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CONTINUING Civilization thread - Red team

Try and grow this civilization until thread is 404'd.

To trigger an event, First Anon to reply to my latest post must have dubs.
Multiple dubs will not happen at the same time.
(Try and be realistic)


>We left off with:

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 52
Leader: 1
Food: -2
Wood: 300
Stone: 1240
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
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bump
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Platformania thread take over!

Post your levels
http://www.platformania.com/5787b953dca10/
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All villagers become also millicains, -100 ion for weappns
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>>701821696

Rick and morty introduce mr meeseeks box, all menial tasks are effortless for villagers
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Make another farm
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>>701821696
Make more farms, including animal farms and fish boats to afford more citizens.
That's how you start those rts games anyway.
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Start training warboars
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>>701821696
Bitler puts everyone to the sword who doesn't want to become soldiers
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>>701821696
I say church of scientology is built on other side of river. half the population joins church. New village made.

- 100 wood and stone for church
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Discover the Macguffin while farming
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>>701821696
Build anvil, armory or something and start making some hammers, spears, axes and stuff, cuz' for now every villager make everything by bare hands
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>>701821696

Rick and morty introduce portal gun technology, all travel is effortless
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>>701821696
Build Church of Scientology
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>>701821980
Reroll
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>>701821696
Think we are working on getting some weed production going.
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>>701821696
Village gold/silver: 88.50
A big trading caravan stops near the village, the man in charge of the caravan expects to find precious stones for purchase
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>>701821979

Church of Rick and morty is made on other side of river 3/4 of population goes, New village
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>>701821942
I'm all for this. Rerolling for anon
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>>701821696
Build weed farm
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>>701821696
Neighboring tribe comes in and rapes & pillages, burning the farm and all the buildings, raping the women and killing the majority of the men. The remaining villagers are severely injured
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>>701822084
Reroll
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Discover Macguffin while building second farm
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Meteor strikes and kills everyone and everything. End of thread.
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Bulid the Weed farm
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>>701821696
Cross the bridge and invade other village, then start a human breeding farm with the survivors
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>>701821696
MAke this a spiderman thread
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>>701822128
Reroll
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>>701821893

Reroll
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>>701822084
Reroll one more time
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>>701822156
Reroll
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get some soldiers and a blacksmith
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>>701822204
Reroll
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>>701822288
do rerolls count?
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>>701821893

Rerollllll
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>>701822001
I was so fucking close. Damnit
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>>701821696
Build a wall. Build the greatest wall mankind has ever seen.
-1000 stone
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>>701821696
Rape become prevalent throughout the society.
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>>701822288
Thank Allah we finally have a winrar
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>>701822336
/B/, focus
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>>701822333
Winrar?
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>>701822369

I agree. Keep the mexicants off.
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>>701822288
Caravan stops by.
>We don't have any precious stones
Caravan leaves.
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 52
Leader: 1
Food: 48
Wood: 300
Stone: 1240
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
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>>701821696
Hentai is introduced
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>>701822333
As I rememberd rerolls don't count
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>>701822444

Rick and morty, portal gun technology
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OP kills himself and thread dies naturally.
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>>701822477

Checked and wasted
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>>701822333
Thread's over faggots. Trips say so.
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>>701822444
build the greatest wall mankind has seen by spending all our available stone
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>>701822444
Villagers check those trips, then build two new farms, one for crops and one for livestock
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>>701822477
Nice trips, And yes, ReRolls don't count.
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>>701822477
You're a fucking retard op.
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>>701822444

Rick and morty, mr meeseeks box, all menial tasks are effortless
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Two new farms. Crops and livestock
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>>701822600
You don't say faggot
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>>701822600

Checked and wasted again
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>>701822444
You don't look happy little dude.

An exotic caravan full of psychotic whores pass by and when they see the farms they join the village colony for work and free sex
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>>701822156
But anon we have the 31 bikini warriors defending the village, with their distracting huge tits.
It's just ok if they lose the battle they'll just get raped and village gets more people.

