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3103 checking in
rich suburbs
2250 represent
6000
2650 reppin Wagga
5107 here
5090 Yeah :P
5255 nigga
5015 here
Kalgoorlie reppin
kill whitey
4510 I think..... i've been here my whole and I can't remember. I gotta lay off the meth, lsd, mushies, crack, etc.
>>701808831
Fuck off coon. Centerlinks shuts we know your white pretending.
5098 here
>>701808348
ayyy upperclass faggot
>>701808292
Where the adelaide traps at? I want the one that I spoke to in the thread with the chick outside bunnings.
>>701808292
4221
new zealand reporting how are we all cunts
>>701809501
Fuck off you got your own threads.
4207 here mates!
>>701809290
5098 /b/rothers
>>701809501
go to our detention center
>>701809806
>center
fuck off amerifat
alright ya cunts:
1. Coles or Woolies
2. Bunnings or Masters
>>701809549
threads are full of cucks now, thought i'd see what's happening abroad.
>>701809806
>center
>>701809848
1. unsure, guess Coles?
2. Bunnings
>>701809848
1. IGA
2. Mitre 10
>>701809848
IGA or Coles
Bunnings
6065 boi . whose got durgs ?
>>701809848
1.Woolies
2.Bunnings
>>701810158
>>701810253
>>701810158
have we ever actually figured out which Bunnings this was taken at?
>>701810332
Nah
4216 whats going on m8s?
>>701810332
Swear it looks like the one at Wagga, unless all Bunnings have the same layout/plan
>>701809848
Woolies and Bunnings
2019 checking in
>>701810373
Was going to say, because all bunnings look the exact fucking same, looks like my local one too.
>>701810422
see ^
>>701810332
It was taken at Penrith, I drive there all the time
>>701810518
how sure are you about that?
>>701809848
Coles/Aldi
Bunnings
>went into masters once, was like a shit hipster version or bunnings and i got physically angry over the situation
>>701810506
Yeah, basically all the same, there's a few in SA that are slightly different. Two that I can recall
>>701810572
Looks really alike m8
Unless the front of bunnings all looks like that
>>701810332
i feel like i know... but they all look the fucking same kek
>>701810574
That made me laugh like an idiot
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
more plz
3085 reporting in
Am i the only one that prefers Woolies to Coles? I wanted to get some Asian sauces and there were like 4 flavors at coles but probs 4 million in Woolies
>>701810158
Joondalup bunnings. Old one.
>>701810253
more???
>>701808452
>2250 represent
umina?
>>701810884
I'd go to Woolies more, but Jamie Oliver makes me angry
>>701810624
Bunnings Marion is quite different, but Mile-End Bunnings looks exactly like the Tittypic, because they're made from a kit. (only difference between mile-end bunnings and that pic is there's a lightpole in the carpark different)
Everyone on Australia survivor is fucking faggot.
cunts not able to light a fire, 6 days without freshwater.
swim out to sea and die already
>>701810786
>http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
sauce
>>701808292
Over 60% of Australians are obese
>>701811075
>Swim out to sea and die already
Kek, my exact thoughts
>>701811142
>Over 60%
Fuck off cont
>>701809848
Mitre 10 cunt
>>701808292
6104
sup cunts?
>>701811219
It was reported by your own news channels. You guys are fucked, 'm8s'
>>701808545
Liam, you're supposed to be studying
why do you guys just post your area code and then ignore eachother unless you match with someone else. just seems like a pretty pointless thread to me lol
>>701811142
Salty Murifat detected
>>701811329
Our news channels also say Muslims are a race
Cunt.
>>701810518
Pretty sure this is right
>>701811360
Who's this lol
>>701811329
60% of the population are blokes, are we've all got Obese dicks. you read the news article wrong.
ask your ladies that keep coming over on backpacking holidays, they know whats up.
>>701809848
1. IGA anyday
2. Bunnings, obviously cunt
How about this one :
Macca's or Hungry Jacks?
>>701811364
Nigger. It will get better.
>>701811452
its your mom
go to bed before i post pictures of myself naked on here
>>701811364
5159? omg please validate my existence?
>>701811505
where the burgers are better
KFC
>>701811505
How about neither because I'm not a fat shit and I don't hate my sense of taste. I mean fuck.
>>701809574
Fucker same
>>701811505
eww neither?
i dont want to end up a fat cunt like a yank.
i do like the odd Indian takeout or Chinese but.
>>701811480
60% dudes? What fucking crack are you smoking.
