whats the worst thing you can say to a woman ?
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whats the worst thing you can say to a woman ?
anything, remember anon is a woman
>>701799660
I really like you and would like to have a serious relationship with you.
Sends 'em running, guaranteed.
I actually trusted you
>>701799660
nothing at all, literally just ignore her and say nothing, even when she begs
negative attention, positive attention, it doesn't matter, women are attention whores, remove attention = punish
Ignore them.
>>701799660
Blackmail for sex
Fat
>>701799660
Source on this?
>>701799660
>Place hand on pussy.
>Say "You're beautiful"
>Consider for a moment.
>Say "It's a pity the rest of it's a cunt."
>>701799660
To a woman; i trusted you and you failed me like noone has ever failed me, you were my everything, my goddess, i gave you everything and youve chosen to descend to a filthy whore.
To any piece of shit with pussy; i have other pussies to fuck, k bye!
Did u cum? Well fuck u then its not rape
Perhaps you should have a crack at The Oxygen Thief, OP. Maybe you'll learn something about grammar.
"in a moment i'm going to start choking you, and i will only stop once you break your babies arm"
"did you fart?"
I love you.
>>701799660
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>701799660
Holy shit OP, I'd like more of these GIFs please.
>>701799660
Will you marry me?
>>701799660
you look very handsome today
>>701799660
"I respectfully disagree"
>>701799660
I've blown many loads to that vid
>>701800602
Sauce that shit then anon
>>701799846
Omg so deep
I'd call you a cunt, but that would imply you had a use
>>701799660
Are you pregnant?
>she tell me "you only call mr when u need me"
>me"well duuh, what do you expect"
>me gets bitchslapped
>>701799660
Anything. You should never talk to women.
>>701799660
"there's no reason to be so emotional"
>>701799660
"your mother is better than you at everything...except being fat"
>>701799660
Shut up please
>>701799660
sauce?
I never loved you...
Anyone know where to find ops vid
I disagree
since none of you fags want to post sauce, I found it.
8CC5CB5
>>701800309
came to post this
In today's world?
"Hello femanon, I respect you". Because all women are feminazi whores that like nigger cocks, any white man saying such thing is obviously a lying mysognist that deserves to die.
You dont have wife materyal and not fit for marriage
>>701801884
Way to be a bro
I have a job for you, but it blows.
>>701799660
the truth
Nicholas Sparks is a hack.
>>701799660
I love you.
>>701799660
Will you marry me?
>>701799660
I faked all my orgasms
Play bongos on her tits.
>>701799660
Your penis is not feminine.
If you don't wanna be raped how come you're naked under your clothes? You're begging to be raped.
moop is never coming back
-"what are you thinking about?"
-"nothing"
Every womens nightmare.
>>701801220
Jeff?
"I trust you."
It was my privilege
Geesh, you fuck just like your mother
>>701799660
You're a woman. Just deal with it.
Did you just say something?
>>701799660
Call her with the name of the girl you're fucking behind her back
>>701799660
No, it's my money.
souce you fucking cunts
wage gap
Hey babe check these dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
The wage gap is a lie
>>701799660
sauce
>>701800254
Are you 12? Lmao
>>701799660
Actions speak louder than words. The worst revenge on a woman who has somehow wronged you is to become successful, happy, find someone more attractive than her and throw it all in her face.
Alternatively you can call her fat. Even if she is objectively a lot of women have serious self esteem issues and will be offended because women logic.
>>701805570
objectively skinny*
>>701799660
>"you are superficial"
All women are, but they hate to hear it...
>>701799660
I'm a man.
You don't even have the penis n balls.
>>701805621
And that pic illustrates exactly why men are better. We have to be.
>>701800254
More than willing to bet money this guy is a wizard
>>701805851
exactly
>>701805621
Exactly true.
