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What's the gayest thing you've done /b/? Green texts welcomed.
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>>701729531
going on /b
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i've answered to this thread
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>>701729719
What's the gayest thing you haven't done?
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Sucked my dick, came in mouth, swallowed.
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> Be me
> Sign up for le reddit
> Immediately feel gay for having done so
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if anyway wants to talk dirty to me on kik mines freshselects im a sub btw
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I sucked my own dick

Was ok, i ain't gay so i wasn't that into it, just curious.
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>>701729531
Replying to this thread.
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>>701730857
How is that even possible?
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I posted in a dick rate thread.
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Worn women's clothes and put a penis shaped dildo up my bottom.
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Masturbated to a picture of myself as a child.
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>>701731511

That's...Pretty fucking gay.
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>>701731260
What? Sucking your dick?

I have along dick and i'm thin so it was easy.
It was at this weird part in my life in which i thought i might have been bi.
So i tested myself and lo and behold i like pussy more than dick
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My friend and I sucked each other off and did anal (we were 10, no joke)
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so so much. trying to find a guy on craigslist right now for us to jerk off in panties together.
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>>701731634
That's why I posted it in this thread...
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>>701731844
Muh nigga me too got my daughter's dirty ones want to share.
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>>701731948

Any suicidal thoughts? Are you attending a therapist or some kind of priest to reconcile this kind of insanity?

I do hope your insanity abates.
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>>701729531
I played pic related once an enjoyed it.
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>>701732105
sure gotta throwaway email?
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Several things
>sucked 2 guys off they sucked me back
Instant regret as soon as I came
>kissed ~10 guys
No regrets, was partying so no big deal
>fucked a dude once
Changed my mind, went to my house. Didn't even came

No homo tho
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>>701732105
I mean yeah but mostly want to do it irl
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>be me 18
>have bi friend
>he admits his attraction to me
>Lolwut.jep
>Tell him I'm str8
>he knows
>fuckitwhynot.exe
>sucks my cock
>suck his
>he deepthroats
>finishes me off
>doesnt even ask for me to finish him
>win win
>regreted it a bit
>now I dont care
>6/10 would do it again
I wouldnt recommend it unless youre already kinda set in your str8 ways and only watch gay porn and traps and shit
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>>701732417
>>701732920
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>>701733000
Nice trips fgt
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once when i was alone in my bedroom in the middle of the night, i put my hair into twintails (i got pretty long hair) and showed some shit up my butt while jacking off


t'was fun tbh
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>>701732338
Fucking Faggot
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>>701732982
>Str8 ways
>gay porn

:^)
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>>701732302
Suicidal? no. And no I'm not getting therapy or guidance.

In all honesty, I don't know how I feel about it. I'm really attracted to femininity. I love having sex with girls (so much so I've hired escorts on occasion) but I love looking like a girl.

Though at the same time I'd love to be big and muscley to attract hot girls.

It is quite confusing and at times I wish I didn't enjoy being feminine myself, especially due to the social backlash I'd face if anyone found out. But then, the taboo side of it makes it more alluring.

I wouldn't envy my position anyway.
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>go to exhentai
>browse crossdressing manga
>joyfully fap to trap shimakaze
Well, not that it's very different from my heterosexual activity.
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>>701729531
several sexual encounters with my childhood best friend
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>>701733367
People who have never done anything with a dude who think theyre bi because they like traps and shit
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For fuck sake these trap threads are ruining b, its really too much. I bet you guys aren't even attracted to women anymore, everyday you're looking at this shit
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>>701733508
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>>701732982
>str8 ways
>gay porn
>traps
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>Partying with friends
>Get shitfaced
>Fuckme.png
>Me and a couple of buddies go to bed
>We sleep on top of each other cause we be bros
Timeskip
>My friend wakes me
>Spooning him
>Ohshit
>Turns out I was humping him and moaning in my sleep
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>>701730814
>le reddit
>le

dude, you're not only gay, you're a cocksucking, cum drinking, nigger lover gaylord. If you still have some dignity and manhood on your pathetic eunuch shrivelled balls you won't use the stupid "le" meme EVER

understood?
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>>701729531

>friend comes out
>he wants to go to a gay club for the first time
>he's nervous as all hell
>offer to go with him
>im easily the best looking one in there
>arrogantdouche.exe
>try my best to be friends wingman but the gays dont want him
>flex and shit for free drinks
>straight girls want selfies with me
>that one Britney Spears song I like plays
>dance with no top on
>king of the faggots
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>>701730584
Met a guy at a bar
Went to his place
Sucked his ween
He sucked mine
It was Aight.
We fuck regularly.
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>>701732982
Buddy I got some news for ya
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>>701734080
Nice plump butt he got.
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>>701729531
I fucked a dude
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>>701729531
I've jerked my own self off
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going on 9GAG...
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>>701729531
worked as an escort for 2 years
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>>701729531

