Old Celebrity Crushes - You Never Admitted To
Or Not the Norm To Find Attractive But You Do
Ashley Johnson
Joanna Kerns
Clare Carey
all three of these bitches
fapped to them furiously when middle-school aged
>inb4 oldfag
>>701746175
yup
here's another one used to fap to her excercise show
Lynne Marie Stewart (Miss Yvonne)
Dolores O'Riordan
>>701746020
Nellie McKay
>>701746700
What is your age anon?
Anne Schedeen
>>701747917
Fuck Yeah!!!!
Angela Goethals
>>701746700
same here!
Shirley Manson
Betty Aberlin (Mister Rogers' Neighborhood )
>>701746020
Will never forget when I was 12 or 13 and had a wet dream about Rue.
http://www.strawpoll.me/11112340
>>701747006
Fuck yeah! Fappity fap fap fap to Denise back in the day.
>>701748856
You should still keep that to yourself.
Alison Fanelli
>>701746020
more of this sloot Op
>>701749174
It's like being molested as a child. Eventually you have to tell someone about it.
>>701749218
>>701749475
made me hard everytime
>>701749218
Not OP but here ya go.
>>701749475
tits or pussy man
if you cant find either then find something slutty
I'm gonna sing that song from the Grinch while stroke my who hand to her who hole.
Frederique Van Der Wall
(the ugly victoria's secret model)
>>701746020
I don't know why, I'm not even American.
>>701746110
wut?
shes stunning!
>>701749722
She would be so crazy on the dick.
>>701750111
checked dem trips
>>701746020
I masturbate to the scratchy high pitched whine of her rambling blather.
Really. God this woman makes me hot.
Another one whose voice makes you wanna throat chop her. But wanted to smash so bad as a kid.
>>701750443
Bob's Burger Louise
>>701748441
she's garbage, mate
Bea Arthur.
>>701750443
What the fuck is wrong with you
Laura San Giacomo
>>701749722
I used to jerk it to the scene where she plays with her tits in the mirror.
>>701750710
Also Mabel in Gravity Falls. And the broken child star in Bojack Horseman.
> this woman may be accidentally fueling my loli drawing problem with shovelfuls of infinity gems
>>701751160
She's smart, funny and mousy in character?
Maura Tierney
>>701751211
Looks shooped.
What happened to her face?
>>701751211
OMG yes!
>>701751230
Movie and scene
>>701749420
kek
>>701747625
over 50
>>701750307
You disgust me.
>>701751478
Sorry Image Police
>>701746020
Not even into blondes just something about her. Plus she's funny.
>>701751828
Holy Fuck! would have never thought of her. Nice Job ACE...
Ally Sheedy
>>701750037
i have actually fapped and shot a huge load watching her on foxnews a few years back.
![fa5038ec015d1d5079a9aa730a86e33a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2ALQ8TO.jpg "fa5038ec015d1d5079a9aa730a86e33a[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQxUypXoslM
>>701748755
nice one
>>701751854
Isn't that the point of /b/ these days?
Alexandra Wentworth
Yes, From In Living Color
And yes, I'm Old
I was sixty years old when she first came onto the scene in the roaring 20s.
>>701753644
So you're in your 150's now?
Mo Collins
I'm a fan of old Sigourney Weaver. Like she was hit in Avatar
>>701751315
Dont forget Hurshe Heartshe in The HEart She Holler
The Queen
>>701754001
Fuck yes! She's hot.
Stephnie Weir
Nicole Sullivan
>>701753296
>Alexandra Wentworth
I liked her in Head Case
Found out she is married to that liberal midget George Stephanopoulos
lost boner
>>701754338
Dot? Really?
>>701752835
gail the snail...
>>701754887
Sorry Man. I have issues
>>701754807
absolutely yes.
Am I the oldest one here? 52.
>>701754486
>>701755167
You're probably the oldest one on the internet grand dad
yes please.
>>701754807
Just seen her in a King of Queens marathon. She was never famous for her breasts but dat ass and thigh though ...
