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How does it feel to put your dick inside a girl's vagina?
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feels goodman
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Wet and hot
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>>701714858
Like on Christmas morning when you got the 3rd or 4th best present that you were hoping for.
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>>701715236
>hot

Virgin detected
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When you first put ur dick in feels like tingly I guess, then you start thrusting and feeling like the fucking man, then you bust a load, pay the bitch, and leave.
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>>701715347
You've never had hot pussy? Real virgin detected.
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I think blowjobs feel much better
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>>701714858
like bags of sand
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>>701715521
Son, I think you've been banging a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave because pussy is warm but not "hot"

Any other questions feel free to ask, bud. Someday maybe you'll get your little carrot wet.
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>>701714858
smells like shit, I don't get that
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>>701715582
This

Vaginal sex is overrated
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>>701715521
15 year old normie spotted. Its not hot, its barley warm. Real life isnt hentai.
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>>701715347
If you only fuck them dead what do you expect?
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It's kind of like proper sex only there's less poo and one less penis.
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Disappointing, particularly if you grew up thinking that it would be the greatest, most wonderful feeling ever.
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Salty milk and coins.
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have you not seen american pie? fag
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>>701715822
Wow. Ok kiddo. lmfao.
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>>701715582
eeeeeh... i go through phases where i prefer a blowjob. sometimes i go through a stretch where i only want to get jerked off. but i do consistently wanna fuck
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>>701714858
feels like bags of sand
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>>701715843
You only fuck dead people?
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>>701715822

>pussy isn't hot

What are you, gay?
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>>701714858
feels great, some of them even feel as if they're milking your load out by constricting your cock, and then some are just garbage.
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>>701715735
It's toasty as fuck
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>>701716005
>lmfao
15yo virgin normal confirmed
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over rated as fuck unless she is a 11yo virgin
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>>701714858
You'll find the concept of having done it much more satisfying than the act. The only thing that makes it better than masturbation is because you've got tits or an ass to grab onto.

If you get a long term gf it'll get boring and you'll probably rather just wank off.

Blowjobs are awesome though.
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>>701714858
good
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>>701715735
Gonna have to side with the other guy here friendo, vaginas carry heat. Think you may have been fucking a few girls past the sell by date there bud
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>>701715896
Kek
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>>701716060
That's not uncommon here, newfag.
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like warm apple pie.

but bj's are just as good if not better.
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>>701716163
You know what's better than anal sex with a 11-year-old?
Nothing.
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>>701716178
Listen to this anon, he is wise
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You want cooties, cause that is how you get cooties.
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>>701715934

genius explanation
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>>701716091
Underrated post
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>>701716186
>carry heat
There's a difference between "hot" and "warm". Our virgin friend above claims hat vaginas are "ho"t. That is patently untrue unless you are throwing your woman into a volcano prior to intercourse.
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>>701715934
This is how pussy tastes you retard.
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>>701714858
If you got a thick cock all you feel is the latex from the condom
and depending on how tight she is the warm clutches of that pussy from all sides.
the feel changes on each positions.
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>>701714858
Feels alright I guess
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>>701716507

No, it tastes like bags of sand.
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Depends. That initial penetration can take a few in and out thrusts or you won't be lubed, shit can feel like getting your dick peeled.

Other than that it's like sheathing your most sensitive body part into a ward silken cavern designed specifically to bring you to euphoria. That's really it, man.

Added bonus, make her laugh or ask her to cough once you've been in for a little while. Depending on her strength hat same sheath with clench around you in a death-grip.
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>>701716328
>>701716143
>>701716091
Samefag
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>>701716570
Arab eater spotted lol.
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Imagine for a second a toenadoe goes inside a volcanoe then you're suddenly wearing pots 'n pans over your head, your eyebrows r three feet long & you have a hairless tail that keeps tapping ur shoulder
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>>701716178
Actually extension on this.

One girl I was with for a few months used her pussy used to sort of pulsate and squeeze on my dick as we were going for it and she was enjoying it, that was awesome.

