Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can get a tarot reading from me.
>Leave a name and if you don't GET, you'll get a fortune cookie from the junior shrine maidens instead.
>Patience and love! It takes time to do these, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Reimu I need help.
And so far it's just us!
Someone fucked a McChicken, how do I cleanse my brain after learning this?
Life is agony. *achoo*
Sorry for letting it slide last week. I've had a lot on my plate, that's all.
No. This thread is not going to die after another long, boring week.
Not on my watch
My thoughts exactly, no offence, Reimu
Think of or do thing that make you feel good, do it until you forget
Also hello, Nep, how are you?
I'm sick, and, I might have a slight fever, but overall fine I guess. You?
Mm, thanks Anonymous! I'm happy to see you too.
It'll be fine once I get some more work done. It's just been a struggle, and I have a lot to do if I wanna get paid in time to pay the bills.
Reiimu can you help me.
Watch something worse, maybe that would help.
I would be just like you if it wasn't for this illness.
How's it going?
Got a question for you, one sec...
Just kicked ass in Hunger Games.
>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81".
very bad luck when it comes to money it seems, maybe a tarot get would say otherwise
Now, here's my question.
Is this possible? Stimulation via donation?
I got sent this pic from some weird person via email, their email was about being overwhelmed by love or something like that.
Strange people, huh?
Really strange indeed...
I guess I'd like it a lot if someone actually donated, but I dunno about THAT much...
How does one get over being emotionally used every-time they happen to fall in love with someone.
Electroshock therapy and christian school for 7 years.
That's Parsee I believe.
*Hi there Manny, i was wondering if you had a Steam account.*
Find better people. Put your foot down more and don't fall in love so easily. The other person should have to do just as much to impress you as you do for them!
Sadly I am not that type of person since I am accustomed to being alone and fall to easily since people put up with me.
I'm used to being alone except I don't have the same problem as you, if anything I'm more at peace with being single.
I'm a cat. Isn't that something?
I can't be like that. I am a jealous individual and when ever I see couples flirting, smiling, or holding hands I get envious. I saw how much I want that. I want to feel that happiness, have meaning to someone else, and generally feel loved.
those look like filled water balloons.
I have this constant urge to be killed by qts.
For examples, if I see a qt girl, I think "I want her to kill me really hard."
This doesn't make sense. Why do I feel this way? How can I relieve it?
Find more and more people that you have chemistry with. With that strategy, you can't fall in love with *every* friend you have, and then you'll be able to distinguish whether your love is as a result of loneliness, or if it's something much more than that.
Find a qt necromancer, so she can kill you, and then just bring you back, and keep killing you in different ways until you blow your load, and even that is optional.
I don't know if the cum meter would reset after death and ressurection, though, so that might be a problem.
Hey, nice pussy
Dr. Manhattan, you're here. You missed Reimu's amazing tale of why we have threads on certain days!
Ufufu I happened to screenshot it, of course.
I used to be exactly like that. Get angry, sad, jealous and other emotions when I saw couples together.
I don't know if it's my growing spirituality or the "not really girl friend girl friend" incident that happened but I just don't care about it as much. I want to rely on myself but I shouldn't be pushing that stuff onto you now that I think about it.
The most important thing you can have is patience and a rational mind to know when to try or to drop it.
Damn, I'm dumb.
I thought the semen on her was milk at first, and I was confused as to why milk would be coming out from the sides of the breasts.
Simply incredible. I'll try to create a story that can top this, but I doubt I can.
I'm probably going to feel depressed the next few weeks a girl I liked online has removed me because I'm constantly negative and since she also already had a boy friend and lives on the other side of the atlantic ocean there was never really anything i could do
But ever since I got removed I got more salty in videogames and crying
heh nothing like internet drama huh? She at least give you a warning to stop being negative?
These threads are always so friendly. It's great, even if I only lurk 99% of the time. You guys really have a cool little community here.
I've been wanting to ask the tarot; I'll be on my way to med school for about a decade shortly - I'm an aspiring pediatric psychiatrist. How do things look for me in the future?
If you're wondering how I did it, I just used snipping tool on the image in the screenshot, then put that into tineye.
It's probably not the best result I could have found in terms of resolution, but I just wanted to show how fast I could do it, because I'm a lonely bitch.
