I'm bored so let's do that rate and roast thing please.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
I'm bored so let's do that rate and roast thing please.
>>701738214
le go fuck yourself.
Faggot nothing else to be said kill yourself
>>701739681
Ughh yes keep them going!
>>701738214
You look 12 year old autistic Johnny Depp
>>701738214
nathan wtf
go back to fallout
>>701740818
Lmfao! Love it
>>701741220
How's your dads dick taste faggot?
Let's just agree that i have the best moustache ever
>>701741353
Bacon
>>701741133
Glad you like it, now go get something to eat..... The auschwitz diet plan is only supposed to make you and 99 friends fit in the oven
>>701741272
You look like you're just waiting to be bukkake'd
>>701741758
You look like a more fagot version of my sister's boyfriend
>>701738214
can we see your dick?
>>701741954
Ye boi.
>>701742072
Get quads
>>701741819
Shit but I'll say this... all that semen must have done something for your skin. It's nearly blemish free
>>701742254
I'd let you spit in my face while calling me a dirty spic
>>701738214
What happens when we die?
>>701738214
If the traveling circus were still popular, you would have made a great living as the Bearded Lady
>>701742319
Very sweet thank you, my trick is all I consume is beer and coffee. Which makes my jizz sticky and stinky
>>701741220
how old?
>>701742254
you a varsity hs football player?
>>701742394
Day job bro
Soup /b/
>>701738214
Potential school shooter.
>>701742526
Ii can hardly walk a block haha
>>701742558
more of your body. and leave the tranny that you're lying on top of out! we don't need her
>>701742254
Why can you barely walk?
>>701742864
Is not brainsick man, tovarich, is lady.
:^)
>>701743152
what
>>701742928
I'm weak as fuck. Broke my back good a few years ago
>>701741220
so I got 18 and 24. post nudes.or shirtless selfies. the hood needs that
>>701743313
plz stop impersonating that dude
>>701743371
I'm op I'll timstamp after i finish my shit
>>701743473
Well, glad for OP to timestamp. But >>701742254
was who I'd originally asked
>>701743715
Oh well fuck the time stamp them lol
>>701743915
By all means, timestamp away
ladies and gents, take a good hard look at the shart stains of the world. some of these faggots that post their pictures are the same ones starting dickrate/trap threads.
>>701744274
What the fuck do I need to time stamp? I'm not unsettling green eyed fuck boy up there lpl >>701741819
>>701744431
Yep, thought I was talking to the impostor.
Proper faces thread
>>701744607
>>701744607
>>701744607
>>701744607
>>701738214
Jesus christ dude whats up with that beard??
You look like a gay musketeer
>>701744495
Yeah i got confused for a second (op)
>>701742558
Soup /b/rah
>>701738214
7/10
>>701741220
5/10
>>701741272
4/10>>701741758
>>701741758
5/10
>>701741819
5/10
>>701742254
4/10
>>701744318
6/10
>>701738214
Jesus Christ, you are a nu male in pretty much every way, OP.
>>701742254
Age?
>>701745069
Holy shit good observation! (Op)
>>701745019
Appreciated (op)
>>701738214
You look like a beta bitch. I bet you sheeplike your dads jizz and cigarette burned flesh. You probably lost your virginty to your cousin or mother. You drink cumbucha. No one likes you, not even your co workers at GameStop. You have a twitch account, on which you have logged 200 hours, it has two views both from your own phone. You look like you jerk off dogs on the regular.
Kill yourself
>>701743970
yep
>>701745613
8/10
>>701742558
R8 me m8's
>>701747770
6 here, take a better lit pic tho
>>701747770
actually a pretty good lookin /b/ro, only issue is acne
>>701747770
sweet hair
>>701747770
acne, bad lighting, idk man. Sorta cute but at least relax your face /b/ro
>>701747770
> Why am I here again?
> Oh, right. The murders.
>>701748744
Pic for faggots who don't get the reference.
>>701747770
>>701748084
>>701748121
>>701748147
>>701748152
Samefagging this hard... haram.
>>701749058
Noap
>>701738214
nigga lookin like a.....
actually no nevermind that mustache is nice.
lose the faggot beard though
>>701746357
columbine's third shooter
>>701738214
You were born in the wrong century m8.
If you want some advice, I'd say trim your brows, shave the facial hair, I'm sure you'd get some q.t. white grills.