Rolling for more farms and fishing.
How much food does the village consume per turn anyway?
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WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL
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Dubs and the thread ends.
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>>701822663
build it!
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>>701822444
Discover the MacGuffin while building a new farm
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>>701822656
Rolling to please OP
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>>701822699
Wasted dubs
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>>701822699
winnar
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Rick and morty crash into village killing idolf bitler, they become new leaders
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>>701822699

Isn't that technically a reroll?
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build a giant trump statue.
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Rick and Morty die, leaving no technology and having no lasting impact on the village
+2 food
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A wasted Pope materializes Infront of the mayor saying he'll do better
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>>701822807
Maybe? I didn't reply to my own post.
Build the wall anyway
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>>701822444
Rolling for cows and few more farms.
They can pull the farming tools to make farms more effective and their shit is good for fertizing.
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Seems like a wall is a good priority
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>>701821696
Build Church of Scientology
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Build a Coliseum
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>>701822944
>>701822944
>>701822944
>>701822944
dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs dubs
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>>701822750
Hurr durr fucking DIO comes in and takes over the village using The World. All women are now his sex slaves and all men are to be made into either food or Stand users
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>>701822944
There's a true winrar
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Agatha, the colony's pianist, starts to sell unique drugs she made while listening to her music being played by someone else
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>>701822944
the first legit dubs without reroll
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A guy named CushCush named the colony "eye queue"
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>>701822944
Church of Scientology is built!
>10 Villagers begin working there
>Farms produce 50 food

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
Food: -2
Wood: 300
Stone: 1240
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701823271
BUILD A WALL
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Colossal beings gather up on the river besides Jenny's house and start saying weird shit while throwing coins at her window
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>>701823271
build factory, work on trade to establish global economy
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>>701823271
Build the wall!
Get half the villagers mining stone and a quarter to build the damn thing. We need far more stone than a mere thousand
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>>701823271
I am still requesting blacksmithing or at least forage station. I know it it rerroll kinda but fuck you
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>>701823271

I guess we go pick apples. everybody stops and picks apples
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>>701823271
Now burn the church and ban all religion.

Also increase farming a lot.
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They name the village "Farmington"
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>>701823271
2 Villagers cross the bridge
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>>701823271
people want their wall, give it to them
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>>701823469
Dubs first
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>>701823379
Better yet, the church moves to the other side of river because religion riot. New village created
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A god named D. Comes and shares the cynical philosophy
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I want to know whats on the other side of the bridge
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>>701823271
>>701823498
Dubs for the wall anons. Give them their wall
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>>701823271
Get rid of scientology and pray for Isis instead to make farms grow more food.
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>>701823533
you just pissed off the church. winnar!
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>>701823271
Build a cross on the top of Church of Scientology
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BUILD THE GODDAMN WALL
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>>701823271
Forest fire wipes out half the trees.
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>>701823533

Winrar
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>>701823533
A god named D arrives, Teaches villagers about Cynical Philosophy.
>Villagers get pissed
>Nothing is done today

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 48
Wood: 300
Stone: 940
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701823650
Why would scientology church have a cross?

>>701823271
How much food do the villagers consume OP?

Also make 3 more farms with cows and breed more.
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>>701823853
Oh, I love you
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>>701823862
Villagers consume food when work is done, With Hitler in power, Each villagers consumes 2.5 food.
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>>701823853

Rick and morty crash into church of scientology killing church leader, church is renamed to church of Rick and morty
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>>701823853
Build the wall
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>>701823966
Now every trumpet is happy
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>>701823853
>>701823862
I shit you not but Churches of Scientology, they have crosses.

Now build me a weed farm for science!
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Build two godzilla sized wooden mechas and make them fight.
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>>701823853
OK. all the lazy villagers can get off their asses and chop up trees and mine the boulders scattered around.

