Cringe thread
I've got some oc cringe to start this thread.
>Be me at uni going to gaming society because I've got nothing better to do with my Friday night
>Basically a bunch of fa/tg/Uys getting together to play games.
>Be playing with this one dude who seems pretty autistic
>Don't judge because I browse 4chan
>Suddenly a girl appears and plays with us
>Solid 8/10, sorry keeps creepily hitting on her
>She likes the attention and let's slip that she cosplayed pic related.
>Sorry loses it and pesters her to see pictures.
>She is getting visibly more creeped out but finally shows us both
>She shoots up to 10/10
>Sorry says word for word "wow, I'm going to have to take this to the bathroom"
>Proceeds to laugh a little while both me and girl state in shock.
>Girl leaves and never comes back.
The guy might have genuinely had autism, but he was fun to play with sometimes
>>701824516
>>701824516
>>701824668
Oh look its tuna chang
>>701824993
This guy may have a fedora up his ass but I actually like his writing style. Not the contents of the post but how he forms sentences and structures post
>>701825175
*tuna melt chan
>>701825677
holy shit dude, wtf, we have a winrar right here
>>701825677
WHAT IS CRINGE HERE? YOU FAGGOTS KEEP POSTING THIS PIC EVERY THREAD
does anyone have the caps from the roachchan post?
>cute asian girls traps roaches, puts them on foil burns them.. sits with them next to her pussy
>>701825677
checked
>>701825993
I got caps from when your dad plowed my ass last night you fag.
>>701824668
would
>>701825953
Lurk more
>>701826108
please post them
>>701825356
lmao
>>701825830
So, the kid went online, bought computer parts and assembled it? Wtf is so special about that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koAvZ602WB0
>>701824993
How can people think like this when asians are like>>701825993
>>701826955
Niggers usually can't into tech
>>701825356
Alpha as fuck.
>>701827071
Asian females are superior. Are your brains made out of osmium or something?
>>701825504
How is this cringe? As somebody with social anxiety I sure as hell couldn't do that shit.
>>701825953
git gud
>>701827516
Now you're the cringe
>>701825677
The cringe is real
>>701824516
Wait a minute, this sounds eerily similar to something that happened at my uni's gaming society, which uni?
>>701827408
They sure are m80
>>701825953
new fag
>>701824516
I want to pump her pussy while slapping her thighs like jungle drums
>>701828049
Fucking what?
>>701826955
i think the story is more about how he earned 600 dollars to build the computer, and his motivation for doing so.
>>701828800
checked myself
>>701825324
yeah maybe if he wrote a book or something instead of this retarded shit. Has a way with words, the cringe is in the context.
>>701828632
Still whizzkid seems farfetched for something almost any pc gamer does.
>>701828049
She does look like a fucking Uma
>>701825830
kek
>>701825504
Yeah this isn't cringey.
At least the guy is trying to self improve
>>701827887
Bgsu
>>701831614
White people fuck white people?
>>701829157
Damn..
>>701831710
well when you get caught in it's gravitational pull you're definitely fucked
>>701825356
>Degenerate
Typical /pol/ shit poster
>>701831984
this.
this triggers me.
>>701831908
how long can you stare at its face without losing?
my current record: 11 hours 41 minutes
>>701825504
Good on him. I deem this not cringe but the op of this post a faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paQhkCodc78
^ my favorite hardmore, only try if you're one of the salty, experienced connoisseurs of cringe out there
>>701831735
I could have gone another month without seeing this picture. Now it's burned in my retinas again.
>>701825523
is he having a stroke?
>>701832160
No. You stared that only 11 seconds. Time is relative dude.
>>701825504
Good on him, getting out of his comfort zone and trying to fix his issues.
>>701828049
dude looks like mads, i bet he gets slays pussy
>>701832375
Damnshit..
