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Civilization thread - Red team

Try and grow this civilization until thread is 404'd.

To trigger an event, First Anon to reply to my latest post must have dubs.
(Try and be realistic)

Dub numbers correlate with "quantity" of event as well.
NO REROLLS DAMN YOU

Each post is a "month long"

Starting off:
Villagers: 10
Food: 100
Wood: 100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
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Village orgy
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They start to gather apples
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Fortifications are built surrounding the village. Harambe is resurrected as guardian of the village and provides a permanent 10% mood increase.
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>>701810338
Dubsout4Harambe
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BAWMP
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>>701811069
ORGY TIME
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Flash flood kills 63 villagers
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Cow orgy
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A Fire destroys 80% of the Wood and the Food.
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viligrers gather wood
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pens are build for cows
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Earthquake
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Ebola outbreak
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>>701811722
>viligrers gather wood
Checked
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place cows in pens made out of gathered wood
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>>701812042

Stannis Baratheon the Mannis becomes king of the village
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>>701809133
Niggers come in and fuck all the women and destroy everything else.
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village places a pumpjack and try to strike oil
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village find a cave in big rock near the river
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village expands towards river, begin fishing
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village starts growing wheats
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viligers gather fruit. what they couldnt eat, was dried and stored for later
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with the wood they gathered, they start buildig a wall around their most important buildings
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>>701809133
Develop a strong wizardocracy.
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village builds a church, or atleast a chapel
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>>701813574
*Village wizard uses wizardry to make this dubs*
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>>701809133
Alien invasion
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>>701813648
Nigger invasion
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>>701809133
Embrace feminism.
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>>701809133
Now boys have to drink sperm in order to become virile men.
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>>701809133
Burn 100 wood to please fire god.
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>>701813816
Gay nigger from outer space invasion
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>>701814116
This, but sacrifice 10 Villagers in the pyre
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Build a wood penis idol in the center of the settlement. Worship it.
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Each villager cuts down one tree.
>Each tree gives 100 wood.
>Each villager eats 5 food for hard work

Villagers: 10
Food: 50
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
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>>701814229
Villagers elect Adolf hitler as their leader
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>>701814229
Burn 1100 wood to please fire god.
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>>701814229
Feminism is invented
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>>701814320
This, but burn 50 Villagers on the pyre
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Village orgy again
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>>701814229
Go vegan and start to farm berries.
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Villagers formed Feminazim
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>>701814491
roll
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>>701814229
Build a Dubs idol with 50 stone. Now dubs don't need to be at the end.
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>>701814229
Donald Trump is crowned as Supreme God Emperor and builds a massive concrete wall surrounding the village. Only trips can destroy it.
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>>701814229
Start a cannibal cult.
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>>701814520
Rollerino!
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>>701814229
Send 4 two-man teams out to harvest one small rock each. The remaining two begin construction of a pen for the cows.
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>>701814229
>>701814520
roll
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>>701809133

build a brige to cross the river
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>>701814520
Reroll
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Local warlock summons a Poo Demon. Worship it.
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>>701814520
roll
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>>701814595
Reroll
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>>701814517
This
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>>701814520
Roll
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>>701814520
Rolling for that big beautiful wall!
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>>701814229
suddenly South Korea nukes them
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Make a law about a "weekly breeding day" when every villager has to fuck all the others in order to increase population.
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>>701814520
Henry Rollins
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A man arrives!
He says he is a traveling tinker and has much to trade.
Among his goods is 1,000 food.
Villagers trade 500 wood for 250 food.
The tinker will stay for three months.
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>>701814229
2 villagers will be sacrificed to summon Blue Eyes White Dragon
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>>701814826
Reroll
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>>701814229
Draw hentai --> Sell it to other cultures.
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>>701814826
Rerolling
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>>701814520
Reroll for papa Trump
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There is rain upstream.
The villagers are flooded due to their choice of living by a river and not building moats in time to divert the water.
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4 villages make farms for food, 4 gather from trees, 2 make a campfire
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>>701814520
Roll
>>
>>701814520
Reroll
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>>701814229
the villagers start basic agriculture
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Villagers gather apples
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The common cold breaks out in the village.
Due to poor living conditions it spreads well and its side-effects are strong enough to kill.
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Go fishing. Make canals for garderns
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>>701814520
Roll
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villagers make a warehouse for storing their resources
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Wolves approach from the village to attack.
They have recently feasted upon neighboring children, so each wolf that dies will provide a bounty of food.
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>>701815033
Checked
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>>701814520
GET
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Yea fishing sounds good. Also can none of you retards read? No rerolls.
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>>701814520
Rerolling
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Each villager gathers 20 apples from the trees.
>200 food is gather
>Each villager eats 5 food for hard work