>Be me, lonely as shit but socially terrible, literally go into a club and have a panic attack and need to leave
>Make PoF account, Tinder, OKCupid, etc. Tale some selfies of me all that shit.
>Get nothing but land whales to respond.
>Go on a few dates with horribly nasty girls, beggars CAN be choosers, rather be forever alone than be with literal porpoises
>Still lonely, need some of that sweet sweet attention, switch my Tinder from females to males.
>Horny as fuck, go through and only "accept" the hottest men, abs and all that, if I'm going to be gay, might as well be selective.
>Nearly 100 percent reciprocation of likes, men are thirsty as fuck.
>Weekend comes and four men message ME first, wanting to chat, meet up.
>Pick the best looking and agree, go to his apartment
>Horny as hell, he's a bottom.
>Fuck a man, multiple times.
>We date, which is objectively gayer than just hooking up I think, now its like passionate and shit

Horny as shit, fucked a dude on Tinder, dated him for a while.
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I've sucked off guys, fucked them, gotten fucked by them. The gayest thing I've done is stand outside a changing room with 4 other fags and endlessly compliment the cute boy we picked out clothes for.

>Mfw everyone else in the store is staring
>Nope the fuck out of there
Been gay my whole life, but in that moment I truly felt like a faggot. Boy was a nice fuck though so it was worth desu.
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>>701734411
Your fedora is showing
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Rimjob with a boy in a forrest
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>>701736530
do you live in USA?
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Gave my brother three blowjobs in one night when we were drunk after a party, yep.
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Ate my cum like half an hour ago
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>>701736930
no, why?
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Rub straight blind guys thigh by making out there was lack of space, later touch his semi by accident
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>>701737330
Where are you from then, if not a secret? I just kinda imagined what could people for that homo behaviour in my shithole cyka country
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Banged a (milf)tranny off craigslist.
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here's a video of me shoving a gummy worm in my ass, that's gotta be high up there.
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Who wants to sext and actual Boipucci TWINK? Reply with snapchat/Dick pic and I'll choose
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>>701738223
I lost
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>>701737732
Oh well that moment happened in the U.S. in New York. No one confronted us, but we were in a rather large group.

>Implying a group of ~13 twinks could take on even one man
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>>701738316
yeah i can get pretty gay
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>be 13
>brother 11
>suck him off and swallow plenty of nights. He claims he was asleep

Also

>be 26
>have girlfriend of 6 years
>have gotten lots of little fag boys on the side
>like to degrade and abuse them and have them choke on my thick meat
>treat them like filth and use their holes
Basically the stuff I can't do to my girl
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>>701738428
Keep it up, man. You're going places with that rump
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>>701738428

yeah thats pretty gay
cute af, but gay
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>>701734669
wtf gaben did that? I love steam now!
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making this video is probably the gayest thing I've done
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>>701729531
>at friends house
>he and his wife want to fool around
>she gets too drunk
>me and him masturbate together
>he cums on my dick and i use it as lube then cum on her back
is that gay?
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>>701738619
not particularly good places

>>701738657
it's not gay if the penis is feminine, right??
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>>701729531
>Taking a shit.
>Big log exits.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
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>>701739021

the ever elusive feminine penis
it has yet to be seen in its natural habitat

truly a mysterious beast
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More webms please
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>>701738732
You have to get your dick closer to your mouth.
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>>701739021
>Not particularly good places
I beg to differ. Ever considered doing meetups? Services?
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>>701731645
In what position are you able to suck your own dick


this is pretty much the gayest thing I did
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>>701739224
what kind of webms u like big guy

