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Civilization Thread #7.2

Gotta watch them god damn bump limits. Irrigation is dug out to the farm

Rules:
- Roll dubs to decide next event
- The magnitude of your dubs determines the power of your event. If you say there is an immigration, on 11 there may be a couple of people, but on 99 there may be thousands.
- World altering events (e.g apocalypse, feminist revolution) can only happen based on quads or higher
- Orgies only happen on rolling a 69

Stats:
- Hood: 3
- Wood: 90
- Food: 34
- Mood: 83
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build a windmill for making flour from the wheat
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Use wood to make tools from so we can do more stuffs, and if possible, sex too.
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immigration
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The town is under attack of niggers. Chewbacca is injured
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>>701794048
roll
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>>701793900

Orgy
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Immigration
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>>701794125
Roll
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>>701794048

This, but water mill
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>>701794048
re roll
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Fuck, produce a girl
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muslims move in to settle
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Black Slaves!!!
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Niggers build base in corner of map
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>>701793900
They expand there colony across the river. Add a bridge
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>>701794300
300 mudslimes!!!
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>>701794233
>>701794300
Dubs chekd & kekd
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Feminist invasion quads?
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Harambe is resurrected.
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An army of harambe's appear and start looting
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River catches on fire
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>>701794527
reroll for lava river
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Build a wall for illegal aliens
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>>701794048
roll
>>
discover animal husbandry
build an animal pen that doubles as a prison
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Inb4 build whore house
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>>701794527
kek'd
reroll
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>>701794527
ya
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Every one gets addicted to krokodil,
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Forest on fire
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>>701794527
ROLL
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A traveling merchant decides to set up shop in the forest.
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>>701794728
Roll for fire
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>>701794527
where them dubs at
reroll
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>>701794048
roll
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>>701794233
An immigration happens. Fuck sentences.

Hood + 30
Mood - 11
Wood - 60
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The entire force of the Soviet Red Army travels through time and takes over. 70's eta equipment brought along.
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Discover spear and shit, kill all niggers
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>>701794766
Winnrar
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chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river on his own
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>>701794411
do it
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Pirates attack the village
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>>701794775
Op do what >>701794411 said pls
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>>701794527
Rolling for fire water
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>>701794775
inmigrants steal our jobs and build a statue celebrating rape, incest and pedophilia
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chewaca dies drowned by his own weight while trying to cross the river! the floating corpse remains
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>>701794048
we need more fooood, re roll
>>
>>701794766
new anon here.
merchant is actually a wizard and sells quests for quick cash
>>
build ships
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>>701794775
Increase farming output
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Rip chewbaco and a nigger makes a cloth with his skin
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>>701794932
ROLL!
>>
advances in teledildonics tech
>>
>>701794775
Purge the mud slimes
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>>701794933
DUBS
>>
>>701794932
KILL CHEWAKA!
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>>701794942
reroll for wizard merchant
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Half of the population dies of Aids from a lot of gay sex.
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Hippies start coming out of nowhere and start another woodstock
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>>701794196
almost
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>>701794933
Win
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>>701795044
chewaka has aids and dies
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>>701795044
kek
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>>701795044
fuck

>rolling for population increase. we had a good few months of farming
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Holocaust
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>>701794527
reroll
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Hitler invades
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One of the citizens finds a cursed sword and starts to lose his mind
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Villagers get dubs
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>>701794527
we need a fire river you fuckers
also a reroll for wizard merchant
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Chewako stars having sex with the females, and the males full of anger cut his dick off
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Satan sends his army from hell to burn the whole village
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>>701794775
BUILD A WALL TO KEEP IMMIGRANTS OUT
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>>701794942
ROLL
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>>701795233
Nigga what
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>>701794933
A windmill is built to handle the now growing wheat.

