Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
not yet, prob soon though
gonna finish listening to this album and then hit i think
you got any plans for today?
i think you will pass out before you will ever start watching it
>tfw its already 2016
i wanted to say it isnt even around this long
i am wasting my time
Gee you know what people love in games, running through a maze full of cheap instant kills
Bethesda "quality" gameplay, it makes me want to not even bother getting to the disappointment that's afterwards
>check Twitch's Game Directory
>Starcraft: 1.5k Viewers.
>XCOM: No Streamers
God damn. Some of my favorite games are dying.
I got my danger noodle and my memes.
Prolly won't be around much longer, need sleeps
It really has, man.
Kinda makes me miss the old days
>even though this place was a shithole back then too
Goodnight and sweet dreams anon. Have a good day tomorrow!
Have a good night.
Sleep warm, and well.
I'll take your word and try them even though I've never eaten there before
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Aunt said she threw up blood this morning, and that's why I went over there right when I woke up. If she's on her way out, I want to spend as much time as I can with her.
Love that dog, we've been together for her whole life.
>I remember when she was a little puppy and chewed up my legos and bionicles.
Had to leave it at the old house, but see above. If it's not just a fluke, and she's on her way out, they're going to put her down so she doesn't suffer more than she'd have to. But she seemed happy and fine when I went over to visit today, so I'm hoping it's nothing serious.
Life Fibers work in strange ways.
Hopefully not, though i'm feeling it right now but i want to talk more.
Furfag reporting in.
>true best fox claimed.
Time guarantees change. You either cope, die, or live long enough to see yourself hate what you've become.
Oh, you can buy them at the grocers in the freezer section. They're like $4 a box
When you going to claim Anon?
>Pizza is cooking
Both? I mean I wouldn't turn down a nice grill but I'm below 5/10 so I don't bother
My husbando Big boss and Griffith are enough for me
oh damn man, best of luck to you
loosing a childhood friend is the worst
its okay, im gonna sleep soon anyway
if you think you will actually do it, its probably better than wasting time on the chan
how are you tonight heterochromia chan
nothing. I dont do that much
xcom enemy unknown is pretty cool. played it for the first time about 2 weeks ago
I'm so sorry senpai.. I hope she's able to get better, but yes. Spend as much time as you can with her if she's close to her end. She will want to be with you if she's going to die, and she wants to be the last person she'll ever see.
It still surprises me that this site hasn't completely failed yet.
Somehow it always gets more and more shitty, yet it's user base stays consistent
Sorry I left, things got really complicated so I had to focus real hard to make sure I didn't get lost.
It reminds me of what I hated most about CDs and tapes--you couldn't try before you buy. At least when Blockbuster and rental stores were around, there was some kind of QA for game releases.
It would have helped if the new XCOM's multiplayer wasn't shite. I really liked XCOM:EW, but was a bit let down by the new one. Still enjoyed it, though.
I suppose so but i like talking to you.
Ever think about self improvement?
It sounds really sad at first, but I honestly started out as a reed thin beta and worked out a few times a week (for mai waifu no less) and eventually got /fit/ and now being social is on easy mode.
All my friends are as geeky as me but a lot of them resent me due to non failure of a romantic life
ever thought of getting in shape for your husbu?
>Life Fibers work in strange ways.
I won't dispute that, but she seems to hate humanity, not sure if that would work out
I usually don't hang out in waifu threads. I only stop every now and then to ask people if they can tell me goodnight.
I guess... I'd claim .. this cutie?
you do enough to get my interest
gonna play any fun games today?
likewise nui, but i am not really worth that much when im tired like this
cant you try doing both perhaps?
I don't know what it is, but 4chan is doing SOMETHING right.
It is, even tho I suck at it it's really interesting to watch. For me anyway.
XCOM 2 has multiplayer?
Ehm... Not too sure who this is, but i'm pretty good. How about you?
I mean my face looks nice but I can't get more then 1-2 meals a day that are low calorie and I can't work ATM, so I'm a skeleton with a nice face and a fuckdd up sternum from having a slut mother who smoked
I'll always regard KLK as one of the best made anime series I've watched with the dumbest core concept.
