Good evening, Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can get a tarot reading from me.
>Leave a name and if you don't GET, you'll get a fortune cookie from the junior shrine maidens instead.
>Patience and love! It takes time to do these, so hang around if you GET and remind me if I miss you.
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.
Cute thread for cute people.
Did you spill tea again Reimu?
also first
-Sweet Roll
Reimu I need help.
been a while
Late.
>>701750391
Moar?
>>701750544
And so far it's just us!
Someone fucked a McChicken, how do I cleanse my brain after learning this?
Life is agony. *achoo*
Hi Reimu! Good to see you, I keep missing your threads lately
>>701750391
*-poke-* *Hi Reimu! How are you?*
>>701750642
>>701750669
Sorry for letting it slide last week. I've had a lot on my plate, that's all.
>>701751288
Ah, sorry, it's okay! Don't worry! I'm just happy to see you!
>>701751288
hope all is good now
im looking this time
No. This thread is not going to die after another long, boring week.
Not on my watch
>>701750669
>>701750671
My thoughts exactly, no offence, Reimu
>>701750863
Think of or do thing that make you feel good, do it until you forget
>>701750896
Agreed
Also hello, Nep, how are you?
-Sweet Roll
>>701751731
I'm sick, and, I might have a slight fever, but overall fine I guess. You?
>>701751288
Understandable, my apologies for my impatience
>>701751446
Hello Chief, how are you?
-Sweet Roll
>>701751415
Mm, thanks Anonymous! I'm happy to see you too.
>>701751437
It'll be fine once I get some more work done. It's just been a struggle, and I have a lot to do if I wanna get paid in time to pay the bills.
>>701752078
tired but pretty good, you?
Tomas reporting in
>gets out of /bin/
jesus what a long time
-meowbot
>>701751958
I WAS about to succumb to mind melting boredom (I ran out of things to do again), but I am lucky and glad that Reimu made another thread tonight.
-Sweet Roll
>>701752105
Reiimu can you help me.
>>701750865
Watch something worse, maybe that would help.
>>701752525
I would be just like you if it wasn't for this illness.
Hey, Reimu.
How's it going?
Got a question for you, one sec...
...
Just kicked ass in Hunger Games.
>>701748299
>>701752717
With what?
>>701752470
>Tomas ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Money", "81".
very bad luck when it comes to money it seems, maybe a tarot get would say otherwise
>>701752767
Now, here's my question.
Is this possible? Stimulation via donation?
I got sent this pic from some weird person via email, their email was about being overwhelmed by love or something like that.
Strange people, huh?
>>701752741
It's not working
Anything else?
>>701752932
Really strange indeed...
I guess I'd like it a lot if someone actually donated, but I dunno about THAT much...
>>701752717
Hello Marisa, how are you?
It is highly unlikely that I may actually be able to help, but what is the matter?
-Sweet Roll
>>701752767
>>701752932
>>701753154
>Marisa.
.......
>>701752817
How does one get over being emotionally used every-time they happen to fall in love with someone.
>>701753218
I love this image.
>>701753126
Electroshock therapy and christian school for 7 years.
>>701753154
That's Parsee I believe.
>>701752767
*Hi there Manny, i was wondering if you had a Steam account.*
>>701752767
Hello Blue, how are you?
also good job by the way
-Sweet Roll
>>701753400
Find better people. Put your foot down more and don't fall in love so easily. The other person should have to do just as much to impress you as you do for them!
>>701753936
Sadly I am not that type of person since I am accustomed to being alone and fall to easily since people put up with me.
I never got the notification
>>701752859
gotcha. rollin
>>701754144
I'm used to being alone except I don't have the same problem as you, if anything I'm more at peace with being single.
>>701753476
ID is...
youknowitstrueimthebigblue
>>701753631
Thank you, I'm fine.
How are you?
Hello guys!
>>701755168
*Oky doky then, thanks!*
>>701755559
Hey Lewdmu.
I'm a cat. Isn't that something?
>>701754837
I can't be like that. I am a jealous individual and when ever I see couples flirting, smiling, or holding hands I get envious. I saw how much I want that. I want to feel that happiness, have meaning to someone else, and generally feel loved.
>>701755559
Hey Lewd.
>>701755559
those look like filled water balloons.
>>701755559
hi lewdmu
I have this constant urge to be killed by qts.
For examples, if I see a qt girl, I think "I want her to kill me really hard."
This doesn't make sense. Why do I feel this way? How can I relieve it?
>>701754144
Find more and more people that you have chemistry with. With that strategy, you can't fall in love with *every* friend you have, and then you'll be able to distinguish whether your love is as a result of loneliness, or if it's something much more than that.
>>701756029
Find a qt necromancer, so she can kill you, and then just bring you back, and keep killing you in different ways until you blow your load, and even that is optional.
