What's the gayest thing you've done /b/? Green texts welcomed.
What? Sucking your dick?
I have along dick and i'm thin so it was easy.
It was at this weird part in my life in which i thought i might have been bi.
So i tested myself and lo and behold i like pussy more than dick
I played pic related once an enjoyed it.
>sucked 2 guys off they sucked me back
Instant regret as soon as I came
>kissed ~10 guys
No regrets, was partying so no big deal
>fucked a dude once
Changed my mind, went to my house. Didn't even came
No homo tho
>be me 18
>have bi friend
>he admits his attraction to me
>Tell him I'm str8
>sucks my cock
>finishes me off
>doesnt even ask for me to finish him
>regreted it a bit
>now I dont care
>6/10 would do it again
I wouldnt recommend it unless youre already kinda set in your str8 ways and only watch gay porn and traps and shit
Suicidal? no. And no I'm not getting therapy or guidance.
In all honesty, I don't know how I feel about it. I'm really attracted to femininity. I love having sex with girls (so much so I've hired escorts on occasion) but I love looking like a girl.
Though at the same time I'd love to be big and muscley to attract hot girls.
It is quite confusing and at times I wish I didn't enjoy being feminine myself, especially due to the social backlash I'd face if anyone found out. But then, the taboo side of it makes it more alluring.
I wouldn't envy my position anyway.
>go to exhentai
>browse crossdressing manga
>joyfully fap to trap shimakaze
Well, not that it's very different from my heterosexual activity.
>Partying with friends
>Me and a couple of buddies go to bed
>We sleep on top of each other cause we be bros
>My friend wakes me
>Turns out I was humping him and moaning in my sleep
dude, you're not only gay, you're a cocksucking, cum drinking, nigger lover gaylord. If you still have some dignity and manhood on your pathetic eunuch shrivelled balls you won't use the stupid "le" meme EVER
>friend comes out
>he wants to go to a gay club for the first time
>he's nervous as all hell
>offer to go with him
>im easily the best looking one in there
>try my best to be friends wingman but the gays dont want him
>flex and shit for free drinks
>straight girls want selfies with me
>that one Britney Spears song I like plays
>dance with no top on
>king of the faggots
Met a guy at a bar
Went to his place
Sucked his ween
He sucked mine
It was Aight.
We fuck regularly.
>Be me, lonely as shit but socially terrible, literally go into a club and have a panic attack and need to leave
>Make PoF account, Tinder, OKCupid, etc. Tale some selfies of me all that shit.
>Get nothing but land whales to respond.
>Go on a few dates with horribly nasty girls, beggars CAN be choosers, rather be forever alone than be with literal porpoises
>Still lonely, need some of that sweet sweet attention, switch my Tinder from females to males.
>Horny as fuck, go through and only "accept" the hottest men, abs and all that, if I'm going to be gay, might as well be selective.
>Nearly 100 percent reciprocation of likes, men are thirsty as fuck.
>Weekend comes and four men message ME first, wanting to chat, meet up.
>Pick the best looking and agree, go to his apartment
>Horny as hell, he's a bottom.
>Fuck a man, multiple times.
>We date, which is objectively gayer than just hooking up I think, now its like passionate and shit
Horny as shit, fucked a dude on Tinder, dated him for a while.
I've sucked off guys, fucked them, gotten fucked by them. The gayest thing I've done is stand outside a changing room with 4 other fags and endlessly compliment the cute boy we picked out clothes for.
>Mfw everyone else in the store is staring
>Nope the fuck out of there
Been gay my whole life, but in that moment I truly felt like a faggot. Boy was a nice fuck though so it was worth desu.
here's a video of me shoving a gummy worm in my ass, that's gotta be high up there.
