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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>701813991
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Chillin
Well I get a laptop today. And have to go to an anti-rape seminar
Ayase Claimed
>>701826430
Oh shit, man, you need to tell me everything about it. I want to hear if it's actual bullshit or just warped bullshit or... actually reasonable... but I highly doubt the last one
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OFs_ypS1kbE
Theme of the thread?
>>701826430
Sounds delightful!
>>701825443
Shinobu The Light of Dawn.
I'm a paladin. Baiscally a Protection Character Full plate with shield and sword.
I'm only level 3 so i don't have shit going but i wil have narly heals and rez's and am strong against evil.
Except i rolled kinda shitty for stats so my intelligence is 7 so i'm borderline autistic
>>701826410
Like a villain?
>>701826443
Hello liebling! When do you get the results of the test? In a week?
>>701826528
Probably inflated statistics and fear mongering
>>701826584
Yeah, I'm not sure of I should just be quite or be a smart ass. Probably just going to be quite
My waifu has autism
but I love her anyways
Jestem korbo i sse penisy starym ludzią
>>701826767
On penicillin
>transexuals, people with mental problems. trying to study psychology
Whoa, meantally ill should just fix their problems before they think they are able to fix anyone else problems.
>>701826923
Calamity-masu'd
School in the way of claiming
>>701826767
In about two weeks.
And yeah, I think so too.
>If someone talks up when the presentation is happening, you could be sure I'd be one of them
>>701826923
Here. Have.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>701826759
All i can remember from my character is that he was an useless archer and i almoust killed his teammate.
About to play my first round of blitzball!
Come check out the stream! Give me some pointers.
Twitch
shinobu83
>>701827255
Thanks.
>>701826759
Shit is going to be lit!
>>701826918
Dont over use that shit. Don't want super bugs killing us all
>>701827146
I would, but I don't think I should.
I am tempted to ask what happens if both people are drunk and can't consent. Are they raping each other? Are they both victims?
>>701826923
>>701827551
Waifu Lovers, I need your help, please.
I need to know everything you know about this anon:
Ｈｏｗ ｄｏ Ｉ ＮａｍｅＳｙｎｃ？ !1zLolicons
Who posted, at least, in the previous Waifu Claiming thread. Only people with the 4chan extension will know who I'm talking about.
Does someone know him? Has he been active recently, or is today the very first time he has showed up in these threads?
I need anything you know.
Thanks in advance!
>>701827434
Considering this is an actual class... I suppose it would go something like this
>In that case, of course both parts are equally to blame
and then they wouldn't go into it anymore. If you keep on asking it would turn out into something like
>but if the woman wants to keep the child, it is her right, since it is her body. I'm not saying that the girl isn't to blame, but sadly the girl wants the baby even if the boy doesn't. And since this is america the boy must also pay child support. It is really bad. It could've been prevented if the boy didn't get drunk. He could've shoved her away.
>>701826479
a cutie
>>701827903
hey anon
and I wonder why name is wanted to be shown in this anon stage?Why it should be done?
>>701827551
haha dude this iss a sick meme
>>701827903
You need the MilkyScript
>>701827903
https://milkytiptoe.github.io/Name-Sync/
>>701827986
Thank god it's just a one time thing
Probably something like that, yay America
Hello everyone
>>701828182
>>701828290
>>701828356
O. Thanks.
>>701828248
not native english speaker?
>>701828554
discount azusa
>>701828554
Hello there Mio how are you today?
>>701828593
Plz don't mind
I just tried to express why "you" wanna show your name without using you,cuz it's troublesome to cite response number.
>>701828621
This meme is more forced than Asuka being a tranny.
>>701828849
I don't understand
>>701828990
a good idea.
>>701827903
I remember seeing that ns some time ago don't remember the !zLolicon though
Doesn't say anything with that name though, only pictures
I am awake now
Claiming Felix
>>701828702
Hello, I'm okay. Just stopped playing OW. You?
>>701828990
Naps are bad
>>701829118
trap
>>701828860
Aren't all memes slightly forced?