+300 wood
+100 stone
Lose half the trees
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Build a school.
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They advance technologically to 1500 ac and start to use ships for trading while fishing for Salmon, which they use for trading too, it is a good Salmon, who wouldn't want to eat it(?)
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>>701823966
A huge fucking wall is built.
>Wall takes 600 stone
>Each villager (42) eats food from hard work
>105 food eaten
>Farm produces 50 food
>Everyone is a "bigot" now lmao

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: -7
Wood: 300
Stone: 340
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701823966
at least we now have protection.
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The villagers kill god
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>>701824327
Gods are immortal tho
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>>701824269
Mexicans behind the wall waiting for better days.
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>>701824269

Rick and morty crash into village killing idolf bitler, they become new leaders
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>>701824269
Build a school
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>>701824269
Expand wall to cover the quarry and build a few watchtower which some solders can be stationed at to keep watch for possible threats
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>>701824327
I see you're becoming cynical, his teachings are going wonderfully
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>>701824377
Winrar
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>>701824269
are we gonna go pick apples?

+20 food per villager
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>>701824377
^ That beat this \/
>>701824411
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>>701824377
A user on a website rolls for this post, the villagers learn about it and feel uneasy about it
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>>701824538
sucks. Oh well
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>>701824269
Windmill of happiness brings goddess of happiness ending scientology and rasing morale.
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>>701824566
Doublerar
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>>701824377
Group of wild Mexicans stare at the wall, Nothing happens.
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 43
Wood: 300
Stone: 340
Iron: 200
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701824269
some wood and stone are used to improve the farm ,wheat fields are added.
nigger refugees are coming due to a war ....
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>>701824718
Expand wall to cover the quarry and a bit of the forest. Build watchtowers and station some solders in it to keep watch for possible threats
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>>701824718
Madonna materializes and start screaming about how she isn't young anymore
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>>701824718
Villagers throw rocks at the mexicans to kill them, next to eat them.
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>>701824718
Train some of the mexicans to be fisherman, build a fishing dock.
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Scientists invent firearms, 10 villagers get trained to use them.
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>>701824718
Mexicans make tacos, Soliders steal tacos from mexicans

+100 food
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>>701824866
God damnit, that is nice
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>>701824866
now we can shoot Mexicans for food! good work scientists.
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Mexicans build a village with bigger farms and walls
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>>701824718
Expand the wall to the river and fit four new farms inside it.
Mexicans can leave.
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>>701824866
Nicely done
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>>701824718
nukes fall from the sky
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>>701824866
Scientests develop firearms technology.
>100 iron is used
>10 soldiers are armed and stationed at gates
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 93
Wood: 300
Stone: 340
Iron: 100
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701825027
That needs quads
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>>701825065
plox not game ender
Build instead a Monkey Lord from Supreme Commander
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>>701825057
From the soldiers, 5 of them are trained as scouts and will be sent out to explore if there are other settlements or resources
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They discover animal husbandry, they create a stable and catch 5 horses, losing a citizen in the process, others mourn Jenny
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>>701825057
expand wall to cover the quarry and build more houses from the stone gathered at the mine so the rapidly growing population got houses they can live in
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>>701825057

More children needed
Force breeding commencing.

Also 1 guy fapped to death
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>>701825057
Build as many farms inside the walls as you can afford and put those soldiers pregnant if they don't have anything else to do.
Might be good to build walled passage to the bridge for water and stuff.
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>>701825284

Rolling
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exapand the walls
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>>701825057
Church of scientology sends out missionaries to gather and convert more villagers
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>>701825177
I want this
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>>701825177
A fucking Monkeylord is built from Supreme Commander. (Look it up)
>ALL IRON AND WOOD IS USED
>Monkeylord is stationed as guard
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 143
Wood: 0
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701825057

Scout area for More resource and natives to enslave.

Building More farms and houses
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>>701825439
Expand wall to cover quarry.
Gather more wood and iron
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>>701825439

Put More Villagers on Iron and wood.

Use the 10 soldiers for scouting area's and enslaving natives.
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Chop down all the forest and enslave the mexicans. Also force breed all citizen
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>>701825439
Gather some mass from the trees nad stones and kill all of the mexicans
> +300 wood
> + 350 wood
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upgrade graphics
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>>701825439
Scientology inquisition happens, all nearby heretics killed
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>>701825439
Make more farms and put those cows to work on them to make it more effective.
Then everybody [spoiler]including the cows[/spoiler] can fuck with soldier bitches.
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>>701825439
Enslave Mexicans and heretics
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>>701825622
lol
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>>701825439
Scientists start automatizing process of gathering resources, villagers are converted into either soldiers or guards.

