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STARTING A RUSE THREAD. Alright faggots listen up here's

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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STARTING A RUSE THREAD.
Alright faggots listen up here's the plan. We make up a fake middle eastern country that's been destroyed by ISIS in an attempt to show off those who only use tragedy to make them look empathetic.
I'm thinking we start by getting #PrayForKvatch started.
Ideas? Thoughts?
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This will be amazing
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>>701794563
bumping
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I wouldn't use a name from an existing form of media, come up with something original. If it's something like Kvatch then people are bound to find out sooner rather than later.
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>>701794563
they can destroy some 1k years old church or something
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>>701794563
>be me
>be 18
>live in Kvatch
>terrorists attack
>mom got scared
>says"you're moving in with your auntie and uncle in bel air"
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That's a good point. In that case we need to think up a realistic name for SandNiggerTown. Dubs names the fake country.
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Im in
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Kvatch sounds too obviously made up op, do something like Saliid or some shit
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>>701795183
Carbombya
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i'd fuck you hard and stupid fast sucking on your tits while punching your face repeatedly for being a half nig and screaming at the top of my lungs "where in the world is carmen sandiego?!" every time i come up for air while nursing on those juicy jubs
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>>701795183
Al Dhrabiru

P.S. Sandnigger here. I wanna see some carnage.
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Rolling for muuhrabi
MOO-RAH-BEE
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Maybe you should use something that sounds like a real country, if you add "stan" at the end people will probably believe its real.
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cuckistan
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Liebya
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eastern samothrace?
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Akkadistan?
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>>701794563
It needs to fucking sound middle eastern
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>>701795150
Topkek.
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>>701795294
Iran sounds more made up..
>> iWalk
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obama's home town of barackistan
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Stakhizikstan
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dhrayistan

dry-is-tan
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We have the country name (MUUHRABI, congrats Anon) we will move on to what the Dune-Coons did to our fair country now. Dubs now decide what horrible atrocity was commited here.
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Harambe
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>>701795779
Labia
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>>701795183
almadinat alfadila. It means "utopia". You could come up with some sort of backstop about Mo and goatfucker Co. passing through their for pilgrimage.
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>>701795622
Respek the dubs
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>>701795452
M E T A
E
T
A
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Accidentally blew up a school with a drone
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>>701795622

this guy should go here > >>701795885
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>>701796001
WOOH! I named a country.
Rolling to say that we had just uncovered a scared burial ground and they bombed it because we would not house one of their higher ranking insurgents that was hiding from US forces
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People are scared of drones so include them
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Uzbanistan
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>>701796001
Suicide Bombing. Easy. Killed 145 people, in village with mostly families.
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Atrocity:

A gay nigger faggot took a piss on a cat
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>>701796165
Why should I go there?
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>>701796218
Reroll
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>>701796001
leveled the village of akkadiya (derived from >>701795821) with suicide bombers. 67, including 23 children and 19 women died from the explosions. the remaining population of 167 was severely injured. each person was lined up and be headed or shot at.
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American drone strike hit 6 children.
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>>701796218
Rick roll
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>>701796377
Winrar
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ISIS beheaded all their women
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>>701796001

massacred a school for displaying western values.

have the school be on the border next to a better country, to explain other culture leaking in
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>>701796433
WOOOOO
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>>701796329
also, reasoning was that they gave aid to some ally/rebel soldiers and they found out.
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>>701796433
This is much better than he sacred burial ground. More believable.
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>>701796559
ISIS took over, beheaded thirty women for indecency.
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>>701796433
>ISIS beheaded all their women
Respek the subs. ISIS beheaded all of the women in Muurhabi on August 30th.. it's a sad day for all Muurhabian men who lost their mothers, sisters, wives. Many of the females played multiple roles for the same men
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Muuhrabi had just uncovered a scared burial ground and they bombed it because we would not house one of their higher ranking insurgents that was hiding from US forces. There are very few survivors those who have survived are now trapped in the besieged town. Screenshot this info and spread it around. Twitter, Facebook, Get your friends involved, fool your gullible ones, Hell send it in to your local news station somehow. It's time to make this happen, god speed. Dont forget to pay your respects.
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>>701796636
Perfect. Several women beheaded for indecency in the village of MUHRABI (one U is more common than two in arabic)
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>>701795017
Have you ever been on Facebook? They call it "viral" for a damn good reason.
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>>701796825
AL muhrabi
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>>701796893
The hashtag sounds better without the Al
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>>701794563
>Muuhrabi had just uncovered a scared burial ground and they bombed it because we would not house one of their higher ranking insurgents that was hiding from US forces. There are very few survivors those who have survived are now trapped in the besieged town. Screenshot this info and spread it around. Twitter, Facebook, Get your friends involved, fool your gullible ones, Hell send it in to your local news station somehow. It's time to make this happen, god speed. Dont forget to pay your respects.