She did something to my heart, something terrible; I hate her.
Alanis gives me a raging boner.
>>701755452
She is Fucking Hot dude. Everyone on this Thread would admit to HER in Avengers 2 , Grandmas Boy and Scooby doo. Come on Do Better
>>701755167
Maybe in this thread, but i've seen somebody on /b/ who claimed to be 67.
>>701755787
Alanis looks very plain, good smile though. But not to knock her, the plain look works for her.
>>701746110
Fuck yes. I have watched the episodes of Tabletop with her on them like 40000000 times. She is my celeb love hot, sexy, and a geek. She fucking plays D&D for fuck's sake
>>701755167
56 checking in
guilty pleasure. it's her face, I think.
>>701756474
Nips!
>>701756042
There needs to be ancientfag threads. Only post if you are over 40
>>701755787
Reminder that uncle joey took her virginity
>>701756164
I think that's what attracts me to her. She seems more real and less celeb. More like a girl that I'd have a chance with. That and I love her voice.
Plus, in some of her music videos she does this seductive thing with her eyes that makes me diamonds. For example...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iuO49jbovg
>>701754528
She was quite the dish
>>701751909
Moar?
>>701755787
Isn't that ironic?
>>701756393
And would you take a go at her now sir? she must be 80 by now?
>>701755787
She was hot as fuck in Weeds
>>701757055
Underrated post.
>>701756474
I would
fuck
the
shit
out of Janeanne Garofalo. I've seen her live. I understand she barely even fucks her boyfriend.
Jane fonda
![81454_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dvCNwjU.jpg "81454_original[1].jpg")
Ellen Muth
>>701756255
dem dirty feet hnnnng
>>701756393
>>701755167
>>701756042
So oldfags really are old???
>>701757347
I feel you don't understand this post. Its Women you would not admit to because they are not the norm. Back in the Day everybody admitted to these
The partner Doreau from Sledge Hammer! back in the 80's. Also, best cop show ever
>>701757675
fuck forgot pic
>>701757095
probably not.
But I consider Adrienne or Raquel
>>701757500
raquel... don't like her.. me likey nate
>>701757602
Well, i'm an oldfag(in the classic sense, not the age sense) and i'm only 30. But it stands to reason that some of the older /b/tards might have been in their 30's or 40's when they first found 4chan.
>>701747006
Holy shit! Just Wiki'd the beeeaach - she's damn near 60!!
Fucky-doo. Muh Johnson got rubbed raw back in the day...
>>701757766
another pic. Fuck she was hot
>>701757675
Agreed Sir
And Nobody ever remembers that show when I bring it up
>>701757772
I respect your decision sir... That means I have a better chance at banging her.
>>701758033
DUDE! That's fucking criminal. I want that fucking gun too
>>701757875
I was an IT for 32 years. Last 15 primarily security so yeah I knew about 4chan but got in on the fun later
>>701754114
Holy shit I loved this show. Went down hill fast after they killed off Patton oswalt but still. If I'm ever having a bad day this will turn a frown upside down in a hurry!
>>701757858
Are you Thick? Everybody Likes Natalie Portman you dope.
>>701758095
Pic related. Coolest fucking gun from any tv show ever
>>701757986
Wendy Schaal who does the voice of Francine on American Dad is 62.
And yes I'd do her
>>701758342
I never admitted to it before
Holly Marie Combs
>>701758390
Fuck it, you're welcome /b/
Bitty Schram
>>701758529
GODDAMNIT FORGOT THE LINK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WEljhDxao&list=PLuUOn9WVFjHfUoLm31a-jTV321F4Mk2HH
>>701757675
Yeeess!
>>701758365
fuckk i had a dream about her the other night...
she is... or was... a fox
>>701746700
Fuck yeah. I never missed Mary Tyler Moore.
>>701758390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGYKU7mbv74
>>701758390
45 longslide with laser sighting
Veronica Fucking Lake
>>701758390
Same model without the custom grips
Bebe
>>701758907
Yes , In What's eating Gilbert Grape.