>mfw i want a military society
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>>701825439

The emperor comes from the skies to liberate his son from this planet.

Loose 1 villager and 10 soldiers. Wall destroyed. Gain 5000 Iron wood food and 10000 Villagers.
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Enslave mexicans, force them to chop wood.
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>>701825439
A muslim flies a plane into the church of scientology
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>>701825439
Send the monkey to eradicate those mexicans.
Build as many new farms as possible.
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>>701825850

Rolling
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>>701825870
Roll
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Wildfire burns 60% of surrounding forest
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>>701825439
Aliens come to visit, they advance their technology.
Do with that what you want OP
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Villagers hear news of Harambe's death, build commemorative statue out of mud.
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Chop down all the forest and enslave the mexicans. Also force breed all citizen to double population
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>>701825439
Primitive natives try to attack the gate, they fail miserably and are enslaved. Now they are forced to gather resources
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mexicants shit all over the wall and run away. Whole wall melts due to spicy extra sulfuric feces.
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Chop down all of the forest and enslave the mexicans. Also force breed all citizen to double population
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>>701825439
Build wall all the way to the river, like it should have been from the beginning and make tons of new farms to the river side.
This shit won't go anywhere if there isn't enough food.
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>>701826022
Winrar - Villagers scout surrounding area for resources and animals. Explore cave discovered under rock.
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>>701826022
Villagers gather mud and build Harambe statue.
>Each villager (42) eats 2.5 food for hard work
>105 food is eaten
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 88
Wood: 0
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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Scientists invent vaping. 25% of population become faggots.
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Mexicants get murdered, half get enslaved. More farms get made.
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>>701825622
>tfw a 12 year old meme gets answer instead of you
why even online people reject me so much
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>>701826282
Scientists make gathering resources automatic, villagers dont have to do that anymore.
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>>701826282
Enslave mexicans and begin hauling iron wood and stone.
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>>701826374
Sorry man, Can't do anything about the graphics being shitty. I can't draw for shit.
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Villagers stops fapping and start fucking like rabbits
>population *3
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>>701826282
everybody walks the dinosaur
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>>701826374
Because you're a faggot anon. And that's okay
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>>701826282

Build more farms
Breed more children
Soldiers scout area's

Huge pocket of Iron and gold foundation

God had a stroke and died. Reïncarnatde as a pig. Gain plus 1 piglet
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Scout across bridge, find another civilization that is the religion of pieces, islam.
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>>701826374
aww. We love you anon
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>>701826475

Rolling
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>>701826282
destroy bridge
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>>701826282
Send Monky Lord to kill mexicans and then absorb them for resources
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Inbreeding becomes normal, population doubles but 50% of births are retarded.
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>>701826282
Train 5 scouts and scout out the surrounding area for more settlements and resources
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>>701826282
What were those buildings at the center village again? And that cave at the south?

Make rest of the villagers to farm with the cow power and breed more workers and soldiers with big jugs.
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Forest gets chopped and turned into wood. +1000 wood.
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>>701826634
Prison, Church of Science and that cave is a quarry.
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>>701826282
blow up the entrance of the cave, destroy the bridge, develope mine technology, set mines all around the town, throw away map of where the mines are
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>>701826282
A spy is discovered in the village, torture him for information about where he's from and what it's like there.
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>>701826282
Passenger plane overhead splits in half.
Tail section of the plane is nowhere to be seen. 42 people survive and become villagers.
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>>701826644
Winrar
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>>701826644
Double dubs. Nice
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>>701826644
10 trees are cut down, Giving us 1000 wood.
>Each villager (42) eats 2.5 food for hard work.
>105 food is eaten
>Farm produces 50 food

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 33
Wood: 1000
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10
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>>701826644
>100 wood per tree
>52 trees in forest
>entire forest gets cut down
>mfw 1000 wood instead of 5200 wood

Which plebs did you get to cut this forest down?
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Space marines come and convert village to the Emperor. All other churches/sculptures are purged.
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>>701826907
Thank god OP has brain.