Another girl I fucked just the once had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, it was an actual squeeze to get it in, again that was amazing. Most girls though are naturally pretty loose and you'll find yourself positioning about to try and find a tight spot, but rarely get it - hence why ppl do anal. Anal is disgusting, you'll get shit remains on ur dick and probably be able to smell actual human shit.
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>>701716608
>shit can feel like getting your dick peeled

Rapist detected
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>>701714858
It's ok. You'd have to be a pleeb or a kid to let it get to you though. Fapping is better in almost every way, hands down when you consider all the network of pros and cons associated with sex. Honestly, sex is overrated, and the only reason it's everywhere ins liberal western societies is because sex sells.

Sex is the biggest sham around . It's like if sneezing or coughing was taboo, everyone would be wanting to sneeze and cough and it's all about the IDEA of sneezing and coughing. The actual sex act itself is passe after a couple of times and open access and confidence about it.
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>>701716659
kek
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>>701715506
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>>701715709
Underrated post
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>>701716711
>Anal is disgusting, you'll get shit remains on ur dick and probably be able to smell actual human shit.

not sure who you're banging bub but this has never once happened to me
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>>701714858
Looks like Hebrew, the tattoo on his arm I mean.
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>>701714858
like regret.
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>>701716870
Yes but it's because you've never had any kind of sex vOv
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>>701716186
If you finger a girl it is slightly warm, that is it. I've fucked girls when we've both been off our faces on speed/coke/pills and even then I wouldn't describe it anywhere near as hot.
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alot of the time underwhelming.
mouths are better
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>>701716245
> trying this hard to fit in
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A warm slice of heaven. I want some
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>>701714858
like salty milk and coins.
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>>701715582
>>701715787
so I haven't lost much if I had been blown several times but still haven't tried vaginal sex?
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>>701714858
warm up a banana peel in the microwave for about 15 sec and jerk off with it. Feels just like pussy.
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>>701715347

You like to crack open a cold one huh anon
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>>701716726
Or he's getting pity sex
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>>701714858

good, wet n slippery until you get inside.
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>>701716570
Kek
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Kinda like the one ring to rule them all. Feels pretty good, but your sense of freedom quickly whithers away.
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>>701716696
Expanding:
You ever walk around nude in public, that's what it feels like when the bitch and u are wearing the same pair of pants while fucking while your balls hang out of the zipper and she's wearing an iodine chain watch and she has cocaine dripping outta her asshole. Lying in the dirt.
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>>701716477
I'd say if it's 37,5°C outside it's pretty hot. Guess what temp a pussy has
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>>701717047
Sounds like you're talking about Heroin or something.
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>>701714858
only the first time you insert is good.
the rest is just time consuming until you cum.
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>>701716536
This is my problem with vaginas. I don't feel much with condoms.
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feels aight
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>>701716726
Hahahahahhahh I accidentally swallowed sick at laughing at this but it was worth it
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>>701714858
put your finger under your tongue, that's exactly what it feels like
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>>701717172
"The Eye of Sauron the Terrible few could endure."


*hisssssssssss*
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>>701717057
It's not really comparable. You've really got to try vaginal sex, it's awesome aswell, just different.

I also prefer blowjobs, but I don't want to miss vaginal sex. It's just a total different form of sex.
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>>701717047
Pussy isn't heaven, it's more like oxygen. When you have it it's meh, but when you're not getting it you scramble
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>>701715347
>projecting
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>>701717178
yet 37.5 degrees Celsius water feels like a luke warm bath
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>>701717171
Holy shit dem numbers
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>>701717466
bullshit that's a hot bath and you know it
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>>701717172
That's a good analogy.

It's also like the ring in that it has a will of its own that constantly tries to subvert your will into its, and if it finds you somehow uncorruptable it discards you when it feels the time is right for some other master to bear it.
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U ever rubbed ur dick on sandpaper while asphyxiated?
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>>701714858
>7 1/4", decent girth.

First time felt unreal. I had no idea it was that good. Of course, she was a major slut and was working my cock like a pro from up top.

Get a fleshlight, it's the most realistic feeling there is. Warm it up (via hot water) to the inside of your mouth temp and use lube. Some stand by the fact that fleshlights are better than sex. This is because the more aroused a girl gets, the looser she gets.