Someone make some dumb memes of both right and left rhetoric on this shit
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#PrayForMuuhrabi Boys, Get it trending. Do not fail me.
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>>701796984
Were not doing the burial ground, dipshit
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>>701797022
Story isnt complete
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>>701796919
ISIS militants behead thirty women for indecency after seizing the village of AL Muhrabi. #StandingForMuhrabi
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screenshotting epic thread :^)
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Tiny village pillaged and ransacked called Al-Shamea, countless children and women raped and behead (insert child) (random name)his family was force stoned by enslaved townsmen
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>>701797248
Why
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>>701796984
do it yourself you fucking spaz
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What more do you want in this story you autismos?
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>>701797201
>Al Muhrabi was seized Saturday evening after ISIS ranks moved north from Syria.

Help me. Why did they move north?
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>>701797476
Because theyre trying to take over the whole world?
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>>701797550
More specific. Why would IS move their ranks from Syria? Threats from what country?
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>>701797654
They aren't, this is just a bunch of isis asshats walking into a small country and raping half the population to death.
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>>701797654
An increasingly prominent anti-ISIL sentiment growing among neighboring countries with access to weapons.

Alternatively, a territorial advantage. We can get someone from /tg/ to make us a map or some shit.
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My word is final as OP and Chief Autist of this tribe.
We have our story.
Muuhrabi had just uncovered a scared burial ground and ISIS bombed it because we would not house one of their higher ranking insurgents that was hiding from US forces. There are very few survivors those who have survived are now trapped in the besieged town of Dhyris. 63 confirmed dead with 13 of the casualties being children.
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Also we should make a flag.
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They found Muhammad's petrified anus and vistors were now having sex with it
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>>701797869
ok casual vexillogist here (flagfag), what colors do we want
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>>701797847
ramp up the deathtoll, make it really pluck at the libtard heartstrings.
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Already linked this thread to twitter to expose you faggots.
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The main reason this would work is that western countries basically forced random borders in the middle east so there's probably a fuck america sentiment in there somewhere too
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>>701797972
nah we dont want it to be unrealistic, we're calculating for sandnigger survival rates not breeding rates
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>>701798001
Already linked this comment to your small penis
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>>701797971
red green and white with some stars and cresents
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>>701798001
ok lol have fun with your 3 followers that probably never click on your autistic-ass links.
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>>701798001
Here's your (You) buddy, have a good one :)
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I think we should change it from Muhrabi to just Muhrab, sounds better IMO
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>>701798056
Fair!
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>>701795150
best post
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>>701798112
Fuck yes
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>>701797201
Alright, I think I got it.

>Thirty women were beheaded Monday evening after ISIS militants seized the village of Al Muhrabi.
>This recently comes after the Islamic State moved their ranks northward from their bases in Syria to avoid opposing forces.
>The village Muhrabi, though small, has a history rich of injustices
For the SJWS
>The village is most known for it's desert setting that was used by the Turks during the Armenian Genocide as a mass grave
>Last evening, ISIS militants beheaded thirty women im the name of Sharia for public indecency
>Their clothing was deemed immodest, a crime highly punishable to the Islamic State
>The village of 150 is in silent outrage.
>Yadadada
>#PrayForMuhrabi
Thoughts?
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>>701798112
YES FAM!! FUCKING LITTT!!!
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>>701798134
I'm thinking two horizontal bars- top is green and bottom is white, with red star and crescent.