"Your sister wasn't this good at giving head"
>>701805621
this
>>701799660
>whats the worst thing you can say to a woman?
ignore her
>>701799660
"Your Mom is hot".
You are a horrible mother, you piece of shit. They always lose their shit that way
>>701799660
Your father has a tight lil bootyhole. I rather enjoyed it.
>>701805621
You'd find a dirty, stinky, bald woman attractive?
>>701799660
>now ex gf got mad at me one day
>shes crazy
>8/10 but fucking insane
>one day my phone died while driving home from work
>usuakky call her on way home
>take a guess
>get home and pop charged battery in phone
>37 missed calls
>says she's not playing games and I have a small dick and am a piece of shit and she knows she can fuck whoever she wants to and in nothing
Wtf
>explain phone died
>bitch just goes silent
>the small dick shit and her being able to fuck whoever she wants just kinda set me off
>her best friend is 9/10 basically curvy and taller than my gf
>gf always thinks I'm checking her out and says we text to much and get friendly
>just a few days before that the 9/10 came over and we tried salvia and she ended up getting sick and threw up
>gave her dress that gf left at my place
>gf instantly thinks I fucked her and she needed to change or some shit
>says I can't talk to her or see her anymore
>says she doesn't trust me but she knows her friend would never do that to her
Ff
>i fucked her best friends brains out and blew loads on her face and all over her tits
>just got her stoned as fuck and she just started taking off clothes and I just went all for it
>i knew when she non chalantly walked into my bathroom to check her makeup while I was showering and she opened the curtain to ask where the phone cord was that she wanted some dick
Anyhoo.
Told gf the next day how much tighter her friends pussy was and how she said I was huge and loved getting her back wall rammed and how she should check her ass because my handprint is still there
>tell her her she has a arbys rejected beef garbage pussy and that I would rather fuck her friend any day
Friend gets mad sms thinks I fucked her just to get back at gf
The look on my gf face while I said this made me feel like Hitler
Pure power
She ended up getting ahold of my family and making up bullshit stories trying to get me thrown in jail or some shit
>>701799660
Did you put on weight?
>>701806703
I'm sure some would...
Show us them biddies
>>701805621
If your standards are so low that you're only demanding that she not be fat, then YOU are the real problem.
>>701806704
Oh yea pic related was 8/10 ex
>>701806899
You call 90% of men "the problem" ?
Sorry for having greater sex drive than women, dumb shit !
What do you mean you're not pregnant ?
Sorry for having a sex to you
>>701800138
what the fucking fag?!
>>701799660
humongous
>>701799660
Get a job.
>>701807122
Kek
>>701807122
well played
"You're sister is better at this"
>>701799660
cool it
>>701807122
>>701806976
And this is her best friend
One of the best fucks ever
>>701807615
Middle one my bad
You are fat, and ugly. Even on the inside.
And your vagina smells.
"I curse your mother's vagina".
>>701800188
Godlike
>>701806703
People fuck crack whores all the time.
>>701799660
Will you marry me?
"These feel just like your sister's" as you are touching her tits.
>>701799660
"You remind me of a guy I know"
>>701799660
Sauce?
>>701800309
this
"I do." /thread
>>701799660
Sauce?
>>701799862
They suck attention, energy and money. Don't give them any of that
/Thread
>I'm 5'11"
>>701809105
is that too tall?
midget spotted
>>701809005
0006603
>>701799862
Can attest to this.
>>701799660
I'm at day 47 of the 90 days no fap challenge. Try and make me fap.
Protip: you can't
>>701809529
>>701807615
Have all your gf's been this nuts?
>>701809317
Too short manlet. Anything that starts with 5 is too short.
How do you make your mustache grow in so thick?
Have you put on a few pounds?
>>701809529
OK
>>701809529
>>701809695
nice excuse
>>701799660
S O U R C E?
