>>701716186 >carry heat There's a difference between "hot" and "warm". Our virgin friend above claims hat vaginas are "ho"t. That is patently untrue unless you are throwing your woman into a volcano prior to intercourse.
Imagine for a second a toenadoe goes inside a volcanoe then you're suddenly wearing pots 'n pans over your head, your eyebrows r three feet long & you have a hairless tail that keeps tapping ur shoulder
One girl I was with for a few months used her pussy used to sort of pulsate and squeeze on my dick as we were going for it and she was enjoying it, that was awesome.
Another girl I fucked just the once had the tightest pussy I've ever fucked, it was an actual squeeze to get it in, again that was amazing. Most girls though are naturally pretty loose and you'll find yourself positioning about to try and find a tight spot, but rarely get it - hence why ppl do anal. Anal is disgusting, you'll get shit remains on ur dick and probably be able to smell actual human shit.
>>701714858 It's ok. You'd have to be a pleeb or a kid to let it get to you though. Fapping is better in almost every way, hands down when you consider all the network of pros and cons associated with sex. Honestly, sex is overrated, and the only reason it's everywhere ins liberal western societies is because sex sells.
Sex is the biggest sham around . It's like if sneezing or coughing was taboo, everyone would be wanting to sneeze and cough and it's all about the IDEA of sneezing and coughing. The actual sex act itself is passe after a couple of times and open access and confidence about it.
>>701716696 Expanding: You ever walk around nude in public, that's what it feels like when the bitch and u are wearing the same pair of pants while fucking while your balls hang out of the zipper and she's wearing an iodine chain watch and she has cocaine dripping outta her asshole. Lying in the dirt.
It's also like the ring in that it has a will of its own that constantly tries to subvert your will into its, and if it finds you somehow uncorruptable it discards you when it feels the time is right for some other master to bear it.
First time felt unreal. I had no idea it was that good. Of course, she was a major slut and was working my cock like a pro from up top.
Get a fleshlight, it's the most realistic feeling there is. Warm it up (via hot water) to the inside of your mouth temp and use lube. Some stand by the fact that fleshlights are better than sex. This is because the more aroused a girl gets, the looser she gets.
Of course, nothing beats a bitch in heat riding on top stabbing your dick with her swollen and stiff uterus, begging for your seed.
>>701716870 It really does, I've done anal with a number of girls and every time the smell is indefensible and when I go to clean my cock in the sink after there are small glazes of human shit on my cock. Hardly surprising given you're putting your cock into a tube that's sole purpose is to funnel shit out of.
It feels like Darwin's Origin of Species original copy is sitting in a glass case in ur living room while ur in the snow and each time u move is like a cat squealing around in a latex car as a taxi driver
>>701716059 Is there a screen cap of this... because I started it all for fucks sake. I can recall the thread: "how does it feel to touch boobs?"
How the fuck did I ever fucking come up with such a stupid thing... My current gf has big boobs and totally not like sand bags, more like water bags. Not thick enough. Think I do preffer midsized to smallsized titties now.
BTW I'd rather masturbate most of the time than fuck. It gets you to a point where the effort that you have to put to cum is far less enjoyable than watching any porn thing and masturbate in 30seconds...
>>701717750 well even then you admit it can feel hot. So fe. if I'm outside almost literally freezing my balls off, dick having first signs of frostibite, and I'd insert my pee pee in a war vay jar, it's be so hot I would get blisters
It's a lot like when you were little and you would piss the bed. You know, you were comfy in bed, and had to go really bad, so you just went right there, and felt the warm fluid cover your underwear and seep into the mattress and you lay there in the comfort and warmth and fell back asleep.
And then after it's over and it's cold and slimy and sticky, and uncomfortable and you need a shower, and your bed is a mess, and your family wonders if you're a bit touched.
>>701714858 >How does it feel to put your dick inside a girl's vagina?
Meaty, slick, warm, perfect. IT'S A TRAP HOLY MOTHER OF GOD DO NOT THINK WITH YOUR DICK YOU ARE THROWING YOUR LIFE AWAY ANYTHING THAT FEELS THAT GOOD IS A FUCKING TRAP YOU WILL SPEND YOUR LIFE IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE WITH KIDS THAT UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SNOTBALLS
Get head instead. Or fuck her up the butt. Or wear a condom. NEVER let a chick handle birth control.
>>701718341 Good to know that there's someone as idiotic to come up with such a metaphor... I still really think, these feel like sand bags, just not as hard. You're never alone in your retardedness these days.
>>701718633 It's not that my gf isn't attractive... It's just stamina over the years. Except for 1 year I had no girlfriend, I've been in relationships since I was 14 y-o... I'm 27 Maybe my libido is gone for some reason.
Imagine getting two big slabs of raw meat that is heated to be slightly warmer than your skin, each slab heavy enough to somewhat feel the weight but not enough to be crushing. Now imagine you put one slab on top of the other and then you're sliding your dick between them.
That's what pussy feel like to me, with pressure felt mostly on top and bottom of my dick and less on the sides. I, too, feel the mouth is better suited to pleasure a dick. The inside of a pussy doesn't really do anything, it can clench a bit but that doesn't feel very good or erotic, rather increases the "meatiness" feeling. And even a young cunt of a petite girl can't compete with the tightness of an anus.