I don't know if the cum meter would reset after death and ressurection, though, so that might be a problem.
>>701755696
Hey, nice pussy
>>701755800
>>701755909
Sup
>>701755828
These too!
>>701756338
Dr. Manhattan, you're here. You missed Reimu's amazing tale of why we have threads on certain days!
Ufufu I happened to screenshot it, of course.
>>701755751
I used to be exactly like that. Get angry, sad, jealous and other emotions when I saw couples together.
I don't know if it's my growing spirituality or the "not really girl friend girl friend" incident that happened but I just don't care about it as much. I want to rely on myself but I shouldn't be pushing that stuff onto you now that I think about it.
The most important thing you can have is patience and a rational mind to know when to try or to drop it.
Reimu, could you please tell me more about Shinto? How can I use it to improve my life?
>>701756394
Damn, I'm dumb.
I thought the semen on her was milk at first, and I was confused as to why milk would be coming out from the sides of the breasts.
>>701756583
Simply incredible. I'll try to create a story that can top this, but I doubt I can.
I'm probably going to feel depressed the next few weeks a girl I liked online has removed me because I'm constantly negative and since she also already had a boy friend and lives on the other side of the atlantic ocean there was never really anything i could do
But ever since I got removed I got more salty in videogames and crying
>>701756583
Anybody got that picture in that post? I got a weakness for bunny girls.
I'm back I had to do something, and it took a little longer than I anticipated
-Sweet Roll
>>701756997
heh nothing like internet drama huh? She at least give you a warning to stop being negative?
>>701757028
Here's one.
>>701750391
These threads are always so friendly. It's great, even if I only lurk 99% of the time. You guys really have a cool little community here.
I've been wanting to ask the tarot; I'll be on my way to med school for about a decade shortly - I'm an aspiring pediatric psychiatrist. How do things look for me in the future?
Check 'em
>>701757332
If you're wondering how I did it, I just used snipping tool on the image in the screenshot, then put that into tineye.
It's probably not the best result I could have found in terms of resolution, but I just wanted to show how fast I could do it, because I'm a lonely bitch.
>>701756090
All ready done that and I know the feelings that I develop to someone is not out of loneliness. I usually only fall for people that continue to push and push, trying to get to know me despite me trying to push them away. It gives me a false sense thinking they care about me.
Hello, everyone~
*hop, hop*
Moonbun is here. How are you all?
Sup thread
>>701757680
>*hop, hop*
There's no way she doesn't realize that her skirt flips when she does that, right?
...
Right?
Uh, I mean, hello, Reisen.
>>701757680
hello
-meowbot
>>701757680
>>701757814
hoy
>>701757382
If riemu dosnt come by I guess I can give a reading
>>701757323
Yes but then again I couldn't do anything to help it I'm also a very jelous person
>>701757680
Hello~
I am a little grumpy, but other than that, I'm fine.
How about you?
-Sweet Roll
>>701757814
Looks like the cutest one has arrived.
...
Heh, as if I would actually be caught saying that. Let's just make sure I don't clickaroo the ol' post button by accident, then...
>>701756394
not much, trying to find something to do
>>701757680
hi reisen
>>701757814
hi seija
>>701757028
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1673784 here is your sauce
>>701757503
> It gives me a false sense thinking they care about me.
What if they do actually care about you, though?
>>701756997
Well, anon, I don't really see a problem venting out on the internet by shitposting or raging. As long as you don't bring that to your real life and relationships it should be fine with the given time. What are your thoughts? (I couldn't stand my own mispells)
>>701757382
Hiya anon!
>>701757814
>>701757680
Hi you two!
>>701758218
Phoooo. (Supposed to be onomatopoeia for a sigh, but I don't know how to describe that, don't give me that look, I don't have to live up to your expecations, fuck you.)
...
Shit and a half.
They were right when they were talking about the Negative Probabiltiy Phrase, weren't they?
>>701757674
I don't have almost any real life realtionships anyway and not like anyone would care I'm not raging now anyways but I also think it was a mere dellusion because i didn't have chance from the start
>>701758218
>>701758222
>>701758021
>>701758296
Aheyhey
God Eater 2's steam/english version finally released today. Hopefully is gud. I kinda don't like that they cut the jp voices but oh well.
>>701757976
Ah! It does..?
>>701757994
Hiya, meowth.
>>701758021
hOI!!
>>701758070
Ah, I'm okay. Long, annoying day.
>>701758222
Hi, cheify keefy
>>701758296
herro.
>>701758284
If they did then they wouldn't have threw me away for someone else or cheated on me.
Emanuel
roll~~
>>701758908
[loud screaming]
-meowbot
>>701758631
Well then, it only up to you to stop being as pathetic as you percieve yourself, make some friends, and sign in into a dating website. I don't need to explain myself, just do that and you'll be a ok.
So, did anyone else try out the Titanfall 2 tech test?