>>701811525
mate its only 9
>>701811426
>Pretty sure this is right
Identical to West Gosford and many others.
>>701811510
it did for harambe
>>701811611
>implying all the Chinese immigrants are women, and that 99% of all Chinese arent men.
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
PLS POST LINK
why are all you Aussies such canadians.
>>701811426
>>701811459
Nah, in the actual pic the red and blue signs are on the green part, however with this picture they're not in the same place
>>701811736
im sorry
>>701811505
Maccas, but fast food is a rarity these days
>>701811611
According to census euro theres 98 men per 100 females, except in darwin, wheres theres 110 men per 100 females.
Protip for tourists: dont go to Darwin to get laid, the ratio isnt what you think it is.
>>701811706
Moar please
>>701811650
The best thing I've ever found on 4chan. Thank you, thank you!
>>701811736
Whats that meant to mean?
i am thinking about moving here, from canada.
White male 24.
>>701811916
Aus Bureau of statistics, auto correct is a bitch on me tablet.
>>701811505
Lol they both fucking suck, i'll take a burger from the local fish and chip shop any day man.
>>701811977
From what I've heard we're pretty similar countries minus the polar opposite climates
>>701811991
>i'll take a burger from the local fish and chip shop any day man.
I prefer to have fish and chips from my fish and chip shop ... and burgers from the burger joint.
>>701810002
Fair point. Cucks and faggots ill allow you then. Were still doing what ever stereotypes we do are you?
>>701809075
Caboolchaaaa
>>701811561
See, now this is a proper answer
>>701811868
we're Australians, not animals (mostly)
...cunt
>>701812115
the fish and chip shops near you dont do burgers?
>>701810332
I still swear its marion.
>>701811235
What, m8, 6105 here!
>>701811948
we have the same Queen
Our Dollar is usually worth the same
we both have indigenous populations that can fuck off
we both have large Chinese immigrant populations
we're both friendly
we both have free health care
we both laugh at /pity the Yanks.
basically Canada is foreign Australia, but inverse climate
I'm going to emigrate once i finish my degree, Montreal looks rad.
Come now, we all know its a HSP that quells that late night hunger
3134
bout 2 roll a doobie filled with double dutch.
Happy days.
3049 - I'm a 21 year old virgin sperglord.
>>701811937
you're welcome m8, had to save it when I saw it myself to be honest
>>701812092
i am currently studying civil engineering, you think i would be able to get a job?.
Pic of me at the cottage.
>>701812228
cunt dont leave us come pay tax here you nigger
>>701812232
fuckin everyones been going crazy on the hsps lately ay, MmMmMm aint nothing like some mystery meat and salt
>>701812228
Aye thats pretty sweet.
Never knew Canada had indigenous tho O_o
>>701810036
>This
4163 here
1. ALDI
2. Home Timber and Hardware
Fer fuck sake, why does no cunt have a link ?
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
>>701812406
>1. ALDI
Nazi
4116 here bored as dicks
>>701808292
cancer topic
>>701812168
Cunt!
>>701812291
unemployment sits around 5% usually.
Department of Transport always has major road works going on, its gov funded and nonstop.
>>701812228
Montreal is a awesome city man, drink age is 16, your children will love it.
I live at Toronto... but i have gone there to party.. great city.
>>701811706
>http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/schoolgirl-porn-photosharing-website-back-online-after-being-shut-down-20160829-gr3ihl.html
here u go, happy fapping
http://int.anon-ib.ru/au/
>>701812291
Yeah I'd actually say civil engineering is one of the best fields to go into over here considering our massive mining industry
>>701811977
Move to New Zealand, you'll like it better. Unless you call people "cuck". Then move to Australia, it's for you.
>>701812384
>Never knew Canada had indigenous tho O_o
yup, they call the Aboriginals as well.
Canadian cunts eat that putine shit.
>>701812384
How does it feel to be an actual regard? Have you never heard of Eskimos/Inuit you fuck?
>>701812586
Huh, interesting
>>701812634
or poutine even
>>701812641
Hey fuck off
Who actually gives a shit about the minority
>>701812634
chips with gravy in those tin containers from the takeaway, you never done that?
except with cheese aswell, madness.
>>701812547
That was....incredibly underwhelming
>>701812567
cuck
>>701812634
Maori cunts eat that puha shit
>>701812567
Cuck
>>701812567
I do not call people cuck... American shit.
>>701812558
I have been looking into it, i think i may do it. Seems like a beautiful place to live.
>>701812497
that is great too see, getting a government job here is difficult. you have too know someone to get in.