>>701829040
They'll be the death of what little of a sleep schedule I have.
>>701829118
Good morning Cat.
>>701829211
I agree!
>>701829118
Morning felix did you have nice dreams?
These threads are so fucking cringe worthy
>>701829040
>>701827903 wanted to use NameSync,right?But I wondered why in this anonymous site he wanted to show his name,and I wanna ask
I did it "generally",that is,I did not asked to>>701827903 only but to y'all on waifu thread
So I avoid using"you".plz forgive me for confusing
>>701829425
Top tier post. Hugbox piece of shit thread where the faggots here actually think people care about them and their crippling autism. Literally a bunch of rejected attention seeking retards who are too fucking pathetic to kill themselves despite knowing that nobody likes them and wishes they were dead ^.^
>>701829211
Also, take this.
>Makoto
>>701829275
Morning
>>701829336
I guess, i don't remembee any of them though
>felix-anon
>>701828378
At least that's the highest possibility. Since they don't want to come over as one sided they'll also say something about girls can rape too, but... yeah, just tell me about it.
>>701829498
There used to be names here a ways back
You could post with a tripccode too
Kind of nice to be able to identify the same person if they go to a thread like this
>>701829275
Why take naps then? I've never had one, they're evil
>>701829514
Oh thanks! I was hoping to make it larger at some point, but this saves me the trouble.
>>701829211
Doing great listening to Yes and enjoying a bowl
Today is gonna bea good day I think
>>701829715
Oh I see,so I can track a certain person,did't I?
That's good
>>701829498
Oh i see now.
Well talking about in these threads specifically then it could be used to identify you if you are ever posting without a image or with a image that isn't of your waifu
I don't use it but quite a few people here do
>>701829583
Sleep well? How's the eyes?
>>701829777
Because if I suddenly feel tired, and there's a couch nearby, I'll unwittingly fall asleep on it. It's like a trap I can't avoid!
>I need to get back around to enlarging the rest of /waifu/s ohayos that Akiko made. I slacked hard.
>>701829814
That sounds nice, a bowl of what? Soup? I hope it's soup.
>>701829946
Don't fall for the trap, how can you even fall asleep so easily? I'm tired often but I can't fall asleep that easily.
Do it, you'll probably do all the ones he's mad by the time he starts on more.
>>701828554
Hello there, how are you?
>>701829118
Ay
>>701829641
I wonder if they will mention anything about gay rape?
Probably not. Or just say that "be sure he is in to it before hand"
>>701830108
only the finest of soups
Do you have any fun plans for the day?
>>701829934
OK I got it,sorry for my awkward English
So you mean that the software can identify me as the person who showed up at about 3 o'clock of last night,for example?
>>701830181
Oh hi Fran, I'm okay. Just thought I'd come into the thread. How are you?
>>701830222
What type of soup?~ Not really, I don't do much that often. Probably play some OW, and stuff. You?
>>701830524
I think I might get some rest in! I kinda forgot to sleep last night
Maybe aside from that Ill listen to some music and play no mans sky until my best friend gets off work
Always fun to hang out with him
>>701830320
If you had it on at 3 0'clock last night with the same tripcode then yes.
Essentially its to show it is the same person who is posting.
Where are you from?
Well, got to go now
>>701830524
I'm good. I have to do an anti-rape seminar, which is kinda dumb
>>701830108
I'm similar with beds. Throw me on a bed, and it'll take me 4-6 hours of doing NOTHING to fall asleep, unless I'm practically passing out as I walk. Put me on a couch, and I can be asleep within 30 minutes.
I'll have to ask him for all of them, and I'll just do them in one big batch.
>>701830785
jap
In fact the instance I referred to is myself,who claimed mokkan,tomoka minato as well as today.
I complain of my sleepiness then,lol
>>701830702
You forgot to sleep? Oh my. You're playing No mans sky? That game wasn't very good. But sounds pretty good otherwise!
>>701830791
That doesn't sound fun. Bye then I guess!