>"So why did he do it?"
>"Left a note about No Man's Sky happening all over again."
Damn, brutal man. Well there is some glimmer of hope left if that's the case, hopefully it is all just a fluke. Play with puppers as much as you can, make it last.
Well I'm Kursk, a gnome mage (specializing in conjuring) with a toad familiar named Hannibal. I'm hyped for the game we're gonna be playing, Fran is the DM and has a whole story thingie written out already
Can only say one word
hey gardy sorry for ditching on the dnd fun
i wasnt feeling like it
you think i can still join in later, when is the game starting?
You're always worth talking to.
You mean talk and watch or watch then sleep?
I thought it did. I got it via Steam when I was deployed, so I didn't have good enough internet to try looking for it. Does it not? I know the multi for EU/EW was pretty milquetoast.
I think you have to claim him as a dad.
It's hard to believe it's already been 13 years...
I plan to. I'll even take time off work if I know it's close...
I plan on it for sure. Visiting every day from now on, even if it's not for very long
>Pic related, doge in question
nothing ive have plans to play. probably rust and maybe a game of LoL. i feel like Yasuo or Elise.
i dont know to me it felt like one that would be more fun to play. ive put in around 30 or so hours so far
well that sounds weird but i excpect some fan art
>thinking that I would want to fuck my bby
HA, why would I commit a sin? You impure heretic...
Oh it's fine, and yeah, totally! Fran says he's gonna be helping people make their characters this week. We plan to start whenever we are all ready.
Yeah, for some fucking reason, no one will let this cesspool die
>Instead we all just complain about the newfags that show up
Cold blooded=needs more cuddles
Venemous, and constricting ;)
I'm getting along pretty well today, very relaxing, I had a chance to see my good friend earlier so that really brightened things up
I'm kinda new nice to meet you Im just Bard
what do they call you?
its ryuuko, or ryuko
you're the tsun-est anon in existence.
making a ham and cheese hotpocket for a snack
to late to make some eggrolls.
Is ypur character ready?
Why conjuring? Gonna be summoning all the shit?
I have my fortnightly game on this Friday, looking forward to it.
By the way I love you guys
You're closest I got to friends Kms
>HA, why would I commit a sin? You impure heretic...
But what about carnal needs?
More moe blobs
Well, this is my first game and first character I've ever made. Conjuring sounded cool af, and I couldn't pass up being more adept in that. Any tips on level 1 spells I should be using?
Carnel what now?
thats good to hear
i meant talk and watch, i cant do it but maybe some people can
dual monitors seem to help a lot
13 years is pretty old for a dog
im sorry man, give him some extra love from me
sounds good enough
i always enjoyed elise from time to time as well for some reason my phobia doesnt trigger on her
perhaps her human form is pleasent enough
thats good to hear, i will be there tomorrow then i guess
i was having a rough day and games werent working for me so i just slept on it
I haven't played it, that is why I asked you. I thought you knew.
This is me every time I play XCOM:
>hmmm, I know there are aliens over there
>I'll set up my support with a backup medic as the front
>and send my assault to flank
>a long with my sniper in the back for contingency plan
>my others guys will act as overwatch/suppress
>everybody fucking dies anyway to sectoids
Every time. I apparently fucking SUCK at strategy and tactics.
And then some gook bought it because 2ch fired him. Fucking. Hilarious.
I don't actually know if that is true, but it sounds good so I'm gonna use it.
Depend on his age I may have to call him grandpa
idk how does Hispanic ppl age works so let's go with husbando
Mine is still pretty close to my heart. Almost 3 months but similar situation man.
You going to stay in the room with her?
Ahh i recognize that face.
Acid edition wasn't so easy for me.
I'm Shizuru. Have it in... most of my file names, to help forgetful people like myself.
Usually nice to see old friends.
You can expect some very interesting fan art. I am gonna try and draw our whole band together.
I can't really do that and it'd be harder when i'm tired.
Yeah, you know a site has gone downhill when the founder voluntarily leaves.
