I'm bored so let's do that rate and roast thing please.
Is not brainsick man, tovarich, is lady.
You look like a beta bitch. I bet you sheeplike your dads jizz and cigarette burned flesh. You probably lost your virginty to your cousin or mother. You drink cumbucha. No one likes you, not even your co workers at GameStop. You have a twitch account, on which you have logged 200 hours, it has two views both from your own phone. You look like you jerk off dogs on the regular.
Pic for faggots who don't get the reference.
I have forsworn my right to wear one by becoming betrothed m8.
minor oversight on my part. i thought you could not get any worse.
You look like all of the identical asian clone basic bitches that went to my university. None of you have any distinct personality and you all dress like a dumbed-down version of what a chinese person thinks a westerner should look like.
It's because of the flash. In normal lighting it's not that bad. She's not my fiance though. We're married. Perhaps I misused a word there.
didnt realize this was a cringe thread. dumping what I have.
Everyone takes good and bad pics mayne.
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see your papers and tax returns.
Again with the Morticia Adams look. Tell your wife to ease up on the foundation. She shouldn't even be covering her face in foundation; shit's disgusting. Tell her to stick to some light lip gloss / lipstick, a tiny bit of mascara and eyeliner. Forget everything else. Generally, a little bit goes a long way when it comes to makeup.
I honestly don't even understand why some women use foundation. Is it to cover up acne or shitty skin? Why not treat the underlying problem rather than just slathering paint on it? Don't they realize that all that makeup just clogs their pores and in the long term makes their skin look even worse, necessitating the use of even more makeup?
Why you look like an Orville Reddenbacher prototype?
Why your hair look like a soft-serve shag rug?
Why you look like Mad TV's skeet blanket had a baby
Why you look like the protagonist of Wolfenstein 3D started listening to shitty hipster music in an alternate universe
Why you look like a goddamn monkey >>701742495
Why you look like the embodiment of Starbucks privilege?
Why you look like you glued pencil sharpener waste to your upper lip?
Why you look like you were gonna shoot up a gay night club but you rememberd you still wearing an ankle monitor?
Why you look like Cheyrnoble Stone Cold Steve Austin?
Why you look like honey I shrunk my baby-ass hands?
Ohhh you're a guy. I get it now. Think about womens makeup like an artist using paint. There's multiple steps, and each layer is designed to serve a function to the overall masterpiece. Just like Bob Ross slathers on liquid white to the entire canvas before applying the paints, so too does a female apply foundation to the entire face before applying eyeliner, shadow, etc. It's primarily to get a uniform skin tone, and its a bonus if it covers acne and imperfections.
> Hello sir or madam?
> I am calling to inform you that your Windows Microsoft PC is infected with the viruses
> Yes, it is very bad. We are calling you from Windows PC Incorporated, you will be doing the needful and be sending us the credit card number right away so we can get to work and validate that your PC is running the correct modems.
> If you do not fix this very bad problem in 30 days, your memories will become corrupted and we will have to reformat your CPU.
Jesus christ, you ARE under 20 aren't you?
Literally everyone on /b/
>always been male
said every female to male tranny since the dawn of time.
>implying you had a dick to begin with
sidebar: thats not how female to male trans operations work.
roast me pussies
you are correct, that isn't how female to male trans works
Meh. You like what you like, I like what I like.
How about you do that fuck off and go kill yourself thing faggot.
i am an illegal chilean in America, not kidding
Femanon here (ATTENTION PLZ)
Bit too late, probably, but hey, not gun roast ye. You're quite handsome. actually, nice smile.
Here's some laughs.
Don't cheat, faggot. Need yer eyes.
Smile lookin' a bit forced. Bad lighting, other than that, I'd say
Would consider datin'/10
im on the right
fuck with me
wow I really appreciate that, have you posted yourself yet so i can r8 you?
You look like Milo Stewart just before it realizes that its mission will fail.
Seriously though, lose the Hipster haircut, and you'll look fairly good.
Why are all the cute boys I'm attracted to furries?
I don't call myself a furry because I find the majority disgusting
I just find some art cute and stuffs
You look like a pussy. You listen to Circa Survive and find your hands constantly in your pocket and your eyes constantly on your feet. Your greatest fear is making eye contact with a black man. If it isn't from PacSun you won't wear it. Hollister and American Eagle banned you from their stores because you're that big of a faggot
Enlighten yourself about regarding your paw fetish!
English bad me cant talk it.
Oh please anon, like you wouldn't fuck pic related with all of your might
He would always ask me to spray shaving cream all over my face and act like I got pied. Weirdly, he showed no compassion. Idk if I could do bondage, wouldn't want to actually harm someone