Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Well I get a laptop today. And have to go to an anti-rape seminar
Oh shit, man, you need to tell me everything about it. I want to hear if it's actual bullshit or just warped bullshit or... actually reasonable... but I highly doubt the last one
Theme of the thread?
Shinobu The Light of Dawn.
I'm a paladin. Baiscally a Protection Character Full plate with shield and sword.
I'm only level 3 so i don't have shit going but i wil have narly heals and rez's and am strong against evil.
Except i rolled kinda shitty for stats so my intelligence is 7 so i'm borderline autistic
Like a villain?
Hello liebling! When do you get the results of the test? In a week?
Probably inflated statistics and fear mongering
Yeah, I'm not sure of I should just be quite or be a smart ass. Probably just going to be quite
>transexuals, people with mental problems. trying to study psychology
Whoa, meantally ill should just fix their problems before they think they are able to fix anyone else problems.
In about two weeks.
And yeah, I think so too.
>If someone talks up when the presentation is happening, you could be sure I'd be one of them
All i can remember from my character is that he was an useless archer and i almoust killed his teammate.
About to play my first round of blitzball!
Come check out the stream! Give me some pointers.
Shit is going to be lit!
Dont over use that shit. Don't want super bugs killing us all
I would, but I don't think I should.
I am tempted to ask what happens if both people are drunk and can't consent. Are they raping each other? Are they both victims?
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ Ｉ ＮａｍｅＳｙｎｃ？ !1zLolicons
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
Considering this is an actual class... I suppose it would go something like this
>In that case, of course both parts are equally to blame
and then they wouldn't go into it anymore. If you keep on asking it would turn out into something like
>but if the woman wants to keep the child, it is her right, since it is her body. I'm not saying that the girl isn't to blame, but sadly the girl wants the baby even if the boy doesn't. And since this is america the boy must also pay child support. It is really bad. It could've been prevented if the boy didn't get drunk. He could've shoved her away.
and I wonder why name is wanted to be shown in this anon stage?Why it should be done?
haha dude this iss a sick meme
You need the MilkyScript
Thank god it's just a one time thing
Probably something like that, yay America
Plz don't mind
I just tried to express why "you" wanna show your name without using you,cuz it's troublesome to cite response number.
This meme is more forced than Asuka being a tranny.
Hello, I'm okay. Just stopped playing OW. You?
Naps are bad
They'll be the death of what little of a sleep schedule I have.
Good morning Cat.
Morning felix did you have nice dreams?
>>701827903 wanted to use NameSync,right?But I wondered why in this anonymous site he wanted to show his name,and I wanna ask
I did it "generally",that is,I did not asked to>>701827903 only but to y'all on waifu thread
So I avoid using"you".plz forgive me for confusing
Top tier post. Hugbox piece of shit thread where the faggots here actually think people care about them and their crippling autism. Literally a bunch of rejected attention seeking retards who are too fucking pathetic to kill themselves despite knowing that nobody likes them and wishes they were dead ^.^
Also, take this.
At least that's the highest possibility. Since they don't want to come over as one sided they'll also say something about girls can rape too, but... yeah, just tell me about it.
There used to be names here a ways back
You could post with a tripccode too
Kind of nice to be able to identify the same person if they go to a thread like this
Why take naps then? I've never had one, they're evil
Oh thanks! I was hoping to make it larger at some point, but this saves me the trouble.
Doing great listening to Yes and enjoying a bowl
Today is gonna bea good day I think
Oh i see now.
Well talking about in these threads specifically then it could be used to identify you if you are ever posting without a image or with a image that isn't of your waifu
I don't use it but quite a few people here do
Sleep well? How's the eyes?
Because if I suddenly feel tired, and there's a couch nearby, I'll unwittingly fall asleep on it. It's like a trap I can't avoid!
>I need to get back around to enlarging the rest of /waifu/s ohayos that Akiko made. I slacked hard.
That sounds nice, a bowl of what? Soup? I hope it's soup.
Don't fall for the trap, how can you even fall asleep so easily? I'm tired often but I can't fall asleep that easily.
Do it, you'll probably do all the ones he's mad by the time he starts on more.
Hello there, how are you?
I wonder if they will mention anything about gay rape?
Probably not. Or just say that "be sure he is in to it before hand"
only the finest of soups
Do you have any fun plans for the day?