Now send out some mfin scouts son
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Mexicants commences guerrilla warfare. Murders 10% of the villagers, and takes all children for slaves. Steals all the food.
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>>701826907
destroy bridge
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>>701826907

With the wood wemake New farms

Also burn some heretics

-2villaggers
Plus some farms

Smoke signals attract the emperor. Hè purges our sins
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>>701826907
Crabpeople invade village, war is upon us. Find out where they live and colonize it if we should win.
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>>701826907
Expand wood wall or build next sector with farms only
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>>701827066

Fucktard
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>>701827066
Bridge is destroyed.
>Farm produces 50 food.

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 42
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 83
Wood: 1000
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 10
Scientists: 10

>mfw bridge was never used
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>>701827066
Oh for fucks sake you guys are still here?
>>
After public outcry about the bridge destruction they have no choice other than to rebuild it
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20000 sandnigger refugees are on the way
they will arrive after 20 posts, so better prepare
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>>701826907
Make five more farms, scout to the east and sent monkey to get rid of the mexicans that will teach random thieves not to come around here.
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>>701821696
Destroy everything
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>>701827237
Mexicunts attack us
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>>701827242
>>701827066

kek
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>>701827342
Yes a fresh restart
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>>701826907
sent 20 villagers fishing
the other 22 plant more crops
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>>701827342
roll
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Steal resources from Mexican camps, without being caught.

+150 wood
+300 stone
+200 iron
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>>701827266
Finally, we do battle.
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>>701827388
>>701827422
wao
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>>701827265
Is this shit even by OP?
If so then start digging around the walls and fill the ditches with water so niggers can't get over.
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>>701827474
it will happen twice
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>>701827237
Build hut on top of the map, where hunters will live and asign 5 villagers to this.

> +30 food
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Rick and morty transport into village and give scientists precious metals and advanced tech
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>>701827497
>>701827265
I've been trying to roll for a stronger military but all that's been accomplished is the firearms
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>>701827422
Can't rerolling faggot
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>>701827497
Also hang pig heads on sticks and cover wall with pig blood
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>>701827700
Winrars!!
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>>701827686
http://goatse.info/
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The village lacks a mental care hospital. A serial killer surfaces that goes by the moniker Abodeus, he kills 8 female villagers.
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Animals are found and tamed.
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>>701827266
Only 4 farms are built, 40 villagers are now farmers.
Monkey fucking wastes the Mexicans.
Scouts report nothing, They can't see over the river since bridge is out.
Farms now produce 250 food.
>Farms produce 250 food
>Farms costed 200 wood

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 2
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 333
Wood: 800
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 50
Scientists: 10
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>>701827794
>because nobody knows what goatse is
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>>701827265

50000 sandnigger refugees are on the way
they will arrive after 25 posts, so better prepare
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Cut more trees down and make trebuchets
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>>701827918
Make all bathrooms trans friendly
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>>701827918
>Scouts report nothing, They can't see over the river since bridge is out.

Fuck you bridgefags.
Repair bridge OP and send scouts
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>>701827927
its a picture of a man holding his butthole open
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Rebuild the bridge
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>>701827544
>>701827918
Hey OP
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Build hospital for the wounded. 300 stone is used.
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>>701827918
burn farms as a sacrifice
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god emperor trump nukes that fucking fucktown
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>>701828091
You know da rules.
>>701827266 came first
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Wage war on Korea
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A whale washes up along the riverbank.
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>>701827918

Forgot the pig stuff

Rebuiold bridge
Breed children

Eat mexican corpses
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>>701827918
Rebuild bridge and scout east
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>>701827918
begin sacrificing one woman per turn to the statue of Harambe
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nietzsche kills god
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>>701827918
Send Monkey Lord and 5 scouts to the north and extend map
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Mexicans rage war on the village. Soldiers must be prepped, and guards will defend.
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God turns the land into a barren hellscape
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>>701827918


Rebuild bridge.

Also breed children.