Of course, nothing beats a bitch in heat riding on top stabbing your dick with her swollen and stiff uterus, begging for your seed.
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>>701716870
It really does, I've done anal with a number of girls and every time the smell is indefensible and when I go to clean my cock in the sink after there are small glazes of human shit on my cock. Hardly surprising given you're putting your cock into a tube that's sole purpose is to funnel shit out of.
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Being in a vagina is like just taking a shower and putting clothes on that just got out of the dryer. It's warn, wet, comfortable... an amazing feeling that is so hard to describe.
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>>701717419
indeed, the position in vaginal vs oral influences your psychology during the act
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>>701716964
Kek
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>>701717529
No it's not. A hot bath is like 120 degrees Fahrenheit. aruond 100 degrees it starts getting cool enough to where it's just warm.

For a pussy to feel HOT, your dick would have to be cold.
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>>701717613
no....
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>>701717466
Hey look someone else in this thread that's not a virgin
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>>701717057
Blowjobs are definitely better than vaginal sex
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It feels like Darwin's Origin of Species original copy is sitting in a glass case in ur living room while ur in the snow and each time u move is like a cat squealing around in a latex car as a taxi driver
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>>701717659
>the more aroused a girl gets, the looser she gets.
obviously you've never had a grill cum on your dick
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>>701714858

Awesome.
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>>701717674
Pretty much
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>>701717079
Tf u talking about nigga
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>>701717922
He probably means the lubrication, and he's right about that. In the same pussy, going in dry vs after she's sloppy wet, feels different.
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>>701716059
Is there a screen cap of this... because I started it all for fucks sake. I can recall the thread: "how does it feel to touch boobs?"

How the fuck did I ever fucking come up with such a stupid thing... My current gf has big boobs and totally not like sand bags, more like water bags. Not thick enough. Think I do preffer midsized to smallsized titties now.

BTW I'd rather masturbate most of the time than fuck. It gets you to a point where the effort that you have to put to cum is far less enjoyable than watching any porn thing and masturbate in 30seconds...
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>>701717750
Why in hell did you switch to farenheit you fat fuck
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>>701717171
> 1717171

Nice
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>>701717750
well even then you admit it can feel hot. So fe. if I'm outside almost literally freezing my balls off, dick having first signs of frostibite, and I'd insert my pee pee in a war vay jar, it's be so hot I would get blisters
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It feels like slipping your dick between two plastic covers lubed while the reciever plots the different ways shes gonna claim rape. REALLY. Methusalah plz
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>>701717840
1. Anal
2. Blowjobs
3. Sex
4. Handjobs with ball/butt play
5. Every other handjob
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>>701716696
>>701717176
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>>701717922
lel, the reason why i've banged so many hotties is because word got around that i gave posterior forneix(sp) orgasms.

Look up 'female erectile tissue' anon.
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>>701714858
like fucking gold
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>>701718107
you could have googled it 3 times writing that post
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>>701717406
Haha it fucking does
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>>701718214
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>>701716730
you nailed it on the head fegg
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Every one of my replies has been met with a "kek". I guess I need to go to bed.
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It's a lot like when you were little and you would piss the bed. You know, you were comfy in bed, and had to go really bad, so you just went right there, and felt the warm fluid cover your underwear and seep into the mattress and you lay there in the comfort and warmth and fell back asleep.

And then after it's over and it's cold and slimy and sticky, and uncomfortable and you need a shower, and your bed is a mess, and your family wonders if you're a bit touched.
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>>701718107
Sounds like you need a new gf.
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>>701714858
>How does it feel to put your dick inside a girl's vagina?