OK I got it,sorry for my awkward English
So you mean that the software can identify me as the person who showed up at about 3 o'clock of last night,for example?
Oh hi Fran, I'm okay. Just thought I'd come into the thread. How are you?
What type of soup?~ Not really, I don't do much that often. Probably play some OW, and stuff. You?
I think I might get some rest in! I kinda forgot to sleep last night
Maybe aside from that Ill listen to some music and play no mans sky until my best friend gets off work
Always fun to hang out with him
Well, got to go now
I'm good. I have to do an anti-rape seminar, which is kinda dumb
I'm similar with beds. Throw me on a bed, and it'll take me 4-6 hours of doing NOTHING to fall asleep, unless I'm practically passing out as I walk. Put me on a couch, and I can be asleep within 30 minutes.
I'll have to ask him for all of them, and I'll just do them in one big batch.
In fact the instance I referred to is myself,who claimed mokkan,tomoka minato as well as today.
I complain of my sleepiness then,lol
You forgot to sleep? Oh my. You're playing No mans sky? That game wasn't very good. But sounds pretty good otherwise!
That doesn't sound fun. Bye then I guess!
Wow, that's so odd. So if I want you to sleep, I'll put you on a couch. Got it
They're feeling better, got some eye drops in them sometime before i went to bes
I'm a pretty easy pleaser For me just listening to the media player flying through space in such a beautiful world is enough the planets are also pretty nice although alot of features i would hope would be there are missing and the graphics are kinda blegh sometimes
It's gotta be a clean couch though. I find I can't do it if it seems all dirty and such.
>I grew up sleeping on couches, so I probably just feel more at home on them.
>Also probably why I have a futon, but I NEVER fold it down, and sleep on it in couch mode.
That's good, let's hope they don't hurt again today.
so it must be pretty late for you now huh?
most of your images you have posted are really small
you should try saving the full sized images
by the fact that no one chose shimakaze
Not many want their waifu to dress like a total slut. Ships are terrible waifus to begin with anyway.
You seem experienced with his fanart.
yeah now about 1 o'clock
I'd like to post much clearer pics,but I've reached the limit of LTE so till the day after tomorrow(maybe so in the west,right?),september 1st I cannot download good pics from google.
That's full of fuck.
Hopefully they don't
Have to do things today with family
I just have a thing for shimakaze, but if she is claimed then I'd rather go with airi
Turns out metroid prime is really fun, been playing it nonstop for quite a few hours
How's everyone doing?
Ah, gunna be quite busy?
>I'ma be out most the day once my mom decides she wants to go.
Ayyyyy, it's a Smugs.
She's attractive, but your waifu wears the skimpiest of clothing, and that's no good.
I'm in bed and am at a loss thinking whether to take a shower.
Wait a second, back up, did you just commit heresy within ten minutes of the thread, with no particular reason besides people insulting your waifu?
Read the manga.
Sorry for the slow replies
I'd get bored if I played it probably. It becomes repetitive and so on. It could of been better really
Oh my, a futon? That's pretty cool. But oh my I see, I'd like a clean couch too if I wanted to sleep on one~
What's good today mang?
People often wonder how i can sleep on it at all. It doesn't have much cushion, or space.
>I'm one whose sleep criteria are odd in every way it seems.
If you stink, do it
If you don't, just lay in bed
That was to much feels for me
Yeah. I'm gonna go to the state fair today. Not gonna go on rides because we don't have enough for that, but we'll look at all the exhibits and stuff they have deeper into it
Oops. Besides feels, how are you today?
it is super
That is very understandable
The town where I was cucked
Isn't that Togame?
If i'm not mistaken, i believe that's what he was using the first day he was here.
>I'm not ready
That's something I'll never forget
I'm fine thanks, how are you doing today?
It does seem odd oh my. I've never really seen someone who prefers a couch to a bed
Yeah. It's also kinda boring after a while. You repair your ship, fly to a planet. Collect stuff, fly to another planet. Collect stuff. It just wasn't that great. I wasn't really interested in it from the start though
"boat thing" hmm... I'm intrigued, but hello.
Hello mater, what's up?
Oh. Hadn't seen that one before.
Someone else was wanting to claim Homura earlier.
Still dealing with a cold, but it seems to be going away. Other than that, I'm good. Woke up this morning pretty groggy and mom offers to call me into school, and I forgot the reason, then fell back asleep, but yea, no school today. So that's a thing.
