AGAIN
>MAGIC
>DRAGONS
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>>701833017
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>>701832986
no

An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. It is both a crime and a tort and, therefore, may result in either criminal and/or civil liability. Generally, the common law definition is the same in criminal and tort law.
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>>701831840
I don't think you know exactly what the Supreme Court of the United States does.

I'll give you a hint: one instance of their ruling changes the legality of all future occurrences of the event in question.

For example: it is perfectly legal to verbally abuse police officers and perform obscene gestures at them provided you are not making threats of physical harm or interfering with an arrest/investigation. This is due to a Supreme Court appeal protesting a man's arrest for flipping a cop the bird while otherwise behaving peacefully.

But, I wouldn't expect you to know that. Education kind of falls off in people born after 1999. Particularly when they spend their school time on 4chan.
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>>701832806
You're failing, m8.
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>>701826718
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>>701833017
>implying
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>>701826718
yep

and cunts
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>>701833122
ok, so?

Is someone bitching about unfair expectations set by JRPG characters? I know I haven't.

And if they are, does their complete stupidity validate your own insecurities about the standards set by Skeletor?
>of course not, that's fucking ridiculous
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>>701831029
Nice bait, faggot
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>>701826718
This is gold
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>>701833126
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>>701833300
>What a waste of dub dubs
I'm just saying you're saying that Lara croft and jrpg characters are more realistic then skeletor when they're just as ridiculous
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>>701833145
wow you're dumb

assault is still illegal, but you're free to test it out if you want
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>>701833037
The "anonymous" oh no are they the same as the Reddit my grandson talks about? He's such a little faggot.
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>>701833300
because women are weak and only want to get attentiona and victimice themselves, like attention whores unlike men
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>>701832435
Please point out where I used the word "genre" in my original post.

Kthxbai
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>>701833017
>train keeps rolling
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>>701826718
welcome newfag.
reunite oldfags
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>>701832804
See
>>701832954
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>>701833454
no, they're still less ridiculous than skeletor

there are gradients of ridiculousness that you have apparently become blind to
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>>701833503
Gb2funnyjunk
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>>701833525 someone throw a zangief in here
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>>701833503
you were responding to a post about fantasy genre games, try to keep up retard
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>>701833699
No, I was responding to a post about Skeletor. But thank you for playing. Please try again soon.
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>>701833525
>beats up creatures with a volleyball
>still not over that
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>>701833258
>SO REAL, I CAN PRACTICALLY FEEL THE GREEN FUR BETWEEN MY NAKED THIGHS
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>>701833865
>I was only talking about Skeletor

Kek. Oooookay
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>>701833865
Skeletor is definitely part of fantasy genre
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>>701833923
Lara crof so real that i can smell the rotten flesh of the zombie samurais
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>>701833609
Yup totally realistic not even skeletor did anything this ridiculous
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>>701833923
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>>701833525
Wakka was a bro

way more relateable than most JRPG characters
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>>701834005
>zombies aren't real
come to Florida and have some bath salts with me
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>>701834162
but are they samurai? now theres the detail
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>>701834039
>Cloud
>ridiculous
nigger wat
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>>701834162
>bad trip on bad drugs = actual zombie

Oic
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>>701834262
Fine, we'll go to Japan once we're fucked up
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>>701829605
>Assault
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>>701834276
That sword would weigh upwards of 120lbs. It's a slab of metal. And he swings it around like it's a small twig. It's a little ridiculous.
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>>701834276
Yea a fucking super skinny little kid can hold a sword that giant with one hand as he summons a meteor so realistic
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>>701834281
a person who is or appears lifeless, apathetic, or completely unresponsive to their surroundings.
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>>701834281
Are you seriously nitpicking this?

Zombies have a long history based in actual reality. They're not real, but starving hordes of murderous invaders definitely were.