Alternative color scheme, red/white bars and orange star/crescent. Thoughts?

__________
| / | |
| ( (---A--------|
|_\ |_______|

where the A is a star
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>>701798271
aight, getting to work
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>>701794563

>ISIS special ops force DAGON has obliterated Kvatch
>Imperial soldiers nowhere to be found
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>>701798350
Holy shit. Should we have an accompanying article?
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I'm down to tweet some shit. Are we using Kvatch?

Somebody get that Cali music producer guy that lurks here to do this. He has over 30k followers

Using tits to summon music guy. I just saw you post in the Cali slut thread. Get in here you fucking perv and help us
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Lol this is what you guys do now? Man I miss the old days.
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This thread has taken on a life of its own. My thread has become a man :,^)
Raise hell boys
#IStandWithMuhrabi
#PrayForMuhrabi
I better see it trending by tomorrow's end.
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>>701798617
Faggot Faggot Faggot
Faggot Faggot Faggot
Faggot Faggot Faggot
Faggot Faggot Faggot
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>>701798761
I'm glad we dropped the extra U.
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#MurabiIsNotReal
#Prayfor4Chan
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>>701798739
make a better thread, then. go on.
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>>701795441
Carbombay
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>>701798350
Underrated.
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>>701798717
We're sticking with the name Muhrabi I think.
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>>701798739
The fuck are you talking about? We used to do this all the time. The internet is our toy. The suckers who use it are our amusement. Newfag.
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>>701798350
>We are the true people of Muhrabi.
>This is our story.
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>>701798717
Use this.
>>701798112
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>>701798271
Here's what I have. Thoughts?
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>>701798717
tweet #PrayForMuhrabi #IStandWithMuhrabi and start spreading pics like this >>701798112
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>>701798456
Perfect flag.
>>701798350
Perfect story.
>>701798761
Perfect Hashtag.
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>>701798912
>>701799062
>>701799070

Muhrabi it is!
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>>701799066
That looks awesome
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>>701799096
>>701799066
I finished it up - I went with the original colors, I can change em though
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>>701799066
We have to use it now cuz DUBS
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>>701799153
Thanks man!
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>>701798960
I mean, trolling people on Twitter for lulz? Whoa easy guise don't go too 1337 on us. grow up
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>>701799225
NIgga just gtfo, you're killing the vibe fam.
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>>701799169
The colors work well. It looks similar to other flags in its supposed location that most people wouldn't think to double check. Great work.
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Thiscoudwork.jpg
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>>701799299
If I can kill the vibe in three posts that vibe wasn't too hot at all now was it, fam?
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Lol this is so fucking lame. You guys are wasting your time this will never catch.
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>>701799225
Twitter is just the current tool dude... It used to be aol chatrooms. Then myspace. And every other social network shit that pops up so on and so on. I really don't care what we use. As long as we rustle people behind the tool.
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We have a name, flag, story. FINAL THOUGHTS?
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>>701794563
someone post it on /r/ atheism (im banned)
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>>701798350
>On August 29, tradgedy struck the town of Al Muhrabi, a village in as ISIS took control over the small village of 150. A village known for its massive village, Al Murahbi housed the sacred graves of the turks that died during the Armenian Genocide. As ISIS took their operations northward to evade the opposing forces they came across Al Muhrabi. Though small in number, the residents of the village were accused of numerous indecencies that opposed Shariah law. At 3:13 P.M, 30 women were lined up and executed for indecency. ISIS millitants claimed that their attire was "too reavaling" and stated the some women even dared to go without a hijab. The village with a new population of 120 was in outrage but dared not to speak as it was made clear to them that any who opposed their judgement would also have their families lined up for a live beheading. #PrayForMuhrabi

Thoughts? (not op btw)
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>>701798271
whoops replied to the wrong (You)

sorry
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>>701799444
>trips
Might as well kms now tbh.
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>>701794563
Country name: Lower Bostan
Capital: Muiena
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>>701799530
OP here. I like the idea. I'll try to write one up if possible.
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>>701799530
I second that one
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Do not let these Nay-Sayers and non-believers slow down our spreading of the tale of Mubrabi my brothers in autism. Together this will spread like a wild fire and ignite the world, we shitpost together, we shitpost strong.
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>>701799530
>A village known for its massive village

Capitalize Turks

15:13 - use eurotime for maximum realism

>The village, now populated only 120, ...