>>701831846
that physically hurts
>>701832742
i warned you m80
>>701832000
>>701832111
gross and check'ed
>>701832051
triggered
>>701825356
Dun dun dun dun dun da Inspector Faggot
>>701833352
reminds me of picture related b/c of jinco
>>701828867
On today's episode of Pinky and The Brain
Brain attempts to turn himself into a feminine pad so he can finally get close to a vagina
and rule the world
>>701833119
thanks for the check anon, its good that my work hasn't gone to waste
>>701824668
Would
>>701833867
gif is buffering for me, wont go up past 58
>>701825953
No body here knows anymore
For years, newfags like you have asked the same question and people will tell to "lurk more" despite never seeing an answer
That's because people like you will never see one and instead just tell other newfags to lurk more
It's a lost tale
>>701825324
>Using excessive amount of big words to sound smart
>good writing
Yeah, no. That shit might work for high school essays but in everyday life it just sounds retarded.
>>701825307
What's up with all losers wearing poorly fitting blue jeans?
>>701831684 if i knew the kid that wrote that, if he's not getting bullied he would be after that.
>>701832000
>fat and proud
How? Why???
>>701831984
some one beat this dumbass.
>>701832355
>Good on him. I deem this not cringe but the op of this post a faggot.
>I deem this not cringe but the op of this post a faggot.
>not cringe but the op of this post a faggot.
>the op of this post a faggot.
> the op of this post...
The op of this post is a faggot, too.
To all those who complain about the fat fucks an their "body positivism"
>>701832000
>trips checked
It's trigglypuff!!!
>>701832160
6 seconds
Fuck i would punch that face so hard
>>701834732
Well shit.
>>701831770
dafuk is this shit?
>>701834517
It cracks me up when people self diagnose and for some reason by saying they have any of those things, it makes them feel special. Fucking retarded.
>>701832000
Yaar! Man the harpoons! Need more oil for my lamps.
>>701834267
losers are poorfags, brah
>>701828049
>>701834305
well you are terrifying!
ok what is a CIS man?
>>701834517
>bunself
if you eat over 9000 buns, you become the bun.
>>701831984
I want to smack that fucking smile off his fat fucking face.
>>701825324
It's just a bunch of meaningless purple prose.
>>701831984
What the fuuuuck is an "agekin". Isn't that just basically old?
>>701832530
Hannibal cannibal whenever I see that guy. Great actor, though
>>701831684
This isn't a rage thread, anon
>>701836239
kind of like wolf-kin
>>701834008
>people like us
FTFY
>>701836470
>>701835317
Especially depression. Shit fucking sucks and I'm not looking forward to explaining to my folks that even though they care about me that I still wamted to kill myself. Fuck all these special snowflake fucks.
>>701836623
Yep, lost
>>701836649
The people that blab about having self-diagnosed depression are the ones that don't fucking have it. If you actually do suffer from that shit you do NOT talk about it because people look at you like you're crazy and it's impossible to explain anyway. I feel you.
>>701825677
Who the fk is this?
>>701836904
My son
>>701825487
>windows phone
>>701836904
My gf
>>701825523
Actually sort of impressive
>>701837017
>phone
You meant "windows cancer"
>>701836812
Yeah I told my folks the bare minimum and dodged questions from my sister. The only people i could confide in fully were people that went through the exact same shit. Still good friends with them.
>>701836649
>>701836812
I have bad anxiety. Took paxil for while in my early 20s but I manage it on my own now. I don't go running around telling people I have panic attack as a grown 37 y/o man.... these fucking kids man...
>>701836904
My grandpa
>>701825830
>Whizzkid
>zz
One z Britain why do you always have to be so extra
>>701836904
My sex buddy
>>701825356
Gotta love that alt right
>>701836904
My affiliate
>>701836904
My pet
>>701836904
My lesbian tranny boyfriend, who is also my father
>>701837248
This is the only thing I see in this picture. That girl's face just screams sex.
I'm not a native english speaker and have questions. What the fuck is "cis" meaning? Why all retarded feminists hate "cis"?
>>701837215
I think they do it cause they want attention or because they feel like people give a shit.