Villagers: 10
Food: 200
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
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Dwarf Child is inspired to create a legendary item.
Failure to create this item results in madness for the Dwarf Child.
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Villagers discover stone quarry
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A 10 foot tall iron dick is placed in the village, this is now the village's religious symbol. I leave the naming of the religion and god to other anons.
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>>701815250
Bump
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>>701815277
*roll

Meant roll I'm in different threads
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>>701815239
Villagers fuck cows before taking them back home for more fuck.

Village women are replaced with cows who are slowly integrated into society.
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>>701815277
check'd
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>>701815239
The villagers start a army with wood swords and shields
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I assign two villagers to mine underground to allow our dwarves to live where they belong.
One villager becomes a farmer and starts working on a 5x10 plot of land to grow Plump Helmets.
The rest wait a few moments to begin transferring goods from the caravan to the underground rooms.
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Feminist barbarians attack the village and impose martial law.

Only trips will be able to free the village
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Villagers discover stone quarry.

Villagers: 10
Food: 200
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
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>>701815239
new resource : water
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>>701815239
Villagers will fuck each other -> more villidgerz
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babby is born
does nothing
eats much
steals one villager's free time at all times
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Villagers interbreed with homosapiens from up north raising their intelligence and increasing population
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>>701815239
They now have culture. They do daily fucking to please the peni spirits
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>>701815471
Roll
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Villagers discover stone quarry.
>Villagers begin to inspect it

Villagers: 10
Food: 200
Wood: 1100
Stone: 100
Iron: 100
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a mighty dragon appears to the west
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Half of the population leaves and forms a new town, taking half of all resources with them.
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Witch doctor harvests foreskin off of five villagers
Disabled for the next two months
Supplies anti-biotics in return in case of injury
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three villagers leave
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everyones teeth rot from bulimia and all die within 15 posts
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Villagers write "OP" by aligning bundles of sticks to the right of their village
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>>701815521
Lightning strikes one of their cows
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>>701815521
Then rock crabs attack the villagers killing 20
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20000 refugees rush in
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they make a wooden road from the village to the quarry
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Everyone in the village gets aids from monkeys and dies. End of thread.
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Idolf Bitler becomes leader, builds a dungeon in which all villagers past present and future are to be brainwashed into mindless drone slaves. They work 2 as hard, and require 1/2 the food. Also they are always at 100% happiness
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Villagers start human sacrifice, every human sacrificed nets an increase in resources.
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The US government arrives and gives them a year's worth of maize and soy while spreading the Good Word.
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>>701815700
nice
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A group of ten villagers starts a another camp west of the village and discover a steady source of food through wild game. They gain +20 food per dubs roll
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>>701815700
Kek
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>>701815700
Damn, winrar
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Half the villagers become furries and burn the non-furs at the stake
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British colonialists build a settlement.
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>>701815521
Witch doctor spreads the word that women need sperm to survive.
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The villagers use half of their stone to build a giant statue of Gabe Newell.
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Blood God arrives
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>>701815700
Ha winner
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A mysterious man appears and trades 20 tabs of lsd for 50 food
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>>701815938
rolling for this
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An earthquake creates a vast chasm between the village. There is no way to get across yet.
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Villagers wake up to find electrical poles outside their village.
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I'm gonna ree if my dubs don't get honoured
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The river dries up.
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The river floods the village.
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>>701815938
Reroll
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meteor shower kills 7 villagers
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>Idolf Bitler becomes leader
>Dungeon is built >-100 stone
Villagers now work twice as fast with only requiring half food
>25 food is eaten for hard work

