Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Nope, not at all. Any idea where I can upload it?
That's fucking sweet. I think I'd like to meet up with someone from thread.
(Captcha won't let me post that by itself)
Morning. Just got into work. Muffin flavours are gonna be off the chain.
Marshmallow and chocolate.
I think boat is a pretty cool guy. Eh kill Abyssals and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Whatever happened to plain raisin bran muffins? Or am I just an old person
Boats are very cool
*insert clever way to claim Blair*
I have officially arrived.
At long last, I've returned.
>But yet my mobile is at 2% and refusing to charge.
That a bit better. Still pretty low key though.
Again, you're the boat expert, not me.
pfft who uses mobile phones
>I'm kidding please no kill me ;w;
I'm feeling rattled by that picture
I should get some of those
I liked it more when it was off the books
Why would you kill Abyssals? They did nothing wrong.
Slave sex boat?
I make muffins for students. Need to think more than the basics.
Am i strictly a sex slave, or just a slave?
Offspring is good. They're on my normal playlist.
Well that's your opinion I suppose.
... what would an unofficial claim look like though?
hmmm you are always so quite. whats up?
Finally, I found a song that you like. I believe my mission is completed.
fuck yar! gotta love blair. how are you?
Quotev it is. Oh maybe Esdeath likes this kind of Story too.
All your waifu are belong to us.
thats good hope the boss didnt give you to much trouble im alright just siting
like what story?
gonna need sauce on that anon
I got my eye on you, Blair.
>Proceeds to equip the Schwarzer Regen.
I have at least 8 more chances to summon something on Brave Frontier (I used three earlier and got a couple of units I was looking for). Should I continue from the new unit gate or from the resummoning gate?
That's some kinky shit, but a good read, you're pretty talented.
Alice is pretty cool, too!
No, no, this is all just part of me trying to become the boat expert. I have to learn the details on the cutest boats.
Which actually is just one boat.
Woops, I missed it at first glance.
Just.. politics, I guess. It's always politics.
Could also be religion.
Hmm...maybe like a covert picture? I don't know, I'm trying to be sassy
The one you can read when you copypaste the URL in your browser
Kinky it is. I'm not even into that.But for some stupid reason I think that pain and death can be pretty romantic.
And thank you. I had to look a lot of words up and boy, synonyms for dick aren't easy to find, lemme tell you that.
I mean besides the funny ones like
>Single Serving Soup Dispenser
nah he cut me some slack today I got a lot of shit done by myself
I'm a student, can you make me some raisin bran muffins <3
I'm scared Laura, I love you
Not as cool as boats!
>I'm kidding, Alice is fucking amazing
I'm going to go get some sleep guys, see you all in a few hours so I can get ready for Legion
loli sex slave boat
Kek. Yeah, honestly you'd probably be a really good horror writer the way you describe things.
>Me and my old pal use to try and think up different ways to say dick, I don't remember a lot of them but at one point we called it a fleshpounder.
Sleep well Alice
How's your day been?
Supertramp's ok. Not really my style, but certainly not bad.
Oh. Well hurry up and tell me what kind of boat i am!
So... Sex slave specifically?
alright sauce pants
thats good what did ya do
>when my esdeath uses her ice powers
honestly I cant stop the lels
Do you have a Kik or something to make this easier?
Either gate is fine, but just tell me what you get and if the would be of any use to the team
Maybe like some dude just scribbles his waifu on paint and just slaps it on the thread or something and shouting ,"Calim!"
It's been good enough. How was work?
I remember you saying you don't like rap, but how about this?
This is the genre I'm the most curios about. Horror is such a nice genre. I used to read a book in a week but I kinda stopped since at some point... it didn't suck me in the world anymore.
But Horror is such a nice genre. You make it realistic and write from a first person perspective and maybe, just maybe you give your readers the creeps.
Although... the hard part is getting ideas or motivation to write.
Why not use the messaging in Shino's stream?
I thought you went to claiming someone else, but I can't quite remember...
Love you too, have good sleeps!
Well shit, I forgot about the both of you. Anything new going on?
Calima like Indiana Jones
I'm tempted to try that
Guess that works. I would want pics of the units too, type as well
>Is that an AK in your pocket?
fixed a gearbox and a lot of plumbing
sounds productive I just sat here so at least you have that over me
It was work. Never good but it wasn't bad. I've got class starting in 15, just dropping in for that quick claim.
Just work and school my dude. Anything with you?
Ah, I've never seen any Indiana Jones movies.
The things that give J ideas are sorta real life themes, things he's seen or experienced or things that he's dreamed about.
>I can't do horror, except what happened to me, that'd be my only inspiration
>I THINK THAT'S WHAT HE'S WRITING ABOUT.
The anons birthday.
All have their ups and downs!
>eh, best to not have downs
>loli sex slave boat
It's not perfectly accurate.
I'll do my very best.
>I don't enjoy "chatting"
lol what are you not social or something
Nope. Not something for me.
Hi Laura. Nothing new going on here. Just enjoying a day that has nothing to do in it.
I see i see.
I can't tell if i've made poor life choices or pretty decent ones to wind up in this state.
Good toy boat.
Never fucking satisfied, you students.
And I made amalgamation muffins. Coffee, chocolate, marshmalliws and salted caramel.
Makes sense. I tried writing sad stories based on my personal experience but... besides that it was too personal the stories didn't quite suck you in or have an atmosphere.
I'm still wondering why I'm better at writting horror like stories.
And I think J will give his story a happy ending.
Its close enough.
Dont worry, i will maybe take care of you.
Yeah. Some people are naturally talented at giving spooky a good run, some people, even the nicest of people, are just really good at writing fucked up spooky shit.
I still think there's a reason behind this, but eh, no use lamenting over something I can't wrap my finger around.
I'll be going to bed now, goodnight
write a story about chara getting dommed by toriel
I will but first dinner also
>when we first moved in my brother basket ball net whent missing and its now in my neighbors backyard worst part is they are niggers I knew it I knew they would steal fuck me
I can screenshot if need be.
Work. But I'm back home now.
>The computer I was to recive today, rescheduled from Friday, has gotten delayed once more to Wednesday.
Eh, the day will get entertaining sooner or later.
I honestly don't remember, but it was something mentioned over in the stream.
If you're delusional your call will be transferred to the mothership
Ot just tell me type and unit if you can.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever it's spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
(I'ma going out to stake me some government land)
Uranium fever has done and got me down
Damn son. Or girl.
Suspension of disbelief broken.
I'm not as lewd as you'd hope :^)
Heya Tsuzu, doing fine?
Maid boat heretical person
You know me too well.
I'm doing great! A little distracted, though.