>suck him off and swallow plenty of nights. He claims he was asleep
>have girlfriend of 6 years
>have gotten lots of little fag boys on the side
>like to degrade and abuse them and have them choke on my thick meat
>treat them like filth and use their holes
Basically the stuff I can't do to my girl
making this video is probably the gayest thing I've done
>at friends house
>he and his wife want to fool around
>she gets too drunk
>me and him masturbate together
>he cums on my dick and i use it as lube then cum on her back
is that gay?
not particularly good places
it's not gay if the penis is feminine, right??
what kind of webms u like big guy
fucking people for money isn't really my idea of a good place
any closer got too painful for my back, I'm not nearly flexible enough for it
I wish I could do it, I just had a really inactive life for a while, lost a lot of flexibility and athletic ability
>Obsessed with anal/dressing like a girl
>One Saturday morning make enema device
>Parents are asleep
>lay on my bed and shoot like 3 glasses of milk up my ass and pretend it's cum
>Also wearing my sisters skirt
>Milk is cold as hell and I can feel pressure on my insides
>Feel weird sensation in my cock
>It's throbbing and it almost hurts
>Sensation is growing larger
>Suddenly a weird pressure runs through my dick and feels like it's splitting it in half
>Tears roll out of my eyes as I squirt cum all over my abdomen and the front of the skirt
>That was the first time I ever came
>Kek didn't even have to jerk like you normies
>I had a tv in my room
>I still remember what show was playing at my climax
>Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, the episode where Ash is trying to teach Gible Draco Meteor
>It was a good day
sorry about that
i guess i wouldn't be entirely opposed, but i'd rather have some sort of sugardaddy.
Either using my moms vibrator on my ass
The time I met some old guy online and went to his house and we cuddled naked in his bed and we touched penises
First time doing anything that sexual with a person and I couldnt keep hard and he was pretty terrible at doing anything so I ended up getting myself off without his help so it wasn't that gay really because I didnt get any sexual gratification out of it
Right? This is why I'm bi: a dude will spend 2 hours getting dressed up to eat your cum and you can treat him like a complete piece of shit.
My wife still gets her missionary like she likes. I just like extracurricular fun.
I was at a friends house and he decided to watch porn while i played csgo and he was like man this is some good porn watch it with me we both sat there watching porn on his phone and his little cousin was there like "what are you guys doing"
oh i replied to the wrong thing, i meant to ask you if it hurts to use a cucumber ebcause it's so stiff
just do it in the shower if you're grossed out. i use spit as lube and it work fine but i also know how to relax so it's easy. it feels like the inside of your mouth.
hmm, it hurts a bit at first, but it was fine also a few minutes. Lots of the hurting was probably just that it was the biggest thing I'd had in me
>>be me 22 had a date lined up and was gonna smash for sure but bitch backed out last minute.
>>Decided to go to a porn shop to get some vibration cock rings for next time I see this bitch
>>Notice they have private viewing booths say fuck it at least I'll bust a nut.
>>Get 5$ worth of coins then head to the back booth
>>Get in lock the door behind me start cruising channels find something I like then whip out cock and start to beat it.
mins in and I'm beating the shit out of my dick when suddenly some guy just opens the door.
>>I pull my pant up and this guy's eyes light up staring at my cock I tell him the rooms occupied and he just stares and ask if I need any help
>> I tell him no I'm good and he closes the door.
>>Embarrassed I start getting ready to leave and this guy pops back in and says are you sure you don't need any help?
>>Think about it for a min since I've never done anything gay with another buy before. Say fuck it and ask him if he has a condom.
>>Guy smiles and whips one out.
>> Tell him all I want is head with a condom on. I don't know what this guy has.
>> Dude drops to his knees and starts gobbling my cock like a fucking pro. While he's sucking he tells me how he's in town for business and he married w kids and his wife has no idea
>>I tell him to shut the fuck up and lick my balls I push his head down further and he's basically tounging my asshole
>>I dick slap his face and call him a faggot and he deepthroat s my cock like a fucking champ.
>>Right before I cum I rip of the condom and cum on his face.
>> After I came instantly fell with remorse and shame.
>>Pulled up pants and left without saying a word.