Villagers: 11
Food: 175
Wood: 1100
Stone: 0
Iron: 100
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Meteor shower gives the village 100 iron and raises their happiness +20%
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>>701816115
>>701816173
rolling for combination of these
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A civil war erupts and half of the population forms a new town.
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Villagers build iron toolset, improving their efficiency on all labor. They now require a further 1/2 food.
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Refugees come in
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Villagers create cellular devices capable of sending vast quantities of information instantaneously.
To use these devices, an anonymous image board is created (we'll call it D), as well as an instant messenger (let's call it kike).
D is now inundated with "Kike sloots" threads with the same four usernames posted over and over again
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>>701816100
Winrar
>>
>>701816158
The villagers start worshipping the gentle deity of innocence, Harambe. Harambe blesses the villagers with fertility and prosperity. +5 villagers + iron mine right next to the village
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Meteor shower kills 7 villagers, 100 Iron is found on the meteors.

Villagers: 4
Food: 175
Wood: 1100
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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>>701816100
Lsd guys comes smiggling in
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The villagers color-code the four buildings according to wood, stone, iron, and food.
This new, intuitive system allows them to spend less time trying and failing to communicated "Where the fuck do I put this shit man?" further doubling all future production.
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>Meteor shower kills 7 villagers
>100 Iron is found on the meteors.

Villagers: 4
Food: 175
Wood: 1100
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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>>701816479
reroll
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Idolf bitler commits suicide, causing mass panic in the village.
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>>701816571
>>701816311
Don't forget 11 new flesh sacks.
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>>701816607
Oh there are only 4 left. I guess it's not really a mass panic then but just some faggots screaming and running around
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10000 sandnigger refugees need help
the want food, phones, money and women
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>>701816571
Each dubs the villagers get 20 stone from the quarry
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>>701816571
26 new villagers join the tribe
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>>701816571
Breed with cats to produce picture related.
This is important!
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>>701816726
roll
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The villagers are greet in the morning by a beautiful red sky and a rainbow over head from the mist of the river.
+100 luck: Every negative event henceforth will be only 1/2 as disastrous.
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Refugees tribe appears, choose the mighty Harambe as their leader
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Yes. Villagers breed with cats and make cute anime cat girl babies.
Resulting villager-production rate is increased 500%

If all villagers were cat girls we'd see more good stuff happening
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>>701816749
Cat girls are not cute and if this happens we slaughter them for meat
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>>701809133
Maputo civilization
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>>701816726
this
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8 villagers join the tribe and start working on further increasing their numbers
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massive rainfalls
The river starts to flood the town.
Citizens build a wall around for protection costing stone and iron, but the land around that wall will start to prosper once the flood receeds
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10 niggers with aids join the tribe
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The villagers start playing Dwarf Fortress.
Literally nothing fucking happens for three months except they chow down and get fat. -50 food.
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>>701816977
Winrar
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>>701816977
Winny wiener
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>>701817065
Don't say dirty words anon
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>>701816571
Advanced agriculture is invented.
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Blue settlement located near the river. Their leader mahootsma gaddafi plans on taking over the red village, but not yet
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>>701817134
I'll say whatever I want you sloopy wiener
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A villager creates something he calls "Git Tard". IT is an instrument.
For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.
Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.
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A villager creates something he calls "Gee Bill Tar". It is an instrument.
For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.
Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.

This is different so it's not a reroll.
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Storms are hardcore and cause flooding.
>Wooden wall is build >-200 wood
Each villager eat 10 food for hardwork.

Villagers: 4
Food: 165
Wood: 900
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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>>701817324
Go fun yourself then
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A villager creates something he calls "Gee Willy Tar". It is an instrument.
For one month he obsesses over it, and the village loses 5 food.
Starting after the month is over, each new month brings in one new villager due to the pleasant music emitted at all times.