>>701830932
Wow, that's so odd. So if I want you to sleep, I'll put you on a couch. Got it
>>701829946
They're feeling better, got some eye drops in them sometime before i went to bes
>>701831218
I'm a pretty easy pleaser For me just listening to the media player flying through space in such a beautiful world is enough the planets are also pretty nice although alot of features i would hope would be there are missing and the graphics are kinda blegh sometimes
>>701831218
It's gotta be a clean couch though. I find I can't do it if it seems all dirty and such.
>I grew up sleeping on couches, so I probably just feel more at home on them.
>Also probably why I have a futon, but I NEVER fold it down, and sleep on it in couch mode.
>>701831265
That's good, let's hope they don't hurt again today.
im triggered
>>701831145
ohh nice
so it must be pretty late for you now huh?
most of your images you have posted are really small
you should try saving the full sized images
>>701831542
By what?
Ject Shot time Baby!
FOR CAPTAIN WAKA!
>>701831665
by the fact that no one chose shimakaze
>>701831835
he's a very cute waifu
>>701831835
shimakaze a shit
>>701831835
Not many want their waifu to dress like a total slut. Ships are terrible waifus to begin with anyway.
>>701831910
You seem experienced with his fanart.
>>701831611
yeah now about 1 o'clock
I'd like to post much clearer pics,but I've reached the limit of LTE so till the day after tomorrow(maybe so in the west,right?),september 1st I cannot download good pics from google.
That's full of fuck.
>>701831910
who ins't in love with thiss
Lurker here
Claiming kotori
>>701831500
Hopefully they don't
Have to do things today with family
>>701832033
I just have a thing for shimakaze, but if she is claimed then I'd rather go with airi
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>701832412
Now that's a waifu right there
Turns out metroid prime is really fun, been playing it nonstop for quite a few hours
How's everyone doing?
>>701832098
Yeah would be day after tomorrow here
You have a data limit? that sucks
>>701832107
Me
too lewd
>>701832329
Ah, gunna be quite busy?
>I'ma be out most the day once my mom decides she wants to go.
>>701832465
Ayyyyy, it's a Smugs.
>>701832107
She's attractive, but your waifu wears the skimpiest of clothing, and that's no good.
>>701832412
Best female.
>>701832412
Are you stupid?
>>701832520
I'm in bed and am at a loss thinking whether to take a shower.
>>701832576
Ayyye its a plushie!
>>701832577
>but your waifu wears the skimpiest of clothing
>skin tight suit with a red line circling nipple
>>701832412
What anime is she from? I haven't kept up for 3 or 4 years.
>>701832665
Take a shower onii-chan
>>701832412
Wait a second, back up, did you just commit heresy within ten minutes of the thread, with no particular reason besides people insulting your waifu?
>>701832716
Read the manga.
Sorry for the slow replies
>>701831472
I'd get bored if I played it probably. It becomes repetitive and so on. It could of been better really
>>701831500
Oh my, a futon? That's pretty cool. But oh my I see, I'd like a clean couch too if I wanted to sleep on one~
>>701832759
its Boku Dake ga Inai Machi (ERASED) one of my personal favorites
Hello everyone.
>>701832676
What's good today mang?
>>701832843
People often wonder how i can sleep on it at all. It doesn't have much cushion, or space.
>I'm one whose sleep criteria are odd in every way it seems.
>>701832665
If you stink, do it
If you don't, just lay in bed
>>701832796
Whyyyy
That was to much feels for me
>>701832927
cringed hard
>>701832576
Yeah. I'm gonna go to the state fair today. Not gonna go on rides because we don't have enough for that, but we'll look at all the exhibits and stuff they have deeper into it
>>701833016
Oops. Besides feels, how are you today?
>>701832939
Hello slutty loli boat thing
>>701832843
True
it is super
duper grindy
That is very understandable
>>701832927
The town where I was cucked
![Syndra [241].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FbykeLM.jpg "Syndra [241].jpg")
>>701832939
Good morning
>>701832577
Old-fashioned chastity I think you have!