Skeletor is 100% pure fantasy.
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>>701834442
>I got the definition of Wikipedia for some reason

Uh. Not sure what you're tryin to prove but we both know that old English definition of zombie doesn't hold up.
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>>701831767
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>>701826718
>feminist criticism but that's censorship

if the artists were actual people and not subhuman trash who deserve to burn to death they would notice that saying random things like that was a red flag and that they're acting like a child
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>>701834503
skeletons are 100% real, everyone has a skeleton so skeletor is real, you apathetic autistic bitch
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>>701834503
>starving hordes of murderous invaders

That used logic and did what they did because they wanted to survive. Little different.
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>>701831277
Yes we do, and I'm here as an informant to them. Send me your full name, SSN,physocal address, and full account of what happened here to [email protected]
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>>701834689
This legitimatsy is unquestionable. We got an FBI in here boys.
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>>701834503
I present "Nathan Drake" LITERALLY the male equivalent of Laura Croft. No man has EVER complained.
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>>701826718
came to this thread for the bait pics
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>>701833134
Funny, because Google, Bing, legal text books, etc. all disagree.
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>>701834578
Zombie didnt originate in old english it was a term used within ancient African rituals to control people. Do your damn research.
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>>701834383
Not if it's super-light weight futuristic alloys with big holes missing from it
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>>701834355
An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. It is both a crime and a tort and, therefore, may result in either criminal and/or civil liability. Generally, the common law definition is the same in criminal and tort law.
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>>701826718
I find this legitimately hilarious that feminists can't see that this is what they do to anything/anyone they don't like, they campaign and shout it down until it is gone or is under their control.
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>>701834794
he is a fantasy character, because we women alwas have to be right, so STFU you privileged white male rapist
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>>701829876
He panders to the noisiest crowd. I got to see how the resulting hivemind circled him protectively on facebook. Thats what they do. I dont even argue with them because you cant change tgeir minds, their opinions couldnt exist if they actually looked at a bigger picture.
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>>701834668
>apathetic
wow you're desperate
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>>701832764

legal definitions are not the same as dictionary definitions, so it turns out you're the fuck up.
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>>701834877
http://www.livescience.com/23892-zombies-real-facts.html
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>>701834685
>used logic
no, not really, nice try though, thanks for playing

It was not uncommon for soldiers in invading forces to be half-dead from starvation or sickness and merely fighting because they want to die.
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>>70183506like feminism desperate or just desperate?
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>>701834877
Jokes on you, it developed in more than one region independently. The pufferfish bit just popularized it a bit in semi-modern times.
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>>701826718
> Person says something dumb
> People respond

It's nobody's fault but her parents that she can't handle the outside world and thinks her opinion is worth more than it is.
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>>701826718
>You're all sexist,racist scum !

You're saying that as if it's a bad thing...
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>>701835116
Holy fuck the legal definition is included. Look at it's synonyms faglord.
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>>701826718
hello retard.
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>>701833497
I thought they originated in 9gag's Facebook page and spreaded to that copying site lol
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>>701834945
Whatever faggot.

I'll fucking slice your torso open with a fucking grapefruit spoon and tie your upper intestine around your neck after I shove refuse from your lower intestine down your throat.
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>>701831383
> neckbeards
> actually doing something

You're going to have to pick one of these two options mate.

Also, "I put my info out there for everyone to see and now people know my info" seriously what the fuck. With shit like this you wonder how the millenial's got the "tech-savvy" stereotype.
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>>701835204
Also look at women's choice of dating, they are more racist than men.
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>>701830410
The real world is cruel. You can't handle that. Save yourself the pain and end it all now.
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>>701835341
well ill stab you with a marshmallow, bitch.
come get some
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>>701835150
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/what-is-the-origin-of-the-word-zombie
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>>701835375
I like rape.

Rapey rapey rape.

Anyone got any good rape pr0n?
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>>701835419
Oh yeah? Well how about you stab my DICK with a marshmallow!?
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>>701832602
If you don't like a game don't fucking play it. It's not complicated.
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>>701835419
I'll beat the shit out of both of you with my lightsaber spoon
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>>701835213

you're actually fucking retarded. I'm saying that what a dictionary says about its definition doesn't matter if it has a different definition in a legal context. why would the synonyms be any different?
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>>701834925
>Futuristic alloy
Do you even final fantasy its straight up metal
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>>701835564
well i can try.....nothing to lose right?
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>>701835622
Oh yes Daddy please do.
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>>701834966
Please be bait
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>>701835622
HOW ABOUT YOU LIGHTSABER SPOON MY DICK!?
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>>701830844
isn't he the guy that made the boondocks?
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>>701835334
Oh the 9gag and the Facebook. They're the spawn of Satan. I'll tell my daughter what my faggot grandson is doing. Shame on all you faggots.
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>>701835334
No just fucking kill yourself
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>>701835622
The feels.
>Not having a lightsaber-spoon
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>>701835622
well im going to fight you back with my military kevlar napkin.
*Blows battle horn
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>>701835800
That isn't him but it does seem like somethin Aaron MacGruder would say tho
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>>701835116
The kind of assault you are talking about is not the same as criminal assault. Very few people give a fuck about the hard to prove civil only type. The punishments are very minor, and again very hard to prove. Even if you say something like "I will rape you", you still have to prove it was a sincere threat. Because that is so insanely hard to do with online threats, people just don't talk about it because it's just not practically relevant 99% of the time. And since you are talking about a definition of a word rarely discussed in topics like this, it is your obligation to mention it.
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>>701835901
I also have the color changing sonic(fastfood) pink spoon that turns purple when it gets cold. Shits cash
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>>701836071
Do you also have a race-car bed?
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>>701835712
he's superstrong due to the mako energy tho
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>>701836176
Nope always wanted one when I was a kid. Currently my bed is a couch in the aparment im sharing.
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>>701830275
>football

