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I need ten orders of dubs, two trips, and a quads or higher! You pathetic wankers need this order done in an hour! Get to work men!
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>>701741400
well thats one
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Let's be real here chef. Your restaurant is going to 404 in approximately 2 minutes. So you'll take my singles like the bitch you are.
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>>701741400
I'm trying my best chef.
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>>701741927
Your best isn't good enough!
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>>701741400
SHIT
I BURNED THE MEAT
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damn son
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Watch out, i'm on my way!
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*pulls out of watermelon* ON IT CHEF!
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HERE'S THE BASS CHEF
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Right. Well then. Fuck off!
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Right on it boss.
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>>701742866
cooked perfectly. keep it that way or get the fuck out of my kitchen
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YES CHEF!
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Look Look LOOK,

A FAGGOT.
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coming throug chef.
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Trips ready chef!
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rolling the dough
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How's this chef.. oh god
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Got you your quads chef.
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AFFIRMATIVE
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lick me daddy
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>>701743455
CHECKD
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:(
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have you seen chef?
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wheres the wine
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Did I wash my hands already after pooping sir?
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Gag it
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>>701743533
chekd
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>>701743533
:)
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K
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check em
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Choke on it, chef.
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Idiot fag ramsay
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Yes, chef!
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>>701743533
:^)
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On it chef
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Chef, where do we keep the spatulas?
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What kind of fat fuck ordered this dish?
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>>701743667
so close
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>>701743777
CHECKD
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>>701743822
checkd also
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>>701743777
t r i p s
r
i
p
s
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>>701743777
Nice
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>>701743455
It's mediocre but it'll do.
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>>701743688
checkd
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here's the quads i tried not to burn them this time
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Got trips. Can I get super saiyan quads??
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>>701743947
rip
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road to quints only 400ish posts left
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>>701743992
you can't.
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quads plox
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q u a d s
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inb4 quints
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>>701743151
Thanks chef, i'm glad of my performance.
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i made my best 44444 dish sir
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>>701741400
>>701742866
>>701743455
>>701743533
>>701743688
>>701743822
>>701744299


>>701743777

7 dubs and one trips so far
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>>701744299
"Quads"
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you faggots will never get quints
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>>701741400
We're against Saudi Arabia you dumbass, we talk about that all the time!
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we need moar
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Here's the last trips, boss
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>>701741400

Fuck off, who d'you think you are, Jamie Oliver?
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>>701744666
Checkd
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>>701744666
SATAN
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>>701741400
Yesh chuf!!
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>>701744699
checkd
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>>701744666

>Deviled eggs
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It's OK boss I found some in the bin and warmed them up
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>>701744666
Good, now get your satanic wizardry out of the fucking kitchen.
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y r u so mad chef ;(
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>>701744448
Just off by a few
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On it chuf!
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WATCH OUT HOT TRIPS COMING THROUGH
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WHERE ARE THE QUADS YOU SLOW FUCKS

>>701744448
YOU FUCKING OVERCOOKED IT
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>>701745045
so close yet so far
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I came in the canolis
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I'll try harder next time chef
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>>701745148
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>>701745094
where?
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lucky strike
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For you chef!
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>>701745326
unlucky
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>>701745443
almost trips damn
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>>701741400
Quads get
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Here's the quads chef, hot and ready. Just like your mom
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quads
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>>701745568
Fucking burned it
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Here's the quads
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>>701745516
>>701745584
>>701745568
failures
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I added my signature special sauce chef!
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ok this one
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>>701745644
where?
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>>701745775
cook moar
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Is this what you wanted chef?
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Yes chef!!
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Here's your pizza
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Walkin chef
check the temp on these will you?
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>>701745756
OVERCOOKED
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>>701741400
faggot chef i quit
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OK YOU FUCKHEADS, IT'S BEEN 35 MINUTES AND THE FUCKING QUADS HASN'T COME OUT YET, STOP BEING A DONKEY AND GET THE FUCKING QUADS DONE
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>>701745967
overcooked x2
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11 dubs 2 trips so far boss
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>>701746009
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No problem
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>>701745805
I FUCKING DROPPED IT GOD DAMMIT
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>>701746042
WE ONLY NEEDED 11 YOU IMBECILL, GET OUT!!!
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>>701745975
Uhh you never worked here
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>>701746226
DONT DROP THE FOOD DUDE
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>>701746236
10, chef
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Did we still need this idiot sandwich?
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Fuck you Ramsey! Look at this shit!
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>>701741400