Send soldiers to scout east. Have monkey as guard at home
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guards convert to islam and bomb theirselfs everywhere in town
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>>701827918
winter comes
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>>701827918
There is a sex fest, everyone goes behind the wall and has sex, but the monkey stands gaurd.
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>>701827918
hey guys I'm back
remember the heavy rainfalls?
It is time
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Force imbreeding. Births population 3x bit there's a 1/3 chance a child is retarded
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>>701828390
holy shit
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>>701827918
All villagers take a shit in the food store
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The statue of harambe goes gorillas
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>>701828455
win
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>>701827918
Mass orgy! Every bitch gives birth to two kids so population is doubled.
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>>701828455
oh fuck
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use stone to build a dam where the bridge was
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>>701828051
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>>701828455
The mud statue of Harambe comes alive! Moments later is falls apart because it's fucking mud.
>Farms produce 250 food


Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 2
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 583
Wood: 800
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 50
Scientists: 10
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The Harambe statue produces a constant sheild for the village 24/7. Walls MAY be taken down.
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>>701828674
kekd

2 Villagers repair brigde
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>>701828674
winter comes
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>>701828674
winrar
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>>701828674
iron is mined and an indesructible wooden bridge is made with iron
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let the village people become cannibals and eat the scientists
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>>701828674
dicks out for Harambe statue
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>>701828607
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>>701828674
Mass orgy +50 villigers
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>>701821893
Roll
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god turns out to be cthulhu and eats everyone
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>>701828674
Scientists discover aluminium and invent steel.
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A serial killer surfaces and kills 8 female villagers. Days later he falls victim to the ol murder suicide cliché. Lose another 2 villagers.
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>>701828674
Repair the bridge and send scouts out
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>>701828674
Villagers go nigger hunting
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>>701828846
reroll
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Scientists discover aluminium and invent steel
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>>701828674

Repair bridge

Force impregnate all woman and 12 plus

Scout east

Plunder the mud statue. Discover golden gorilla penis
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>>701828674

500 iron is mined. Used to rebuild bridge, and upgrade walls.
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>>701829055
Waste. There's no niggers.
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>>701829055

Cancer
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>>701829074
Kek rolling for this
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>>701828674
The god emperor arrives at the village and his legion of marines purge the heretic villagers
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>>701828674
Scientist invent aphrodisiac!
Population will increase by 40 for the next 4 rounds.
Cows get fucked too giving birth to 5 minotaur soldiers each.
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>>701829074

Rolling
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Send the Monkey scout the cave
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>>701829222

waste of trips
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>>701829222
czech
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>>701829222

Winrar
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>>701823853
National Socialism is introduced and made the ideology. Production, soldiers, farmers and scientists go up. The population is now mainly unhappy and population goes down.
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4 cows get abducted by aliens
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>open console
>enter HOW DO YOU TURN THIS ON
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>>701829348
Re
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destroy walls
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>>701829099
We do not have 500 iron to upgrade walls.
100 wood is used to rebuild bridge.
>Farms produce 250 food.

Soldiers: 21
Guards: 10
Villagers: 2
Leader: 1
God: 1
Food: 883
Wood: 700
Stone: 340
Iron: 0
Farmers: 50
Scientists: 10

I skipped over >>701829055
:P
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>>701829222
Surely trips are more important than pleb doubles?
Also ~20 cow girls to make villager happy with their healthy milk, also increasing food output by 40 while they only eat grass themselves.
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>>701829664
winter comes
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River runs dry due to nigger beavers
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>>701829705
Fuck, I didn't see that. Trips will now overrule dubs.
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>>701829664
expand wall to cover quarry, and start digging for stone/iron
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>>701829664
build sept of baelor
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>>701829664
Orgy time finally?
Don't forget those cows.
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>>701829664
Build brothel. Birthrate increases
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>>701829664

Rick and morty crash into church of scientology, burning it down and killing idolf bitler in the process. They become new leaders
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>>701829664
Villagers tries fishing, one villager drowns and 15 soldiers drowns in an attempt to rescue
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>>701829664
Initiate breeding program to bolster population
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burn bridge
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>>701829811
rar
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>>701829811
winner
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>>701829874
Roflmao
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>>701829811

Winrar
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>>701829874

It's not India fucktard. It's middle ages not Stone time 2016 india
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