>>701806704
>>gf always thinks I'm checking her out and says we text to much and get friendly
not worth it. trust me. i had a 8/10 crazy jealous gf, and I am so happy we have separated. much happier now and I have an even better looking gf now.
think about it: getting accused of lying all the time is so disrespectful towards you. don't take shit from women like that
source on the gif? i need that vid
"I'm disgusted by your farting. Do you even wipe your ass or clean yourself when you're in the shower? You really stink and it makes me sick."
>>701809695
5 ft penis
>>701800254
This is insanely autistic.
>>701810135
>>701801220
More autism
>>701810262
Assman?
i no to take you to coffee blender drink
>>701799660
"I do"
"Have you ever taken a look at yourself in the mirror or smelled yourself? You're such a filthy useless cunt, you're repugnant"
>>701799660
No
I disagree
That is untrue
>>701799660
yes
/tread
>>701802032
Must be hard not being white, the jealousy seems really tough.
>>701799660
her lips say no, but her hips say yes
>>701799660
"Harambe deserved it"
Probably depends on the woman. I would say whatever makes her cry and be sad.
Like if it's your mother, probably saying something like you hate her or that your father's girlfriend is your new mother. I said both of these things to my mother by the age of 5 and I remember her crying a lot each time.
I still regret both those things to this day, and I'm a few months shy of 30. I love my mother very much, and I never want to hurt her ever again. She's the only family I have given that my brother has only spoken to me once in the past 12 years, and that was when he was drunk because he thinks me calling him names as retaliation for him religiously beating me into a pulp gives him PTSD, when I'm the one that flinches and blacks out whenever I hear someone clap or shout thanks to him.
>>701806704
>things that never happened
No, you are not a special snowflake. Your vaginas is exactly like all the others, nothing special about it. You will get fat as fuck after the litter of mutants that you shit out.
>>701801273
Underrated post.
>>701810316
Fuck yeah my man
Turn around...I can't cum when you're looking at me.
>>701810776
Emofaggot! You probably well deserved to get your ass beat.
>>701799999
>>701799660
"Don't worry, baby. You're not pregnant, that's just pus from my gonorrhea."
>>701806704
Dude. Woah.
>Don't stick your dick in crazy
>>701800254
Fuck me your autistic. I bet your fedora even wears a fedora
Roast beef pussy. Works like a charm.
>>701809105
ouch
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Just came in this thread to see how tragic you all are. None of you misogynistic faggots have ever been laid and you're bitter about it so you blame all women for it. Either that or you all have mommy issues.
get dressed, quick, my mrs is due home any minute..
>>701810750
Confirmed worst thing
>>701799862
Wise anon
Your brother's better at giving head.
>>701799660
Most of these replies look like they're from people who have never dated. Clearly the worst thing you can say to a woman is "calm down". Seriously, don't ever say that. They'll murder you.
>>701800254
And then show her your cutted wrists
>>701800125
yes i need sauce too
>>701800254
Confirmed virgin.
>>701799660
I'm not actually rich.
>>701799660
GIF sauce?
>>701799883
This. Really. And they'll love you for it crazy enough.
No more starbucks
>>701800125
8CC5CB5
You're welcome
>>701806704
That's fucking golden
>>701799660
Sauce?
"Chill out"
>>701812341
Who is MRBOB7777 motherless com/8CC5CB5
I told my ex once that all shes good for us her gash so she may as well keep slitting it up as it's the only value she has to offer the world.
Ahe stated to cry. Ahe has self esteem issues.
I love you.
rubber baby buggy bumpers
>>701800309
>>701808875
Why is that so bad?
>>701813055
Because then she won't leave
>>701802075
Kek
>>701813107
Why would she leave if you say you love her?
I tell my wife I love her every so often. We've been together almost 12 years.
>>701799841
This
>>701813055
i c somebody went on reddit today
>>701813397
takes one to know one right?
>>701813239
More?? Who is this girl
"im not giving you any more money"
they'll head off in milliseconds
>>701799862
Humans are social creatures, we want to give and to get attention.