>>701812775
>Maori cunts eat that puha shit
Maori cunts eat eggs that their missus make for them. I saw it on Once Were Warriors.
>>701812738
I'm not asking you to give you a shit. I'm asking you to have a fucking clue about the outside world. Seriously, where did you think eskimos came from? Fuck me. Read a fucking book.
>>701812775
they also ate the original inhabitants of New Zealand, there's none left.
(Maori actually came from Polynesia in one big group, its why they all speak the same language)
3000 checking in
homeless suburb
>>701812889
>Seriously, where did you think eskimos came from?
Igloos
>>701812861
Then you should go to NZ. Beautiful country. Range of different climates. The pay isn't as good, but ... Australians... Still cant give gays the right to marry.
>>701812889
Well, I never really read about eskimos, so how would I know...
Cunt.
2217
what is life...
>>701813047
one thing you should know about NZ if your considering it...
the left half is moving North, the right half is moving south.
The island literally sits across a tectonic plate, and its constant earthquakes and shit.
4701 here
>>701812232
halal triggered
>>701813047
>Still cant give gays the right to marry.
Why do gays have to re-invent the language. If marriage is between a man and a woman, why don't the gays get their own word?
>>701812889
>Seriously, where did you think eskimos came from?
Its reasonable (and half accurate) to assume they're just from Greenland
>>701813070
its because the term Eskimo is considered racist now, you dont hear it any more.
>>701813215
I thought they were from there as well
>>701813047
i am strate, so that would not affect me in any way. I would visit just too check it out.
>>701813159
Fuck..... never have heard about anything like that in the news or from what i have been reading about online.
>>701813047
>implying mental illnesses should be put on a pedistal
6239 checkin' in
shitty boring country town rep
>>701813256
>its because the term Eskimo is considered racist now
don't you mean nigga ?
>>701813192
I like to say im off to get Baptized every time i jump in the spa, pisses the misses off cos she was raised catholic.
>>701810036
On it m888888
>>701813215
Stop being a fucking smart ass, you know *exactly* what I mean.
>>701810927
Nah man gossy
>>701813215
I always thought they were Russian.
I remember some asshole teacher in high school saying japs harpooning whales was OK, because Russian Indians still eat whales. his logic pisses me off just remembering it.
>>701813439
>Nah man gossy
I can see you out my window.
Why are people arguing about Eskimos? Who gives a fuck why argue about such a petty thing, grow the fuck up you silly cunts
>>701813084
2219
what's good fam?
2316 standing by
>>701813296
Well maybe you care about the politics of the place you're moving too. If you just want to earn money move to the US.
And yeah, NZ has earthquakes, but it's hardly even a problem. Its like saying Canada has avalanches so you shouldn't move there.
>>701813499
>Why are people arguing about Eskimos? Who gives a fuck why argue about such a petty thing,
cos igloos cunt
>>701813497
Sick bruh 10/10 meet you at leaugsy for a beer?
>>701813626
Canada has Bears and Wolves.
Bears and fucking Wolves.
fuck that.
>>701811399
So you're stupid and obese? Man, what a combo.
>>701808452
Gosford is where its at
>>701813675
>Sick bruh 10/10 meet you at leaugsy for a beer?
Sure, will take a bit ... I would need to get across the water from tascott
>>701813729
We got [deadly] big 'ol spiders and snakes, you get used to spooky wildlife
2122
>>701813322
I believe the correct term is ice nigger.
>be in southbank
>furry gathering
MFW
>>701813296
>strate
Pls don't move to Aus and bring us down even more
>>701808452
oath cunt gossy good times
>>701811525
Who else wants to see Liam's mums tits?
>>701813780
Damn tascott
That's a Fuck hole of place
Though beats Saratoga least you nuggets have a train station
>>701813761
>Stupid and abese
Found the muzzie fag
Also where the fuck did obese come from? Im not even close to being overweight
>>701813535
eat
sleep
(uni medical science degree)
rave
repeat
thats about it.
hbu
>>701813865
>>701813855
>I believe the correct term is ice nigger.
So there are "ice niggers", "sand niggers" and just the common old black cunt jungle monkey niggers ?
>>701813924
Yeah cunt haha that tag on the old bears club makes me laugh every time I see it
voradelberg reporting in
>>701813967
coffee
work
eat
fap
sleep
repeat.
>>701812432
I have a link
>>701813971
>>701813865
Who's this?