>...Any who opposed the executors' judgement...
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>>701799826
From a cursory reading. Apart from that, it's tight.
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>>701799826
Where will you spread the news?
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>>701799530
YES! YES! YES!
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GoatalfGoatler here, Guys tweet it out and retweet eachother etc. GOGOGOGO
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>>701800030
I'd start with twitter - we need a wordsmith to condense it. Then Facebook obviously, but we'll need some pretty links and stuff first before we have to deal with armchair analysts
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GUYS FOLLOW THIS GUIDELINE
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Like this?
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Spread the news of Muhrabi over Twitter, Facebook, Send it to your local news over Facebook or Email. Trick your friends. This is going to work my friends.
#IStandWithMuhrabi
#PrayForMuhrabi
Get to posting it.
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>>701799530
OP here. I'm back and revised this.

>On August 29th, tradgedy struck the seized town of Al Muhrabi, an ISIS controlled village of 150. Known for its massive desert setting, Al Murahbi housed the sacred graves of hundreds that died during the Turkish led Armenian Genocide. As ISIS took their operations northward Saturday evening to evade opposing forces, they came across Al Muhrabi; taking over.

The female residents of the village were accused of numerous indecencies that opposed Shariah law. At 3:13 P.M, 30 women were lined up and publicly executed for indecency. ISIS millitants claimed that their attire was "too reavaling" and stated the some women even dared to go without the hijab, a modest head cover that's mandatory for women. The village's current population of 120 is in outrage; thought they do not dare to speak, as any who opposes IS judgement would also have their families lined up for a public beheading. #PrayForMuhrabi
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OK OK OK we need a political cartoon.

Picture: A sign saying "Welcome to Muhrabi - Population 150"

150 is crossed out and replaced with 120 - ISIS caricature standing by sign with sharpie, maybe some heads on the ground.

Artfags, get on it - I'm just in charge of flags.
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Tragedy In The Middle East

The small village of Muhrabi was afflicted by the hand of ISIS today as their forces moved northward from Syria. Harrowing accounts from locals list as many as thirty different women being brutally raped and murdered for emulating western dress. One local villager tells us they had "hoped to start a change" across the Middle East, while others called it "Justice from Muhammed".
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GET /POL/ POSTED. ITS HAPPENING BOYS
#PRAYFORMUHRABI
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>>701800399
The dubs have spoken.
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>>701800399
Who has an expendable twitter account to post this?!
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>>701800491
Gogogo
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Might as well put my shit to use
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ill be counter tweeting you fags now
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#DicksOutForMuhrabi
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>>701800665
ok
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>>701800399
Goddamn, I hope my story gets on CNN
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>>701800665
Moralfag
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>>701800688
We shouldn't be magrinalizing this tragedy by comparing it to a tired meme. Keep your hashtags mature, folks!
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>>701800665
blow me
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>>701800491
HOLY SHIT

PLEASE
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>>701799530
VERSION 2

>On August 29, tragedy struck the town of Al Muhrabi, a small village of 150. This Sunday, ISIS took control over the village as they traversed the the country of _______. A village known for its massive graveyard, Al Murahbi housed the sacred graves of the Turks that died during the Armenian Genocide. As ISIS took their operations northward to evade the opposing forces they came across Al Muhrabi. Though small in number, the residents of the village were accused of numerous indecencies that opposed Sharia law. What would come to follow would devastate the townsfolk and the world. At 3:13 P.M, ISIS aired a scene of 30 women lined up and executed for indecency. Screaming and begs for mercy came from each of the women. Some even went as far as to offer their bodies or other family members in exchange for freedom. None the less, they were executed anyways. ISIS militants claimed that their attire was "too revealing" and stated the some women even dared to go without a hijab. They warned any other villages who would hear of the massacare at Al Muhrabi that ISIS would soon visit them too. The village with a new population of 120 was in outrage but dared not to speak as it was made clear to them that any who opposed their judgement would also have their families lined up for a live beheading. Today at News Today, we offer our deepest prayers to the victims of Al Muhrabi and hope to spread awareness on the tragedy caused by the acts of these extremists. #PrayForMuhrabi

Thoughts? Also we havent decided a country name yet.
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You guys are making a game out of actual people dying and should be fucking ashamed.
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FOLLOW @MUHRABIOFFCIAL
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>>701800799
:^)
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>>701800851
Thisgonebegood.jpg
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>>701800799
and this is why it says you must be 18 or older to use this site when you enter.
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Slurp my dong ya queers!
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>>701800799
%>
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Could we get some action on Facebook?

