I laughed my ass off. just read the green text.
Sorry m8 all i got
you all just lost
Are you kidding me you little piece of shit i’ll have you know i graduated top of my politics class and i’ve been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed political demonstrations i’m trained in conflict resolution and i was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school you are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator i will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of the 49th parallel mark my words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the internet think again fucker, as we speak i’m checking with my anarcho-communist analyst brigade for your location so you better be prepared to deal with some molotov cocktails and angry feminists flying through your window yOU’RE FUCKING DEAD CHERRY! i can be anywhere at any time and i can kill you in over seven hundred ways and that’s just with me boring you to death while i talk about privilege not only am i extensively trained in hotline management but i have access to an entire arsenal of sociological articles to prove my point and i will use them to wipe your fucking face off the earth you little shit if only you had known what oppressed retribution your cultural appropriation would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue but you couldn’t you’re fucking dead kiddo
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
I’m talking about Kono Yo no Kyūseishu Futarime no Rikudō Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan (which is capable of Izanagi and Izanami), his two original Rinnegan (which grant him Chikushōdō, Shuradō, Tendō, Ningendō, Jigokudō, Gakidō, Gedō, Banshō Ten’in, Chibaku Tensei, Shinra Tensei, Tengai Shinsei and Banbutsu Sōzō) and a third Tomoe Rinnegan on his forehead, capable of using the Infinite Tsyukuyomi Genjutsu, Katon, Fūton, Raiton, Doton, Suiton, Mokuton, Ranton, Inton, Yōton and even Onmyōton Jutsu, equipped with his Gunbai(capable of using Uchihagaeshi) and a Shakujō because he is a master in kenjutsu and taijutsu, a perfect Susano’o (that can use Yasaka no Magatama ), control of both the Juubi and the Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA and face implanted on his chest, his four Rinbo Hengoku Clones guarding him and nine Gudōdama floating behind him AFTER he absorbed Senjutsu from the First Hokage, entered Rikudō Senjutsu Mode, cast Mugen Tsukuyomi on everybody and used Shin: Jukai Kōtan so he can use their Chakra while they are under Genjutsu.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
My name is Mr. Bones, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, lazy thrill seekers who spend every second of their day riding my stupid ass coaster. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten off my ride? I, mean, I guess it’s fun to go on a roller coaster once in a while, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than staying in the park after closing.
Don’t be a stranger (we’ll have plenty of time to get to know each other). Just hit me with your best shot. My ride’s pretty much perfect. It’s got 40,000 feet of track, and takes 4 years to ride once. What have you accomplished in life, other than scream “I want to get off Mr. Bone’s Wild Ride!” I also get lines heading straight out of the park, and my ride ends with a bang (Some riders just blew up. Shit was SO spooky). You are all faggots who will die on my ride. Thanks for riding.
Pic related: It’s me and my wild ride.
There are 24/7 cringe threads on /b/ and this is what they look like
pic related: the single most punchable face on the internet
I'm ready to die, joining the Marines next month and hoping for a good death.
reminds me of the time my sister got pissed at me for saying, "if its a boy we'll just smother it with a pillow". it was obvious to me and my mother that I was joking, because who would SERIOUSLY feel that way about a child?
>this post answered that particular question I suppose
fuck that guy really does exist. I just looked him up online and found another picture of him.
Looks like Obama without AIDS
>this jpg is useless if one cannot read the text
>you are useless for posting this
It would be hilarious is a bunch of anons just started trying to be friends with him and then confessing feelings of love and just hounding him all day and night.
But no one's going to do that.
you can't read the fucking words, moron. the size of the picture isnt the problem, its the size of the goddamn text and pic related.
>this guy actually frequents this site.
I remember when being bisexual was the "cool trend" to be as a kid...mostly for girls because being gay was gay.
You guys are roasting him!
Look at the fear in her eyes
>gets raped to death by his butt buddies after stepping on a landmine
Holy kek guys.
Genetics determine body type and metabolism BUT NO FUCKING ONE HAS THE FUCKING GENETICS TO FUCKING BE 400 LBS AND UNABLE TO RUN FUCK FUCK FUCK
Im an EMT and we used to make jokes about morbidly obese patients. They were just fucking dead, and they just didnt know it. Like, if i need four other guys to come and help me get you to the floor for CPR... and they need to bring the fatguy cot, and CPR is just a lot harder to do, not to mention the IVs...
That shit is hard to do under normal circumstances, and your actively making it harder. Youre fucking dead, kiddo
>if i dont have gay then what do i got?
this is the fucking problem with these people
they think pretending to be another gender or being gay immediately gives them special rights/acknowledgements
It was a joke you dodo, off of a navy seal or marine talking about how he was hot shit, that dude just replaced the military things with politicy things
lucasthemagnif is still at it!
>Really? Why don't you prove that you can sing better than me then?
It's the worst.
>tfw one of them spammed drawthreads right after saying he could hack us.
>tfw it was just so we would draw his waifu.
Truly fucking heretic.
He deleted it
Wait, eating lunch alone is sad?
This explains a lot actually.
just one look and the ladies lose their minds
Defending it is even sadder.
I feel sad for kids that get their awkward shit from their blunder years shared on viral sites without censoring names. This is shit is gonna stick with him forever.
kid you are a fucking idiot. Like what? His net worth is definitely not $230 million, bud. 50million at most. Idk where your getting that number but it's obviously not true. I know people who have personally met him and he's an asshole. The fuck does money have to do with anything? Once again you use money to measure someone's humanity and importance. You're the loser if you think money decides worth. Yeah he is a failure, he's married to another dumbass loser and dresses his 3 year old in dead animal skin to show prestige. That's the definition of failure. He doesn't have class or skill. His rap is the rantings of a self conscious baby girl. Lol I'm 17 years old and I bet within the next 2 years you'll be hearing about me. I'll make a difference and it'll shit on anything he's ever done. And you, you're just a pussy. A little baby boy with a fucked up mind set. Your parents raised a selfish money hungry fuckboy. Congrats you've proven your unworthiness to even speak on this matter. laughing emoji emoji with middle finger kid if you think we were put on this planet to fulfill our souls with worthless paper and materialism you're what's wrong with society. That's not reality, that's a fog put on people so they just bust their asses their whole life thinking they can make it and never do because capitalism is a trap system set up for a few rich people to control everything and decide who makes it and who doesn't. Look at yourself wearing that tux like you're some type of shit. Like dude I will run circles around you in the race of success. Trust me bud, you don't know me or what I do. I trample non believers like you and leave you in the dust. I'll let you keep thinking that way because when your making maybe 30-40k a year living a shit life I'll be saving kids in Africa and also driving my Ferrari. Let's play the game of worth and I bet you I can get more people to agree with me than you and your snobby little bitch self. laughing emoji
Here's some quality cringe boys
You know he could have prevented this.
Holy shit, this cannot be real. Are you fucking serious?
I feel like the route of this problem is some people are still shoving their dicks wherever they can....
Seriously, I'm astonished that monster has two kids in the first place. Her ill treatment comes kind of expected....
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK DID HE TAKE A SELFIE WITH AN NES?!!
lmao I remixed this image. Wanna see it?
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