This is different so it's not a reroll.
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>>701817380
BUILD AN ARK
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Villagers prepare their seed for sewing in the new, fertile land that comes after the flood.
Food production for the next 12 months rises 500%.
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>>701817380
farming has to become a thing now or bad things will happen
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Villagers are build farm and get +50 food every turn
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A negro appeared from the water he said he'll trade air jordans for 5 wood to build a raft
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Villagers learn modern agriculture and gain +50 food a turn and +25% food on all manual harvests henceforth.
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Villagers learn modern agriculture and gain +10 food a turn and +100% food on all manual harvests henceforth.
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>>701817380
fishing is invented.
3 of the villagers start fishing using pieces of the 4th villager as bait
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>>701817688
God damn it man
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>>701817688
KEK
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A group of refugees arrive saying they heard rumors of a resource-rich and villager-poor village.

+10 villagers
>>
A group of refugees arrive saying they heard rumors of a great fishing village.

+25 villagers

They're like Muslims, the longer this goes on the bigger the number will get.
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Build ship for 400 wood, spear for 100 meteor iron and 300 wood, use the ship to invade another island because flooding
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Villagers start drill. Get +200 stone +50 Iron and - 35 Food
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A group of refugees arrive saying they heard rumors of a great village full of productive villagers and amazing taste in walls.

+30 villagers
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Idolf Bitler starts to store his farts in bottles. Each month he gets 4 bottles full of farts.
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Fishing is invented.
>1 villager is chopped up and used as bait
>The 3 other villagers catch 88 fish

Villagers: 4
Food: 253
Wood: 900
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
>>
Guys we have three flesh sacks. Don't we need more?
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Villagers start build farm.

- 80 Wood
- 50 Iron
+ 20 Food for every turn
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>>701818041
reroll
>>
Flooding destroyed every other village in the world.
+2 villagers per turn.
>>
Legends of a village, chosen by the meteor stars, have spread. The village is now "ATTRACTIVE".

+5 villagers per turn.
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>>701818019
Flood ends and survivors from other nearby villages see that our village survived. A stream of +20 villagers joins for 3 turns.
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>>701818146
Rolling for this
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>>701818267
Rerolling dun't work
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>>701818266
Thank you.
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>>701818307
no problem man, I want our village to prosper. Idolf needs his army.
>>
>>701818019
Breed with mermaids.
+20 young villagers, half of them mermaids
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Earthquake. Formed around the village mountains.

Nothing get.
>>
The flooding has encouraged worms to appear above ground, and the water has washed them all against the village. The village is now full of worms.

+5 bait for fishing per month
+20% on future farms
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75% of villagers die of a mysterious disease.
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Flood ends.
>For 3 turns, 20 villagers will join for each turn
>Each refugee villager eats 2.5 food
>50 food is eaten

Villagers: 4
Food: 203
Wood: 900
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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Noop Hog enters village, begins to plant the weed fields.
>>
One turn passes.
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>>701818488
ew are they niggers?
>>
>>701818488
A homeless man emerges from the river downstream
>he awaits night
>steals 50 food
>takes 10 wood to make basket for food
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>>701818488
Mick jagger appears, sends an avalanche of rolling stones. 1 villager dies, 500 stone is added, mick jagger joins the village.
>>
Villages start build farm.

+25 food for each turn
-100 wood
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An autistic child is discovered chewing tree bark.
The village shortly after discovers the medicinal powers of the tree bark nearby the village.
Survivability increased.
>>
>>701818488
There has been a communist revolution. Dungeon is destroyed.
>>
Villagers build farm.

-250 wood
+50 food per turn
>>
Attila is born
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10 villagers become full time fishers, 10 other become farmers, and the rest goes to the mine and the forest to gather iron, stone, and wood
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Harambe appears tries to save a kid from his mother and they shot him, half of the villagers suicide when they notice harambe's death.
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>>701818488
>For 3 turns, 20 villagers will join for each turn
Who the hell rolled for this?
They don't get food, wood, stone or iron for free, but you decide to starve them to death with those additional people.

Fuck those cows there for cute minotaurs or something instead.
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>>701818696
u stole my idea kek.