>>701739409
fucking people for money isn't really my idea of a good place
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>>701739021
jesus my dick
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>>701739401
any closer got too painful for my back, I'm not nearly flexible enough for it
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>have friend
>his girlfriend is out of town
>he asks me to suck his dick
>can't think of a reason not to
it was just a favor
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>>701739640
how did it change your friendship?
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>>701729531
I blew a dozen guys in the bathroom of a porn theater, but it wasn't that gay because I was dressed like a girl when I did it.
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>>701739578
Tease me with your slutty mouth
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>>701739749
whenever we hang out he wants me to do stuff
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>>701739793
no
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>>701729531
My big brother's girlfriend.
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>>701739612
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Gayest thing is what i am doing now. asking B if there are any single fem boys cause i need one to spoil all day and fuck all night
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>>701739578
Suit yourself. Just a suggestion.
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>>701739861

oh damn a butt with a dick near it
thats fucking badass
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>>701738732
I've done worst, I'm flexible, I have suck my own dick multiple time, now I can't do it anymore because I'm too old, but it was nice (and also gay xD)
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>>701739861
well, i'm gay now.
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Tasted my semen. Not all that great.
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>>701740046
I wish I could do it, I just had a really inactive life for a while, lost a lot of flexibility and athletic ability
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>>701740187
Same fam. You need to catch at least a teaspoonful to get any flavour, and most of the time it's not even that great.
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>>701739861
Yeah that's nice
You have a fucking hot asshole and such beautiful lips

Come on boy MORE
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regularly cum on own face, take facial selfies
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>>701729531
>Be me
>Be 14
>Obsessed with anal/dressing like a girl
>Enema fetish
>One Saturday morning make enema device
>Parents are asleep
>lay on my bed and shoot like 3 glasses of milk up my ass and pretend it's cum
>Also wearing my sisters skirt
>Milk is cold as hell and I can feel pressure on my insides
>Feel weird sensation in my cock
>It's throbbing and it almost hurts
>Sensation is growing larger
>Suddenly a weird pressure runs through my dick and feels like it's splitting it in half
>it's painful
>Tears roll out of my eyes as I squirt cum all over my abdomen and the front of the skirt
>That was the first time I ever came
>Kek didn't even have to jerk like you normies
>I had a tv in my room
>I still remember what show was playing at my climax
>Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, the episode where Ash is trying to teach Gible Draco Meteor
>It was a good day
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>>701740058
sorry about that

>>701739934
i guess i wouldn't be entirely opposed, but i'd rather have some sort of sugardaddy.

>>701740485
no
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>>701740587
Post them
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>>701740187
>>701740428
I'd try bromelain supplements, it's made from pineapple, helps a lot
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Either using my moms vibrator on my ass

or

The time I met some old guy online and went to his house and we cuddled naked in his bed and we touched penises

First time doing anything that sexual with a person and I couldnt keep hard and he was pretty terrible at doing anything so I ended up getting myself off without his help so it wasn't that gay really because I didnt get any sexual gratification out of it
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Gayest thing I've done is lose to this >>701739612
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I've got a makeshift dildo in my ass atm, that's pretty gay I guess.

Really wanna eat my own jizz but I always lose the urge when I cum
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>>701729531
fucked my trannys
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>>701738597
Right? This is why I'm bi: a dude will spend 2 hours getting dressed up to eat your cum and you can treat him like a complete piece of shit.