Meaty, slick, warm, perfect. IT'S A TRAP HOLY MOTHER OF GOD DO NOT THINK WITH YOUR DICK YOU ARE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY ANYTHING THAT FEELS THAT GOOD IS A FUCKING TRAP YOU WILL SPEND YOUR LIFE IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE WITH KIDS THAT UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SNOTBALLS

Get head instead. Or fuck her up the butt. Or wear a condom. NEVER let a chick handle birth control.
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You stick your dick into something wet and slippery and you cum right away then you feel bad about yourself until next weekend when you get drank as fuck.
fml
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>>701718341
Good to know that there's someone as idiotic to come up with such a metaphor... I still really think, these feel like sand bags, just not as hard.
You're never alone in your retardedness these days.
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U ever had a crosshair aimed at ur heart? It feels like That
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>>701717171

damn
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>>701716570

lol classic
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>>701715347
>>701715787
i only put my dick in a boys ass once. i thought he was feverish but it was only very warm. thanks jake
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>>701717922
I dunno. When my girl cums it doesnt get looser. It usually contracts a bit. Texure is a big different but it feels great tbh. Almost like theres more friction deeper in? Hard to describe
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OY VEY GOYIM. DON'T BREED.

BLOWJOBS ARE BEST!
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>>701718641
the internet is a wonderful place, and a series of tubes
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>>701714858
Over rated
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>>701718761
'boy' kek 26 years old
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Mi first time the pussy of the girl was hot, even unbearable at begin, hot as fuck, I never fuck that girl again, and the rest of the sex in my life the pussy was warm, not hot...
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>>701718633
It's not that my gf isn't attractive... It's just stamina over the years. Except for 1 year I had no girlfriend, I've been in relationships since I was 14 y-o... I'm 27
Maybe my libido is gone for some reason.
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Fucking pussy=getting analed by IT. I swear, id draw u a diagram but i'm out of commission, brushing my teeth by moving bu head back and forth on an inert brush, typing with my toes
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>>701718884
virgin
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>>701718951
She needs to suck and ride the shit out of u so u dont need to do all the work
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>>701718821
breeding is fucking stupid. Go ahead tho, enjoy your frigid wife, your shitty job and your shit kids that won't shut up
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Imagine getting two big slabs of raw meat that is heated to be slightly warmer than your skin, each slab heavy enough to somewhat feel the weight but not enough to be crushing. Now imagine you put one slab on top of the other and then you're sliding your dick between them.

That's what pussy feel like to me, with pressure felt mostly on top and bottom of my dick and less on the sides. I, too, feel the mouth is better suited to pleasure a dick. The inside of a pussy doesn't really do anything, it can clench a bit but that doesn't feel very good or erotic, rather increases the "meatiness" feeling. And even a young cunt of a petite girl can't compete with the tightness of an anus.

My longtime-gf-turned-fiancee doesn't even use birth control anymore and I encouraged the decision. We're doing a lot of oral and handjobs/fingering, we're doing regular anal in condoms so I use a condom when we decide we haven't had "real" sex for some time. Anal (with me using a finger on her clit while fucking her ass) gives us both better orgasms than any kind of vaginal sex we had. Also, a horny cunt that's really soaking wet doesn't even make for a great sex, there's such a thing as too little friction.

tl;dr cunts are overrated
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>>701718237
> Anal

Wrong, the taboo of it is quite subsided by the smell of shit. If you're gf has a tight pussy you wouldn't wanna do anal.

> butt play
Gay as fuck, gf once tried to put a finger in me, and I stopped her immediately. Don't care about this prostate shit, it's gay.
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>>701718951
nothing to do with libido mate. You'll see when you tap the next puss
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>>701714858
years of fapping till you finally get laid you are excited and happy and then you are like this is it? what a fucking sham
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>>701715907
This
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I'll just put this here
http://www.glamour.com/story/crazy-but-true-she-got-pregnan
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>>701719032
Gotta admit, gives wonderful head. But lets not derail OPs and say that consensual sex in the missionary position, apart from gross, it's overrated.
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>>701718594
Which posts? Ive been keking this thread
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>>701718761
jake is the gayest name ive ever heard. Not even figuratively. Its just the name you assign to the most flamboyant person you can imagine
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>>701716477
He didn't say SCALDING. Jesus. Don't you sometimes think your girl is too hot when you try to cuddle with her? I consider it to be hot outside when it's 98 degrees. What temperature do you think a vagina is?? You're splitting hairs, but I think "hot" is a reasonable description.
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>>701714858
Put some lotion in your palm. Get a good grip. Now loosen that grip. About like that.
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>>701719057
Thanks for the projected pessimism, but my humans are domesticated and civilized.