>>Honestly I don't get off to gay shit at all but I still jack off thinking about that night from time to time
Yeah my girl definitely isn't totally vanilla but sometimes I have some frustratine that I need to take out on a good, durable bitch. It just so happens that fuck boys fit this description more often
>Stole a dildo from my stepmother when i was 14,
>she had atleast 6-7 in her wardrobe
>been fucking my own ass weekly for the last 15 years
When I was 7-8 I knew a friend in another state
Would visit grandparents etc he lived across from us.
One day we basically played around innocently for the most part till we got to the basement.
Eventually we pulled our dicks out and started messing around because it was like wrong to do and stuff.
eventually 69'd I was on top, and for 5-10 mins it was whatever. I was scared of my parents finding out. But after we didn't cum or anything it was all just experimentation in a way I didn't realize yet. That's my first and only gay experience.
i don't know, i'm a virgin. best guess is to make yourself loose before hand so they don't complain.
I've gotta work on my ass this week I get so damn hard when I swoop my finger past my ass.
I need to swap from a top-looking bodybuilder to a sissy-like bot, shits hard.
idk, mine isn't bleached. you should probably have it done by a professional though, it can scar you. shaving will also probably make it look better if you haven't already.
Sat down all of the way on this thing.
(This is just a stock photo.)
I'd reccomend this https://www.amazon.com/Esoterica-Nighttime-Regular-Moisturizer-Ounce/dp/B000NB3VOS/ref=sr_1_4_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1472517348&sr=8-4
It's not particularly strong, it takes a while for results, but it's pretty good, and moisturizing, it hasn't caused any irritation for me at all
Damn, why can't you live close to me, I'd love to lick that hole and suck that cock.
>Stay at friends house
>We were playing King of Fighters on his PS
>Im un lower bunk bed he in top bunk bed
>He stopped for a sec. and sayd he was horny
>Asked me to use Atena and use special power where she gets in her undies.
>He starts to fap, bunk bed rocking.
>I continue to do the special move.
>WTF am i doing.
>After 3 minutes the faggotry ends.
>I felt dirty for days.
When I was a child, around ten years old I had a small club with friends of the same age and we'd suck and fuck each other. Sometimes an older dude, around thirteen years old, he would fuck us or masturbate to us fucking each other. Sometimes I get hard reminding to it even though I don't feel anything anymore when I see those kids, now grown up. Also, I'm not gay or bi.
i ain't no faggot, this is the straightest butt you've ever seen
sounds like fun
One day I went to one of my friends house, he had the same age as me and he found a porn CD and played it on the PS2, we humped on each other and then kinda sucked dix, we didn't go too far because we were both afraid of the teeth.
I also has another friend that we'd hud, grab each others butt and touch dicks. I think I was a fucked up kid. Sorry or any grammar errors.
cousins and i held down the oldest of us and pulled his pants and underwear off. dont ask why cause i dont remember
kissed a guy right after seeing kissing for the first time on tv
was jacked off by a different guy
Taking these kindof pictures and fucking myself
Looking for kik mates to be dom with me. Post un
I kissed my best friend, we were touching us but it didn't get further. It was in one of my birthdays, we were drunk. But I remember everything and I liked it, was one of the best kisses in my life.
>ran an ad on craiglist
>described myself as a sexy mostly passable 100% bottom sub crossdresser looking to get blacked
>too many replies it too forever to settle on the right man
>after many exchanges we met at a hotel
>he was like 6ft 3 250lbs
>im 5ft 8. 118lbs
>got everything i bargained for and then some
>choked on his 8 inch cock and took it bareback
>he said was the hottest little dude he ever fucked lol
>he then asked about one of his friend joining us that he thought would really dig me
so anyway, yeah. l agreed but only if i get spit roasted so hopefully that happens soon
p.s. its not gay if youre the girl
>be 8, brother 14. he starts wrestling and grabbing me says I can grab him back
>end up getting naked with him and playing with each other dicks, balls, assholes
>suck each others dicks, look at porn, fingers each others assholes
>continue on all summer until school start
>be 15 and sleeping over at friends house
>sharing bed because he's got a double-sized one
>sound sleeper, doesn't notice me pulling down his shorts and pulling out his cock
>suck on his cock while he slept til his younger brother came in to get into bed because he was scared of the storm
>over the years have jacked with several different items up my ass, looked at some gay & bi porn but really like Asian tranny the most
>year or two ago get horny and see an ad on CL for a guy wanting to jack off at his house
>hook up, he meets me at his back door naked
>strip naked and we sit across from each other on lawn furniture, jacking and talking about stuff
>asks me if I want to sit by him so I do. Says its ok to touch so I grab his balls and start stroking his cock while he strokes mine
>says I can suck if I want. I want, but I just met him so I decline. Instead I jerk him until he cums
>He strokes me some more but I say it would be quicker if I did it myself.