>>701749048
LMAO
>>701746771
best friend with deaf fat chick
>>701747587
jobless nigger
>>701747587
Externinator actually
>>701749485
>>701749485
Shit misquoted
>>701738214
We've all done the terrible facial hair thing, OP.
Shave. For he love of christ, do yourself a favor and shave.
How do I look /b/
Good evening everyone
>>701749661
You look like a big toe with a splinter stuck in it.
>>701750007
Sweet.
:) hey
>>701745613
9.9/10.
Probably most attractive /b/yard I've ever seen these last four years.
>inb4 newfag
r8 faggots
>>701751147
chink/10
>>701750795
twink/10
>>701750090
fedora/10
>>701749955
terrorist/10
>>701749954
like a chav with a kangol. what is this, late 90s Russia?
>>701745613
>bracelet
Fags like this get raped first in prison.
>>701751571
Is your finger bent from fingering your golden retriever's ass? Use a muscle relaxant next time (on the dog, nor yourself you faggot). She won't be so tight.
>>701751571
>>701738214
i like your mustache OP
>>701749955
>>701751813
Actually imma beaner
>>701751813
>fedora
I have forsworn my right to wear one by becoming betrothed m8.
>>701752216
Serious question: why is your fiancee's face so much paler than the rest of her body? Is she really wearing that much makeup?
>>701752085
minor oversight on my part. i thought you could not get any worse.
>>701752412
Because shes a ratchet bitch who wears the wrong foundation.
>probably on purpose judging by the look of her
>>701751147
You look like all of the identical asian clone basic bitches that went to my university. None of you have any distinct personality and you all dress like a dumbed-down version of what a chinese person thinks a westerner should look like.
>>701752412
It's because of the flash. In normal lighting it's not that bad. She's not my fiance though. We're married. Perhaps I misused a word there.
>>701752763
She looks a lot better in this pic.
>>701752488
Atleast I ain't lazy like a nigger, suicidal like a sand nigger, and legally here unlike those wet backs thank you very much
>>701752763
didnt realize this was a cringe thread. dumping what I have.
>>701752763
Everyone takes good and bad pics mayne.
>>701752945
>legally
Yeah, I'm gonna need to see your papers and tax returns.
>>701752968
>>701753046
Meant to quote >>701752873
>>701753046
Still waiting for a "good" one here.
>>701738214
U are one of the posters on the faces of /b/ thread aren't u?
>>701753046
Again with the Morticia Adams look. Tell your wife to ease up on the foundation. She shouldn't even be covering her face in foundation; shit's disgusting. Tell her to stick to some light lip gloss / lipstick, a tiny bit of mascara and eyeliner. Forget everything else. Generally, a little bit goes a long way when it comes to makeup.
>>701753315
>>701753239
Instead I get more of this fucking trainwreck.
>>701753239
Seriously. She looks like a clown with that white foundation and over-use of eyeliner.
>>701750795
Looks like he just found a pickle up his ass
>>701753391
Or at least tell her to get the right fucking color. The shade she has right now is just wishful thinking on her part and it looks ridiculous.
rape?
>>701753239
>this file name
>>701752066
Got two.
>>701753840
pic related. its you when you grow up.
>>701753714
I honestly don't even understand why some women use foundation. Is it to cover up acne or shitty skin? Why not treat the underlying problem rather than just slathering paint on it? Don't they realize that all that makeup just clogs their pores and in the long term makes their skin look even worse, necessitating the use of even more makeup?
>>701753965
Grower and dealer don't count, faggot.
>>701754012
>>701754139
Why not?
And lifeguard and construction, faggot.
>>701750795
possible apartment champion?
>>701738214
Why you look like an Orville Reddenbacher prototype?
>>701741220
Why your hair look like a soft-serve shag rug?
>>701741272
Why you look like Mad TV's skeet blanket had a baby
>>701741819
Why you look like the protagonist of Wolfenstein 3D started listening to shitty hipster music in an alternate universe
>>701742254
Why you look like a goddamn monkey >>701742495
Why you look like the embodiment of Starbucks privilege?
>>701742558
Why you look like you glued pencil sharpener waste to your upper lip?
>>701743216
Why you look like you were gonna shoot up a gay night club but you rememberd you still wearing an ankle monitor?
>>701743970
Why you look like Cheyrnoble Stone Cold Steve Austin?
>>701744318
Why you look like honey I shrunk my baby-ass hands?
>>701738214
You look like you review indie games on youtube you fucking faggot
>>701753840
You're making a face like you're in the middle of doing kegels.