Anybody got any Melbourne nudes? Bonus points if you have the link to that Aus nudes site
3204
gonna have to move into a sharehouse soon tbh lads any advice
>>701813965
*Obese
fucking auto correct.
>>701813626
the one thing that i am loving about Aus is that they are not letting Rag dolls into their country.
Toronto is starting to have a higher population of browns and black, crime is even getting worse Toronto is breaking last years records for crime, Aus isn't letting them towel heads in. which i agree with, they should be back in their home land fighting ISIS not our troops....
>>701813865
Straight*
it is 7:43AM have been up all night, i guess i should get off.
>Thank you for the sight fellow Aussies
>>701813971
>>701813945
>Damn tascott That's a Fuck hole of place
We got heeeaps of shit bro. We had a car burning the other day.
And bush turkeys for fud/
>>701814143
someone already posted it you retarded cunt.
it's very boring anyway.
>>701813932
Lol relax, theres 3 possible persons this fella might be, none of which will pics of my mums tits:
-a uni mate of mine
-my old physics lecturer
-my...elder sister??
>>701814200
insight******
>>701814092
sounds fun........................
which day job are you doing that pays enough to live here?
>>701814208
>>701813729
Fucking big sharks, fucking big snakes, fucking big spiders and a great big fucking bird that'll head butt you to death
>>701814297
not exactly my money.
I work in advertising.
>>701814508
>a great big fucking bird that'll head butt you to death
Sesame Street is in the US retard
>>701814281
Well if they're not going to post them its all up to you now Liam
>>701813989
To name a few, you can add it to almost anything it's pretty versatile.
>>701814513
whos cash then?
im gonna have more debt anyways
>>701814693
Soz mate, Liam can't deliver
>>701814628
whatdidyasaycunt
4152 reporting in
>>701814799
How about your sisters then?
>>701809075
welp, that's a bit too close to home
>>701809848
1. aldi mafugga
2. bunnings 4 lyfe
>>701815056
Can't deliver either lol
Anybody else hate wogs?
>wog hate thread
>>701814264
Haha noice
Gosford we got junkys and eshays for days
>>701815154
Nah I like wogs
>>701814789
family money.
got kik?
>>701815134
You're disappointment Liam
>>701815134
Liam, i thought we were bros fam
6083 represent
>>701815340
you too bud
names not Liam btw lol
>>701815389
soz fam we were never bros
>>701815215
>Gosford we got junkys
I live up the top of a hill. No junkies up here. Cunts are too lazy to walk up the hill to rob us.
>>701815327
fair enough. nah i dont. only got wikr
4031 checking in.
>>701815504
King of the castle wa wa we wa
>>701809402
Palmy or Elanora?
>>701815437
>>701815409
Well if you're not Liam, post your mum's tits then
>>701812216
chilling and shit, just had enjoyed a slow-cooked roast chook
whats up??
>>701815154
yes, fuckin adidas trackies uleh
>>701815939
Like my name's not Liam, but some people call me Liam for idek what reason + i do live in wagga so I knew anon meant me
and soz my mother lived in a time before smartphones or affordable camera/photo development
3350 reporting in. anyone else live in some shitty town where all the women fucking suck?
>>701815739
>King of the castle wa wa we wa
You got it.
>>701815154
Got no problem with wogs, it's cunts that I hate so I guess if they were a wog who is also a cunt then sure but not just cause they're a wog. You can choose to be a cunt or not you can't choose where you're born. Disregard the picture from my last post in thread(being white is pretty fucking sweet though)
>>701809848
1. Whichever is more convenient at the time, but coles generally preferred. Woolies seems a bit too try-hard, and usually has less self checkouts.
2. Bunnings, for the snags
>>701808695
>5015
>Strath
Hows the cousin wife?
>>701816443
What, my sister you mean?
4350
Toowoomba, the hole on the hill
>>701816443
My nigga
2264 morisset deadset
>>701816750
I have a mate who lives in morisset...had nothing nice to say about the place
>>701816568
would prefer to live in toowoomba than where i am now, weather is way fucking better up on the range
>>701815050
Another! Two car bingle on the way home today near the Whites Hill shopping centre. Airbags deployed, looked like some sizeable damage.
5244
>>701817449
Sup
>>701817667
Not much, trying to figure out what to do with my week. Yourself?
>>701811956
4509
>>701814122
link us plz
>>701818012
http://int.anon-ib.ru/au/catalog.html
>>701818053
do you have downs? obv not that
>>701812432
anonib?
or it's from the aus nude thread last night where some white night fact sent an email link of it to a news site.
