Prove that you are white. Not that you are not black, but that you are white.
>I have a career with the government
>a university degree
not overly white
>I own my own car
certainly not overly white
>a home with my girlfriend.
not overly white.
I am white.
kek, me too. whatchu got anon?
>120Min., KBS, Brown Shugga, etc.
>I work at a liquor store
I also have too much money in craft beer.
I'm not Asian but I am smart.
Oh, and I work.
>I have never been arrested.
>I have never been randomly stopped by police.
>Although I've never left my country, whilst flying from a major airport, I wasn't asked to step into secondary, although I was clearly too drunk to be anywhere near a plane.
maybe you're on to something, professor.
i guess after building western civilization, putting a man on the moon, and inventing that computer you're trying to be quasi-intellectual on... they deserve a day or two off.
I'm a lead software developer at a 100 million MSP software company
I drink Nickel Brookes' Head Stock IPA 7.0%.
I grind PS4's Paragon and Rocket League.
When I don't feel like drinking I take walks down the river/canal.
Shoot, man. I'm not disputing at all that whites have done incredible things. I'm saying that it seems like there are plenty of white folks that don;t work and are lazy motherfuckers. So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs, but still sit around and complain. I think it would be pretty easy to stereotype whites as lazy.
My penis is 3 inches erect, I have a leather folding wallet with an Oyster card, £500 in cash, a nation wide debit card and a Starbucks and Costa card. My parents own the house we live in, I am going to university and my IQ is not ridiculously high, but 20 points above the average, which is dragged down by retards (and we all know which race they tend to be)..
>So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs,
Oh look, another armchair historian and philosopher
Its a more complicated aituation than that yoy dumb nigger
Now that's white.
I'd agree that's it's more complciated. i was trying to dumb it down for everyone here. Listen. I was trying to get an idea of what was really white. saying that you have a job is far from being white. I'm sure you could look up statistics and see that I'm right. There are plenty of other things that are much more predominately white, like playing hockey. and maybe that schuhplattier thing, but I don't know that one.
>I wouldn't hit a woman
Its prove your white, not non white
>or accept money from one
Yeah you would just pay them after do with sexy time huh fatass
I'm white. I believe that Black Lives Matter.
I am married with a home and 1 + 1 on the way children. Neither of us had kids before we married. I fully match my company 401k. I have a fake facebook account simply for nigger bashing without any real life consequences. Coffee black. I have been lurking in this shithole since 2007.
>had to pay my own way through college
>no government handouts for race or gender
>got an engineering degree
>got a job immediately after graduation
>paying off loans
>investing in my 401k and Roth IRA
I realize women are a distraction, I play league hard want to go to lcs, my lips are medium sized i have 6 in penis, the bottoms of my hands are pink, unfer my forearms are pale, my parents make around 200k, i dont play basketball, im not a dumbass
Ah, another thread where insecure, ego-inflated faggots try to justify their self-image to strangers on the Internet.
>inb4 "kek, nigger detected"
Does my dick look brown to you?
I am going to college so one day I can get a good job. I go to every class and am interested in learning. My professor is new so he cannot teach so I make the effort to learn myself.
I think my life is bad.
>I can trace my lineage back to Romans.
>My family has multiple investments
>I genuinely enjoy spending time with my children
>I help others without expecting anything in return
I'd say at Uni but that ain't white much anymore due to affirmative action
>cannot dance except for swingdance
>Motocross and Dirtbike (EXTREMELY white)
>Own a VW Jetta
>Had a job the past 2 years of my life
White enough for a filthy college freshman?
I married my pregnant girlfriend. We have a house. I mow the lawn. We're both professionals. I have a balanced portfolio and a 401k. My kids go to private school. I used to own a harley, but sold it because I have a family.
>I'm an atheist
>Have a stable job at the HQ of a multi-billion dollar company as a website editor/social media marketing specialist
>Have been with girlfriend for over 3 years and haven't popped out a single kid
>Smoke cigarettes that aren't menthol
>Family owns cabin on lake
>The only friends of mine that have died killed themselves
And I knew - only I understood - that the horrifying apparition was Leopold, raised from the dead. Wolfgang had actually summoned up his own father to accuse his son before all the world. It was terrifying and wonderful to watch.
I am a Teetotaller (no alcohol).
I have never used any kind of illegal drug
I have never been arrested or spent any time in jail/juvenal hall
I work full time in in the technology sector
I pay my taxes in full
I have an IRA
I sunburn easily and have many freckles
I have a bolt action shotgun.
Drink new Belgium Rampant imperial Ipa 8.5%
Don't say nigga
Have a cruiser instead of sport bike.
Listen to indie folk music
Use dr bronner's magic soap
Have a 200$+ vape
Subscribe to hbo
Want to live in a tiny house
Don't like blunts
Don't like lean.