All ready done that and I know the feelings that I develop to someone is not out of loneliness. I usually only fall for people that continue to push and push, trying to get to know me despite me trying to push them away. It gives me a false sense thinking they care about me.
Moonbun is here. How are you all?
There's no way she doesn't realize that her skirt flips when she does that, right?
Uh, I mean, hello, Reisen.
If riemu dosnt come by I guess I can give a reading
Yes but then again I couldn't do anything to help it I'm also a very jelous person
Looks like the cutest one has arrived.
Heh, as if I would actually be caught saying that. Let's just make sure I don't clickaroo the ol' post button by accident, then...
not much, trying to find something to do
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1673784 here is your sauce
> It gives me a false sense thinking they care about me.
What if they do actually care about you, though?
Well, anon, I don't really see a problem venting out on the internet by shitposting or raging. As long as you don't bring that to your real life and relationships it should be fine with the given time. What are your thoughts? (I couldn't stand my own mispells)
Hi you two!
Phoooo. (Supposed to be onomatopoeia for a sigh, but I don't know how to describe that, don't give me that look, I don't have to live up to your expecations, fuck you.)
Shit and a half.
They were right when they were talking about the Negative Probabiltiy Phrase, weren't they?
I don't have almost any real life realtionships anyway and not like anyone would care I'm not raging now anyways but I also think it was a mere dellusion because i didn't have chance from the start
God Eater 2's steam/english version finally released today. Hopefully is gud. I kinda don't like that they cut the jp voices but oh well.
Ah! It does..?
Ah, I'm okay. Long, annoying day.
Hi, cheify keefy
If they did then they wouldn't have threw me away for someone else or cheated on me.
Well then, it only up to you to stop being as pathetic as you percieve yourself, make some friends, and sign in into a dating website. I don't need to explain myself, just do that and you'll be a ok.
Meowth is the best fucking pokemon. I'm not talking about the card game or the gameboy versions, or whatever other bullshit has come out for the video games, in which you stick your dick in an old man's cup of coffee and dig up a Rattata's corspe and mail it to Queen Elizabeth or some shit, I'm talking about the anime.
Of course, the anime is ballsfuck as well, which is why no human has watched more than 30 episodes, I've probably watched 25 and look how inhuman I am. Anyway, Meowth is the best because he's great.
Does he give a shit? Wrong answer. Even if you answered 'No', which is the correct answer, it's wrong because you gave too much of a shit in giving the answer. He's just with Team Rocket for fuckall reasons, not to pleasure James' titties, what was the lady called, Rose or some shit?
Meowth doesn't care. He's just putting his life to do the something on tonight sky pop crocodile. Haha, fuck you, you won't make sense of what I just said. Meowth is true neutral bercaue he is the definiont of what a man is, a person who can be a cat and just go out and do it because hw knows he'll matter side.
He just does it because goddamn Mewoth that's right.
I had fun typing this.
Heyo! Don't mind me, just doing my lurking thing. c:
I claim ignorance when it comes to this stuff, but I'd appreciate it if you did. No disrespect to Reimu :v
Can agree Meowth gives no shits
good timing I was about to go off to bed, So you want a future reading? give me 10 minutes or so
>Alex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "54".
very good luck for you
Holy shit, Seija, help me.
Don't just flip a poor old blue man off, I think I'm going mad, why am I giggling like a freak over my own unfunny paragraph about Meowth?
I dont actually belive love can flourish out of those sites and I just cant walk it off everything about her... then I also heard from her that her boyfriend screams loudly at her but says Im as negative as he is and actually similar mentalities
Are platonic friends that care for you lots not fulfilling for you?
You're attracting the wrong kinds of people if they abandon you /cheat on you. You said you're envious of people in relationships. But, I feel like that can lead to you getting into risky relationships if you're not careful.
one off trips.
Going to do a 3 card spread, a past, present and future one. That ok with you?
It was pretty funny, though. Meowth doesn't get enough attention.
Stream-Of-Conciousness allows for some interesting things to be thought up.
I'm the one that yells at Reimu for being late, it's my thing.
Past. The reversed fool.
it means caution, maturity and planning.
Present. Reversed Knight of Cups.
Something will put you into action. That action is probably med school.
