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Your age:
Number of women you've fucked:
>no lying edition
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22
7 or 8. Idk really. I can't even remember 2 or their names.
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>>701718862
No wait. It was 9. I forgot about that Cambodian chick.
>>
24

8. In a steady relationship now so probably will stay like this.
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>>701718454
34
3
I blame being a huge nerd when I was younger, and when I finaly kinda figured out how to get chick I then went to loooong relationships.
Married now, so will probably be stuck at 3.
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>>701718454
32
18
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>>701718454
36, 18.
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22
0
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>>701719443

No way. Marriage just means it makes you more desirable.
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>>701718454
19
6
But ive gotten head and stuff from around 10 or 12
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>>701718454

>26
>1 (2009-present)
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41
80+
>>
23

7 or 8
>>
55

Well over 100. You young faggots missed the '80's before AIDS.

And no STD's either, which is kinda freaky lucky when I think about it... Feels good, man.
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25
30+
I only dont know for sure because im a major drunk and black out often the past 4 years.
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34, 110 or so
>>
19
1 about 9 years ago, not sure if that counts
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>>701718454
30
About 50 women if you include hookers
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27yo

33
>>
22
1 (2009-Present, recently engaged)
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>>701718454
23
0
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26

9 Women
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19
0
>>
41
21
Never paid for whores but I'm no longer above the idea, it seems.
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22

>0


is there still hope for me bros?
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>>701720228
Man i feel like a loser for being 24 and still coming to 4chan.

You must be a huge loser.
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28
9
(may go up by 2 in the following 2 weeks but since it hasn't happened it doesn't matter)
>>
22
17. All the white women love my bbc
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>>701718454
31

40 at least. Might be a handful I'm missing.

I was a manslut in college :-D
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13
0
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>>701718454
24
8
>>
28
2
>>
25: 16 I've been lagging cuz I'm in a relationship now
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27
30+. haven't been fucking for a long time now tho. my first life crisis.
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>>701720971
enjoy ban newfag
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>>701719846
True, but I aint gonna cheat, so there is that.
>>
22

4 ( 3 Girlfriends, 1 friends+ kinda thing )
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>>701718454
>Your age: 34
>Number of women you've fucked: 0
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19 years old
>5
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28
14
>>
21
2
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>>701720711
>>
31

0
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>>701718454
25
12-14, lost count
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21
1

Is it ok?
>>
age 30
# somewhere between 50 and 100, lost track to be honest
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>>701721514
>>
19 yo
0
>>
>>701721514
go to the phillipines or get a hooker
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25
16-20 lost count/
>>
>>701718454

31

1
>>
24
0
>>
>>701721572
At least you can say you aren't a virgin. That's all that matters really
>>
18
5
>>
>>701720005
Similar.
24
1 (2010-present)
>>
29
2
I regret not trying harder
>>
23
7, 6 of them claimed to be virgins, let's assume half of them lied, 2 other didn't fucked but blowed me
>>
24

2 gfs

2 one night stands (actually, one of them was more like a 4 night stand)
>>
>>701721572

don't let yourself get dragged down by the shitlords on here, that is entirely fine.
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>>701721514
GUYS
WE HAVE A WIZARD AMONG US!!!
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>>701720845
lol, everything with moderation sonny..

lurking an hour or two never hurt anybody
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>>701718454
>23
>unknown
Beyond living a slightly fucked life between 13-20 the main causes for not knowing would probably be i was drunk at the time and not knowing i needed to keep track of that sort of thing.
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my age: 21
number of women i've fucked: 1, but we do it everyday constantly so feels goodman
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33 and probably 150
A quarter were prostitutes, another half trolling craigslist 10 years the rest were organic.

I hate women. I got hot girls to do things they regretted, never dated one.
>>
18
0

virgin af
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>>701718454
23, 2 and a bj from the third
>>
42
lost count. somewhere between 75 and 100.
>bartender, they were all skanks and nothing to brag about.
>>
16
1
>>
37
~120
>>
25
12 (3 of those were gfs)
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>>701722051
whore
>>
30
4
>>
>>701721942
So.. 2?
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>>701718454
19
5
>>
23
>4
>>
>>701718454
19 / 404
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>>701720845
Wasting your youthful years vs wasting your past your youthful years.
You don't get it do ya?
derp
45 here btw.
12 girls fucked.
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>>701718454
31
0

I licked one once though and got a blow job when I was like 19. Fond memories
>>
24 years old
13 women slept with

6 of them I've only slept with once
>>
52
0
>>
>>701722158

Yup.