Food - 32
Mood - 20
Wood - something, i forgot

I'd animate the windmill but its an old file so whatevs
>>
>>701794931
reoll
>>
>>701795322
Yasssss dubs slayem anon Yasssss
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use the stones gathered from before and from the mine to build a small watch tower
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Electricity introduced (build electricity generator)
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>>701795350
>>701795233
Where's their dubs
>>
>>701795363
>>701795350
reroll
>>
>>701795350

Villagers gain sentience of the fact they are a game
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>>701795350
hunt for food.
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>>701795445
reroool
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>>701795399
How the fuck do you do that?
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>>701795350
Op pls do what >>701794411 said this is the second time if you don't do it I'm going to ddos you op pls fucking do it now
>>
we send a scout out to look for harambes ghost
we find it
harambe comes back as a spirtitual guardian of this village
permanent +10 mood
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>>701795399

We already have an electric watermill ass hat
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>>701795387
roll
>>
>>701795522
dub dubs
event
village gets ass hats

>reroll for >>701795498
>>
Homosexual agenda
>>
the laws of physics break and there is no gravity anymore.
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>>701795387
re rolllll
>>
build a fishing boat
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>>701795350

City walls, Roll
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>>701795498
rolling for harambe
>>
>>701795589
reroll
>>
Homosexual outbreak
>>
>>701795589
roll
>>
>>701793900
farms everywhere
>>
>>701795498
we need this. roll
this is also a roll for fire river because that is brilliant
>>
>>701795470
fucking reeeeroool
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>>701795655
shooting in orlando
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penis shrine
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>>701795589
rolling
>>
>>701795350
kill all homosexuals
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A group of barbarian feminists establish an encampment outside of the town.
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>>701795387
build a castle
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>>701795655
fuck we need that wizard merchant
he could sell us some anti homosexual potions
sortof like a liquid pray-the-gay-away
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>>701795488
don't much matter, mega dubs gets shit done.
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Ancient Indian tribe discovers village and decides to attack at night
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>>701795464
Chim.
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The town was built over an indian cementery. Spooky things start to happen
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>>701795706
roll
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>>701795609
Roll
>>
>>701795498
reroll for harambe guardian spirit
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>>701795706
re roll
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>>701795399
Electricity is introduced and a generator built in the watermill. There is no food and somebody died

Hood - 1
Food - 1
Mood - a bunch
>>
ROLL FOR RIVER ON FIRE OKAY
>>
Trump builds himself a bigger white house
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>>701795498
reroll for harambe
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>>701795833
gg river is on fire
we need harambes spirit to guard us and a wizard merchant okay
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Build a factory and hire the immigrants for cheap labor, They begin to assemble muskets.
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there is a lot of woods so it has to be abundant in wildlife. go hunting
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build electric fucking machine with new power
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>>701795833
winrar
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public hanging of serial killer
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>>701795833
>>701795911
two kinds of dubs.
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>>701795815
The people are starving and they ate the chewbacca. +50 food
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A septic tank near the river bursts, polluting the water.
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>>701795911
winrar
>>
People start fishing
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>>701795815
>>701794411
Tfw op doesn't deliver
>>
Cannibalize the Elderly, more food.
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Do we need to assign people to the windmill/farm? Why is the food still going down like crazy?

Train most people to fish if dubs
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>>701795985
roll
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>>701795981
roll
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>>701795985
the river is on fire you walnut. the fish are dead.
>rolling for harambe spirit guardian
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>>701795944
WINRAR
>>
>>701795950
Rerawl.
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>>701795985
rolling
>>
Hunt in the forest for food?
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people hunt local harambes for food
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>>701795815
netting boats are constructed for fishing
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>>701795973
op better update that bridge or this thread become spidey.
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>>701795833
The river was on fire a bit, some ppl died, theres no food, there are trees everywhere

Mood - 20
Hood - 3
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>>701795735
I like this one. Do this one, OP.
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>>701795933
chewie during hunting>>701795933
found a pet. decided to keep it.
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>>701796044
winrar
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>>701795950
Reroll for poo water.
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>>701796133
winrar
>>
ORCS ATTACK
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>>701796122
there it is
>>
>>701796146