#prayformuhrabi
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>>701800955
that edge
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>>701800799
No one but you gives a fuck. You just can't accept the fact that deep down, aside from those closest to you, you don't give a fuck about other people.
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>>701800957
They were beheaded
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We can claim that the reason no one has heard about it is that it only reasonably new.something like it was sick of Isis so it spilt of into its own country
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Guys we need more twitter action too
#prayformuhrabi #Istandwithmuhrabi also ta @Muhrabiofficial
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>>701800399

Reads like a retard is trying to ruse retards while being a retard.
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>>701800399
This is the gist of Muhrabi. Do not deviate from this. It has to be consistent. Inconsistency is what's going to make it fall through.

The village is Muhrabi. The flag has been posted. The story is there.

Final thoughts?
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>>701801097
just say it has no oil reserves, and thus the mass media wasn't interested
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>>701801076
Psh, they're close enough to being beheaded right?
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>>701800798

I like Bhiakustan - spelling can be modified

>>701801119

We need a better one.
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>>701801119
Post better
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>>701801271
>Tragedy In The Middle East

The small village of Muhrabi was afflicted by the hand of ISIS today as their forces moved northward from Syria. Harrowing accounts from locals list as many as thirty different women being brutally raped and murdered for emulating western dress. One local villager tells us they had "hoped to start a change" across the Middle East, while others called it "Justice from Muhammed".
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>>701801237
Roll
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>>701801237
Perfect.does any think they can make a wiki page about it?
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>>701801328
This queer is fucking with Muhrabi now.
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>>701801328
Because the public loves and believes 4chan
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Just notified /pol/ about this high-energy thread.

/b/ is far from dead.
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kek
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>>701801328
Nice way of getting yourself blocked there buddy :^)
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>>701801328
Go and eat your own dick
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WE NEED A WIKI
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>>701801391
This was @MuhrabiOfficial sending the screenshot. Tryna ruin our fun fukken queer. SPREAD THE TWITTER GUYS BRING IT TO /POL/
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>>701801386
IT'S HAPPENING MOTHAFUCKAS
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>>701801443
Nono tell that to the 4chan exposer guy, that was me @muhrabiofficial
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>>701801224
Looks good, let's do this shit. Can we get an article or Wikipedia posted anywhere? Googling it, just brings up 20 guys named Mohammed.
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>>701801552
Just start tagging news sources. If they DM you make up some bullshit
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>>701801552
Thanks, man. The article is what's going to make it legit. A wiki is needed though.
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>>701801495
Aw sorry fam, I'd suggest reporting that dude for targeted harassment.
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OK GUYS I WROTE A THING
>>701801337
>>701801313
>>701801271
>>701801224
>>701801119
>>701800798

>In another horrific strike against human rights in the Middle East, ISIL has beheaded 30 women in their home village of Muhrabi because of their clothing - deemed too "revealing" by Sharia standards. The village, known for housing the graves of over 100 fallen Turkish soldiers, is standing ini terrified silence as one-fifth of their population lies rotting in the streets. Mass media will not cover this butchery - you heard it here first. #PrayForMuhrabi
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>>701801675
Rolling for this
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>>701801675
IT'S NOT TURKISH SOLDIERS. IT'S ARMENIANS KILLED BY TURKISH SOLDIERS.
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>>701801675
Rolling
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Look at this faggot
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>>701801495
Also somebody should make a thread in any other boards that may want to get in on this shit, the more people we have to make it look legit the better.
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>>701801741
OH SHIT

whoops

i should stick with flags
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I'm searching for #prayformuhrabi on facebook but nothing comes up. (I don't have a twitter account)
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>Tragedy In The Middle East