^_^
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>>701720572
She so cheats on you
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>>701718454
Hey I just watched that last night.
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>>701720971
Summer never ends, doesn't it?
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>>701718454
42
120 something
>>
>>701721983
b&
>>
19
8
>>
29

3

But I've also been in a relationship with the same girl since I was 14. So. Yeah. Oops.
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>>701718454
36 yrs
Fucked 27 girls and 3 guys.
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22
0
my life is depressing
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>>701721393
Have you learnt some epic spells yet?
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>>701718454
>Your age:
38
>Number of women you've fucked:
2
>no lying edition
rgr
>>
>>701723084
B&
>>
>>701723004
mecca lecca hi mecca hiney ho god i hate you so much
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19
1

Had the chance to fuck another, but as soon as she was naked and I was in my underwear I realised that it would be a huge mistake and that I should not sleep around with women, only keep to one and that I could only be with someone that does the same for me.

And I did get exactly that.
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27, 7
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> 20yo
> Virgin
> feelsbadman
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>>701718454
18
4,311
>>
20
5
Stepsister - fat hoe
ex gf - fat hoe
current gf - been a hoe but now a saint
one night stand with a queer feminist with guy-hair
mums best friend - fat hoe
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>>701723438
u are nice
i am also idiot haha
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22
10
1-girl I dated for 3 yrs
1-one night stand
8 prostitutes, I legitimately have a problem
>>
29

100 give or take

I'm an alcoholic man whore
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Do hookers count? If so, dozens.
Do shemale escorts count? If so, about 70 - 80
>not even lying
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>>701718454
>19
>2
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>>701718454
29
9. 5 of them were fatties.
>>
21
1
>>
>>701718454
22 y/o
9
>>
>>701718454
27
0
>>
21
6, including hookers/bargirls in Asia probably 15

Seems pretty average
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>>701721514
A WIZARD
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>>701718454

21
stopped counting at 200
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>>701718454
31/0
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24
around 30

fun fact: didnt get laid till I was 19
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>>701724062
How do you do this?
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29
13 in the pussy or ass, probably 18 or so if we count head.
At this age you really stop caring
>>
27
83

Never paid cahs, but it helps my dad is a millionaire and I have a pilot's license, live in Miami and own a 74 ft Azimut yatch. So Im pretty sure they're after the money

Bonus: Havent caught HIV, but I have had HPV, and chlamidya 3 times.
>>
>20
>0
I'm under 6 ft and socially inept to an extent.
>>
>>701722434
>52
pls tell me youre gay
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>>701718454
43

4. Tracey, Sarah, Charlotte and Annie. I married the last one.
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>>701723888
fuck didnt count my current gf. 10 then, i think
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>>701723700

Eh, I already had an interest in current GF at that time, and she kinda is her best friend.

Had many possibilities during the relationship and before, but just not into it. I wouldn't like to be with a woman that I know has had many partners, and neither would I like to be someone with many partners.

https://youtu.be/zWlmPBmqBk0
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>>701724159

just be yourself
>>
18
0
>>
22

23 hoping to make it 24 before I turn 23
>>
20.
2
>>
33/120+ idk tbh...lost count, worked in bar.
>>
29

12 (never paid for it)
>>
>>701718454
27
9
>>
>>701724117
That would suck. Not being able to go anywhere without people fucking with you. I would hate it.
>>
18 and 3
>>
>>701724397
Nigga are you me?

I'm also 20 & 2
>>
20
0
>>
>>701718454
20
2 one was good the other not so much.
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>>701718454
18 and 0
>>
>>701718454
35
35
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>>701720711
>>
>>701721514
>>701722424
>>701722434
2 WIZARDS AND A GRAND WIZARD
>>
19
I've fucked 13 guys
Had 4 lesbian encounters
>>
44yrs old

32 women
(Not counting hookers)

Fun fact: married at 24 me have 5 children.

Fun fact II: natural born breeder!
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>>701718454
27
27

Not lying
>>
25
10 or 11 now I don't remember
>>
34
In the 60's somewhere
Mostly POF almost all fatties, love em.
>>
19
2. Nothing in so long I might as well be a virgin all over again.
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>>701721572
its ok, i had my first girl at 24
>>
>>701718454
22y/o
12
>>
>>701718454
age: 20
3 (fairly long term)
>>
>>701722434
Master of the Universe
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>24
>0

On my way to wizardry
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>>701724798
>>
>>701718454
24, 60ish?
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>>701725077
>>
>>701718454
30
3
Married now though :(
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>>701723744

Me too! High 5.

