I need ten orders of dubs, two trips, and a quads or higher! You pathetic wankers need this order done in an hour! Get to work men!
>>701741400
well thats one
Let's be real here chef. Your restaurant is going to 404 in approximately 2 minutes. So you'll take my singles like the bitch you are.
>>701741400
I'm trying my best chef.
>>701741927
Your best isn't good enough!
>>701741400
SHIT
I BURNED THE MEAT
damn son
Watch out, i'm on my way!
*pulls out of watermelon* ON IT CHEF!
HERE'S THE BASS CHEF
Right. Well then. Fuck off!
Right on it boss.
>>701742866
cooked perfectly. keep it that way or get the fuck out of my kitchen
YES CHEF!
Look Look LOOK,
A FAGGOT.
coming throug chef.
Trips ready chef!
rolling the dough
How's this chef.. oh god
Got you your quads chef.
AFFIRMATIVE
lick me daddy
>>701743455
CHECKD
:(
have you seen chef?
wheres the wine
Did I wash my hands already after pooping sir?
Gag it
>>701743533
chekd
K
check em
Choke on it, chef.
Idiot fag ramsay
Yes, chef!
>>701743533
:^)
On it chef
Chef, where do we keep the spatulas?
What kind of fat fuck ordered this dish?
>>701743667
so close
>>701743777
CHECKD
>>701743822
checkd also
>>701743777
t r i p s
r
i
p
s
>>701743777
Nice
>>701743455
It's mediocre but it'll do.
>>701743688
checkd
here's the quads i tried not to burn them this time
Got trips. Can I get super saiyan quads??
>>701743947
rip
road to quints only 400ish posts left
>>701743992
you can't.
quads plox
q u a d s
inb4 quints
>>701743151
Thanks chef, i'm glad of my performance.
i made my best 44444 dish sir
>>701741400
>>701742866
>>701743455
>>701743533
>>701743688
>>701743822
>>701744299
>>701743777
7 dubs and one trips so far
>>701744299
"Quads"
you faggots will never get quints
>>701741400
We're against Saudi Arabia you dumbass, we talk about that all the time!
we need moar
Here's the last trips, boss
>>701741400
Fuck off, who d'you think you are, Jamie Oliver?
>>701744666
Checkd
>>701744666
SATAN
>>701741400
Yesh chuf!!
>>701744699
checkd
>>701744666
>Deviled eggs
It's OK boss I found some in the bin and warmed them up
>>701744666
Good, now get your satanic wizardry out of the fucking kitchen.
y r u so mad chef ;(
>>701744448
Just off by a few
On it chuf!
WATCH OUT HOT TRIPS COMING THROUGH
WHERE ARE THE QUADS YOU SLOW FUCKS
>>701744448
YOU FUCKING OVERCOOKED IT
>>701745045
so close yet so far
I came in the canolis
I'll try harder next time chef
>>701745148
>>701745094
where?
lucky strike
For you chef!
>>701745326
unlucky
>>701745443
almost trips damn
>>701741400
Quads get
Here's the quads chef, hot and ready. Just like your mom
quads
>>701745568
Fucking burned it
Here's the quads
I added my signature special sauce chef!
ok this one
>>701745644
where?
>>701745775
cook moar
Is this what you wanted chef?
Yes chef!!
Here's your pizza
Walkin chef
check the temp on these will you?
>>701745756
OVERCOOKED
>>701741400
faggot chef i quit
OK YOU FUCKHEADS, IT'S BEEN 35 MINUTES AND THE FUCKING QUADS HASN'T COME OUT YET, STOP BEING A DONKEY AND GET THE FUCKING QUADS DONE
>>701745967
overcooked x2
11 dubs 2 trips so far boss
No problem
>>701745805
I FUCKING DROPPED IT GOD DAMMIT
>>701746042
WE ONLY NEEDED 11 YOU IMBECILL, GET OUT!!!
>>701745975
Uhh you never worked here
>>701746226
DONT DROP THE FOOD DUDE
>>701746236
10, chef
Did we still need this idiot sandwich?
Fuck you Ramsey! Look at this shit!
>>701741400
I'll be honest, chef. This kitchen needs some more anger and shouting, or nobody will get a fucking thing done...
Si senor
>>701746009
Sori
Satanic quads coming up
Get ready boys don't burn this one!
Coming!
I cut my finger, chef, and my blood got into the oysters.
>>701746547
I probably will tbh
One quads coming up chef!
Andddddd quads
>>701741400
Here are the quads chef!
Sorry it took so long blue team were being faggots and kept turning my oven off
Here you go chef
>>701746340
Uh ohhh
>>701746502
Getting closer
Quads
DONE CHEF
aaa
Soups ready chef!
Help us jebus
>>701741400
how's this look chef?
>>701746668
>CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING
>>701746668
Kill myself
>>701741400
gotchu fam
>>701746340
DON'T TALK BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE CUNT
>>701746359
WHAT DO YOU THINK THE TICKET SAYS YOU DUMBHEAD
>>701746486
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE, GET OUT!!!