My wife still gets her missionary like she likes. I just like extracurricular fun.
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>>701729531
Being bi and having a boyfriend
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>>701740968
haha, thank you :)
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>>701738223
I wanna eat that ass until I can taste the gummy
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>>701740630
>make enema device
describe said device
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>>701735548
That's still around?
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Im 20, i met a 56 year old man on c.l and let him fuck me at his house. Started meeting up with him when i was 17 and he pays me
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>>701729531
Showed my ass and danced nude on omegle to random guys until they cum
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>>701740800
Cheers pal. Does Zinc help? I started taking it about a week ago.
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>>701741118
be my guest
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>>701740630
>>Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, the episode where Ash is trying to teach Gible Draco Meteor
i fucking can't
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>>701738428
Tips for first fingering myself, I'm such a pussy to stick it in.
Losing dicks this way, help.
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I was at a friends house and he decided to watch porn while i played csgo and he was like man this is some good porn watch it with me we both sat there watching porn on his phone and his little cousin was there like "what are you guys doing"
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>>701741118
oh i replied to the wrong thing, i meant to ask you if it hurts to use a cucumber ebcause it's so stiff
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> gay thread
> fap
> kill self
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>>701741585
Posting on a gay thread is pretty gay
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>>701741153
It was a clear plastic tube connect to a plastic bag via duct tape. I'd push the tube up my ass, then I'd pour milk into the bag and squeeze it while holding it over my head.
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>>701741447
just do it in the shower if you're grossed out. i use spit as lube and it work fine but i also know how to relax so it's easy. it feels like the inside of your mouth.
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>>701741482
hmm, it hurts a bit at first, but it was fine also a few minutes. Lots of the hurting was probably just that it was the biggest thing I'd had in me
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>>701740630
The gayest part was when you said you watched pokemon
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>>701729531
going to a gay sauna and sucking off a guy while another guy fucks my arse and totally loving it :)
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>>701741732
Also tips when the top is a virgin and hates the process of making me lose. Life's hard over here.
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>>701736365
I don't really get this. I mean, you wouldn't find out if they were a bottom first? I might fuck a dude but i ain't sucking or get fucked by him.
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>>be me 22 had a date lined up and was gonna smash for sure but bitch backed out last minute.
>>Decided to go to a porn shop to get some vibration cock rings for next time I see this bitch
>>Notice they have private viewing booths say fuck it at least I'll bust a nut.
>>Get 5$ worth of coins then head to the back booth
>>Get in lock the door behind me start cruising channels find something I like then whip out cock and start to beat it.
>>5mins in and I'm beating the shit out of my dick when suddenly some guy just opens the door.
>>I pull my pant up and this guy's eyes light up staring at my cock I tell him the rooms occupied and he just stares and ask if I need any help
>> I tell him no I'm good and he closes the door.
>>Embarrassed I start getting ready to leave and this guy pops back in and says are you sure you don't need any help?
>>Think about it for a min since I've never done anything gay with another buy before. Say fuck it and ask him if he has a condom.
>>Guy smiles and whips one out.
>> Tell him all I want is head with a condom on. I don't know what this guy has.
>> Dude drops to his knees and starts gobbling my cock like a fucking pro. While he's sucking he tells me how he's in town for business and he married w kids and his wife has no idea
>>I tell him to shut the fuck up and lick my balls I push his head down further and he's basically tounging my asshole
>>I dick slap his face and call him a faggot and he deepthroat s my cock like a fucking champ.
>>Right before I cum I rip of the condom and cum on his face.
>> After I came instantly fell with remorse and shame.
>>Pulled up pants and left without saying a word.
>>Honestly I don't get off to gay shit at all but I still jack off thinking about that night from time to time
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>>701741076
Yeah my girl definitely isn't totally vanilla but sometimes I have some frustratine that I need to take out on a good, durable bitch. It just so happens that fuck boys fit this description more often
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>Stole a dildo from my stepmother when i was 14,
>she had atleast 6-7 in her wardrobe
>been fucking my own ass weekly for the last 15 years
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>>701729531

When I was 7-8 I knew a friend in another state
Would visit grandparents etc he lived across from us.
One day we basically played around innocently for the most part till we got to the basement.
Eventually we pulled our dicks out and started messing around because it was like wrong to do and stuff.
eventually 69'd I was on top, and for 5-10 mins it was whatever. I was scared of my parents finding out. But after we didn't cum or anything it was all just experimentation in a way I didn't realize yet. That's my first and only gay experience.
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Ive fucked a guy in the ass and played with two, never been fucked so im not gay
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>>701741781
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>>701742018
i don't know, i'm a virgin. best guess is to make yourself loose before hand so they don't complain.
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>>701731645
>i like pussy more than dick

i too like pussy more than dick.

It doesn't prevent me from having sex with men because it's great too.
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>>701742536

he coomed everywhere
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When I was like 8 me and the kid next to me would play with each other's foreskins in class. It was pretty hot.
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>>701742018
stretch yourself with dildos before a date, so even if he has a huge cock you can still take a good pounding
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>>701742536
I've gotta work on my ass this week I get so damn hard when I swoop my finger past my ass.
Bleaching tips?

I need to swap from a top-looking bodybuilder to a sissy-like bot, shits hard.
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>>701742903
idk, mine isn't bleached. you should probably have it done by a professional though, it can scar you. shaving will also probably make it look better if you haven't already.
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>>701729531
got throat fucked then ass fucked roughly while being spanked and choked. not that gay
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Sat down all of the way on this thing.

