Waifu claiming thread.
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>>701724580
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>701728242
I meant do you want me to post lewd maid to prove you're a lewd maid?
still here
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Calamity-masu'd
Claimed.
>>701728311
Filthy early bake.
>>701728407
>>701728458
See, heres the thing.
I dont get why you try so hard to kill threads that just keep being reborn.
Why not try a more thought out tactic!
Try killing it from the inside, much more effective
Claimed
o/
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>>701728454
No
only a lewd maid sometimes
>>701728734
this
>>701728858
\o
>>701728734
Deleted messages don't count.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h-QYVWwxCg
Claimed fufufu
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
>>701729358
0-1 get
love you mai
>>701728931
See? You're a lewd maid. Even if it is only sometimes.
>>701727978
I really appreciate your concern, but it's nothing bad at all that distracts me.
Lewd boat might just not cut it in this case. :^)
>>701727987
>rattle
>>701729358
I want kagamis powers
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>>701729590
and you're a lewd cat
>>701729602
>Rattle rattle
Toy boat.
>>701729763
Apparently i'm a lewd quite a few things.
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>>701729602
Ah well, good to see you well
>might just not cut it
You say that but you've given me some pretty good pics before :^)
Autistic Waifu virgins
>>701729870
You are
Lewd Boat
>>701730332
Oh ho ho!
I'm texting a girl (not my mom/related to me) right now!
So your argument is invalid
>>701730680
>texting
My sides
>>701730657
>when you simply never want to have a life
>>701730830
>when you never want to be a good shitposter
>>701730751
At least I got her number though!
Also she enjoys anime and punk rock.
I wonder if she also like ska...
>>701730700
animu
mangoes
>>701731093
Virginity and dishonesty confirmed. If she honestly enjoys anime she's fat as fuck and repulsive to us alpha males
Snatching up this fine explorer.
>>701731375
>us
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>701731375
>us alpha males
BAHAHAHAHA
Oh god. I knew you kids were stupid, didn't know you were delusional too.
>>701731375
Not fat though.
She only likes normie anime though.
Like the popular ones.
>implying alpha male
>>701731715
>delusional
>has dozens of images saved of a Japanese cartoon character that looks like an 11 year old girl
>thinks he is dating said cartoon character
wew lad
Saber claim
>>701729358
Why not
>Roll
>>701730096
Hey tsun bote
>>701731646
>Implying my grandparents were allied scum
>>701731986
So edgy and cool
>>701731986
My grandparent fell off a guard tower in Auschwitz
>>701732081
Spotted the jew
>>701731646
>implying women were allowed in the armed forces in this era
Nice try. My grandpa was on the beaches of Normandy.
boat
>>701732421
How is stating that I'm not a NEET damage control?
>>701732258
Wagecuck
>>701731919
I, and probably everyone here, is fully aware what the word "Fictional" means.
Nice try though. As usual, you guys miss the mark though.
>>701732408
And now you sit in a dark bedroom as mom tries to clean the shit stains out of your buzz light year bed sheets as you eat chicken nuggets and twist your pubes for fun through your adult diaper you fucking man baby
>>701728931
How are you?
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>701732614
Jokes on you I dont even like chicken nuggets!
>>701732421
Cool, but that doesn't make you not a Jew.
You guys should call these threads The Autist's Guide to Perpetual Virginity
>>701729870
masterboat
>rattles
>>701730096
Still at best only second place on the sex boat list!
>>701733241
Jew and wagecuck, can't get any worse than this
>>701733205
What makes me not a Jew is the fact that I live in Louisiana and have never even met a Jew, go back to watching Chinese cartoons and masturbating to your body pillow
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>>701732849
>>701732953
i like these city scape kind of things
>>701733434
Autism and virginity, doesn't get more cringe than this
>>701733571
Nice damage control, kike
>>701733437
Jews are known for their lies.
>>701731979
Heya cute tsu...
I mean hey Saber, how goes?
>>701733398
And who is the first one then? Tsuzu~? :^)
>>701732790
hey thats pretty good
>>701732755
pretty tired but other than that fine
how are you?
>>701732790
>>701733241
>>701732614
>>701732258
>>701732421
>>701731919
>>701731646
>>701731375
>>701730882
>>701730657
>damage controling this much
I know one of you Waifu fags posted this
>>701733437
why can't jews live in louisiana?
nice damage control
>>701733660
Doing good and you?
>Hey cute tsu...
You know where teasing leads :^)
>>701733538
>>701733772
>>701733702
>>701733656
>>701733648
Very subtle damage control, mom come to the basement now!!! The normies are back!
>>701733897
i like this one. thank you for these
I think we won and the weaboos have went to /a/ where they belong
>>701733988
damage control detected
>>701734325
Sweet damage control
>>701733988
>He didn't say deny or confirm he's a jew
Spotted.
>>701734310
4chan was designed after a japanese website, by a weeb, for weebs
Checkmate Atheists
>>701734418
>>701734310
nice damage control fam
claimed
>>701734500
I did tho, but it feels good being an alpha and not a weaboo virgin
>>701734663
>>701734663
Watch out there, since you're objectively correct, it's damage control.
>>701735092
>>701734663
Samefag
>>701733702
pretty good tired as well :P
>>701733660
There might be a new contender..
I'd never make it to 1, b-baka.
>>701735193
Anon thats next level damage control
>>701734766
I prefer to be a weaboo instead of a kike, thank you.
///-
>>701734766
Alpha males are a meme
Alpha males don't exist in the human's social structure
>>701733819
Doing good too, just sore all over
Don't you worry, I'm neither Iowa nor that other shipmate of yours
>don't remember who it was
>>701735353
Oh, this is a lewd-off now!
>>701735478
>posting on 4chan
Next level of damage control m8 :^)
Nice try Waifu virgins, I have an app on my phone which tells me which posts are damage control and which ones aren't faggots
>>701735724
Which app do you have?
I find DMGCtrl is the best one out there
>>701735583
That's good!
Yeah I know you aren't
>It's Rin Shibuya
>Lewd off
Is it happening?
>>701735724
Same tbh. It's kinda handy for those times you can't really tell.
>>701735860
Same but I payed for the premium virgin
>>701735353
I really like this pic. Then again I really like her design.
>>701735583
Boss~ What's up?
000
>>701736049
Hey you. You're on a bit earlier than usual.
>>701736037
>I payed for the premium virgin
You bought a unused whore? what's that supposed to mean?