Only you /b/tards finds this socializing basic a bad thing.
Because you haven't got any social skills at all.
>>701814577
wtf do you think we are doing here
>>701814725
Surprise!
It's not only socially awkward people that frequent fourchins. Some visitors have social skills and a mentallity of a (near) adult.
>>701814577
"it's natural so it must be right"
you probably also eat leaves when you're sick because medicine isn't natural.
Just because we evolved needing attention doesn't mean you're not one step aheaf if you don't need attention anymore
I do.
>>701814927
I bet mommy and daddy still pay the bills. Gtfo
>>701811028
>newfag
>>701814984
>>701815152
Oho, seems I struck a nerve.
>>701799660
I fucked your mom
>>701799660
I love you.
>>701799660
Are you pregnant?
>>701816025
She's not pregnet
I checked
>>701799660
I'LL DO THE DISHES, is the worst thing u can say to a woman,, she has to do the fucking dishes or else beat the shit out of her.
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triforce and dubs confirm
get an abortion, cunt.
"You're a fucking bitch and you're turning into your drug addict mother and there's nothing you can do to make it stop, stupid cunt". (That one got me stabbed in my side)
"You don't sweat much for a fat girl"
>>701810487
Lmao. How could you have possibly inferred that he wasn't white? Only white men come up with shit like that.
>>701808949
Came to post this
>>701799660
http://motherlesscom/8CC5CB5
>>701800188
lol
>>701815284
I agree to the fact that seeking attention is natural but actually being free of attention seeking is natural too and it's not easy to attain as a feeling, people here actually seek attention like everyone else, just in a different way.
marry me
>>701819160
True enough.
Though it seems they happily settle for negative attention (which I suppose is better than no attention?).
>>701813239
she'll stay but she'll get her strange dick on the side
Cheerleading is not a sport
>>701800385
THIS
>>701799660
I have no money.
>>701815163
>>newfag
>newfag
You remind me of porn stars
Drives me nuts
Really, I just prefer jacking off sometimes.
>>701802484
KEKEK
Is it ok, if I date your sister? If not, could you at least set up a threescore with us?
>>701806346
>>701807649
Nice
>>701813055
Oh my. Source?
>>701822138
Nothing, no set.
>>701822210
Fuck.
>>701816830
You had that shit coming.
>>701799660
"Calm down"
>>701800254
How's your wingardium leviosa practice working out?
>>701799660
call her FAT
>>701805621
>>701806704
it just happened to me last week. I believe you ma dawg.
>>701799660
Shut up!
>>701799660
You're shrill.
>>701799660
hello
Tell her after sex yeah I slipped off the bitch enjoy my seed it's fucking over move 100 miles away forever mad unless she has a abortion then she a baby killer,
>>701805621
jesus christ, kid, she said "no" to you, because you are a sad, retarded loser, not because of your hair
>>701824937
Condom
>>701799660
I love you
>>701799660
Nah, I prefer dick, take your wee mindgames somewhere else, cunt.
>>701800291
Kek
>I want you to sign a prenup
She'll go nuts, because you just foiled her plan.
>>701804572
read the post faggot
>>701807491
Hue Mungus
>>701813239
i know her omg
jew ?
>>701807615
not 9/10 by a long shot. left girl far more attractive, and you're a pretty cruel person. probably a narcissist who will struggle hard later in life.
>>701820824
this one
>>701799660
Women aren't real. All these so-called women are merely men who lost their dicks during fetal development.
>>701799660
I dont wanna hang out. I just want to have sex one more time.
Girl said all respec was loss
I surf 4chan
i alrdy fucking told you op
"get an abortion you cunt."
Love you, mom
>>701813239
www.instagram.com/coral.sharon/
Your periods disgust me. Therefore I need you to leave my house during them. Don't want any nasty vagina blood on my sofa.