The small village of Muhrabi was afflicted by the hand of ISIS today as their forces moved northward from Syria. Harrowing accounts from locals list as many as thirty different women being brutally raped and murdered for emulating western dress. One local villager tells us they had "hoped to start a change" across the Middle East, while others called it "Justice from Muhammed".
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We can also say the reason the news haven't mentioned it is that no government officially recognises it as a country yet
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i will always expose you cucks
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>>701801870
Ooh that's good.
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>>701801806
It's cool dude. I thought the same before I researched it.
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pol/thread/87089292/greetings-pol

common guys lets get in there!!!
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>>701801819
Go make one then!

Also @muhrabiofficial here
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Should have called Mahrabe, then it would have shared all the letters as Harambe.
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>>701800491
SOMEONE GET THIS GOING PLEASE
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>>701801780
I hate to be the one to say it, but someone might have to put it on fucking reddit
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>>701801970
i will expose you bit report all you want
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>>701801898
>you cucks
The definition of irony
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Flock to the buzzkill and mass report him for being a huge damper on our party.
Check out 4ChanExposer (@4_chan_exposer): https://twitter.com/4_chan_exposer?s=09
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>>701801898
Let's say media doesn't want people to know about it
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>>701801652
I think you misunderstood, I am not personally writing an article (would rather leave that to someone better suited for that). Looking into making a Wikipedia though.
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>>701801979
Take one for the team
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Is it possible to make an article on wikipedia about our glorious country Muhrabi?
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>>701802125
Muhrabi is the village yo
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Who do liberals find spooky? Russia.we can say the Russians are arming the new country to fight against Isis.
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#ExposeMuhrabi
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STICK WITH VILLAGE
A COUNTRY IS TOO EASILY VERIFIABLE
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>>701802086
Oh no, I'm just talking about the Armenian genocide in general. But yeah, we need to find someone to make an article.
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>>701802241
THIS
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We should've called the country Agrabah
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>>701802241
See >>701801870
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You fools mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha i will expose you allllllllllllllllll
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Yo, if anybody gets funny about why the account was created so soon before people started tweeting at it, just say somebody from the village posted online asking how to get exposure for the tragic story and they were told to make a twitter to try and get hashtags going.
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MUHRABI IS JUST A VILLAGE NOT A COUNTRY. It'll help keep it hard as help to confirm or deny it's existence.
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>>701802493
Start translating shit to arabic and posting it
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>>701802493
@MuhrabiOfficial here, already on it. Also shoot me dms on twitter if y'all need anything from me, I gotta sleep
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>>701802516
OK.shall we still try to use the spooky Russian angle is that more or less pointless
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>>701802627
Nah, anything with russia is big news. Our angle is that this is under-reported
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You fucks will be exposed as i will always expose 4 chan
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Is there anything else that would help support muhrabi's existence and the massacre?
e.g. wiki page
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Making a Wikipedia page now, someone reply saying what we are all saying for it. Making sure we are on the same page.
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>>701802676
ok mr.

i wish you luck
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>>701802567
OR better yet translate it to arabic then back to english, then it'll seem broken and more pathetically endearing.
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rip muhrabi
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8/30/16
The day /b/ created a country and then had it's women raped and beheaded.
All in the name of shits and giggles.
Damn I love this site
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>>701802666
OK.we going to give any geographical data?also bump
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OP from >>701800399
I'm gonna head out. Any more comments or final thoughts?
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>>701802783
the day /b/ failed to do anything but get EXPOSED
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>>701802783
Well its better than most of the shit that happens here.
Still if we manage to convince people it'll be the greatest hoax of all time.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhrabi
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>>701802703
Writing now.
Wait up boys
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>>701802850
Why the fuck do you care?
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>>701802850
Damn moralfag, why don't you go to sleep, we're busy here creating some shit
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Also, any Aus-Fags or night owls. Spread this thread around and keep the thread alive by posting semi often even if it's just a bump.
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>>701802866
no doubt, but I have faith this will work. no one really listens to posts from anyone with a 4chan themed twitter anyway, so I think we are in the clear
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>>701802878
Goddamn I love this site.
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:^)
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>>701802866