>>701754135
Ohhh you're a guy. I get it now. Think about womens makeup like an artist using paint. There's multiple steps, and each layer is designed to serve a function to the overall masterpiece. Just like Bob Ross slathers on liquid white to the entire canvas before applying the paints, so too does a female apply foundation to the entire face before applying eyeliner, shadow, etc. It's primarily to get a uniform skin tone, and its a bonus if it covers acne and imperfections.
>>701754373
So you get paid to sit on your ass all day. Top notch life choices.
>>701754519
Ohhhh you're a retard. I get it now.
>>701754627
patient zero/10
>>701754827
>>701754827
Tell your wife she looks like a fucking cunt, kiddo.
>>701738214
19
>>701754627
> Hello sir or madam?
> I am calling to inform you that your Windows Microsoft PC is infected with the viruses
> Yes, it is very bad. We are calling you from Windows PC Incorporated, you will be doing the needful and be sending us the credit card number right away so we can get to work and validate that your PC is running the correct modems.
> If you do not fix this very bad problem in 30 days, your memories will become corrupted and we will have to reformat your CPU.
>>701738214
fuc me
>>701755409
fuck off lazia you turkish gypsy
>>701741272
Faggot
>>701738214
I don't know why, but I find you sooooo hot, like 9/10. I would literally do whatever you told me to do, and accept punishment when I failed to do it to your liking.
>>701754740
How exactly is that a bad thing? You do it for free.
rate roast
>>701756005
Jesus Christ. Your head is the same size as your torso. This is beyond roasting. You need to see a doctor.
>>701756005
You sure are a handsome woman
>>701751571
Looks like you would love to suck bruce Springsteens cock
sup b. try me.
>>701754627
>>701746771
>>701755594
Why don't you learn how to rotate your photos? Are you that technologically inept?
>>701756485
>>701756576
>>701755688
>this assblasted
>>701756485
>>701756005
shouldve stayed female.
Rate me /b/ fags.
>>701756576
weak
Rate/roast/gues age
>this entire thread
>>701757007
you're a hippy/10
nothing else to say
>>701757007
7/10
Fucking Hipster
26 Years old.
>>701756533
It was straight, website rotated it or something
>>701756916
Sorry, you have bad teeth
>>701757007
1/10
millennial cunt
<20yrs
>>701757807
and your age?
>>701756878
Colin Farrell with a boy-beard
>>701757007
An absolute and total faglord
>>701757902
Jesus christ, you ARE under 20 aren't you?
>>701738214
bulliesvictim/10
I bet he can't even defend his woman when he must to.
>>701757913
Holy fucking kek.
>>701758166
Naw, not who you originally linked to. I'm 25
>>701757511
17 year man
Hipster kek
>>701756878
>>701758338
Literally everyone on /b/
>>701758338
>filename
>>701756186
holy shit
>>701756186
kek
perspective
>>701756362
thanks
>>701756876
i've always been male though
>>701758916
>always been male
said every female to male tranny since the dawn of time.
Roast me faggots
>>701738214
You're kinda cute
do me
>>701754403
>alopecia totalis
>>701759407
Life has roasted you enough. I spare the anon.
>>701759533
I don't know what to say to you other than you look like you've killed people before.
>>701759541
>>701759323
im sure they do
guess that means i don't have a dick now
>>701759407
a nigger posted this as a joke. no one can be this much of a redneck on purpose.
>>701759900
>implying you had a dick to begin with
sidebar: thats not how female to male trans operations work.
roast me pussies
>>701741819
school shooter
>>701760452
you are correct, that isn't how female to male trans works
I'm the poopman
>>701753391
Meh. You like what you like, I like what I like.
>>701741758
school shooter
>>701741819
mormon
>>701743970
you look like a knock off bob page from deus ex
>>701745613
you look like a guy trying to recover from being a redneck
>>701746357
drug baby
>>701749954
you look absolutely dead
do you need someone to talk too
>>701752216
you look like an adult infant
>>701756485
you look like you have children somewhere who you never want to see
>>701759533
i won't
roast me neckbeards
>>701763867
Heh, I remember this Jimmy Necktron
>>701763867
There wouldn't be a difference if you swapped your beard and hair.
>>701738214
why the fuck are you faggots trying get approval on fucking /b/ of all places?
>>701764478
>>701764601
>>701738214
How about you do that fuck off and go kill yourself thing faggot.