Guaranteed slap. ^^^
>>701829192
thats spectacular
>>701821284
Holy shit. Fuckin kek
>>701799660
Did you gain weight?
>>701829928
>>701830140
I'll fuck on a period but I for damn sure ain't sticking my face in there during shark week. Kek
>>701800254
You forgot the m'lady part there somewhere.
>>701806704
bitch looks more like 2,5/10
>>701830370
2 comma 5?
Is it 2 or 5 anon. Make up your fuckin mind.
>>701799660
Sauce plz
>>701799660
hello
Not much, but I remember this one girl who took it really wrong after pointing out how dry she was.
Also how today the whole "micropenis" thing doesn't seem to work much, because that's too easy and overused, and makes you look like a shallow size queen whore.
>>701799660
I Do.
>>701799660
fsa
>>701799660
you are just like your mother
>>701799660
Usually the truth.
>>701799660
ASKING A BUNCH OF BETA VIRGIN FAGZ WHO DON'T HAVE THE BALLS TO TALK TO FEMALES ABOUT WHAT'S THE WORST THEY CAN SAY TO THEM
TOP KEK
>>701799660
You need feminism
>>701799846
Holy fuck.
How's your first day here kiddo?
>>701800254
Epic lol
ITT: virgins living in the friend zone
>>701831178
>can't write properly
>posts on /b/
inb4
U BETA VIRGIN FAG!!!!
>>701800254
lol, is this bait?
>>701799660
Sorry, I keep getting disappointed even though that's my fault.
As any man who has actually lived with a women will tell you;
Yes
Especially if you're not paying attention
To a woman: You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole, and I'm gonna fuck you so bad you'll be coming out of your ears.
>>701832122
So you mean the worst thing to say, as in worst for yourself?
Because usually when I zone out, thats when the outlandish requests appear.
>>701832172
Just stop.
>>701832361
Yes. I firmly believe that video games are a trap they made to get away with it
Say nothing, women hate being ignored more than anything else
>>701832398
fuck off white knight
>>701811216
It does and the second fedora has a neckbeard.
>>701799992
pic related.
i just.....
i can't.
the racism here.
you people are ill and sick
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worse and worse.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
looking at guy penises
thinking males are females
the list goes on and on.......
having the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
the same old shit threads repeated every single day...
calling each other faggots thinking it's cool but it's actually just embarrassing
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are called the sewer of the internet...
>>701800254
>>701833058
thanks for the newest copypasta
>>701809979
Hmmm... Not sure if attractive or disgusting...
>>701799660
I love you
Got the popcorn out for this one and boy am I not disappointed. These threads are always hilarious and really shows how socially inept a majority of you are or just how shitty the women you've been with were.
Not all women are trash anons, hell not even most of 'em. And the ones who are trash, well, you should blame society for that.
>>701799660
I don't want to be your friend. No man does. We want to fuck you. If I wanted a friend then I'd choose from the multitude of male friends I already have, who can probably relate to me better than any woman can. Most men already have guy friends that are close to them.
You'll always be our little fuck holes and nothing more. Your usefulness extends to our physical satisfaction and nothing more. If I'm ever looking for insightful advice or interesting conversation I would never go to a man. If I want to bust a nut, I go to you. Simple as that.
>>701799660
you are a sex object to be used by the patriarchy, and i will make you my slave.
>>701835013
You're trying to real talk in a shitpost thread
whats wrong with you?
And of course this place is full of faggots, its /b/ what the fuck do you expect?
Quality board culture?
>>701833304
>>>>new
After sex, thank here!
>>701800254
>To a woman; i trusted you and you failed me like noone has ever failed me, you were my everything, my goddess, i gave you everything and youve chosen to descend to a filthy whore.
To any piece of shit with pussy; i have other pussies to fuck, m'lady. Walk away backwards while furiously tipping fedora.
I have a knife and a cock and one of them is going to be in you. Which one?