Ah…yeah she looks so I have to acknowledge.
But I recommend you should read douzin or SS about her and study her.
It will make you recover from the prejudice
Sounds like fun. Take some pictures if ya see something neat!
I mean, it's got its advantages! It takes up far less space than a bed, which leaves my room open for other things!
I saw it, seems like he got pretty shot down for knowing I exist.
Listening to music and waiting for my fallout mods to update. Slept well?
I will, I'll be right back I'm gonna go take a shower
I'd dong it
How are you this morning?
What's going on with you today?
True, that's a fair point. It can also count as a chair, unlike a bed which isn't as comfortable to sit on~
Eh. I wasn't particularly worried. They seemed fairly reasonable and was asking if it was ok.
Should i not call you that?
Nothing quite yet. Being slow to wake up like usual.
Are you going to play the new fallout expansion?
You'd dong everything!
I'm pretty good. Sitting here blasting eurobeat, and my mood is top tier for whatever reason! How about you?
Plus, when friends come over, they can sit on it en masse and not feel the need to lay backwards for comfort!
>Movie nights are also easy because of it
Nope, just you. And that's stellar man. I'm having an okay but hella busy day at work. Just standard day but at least I don't have class tonight.
Ah, I'm sorry you've got a cold. I hate being sick. Hope you feel better soon, just take it easy. And see above for how I am.
Yes, but i still need to level up my character, my first save got corrupted and that was even without mods.
I have been reduced to a meme
Oh fine. I'll refrain from calling you master.
>Most the time.
Whatever, I'd be completely neutral toward him, I would even be happy if he had found me some neat pics.
A cancerous meme.
Oh my that sounds nice, a lot better really. Movies nights are cool. It's been a while since I did one with actual people. I usually just watch stuff online with people.
You can call me master, just not mater.
Yep. Just been taking some Alka-Seltzer and keeping up on drinking however many gallons of water a day I usually do.
Why just me?!
Busy as in... rubber chair caps kind of busy?
I haven't done it in years. I think once this place is a bit more cleaned up, I'll use the old big screen for movie nights. Or maybe just use the projector that's here...
How's it going Kokoko?
Looked for claim, didn't find one.
I'm going to blame that on being tired.
Fine fine. Master is fine then?
I see i see. I didn't know how you'd like it, so i more or less said to just wait and meet you. If they come around again, i'll let them know though.
Good, aside the sandwich I ate at midday still floating in my stomach.
Feels like I'm gonna throw it up any second.
There is one but he's not around much
T R I G G E R E D
And because qt status
Also no, just got a lot of lanes and not a lot of people
Good. That'll help. Make sure to get some good rest. Playing any games or anything today?
Yes, that should be fine.
Did you get I-26?
How are you on this beautiful day?
Not really, maybe some Poker and watching YouTube. No promises on the rest though, sorry lovely, gotta keep up on my running.
You have a projector? Oh my that's a weird thing to have, but cool. You should do it though~ clean it up
I need to admit that it's always a little annoying, specially the risk of getting confused. But I have my trip, filenames and speech methods.
I would give it my ring, any more quality SS Kyouko pics?
No. I wasn't really prepared for the event and gave up on the game again. I opened it today though.
You love trans?
All Kotoris are birbs. This is simply Birb 3.0... or is it 4.0?
Oh my, was it a bad sandwich?
What about the other thing, the boxes?
If only you were talking about the freeway....
It was my brothers before he went to jail. I'm rather good at rigging things, so I could easily make the thing work.
>The thing with cleaning it up is, a lot of the stuff isn't mine, so it'd be rearranging it somehow for the most part.
Nice sample. Why are you listening to Gorillaz instead of the new genre mashers that surpassed them?
Oh god not that fucking genre mash thing.
I was probably going to keep calling you Master anyways.
Now for the really tough question, should i be capitalizing master. Master. Hmm... It feels like a proper noun, but it's more like a title. I don't know.
I'm ok. Still a little sleep/lazy. How about you?
Yeah, that's how i feel about it too.
Though i'd probably be a little more aggressive than you implied you'd be.
Bikini SS? :^)
It was good, but my stomach finds it hard to digest a lot of stuff from fast foods, that's why I barely eat anything from them.
Just gonna shave really quick