Did anyone do anything interesting last week?
(Just trying to start a conversation)
-Sweet Roll
>>701758908
Meowth is the best fucking pokemon. I'm not talking about the card game or the gameboy versions, or whatever other bullshit has come out for the video games, in which you stick your dick in an old man's cup of coffee and dig up a Rattata's corspe and mail it to Queen Elizabeth or some shit, I'm talking about the anime.
Of course, the anime is ballsfuck as well, which is why no human has watched more than 30 episodes, I've probably watched 25 and look how inhuman I am. Anyway, Meowth is the best because he's great.
Does he give a shit? Wrong answer. Even if you answered 'No', which is the correct answer, it's wrong because you gave too much of a shit in giving the answer. He's just with Team Rocket for fuckall reasons, not to pleasure James' titties, what was the lady called, Rose or some shit?
Meowth doesn't care. He's just putting his life to do the something on tonight sky pop crocodile. Haha, fuck you, you won't make sense of what I just said. Meowth is true neutral bercaue he is the definiont of what a man is, a person who can be a cat and just go out and do it because hw knows he'll matter side.
He just does it because goddamn Mewoth that's right.
...
I had fun typing this.
>>701759081
>Emanuel has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "64".
>>701757674
>>701758296
Heyo! Don't mind me, just doing my lurking thing. c:
>>701758021
I claim ignorance when it comes to this stuff, but I'd appreciate it if you did. No disrespect to Reimu :v
Alex
>>701759573
Can agree Meowth gives no shits
>>701759860
good timing I was about to go off to bed, So you want a future reading? give me 10 minutes or so
>>701759956
>Alex has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "54".
very good luck for you
>>701759984
Holy shit, Seija, help me.
Don't just flip a poor old blue man off, I think I'm going mad, why am I giggling like a freak over my own unfunny paragraph about Meowth?
>>701760056
Okeydokey anon, I appreciate it.
>>701759363
I dont actually belive love can flourish out of those sites and I just cant walk it off everything about her... then I also heard from her that her boyfriend screams loudly at her but says Im as negative as he is and actually similar mentalities
>>701758940
Are platonic friends that care for you lots not fulfilling for you?
You're attracting the wrong kinds of people if they abandon you /cheat on you. You said you're envious of people in relationships. But, I feel like that can lead to you getting into risky relationships if you're not careful.
>>701760223
one off trips.
Going to do a 3 card spread, a past, present and future one. That ok with you?
roll again for tarot reading
>>701760743
Just not getting gets tonight, I guess. Yeah, that's totally okay.
roll again for tarot
>>701761133
amg yesss
Erin :) thank youuu
>>701751731
You don't get to say that.
>>701760182
It was pretty funny, though. Meowth doesn't get enough attention.
>>701761204
whats your question?
>>701761093
Here, have mine
>>701759499
-Sweet Roll
>>701761335
Stream-Of-Conciousness allows for some interesting things to be thought up.
>>701761227
What do you mean?
-Sweet Roll
bump
>>701761826
I'm the one that yells at Reimu for being late, it's my thing.
Reimu is gone again.
>>701761093
Past. The reversed fool.
it means caution, maturity and planning.
Present. Reversed Knight of Cups.
Something will put you into action. That action is probably med school.
Future. 10 of swords
Intense mental state and exaggerated fears. Seems like your going to get overly nervous during your studies
>>701762287
Very well, apologies
-Sweet Roll
>>701760460
Sorry for late reply, just fell in bed with a 39C fever, ayy.
Anyway, just do it will ya? It's not like you have anything better or productive to do, do you?
>>701761133
im going to bed soon whats your tarot question? got a long day tommorow. Sorry if i sound rude.
>>701762366
She pranked the shit out of you guys with this thread.
>>701750391
Op should I stay at my job or move on?
bump
>>701762745
This... cannot be.
I must do something drastic to prevent being outdone by Reimu.
>>701762399
Hmm. I'll keep that in mind. You can never be too careful. Thanks again, anon.
Also, look at you, stealing my dubs. I thought we were friends.
>>701763353
>>701762745
>>701763631
Oh hey Reimu what's that post about your socks doing there?
Whoop, I think you should just go ahead and not read that post, thank you
>>701763476
no problem. im going to bed now. see ya. Thier are more advanced readings but I shouldnt even be up this late right now and did a quick one. see ya
>>701763476
oh I'd just love to plummet to the bottom, simply beautiful.
So I joined track, but my legs have taken such a beating from my routine that I now limp because I sprained my left leg and whacked my right ankle. Might I ask for some insight from the supreme entities?
>>701763855
>>701763631
Looks like she's already sockless
Seija approves
>>701759110
*shrug*
>>701759573
You have fun typing all your... works of art.
>>701763855
Hey, what gives! I didn't find anything!
