Took this girl on a date a few days ago, don't really want to take her on another so why not
Dubs decides what I say next
Tits and time stamp or gtfo
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
wanna go on another date kat
Subscribe to the endergang on youtube
I have a tiny pecker and you need to see it
Still wanna smash?
i love you kat i need you to know that
Why haven't we had sex yet?
>>698296517
I know this is a little strange but can you send me a pic of your mom?
Please marry me, i fell in love for u
Just so you know, you're paying on the next date. No questions asked. Alright?
do you think abortion is wrong? i mean jews invented it to control the goyim so lol fuckkkkkk
how are you? lets go out again
>>698297118
roll
would you fuck me if i was a nigger?
this is hard to say
but i was born a woman
>>698297436
this
my dick
I really enjoyed our last date! How about you and me get some smoothies Tuesday afternoon >:) <3
I'm writing about you on this website called 4chan right now
>>698297489
roll
>>698297533
winrar
>>698297420
Roll
>>698297533
Check em
i wanna see you suck a big nigger dick
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
If this relationship is going any further I need to know how you feel about furries
>>698297533
winner
>>698296517
I have a bad habit of fingering my ass
>>698297652
Rollin for this
>>698297533
You suck
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone know the classical music bit in here? appriciate the help
>>698297652
Rollinnnn
>>698296517
want a threesome with my dog?
>>698296517
i have a lot of masculinity issues and i think it's best for us to go our separate ways. thanks for buying dinner :()
>>698296517
Did you masturbate right after we dated?
>>698297722
Winrar
you should know that i have a very intimate relationship with a horse in virginia...its long distance though so its all good
lol still dubs
>>698296703
mfw there's a valid timestamp but idiot ignores it
>>698297533
Come on OP
Farts
>>698297889
tits are gtfo
It's basically a discussion board for autists
its a fetish site. can you show me your feet? ;)
How about we skip to it. I had a raging erection when we were together. It's just something about you. I can't hide it. Can we fuck soon?
>>698297722
can i get help cuz dubs
>>698297889
yeah xD, thing is i have to show them it's really you im talking about, can you please type "super fluper" so they know i'm not lying
>>698297889
It's not so much a blog as it is a place where I post pictures of you and people stroke their shlongs looking at them
It's a website where we talk about people we wanna fuck in the ass
>>698298125
Rolling for soup
>>698298172
Roll
fugg
>>698298277
You got it for me thanks anon
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone recognise the classical music bit?
>>698298125
roll
>>698298172
ROLL
>>698298277
Winner
>>698298172
>>698298277
Winrar
>>698297889
Lets swap nudes? If you dont go first your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Your ass is a work of art.
>>698298328
No bro, anytime.
its where people give you dick extension tips
sorry wrong girl, im texting around 16 different milfs at the moment
You don't want to take her on another date yet you initiate said text with her and leave a suggestive emoji. Go fuck yourself you attention seeking cunt
>>698298277
fucking winrar
>>698298172
>>698298277
Winrar
It's like facebook, but with newfags
Let me see ur poosy
Yeah, it's like a blog where people talk about first date experiences. I'm actually texting you because part of the blog is you need to post a picture of your date for other users to see, along with a timestamp (a piece of paper showing the date and time of the photo).
>OhBoyHereWeGo
Fuck wit a strap
>>698297889
A fucking blog XDDDDD
Send tits and ill send proof
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone recognise the classical music bit??
>>698298172
No lie let's get drunk an fuck like rabbits
>>698298747
Roll
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>>698298661
Do I jerk off to typical porn and not wank to kids to every night? The answer to both questions is no.
>>698298747
Roll
>>698298747
Roll
>>698298661
I'm dead serious. Here's the link: >>698296517
No. Now send a photo of your finger in your ads.
Niggers tongue my anus
>>698298799
WINRAR
>>698296517
Autism at 100%
>doesn't want to take her on another date
>messages her provacitively
>she responds uninterested
The verbal cues are obvious here
>>698298661
Rooling for "lol yeah, its mostly just shitty memes and life stories"
>>698298661
I'm serious, and they're telling me what to say right now. Look: http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/698296517/took-this-girl-on-a-date-a-few-days-ago-don't
>>698298661
Not at all. I love showing my woman to other men who woll never have her.
>>698298661
Yeah of course that would be fucked up. I do personally need mine jacked off though. Want to help with that?
>>698298833
WINNER
>>698298799
Dubs have spoken
>>698298799
WInRaR
not joking at all
send pics so I can fap with my tiny pecker and then I'll share it there
>>698298799
Jesus fuck...