More like fuckball. That sport is just two walls of man meat colliding with each other trying to get a ball that looks like the aborted autistic fetus of a baseball and a basketball...

Dont forget the nonstop commericials!

Absolutely thrilling

Football is for fags.
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>>701836249
So you're saying he's not realistic
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>>701835897
You don't get sarcasm, do you? You must be a minor.
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>>701835891
The Lord be with you, kind man, punish that little brat.
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>>701835992

I'm not part of the earlier debates, and what you're saying is probably true so I'm not going to debate it with you. I was just pointing out that typing define:battery into google and acting like that direct output is legally binding, when you could have clicked literally any of the links below and seen that you're wrong, makes you a fucking faggot.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/assault_and_battery
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>>701836680
>Calls me underage
Go back to Facebook newfag
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>>701834578
thats not the definition of wikipedia you dumbass
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>>701836980
*triggered* best comeback ever
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>>701835341
>an apparent, present ability to cause the harm
I'M ANONYMOUS, BIIIAAAATCH
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>>701826718

So because you're a whiny little bitch we are sexist scum?

Don't voice your opinion if you don't want it criticized by other whiny bitches you whiny bitch.
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>>701836980
Seriously though, why did you reply if it's clearly not a serious post?, come on, man...
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>>701826718
...and we still run shit.
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>>701835565
I agree, but don't get so fucking upset about it
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>>701826718
>The feminists are attacking free speech!
>Look, this one's calling out sexism in a video game!
>She uses the straw man technique on every man who dares to voice his counter argument by calling him a sexist pig
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>>701832883
Idungetit
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>>701836528
>>701836249
I'm not the same guy, you were previously replying to, but in terms of realism, by what I've seen in blacksmith videos the gargatuant sword can be used but not in a practical way.

The lenght is not too farfched, a claymore is about the same lenght, its the width and weight distribution that's fucked up, too wide and the handles too short.

A strongman can give it a few swings but will be tired shortly after, so tecnically it could be used as an executioner sword which is meant for a fast kill.

If you used a carbon alloy, making it lighter, and a few modifications the buster sword could be practical.

Man at arms recreation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogheZdAO18

Michael Chtulu's attempt at a buster sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGkcgGf2Fzw

Historical Executioners german sword
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Executioner%27s_sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbsUjGHjayg
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>>701836758
You're a faggot too. You've been very bad. I want to put you over my knee and whomp on your firm tender ass.
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>>701838312
No Daddy please, not again!
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>>701836759
Fair enough.
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>>701838831
Oh it's happening. Hand to butt is happening.
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yeaaaaaaahhh boi.. sad thing is you are too :(
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>>701832883
underrated post, too fresh
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>>701832883
I don't get it.
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>>701839990
Keep it coming anon.
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>>701840490
Well that was it, hope you like it guys and if you feel offended for some autistic reason, this DRAWINGS are FICTIONAL characters over 18, have a good day
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>>701840700
I liked it but the parents are only over 18 it clearly says "Grade school pussy" just to let ya know
(P.s nice dubs)
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>>701830824
Is this 8chán?
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>>701840852
see
>>701838941
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>>701840852
Oh shit, i've been tricked !!!
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>>701841286
or you've been b a m b o o z l e d
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>>701840852
oh shit i fapped to an doushinjin that is not 18 year old
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>>701826718
Couldn't agree more. Amerifags only understand one way free speech. The can say whatever they want, if someone tells them they're assholes, then they say they're oppressed. No one's taking your freedom, we're just using the same freedom to say you're assholes.
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>>701826718
But thats exactly what should happen
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This is very fucking poorly written
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>>701830316
holy shit
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