(This is just a stock photo.)
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>>701743162

did you take pics?
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>>701743145
Where I'm from I have to rely on myself for this.
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>>701742505
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OP here. these are fucking great. and to all posting the ass pics, I'd fuck all of you.
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>>701731814
did the same tell us some stories
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>>701743489
I'd reccomend this https://www.amazon.com/Esoterica-Nighttime-Regular-Moisturizer-Ounce/dp/B000NB3VOS/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472517348&sr=8-4
It's not particularly strong, it takes a while for results, but it's pretty good, and moisturizing, it hasn't caused any irritation for me at all
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>>701743535
have any webm's of you cumming?
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>>701732105
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>>701744068
here's one
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>>701738428
from?
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>>701740402
Trust me man, its difficult to do, you can do it when you are young easely, but if you dont practice, you loss this ability forever I think
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wow that is soooo tasty
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>>701744128
Jesus, just wondering how old are you?
Just an abundance of webm's and im proud
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>>701744425
I turned 20 a few months ago
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>>701732777
very homo tho
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>>701743145
Damn, why can't you live close to me, I'd love to lick that hole and suck that cock.
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>>701743145
You're the cutest little faggot maeve

Would marry/10
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>Stay at friends house
>We were playing King of Fighters on his PS
>Im un lower bunk bed he in top bunk bed
>He stopped for a sec. and sayd he was horny
>Asked me to use Atena and use special power where she gets in her undies.
>He starts to fap, bunk bed rocking.
>I continue to do the special move.
>WTF am i doing.
>After 3 minutes the faggotry ends.
>I felt dirty for days.
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>>701743462
No.
I am a pussy.
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>>701729531
Sucked a black dick while he finger banged my asshole. Idc i lived it
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When I was a child, around ten years old I had a small club with friends of the same age and we'd suck and fuck each other. Sometimes an older dude, around thirteen years old, he would fuck us or masturbate to us fucking each other. Sometimes I get hard reminding to it even though I don't feel anything anymore when I see those kids, now grown up. Also, I'm not gay or bi.
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>>701734080
What is the name of this shit? my dick needs the answers!!!
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>>701744678
i ain't no faggot, this is the straightest butt you've ever seen

>>701744594
sounds like fun

>>701744236
ohio
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>>701745185
I still get hard thinking about sucking my bro's dick, kinda fucked up
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>>701745304
I know the feelings. Weird as fuck.
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>>701734411
Me gusta this roast
Tips off to this gent.
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>>701744128
holy fucking shit
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>>701745261
Ok cutie. I like your face
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>>701745185
Continuation...
One day I went to one of my friends house, he had the same age as me and he found a porn CD and played it on the PS2, we humped on each other and then kinda sucked dix, we didn't go too far because we were both afraid of the teeth.
I also has another friend that we'd hud, grab each others butt and touch dicks. I think I was a fucked up kid. Sorry or any grammar errors.
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>>701729531
Canadafag looking for nice dom boyfriend
22, ontario
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>>701743998
Thanks will give it a go.
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>>701742243
Remorse because of society brainwashing
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cousins and i held down the oldest of us and pulled his pants and underwear off. dont ask why cause i dont remember

kissed a guy right after seeing kissing for the first time on tv

was jacked off by a different guy
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>>701746078
post booty to see what were working with
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>>701746431

also did alot of dry humping with like 3 different guys. all this before 13 years old i believe :/
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Taking these kindof pictures and fucking myself
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>>701746633

cute
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Where are the good green texts, wtf am I supposed to jerk off to?
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>>701746078
>>701746478
i also wish to see the goods. no homo
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>>701746680
Thanks
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>>701746733

seriously this
we need more stories
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>>701745417
I'd suck it again now if I had the chance. He used to leave his door open when he was having a wank, pretty sure he wanted me to see it.
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>>701746809

anytime anon
feel free to post some more <3
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fapped to traps
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>>701746916
Looking for kik mates to be dom with me. Post un
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>>701745261
>I'm not gay I just suck dicks!
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>>701729531
>sucked own dick while having 3 or 4 fingers in ass
>used moms dildos in my ass/mouth in the shower and did a2m
sometimes I miss those horomone-fueled teen years
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I kissed my best friend, we were touching us but it didn't get further. It was in one of my birthdays, we were drunk. But I remember everything and I liked it, was one of the best kisses in my life.
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>>701731613
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>>701731511
deuces
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>>701747218
seriously needs to stop forgetting the "no homo" or we might get the wrong idea
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>>701746078
Where in ontario?
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>ran an ad on craiglist
>described myself as a sexy mostly passable 100% bottom sub crossdresser looking to get blacked
>too many replies it too forever to settle on the right man
>after many exchanges we met at a hotel
>he was like 6ft 3 250lbs
>im 5ft 8. 118lbs

>got everything i bargained for and then some
>choked on his 8 inch cock and took it bareback