>>701746644
WE DON'T NEED ANYMORE DUBS YOU IDIOT
>>701746668
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU DONKEY, THE SCALLOPS ARE ALL RUBBERY, GET YOUR HEAD THROUGH AND REDO IT
>>701746668
You fucking ruined it nigger thanks post faster nxt time
Chef I accidentally singles
get
RAW
chef notice me pls
>>701746874
>>701746644
Arnt double dubs close enough chef sir
I'm lost in the kitchen. where are the quads??
15 minutes left ya cunts, the customers are getting pissed off
chef senpai
Here we go chef.
>>701741400
YES CHEF
>>701747144
checkd
You guys are uncapable of doing this.
Let me show you, I'll let you check'em
ARE YOU TAKING THE PISS!??!?!
I'm trying chef!
I'm not making quads for you faggot
Chef we need to 86 the quads. The delivery never showed up today.
>>701747130
DO YOU THINK THIS A JOKE TUBBY, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN.
>>701747144 >>701747177
WHY ARE YOU TWO STILL ON THE DUBS YOU DONKEY, FUCK OF
WE CAN'T GET QUADS
>>701747165
Get it together /b/oys we can't let chef down we've made it this far
Ill try again b0ss
>>701747327
show us then :^)
Ey b0ss
Stop yelling at me.
Plz quads
I got the quads this time chef please let me feed my family
penis
One quad comin up boss eta 45 sec
The orders are backing up get those quad desserts out!
I can't do quads
Another one
Right away boss
Coming right up chef!
>>701747378
butbut my dubs are cool
Let's do this people.
We musn't miss the quads this time !
quads
here you are
How is this chef?
here are those quads chef
quads plzz
quads fr
Here yar boss don't beat me with the frying pan anymore plz
Sorry chef in trying my hardest
Quads inbound, cooked to perfection
aaaa
Hey, I think I found some quads in the back.
checkem
Did I do it?
ey boss get a load of these
>>701741400
Ayyyyyyy lmao
>>701741400
Walking with dubs, chef!
bbb
right hurr
>>701747766
Do dub-dubs count?
Fuck you chef, I'm opening my own gastropub that only serves singles. We don't need any of your la-ti-da quads and shit.
Men, if you wanna not feel like a piece of shit at your job and actually do something worthwhile come work for me.
Stick your Michelin stars in your ass, Gordy.
here
FUUUUCK. SORRY CHEF
>>701747873
Fuck you
Ouch that hurts
none of us know the recipe for quads
>>701741400
I can't into cooking
Ehh
EVERYONE LISTEN THE FUCK UP.
THERE'S ONLY 8 MINUTES LEFT AND WE STILL DON'T HAVE THE BLOODY QUADS.
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AND FINISH THE ORDER OR YOU ALL CAN HANG OF YOUR JACKETS
>>701747648
YOU, GIVE ME YOUR JACKET, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
>>701747771
YOU TOO YOU DENSE DONKEY
>>701747766
NO IT DOESN'T, HANG OF YOUR JACKET MAGGOT
>>701747989
Needs more seasoning
>>701741400
Tendies order up.
WE GOT LESS THAN 10 MINUTES. We need the quads or we are all out of the kitchen
here chef
Quads get, now get the fuck off my back, chef.
>>701748066
>>701748099
Dub train?
>>701748036
Sorry chef double time!
>>701741400
Is this how you cook quads?
>>701748036
>funny tivo face
kill yourself
>>701748036
I'm not going anywhere sir
FUCK I SWEAR I SAW SOME QUADS IN THE FREEZER
>>701748066
>>701748099
FUCK OFF YOU TWO
>>701748251
THEN GET THE QUADS DONE YOU LAZY DONKEY
>>701748272
We only have a few minutes, will they thaw in time?
I never get quads.
Quads are fired chef, coming up shortly!
>>701748335
They're in the oven
Fuck quads, THEY TOO HAAAAARRRRRDDDDDD
>>701748340
run them under some hot water!
Distributor called, quads will be here in ten minutes.
Quads plz
Lick my sweaty nutsack chef
faggot
>>701748459
We only have 4 minutes! JUST TOSS THEM IN THE MICROWAVE
someone get the quads already
WHEN'S THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOU CHECKED THESE FUCKING OVENS RAMSEY
THE QUADS ARE TAKING FOREVER TO THAW
Just a bit longer chef!
>>701741400
Just like momma used to make.
If we are going to get quads, everyone needs to work together and spam the shit out of this thread
Do these quads look great?
Don't take it out quite yet
aye sir
>>701747989
This is the recipe.
GIVE ME CUMMIES DADDY
I think they are done mate
LAST CHANCE GUYS DON'T FUCK UP
>>701748599
Quite satisfactory
Where are those quads guys, we're running out of time
>>701748629
They smell good chef! Almost done!
>>701741400
Yes chef!
on the way
Keep em in for a while longer!
Here's your goddam quads, douche.
2 fucking minutes!
Just puttin some finishing touches chef boss sir
>>701748599
Shit, forgot momma's secret ingredient.
Take quads out of the oven guys!
cp for quads
Here we go!
Hurry!
Here
HURRY IT UP
Quads are done.
Almost done
quads here sir
Here chef, take muh quads
>>701748818
reroll
quaaads!
>>701748818
did someone order quads
Rolling Chef
QUADDDDS
GO GO GO