>>701836904
My lucid dick just gotten out of a clean polite trap
>>701836904
My table on the desert
>>701837215
If I start experiencing anything like that I talk to one of the like two friends I trust to help me work through it. Whenever I meet someone and 10 minutes into the conversation they're going on about having panic attacks or suicidal thoughts I pretend they no longer exist.
>>701836904
My lucrative son / prostitute
>>701827636
how old are you?
>>701836904
He is someone
My someone
>>701825356
>i will piss in your ear
what
>>701828190
Sauce plz
>>701836623
>>701828190
Is this "you diamond you lose" thread? Because i just lost...
>>701837499
You know what also helps? I was ASMR videos on Youtube with my headphones on. You may not get the sensations like I, and many people do, but the sounds and voices are still super calming. Just watch some Fair Char videos.
>>701837601
you've gotta be fucking kidding me.
>>701832000
Seems fine to me
>>701837929
I might have to try that. Having varied backup plans is always good because sometimes the usual distractions just don't work. The brain can be a cuntly little faggot.
>>701836623
My Chemical Romance AND Greenday = REAL METAL
LOST SO HARD
>>701825356
>I will kill you and shit on your dad body
>>701832111
Seems fine. Not cringe
>>701836623
Funny how most artists of the upper bands look like gay porn actors
>>701837971
kek
>>701833352
Alpha, he would probably start some shooting
>>701838012
>implying mcr and green day aren't real metal
Hey
>>701837971
I'd actually put my dick in the one in white.
But I haven't been laid in a year. So consider the source and all that.
>>701838001
Yeah, it can. I spelled her name wrong. It's Fairy Char ASMR
>>701825830
I built my first computer when I was 6. This is not impressive, the impressive thing is that a black person didn't just steal the parts.
Truly news worthy. Sad to say I have the same case as this faggot. Means I have to change it now.
>>701838080
No. Not at all desu.
>>701831984
Wtf Pycelle? lol
>>701837444
May you always be truthful, trips.
>>701824668
Still asking for it
>>701837411
It is the opposite of the term transgender. There are two versions of the term: cis male for "male assigned male at birth" or cis female for "female assigned female at birth". Further derivations analogously include "cis man" and "cis woman", as well as cissexism (or "cissexual assumption" or "cisnormativity")
stupid shit tho..
>>701837215
>paxil
How'd you get off it? Cold turkey or weening?
I need to stop taking it because I can't get the meds anymore due to insurance, but the withdrawals are fucking insane
>>701832051
Kid did good, terrible teacher. The test shouldn't lie to you.
>>701825830
was defo a slow news day
>>701825504
The only thing cringy about this is that he has to tell his while arrangement of Facebook friends about how good he did. The action itself wasn't bad, but taking to his FB wall immediately afterward to be showered with praise is pretty awful. Not sure if actual cringe tho. Probably more attention whore-ish.
>>701836623
>>>701836470
So who made you the judge in these things?
>>701825307
>I studied the blade
gets shot on day one.
>>701837601
faggotry
>>701834267
Mommy bought them.
>>701838435
I had to ween my self off it. It was fucking hard though. Just the fact that I got withdraws from a e medication was proof enough for me that I didn't want to be on it anymore. Scared me.
I hated taking it. It got rid of all my emotions and I couldn't get off to save my life. It took like 20 minutes just to try and get a nut off.... fucking awful.
>>701831684
>emos need more respect
My sides
>>701832111
>Google reverse image search
You're welcome
>>701825356
He's not wrong tho.
>>701837248
unoeme
>>701825504
Seems like that nerd made an effort to better himself and succeeded. Good for him
>>701831908
>>701834008
Lol newfag
>>701838423
>>701824516
/b/sissyGayShit
literally cringe shit flooding /b/
>>701839099
>>701838183
>implying mcr and green day are music
kek
>>701832153
>Le Dark Memer
>>701825523
>>701837282
>implying alt-right exists and is not jew media bait
>>701836549
Lost
>>701839141
In fact she's not you dumbshit.
>>701836649
this. Number one rule, you don't talk about having depression
>>701837601
Makes sense if the presentation is "Why I'm a raging faggot"
>>701832153
went to school with a guy that looks exactly like this he/she in the face.