>>698298799
fugg, winrar
I LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK
>>698298572
I just want nudes
>>698298799
Son of a bitch... winrar
Im also gay so I'm not attracted to ypi
>>698298884
ROLL
>>698298799
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>698298833
Winrar
I watch teletubbies
http://www.eporner com/hd-porn/eMyqari6Jb9/Sexy-Eva-Office-Fuck/
anyone recognise the classical music bit?
??
>>698299033
WINRAR
>>698298481
So it's like Facebook.
>>698299066
WINRAR
>>698299033
Winception
>>698298799 < >>698299000
Trips ftw
I like turtles
>>698299033
>repeating dubs
HUAHAZA?!
>>698299000
TRIPS HAS SPOKEN
>>698298661
Ha yeah sorry just bored right now but I had a fun time the other night and honestly I think I love you
She's not responding :(
>>698299066
How bout changing it to "do you recognize" if you're gonna post it 3 times
It's one of my favorite sites to go and whack to diaper furry inflation baby porn
>>698299122
WINCEPTIONCEPTION
>>698299226
good fucking god hahahaha
>>698299226
plz respond my dick plz
>>698298661
The real reason why I texted you, Kat, is to find out the number of your brother. I am going through an, ''experimental'' phase to put in more clearer words. I really fancy him Kat I can't help it
shit I'm so sorry my friend stole my phone
>>698298799
Fuck that made me laugh so much hahaha
>>698299226
Keep going, maybe we'll win her back for you.
>>698298385
roll
>>698299226
I know that you've seen my message. Deep down we know you want my emoji cock, I've even got by dick tip pierced just for you Rawr OwO
ok im sorry im just really desperate please love me ni-chan
>>698299348
roll
Sorry my weirdo younger brother got my phone and did this as payback :(
>>698299226
My sides
>>698299339
rollingo
>>698299445
ROLL
Trolololol
Im joking!
>>698299445
rollL
>>698299445
This
>>698299445
Roll
>>698299445
let's fix this, roll
Woah I'm not sure happened there... Do you want to see my peenus weanus?
>>698299000
Full house lucky you
im gay btw just to be clear
>>698298661
comes back from taking a dump
OP fucking delivers
>inb4 restraining order
>>698299445
Roll
>>698299425
ROLL
>>698299226
You stop ignoring me right now you little slut or I swear to god I'm gonna kill you
Wanna watch a marathon of the fresh prince of bell-end with me?
>>698299445
Our only hope, roll
>>698299000
roll
>>698299445
this
>>698299631
>>698299630
>>698299565
>>698299545
Samefagging this hard
>>698299445
rollio
Ever hear of cuckolding?
>>698299689
roll
>>698299445
roll
Reply or i'll deploy my fellow btards to come to your house and murder your family!
Times ticking...
>>698299717
I was only the third one boi.
>>698299000
WINRAR
>>698299445
roll
Reply or death will visit.
nice weather today ay
>UPDATE
She responded
that was a story i wrote for you
Enough games bitch I know where you live
>>698299348
Rolling
Sorry felt like being really random..lol anyways we should go on a second date! I think we're ready to go that extra step..
You got me pregnant babe.
>>698299445
roll
>>698299845
Drunk off of love for you
>>698299853
Roll
>>698299845
Sorry friend took my phone
Wanna go out again Friday night?
I AM THE NIGHT
Quints get
>>698299944
WINRAR
>>698299717
Fuck you
I'm so fucking sorry my younger brother did this.
lets just stay friends, its not you its me
>>698299845
sends nudes bitch
Wanna Cyber?
>>698299445 for the love of all gloryholes, roll damnit roll!
I'm not drunk just really fucking high. You do meth or are you a square?
>>698299845
Maybe. Wanna come on over and have a few drinks with me? Then we'll see where the night goes...
>>698299000
OP FUCK ALL THE PREVIOUS DUBS, TRIPS MUST BE ANSWERED FIRST.
>>698299919
Really how'd I fail that hard? Duck reroll...
>>698299992
WE GOT QUADS BOYS!!!!!!!!
Sorry I meant 9gag.
>>698299445
ROLLING FOR THIS.
>>698299845
No you fucking idiot. Fucking idiot. You're fucking retarded
>>698299944
winrar
Sorry I just didn't know how else to come out... I'm a gay furry.... if you know what that is ;_;
drunk on dog cum
Drunk and horny, send nudes
>>698300003
3 off :(
>>698300110
roll
>>698300073
Bad b8 you faggot. Reported for faggotry
>>698300142
fuck you nigger
>>698300142
u nigger
Nigger.