>he said was the hottest little dude he ever fucked lol
>he then asked about one of his friend joining us that he thought would really dig me

so anyway, yeah. l agreed but only if i get spit roasted so hopefully that happens soon

p.s. its not gay if youre the girl
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>>701729531
>be 8, brother 14. he starts wrestling and grabbing me says I can grab him back
>end up getting naked with him and playing with each other dicks, balls, assholes
>suck each others dicks, look at porn, fingers each others assholes
>continue on all summer until school start

>be 15 and sleeping over at friends house
>sharing bed because he's got a double-sized one
>sound sleeper, doesn't notice me pulling down his shorts and pulling out his cock
>suck on his cock while he slept til his younger brother came in to get into bed because he was scared of the storm

>over the years have jacked with several different items up my ass, looked at some gay & bi porn but really like Asian tranny the most

>year or two ago get horny and see an ad on CL for a guy wanting to jack off at his house
>hook up, he meets me at his back door naked
>strip naked and we sit across from each other on lawn furniture, jacking and talking about stuff
>asks me if I want to sit by him so I do. Says its ok to touch so I grab his balls and start stroking his cock while he strokes mine
>says I can suck if I want. I want, but I just met him so I decline. Instead I jerk him until he cums
>He strokes me some more but I say it would be quicker if I did it myself.
>says that would be hot so I should stand between his legs and cum all over him
>stroke hard for a minute or so and cum on his belly and cock
>get dressed and head home

e-mailed him a couple of times looking to see if he wanted to jack again but couldn't find a mutual free time.

Would love to do more but need it to be someone I know is clean and discreet
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Fucking faggots.
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any stories with feet?
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Either sucking three different dicks when I was 10 years old or fisting myself multiple times as of late.
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>>701729531

This one time, I was the OP.
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>>701748130
North of toronto
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>>701741482
How do you get so smooth?
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>>701746478
Nah, because im looking for a boyfriend and not some bitchass who wants a fuckbuddy.
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>>701734218
Oh shit anon, what did your friend say?
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>>701733128
Thats called transvestism
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>>701730795
this
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>>701733735
Its so fuckung old
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>>701735482
Kek
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>>701746356
No remorse because it was the first time I committed adultery. You see I have very conservative Christian values
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>>701748553
Tits or gtfo. You're a faggot either way tho
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>>701729645
Came here to say this.
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>>701750738
You sinned in the name if allah
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>>701729531
Gayest thing I've ever done? Uhm, well I'm a complete homosexual in a committed relationship with another man that fucks me almost every day, but our balls don't touch, so it's not homo, right? I guess I haven't done anything gay.
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>>701749570
i shave, use lots of moisturizing soap, and i just don't have that much testosterone. i think that might be because i don't eat a lot of meat/protein. if you've seen those "trap aesthetic" guides i follow pretty much the diet they list as being good for looking like a trap.
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>>701741482
That's such a cute ass
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>>701750738
Ayatolldya not to commit adultery.
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>>701733461
Haha, are you me?
I think this condition is called Autogynephilia and autoandrophilia.
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>>701734568
Nice fantasy, fgt
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>>701739021
Hhghgghhh
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>>701739578
That is just strange. From that angle of your face, you kinda look like me.
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>>701745261
Where in Ohio?
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>be 19yr old me
>viewing to much porn and genre changing due to 4chan threads
>view only sissy/shemale/gay porn for a while
>craigslist add posted guy wanting a blowjob
>i replied
>i went
>i sucked
>maybe enjoyed it too much
>realize how bi I actually was
>once i practiced anal became am actual slut
>now im here
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>>701740630
Why the fuck has noone asked how the hell did you cum from an enema?
Do you give yourself enemas now and cum?
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>>701753908
>now im here

TOOK IT IN THE BOTTOM, NOW I'M QUEER
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>be me
>rite now
>fapping
>thin body all shaved n cute
>getting more horny
>wanna suck dick
>tfw no dick to suck
>why even cum..
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>>701738223
I'm a straight guy who loves a good ass. I'd rim and fuck that gummy ass
10/10
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>>701754331
Craigslist
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>>701754286
haha yeah along those lines
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>>701754383
>I'm a straight guy

y u lyin tho fam?
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>>701754554
I dont want aids tho
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fucked myself in the ass with a vibrating clone-a-willy of my own dick. It was excellllllleeeennt.
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I dabbled in faggotery. Posted pictures of myself here and on 8ch. Actually bought a dildo, wigs and school girl outfits. Started to get paranoid about someone finding out. Threw everything away and decided to start being normal for once. Now I'm talking to more girls and less 30 yr old dudes who want to fuck me. I honestly don't know what I am anymore.
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>>701729531
Been in a monogamous relationship with a guy for over ten years, that includes gay sex stuff. That gay enough?
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Nothing too extreme, sucking a cock in a park was my first though.
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>>701739904
you better post a video of you getting that cucumber a lot further up your pretty little arse hole or I'll come over and do it for you
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>>701753181
i am you