Also roll for this
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>>701818563
No they're from nearby villages, so fellow countrymen.
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They plant some wheat and build more houses for "sexy time" also they gather stone Form the cave)
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>>701818757
Just make each villager go harvest apples afterwards. Done.
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>>701818757
We can handle it for now. Also with all the new people, we could get new technologies like farming, animal husbandry, mining.
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>>701818730
Reroll
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>>701818488
Agriculture is invented.
>>
build bridge over river.
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Build river over the new bridge before enemies come.
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>>701818488
Villagers decide to use all of their workforce for agriculture as they's soon die otherwise.
The newly rich and moist lands offer the perfect circumstances.

They also fuck a lot because they are so happy they survived. The foreign villagers take part in this.
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>>701818847
But for this you need dubs ;_;

They start build farm.

+50 food for each turn
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>>701818488
Army of priests arrive preaching Christianity to "primitive" people in the village. Their hidden agenda is enslavement of people on behalf of the neoliberal imperialistic forces.
>>
>>701818877
>>701818911
kek
>>
>>701818877
>>701818911

Which do we go with?
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>>701818488
They continue fishing in the river and gather stone Form the cave
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>>701818877
>>701818911
Checked and kekd
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>>701818847
>animal husband
yes.
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>>701818924
This
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>>701809133
Build toilets for every gender
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>>701819001
source
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>20 more villagers join, 50 more food is eaten
>10 more houses built, 500 wood used
>Bridge is built, 100 wood used

Villagers: 43
Food: 153
Wood: 300
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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>>701819001
FROM WHAT ANIME IS THIS I NEED TO FAP !

Try 3 times

villagers start build farm
+50 food for each turn
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>>701819141
Hey you fucking faggot >>701818911
Bridge cancelled
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>>701819181
why the fuck would you throw away a good bridge. Bridge stands!
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Villagers cut down trees and use the wood to build large farm
+100 food per turn
+500 extra wood
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>>701818924
Rolling
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>>701819141
Anti-refuge villagers leave red village, and they build a blue village.
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>>701819181
>>701818877 was first dubs
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>>701819253
Just you fucking wait for that one faggot to say "Blue army marches across bridge"
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>>701819141
Invaders from the east come in, surprise it's:
>ze germans
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>>701819141
They plant wheat and gather apples. They. Harvest stone Form the cave. But they dont't expect the mystery which came out of the cave. (Rolling 6 will define it)
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>>701819281
And what did the second one say "River goes over the NEW BRIDGE"
>>
Convert settlement to a communist society
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>>701819318
Not if we do it first:

Build raiding party > Pillage and rape blue camp
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Villagers collect all the ressources around the village.
+1000 of each ressource
>>
Villagers booby trap bridge to be safe.
>>
Destroy Bridge.
Build farm.
+50 farm per each turn
4 times ;_;
>>
>>701819141

Half of the population collects food while the other goes into the quarry for more stone.
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>>701819078
>>701819157
Bikini Warriors.

Villagers will now start breeding with the woman with largest breasts and train the female children to warriors.
>>
Bridge is blown up
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>>701819141
Villagers begin construction of a wall around the town in the hopes of repelling against potential invaders
>>
>>701819422

checked
>>
Villagers build the biggest farm in the world after thinking about building one many, many times.
+500 food per turn
-The rest of the wood.
>>
Bulid swords and axes out of iron to go raiding the other camps. Dont forget to steal women and children
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>>701819422
Checked
>>
>>701818911
>>701819181
>>701819434
dont be a samefag bridge hater
>>
A mysterious tortoise appears from the river to join the settlement. He now helps the villagers fish and provides an additional 20 fish per month
>>
>>701814520
Roll
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>>701819492
>NO REROLLS DAMN YOU

please stop samefagging
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>>701819547
Faggot, only two of those were me!
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>>701819634
Do you really think there's only one person in this thread saying the villagers should build a farm?
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Build me a Church of Scientology
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>>701819642
I can confirm, you see, i was the other one.
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>>701819699
Village destroyed.
Moving on.
>>
Gay Hitler becomes President
>>
>Last 20 villagers join, 50 food eaten
>63 villagers in total, Baby boom, 31 children are born
>31 children begin training as "Bikini Warriors" (soldiers)