From >>701722051
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Dubs and reply to this post and pick one name and I'll post a pic (possibly nude if I have them)
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>>701724220

How do you get rid of HPV anyway?
>>
36

18 on my charm alone.

Around 60-70 if hookers count.
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>>701724567
Jealous fag probably 52 0 guy. Sorry some of us are blessed with decent dicks and white skin. This equals ability to run through fields of pussy when desired
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>>701718454
25-1
>>
25
6 and an uncountable amount of hookers
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>>701725369
Molly
>>
>>701725369
Lo or i
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>>701725369
Crysta
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26
2
>>
41
0....
>>
19
1
>>
>>701725369
Rolling for hannah
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>>701725369
Alex
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>>701718454
28, and just fucked my 40th a couple of weeks ago.
>>
12
1 (sex with my teddy bear)
>>
>>701725369
Kaleen
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>>701718454
23
5
>>
>>701725711
Check
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>>701725900
Check
>>
>>701725958
Check
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29
0
I'm almost there
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>>701725369
Taylor
>>
20
37

I have a lot of nights out. Normally have to settle for the ugly ones at the end though, but pussy is pussy.
>>
>>701725369
GRACE
>>
>>701725630
>>701722434
>>701722424
>>701721514
ALL THIS POWER LEVEL
>>
22
12
>>
>>701718454
45

17

n°16 cost me a divorce, my money and my balls
>0 in 3 last years
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>>701725476

All I have of her, she was more of a hookup.
>>
>>701718454
18
1

>no shame
>>
>>701725369
Kaitlyn
>>
26 and 1. Married the hoe from 15. Never make this mistakr
>>
41 and about 150. No idea. Could be more...I did a lot of drugs at raves.
>>
>>701725369
Molly
>>
>>701718454
18
0

Trying to get with this girl rn though
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19

1

not bad
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>>701718454
36
12, but 4 were trannies
>>
>>701726418
Nothing to be ashamed of, 19 with 1 here, got into a relationship with her a while ago, and still am. Had to get adjusted to monogamy, but it's quite good.
>>
i'm 26, fucked about 10 or so girls and sucked a guy off to see what its like but i didnt like it


i realized its not about getting more partners, thats silly, its about finding the right one and hanging on to her.....untill you get bored and then cheat.
>>
>>701725369
Liz
>>
waiting for alex nudes
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I'm 25
Fucked around mid to low 40's. Blonde hair and blue eyes help me a lot. Feel free to ask away
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33... 143
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>>701725711
She has really nice tits. Wish I saved more of her nudes
>>
20
1
She was terrible
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>>701726919
How easy is it for you to get laid?
Any advise for guys?
>>
>32
>47 as of a few hours ago (my first Tinder fuck) and I have a gf too.
>>
>>701718454
25
9
>>
>>701726521
Samefag. Also half-fag, so 10+ dicks.
>>
>>701726919
Also
>Blonde
>Blue-Eyed
>1.86
>fit

I still get none. (20yo)
>>
>>701721897
My man
>>
20
12
>>
>>701718454
>age
22
>Number of women you've fucked
2^3
>>
>>701727417
because you don't really try
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>>701727127
it's like anything else, it's hit or miss and a lot of it is right place right time right girl.

Advice wise, I cannot stress enough confidence. Women are very attune to "feelings" and can feel when a guy is comfortable with himself and what he wants.

Another good point a buddy of mine made me realize, when you're "out" you ususally try to chat up women like you would a friend or a girlfriend. Trouble is, you're not looking for that, you're looking for sex (I'm guessing), you need to treat them differently than you would someone you were trying to date or just get to know.

TL;DR be confident in yourself and your abilities and make clear your intentions with some subtlety and style
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>>701727610
Well, you're right. And I seriously don't think that this will change any time...
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>>701718454
29
0
>>
>>701727295
I would also like to add that quality>quantity women in your life can not only keep you alive but give you reason for wanting to be.
>>
25 fucked 5 women
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>>701721721
No ragrets
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>>701727417
I really didn't start hitting my "streak" until I was 21 or 22, so chin up!!
>>
19
0
>>
>>701718454
21, 10
>>
35/m

like 45 I stopped counting around 30
>>
Age: 28
21 girls
3 being over a year of dating
1 of those dated for 6 years
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58
14
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I sence my power rising.
20 years old.
0 women fucked.
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>>701718454
-1
Was in a jerk circle once while drunk.
0 if that doesn't count.
>>
29
5
Yup
>>
Age
>12
Number of sexy times
>150+