>says that would be hot so I should stand between his legs and cum all over him
>stroke hard for a minute or so and cum on his belly and cock
>get dressed and head home
e-mailed him a couple of times looking to see if he wanted to jack again but couldn't find a mutual free time.
Would love to do more but need it to be someone I know is clean and discreet
Gayest thing I've ever done? Uhm, well I'm a complete homosexual in a committed relationship with another man that fucks me almost every day, but our balls don't touch, so it's not homo, right? I guess I haven't done anything gay.
i shave, use lots of moisturizing soap, and i just don't have that much testosterone. i think that might be because i don't eat a lot of meat/protein. if you've seen those "trap aesthetic" guides i follow pretty much the diet they list as being good for looking like a trap.
Ayatolldya not to commit adultery.
>be 19yr old me
>viewing to much porn and genre changing due to 4chan threads
>view only sissy/shemale/gay porn for a while
>craigslist add posted guy wanting a blowjob
>maybe enjoyed it too much
>realize how bi I actually was
>once i practiced anal became am actual slut
>now im here
I dabbled in faggotery. Posted pictures of myself here and on 8ch. Actually bought a dildo, wigs and school girl outfits. Started to get paranoid about someone finding out. Threw everything away and decided to start being normal for once. Now I'm talking to more girls and less 30 yr old dudes who want to fuck me. I honestly don't know what I am anymore.
Been in a monogamous relationship with a guy for over ten years, that includes gay sex stuff. That gay enough?
Nothing too extreme, sucking a cock in a park was my first though.
i am you
the northeastern quadrant
that's not particularly straight, but i'll take you up on your offer
>be 16 (I think)
>have good friend, always hanging out
>always borrowing each others games
>talk to him about recent breakup
>lead in sex and stuff
>mention I can give him head
>says ok and life goes on
>a week passes by,gets a text from him
>ask to borrow my game for one of his
>go over to get the game
>no one in the house
>gets into his room, he sits down while I grab the game
>bring up my blowjob comment, ask if i still would
>know im bi so i say yes
>pulls down his pants and points to lotion bottle to use for the handjob
>jerks him off for about a minute
>ask if I can blow him, he says yes
>start licking his dick,remembering porn
>lick all around and tease the head
>start sucking on him,pretty badly though
>go at this,mixing up my technique for a while
>says hes going to cum
>take his load in my mouth and swallow,wipes off saliva with a towel.
>thanks me and I leave
>does that two more times, haven't done it since.
I offered to kik some people before but only if they posted their cock
>tfw only 2 people post
>out of 40+
Even worse than uglyfats telling you how they would fuck you is self loathing ugly fats who jerk off to putting cuteboys/traps down for not fitting their fantasy
Maybe it was just the fullfillment of my prepubescent fantasy that prompted me to cum or maybe the pressure and coldness on my prostate. I cum from enemas occasionally but not as much as I'd like.
Sometimes I lie down in the shower ass up and let the water beat my anus all to hell until it feels smooth and clean.
Gets me erect, so I flatten out against the shower floor with my cock pushed down so the frenulum is facing up towards the water and I rub a bar of soap on my asshole while the water slowly builds me up to climax.
Feels great because it also beats on my balls and feels like a triple massage. Only downsize is that I'm pretty tall so my neck is bent backwards and my face is against the shower wall so I look like a retard.