Private education, half Irish, speak 3 other European languages (French, German, Spanish, learning Russian), listen to classical music frequently, used to play rugby and football for the county, socially awkward to the point of autism, love cocaine and ket.
I just deposited a lease payment check from the mineral rights I inherited from my grandfather.
I can trace my lineage back to the first man in my family to set foot in the U.S. He was from Scotland.
I wear cargo pants, like mustard; and praise Trump.
>naturally straight hair
>mother works in an icu and posts lots of facebook meems about her job, minions, and wine
>dad is a chemical/environmental engineer born in 1955, likes to go sailing and lecture me about the usage of nailpolish
>dating a guy whos also catholic and that my mother chose for me
>played volleyball in highschool and was in the choir
I've never met my real dad
My favorite drink is koolaid,
My IQ is 69
My favorite foods are: doritos, watermelon, and chicken
When I'm thirsty I make koolaid (which is mostly solid for some reason)
George Washington is my cousin, William Penn is my great grandfather, I have a credit score over 830, own a car, two boats, a home, have a retirement fund, savings account, CD's and stocks. Oh, I like mayo and grapefruit - not together. I drink gin.
I work 56 hours a week to support my family. I barely get by supporting my six unplanned kids. I vote conservative because i want LESS benefits for my shitty situation.
Minorities and gays ruin everything
Praise Alla-JESUS. Praise Jesus
I am a DM for my friends. We have been playing Dungeon and Dragons and other /tg/ with the same group for roughly 20 years. I have never gotten a ticket.
When I was very young I was given bad marks in school because I was maladjusted, but when I took an IQ test they made me skip a grade and I did much better.
I graduated from high school at age 15 but I was only in the top 10% of my class because I didn't take school that seriously. I have been coasting through my entire life on my natural abilities without working that hard because I'd rather have more free time to spend with my family, wife, and friends and be generally comfortable than be successful.
I think the office is a reputable show to watch. I would not reccamend it to anyone with that tinge of stereotypes i would hate to see sprout in real life. >>701753252
i have a father and mother (not black) who aren't too poor (not Hispanic), but neither one cared too much about my grades (not asian). also, i'm not ashamed of them (not Eastern European)
It's a number assigned to you by the banks that determines how likely you are to pay your debts. It's a big deal when trying to get a house loan or something important like that.
More controversially, it is now being used by potential employers and other non-intended users. People with bad credit scores are statistically more likely to steal from their employers so someone with a great resume but poor credit score may lose out to someone with a great resume and a good score.
businesses report their interactions with you to certain credit groups, and those credit groups rate you as good or bad
>don't pay your electric bill
>electric company reports that you suck to a credit bureau
>the credit bureau lowers your credit score
>you pay your credit card bill on time
>CC company reports that
>your credit score goes up
way more complicated, but you get the point
it's what rednecks with small dicks do their trucks to make them feel more like men
>lifting the chassis higher in the air to make the truck seem taller
How many times per week do you jerk it to cuck porn?
I paid off my student loans in a timely manner and never missed a payment AND I'm not asian
here we observe the butthurt trump supporter in his natural habitat.
when he is threatened by liberal, enlightened men, his first response is to call them a "cuck" and try to distract others from his own male insecurities
sorry bro, but i have a big dick and drive a prius. you can say anything you want.
I ask for extra mayo when I go to subway.
My credit score is over 800 and my last name doesn't sound like a bunch of pots and pans falling down the stairs
the most threatened are the most insecure, and the most likely to be butthurt trolls
They are threatened because their view of whiteness is inherently anti-colored. They perceive white men who base their identity on anything other than being a white man as a threat because they require a large group identity to feel important.
They belittle men who don't think like they do because they desperately require group consensus.
I play videogames at my mum's house because I have crippling depression and anxiety issues that stop me from doing much of anything else. Whitest person I know, I'm afraid of everything.
All of my boots, except my cowboy boots, are scuffed from work. I grew up fighting all the wetbacks that overwhelmed my schools. I'm 26 and have owned a home for 7 years. I have 3 vehicles and 2 motorcycles. I own my own business. I go camping regularly. I know how to swim.
I listen to and play nordic melodic nupunk death metal and I can play 4 chords really well. I'm in a band, but we suck. I'm too good for them. I tried applying to join metallica, but that didn't work out because their manager won't let me talk to them.
I'm unemployed, but instead of living off welfare, I pawned my stuff to keep the bills going and spend every day applying for jobs and doing favors for people in exchange for food/money.
The welfare system is there for people like you. You're the type of person who SHOULD be using it. The government realises that it's necessary to have a tiny bit of money when you are looking for work, so they give you some. You'll pay it all back 100-fold in taxes anyway.