2150 here
>>701818200
its still online. not anonib ffs
2541 Nowra boyz
>>701818374
Anon-ib is the one everyone's going on about you faggot
6156 here
>>701810332
there is 2 in my area that look like that, they are all so similar
>>701818560
are you a fucking retarded cunt? http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/school-life/new-schools-added-to-porn-sites-hit-list-after-website-returns/news-story/645a42b4f6391208339db05fa0267106
3173 here
smoking up and about to have a cig then PoE
>>701818728
Are you really this stupid?
>>701819170
anonib was never shut down. plz educate yourself faggot
>>701819313
The Australian part was you fucking cum funnel
>>701814508
all of the insects you can easily kill, snakes are passive unless provoked and you can still run away.
You can avoid sharks if you don't go in the water and cassowaries are not very common.
Whereas bears and wolves will overpower you and wolves can sneak up on you in packs, the weather favours them and not you
2570 reppin
>>701819441
have fun living in denial you thick cunt
>>701810910
Wanna go hang out at the traino?
gf broke up with me last night over facebook.
don't know what the shit to do with myself right now.
not super upset over it or anything, it's just seeing her and her friends was all I was really doing these days so now I've got nothing to do this week since I'm a neet cunt
>>701819995
4 tears
>>701820052
The best I can do is 3
>>701819771
>you thick cunt
Spell irony for me please anon
>>701819995
Get the grinder app bro
>>701810518
Get out of my town cunt
Adelaide Bros hit me up on kik to talk shit
Billythegrownup
>>701820298
isn't grinder for homosexuals? I'm not OP or a nigger anon.
>>701820168
>>701820052
>2016
>crying
fucking pussies.
>>701820219
ineducable retard remains uneducated
>>701820908
Look I know you're just trolling. Not even Australians are this stupid
>>701808292
2112 reporting
>>701820879
A little bit of cock will take your mind off things
>>701821205
faggot confirmed
2282 here lads. Someone help me decide wtf to do. Long story short, today and tomorrow are my 2 days off since 2 weeks ago. Last night i spent the night doing 2 uni assignments till 4am and woke up at 7:30 thismorn and took 150g of armodafinil, so I felt fine through the day. Just had a few beers with mates and just got home, borderline drunk. Now my question is do I:
1. Have a coffee
2. Have more beer
3. Smoke a blunt
4. Do uni work
5. Go to bed
6. Play vidya
or any combination of these.
>>701808292
Cairns reporting in. Gday mates.
>>701821486
236, might as well enjoy the rest of your night
>>701821305
Tried that and it's not for me man.
0 attraction to males.
>>701821486
fap first, then do homework
>>701821549
But it's evening
>>701821549
go back to tasmania
>>701808292
2541
Reppin nowra
>>701821486
7. Smoke weed
5000 reporting in, whats goin on
>>701821582
What about tinder or OkCupid then. You need to get your dick wet bro?
>>701810786
where it at doe
>>701821305
Nice try, I won't fall for that one twice.
3500
I need some weed
and also my dick sucked
I am drunk
>>701822072
Nope...
>>701810158
Mile End, South Oz 100%
>>701821586
Not a bad idea tbh, but
>>701821562
>>701821653
have it 2 to 1
>>701822226
I'm high, you should get high too
>>701821486
Sam?
>>701822655
>>701822072
Seriously, who the fuck is Sam, and why is he so well known here? Should I know him? Does he live around WBay?
>>701822459
glassy or gatorbeug?
>>701822459
I like you. Just packing one now my friend.
>>701821715
I have tinder, though it's rare for me to get any matches anymore.
Use to use Oasis and POF too but stopped as I didn't get enough use out of them.
>>701822867
Lets get some bills going in this bitch
>>701822115
>>701822655
My bad got a mate who lives in that area with a schedule that sounds like what you described and has been known to take shit like armodafinil modafinil so thought you might be him.
Fuck double post phone spazzed out when posting first swapped to laptop didnt realise it posted.
>>701822844
Glassy
>>701822867
I'll have one too
Captcha: 420, not even fucking with you
>>701823137
a sign from the gods
>>701823108
Ah, all good mate. Sorry to disappoint haha. To be fair I've met a few people from back in high school randomly in these threads. No chance his last name starts with an 'N' does it?
>>701823032
Fuck yeah man, so keen for this shit, been almost a month since I've had a good sesh
>>701823301
The captcha gods demand it
>>701823137
Yeah dude, get on that shit. You cant fucking deny destiny of the captcha