You should accept her,unless she is real stupid bitch.
She has true chastity or loyalty to Admirals
>>701827903
Isn't that Togame?
If i'm not mistaken, i believe that's what he was using the first day he was here.
>>701833191
What. I haven't played KanColle, all I know is she dresses like a whore.
Your waifus dont exist
>>701833088
>I'm not ready
That's something I'll never forget
I'm fine thanks, how are you doing today?
>>701833298
It's a pasta.
>>701833438
Its just a thread.
>>701832992
It does seem odd oh my. I've never really seen someone who prefers a couch to a bed
>>701833114
Yeah. It's also kinda boring after a while. You repair your ship, fly to a planet. Collect stuff, fly to another planet. Collect stuff. It just wasn't that great. I wasn't really interested in it from the start though
>>701833090
"boat thing" hmm... I'm intrigued, but hello.
>>701833136
Hello mater, what's up?
>>701833438
Oh. Hadn't seen that one before.
>I think.
Someone else was wanting to claim Homura earlier.
>>701833526
It's a general.
>>701833366
Still dealing with a cold, but it seems to be going away. Other than that, I'm good. Woke up this morning pretty groggy and mom offers to call me into school, and I forgot the reason, then fell back asleep, but yea, no school today. So that's a thing.
>>701833526
>>701833314
I know u love that shit mang
>>701833308
Ah…yeah she looks so I have to acknowledge.
But I recommend you should read douzin or SS about her and study her.
It will make you recover from the prejudice
>>701833050
Sounds like fun. Take some pictures if ya see something neat!
>>701833602
I mean, it's got its advantages! It takes up far less space than a bed, which leaves my room open for other things!
>>701833717
Dongpasu!
>>701833622
>>701833641
It's just a chinese cartoon character
>>701833617
I saw it, seems like he got pretty shot down for knowing I exist.
>>701833717
Hello lovely.
>>701833721
Okay.
![Syndra [181].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P5bc56Q.jpg "Syndra [181].jpg")
>>701833617
>mater
Listening to music and waiting for my fallout mods to update. Slept well?
>>701833759
I will, I'll be right back I'm gonna go take a shower
>>701833759
I'd dong it
How are you this morning?
>>701834003
Hello qt
What's going on with you today?
>>701833759
True, that's a fair point. It can also count as a chair, unlike a bed which isn't as comfortable to sit on~
>>701834279
see >>701833641
How about you?
I as well take a shower see you a while
>>701833842
Eh. I wasn't particularly worried. They seemed fairly reasonable and was asking if it was ok.
>>701834072
Should i not call you that?
Nothing quite yet. Being slow to wake up like usual.
Are you going to play the new fallout expansion?
>>701834365
byeo byeo
>>701834520
>>701834279
You'd dong everything!
I'm pretty good. Sitting here blasting eurobeat, and my mood is top tier for whatever reason! How about you?
>>701834336
Plus, when friends come over, they can sit on it en masse and not feel the need to lay backwards for comfort!
>Movie nights are also easy because of it
>>701834520
>
>>701834520
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>>701834579
Nope, just you. And that's stellar man. I'm having an okay but hella busy day at work. Just standard day but at least I don't have class tonight.
>>701834364
Ah, I'm sorry you've got a cold. I hate being sick. Hope you feel better soon, just take it easy. And see above for how I am.
![Syndra [79].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RaBRmtc.jpg "Syndra [79].jpg")
>>701834520
Kyouko.
>>701834547
Please dont.
Yes, but i still need to level up my character, my first save got corrupted and that was even without mods.
>>701833438
>>701833298
I have been reduced to a meme
>>701834896
Oh fine. I'll refrain from calling you master.
>Most the time.
>>701834520
Ruga-chan.
>>701834547
Whatever, I'd be completely neutral toward him, I would even be happy if he had found me some neat pics.
>>701835015
A cancerous meme.