>no lying edition
>>
>>701720433
oh
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>>701718454
29
8 or 9 cant remember if I fucked a chick or not so might as well not count it
>>
22
0
This combination has been in this thread a lot for some reason.
>>
>>701728231
>tfw 38
feels bad
>>
>>701720841
23
>0

I hope so bud.
>>
30
around 30
that's the funniest thread ever.
OP is almost not a fag.
>>
>>701728231
I got a score of 15
Virgin, but nigga I'm still young and runescape is the shit
>>
34
around 40-60
half o them were gold digger's
>>
>>701718454
24
3
What are you collecting statistics for?
>>
>>701728298
Fuck forgot to put age
23

I'm seeing a lot of people who are in their early / mid 20s and are depressed about not having had sex...

Just, fuck off. It's not that depressing, go to r9k for that. Only once you're about ~40 will it become sad.
>>
23
0
dont care at least im rich
>>
32.

12

11 within the last year.
>>
For those of you in your twenties and disappointed with your numbers, what do you feel is your biggest issue? I will try to help
>>
46
257
This is a real number. By the time I got out of high school I had fucked 21 different girls.
From 18-27 I pretty much went out every night of the week and got laid pretty much every night.
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>>701725369
emily
>>
21
47
I had a streak at uni where I thought it was cool to get drunk and bring girls at home. plus I lost my virginity when I was 14.
inb4 liar
inb4 sti - yes, i've had an sti.
>>
>>701729081
throw me some $ and I'll take you out and make it my mission to get you laid as often as you like.
>>
28. 0. Nearing the time in which I will receive my Hogwarts letter.
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>>701718454
24
5
>>
>18
>only 2
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>>701729173
Barney Stinson??
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>>701718454
19
6
>>
19
0
>>
>>701729523
couldve taken a 15 yr olds virginity but didnt wanna cheat
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>>701729113
I don't like people, help.
>>
23
1
Met her at 22
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>>701718454
25
Lost count around 30.
>>
37
0
>>
15
2 girls
>>
24
18
>>
25
i lost count after about 12th
def more than 30 though
>>
18
0 (gay)
>>
>Your age: 24
>Number of women you've fucked: 50ish
>>
>>701720740
this, same, gg
>>
40
60-65
>>
>>701718454
25
6

My current partner likes to invite other girls in every now and then, so it will gradually increase.
it used to be 3 until her.
>>
>>701729416
im not interested in fat cows who flip burgers
would rather stay a virgin than that
>>
>>701730473
Can I ask why that many? Are you just going for variety, or will nobody stay with you? Don't mean to sound rude; just don't know how else to formulate my question.
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>>701718454
>24
>2
>>
>>701730055
Good on you anon, never cheat.
>>
>>701725369
Lori
>>
>>701718454
34
150+
Women are stupidly easy to fuck.
>>
18
1
>>
>>701718454
>22
>4
>>
>>701729113
I don't really care enough to try. There was this one girl I had a crush on in highschool. I tried to ask her out, she said she didn't feel the same way about me. Only people who knew about my cruch were my parents and best friend. One month later friend started dating my former cruch.
>>
19
2

A 20 year old and a 15 year old. Both virgins.
>>
36

30+
I've taken massive advantage of my American whiteness in foreign countries
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>20
>Only seriously inconfident pleb's keep count of this kind of bullshit.
>>
>18 years old
>7 sexual partners
>>
>>701721092
this
>>
>>701718454
28
~40 women

The high paying job and suicidal tendencies is just the bad-boy edge women look for
>>
45, own a bar, so I've fucked 100's of broads, but it gets boring after a whilw, cause bitches just want you to lend them money.
>>
>>701718454
20

2

am in a relationship since 2 and a half years though
>>
>21
>0
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>>701720572
Mazel tov!
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>>701718454
43 billion
and you know that's a fact because you told us not to lie.
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I am 21
Had 40 girls and 3 guys

Had the clap once and no other stis
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>>701728231
9, holy shit that was close
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>>701731845
That's so old
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27
18 or so, i lost the count
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24
I think 5, maybe 6. Struggle to remember more than 2 of them having ever happened.
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26
10
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>>701728231
I feel so powerless...
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>>701732076
you're old. fagget.
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21

0

Fear of rejection, spend most of time indoor, lazy as fuck, general cluelessness in terms romance/sex. Had at least 2 opportunities with 8ts, fucked it up out of panic. I can see this going on for some time.
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