That's where most of these people fuck up, is they don't understand humans are just another animal, and it takes some intelligent herding to keep them all in line. Also, selective breeding. All animals are different. Noone is equal.
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>>701719275
>consensual sex in the missionary position
who the fuck does this anymore. In over half my relationships I've been choking them, pushing them down, holding them, pulling their hair, tying them up, scratching and spanking them etc etc.

Bitches love a good dicking, not some vanilla shit
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>>701719416
damn
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>>701719078
Maybe use some lube dude I've had anal sex with maybe 6-8 girls and it's never been like that

>don't care about this prostate shit, it's gay

Closet denial fag detected
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I used to feel the way some of you guys do about pussy being overrated. You all just need to stop jerking off, or at least don't for a few days before having sex. Feels so much better then and you'll want it more. Also stop watching porn, you're training yourself to get off to that rather than actual sex. Also, raw makes a hell of a lot of difference. I literally can't have sex with a condom. It's the one time I really would rather jerk off. Obviously you can't do that with all women or all the time, but it really does make all the difference, for you and for her.
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>>701719627
I knew a chick who liked plain missionary, she later told me it was because she liked me being on top of her, made her feel safe.
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>>701715934
>Salty milk and coins.
>Salty milk

Pedo found. I caught the reference. I'm onto you.
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>>701719585
if you do agree we are mere animals, you must also conclude biology will always override culture, morals, social punishment etc. because it's in a higher echelon. Conciousness is relatively new in the development of our brain, when it comes to attracting it all comes down to our lizard brain. But like I said go ahead and all the power to you. I'm not taking the risk because I have honest convos with married friends and they're all telling me not to make the same mistake.
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Depends on girl. Vaginas vary just like penises do. My ex was super soft super warm. Small but not tight (hard to explain but ill try) it was like a small warm sponge. Her vagina would bottom out at about 5 inches. I prefferred titjobs/anal to vag. Current girlfriend has the stereotypical asian pussy. I can go balls deep with her and its very tight. Very wet too( she oozes alot of white stuff) but its not soft, it hangs on my dick more and just feels soo much better. I like her pussy more than her asshole. Also fucking her in the ass is a pain in the ass...the prep...how slow i need to go...i can really pound her super hard....makes anal a little less pleasurable...but im working on getting her used to it.
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>>701719943
that's really sweet and cute tho. I'll allow it
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If the girl can cum from vaginal sex it's fun on many levels. The pelvic floor muscle contracts so the vagina grips you very tightly around the base. It's also just amazing to listen to her voice change and watch her spasm. I think it's less than 1/4 of women that can do this during intercourse so if you find one you should make some goddamn memories. Still chasing the dragon of my 20 year old gf.
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>>701719499
There's no splitting hairs at all. The adjective was "hot." "Hot" is what you use to describe something you take out of the oven that is too scalding to eat or that will burn you if touched.

Vaginas are not hot.

My god the amount of virgins in this thread is absurd.
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>>701719627
>>701719627
I exclusively have sex in the missionary position. I also like to keep the lights dim, instead of off, because I like to look into her eyes and see and feel her skin and body as I cum inside her.

It sounds like you're used to some unstable bitches. Those things you are doing to them are like taking drugs. It's just something to feel good about in the moment to mask their real problems. You'll not get anywhere significant with disposable degenerate bitches like that, son.

Imagine fucking a girl with enough self-respect and education where she wouldn't allow someone to choke her out without a real fight. Maybe not what you're used to, but I like girls with their head on straight.
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>>701717216
Then take it off you fag
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>>701720045
>bottom out
lmao
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>>701716570
Only in Israel.
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>>701719938
>starve yourself so the food tastes better

No thanks, dude, you do whatever the fuck you want, though.
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>>701720280
Thats how you get pinkeye, no thanks.
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>>701719943

That's a fairly common thing. Women always want to feel protected/dominated in some way, even if they don't know it.
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>>701719938
>says stop being such a sexual deviant
>posts on /b/
>says stop watching porn
>posts tits
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>>701720186

When it's 98.6 degrees outside, would you call that a "hot" day? I certainly would.