>moot will always be the greatest cuck to have ever graced this site with his cuckiness
blood moon elise skin is beautiful
yeah the mind control sectoid groups are really hard to deal with
edge of my seat
Gotta admit, he finally found a viable way to make money off 4chan
What happened now?
Good. Some time is better than none, especially in a situation such as this.
They didn't even have to use Mind Control. They killed me with pistols and Mind Fray.
And it was on EASY. I really like the game too... I guess I need to just sit down, take my loss after loss after loss to get better.
But it's so disheartening when you have to scrap an entire play-through because your A-team gets wiped.
i guess we are really alike then
i will make it a bit easier for you and go to sleep
how we can talk later nui
completely agree, the only reasonable elise skin to have
love the human form recall animation
now that i think about it i love all the bloodmoon skins
yea time to go to sleep now guys
you guys are always here for me apreciate it, later
The betrayal of the great Jew Lizard still hurts me deep in my heart to this day
Good night then, Yuno!
Hope i can see you later.
thread died on me and i didnt know lol now im lost
Yeah, I'm just waiting for Ruby and Yuno to make their characters, and then the fellowship is formed!
What edition, and how many spells per day?
For 0-level spells or cantrips, Detect Magic, Read Magic, Mage Hand and Prestidigitation are all amazing.
Cant play until character is ready.
i play on normal and i didnt have any real issues until i hit the mind control guys. i only lose about 5 or so up until the base mission.
night and championship is cool too
sounds like you guys will have fun
Nothing, i just woke up.
Not just the mind control thing is too overpowering It also has bugs(?) to fuck a planned route up
>Route indicates assult to go around the building w/o alerting aliens
K lets do it
>assult smash glass ran into building smash another glass to get out of the building alerting all aliens
>well I'm going to bed. night you guys...
I am not!
>We literally never spent more than a week apart before, and she was always by my side when I was at home, even if I wasn't doing anything, she'd just lay near me and was content with that.
Of course. It wouldn't be right if I didn't.
>Still wish I could've brought her with me.
>What edition, and how many spells per day?
hmmm, not quite sure what edition... I'm pretty sure Fran told me at one point, but I didn't fully understand what he was saying.
I can use 9 spells peer day.
Quick question, should I save my magic for combat, or should I save the majority of it for solving intellectual problems?
Well then good morning master. Sleep well?
I tried to keep it going, but it seems like once my A-team gets wiped my other operatives just can't make the cut.
I keep at least one or two rookies in my squads to keep a decent roster, but once all my soldiers are fatigued or wounded the next missions rolls the fuck out of me.
Yeah the pathfinding also is something to be desired. I wish you could make your own paths at the same cost of tile movement. But no. That would make the game too easy I guess.
Newfags can't Reverse Image Search even though 4chan has a build in Reverse Image Search.
Do you wonder why people don't spoonfeed often here?
Slide some of that this way.
Haha, smooth one. Playing something?
Most certainly is. Yeah the distance blows, but visits aren't out of the equation so some light is there.
Can't really complain.
What are you up to slave?
oops before i go.
How did i miss this, that's sad, things might seem a lot more lonely once she's gone. i hope there might be something that will cheer you up.
But if I slide some your way I won't have enough for me to eat later
>slides a slices
Not only is that a lie, but it's a bad lie.
If only there was another board on 4chan specifically dedicated to anime girls.
Learn how to find sauce.
>not using the support to surpress.
Biggest problem right there tbh.
>Heavy and psy.
Assault to scout forward while sniper finds a high point, psy and heavy move up the front while the hacker and medic take the flanks making a spear head sweeping across the map, spread out to avoid a surprise grenade or stupid shit. Medic and hacker dont take risks, they stay in full cover and support the team while disrupting, surpressing, and just generally annoying the enemy they won't kill a lot of enemies, sniper is to kill any target it can and chain the kill combo perk while taking out enemies that get to close. Assault should still be stealthed, if it isn't a bad idea, hold off until he can go in for a one hit kill, then run off and collapse the spear into a flat, psy and heavy are the constant dps sources, if they aren't reloading, blowing shit up, mind controlling the enemy, they're sending rounds down range. (Honestly I prefer two heavies, not a psy for this, but late game that aoe mind resist is great)
That's how I do it, it's a slow map sweep that doesn't take a lot of risk and can cover an emergency retreat. Not great for the raids. Or chrysalis fuckers tho, just move really fucking slow.