>>701834732
I see his point but they won't accept buying two plane tickets. They'll complain until the government steps in. They'll do the same for all the other things he mentioned. Also, 34 years is more than enough time to have several children who won't stand a chance of developing healthy eating habits. Obesity will keep getting worse. We have a duty to hate them.
>>701824516
>Be me at uni going to gaming society
Cringed
>>701832375
>history written by white hetero men.
maybe because they're the ones that did the significant events worth mentioning? just maybe
>>701839422
Only if she said: "Can you rape me please?"
>>701839539
Depression Club
>>701839636
lost hard
>>701839636
WUT
Logic 101
>>701825953
Found a newfag : ^ )
>>701836623
>Death
>Pantera
>"gay porn metal"
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>701831770
This is something that irban outfitters would carry
>>701840031
My Chemical Romance > Pantera
>>701836623
>>701836623
>>701836623
True Satanic Black Metal are bands such as Darkthrone, Aryan Satankampf, Graveland, the Gestapo 666, Satanic Warmaster, Beherit and Impaled Nazarene. You can listen to Metallica if you want, but you do not understand anything about the real Hitleric Nazi Black Metal. You are just a poser and you can fuck off the whole scene. Black Metal is real music, not intended for animals like you, but the real Satanic Misanthropists who do not care about people like you dampers.
Black Metal is music for the elite and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Satanism. You ridiculous little kids. Our worldview is based on Wotanic Hitlerism, on a personal level satanic individualism, collective level Hitleric Fascism. Without an understanding of the theoretical occultism, it is useless to dream of understanding the Wotanic worldview. None of you can understand Wotanism, for you are all intellectually earthworms. You can not reach the elite level of Satanism, so why even you dream about it. Satanism and Black Metal are the elite. For real misanthropists.
>>701839636
>it's her body, she can do what she wants
>now give her your body because you have no choice.
fat bitches man...
My father claims that people commenting ISIS are stupid and brainwashed by jewish americans propaganda in TV, although we're from Europe. He really admires USA for everything.
>>701836649
i had a really bad mdma comedown from doing 1.5g mdma over 3 days. depression is fucking horrid i couldnt live like that its too deep. all i could think about was killing myself. so glad i recovered in only a few days but holy shit its not a diagnosis that should be thrown around or taken lightly
>>701831798
Don't lay down on the floor when people are walking, you fuckin' lard.
>>701837359
Internet's always been weird, it's just spread into meatspace over the last fifteen years or so.
> alt.* groups and BBS screeds come to mind
>>701831798
0 fucks given
>>701840330
What the flying assfuck are you talking about newfag
>>701831798
He probably uses 4Chan.
>>701840031
WEW cringe metalfag here.
>>701825487
mom's hot
>>701840387
I think everyone sound take mdma once so that they get to feel that come down depression. That's exactly what it's like when it hits on any given day. That's why I see these little snowflakes talking about their "depression" I was to smack them in the face. They're basically shitting on every person that legitimately has it. and it's nothing to take lightly.
>>701840330
> implying understanding of the theoretical occultism
KEK
>>701831684
I was bullied in school, I punched the bullies, problem sorted.
>>701840330
>>701840539
>>701825523
roanoa zoro
>>701840584
>>701836623
>Triggered
>>701840330
>>701831701
>Paid 350$ for four hours
The fuck? Just add another couple hundred and you could get an entire night at an escort's apartment, for all the cuddling and sex you want.
>>701840584
2
>>701840539
A fucking garden gnome.
>>701840330
trolls feeding trolls
that´s a no no, kid.
>>701836623
To be fair, kiss and danzig are in fact gay porn metal. Pestilence , slayer , venom and all the rest is good shit though.
>>701825523
lost
>>701832000
Nice trips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBqy-qkzQYw
>>701839363
enhance
>>701837017
a what now?
>>701837248
My teacher in Primary school once wore a shirt with an owl on it to school.