I'll be honest, chef. This kitchen needs some more anger and shouting, or nobody will get a fucking thing done...
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Si senor
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>>701746009
Sori
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Satanic quads coming up
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Get ready boys don't burn this one!
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Coming!
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I cut my finger, chef, and my blood got into the oysters.
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>>701746547
I probably will tbh
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One quads coming up chef!
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Andddddd quads
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>>701741400
Here are the quads chef!
Sorry it took so long blue team were being faggots and kept turning my oven off
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>>701746416
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Here you go chef
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>>701746340
Uh ohhh
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>>701746502
Getting closer
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Quads
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DONE CHEF
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aaa
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Soups ready chef!
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Help us jebus
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>>701741400
how's this look chef?
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>>701746668
>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
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>>701746668
Kill myself
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>>701741400
gotchu fam
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>>701746649
>>701746670
>>701746668
ehh
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>>701746340
DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE CUNT
>>701746359
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TICKET SAYS YOU DUMBHEAD
>>701746486
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GET OUT!!!
>>701746644
WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE DUBS YOU IDIOT
>>701746668
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DONKEY, THE SCALLOPS ARE ALL RUBBERY, GET YOUR HEAD THROUGH AND REDO IT
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>>701746668
You fucking ruined it nigger thanks post faster nxt time
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Chef I accidentally singles
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get
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RAW
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chef notice me pls
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>>701746874
>>701746644
Arnt double dubs close enough chef sir
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I'm lost in the kitchen. where are the quads??
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15 minutes left ya cunts, the customers are getting pissed off
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chef senpai
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Here we go chef.
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>>701741400
YES CHEF
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>>701747144
checkd
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You guys are uncapable of doing this.
Let me show you, I'll let you check'em
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ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS!??!?!
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I'm trying chef!
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I'm not making quads for you faggot
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Chef we need to 86 the quads. The delivery never showed up today.
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>>701747130
DO YOU THINK THIS A JOKE TUBBY, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
>>701747144 >>701747177
WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL ON THE DUBS YOU DONKEY, FUCK OF
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WE CAN'T GET QUADS
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>>701747165
Get it together /b/oys we can't let chef down we've made it this far
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Ill try again b0ss
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>>701747327
show us then :^)
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Ey b0ss
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Stop yelling at me.
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Plz quads
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I got the quads this time chef please let me feed my family
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penis
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One quad comin up boss eta 45 sec
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The orders are backing up get those quad desserts out!
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I can't do quads
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Another one
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Right away boss
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Coming right up chef!
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>>701747378
butbut my dubs are cool
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Let's do this people.
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We musn't miss the quads this time !
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quads
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here you are
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How is this chef?
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here are those quads chef
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quads plzz
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quads fr
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Here yar boss don't beat me with the frying pan anymore plz
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Sorry chef in trying my hardest
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Quads inbound, cooked to perfection
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aaaa
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Hey, I think I found some quads in the back.
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checkem
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Did I do it?
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ey boss get a load of these
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>>701741400
Ayyyyyyy lmao
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>>701741400
Walking with dubs, chef!
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bbb
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right hurr
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>>701747766
Do dub-dubs count?
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Fuck you chef, I'm opening my own gastropub that only serves singles. We don't need any of your la-ti-da quads and shit.

Men, if you wanna not feel like a piece of shit at your job and actually do something worthwhile come work for me.

Stick your Michelin stars in your ass, Gordy.
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here
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FUUUUCK. SORRY CHEF
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>>701747873
Fuck you
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Ouch that hurts
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none of us know the recipe for quads
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>>701741400
I can't into cooking
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Ehh
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EVERYONE LISTEN THE FUCK UP.

THERE'S ONLY 8 MINUTES LEFT AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY QUADS.

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FINISH THE ORDER OR YOU ALL CAN HANG OF YOUR JACKETS

>>701747648
YOU, GIVE ME YOUR JACKET, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
>>701747771
YOU TOO YOU DENSE DONKEY
>>701747766
NO IT DOESN'T, HANG OF YOUR JACKET MAGGOT
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>>701747989
Needs more seasoning
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>>701741400
Tendies order up.
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WE GOT LESS THAN 10 MINUTES. We need the quads or we are all out of the kitchen
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here chef
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Quads get, now get the fuck off my back, chef.
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>>701748066
>>701748099
Dub train?
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>>701748036
Sorry chef double time!
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>>701741400
Is this how you cook quads?
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>>701748036
>funny tivo face
kill yourself
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>>701748036
I'm not going anywhere sir
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FUCK I SWEAR I SAW SOME QUADS IN THE FREEZER
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>>701748066
>>701748099
FUCK OFF YOU TWO
>>701748251
THEN GET THE QUADS DONE YOU LAZY DONKEY
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>>701748272
We only have a few minutes, will they thaw in time?
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I never get quads.
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Quads are fired chef, coming up shortly!
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>>701748335
They're in the oven
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Fuck quads, THEY TOO HAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD
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>>701748340
run them under some hot water!
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Distributor called, quads will be here in ten minutes.
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Quads plz
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Lick my sweaty nutsack chef
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faggot
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>>701748459
We only have 4 minutes! JUST TOSS THEM IN THE MICROWAVE
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someone get the quads already
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WHEN'S THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CHECKED THESE FUCKING OVENS RAMSEY
THE QUADS ARE TAKING FOREVER TO THAW
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Just a bit longer chef!
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>>701741400
Just like momma used to make.
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If we are going to get quads, everyone needs to work together and spam the shit out of this thread
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Do these quads look great?
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Don't take it out quite yet
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aye sir
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>>701747989
This is the recipe.
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GIVE ME CUMMIES DADDY
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I think they are done mate
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LAST CHANCE GUYS DON'T FUCK UP
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>>701748599
Quite satisfactory
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Where are those quads guys, we're running out of time
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>>701748629
They smell good chef! Almost done!
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>>701741400
Yes chef!
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on the way
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Keep em in for a while longer!
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Here's your goddam quads, douche.
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2 fucking minutes!
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Just puttin some finishing touches chef boss sir
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>>701748599
Shit, forgot momma's secret ingredient.
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Take quads out of the oven guys!
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cp for quads
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Here we go!
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Hurry!
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Here
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HURRY IT UP
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Quads are done.
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Almost done
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quads here sir
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Here chef, take muh quads
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>>701748818
reroll
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quaaads!
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>>701748818
did someone order quads
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Rolling Chef
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QUADDDDS
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GO GO GO
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