Villagers: 63
Food: 103
Wood: 300
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
Soldiers: 31
>>
>>701819693

>4 times ;_;

he's rerolled it 4 times already
>>
>>701818847
Just go onto writing and get a great library
>>
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>Last 20 villagers join, 50 food eaten
>63 villagers in total, Baby boom, 31 children are born
>31 children begin training as "Bikini Warriors" (soldiers)

Villagers: 63
Soldiers: 31
Food: 103
Wood: 300
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
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River is overpopulated with fish. Fishing becomes far easier

+100 food per turn, or 25 per fisherman villager
-10 wood for fishing poles/spears per turn
>>
>>701819802
And he isn't me.
If you wanna whine about reroll tell him that.
There's others in this thread still trying for farms.
>>
>>701819141
2 villagers are sent to explore the lands to the east beyond the river.
Even dubs = friends
odd dubs = enemies
>>
Soldiers invade blue.
>>
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>Last 20 villagers join, 50 food eaten
>63 villagers in total, Baby boom, 31 children are born
>31 children begin training as "Bikini Warriors" (soldiers)


Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 63
Food: 103
Wood: 300
Stone: 0
Iron: 200
>>
>>701819957
make a blacksmith to create steel weapons.
>>
Farm and fish a lot.
Explore east of the river.
Also build a gate for the bridge.
>>
>>701819957
Start mining stone from the quarry nigga
>>
Soldiers have accident.
Public nudity ensues.
Raped by dogs.
Dog-human-soldiers arrive.
+25 war hounds
>>
apocalypse happens, kills als villagers, destroys all supplies and everything build, makes land unihabitable
>>
>>701819844
>>701819699

''Where is my church?'' - T.Cruise
>>
Villagers discover they're part of God's game.
Depression.
Existentialism.
Five villagers suicide.
The rest are enlightened.
+100% bonus in combat and harvesting
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>>701820099
Winrar
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>>701819957
Build a gate around the bridge
>>
>>701820099
Kek, villagers discover a quarry, decide to do jackshit with it.

>what is this, a civilization of niggers?
>>
The great Dominatrix joins and turns everyone into latex bound fuck dolls.
>>
Build a gate at the end of the bridge and a bridge that goes around the gate.
>>
I back..
BUILD FUCKING FARM
+50 food for each turn
-100 wood
5 times ;_;
>>
>>701820234
at least build 2 towers and call it the twins.
>>
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All 62 villagers go mine stone from the quarrys.
>Each villagers gathers 10 stone
>Each villager eats 2.5 food for hard work

Soldiers: 31
Villagers: 62
Leader: 1
Food: -52
Wood: 300
Stone: 1240
Iron: 200

Food storage is negative.
>>
Rolllll
>>
>>701814229
Villagers use female humans for cattle, thus making food
>>
>>701820269
I like you
>>
The D.O.R.D. forms.

Every event that occurs henceforth occurs twice.

Example: Build a farm
Two farms are built, double the cost, double the benefits.
>>
Maybe you faggots should have built a farm.
Now we won't survive until it's finished.

Go harvest some fucking apples, degenerates.
Villagers harvest apples.
+25 food per villager.
>>
>>701820426
I like you
>>
WHERE IS MY CHURCH
>>
Farm fields, fish and herd animals finally.
>>
>>701820498
i tried from fucking flood
Build farm.
-100 wood
+50 food per each turn
7 times ;_;
>>
Make a food God come down and give infinite food to the villagers
>>
Villages fish from the river. Over abundance of fish due to flood results in +200 food
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>>701820541
He's a faggot who ignores half the dubs if he doesn't like them.

I'll make the thread myself next time and allow all dubs to work.
>>
>>701820388

Rick and morty visit in their flying space ship from an alternate universe.

They dump a candy from their ship called "purganol", villagers eat candy and go into a murderous rage and begin to kill one another
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>>701820591
This
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