>>701741819
Aryan/10
>>701741220
>IT'S A MEEEEEM YOU DIP!
Okay fine
roast me
i am an illegal chilean in America, not kidding
>>701754627
ISIS/10
>>701746771
>>701741220
You look like that dude from Workaholics
Rate me and hate me me
>>701741819
ZiggyStardust/10
>>701765269
Really?
You look more like an eastern yurotard. Bosnian, to be exact.
>>701763867
what in the fuck....?
>>701738214
Transguy/10
>>701765704
because i have native american blood.
Eastern european have mongol blood.
native americans and mongols are mongoloid race.
>>701759533
Yes sir!
>>701765642
9/10
>>701763867
>>701764629
>>701764686
Were you in the Amish Paradise music video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg
>>701759533
are you a boy or a girl?
>>701738214
Femanon here (ATTENTION PLZ)
Bit too late, probably, but hey, not gun roast ye. You're quite handsome. actually, nice smile.
Here's some laughs.
<---
rate me famalams
19 btw
>>701766694
Don't cheat, faggot. Need yer eyes.
Smile lookin' a bit forced. Bad lighting, other than that, I'd say
Would consider datin'/10
im on the right
fuck with me
>>701766874
wow I really appreciate that, have you posted yourself yet so i can r8 you?
>>701767072
did school start already for you kids?
>>701767072
Moar of the left qt
Give me attention
"I was a whistle blower before it was cool."
Regards,
Hipster Half-a-Snowden
>>701767547
You look like Milo Stewart just before it realizes that its mission will fail.
Seriously though, lose the Hipster haircut, and you'll look fairly good.
>>701766444
boy
Sup rate me
>>701768163
At least I don't think birthdays are predatory ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>701738214
You know you can actually grow a pretty decent mustache but you should seriously shave your chin like right the fuck now.
>>701764351
nice eyes/10
>>701742558
I've seen you on Grindr before.
>>701768556
Would bang
>>701738214
Are you mid transition or were you born a ladyboy?
>>701738214
you should get some new glasses
it would make you more handsome
>>701767730
kek
>>701741272
looks like ur high off gay ass sex
>>701741758
You look like you're constantly trying hard not to try hard
I have decent self esteem at least
>>701769134
10/10 qt.
would lay on chest while watching a movie
I wanna play
>>701769134
HOW?
>>701742558
Did the woman you're laying on just give birth to you or do you have reverse-zika
>>701769346
<3 <3
>>701769416
Because I may be a NEET but at least I'm not fat and greasy
Also Artica is shit tier
>>701764143
Macklemore's best friend. You look like you just got done masturbating to Mac Miller. You probably still listen to Black & Yellow by Wiz Khalifa.
>>701764629
Welcome to Oregon
>>701738214
Shave the pubes off of your face you adolescent twat.
>>701756878
Sideways as fuck. How do you even live like that?
>>701769721
Why are all the cute boys I'm attracted to furries?
>>701770010
I don't call myself a furry because I find the majority disgusting
I just find some art cute and stuffs
>>701766138
You look like a pussy. You listen to Circa Survive and find your hands constantly in your pocket and your eyes constantly on your feet. Your greatest fear is making eye contact with a black man. If it isn't from PacSun you won't wear it. Hollister and American Eagle banned you from their stores because you're that big of a faggot
>>701738214
Let me guess, you're a liberal?
You also fight for women's rights.
>>701769466
You got arrested for smoking weed on campus and now you're a bad boy for life. People avoid you at parties
Enlighten yourself about regarding your paw fetish!
>>701770010
Because you're a faggot
>>701770536
>about regarding
English bad me cant talk it.
>>701770176
That's what my first boyfriend said, then shit got really fucking weird.
>>701770562
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>701770909
Oh god, how so?
>>701771027
He fetishes it, and feet.................and pies
Paw fetish yet?
>>701770909
Do you believe it's a good thing?
>>701743970
Feels guy/10
>>701771179
I'm
Sickened
Yet curious
Worst I'm into is hard bondage
>>701751571
You have the most punchable face I've seen all year. You should've been one of the weak children the Spartans tossed over the cliff, too bad.
>>701738214
hipsterfaggot/10
>>701771382
Oh please anon, like you wouldn't fuck pic related with all of your might
>>701771437
He would always ask me to spray shaving cream all over my face and act like I got pied. Weirdly, he showed no compassion. Idk if I could do bondage, wouldn't want to actually harm someone