>>701835015
I still want to hug the Togame anon
>>701834579
Oh my that sounds nice, a lot better really. Movies nights are cool. It's been a while since I did one with actual people. I usually just watch stuff online with people.
>>701834579
>>701834894
>>701834567
Gentlemen.
>>701834896
White hair.
>>701835174
HomuHomu.
![Syndra [218].png](https://i.imgur.com/t0NeJxZ.png "Syndra [218].png")
>>701835158
You can call me master, just not mater.
>>701834547
Hi.
>>701834894
Yep. Just been taking some Alka-Seltzer and keeping up on drinking however many gallons of water a day I usually do.
>>701835275
SS Kyouko.
>>701834894
Why just me?!
Busy as in... rubber chair caps kind of busy?
>>701835226
I haven't done it in years. I think once this place is a bit more cleaned up, I'll use the old big screen for movie nights. Or maybe just use the projector that's here...
>>701835275
How's it going Kokoko?
Looked for claim, didn't find one.
She's mine
>>701835711
BIRB!
>>701835808
not birb
>>701835288
asdfjkl;
I'm going to blame that on being tired.
Fine fine. Master is fine then?
>>701835477
Hello Shiro.
>>701835174
I see i see. I didn't know how you'd like it, so i more or less said to just wait and meet you. If they come around again, i'll let them know though.
>>701835659
Good, aside the sandwich I ate at midday still floating in my stomach.
Feels like I'm gonna throw it up any second.
>>701835629
Good SS.
>>701835808
DO NOT EAT
>>701835711
There is one but he's not around much
>>701835659
>rubber caps
T R I G G E R E D
And because qt status
Also no, just got a lot of lanes and not a lot of people
>>701835477
Good. That'll help. Make sure to get some good rest. Playing any games or anything today?
![Syndra [223].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6YKG5nt.jpg "Syndra [223].jpg")
>>701835275
Red Hair
>>701835911
Yes, that should be fine.
>>701835629
Did you get I-26?
>>701835911
How are you on this beautiful day?
>>701836076
Not really, maybe some Poker and watching YouTube. No promises on the rest though, sorry lovely, gotta keep up on my running.
I LOVE TRAINS
>>701835659
You have a projector? Oh my that's a weird thing to have, but cool. You should do it though~ clean it up
>>701835911
I need to admit that it's always a little annoying, specially the risk of getting confused. But I have my trip, filenames and speech methods.
>>701835972
I would give it my ring, any more quality SS Kyouko pics?
>>701836119
No. I wasn't really prepared for the event and gave up on the game again. I opened it today though.
>>701836367
You love trans?
>>701836471
Chilling with Gorillaz and Sprite
Wtf, I hate Gorillaz now.
>>701835855
All Kotoris are birbs. This is simply Birb 3.0... or is it 4.0?
>>701835972
Oh my, was it a bad sandwich?
>>701836041
BUT BIRB!
>>701836076
What about the other thing, the boxes?
Not cute!
If only you were talking about the freeway....
>>701836407
It was my brothers before he went to jail. I'm rather good at rigging things, so I could easily make the thing work.
>The thing with cleaning it up is, a lot of the stuff isn't mine, so it'd be rearranging it somehow for the most part.
>>701836629
Nice sample. Why are you listening to Gorillaz instead of the new genre mashers that surpassed them?
>>701836781
Meme thief.
>>701836903
Oh god not that fucking genre mash thing.
>>701836119
Good.
I was probably going to keep calling you Master anyways.
Now for the really tough question, should i be capitalizing master. Master. Hmm... It feels like a proper noun, but it's more like a title. I don't know.
>>701836211
I'm ok. Still a little sleep/lazy. How about you?
>>701836471
Yeah, that's how i feel about it too.
Though i'd probably be a little more aggressive than you implied you'd be.
>>701836471
Bikini SS? :^)
>>701836860
It was good, but my stomach finds it hard to digest a lot of stuff from fast foods, that's why I barely eat anything from them.
>>701836903
Is from mu
>>701836860
Back senpai
Just gonna shave really quick