No, but cool anyway.
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Some fag already post that Muhrabi is fake on the Wiki
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>>701802878
The day /b/ pulled its finger out of its arse
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>>701803068
ok have fun
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>>701802878
Very nice.
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GO LOOK AT THE WIKI NOW FAGS
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>>701803150
Fixed it bruh :^)
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>>701795779
LEDYBA!
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someone needs to be on constant watch for the wiki, who volunteers?
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>>701803096
Found the IP he was posting from 72.178.33.40
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>>701803201
ILL BE CONSTANTLY WRECKING FAGS
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still says FAKE.
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>>701803303
Lmao, someone follow his location
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>>701803311
nice double dubs

i hope you have a good day my friend

are you having fun?
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>>701803311
Wreck yourself
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>>701803315
Nah bruh.
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Someone put me in the screencap. Thanks
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Address: 72.178.33.40
[IP Blacklist Check]
Reverse DNS: 40.33.178.72.in-addr.arpa
Hostname: cpe-72-178-33-40.elp.res.rr.com
Nameservers:
dns3.rr.com >> 69.134.7.6
dns2.rr.com >> 69.134.147.5
dns6.rr.com >> 69.134.147.7
dns5.rr.com >> 69.134.7.7
dns1.rr.com >> 69.134.7.5
IP Lookup Location For IP Address: 72.178.33.40
Continent: North America (NA)
Country: United States IP Location Find In United States (US)
Capital: Washington
State: Texas
City Location: El Paso
Postal: 79924
Area: 915
Metro: 765
ISP: Time Warner Cable
Organization: Time Warner Cable
AS Number: AS11427 Time Warner Cable Internet LLC

IP Weather Station: Meppen
Sky: few clouds
Temp: 17.7 ºC (max 18.3 ºC / min 16.7 ºC)
Wind Speed: 1.0 m/s
Wind Direction: 240.0°
Humidity: 68%
Cloudiness: 20%
Atmospheric pressure: 1027 kPa
Time Zone: America/Denver
Local Time: 04:01:56
Timezone GMT offset: -18000
Sunrise / Sunset: 07:40 / 20:30
Extra IP Lookup Finder Info for IP Address: 72.178.33.40
Continent Lat/Lon: 46.07305 / -100.546
Country Lat/Lon: 38 / -98
City Lat/Lon: (31.9023) / (-106.4065)
IP Language: English
IP Address Speed: Broadband (Cable/DSL) Internet Speed
[ Check Internet Speed]
IP Currency: United States dollar($) (USD)
IDD Code: +1
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giving away your own IP fools
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inetnum: 62.31.139.0 - 62.31.139.255
netname: VMCBBUK
descr: NAILSEA
country: GB
admin-c: NNMC1-RIPE
tech-c: NNMC1-RIPE
status: ASSIGNED PA
mnt-by: AS5089-MNT
remarks: Virgin Media Consumer Broadband UK
remarks: Report Abuse via http://www.virginmedia.com/netreport
created: 2016-05-24T19:05:25Z
last-modified: 2016-07-18T16:36:32Z
source: RIPE # Filtered

role: Virgin Media Network Management Centre
address: Virgin Media
address: Heron Drive
address: Langley
address: SL3 8XP
admin-c: NR731-RIPE
admin-c: CW1083-RIPE
tech-c: CW1083-RIPE
nic-hdl: NNMC1-RIPE
mnt-by: AS5089-MNT
created: 2002-09-13T13:38:42Z
last-modified: 2016-05-03T21:20:21Z
source: RIPE # Filtered