That's the temperature of a vagina - 98.6 degrees.
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>>701720186
Right... let me correct anyone who goes "it's so hot outside today" because it's not as hot as it would be if you were in an oven. You're just being a douche.
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>>701720369
you must be fun at parties
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>>701720451
Maybe 98 CELCIUS.
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Ribbed,Warm, and wet and/or slippery depending on how wet she is
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>>701720451
98 degrees in the international system of units (ISU) it's almost boiling so, if that's not hot, lick my balls.
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>>701720027
Well, and that's why my kids and their kids will be spearheading evolution with selective breeding of quality humans, while you're fucking all these random slags just for temporary pleasure, amirite?

It's just about finding the right person, man. and you know, you might be one of those "not right" people who prefers to just fuck for pleasure and leave escorting mankind's future to more capable hands.
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>>701720165
Current girlfriend cums from vaginal sex. >>701718791
Exactly what im talking about here. It doesn't really get looser and less sensitive. I almost always cum right after she orgasms hard.
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>>701720346

Sounds like someone doesn't what shooting inside a warm pussy feels like. It's a completely different experience to just jerking off, and if you don't think they then you're pretty much a massive faggot.
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>>701719078
I want to have my ass fingered by a girl and never had sex with a girl who'd be up for it. Not one of them tried, that would be preferable but I asked girls for this myself and nothing. I fucked, fingered and licked my last girlfriend's butt (so I knew she wouldn't be like "eww anal is gross") and we also kissed with my cum in her mouth (so I knew she's not the "eww is my bf gay" kind). Still no go. Every time I hear the same story "a girl wanted to finger me, hurr durr no homo" I get angry that my potential opportunity was lost on some insecure, close-minded retard.

No sex act between a girl and a guy can be gay, you idiot. Unless you plan to imagine you have a guy's dick in your butt instead of a girl's finger... maybe that would make it gay, then again if you're fucking her mouth and imagine you actually fuck a prolapsed male anus, a blowjob from a girl can be gay too.
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>>701720451
Not a good analogy.
A hot tub feels cold if it's cooler than about 105 degrees. The body is 98.6.

A vagina presumably would only be "hot" if the woman has a fever.
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>>701719499
Alternatively one could take a shower with that temperature and consider if its only warm and not hot.
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>>701720276
This, except from the not trying other positions aswell.
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This is a stupid argument.
Paris Hilton, when asked about her vagina, would say "That's Hot."
/thread
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>>701720276
you're right there. I prefer damaged grills, I'm damaged myself so that makes things easier. But you also have a serious problem putting grills on a pedestal. they're just women man, in the real world less capable than a 14yr old boy. And they're much more alike than you would imagine. Women are just a biological conglomerate for you to enjoy at your leisure, not to invest in.

Also sluts and so called innocent grills all have insane dick counts, it's just their reputation that differs. So good luck finding a women who will stick with you no matter what in 2016. Honestly tho I think you need to wake up and smell the ashes.
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As a physicist I find it not merely enjoyable but quite educational for the young woman if I describe her heat level in the Kelvin scale. Makes for good dirty talk
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>>701719585

>wojackholdingpuppets.jpg
>schitzy copypasta about control
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>>701715582
fuuuuck, ive never had a good blowjob. lots of great sex but all the girls ive been with either didnt like giving bjs or sucked tremendously at them.... pun intented
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>>701715506
if it feels tingly, chances are she probably has gonorrhea
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>>701720495
Actually no, the virgins in this thread (looking at you) that claim a vagina is hot are just being obtuse. Or are just plain dumb, but I'll give them/you the benefit of the doubt.
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>>701720533
that's one hot vagina
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>>701720294
Wasnt actually very fun. Imagine having the base of ur dick constantly being rammed into your pelvis.
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>>701718107
>"how did I ever come up with..."
You didn't. You watched 40 yo virgin.
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>>701721019
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>>701720683
Well now, back up son, I didn't say anything about condoms. I don't use condoms and I haven't for years because I only have sex in committed exclusive relationships.