>>701753421
the northeastern quadrant

>>701754383
that's not particularly straight, but i'll take you up on your offer
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>>701753908
>I went
>I sucked
The way this was written so matter of factly gave me a good laugh
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>>701755098
30 year old men is why i stopped posting
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>>701755717
Ha, my ass isn't shaved as nice as that. I haven't been with anyone in a long enough time that I just said fuck it.
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>>701755772
It is so cringy. I honestly couldn't handle it anymore. They tend to have weird fucking fetishes as well. They gradually implement borderline illegal shit.
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>>701755966
Most of them arent even attractive. I lurk in trap threads occasionally and its just uglyfats beating it
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>>701754331
Post pics, faggot. I need to fap, too.
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>be 16 (I think)
>have good friend, always hanging out
>always borrowing each others games
>talk to him about recent breakup
>lead in sex and stuff
>mention I can give him head
>says ok and life goes on
>a week passes by,gets a text from him
>ask to borrow my game for one of his
>go over to get the game
>no one in the house
>gets into his room, he sits down while I grab the game
>bring up my blowjob comment, ask if i still would
>know im bi so i say yes
>pulls down his pants and points to lotion bottle to use for the handjob
>jerks him off for about a minute
>ask if I can blow him, he says yes
>start licking his dick,remembering porn
>lick all around and tease the head
>start sucking on him,pretty badly though
>go at this,mixing up my technique for a while
>says hes going to cum
>take his load in my mouth and swallow,wipes off saliva with a towel.
>thanks me and I leave
>does that two more times, haven't done it since.
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>>701756084
Im sure your two inch cock will be fine if you dont touch it fatcreep
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>>701729531
Got a blowjob in a bathroom from some beta-ass motherfucker. I came in his mouth. He regretted it.

dm;came
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>>701756072
I mean, I'm no piece of cake but yeah. A lot of them are sweaty uglu dudes circle jerking each other.
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>>701756184
>lotion handjob
>immediately followed by blowjob
lol bet that tasted great
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>>701755241
is that you?????
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Played football for my high school
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>>701756354
I offered to kik some people before but only if they posted their cock
>tfw only 2 people post
>out of 40+
Even worse than uglyfats telling you how they would fuck you is self loathing ugly fats who jerk off to putting cuteboys/traps down for not fitting their fantasy
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>>701739904
This is your fault
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>>701756593
Indeed
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>>701756691
post mouth and tongue pictures
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>>701756628
meh, most people don't want to take the time to kik and stuff. (I know I don't) just fap and piss off. Go to tinder or something if you want a meaninful relationship.
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>>701756683
hot tbh;

Btw for anyone just wanting to talk or some shit, hmu on kik: xsandjwx
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>>701757048
Well, idk how to make a soundles webm, kik is for cumshots and stuff
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>>701756691
Sweet jesus that's sweet!

Any pics showing your face?
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>>701754226
Maybe it was just the fullfillment of my prepubescent fantasy that prompted me to cum or maybe the pressure and coldness on my prostate. I cum from enemas occasionally but not as much as I'd like.
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>>701729531
Sometimes I lie down in the shower ass up and let the water beat my anus all to hell until it feels smooth and clean.

Gets me erect, so I flatten out against the shower floor with my cock pushed down so the frenulum is facing up towards the water and I rub a bar of soap on my asshole while the water slowly builds me up to climax.

Feels great because it also beats on my balls and feels like a triple massage. Only downsize is that I'm pretty tall so my neck is bent backwards and my face is against the shower wall so I look like a retard.
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>>701756691

Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.

Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.

Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.