>>701796133
>>701796122
>>
>>701795950
Reroll.
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>>701796146
population boom
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>>701796146
This is the 5th time op hasn't delivered smh >>701794411
>>
We take our dicks out for Harambe. An orgy occurs.
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>>701795950
Roll.
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local villagers (1/4 of population) take a hunting trip and find the merchant living in the woods
the merchant sells them the secret of immortality because the MERCHANT IS A WIZARD
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>>701796155
The ghosts of those dying from all the starvation haunt the village bc theyre starving n stuff
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>>701796446
PLOT TWIST REROLL
ALSO THE WIZARD MERCHANT IS ALSO HARAMBE
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>>701795950
Rerollerino
>>
Build 1 ea McDonalds with a playground in it
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>>701796409
Reroll for orgy.
>>
>>701796534
Re
>>
>>701796506
someone give this guy a fucking medal.
>>
>>701796487
People get their shit together and build netting boats for fishing.
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>>701796506
roll
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>>701796487
hunt for food
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raiders came and took all the women to a nearby cave
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>>701796580
Roll
>>
niggers everywhere, with food though
>>
>>701796588
winr
>>
>>701796588
YES
WIZARD MERCHANT HARAMBE SELLS 1/4 POPULATION SECRET OF IMMORTALITY
>>
>>701796580
Rewlin
>>
>>701796623
roll
>>
>>701796487
Still no bridge op >>701794411 pls
>>
Harambe is resurrected.
>>
>>701796623
re roll for rape
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>>701796588
7zip
>>
>>701796580
Roll for something good fuck guys
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>>701795950
Reroll.
>>
greedy merchants selling food take over town
>>
>>701796658
harambe is still alive
rolling for half of the population to turn against each other because government conspiracy
also, we discover writing
>>
So many dubs and op still doesnt deliver
>>
>>701796623
roooollll
>>
>>701796777
WHAT
>>
>>701796777
Winzip
>>
>>701796580
Roll for food
>>
>>701795950
Rollins.
>>
>>701796777
trips have spoken
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>>701796711
well he really won
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>>701796588
The Wizard Merchant Harambe sells the village immortality secrets. They are no logner dying yet are weak from starvation. Also, trees.
>>
>>701796848
>>701796848
Fuck off samefag, there needs to be a septic tank for it to burst in the first place
>>
>>701796922
forest fire
>>
>>701796933
WINRAR
we have a septic tank now
>>
>>701796933
Septic tank existence confirmed. Dubs confirmed it.
>>
Winner!
>>
>>701796947
roll
>>
>>701796922
how are there ghost from starving people if they knew the secret of immortality...
>>
>>701796922
The people construct a sawmill to turn the encroaching forest into fishing boats for food
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>>701797033
Do this, OP. He got the dubs.
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>>701797054
They died first. Read the thread faggot
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niggers steal every last tree.
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send all gays into the mine the flood it
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>>701796922
More people move into the village, and most of them are Paul Bunyan sized lumberjacks. they decimate the entire forest within days.
>>
>>701797054
harambe is just now selling them the secrets fuck anon can you not read

>rolling for the river to catch on fire again
>if dubs the immortals harness the water fire and we learn math
>>
Ghandi threatens to nuke us and does so if this gets trips
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>>701797155
fucking sweet
>>
>>701797149
The resulting lumber is used for fishing boats
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A military base is established near the village, revitalizing the economy and providing jobs that end the famine.

Also, gunpowder and powered flight are discovered.
>>
>>701797155
OH SHIT NIGGA
>>
>>701797155
WE KNOW HOW TO MATH NOW

>rolling for harambe to bless our gardens with 7 years of bountiful harvesting, after which we get 7 years of disease and gay
>>
>>701797149
>>701797220
rolling for this
>>
>>701794411 op pls
>>
>>701797033
was in reply to
>>701796044
>>
>>701797149
>>701797220
get it
>>
Ghosts haunt immortals, driving them to suicide. But did they died?

If yes, they died.
If no, they go crazy.
>>
>>701797237
Reroll.
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People upgrade their houses
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>>701797155
The villagers learn math. They have begun to wonder why the river catches fire, perhaps gods? Anyway, the wheat is fully grown now. Is what normally green? Whatever, generic farm tiles. Mood +10
>>
Someone mixes sulfur, charcoal, and saltpeter. The windmill is destroyed but gunpowder is discovered
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wild moot appeared!
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>>701797300
>>
>>701797237
Roll.
>>
Town gets nuked.
>>
>>701797384
Godzilla attacks
>>
>>701797249
reroll for harambes blessings
if dubs, we get bountiful harvest in which the other 3/4 of the population proceeds to fuck like crazy +100 pop
the immortals also get laid but can not produce children
>>
>>701797384
They chop down trees for fishing boats
>>
A castle is built
>>
>>701797443
Americans invade.
>>
>>701797300
rar
>>
>>701797443
Holy almost dubs, Batman!