% Information related to '62.30.0.0/15AS5462'

route: 62.30.0.0/15
descr: VIRGIN-MEDIA-UK-IP-BLOCK
remarks: For abuse notifications please file an online case
remarks: @ http://www.virginmedia.com/netreport
origin: AS5462
mnt-by: AS5089-MNT
created: 2002-07-09T08:29:02Z
last-modified: 2016-05-25T08:41:15Z
source: RIPE
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Has /pol/ been told of this?
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I'm actually laughing so hard right now at this thread.
Like this is the greatest thing /b/ has ever done.
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IP Address: 24.185.61.167 (United States)Name: OOL-CPE-PSWYNJ-24-185-56-0-21Handle: NET-24-185-56-0-1Registration Date: 6/6/11Range: 24.185.56.0-24.185.63.255Customer: Optimum Online (Cablevision Systems)Customer Handle: C02769487Address: 111 New South Road
City: HicksvilleState/Province: NYPostal Code: 11801Country: UNITED STATES
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YOU ARE LOSING SIGHT BROTHERS. CONTINUE GUARDING THE WIKI AND SPREADING OUR LIE.
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>>701802878
>>701802906
>The Muhrabi Pillage (someone come up with a better name)
>On the 29th of August, ISIL had performed an invasion against the small village of Muhrabi. The intention of this was announced to remind others of the consequences when ISIL beliefs and values are challenged (i.e. women challenging for their rights).
To protest against this, ISIL targeted many female inhabitants of this village, of which had recently achieved the status of being a secular society. ISIL had performed indecent acts of rape and beheading against the women of the village.

Continue the plan
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Holy shit. It's real. We did it.
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>>701795622


#DicksOutForMuuhrabi
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someone screencap it, if it doesn't work atleast we'll have something to remember
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>>701803719
>>701803653
>>701803524
literally anonymouse
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>>701802387
> 0 followers
You Are so sad
Just kill yourself
Nobody is going to belive you
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Some faggot changed it again
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>>701803311
IP of the moralfag trying to expose muhrabi
72.178.33.40
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>>701803814
I'm capping, don't worry
I'll make a beautiful compilation
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>>701803877
Checked
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IF YOU TRY TO EXPOSE MUHRABI I WILL POST YOUR IP ADDRESS ITT
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>>701801328
HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE LIVES LOST I'M GONNA HAVE TO REPORT YOU FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL
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noice
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It will take all day to go through twitterverse.
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>>701803877
gg
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We NEED this to get big. If it gets big enough and legit looking enough, we can all tweet Trump and Hillary about it!
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Newfags, stop hindering our plans.
Continue spreading the word, and try to conceive some believable evidence.
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>>701803905
Put me in plz, I spread Muhrabi on Facebook
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Great someone fucked up the wiki again
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>>701801328
Gotcha
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>>701803905
put me in man, be a true nigga
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>>701804016
>Literally Hicksville
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>>701804016
>shitposting from church
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>>701803905
Where are you going to post it?
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>>701804119
I keked
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>>701804110
This is moral fags adress
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>>701804016
what am I supposed to do with this anon?
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>>701803311
how is campbell st
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>>701804015

You can't be a potato about it. Their people will verify as fake before it gets to them. Best case, it will be a, "Those degenerates at 4chan did it again, blah, blah, blah. Where does the right to free speech need to blah blah..."
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>>701804110
>>701804110
kek so you have a city
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Make a beautiful compilation.
This is literally the reason why I come to /B/
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>>701804231
its nice come up to my apartment
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>>701804256
Check below
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Please we need the wiki to have good info someone that knows about Arabic history put sit in there. Like "During the Iraqi war the citizens helped us forces greatly in the over throwing of saddam Hussein by providing food and shelter"
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we need a new thread
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p-address-lookup-v4.com/lookup.php?host=ip-address-lookup-v4.com&ip=72.178.33.40&x=102&y=33
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Bump
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>>701804165
I'll put in a thread after this one sages - i'll need a little while to edit it, but I'll post it when it's ready.

Also in any "best of 4chan" threads
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Holy shit I didn't think the story would get this far.
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OP HERE.
MAKING A NEW THREAD BOYS LOOK FOR MUHRABIS FLAG.
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make it legendary
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>>701804331
so make another thread
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This is like seeing your grow up and punch another kind in the face
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>>701804441
you can link the thread newfag
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Gg op
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>>701804499

you can, really?
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wiki is fucked up again, muhrabi is now in sweden
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>>701804441
Link it, please.
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NEW THREAD!! NEW THREAD!!
>>701804510
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>>701804571
It is full of Arabs
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New Thread Boys.
>>701804510
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Someone screencap this post
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