ITT: Old memes, classic /b/
The thread just started, and you are a fag
Not OP, but fuck off and contribute unless you're newscum in which case go make another cuck thread or "post pics of girls you know and anons say what they would do to them" thread
i have a decade old file from like two computers ago
Spoken like a true oldfag
thats some of that old school shit right there
I made one Saturday, but it didn't take
got the whole fuckin catalog m8 get at me
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
I knew this thread is what /b/ needed
You can stop pretending now, you've already made it obvious that you came over on the meme train from 9gag and can stop posting now
No problem OP, I'm tired of all the newcancer too.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
It was never "enforced" people just weren't stupid enough to respond usually, and if they did they would just say tits or gtfo and sage. Nowadays a bunch of thirsty teens keep these threads alive.
Should have thought about that before targeting Scientology and becoming the face of SOCIAL JUSTICE across the globe. The face of the internet hate machine was turned into hackers for humanity.
I remember one time I was hanging out with Candlejack. We went out to a bar and ended up with these two chicks we took back to his place. We all started drinking some more, and the chick he was started talking about some crazy stuff. He ended up asking her if she had any fetishes, and she giggled before leaning over to whisper something in his ear. He just sort of gave her a willing look, and they took off to his room. The girl I was with really wanted to see what her friend was doing with him, so we gave them a minute to get going, and then crept to his room. We slowly opened the door, but they spotted us anyway. Neither of them seemed to mind, though. They actually invited us in, and told us to join them on the floor. Everybody walked the dinosaur.
that's what i meant by "enforced" - people made sure women posted timestamped tits before responding to them.
and if they fucked around, they tracked them down and ruined their life
we need a /b/ pantheon of our heroes, so that progeny will remember them
and of course the george washington of our mount rushmore
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
and when did /pol/ get a monopoly on our balls?
The Ballad of Basement Dad
Basement Dad, Basement Dad
Friendly neighborhood Basement Dad
Locks his daughter in a dungeon
Tells his wife she must done
There goes the Basement Dad
In a cell down below
Keeps his children stuffed in a hole
From the shining of the sun
And the world that’s up above
Here comes the Basement Dad
In the chill of the hall
Just enough space to crawl
He arrives without a stall
To fill you up from his balls
Basement Dad, Basement Dad
Aussie explorer Basement Dad
Incest is his specialty
It’s a down under delicacy
To him, family’s a great big gang bang
As long as they’re a chain gang
He is the Basement Dad
I wouldn't worry about Candlejack, there's a sniper right th
how do you think 4chan got a reputation for hacking? it was taking down places like microsoft
OK I get it. You Fag.
i remember being on here as that was happening
people kept posting links to police scanners and shit while they were hunting him in the woods
never actually heard shit myself, but it was exciting to actually be a part of something like that as it was happening
fuck off there are plenty of kik threads and trap threads and faces of /b/ threads for you. this is our thread
thank the flying spaghetti monster that someone is on the trolley
I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE CYBER POLICE AND THE STATE POLICE
K, if you don't like me I'll go away and post in some YLYL, like old times. Bye :)
i remember when traps didn't have threads...
at least the band naming has mostly died out
When b sens was non sens.. Too bad we can resume b as a faggot hole, it became almost like 9gag / reddit. Sure, there is still the anynous thing.. but it's not the same anymore.
Thanks for that thread, it was a good thread.
I can relate to this. When World of Warcraft first came out I wanted it for Christmas. When I opened the Gift from my Mom it was "Warcraft 3". I try to say "Thank you" and play like it was the right Gift but Instead my Eyes filled with tears and I gargled something before I cryed out loud. That was the first Day I wanted to leave my Parents Home. But I stayed since WOW had a free Demo Version so I could start to play right away. Since then i can buy my Christmas gifts myself so this doesn't happen again. And before you get an false Impression, i was only 21 when that happend.
Why was hating furries such a big thing back then?
Now there are multiple (lowest quality) furry porn threads (including retarded avatar chat freaks) up on /b/ and no one gives a shit.