I would deliver the fuck out of her groceries
>>701750720
Kek nice one
>>701756950
>>701758826
Dude, we got some good taste
mary
>>701758716
I smoked a joint with her in back of The Improv in west hollywoood in 1983
>>701758687
Shes like that chick from Twin Peaks but hotter.
alex borstein
>>701759088
check out the movie Tadpole
She fucks her best friends 14 year old son
hijinks ensue
>>701759088
Lilith!!!
>>701754338
The twisted things I would do...
Amanda Bynes
>>701759255
she was wicked in Justified
>>701759088
>>701756042
44 here.
>>701746020
Shit I thought I was the only one
>>701754486
no you don't
If no one else owns up to it...I always wished she would be my girlfriend based on UHF
>>701759255
More milfs and cougars
>>701759324
NO ONE IS HOTTER THAN SHELLY!
WHERE'S MY LAUNDRY SHELLY!
>>701759643
I feel bad for you.
Fucking niggers.
>>701759873
I meant Lara Flynn Boyle. But yeah, Shelly was fucking hot as fuck.
>>701757347
Fuck that traitor commie bitch.
>>701754486
>>701759355
I don't know why but she is the only big girl that appeals to me.
>>701759752
OP Here: Funny Thing is She is Why I made this Thread
>>701759817
She'll probably be your girlfriend now
>>701750443
she has cute feet tho
>>701760119
i kinda want to do a three-way grudge/hate fuck with them.
mindy and kate aren't old but
>>701746020
i remember fappin to her upskirts on snl
>>701750685
>>701751211
>>701752835
>>701754807
yeah you mah niggas
>>701760248
some of my first boners
>>701758716
She was the only reason why I watched Bewitched.
>>701751211
Those are amazing tits
>>701748048
Bull shut, you know you beat it to Alf. Man up and admit it.
>>701746020
was she once a man?
princes lea, i would smash her good with my light saber.
>>701759088
I was always concerned about the pancakeiness.
Sharon Osbourne.
>>701760043
Loved it when she was wearing that school girl outfit and showing those panties
>>701756474
Oh, yes.....THIS bitch
I despise her liberal personality......but she has a cute face, nice smile (when she remembers to smile), and there's just something about her voice....
I imagine we would have a crazy sex/hate based relationship.....like her and Alan on that episode of Two and a Half Men she guest-starred in
Taxi was my favorite show
>>701759355
>>701760031
She still looks good
emily schulman, annoying neighbor kid from small wonder. she grew up and makes me horny now
>>701760896
My man. Loved her in taxi. I believe she got nude in like red shoe diaries or something
>>701760592
GTFO you have no Business here
kim catrall
>>701760619
Yeah she was hot as fuck in her prime
>>701760976
you sure that ain't Screech?
Mandy Winger from Dallas. She aged fantastically btw. Almost 70 as we speak but looks like 50.
>>701759088
She looked so fucking hot in that episode of Frasier where she slept with Niles.....those damn legs....
I don't normally go for pasty women but she is most definitely an exception
>>701761098
Best fucking legs
Admitting it now
>>701761098
only if she dresses up like this
>>701761098
>>701746020
She is still my crush
Colleen Fitzpatrick from Eve's Plum. Later went solo and became Vitamin C.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbEtABEWto
>>701760896
Her boobs were mesmerizing.
>>701754391
Severely underrated. One of the hottest women who's ever lived.
>>701761299
The STand?
She played that character perfectly
>>701761423
Hell yeah
>>701761453
>>701761453
Same that TSA shit she does is the Best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjHIfei0WZE
>>701754391
yes
>>701761555
many faps to this goddess
>>701761618
yes and yes
>>701755167
I've heard of oldfags but this is ridiculous
>>701754486
I'm gonna be honest here: she actually looked attractive to me in the beginning of Sister Act, with her titties half-showing and that huge 80s hair.
There, I said it. There was a brief moment where I found her attractive enough to fuck. I'll go kill myself now.