Nothing really. All of the people i usually play with are in bed, so i'm just rather bored.
>Pizza stealer rattles.
i know shes common in the waifu department but i cant not love her!
I've just accepted that I'll never be able to play XCOM well.
It will gather dust in my steam library. Right alongside Dark Souls.
At least I asked ;w;
This really isn't going to bother people here though
>other than the fact it's lewd
Maybe you should come and sleep too
Those 4 spells should be your most used out of combat spells. They cost you nothing and their abilities are amazing. I need edition details to help any further.
It will be difficult. That pic I posted was just before he slept. Make sure to grab the collar. Cremation or burial?
No, I'm completely over it. I appreciate your tips, but I will probably never play XCOM again. I stupid.
Still took so much though...
Hmm? Come where now?
Ah, Cyka Blyat simulator. Still want to play it one day. Pull off any sick plays?
>More where that came from
I'll just take some toppings then,
She really is. She very rarely barked at anyone, and was always super friendly. Hell, even random people were fine around her.
Indeed. I'll visit her again tomorrow.
They will for sure. Even if we're separated right now, I still miss her, but know I can visit her if I want. When I can't anymore, it's gunna hit hard.
I never got her a collar. I never felt she needed one, she was so well behaved. I could literally take her on a walk, and she'd never leave my side. And if she got too far, all I had to do was call her name, and she'd come right back.
>If we decided to run, she'd even keep pace with my slow ass instead of running ahead.
It was only one slice!
> I want more Alice maids
There's a little bit left after the pizza that boat rattler loli took. It's yours I guess
I like this image
I seem to recall something about 3/4 of the pizza.
I hope she feels better
I might stop posting again because my eyes hurt again
I may already be in bed. It seems only appropriate given my current 'occupation'
As a joke! Then I only took 1 slice :(
I would like to buy one loli boat slut please.
>paying in pizza slices
Look, I'm smart enough to not get back up after getting my ass kicked over, and over, and over again.
I get what you are trying to say, and I appreciate your encouragement. But I'm beaten. The Aliens fucking won. And Earth is doomed.
Wouldn't be possible without you.
Keep it up. Other than that, how's the night?
>Ever tried Pixiv?
Sweet, much appreciated.
Oh, thanks Rory! This will help a lot in my first game, I'm trying to get as much information as possible.
Me too! it's one of my favs
Haha n_n right back at you. But you're my tomato got that?
Only time will tell, Cat.
>Time for sleep already?
Well, I got more eurobeat playing. I might decide to sing again. Not much else yet.
>Might go play some WoW since i got the expansion after all.
UGH I WANT TO RANK UP BUT I KEEP LOSING HELP ME
B-but... Okay :(
>qtNazrin checked for me, and he grabbed the good stuff
The monster is all mine though
How many like this have you got?
>tfw I lose my mind from Makoto hug
Pretty accurate tbh
I think I'm gonna hit the hay, it's already 6:30... RIP my sleep schedule again.
Shit I dropped my hats, can you pick it up for me?
Can't sleep again, Miho?
Really, i own none.
I don't know what to tell you.
Please rest well, and get that soup!
I'm thinking of joining this littler "cancerous community." Anyone got a list of already claimed waifus just so I make sure I am not stealing anyone's.
My first hope is to claim Homura, is she taken?
Reading you loud and clear.
That's always a nice commendation. Heh, enjoyed it that much eh? Gets the blood flowing.
>People treat it like the final salvation.
Sorry fam. Would totally come in with my sick AWP skills and carry you, but I only smurf :^)
Terrible news Anon.
Truth be told we have users who claim the same waifu. You can fight the other Homura if you want, but you shouldn't have a back up waifu anyway.