>>701797324
Rerolling
>>
>>701797500
win
>>
>>701797427
roll
>>
>>701797392
Rolling for this and this >>701794411
>>
>>701797300
Winner
>>
>>701797471
reroll for overpopulation

>>701797500
winrar

> this is also a roll for one of the immortals to assume roll as king of this village because theres like 150 people in it
>>
>>701797384
Villagers learn to use math to build tools and improve productivity in all areas.
>>
>>701797237
Rawl.
>>
>>701794527
If dubs this doesn't happen
>>
A few annoying villagers migrate from the south so they chop down some trees and build a wall to prevent immigrants
>>
>>701797614
IT ALREADY HAPPENED TWICE FUCK ANON CAN YOU NOT READ

>also reroll for >>701797580
>>
village is over ran with plague carrying rats
>>
day 335 bridge still not built. >build the bridge.
>>
>>701797595
Reroll
>>
civilization advanced into 3D age
>>
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>>701797500
Across the BRIDGE>>701794411
that goes over the river
>>
>>701797677
winrar

>rolling for harambes blessing for +100 pop
>>
Giga Nigga is born
>>
>>701797595
They already know math. But cool
>>
>>701797631
Reroll
>>
>>701797677
Hurray for my get!
>>
apocalypse happens
>>
>>701797631
Rawlin for trump wall
>>
>>701797681
Oh, im sure op will deliver..
>>
Donald Trump becomes supreme god emperor and builds a massive concrete wall surrounding the village.
>>
>>701797788
winrar

immortals survive
>>
>>701797631
BUILD THE WALL
>>
The river keeps catching on fire.
Must be a witch, start a witch hunt.
>>
OP stops being a faggot and the bridge is built.
>>
>>701797822
donald trump hasnt even been invented yet go back to /pol you faggot
>>
>>701797631
Yes
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>>701797822
Winrar.
>>
>>701797850
>>701797788
Has to be quads or higher. Can you not read?
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Dubs gets a castle with trumps wall around it to keep out filthy fucking nigger peasants.
>>
>>701797889
Dubs are dubs faggot.
>>
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>>701797866
fuck yeah. They can burn her over the burning water
>>
>>701797870
reroll
>>
A cult religion starts
>>
Rolling for a village wide orgy
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>>701797500
A castle is being built, it is taking a while, they use stone from the mine to build the surrounding wall and the wood from the area is used as support.

I dont have any premade castle assets, and im really fucking tired so give me a bit on this one
>>
>>701797443
roll
>>
>>701798119
Nice W.
>>
>>701798119
> has time to build castle
> cant build bridge
/thread
>>
>>701797822
WINRAR
>>
>>701798199
dubs. thread dies.
>>
>>701798119
Find fruit bearing trees in forest, clear non-fruit bearing to make more room for the edible ones.
>>
The ghosts want equal representation in government and start protesting
>>
>>701798119
Villagers begin picking apples from the trees.
>>
>>701798199
>>701797681
:(
>>
>>701798263
Roll
>>
>>701798059
>>701797822
>>701798119
Where's our wall op?
>>
Harambe sells villagers a food tree. Magic food tree is immune to disease and fire, and provides enough food for 100 villagers per round.

Rolling of trips or higher kills the food tree.
>>
>>701798288
>>701798255
Dubs check em
>>
>>701798255
>>701798288
harambe blesses the fruit trees
fruit trees now grant villagers the power to summon small harambe pets
>>
>>701798119
who lives in the castle?
>>
going for that village wide orgy
>>
>>701798459
Borat. King of the castle
>>
Villagers organise and cut down every single tree. Farmland expands but the rest of the earth is salted so nothing more can ever grow.
>Fuck these trees
>>
>>701798459
Our supreme leader the one and only Trump
>>
>>701798512
Rereoll
>>
Town is now and forever more communist.
>>
>>701798341
Rolling
>>
Whole tribe goes in search for hallucigenic mushrooms.
>>
We discover nuclear fission and begin assembling nukes. 666 will set off them off in future posts.
>>
>>701798459
Grandfather's corpse
>>
>>701798263
Rollin
>>
harambe blesses the fruit trees
eating fruit from trees gives villagers super strength and the castle gets built overnight
also we learn acoustics and we start a band
>>
>>701798341
Roll
>>
>>701798459
Papa Trump.
>>
>>701798119
Op Op bridge and walls
>>
>>701798631
ROLL
>>
>>701798582
Dis
>>
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Frampt emerges from the river
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>>701798592
This.

Rawl for the impending apocalypse
>>
>>701798631
reroll
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