>>701764410
>*thumbs up*
>>701764680
I sure do, thank you.
>>701764760
Oh, my bad.
>>701764410
My distraction worked, Seija. You were able to steal her socks like the pervert, uh, mastermind that you are.
bump
>>701764338
Oh yeah, the name. Walden.
>>701765191
>Walden has bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "73".
fortune cookie says bad luck but i'll give ya these trips here for a tarot reading >>701758222
>>701751288
Sounds like an architect.
>>701765861
Thanks.
Goodnight.
>>701765142
W-why are you stealing people's socks!?
>>701765673
Well, it does involve drawing but I imagine architects get paid a lot more.
>>701750391
How are YOU doing, Tarot-anon?
>>701764338
>Seven of Cups
The inquirer is faced with several choices one of exceptional promise but great perception is needed for this to be seen.
>The Tower (Reversed)
Sudden changes out of your control that may restrict your choices and create a situation out of your control.
>The Devil
Feelings of frustration and oppression.
It seems this will be the case for the near future, up to a year. Sorry about that, Anonymous...
>>701767100
I'm hanging in there. Things haven't been so great... I'm struggling to make ends meet right now, and I have a lot of work to do to make sure that happens. It's a little hard to stay motivated, but I know I have to do it and I couldn't ask for a better chance than what I'm doing right now.
Thank you for asking!
>>701750391
I'm lonely and unemployed and I think possibly some form of mentally hampered, (Not IQ wise, thankfully, but some sort of personality disorder) I'm stuck living in a home with my parents, I hate them, and they hate me.
Please tell me a joke and read my fortune, i want to k ow what's coming up on me.
>>701750391
hai raymoo , how ya doin?
>>701767587
If you think you have a personality disorder, go and see a psych!
It seems the thread is dying
or it just looks that way
hmmm...
-Sweet Roll
>>701767312
It's alright, as fate can be a cruel being. You just have to look through the cloud and find the sun.
>>701768210
No, it's definitely dying! What should we do!?
>>701767528
Right on.
Have a field on sunflowers. OC.
>>701768715
Lewds is the answer
>>701750391
I guess I'll need some help for this one, since it's about to get out of hand soon if I don't fix it now. In short, lack of drive for what a lot of things and the beggining of a new semester isn't gonna change that easily.
And that lack of drive will soon turn into financial problems if nothing is done... So many things to do yet nowhere to start
what if 2hus were fat
>>701767932
I can't. Because the only thing I enjoy is firearms and if you take medication or therapy for that you aren't allowed to own guns.
Isn't it great how the US punishes you not only for being born wrong but also for being responsible?
>>701768715
Time to break out the chamomile tea.
>>701768358
That's a great attitude! I'm sure you'll go far with that mindset.
>The Moon (Reversed)
I see you on the dark side of the moon.
>Six of Pentacles (Reversed)
Behaving recklessly.
>Three of Pentacles
But it's a good time to start a new project of some kind, as well-applied hard work can bring you out of the situation.
>>701768817
Hmm... Indeed!
>>701768943
Then Lunatic would be such a pain to play.
Sorry I keep asking about Shinto, Reimu, but >>701756893
>>701769215
Seconding this out of curiosity
>>701768822
If you have a chronic lack of motivation, you might be depressed. The place to start may be seeking help for that first.
>>701768943
We'd still be adorable, apparently.
>>701768715
I don't know!
only thing I know for keeping threads alive is bumping, I could start a conversation, but I'm boring and have no material for one
/'– –\
Hmmmmm...
-Sweet Roll
>>701769011
The reading here was meant for
>>701767587
>>701750391
Hey Reimu- A lot's happened personally in the past week between me and a girl I've known and liked for years. I got her number about a month ago and I can't tell if she likes me or not. If she doesn't, I don't want to ask her out and risk ruining the friendship we have, but also feel like I'm in a relationship rut until I solve this situation one way or another. My question is- Should I ask her out this week or just drop it completely? I feel like I've spent so much time going after her that I've missed out on a lot of other opportunities. Am I an ultimate beta for this?
>>701769383
You are already fat Reimu, ate too many icecreams
>>701769011
>That's a great attitude! I'm sure you'll go far with that mindset.
I could do without the sarcasm...
>I see you on the dark side of the moon.
... What?
>Behaving recklessly.
Oh dear
>But it's a good time to start a new project of some kind, as well-applied hard work can bring you out of the situation.
I hope so.
If I give you $5 bucks will you give me a hug?
>>701769215
>>701769348
Honestly, I can't tell you much more about it than you could easily find out on your own...
>>701769383
hasn't been chronic, only began like two months ago. Hard to keep interest in lots of things...
Anyway, I'll seek guidance about it soon. And with exams coming up, it'll be all or nothing
Where's your donnation box again?
>>701768817
>>701769036
Moar lewds!