But you're talking about not fapping to make sex feel better, and that's like saying, starve yourself so you'll want the food more.

No, that's bad advice because when you are dying of hunger and thirst, literally ANYTHING will look good. That's just a fucking disaster.

Keep your wits about you. Women are not all equal, and you don't really want some shitty slag on your dick just because you're starved for pussy.
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>>701720667
you're deluding yourself. Like I said to that other anon, go for it. See where it gets you. I on the other hand prefer to learn from other people's mistakes.
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All those posts are really negative. While this is true for the feeling on your dick, it doesn't put into account that other part - love and connection. This of course requires an actual partner you can trust and love and not some slut you picked up in that bar around the corner.
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>>701715582
blowjob and pussy is different, i like bjs too because i don't have to do any work
i think pussy feels equally good or better but you have to do the work to feel good mostly, unless she rides ya
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Here is something to ponder:
Would you consider pussy cold?
If you said no, then it is "not cold."
If something is "not cold" it is hot.
/thread
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>>701720776
Sorry bro, sounds like you're with the wrong girl. Some women are crazy into the butt play, you just gotta find the right one.
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>>701721461
Here's something to ponder: you're an idiot
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>>701721005
I don't think her vagina is hot.

I did seed her sex vid with Kazaa back in the day, and had a little cinema with 6 friends to watch it. No we didn't fap. But the internet sure was a magical place back then. Now we've got more than ever but 99% of it is crusted in social media normies circlejerking
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>>701720918
Well, I didn't say I didn't try others, but missionary is my favorite, and I really don't see that changing unless I meet some girl that's really into some other position, which has never happened to me.
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>>701715506
Tingly? Uhhh wat.
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>>701721407
explain to me the difference between love and emotional dependence

also explain to me how come it's usually the girl dumping the guy
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>>701715279
This
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>>701714858
Like wet velvet
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>>701721046
>not even trying to make sense

whatever. Enjoy your worship of sloth, I guess. Control is important.
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>>701721686
lmao people prolly call you Dave the Missionary behind your back
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>>701720533
That's like, boiling, son.

I'm not sure who's trolling who
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>>701721019
I prefer Rankine temperature.
>"yeah bitch, that entropy is niiiiiice."
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>>701722047
How new are you
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>>701721328
I don't just learn from mistakes, though, I learn from successes, also, and I've known and see many extremely successful men with gorgeous wives and stable homes and children, and they didn't get there by picking the first rusty slag to suck their willy or whoever would let them shit on their chest.
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>>701721283

I'm in no way saying sex with any old whore beats just jerking off. Far from it. I mean, if you have a girlfriend then don't jerk off all the time and you'll enjoy sex way more. I definitely don't advocate seeking out sex over everything else. It would appear we had a misunderstanding good fellow. My apologies.
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>>701721686 >>701722009
missionary is ok as long as girl is flexible
i fucked a dancer girl (not a stripper but actual dancer) before and she was so flexible even on missionary i was able to have so much fun having her legs behind her ears and shit
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>>701716696
>holds up spork
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>>701714858

I'm 48 and don't know. Yet.
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>>701721047

How old are you? The age of women/blowjob skill graph has a definite upward trend.
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>>701722334
good luck doing missionary when fucking in public you monk
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>>701722325
I hear ya. My girlfriend would probably want me to take your advice, since it would probably mean I'd giver her a good dicking more often, but fapping is more efficient and I can get back to shitposting and playing video games that much faster.
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>>701722489
Man I love me a good GILF, no teeth
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>>701722548
Why the hell would I want to fuck in public, degenerate?

I like my bed just fine. I don't need some exotic "fix" just to get off, like some of you creeps.
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>>701722738
well we were having fun pretend trolling but you're boring nao kthxbye
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>>701722445
rent a hooker
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>>701716899
Shlomo here,that means "family forever" in hebrew.
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>>701722852
rolling
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>>701722889
spotted the kike
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>>701722698

Granted, the graph probably plateaus/drops off at some point... I've never been beyond the mid-30s so I wouldn't know.
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>>701714858
Wet, warm, sometimes a big clingy. Only had sex with 2 girls in my 26 years, but I never found it more enjoyable than, making out, squeezing a tit, etc.
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>>701721487
She was, into receiving. Also as far as I know I was the first guy to rim her.