>>698300117
I'm a nigger
>>698300003
so close to quints fuck me
>>698300142
Nigger
>>698300142
Nigger
>>698300053
roll
>>698300183
Reported for announcing a report
>>698299845
How do you feel about anal?
I suck dicks for a living.
my dad used to touch up our dog and i write to help work through it
>>698300142
Nigger get out
>>698300073
do you know what quads are?
lol I just found this phone. took it off some weak ass white boy. are you alone right now or what lmao?
>>698300157
roll
OP IS A FAGGOT.
Listen, I farted in my dads pissing ass. He's pregnant by my adopted grandma and she grows hair around her nipples and pulls on them.
nigger
>>698300142
Fucking nigger
>>698300073
You're an idiot.
>>698300110
Nigger
>>698299845
Tell her you love her and you want to watch her do it with a black friend.
>>698300291
Pls no I just came back from a week ban
Have mercy dear lord
Oh shit
>>698299986
>>698299630
SAME FAG
>>698300291
>announcing a report
Guess what I am going to do.
I really need to pound that ass of yours. We can use my sister's spit as lube or maybe get my dog involved.
>>698300352
Here's my post about you sweetheart!
>>698299944
Winrar
You smell fishy
>>698300142
Stupid fucking nigger
>>698300440
You're right, I don't.
I'm doing this for Harambe
>>698300440
Stepbrother.
>>698300452
Kek
>>698300440
I don't lol he's the ghost of my aborted brother. His names casper
>>698300509
ROLL
>>698300399
Winrar
>>698300509
ROOLLLL
>>698300440
Want to go on another date?
>>698300440
Yeah but I wanted one so my mom went out and bought some asian kid from this black guy
>>698300377
winnn
>>698300509
haha roll
>>698300509
Rolling
>>698300440
sorry my "brother" is really just my roommate, we've only fucked twice so we're not that close tbh
>>698300548
Roll
>>698300509
ROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
>>698300440
I just gave birth to him
>>698300509
This is fucking gold -- rolling.
Well, he's still alive in the spirit world.
>>698300509
lmfao rolling
I've been willing to ask you, wanna date again!
>>698300599
Winrar
>>698300509
FUCKING ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>698300440
Oh I don't, I'm part of the big brother program. It's corny, I know, I just wanted to give back a little, ya know? So about those nudes...
>>698300452
Toplel
>>698297877
Winrar
>>698300548
Kek'd so hard. Rolling
>>698300644
Checked
>>698300599
winrar
>>698300668
This
>>698300644
this kek
>>698300509
ROLLLLLL
Did I say younger brother? I meant gay lover... sorry they rhyme I got confused. Do you want to send those tits for 4chan now?
>>698300585
winrar
>>698300425
Just kidding man
>>698300509
Amazing. Rolling.
>>698300440
More of a sex slave, but I make him call me big brother.
>>698300352
Jk
lets fuck
>>698300509
ROLLLLLL
>>698300509
What the fuck. Get.
>>698300509
aifaiudfbouidbshnulnf
>>698300440
Seriously now though, I wanna masturbate to your feet. Send pics.
>>698300509
RolllLLL
>>698300509
check em
>>698300809
you the same newfag that doesnt understand quads?
>>698298661
How familiar are you with the concept of cuckoldry?
>>698300463
You better fucking not m8
Meet me at the park, got a surprise for you girl ;)
I'm gonna be posting the next screenshot in a new thread, I'll tag it in this one
>>698300822
winrar, keep up OP
You want to show down on this lil shaved asshole fam? I bleach it weekly
>>698300977
>>698300509
Win-fucking-rar
>>698300509
not even a single dub, destiny does not want this miracle to happen
MAKE A NEW THREAD OP
>>698301060
Do you wanna make a baby with me? It's ok if you don't want to. Rape is always an option
>>698301060
wtf do you mean wtf? i said it clear as day you fucking retard. my brother is asian. fucking idiot.
>>698301133
winrar
How defenseless is your anus rn
>>698301200
winrar
"can you noscope? 7w7"
With the 7w7 pls
>>698301200
Kek
>>698301200
winrar
>>698301300
WINRAR
NEW THREAD
>>698301370
>>698301370
>>698299944
Dubs em
>>698301133
That's awkward
>>698301200
Winrar
>>698300111
Trips winrar
>>698300822
yes
this faggot is texting himself
/thread