Hey baby boy, daddy here wants you to get down on my bare lap so i can lick your neck and nibble on your ear as I whisper nasty things that will make your dick shrivel up and recede into your body.
Then you'll have a proper pussy hole for daddy's little surprise. I'll kiss you down your chest to your new pussy and slide one of my self-greased fat fingers into your tender asshole while my tongues teases your fresh new entrance.
We'll have to tuck that cute little ballsac back so it doesnt look like a big chinned cyclops.
Then I'll gently fuck your brand new girl-hole until I cream inside you.
The best part will be seeing if your cock comes back out covered in slimey cum or if it's stuck in there from my dried cum.
As you cry I'll jerk you off until your leaking a sad and pathetic orgasm and kiss you good night.
I guess but I've never had a successful one. Most guys are self loathing or just plain boring. Talking to girls is actually fun. That's why I don't know what I am. I guess bi.
Add me boys and girls: foxy5547
Not at the moment...I've to grow out my facial hair for a project so I haven't been able to shave -_-
Im 22 and a virgin. No first kiss or anything. Innocent.
Appealing to people online i guess but its not likely you meet up with any of these people.
I found a headless trap who lived near me, turned out to be a fat greaseball
>Horny as shit and was to try fucking around with a guy
>Find one on Craigslist after days of searching, so go to his house to fuck around
>Go to his room and start to stand there
>He is super fucking horny
>He unbuttons and pulls down my pants, pushing me on the back
>for the next 10 minutes he works on my cock; a real fucking pro
>super fucking hard at this point, and so is he
>He grabs lube from his nightstand and covers his ass with it
>Getting on his knees, chest on the bed, I started fucking him
>I am so close to fucking cumming and he wants me to shoot it in him
>His 8yo daughter walks in and then it was awkward.
>I came, she asked what we were doing, and I left
>be me at 11
>at summer camp
>there's this 12yo guy I made dirty jokes with
>be pent up and curious
>mime jerking off under a table while playing chess and gesturing he should look
>he looks and imitates
>put him and pants and stick finger out of fly
>he does the same
>take out dick
>he takes out his dick
>we're sitting at 90 degrees to each other
>I can't honestly remember who touched who first, but we ended up touching each others dicks
>camp lasts a couple weeks
>we look for opportunities to touch each other
>did so several times, sometimes outside, sometimes in the loo
>never took it any further
>he might've wanted to go further
>a few times he licked his fingers before touching me or between touches
>he'd often talk about girls when we did it
> mfw I prefer girls too but I just want to do this and maybe get head
> he probably doesn't even know how to do a blowjob
>hand jobs often hurt because he'd pull too hard or something
>often blind handjobs since we were sneaking it
>this was how I learned to jerk off
>pic related HS crush
>he was straight
>last words to me were
>i never liked you and neither did anyone else
hahaa well fuck. Why did everyone hate you dude? I was always the weird, short, young one but I always got along with most people. Never got bullied terribly or anything even though when I look at old photos, I think to myself, I can't believe I didn't.
He was german, his parents were german.
Most likely taught gay is bad, one of those beat your shit families
Everyone didnt hate me, he just wanted to bring me down and make me leave him alone.
My only solace is that he is now a libtard feminist.
tbf inside out kind wasn't all that good but still. I kissed my like 2 week girlfriend in middleschool and maybe a couple of afterwards but nothing ever meaningful. I guess I don't understand the life of a true homosexual growing up because I mainly liked girls and only felt rare attraction to close friends.
The problem with the guy wasnt the end it was the before the end. He had blocked me on FB and i had a friend run the inbetween. Said friend acted on his own accord and told crush we were acting like a divorced couple and should kiss and make up leading to the hatepost.
What i wanted him to say was basically okay, i get that you're no into me. Good luck with your life.
I found his steam account and im tempted to do that goodwill send off, 5 years later as it is. But idk
probably agree too let my friend tie me down and fuck me while i was dressed like this, no homo