Future. 10 of swords
Intense mental state and exaggerated fears. Seems like your going to get overly nervous during your studies
Sorry for late reply, just fell in bed with a 39C fever, ayy.
Anyway, just do it will ya? It's not like you have anything better or productive to do, do you?
im going to bed soon whats your tarot question? got a long day tommorow. Sorry if i sound rude.
She pranked the shit out of you guys with this thread.
This... cannot be.
I must do something drastic to prevent being outdone by Reimu.
Hmm. I'll keep that in mind. You can never be too careful. Thanks again, anon.
Also, look at you, stealing my dubs. I thought we were friends.
Oh hey Reimu what's that post about your socks doing there?
Whoop, I think you should just go ahead and not read that post, thank you
no problem. im going to bed now. see ya. Thier are more advanced readings but I shouldnt even be up this late right now and did a quick one. see ya
So I joined track, but my legs have taken such a beating from my routine that I now limp because I sprained my left leg and whacked my right ankle. Might I ask for some insight from the supreme entities?
Looks like she's already sockless
You have fun typing all your... works of art.
Hey, what gives! I didn't find anything!
I sure do, thank you.
Oh, my bad.
My distraction worked, Seija. You were able to steal her socks like the pervert, uh, mastermind that you are.
>Walden has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "73".
fortune cookie says bad luck but i'll give ya these trips here for a tarot reading >>701758222
W-why are you stealing people's socks!?
Well, it does involve drawing but I imagine architects get paid a lot more.
>Seven of Cups
The inquirer is faced with several choices one of exceptional promise but great perception is needed for this to be seen.
>The Tower (Reversed)
Sudden changes out of your control that may restrict your choices and create a situation out of your control.
Feelings of frustration and oppression.
It seems this will be the case for the near future, up to a year. Sorry about that, Anonymous...
I'm hanging in there. Things haven't been so great... I'm struggling to make ends meet right now, and I have a lot of work to do to make sure that happens. It's a little hard to stay motivated, but I know I have to do it and I couldn't ask for a better chance than what I'm doing right now.
Thank you for asking!
I'm lonely and unemployed and I think possibly some form of mentally hampered, (Not IQ wise, thankfully, but some sort of personality disorder) I'm stuck living in a home with my parents, I hate them, and they hate me.
Please tell me a joke and read my fortune, i want to k ow what's coming up on me.
If you think you have a personality disorder, go and see a psych!
No, it's definitely dying! What should we do!?
I guess I'll need some help for this one, since it's about to get out of hand soon if I don't fix it now. In short, lack of drive for what a lot of things and the beggining of a new semester isn't gonna change that easily.
And that lack of drive will soon turn into financial problems if nothing is done... So many things to do yet nowhere to start
what if 2hus were fat
I can't. Because the only thing I enjoy is firearms and if you take medication or therapy for that you aren't allowed to own guns.
Isn't it great how the US punishes you not only for being born wrong but also for being responsible?
That's a great attitude! I'm sure you'll go far with that mindset.
>The Moon (Reversed)
I see you on the dark side of the moon.
>Six of Pentacles (Reversed)
>Three of Pentacles
But it's a good time to start a new project of some kind, as well-applied hard work can bring you out of the situation.
If you have a chronic lack of motivation, you might be depressed. The place to start may be seeking help for that first.
We'd still be adorable, apparently.
Hey Reimu- A lot's happened personally in the past week between me and a girl I've known and liked for years. I got her number about a month ago and I can't tell if she likes me or not. If she doesn't, I don't want to ask her out and risk ruining the friendship we have, but also feel like I'm in a relationship rut until I solve this situation one way or another. My question is- Should I ask her out this week or just drop it completely? I feel like I've spent so much time going after her that I've missed out on a lot of other opportunities. Am I an ultimate beta for this?
>That's a great attitude! I'm sure you'll go far with that mindset.
I could do without the sarcasm...
>I see you on the dark side of the moon.
>But it's a good time to start a new project of some kind, as well-applied hard work can bring you out of the situation.
I hope so.
If I give you $5 bucks will you give me a hug?
Honestly, I can't tell you much more about it than you could easily find out on your own...
hasn't been chronic, only began like two months ago. Hard to keep interest in lots of things...
Anyway, I'll seek guidance about it soon. And with exams coming up, it'll be all or nothing
Where's your donnation box again?