Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I meant do you want me to post lewd maid to prove you're a lewd maid?
See, heres the thing.
I dont get why you try so hard to kill threads that just keep being reborn.
Why not try a more thought out tactic!
Try killing it from the inside, much more effective
only a lewd maid sometimes
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
See? You're a lewd maid. Even if it is only sometimes.
I really appreciate your concern, but it's nothing bad at all that distracts me.
Lewd boat might just not cut it in this case. :^)
Apparently i'm a lewd quite a few things.
Ah well, good to see you well
>might just not cut it
You say that but you've given me some pretty good pics before :^)
Oh ho ho!
I'm texting a girl (not my mom/related to me) right now!
So your argument is invalid
At least I got her number though!
Also she enjoys anime and punk rock.
I wonder if she also like ska...
Virginity and dishonesty confirmed. If she honestly enjoys anime she's fat as fuck and repulsive to us alpha males
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>us alpha males
Oh god. I knew you kids were stupid, didn't know you were delusional too.
Not fat though.
She only likes normie anime though.
Like the popular ones.
>implying alpha male
>has dozens of images saved of a Japanese cartoon character that looks like an 11 year old girl
>thinks he is dating said cartoon character
Hey tsun bote
How is stating that I'm not a NEET damage control?
I, and probably everyone here, is fully aware what the word "Fictional" means.
Nice try though. As usual, you guys miss the mark though.
And now you sit in a dark bedroom as mom tries to clean the shit stains out of your buzz light year bed sheets as you eat chicken nuggets and twist your pubes for fun through your adult diaper you fucking man baby
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
You guys should call these threads The Autist's Guide to Perpetual Virginity
Still at best only second place on the sex boat list!
Jew and wagecuck, can't get any worse than this
i like these city scape kind of things
Autism and virginity, doesn't get more cringe than this
Heya cute tsu...
I mean hey Saber, how goes?
And who is the first one then? Tsuzu~? :^)
hey thats pretty good
pretty tired but other than that fine
how are you?
>damage controling this much
Doing good and you?
>Hey cute tsu...
You know where teasing leads :^)
i like this one. thank you for these
I think we won and the weaboos have went to /a/ where they belong
4chan was designed after a japanese website, by a weeb, for weebs
There might be a new contender..
I'd never make it to 1, b-baka.
Doing good too, just sore all over
Don't you worry, I'm neither Iowa nor that other shipmate of yours
>don't remember who it was
Oh, this is a lewd-off now!
Yeah I know you aren't
>It's Rin Shibuya
Is it happening?
Same tbh. It's kinda handy for those times you can't really tell.
I really like this pic. Then again I really like her design.
Boss~ What's up?
Hey you. You're on a bit earlier than usual.