As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
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>>701756538
forgot to mention I cleaned it up with the towel. I wouldn't give him head if I didn't.
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>>701757215
I guess but I've never had a successful one. Most guys are self loathing or just plain boring. Talking to girls is actually fun. That's why I don't know what I am. I guess bi.
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Add me boys and girls: foxy5547
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>>701757253
Not at the moment...I've to grow out my facial hair for a project so I haven't been able to shave -_-
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>>701757507
might as well go asexual both sides of coin are shit.
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>>701757644
nah, I need my sexual kink. Every couple years it changes. I'm still 18 and a virgin so I hear that's appealing to a lot of people online.
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>>701757877
Im 22 and a virgin. No first kiss or anything. Innocent.
Appealing to people online i guess but its not likely you meet up with any of these people.

I found a headless trap who lived near me, turned out to be a fat greaseball
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>Horny as shit and was to try fucking around with a guy
>Find one on Craigslist after days of searching, so go to his house to fuck around
>Go to his room and start to stand there
>He is super fucking horny
>He unbuttons and pulls down my pants, pushing me on the back
>for the next 10 minutes he works on my cock; a real fucking pro
>super fucking hard at this point, and so is he
>He grabs lube from his nightstand and covers his ass with it
>Getting on his knees, chest on the bed, I started fucking him
>I am so close to fucking cumming and he wants me to shoot it in him
>His 8yo daughter walks in and then it was awkward.
>I came, she asked what we were doing, and I left
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>>701755966
Wanna pic related? Post some pics plz
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>>701729531
>be me at 11
>at summer camp
>there's this 12yo guy I made dirty jokes with
>be pent up and curious
>mime jerking off under a table while playing chess and gesturing he should look
>he looks and imitates
>put him and pants and stick finger out of fly
>he does the same
>take out dick
>he takes out his dick
>we're sitting at 90 degrees to each other
>I can't honestly remember who touched who first, but we ended up touching each others dicks
>camp lasts a couple weeks
>we look for opportunities to touch each other
>did so several times, sometimes outside, sometimes in the loo
>never took it any further
>he might've wanted to go further
>a few times he licked his fingers before touching me or between touches
>he'd often talk about girls when we did it
> mfw I prefer girls too but I just want to do this and maybe get head
> he probably doesn't even know how to do a blowjob
>hand jobs often hurt because he'd pull too hard or something
>often blind handjobs since we were sneaking it
>this was how I learned to jerk off
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>>701758167
kissless, come on not even a middle school crush?

>>701758730
>Let's Force Him to Crossdress and Rape Him
really nigga
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i shoved a lint roller handle up my ass and jerked off to nude pics i stole from my friend's phone
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>>701758953
>pic related HS crush
>he was straight
>last words to me were
>i never liked you and neither did anyone else
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>>701756600
gross you a fucking faggot kill yourself
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>>701732982
wish i had a bi friend cause gay blowjobs are better than no blowjobs
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>>701759254
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>>701759145
hahaa well fuck. Why did everyone hate you dude? I was always the weird, short, young one but I always got along with most people. Never got bullied terribly or anything even though when I look at old photos, I think to myself, I can't believe I didn't.
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>>701735890
interesting stories to share
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>>701759513
He was german, his parents were german.
Most likely taught gay is bad, one of those beat your shit families

Everyone didnt hate me, he just wanted to bring me down and make me leave him alone.

My only solace is that he is now a libtard feminist.
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Fucked two older dudes on Craigslist.
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Met a cd on a dating app and let him fuck me. In my exes panties. My ass did look good in them tbh
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>>701759921
tbf inside out kind wasn't all that good but still. I kissed my like 2 week girlfriend in middleschool and maybe a couple of afterwards but nothing ever meaningful. I guess I don't understand the life of a true homosexual growing up because I mainly liked girls and only felt rare attraction to close friends.
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>>701758206
Kek
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>>701738223
now that an ass that tastes literally like candy
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>>701760753
or shit mixed with candy
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>>701760372
The problem with the guy wasnt the end it was the before the end. He had blocked me on FB and i had a friend run the inbetween. Said friend acted on his own accord and told crush we were acting like a divorced couple and should kiss and make up leading to the hatepost.

What i wanted him to say was basically okay, i get that you're no into me. Good luck with your life.

I found his steam account and im tempted to do that goodwill send off, 5 years later as it is. But idk
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>>701729531
probably agree too let my friend tie me down and fuck me while i was dressed like this, no homo
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>>701760900
you never got over it dude. get over it.
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>>701740630
>giving yourself enemas before having cummed once
bravo
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>>701761138
I know i never got over it. Its not easy to get over things. Hence all of /b/s feels threads
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>>701729531
I once fought in The Great Faggot War. I ain't proud of the things I did.
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>>701758953
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>>701760753
so does my mouth
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