Old Celebrity Crushes - You Never Admitted To
Or Not the Norm To Find Attractive But You Do
all three of these bitches
fapped to them furiously when middle-school aged
here's another one used to fap to her excercise show
Will never forget when I was 12 or 13 and had a wet dream about Rue.
Frederique Van Der Wall
(the ugly victoria's secret model)
I don't know why, I'm not even American.
I masturbate to the scratchy high pitched whine of her rambling blather.
Really. God this woman makes me hot.
Another one whose voice makes you wanna throat chop her. But wanted to smash so bad as a kid.
Sorry Image Police
Not even into blondes just something about her. Plus she's funny.
i have actually fapped and shot a huge load watching her on foxnews a few years back.
Isn't that the point of /b/ these days?
Yes, From In Living Color
And yes, I'm Old
I was sixty years old when she first came onto the scene in the roaring 20s.
Dont forget Hurshe Heartshe in The HEart She Holler
I liked her in Head Case
Found out she is married to that liberal midget George Stephanopoulos
She did something to my heart, something terrible; I hate her.
She is Fucking Hot dude. Everyone on this Thread would admit to HER in Avengers 2 , Grandmas Boy and Scooby doo. Come on Do Better
Reminder that uncle joey took her virginity
I think that's what attracts me to her. She seems more real and less celeb. More like a girl that I'd have a chance with. That and I love her voice.
Plus, in some of her music videos she does this seductive thing with her eyes that makes me diamonds. For example...
So oldfags really are old???
raquel... don't like her.. me likey nate
Well, i'm an oldfag(in the classic sense, not the age sense) and i'm only 30. But it stands to reason that some of the older /b/tards might have been in their 30's or 40's when they first found 4chan.
And Nobody ever remembers that show when I bring it up
Pic related. Coolest fucking gun from any tv show ever
Wendy Schaal who does the voice of Francine on American Dad is 62.
And yes I'd do her
Veronica Fucking Lake
Same model without the custom grips
If no one else owns up to it...I always wished she would be my girlfriend based on UHF
NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN SHELLY!
WHERE'S MY LAUNDRY SHELLY!
I don't know why but she is the only big girl that appeals to me.
mindy and kate aren't old but
i remember fappin to her upskirts on snl
yeah you mah niggas
princes lea, i would smash her good with my light saber.
I was always concerned about the pancakeiness.
Oh, yes.....THIS bitch
I despise her liberal personality......but she has a cute face, nice smile (when she remembers to smile), and there's just something about her voice....
I imagine we would have a crazy sex/hate based relationship.....like her and Alan on that episode of Two and a Half Men she guest-starred in
emily schulman, annoying neighbor kid from small wonder. she grew up and makes me horny now
Mandy Winger from Dallas. She aged fantastically btw. Almost 70 as we speak but looks like 50.
She looked so fucking hot in that episode of Frasier where she slept with Niles.....those damn legs....
I don't normally go for pasty women but she is most definitely an exception
only if she dresses up like this
Colleen Fitzpatrick from Eve's Plum. Later went solo and became Vitamin C.
I'm gonna be honest here: she actually looked attractive to me in the beginning of Sister Act, with her titties half-showing and that huge 80s hair.
There, I said it. There was a brief moment where I found her attractive enough to fuck. I'll go kill myself now.
now or when she was Blossom?
be careful how you answer
Xuxa.. first time I saw this show I fapped nonstop
You know what the weird thing is? I didn't even get horny for her until she went on Just Shoot Me and slept with Elliot and Finch. Her character was loud, annoying and child-like, and I didn't even care. I would still wreck that pussy.
old school.. would bang for days. faith domergue
Someone never made it through a night of Mad TV without fapping.
>Am I the oldest one here? 52.
My son is almost your age.
damn i beat my dick raw to these a shit ton back in the day
The first time I saw her on the SNL skit Goth Talk I almost fucking jizzed in my pants.
here bro take some slutty six and blossom
so basically all of the female cast in MadTV.
i completely forgot about that show.
so goddamn hot (i was probably 13)
she reminded me of my aunt.
her laugh and body
fap fap fap
shame this show was canclled could have provided a lot of fap material
I was obsessed with Ellen Ripley.
florence and the machine
>tfw anon didn't like Relic Hunter