The eyes fit perfectly over her tits, and somehow, some fucking how, she managed to get the pupil on the owl's eye on her shirt, to line up with her nipple...
>Inb4 "You made it up, Anon" Family and friends also witnessed.
>>701833059
It is hard to believe cunts like this really exist
>>701841999
>>701832111
>>701832000
dang i got trips thrice, nice
>>701837430
>we don't know why our computer stopped working all of a sudden
>>701840330
NSBM is christian rock tier lame. You fucking nazis steal evertthing. Come up with your own shit for once bunch plagiarising everything.
Also actual black metal would be
>Mayhem
>Dissection
>Venom
And people like you who take things like black metal and satanism this seriously are more üntermensch than any other poser including pop punk faggots.
>>701842117
No way, anon, hahaha that's fucking crazy. You should greentext more of the story, I'm fascinated. Did she ever notice?? xD
>>701842512
>Bunch of faggots plagiarising everything*
>>701840330
>>701840539
>>701840808
>>701840811
>>701841186
>>701841543
>>701842512
Nice pasta
>>701841070
who the fuck is that bitch?
>>701836549
I like Lenny, more people should be like Lennny
>>701841275
kek
>>701837971
>i just shat my pants lifting this big ass sword
>>701836470
OFF?
>>701837430
bruh
>>701824993
>NIGGA....
>>701836623
the resolution is kinda low so i can't tell for sure but looks like you left Rammsteing off the gay porn metal part, just an oversight I'm sure
>>701841070
Is this bait or autism?
>>701842996
upvote
>>701824516
Calling bullshit, that is Enji Night, not some cunt from your Uni.
>>701824668
Are there more pics?
>>701838435
>heavy duty, the rhino
Sides are in orbit
>>701828049
whats she doing dating dr. evil
>>701843076
>>701841070
Did we bombard this sow with fuckery?
>not the kind she wants
>>701843103
He meant the character, not the cosplayer. Dolt.
>>701831710
thank you for making my day
>>701841229
Judging from the sound of his self esteem, even the escort might turn him down
>>701843110
does video work for you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n2IZpV3-HE
(5:36 in)
>>701843262
newfag
>>701824516
https://youtu.be/ktwk-RE0PFk
>>701825953
Been here for years and I don't even get it.
I suppose I missed a day and missed out on the joke.
>>701843567
Yeah thank you man.
How much of a slut you can be if you are wearing this shit in public? I mean come on.
>>701840702
I haven't left my home in 4 months and was hospitalized for weeks, why would I brag about this to anyone? Fuck emo snowflakes
>>701834166
Haha ya. If you handed in a piece like that to my college teacher she would make you talk like that for the rest of the term or she would fail the paper. Fucking brutal to watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13uUR35CZkI
>>701839412
>britbongistan
>>701825830
>celebrating mediocrity
This world sucks.
>>701825523
its fuckin zorro. i love it
>>701844085
but if your dog fixed your alternator, that would be news worthy right?
>>701843659
>>701834824
Well, she is right
>>701844173
I am sure if a dog that can do this (if the problem he solves is complex enough, not just pressing a button) its definitely news worthy, because its extraordinary and positive.
Im including "positive", because only fucks like us celebrate things the normal mind sees as negative (for example 911, niggers getting killed etc.)
>>701844524
Kill it, please.
>>701831984
this upset me
>>701831984
"Agekin"
How fucking stupid are these people? Wolfkin and all that shit is one thing, you can pretend to be a wolf, but how the fuck do you pretend to be an abstract concept like age?
Also, fucking Pycelle? hes a faggot
>>701844834
he's kinda a pimp.. he fucks all the hot whores and then kicks em the fuck out in the mornin
>>701831632
this one hurt
>>701844024
I'm sorry you're going through that. I can't imagine having that bad. Are you agoraphobic? It sounds like it.
>>701841070
triggered so fucking hard
>>701829157
>>701828800
>>701825523
>>701825487
>>701825307
>>701824668
Thats a whole place on earth wasted
>>701838768
Holy jeezus, I think my neighbors heard me laughing.