Dunno, I'm not a male model but there's nothing gross going on with my butt as far as I know. I really though this was gonna happen at some point, though, I remember her kind of mentioning the act in "my friend and her boyfriend" story in a conversation outside of any sexy times, we were together for a short time then so I didn't want to go like "yes my anus is ready" so I just said I didn't try that but otherwise tried acting like I wasn't grossed out by the idea. There were some situations where her hand was playing with my taint or buttocks, but after some waiting and then some explicit attempts at asking, ultimately she always said no, like she chickened out or something.
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>>701714858
i would love to know, i've only had sex with women...damn
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>>701722964
you'll get there. Mouth feels better although a bit sticky, no gag reflex but their skin does feel like an old skinned elephant's hide
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>>701721019
>Kelvin scale

Pleb scale physics. You should be complimenting her whole partition function.
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>>701715582
depends on the girl giving the blow /b/ro, i've had some that are meh, and i've had some that are like WHAAAA... helps if she likes to swallow
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>>701723022

dubs speak truth
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>>701715735
>Son
Damn u hard bro
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>>701723022
is that ur dick? how big is it?
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>>701715236
I disagree, its the same temp as your dick, or should be so you dont notice any significant temp difference. It feels like some pressure on your dick and it feels more slippery on your dick then wet.
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>>701723087
Maybe she was too afraid she'd pull out a shit-covered finger and would never be able to look at me the same way.

Also, never asked her for a rimjob and we never really talked about a girl licking a male butt... so even though I was licking her butt, I don't think she could think her fingering my ass would be a prelude to licking it at some point.

I would like to be rimmed by a girl before I drop dead too, don't think rimming is gross at all but somehow I find girl rimming a guy submissive, in an actual way more than only erotic role play. I would only get rimmed by a slut I have no respect for, but I don't really like to lose time on spending it with sluts to get them to fuck, and I didn't have to pay for hookers yet. Maybe one day I'll pay to have my butt fingered by one, hoping she won't be infested enough to have STDs even on her fingers.
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>>701724405
you retard, why do you think our cock and balls hand outside the body? Never heard wearing tight undies makes you infertile because of the higher heat?

Now that I think about it tho, maybe a dick feels cool for girls with a hot vag? Since we can't sense the objective temp, only changes in temp
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>>701715279
Best description ever
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>>701724699
Balls are outside cause they are cooler, but i would think dick is pretty close to core body temp since it is full of blood to make it hard.
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>>701725800
Have balls, can confirm.
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>>701716730
you iz gey mai nigga
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Bag of sand
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>>701721444
you sound lazy as fuck..and your laziness carries over when you are having sex?? Wow you sound like a fucking NEET
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>>701718107
>Uses jokes from "The 40 Year Old Virgin", claims he came up with it himself and thinks no one will notice.
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>>701714858
Like

Imagine your hands swollen from being in water too long. Covered in lubricant, and fresh out of the oven gripping tightly around your entire dick.
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>>701716477
>>701717178
>>701717466
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>>701715735
Lol, yeah I'm gonna have to side with the other guy too there "bud". Vaginas are pretty warm.

Looks like you have some real issues if you feel the need to posture that much on an anonymous message board.
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>>701722445
>>701722852
Dude, go pay for a prostitute immediately.

Release the beast, and find that you are the sex champion every woman needs.

Proceed to Step 2:
Fuck anything with a vagina

Proceed to Step 3:
Insert Trump card for AIDs medicine

Proceed with Step 4:
Die of AIDs

Proceed with Step 5:
Fuck dead bitches in the graveyard

Proceed with Step 6:
You are no longer a puss-less old man.
You are dead.

Finalization:
You still got da pussi b0ss
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>>701720186
>>701720451
>>701720495
>>701720533
Hot is if it hurts. jesus anons.
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>>701714858
like bags of sand
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>>701717750
Hot tubs run at about 104 degrees Fahrenheit... You're taking baths/showers in 120 degree water?? No
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