>>701761423
now or when she was Blossom?
be careful how you answer
>>701746020
>>701761453
>>701759752
>>701751635
nipslip
>>701747006
Goddammit. I fapped to her quite a bit in my younger days.
From DeGrassi. I forget her name.
>>701761775
((ASMR) Autonomous sensory meridian response
I would Fuck the Shit out of Molly Shannon
>>701762132
I fap to her every time I see her in blade
>>701746020
always had a crush on the bitch from Bio Dome and big daddy, no idea why
>>701761570
I must confess a desire to bone them when i saw them on tv
>>701762365
Agreed. Smell her pits too.
>>701762232
Awesome.
>>701762365
She looks like she'd be a good fuck.
>>701761098
>all-nude-celebrites
>fully clothed
Xuxa.. first time I saw this show I fapped nonstop
You know what the weird thing is? I didn't even get horny for her until she went on Just Shoot Me and slept with Elliot and Finch. Her character was loud, annoying and child-like, and I didn't even care. I would still wreck that pussy.
She's on to me...
>>701761229
wow I didn't recognize her has the neighbor chick from Body Double.
>>701762547
Yup Crazy Hellcat on tha Dick
>>701747917
Hell fucking yes
>>701748441
youre not alone with that one
>>701762672
She did not age well
>>701762692
She seems to have a nice juicy ass too. Perfect for pounding.
>>701748441
Yes yes and more yes
I confess Mariko
>>701762389
you horse-humping bitch!
old school.. would bang for days. faith domergue
>>701750710
C'mon...
If Louise figured out prostitution she'd be sucking dicks out in the alley behind the restaurant all fucking day.
>>701754001
>>701754338
>>701754807
Someone never made it through a night of Mad TV without fapping.
>>701755167
>Am I the oldest one here? 52.
My son is almost your age.
>>701763096
Yes
>>701763236
>>701761423
>>701761755
>>701762052
damn i beat my dick raw to these a shit ton back in the day
>>701763148
Kek.
>>701763236
You think so?
>>701746020
The first time I saw her on the SNL skit Goth Talk I almost fucking jizzed in my pants.
>>701763513
I know that feel
>>701762633
last chance to see my underpants
>>701754923
Oh god yes.
Her in little big man...
Jacks a faggot I tell ya
>>701763542
>>701762633
UPPY DOWN UPPY DOWN UPPY DOWN DOWN DOWN
>>701763579
here bro take some slutty six and blossom
>>701763699
Most underrated Friend.
>>701754338
>>701754001
>>701754807
so basically all of the female cast in MadTV.
>>701751211
i completely forgot about that show.
so goddamn hot (i was probably 13)
>>701750685
she reminded me of my aunt.
her laugh and body
fap fap fap
>>701763898
WOAH!
>>701755167
44 reporting in. Respect your elderfags.
>>701763933
I wanna fap to your aunt
shame this show was canclled could have provided a lot of fap material
>>701746020
>>701755167
fitty, no bullshit.
>>701764224
Mmmmm fuck
>>701764328
Not exactly old but she is definitely a crush of mine
>>701752008
God YES!!!
>>701763903
Loved her voice acting in Bojack horseman too.
>>701764503
as herself if I recall
>>701764449
shes 32 now lol but theyre always good
april ludgate lol
Vanessa Bayer
>>701764503
She's got a nice voice
>>701746020
I was obsessed with Ellen Ripley.
florence and the machine
>>701764647
Lol April got my dick hard every time she was on screen
>>701764605
She doesn't even belong in this thread
Everyone thinks she's hot and has thought so since she was like 12
>>701764738
Dat panty scene at the end of alien
>tfw anon didn't like Relic Hunter
o-okay then.
>>701764667
I found her oddly attractive as well. Also perfect face to get cummed on
>>701764698
She played John Holmes wife in Wonderland
>>701764945
Hnnnng those pits
>>701764922
Yo, you know it my nigga
>>701758539
WTF?! where do i know her from?