My longtime-gf-turned-fiancee doesn't even use birth control anymore and I encouraged the decision. We're doing a lot of oral and handjobs/fingering, we're doing regular anal in condoms so I use a condom when we decide we haven't had "real" sex for some time. Anal (with me using a finger on her clit while fucking her ass) gives us both better orgasms than any kind of vaginal sex we had. Also, a horny cunt that's really soaking wet doesn't even make for a great sex, there's such a thing as too little friction.
>>701716477 He didn't say SCALDING. Jesus. Don't you sometimes think your girl is too hot when you try to cuddle with her? I consider it to be hot outside when it's 98 degrees. What temperature do you think a vagina is?? You're splitting hairs, but I think "hot" is a reasonable description.
>>701719057 Thanks for the projected pessimism, but my humans are domesticated and civilized.
That's where most of these people fuck up, is they don't understand humans are just another animal, and it takes some intelligent herding to keep them all in line. Also, selective breeding. All animals are different. Noone is equal.
>>701719275 >consensual sex in the missionary position who the fuck does this anymore. In over half my relationships I've been choking them, pushing them down, holding them, pulling their hair, tying them up, scratching and spanking them etc etc.
Bitches love a good dicking, not some vanilla shit
I used to feel the way some of you guys do about pussy being overrated. You all just need to stop jerking off, or at least don't for a few days before having sex. Feels so much better then and you'll want it more. Also stop watching porn, you're training yourself to get off to that rather than actual sex. Also, raw makes a hell of a lot of difference. I literally can't have sex with a condom. It's the one time I really would rather jerk off. Obviously you can't do that with all women or all the time, but it really does make all the difference, for you and for her.
>>701719585 if you do agree we are mere animals, you must also conclude biology will always override culture, morals, social punishment etc. because it's in a higher echelon. Conciousness is relatively new in the development of our brain, when it comes to attracting it all comes down to our lizard brain. But like I said go ahead and all the power to you. I'm not taking the risk because I have honest convos with married friends and they're all telling me not to make the same mistake.
Depends on girl. Vaginas vary just like penises do. My ex was super soft super warm. Small but not tight (hard to explain but ill try) it was like a small warm sponge. Her vagina would bottom out at about 5 inches. I prefferred titjobs/anal to vag. Current girlfriend has the stereotypical asian pussy. I can go balls deep with her and its very tight. Very wet too( she oozes alot of white stuff) but its not soft, it hangs on my dick more and just feels soo much better. I like her pussy more than her asshole. Also fucking her in the ass is a pain in the ass...the prep...how slow i need to go...i can really pound her super hard....makes anal a little less pleasurable...but im working on getting her used to it.
If the girl can cum from vaginal sex it's fun on many levels. The pelvic floor muscle contracts so the vagina grips you very tightly around the base. It's also just amazing to listen to her voice change and watch her spasm. I think it's less than 1/4 of women that can do this during intercourse so if you find one you should make some goddamn memories. Still chasing the dragon of my 20 year old gf.
>>701719499 There's no splitting hairs at all. The adjective was "hot." "Hot" is what you use to describe something you take out of the oven that is too scalding to eat or that will burn you if touched.
Vaginas are not hot.
My god the amount of virgins in this thread is absurd.
>>701719627 >>701719627 I exclusively have sex in the missionary position. I also like to keep the lights dim, instead of off, because I like to look into her eyes and see and feel her skin and body as I cum inside her.
It sounds like you're used to some unstable bitches. Those things you are doing to them are like taking drugs. It's just something to feel good about in the moment to mask their real problems. You'll not get anywhere significant with disposable degenerate bitches like that, son.
Imagine fucking a girl with enough self-respect and education where she wouldn't allow someone to choke her out without a real fight. Maybe not what you're used to, but I like girls with their head on straight.
>>701720027 Well, and that's why my kids and their kids will be spearheading evolution with selective breeding of quality humans, while you're fucking all these random slags just for temporary pleasure, amirite?
It's just about finding the right person, man. and you know, you might be one of those "not right" people who prefers to just fuck for pleasure and leave escorting mankind's future to more capable hands.
Sounds like someone doesn't what shooting inside a warm pussy feels like. It's a completely different experience to just jerking off, and if you don't think they then you're pretty much a massive faggot.
>>701719078 I want to have my ass fingered by a girl and never had sex with a girl who'd be up for it. Not one of them tried, that would be preferable but I asked girls for this myself and nothing. I fucked, fingered and licked my last girlfriend's butt (so I knew she wouldn't be like "eww anal is gross") and we also kissed with my cum in her mouth (so I knew she's not the "eww is my bf gay" kind). Still no go. Every time I hear the same story "a girl wanted to finger me, hurr durr no homo" I get angry that my potential opportunity was lost on some insecure, close-minded retard.
No sex act between a girl and a guy can be gay, you idiot. Unless you plan to imagine you have a guy's dick in your butt instead of a girl's finger... maybe that would make it gay, then again if you're fucking her mouth and imagine you actually fuck a prolapsed male anus, a blowjob from a girl can be gay too.
>>701720276 you're right there. I prefer damaged grills, I'm damaged myself so that makes things easier. But you also have a serious problem putting grills on a pedestal. they're just women man, in the real world less capable than a 14yr old boy. And they're much more alike than you would imagine. Women are just a biological conglomerate for you to enjoy at your leisure, not to invest in.
Also sluts and so called innocent grills all have insane dick counts, it's just their reputation that differs. So good luck finding a women who will stick with you no matter what in 2016. Honestly tho I think you need to wake up and smell the ashes.
All those posts are really negative. While this is true for the feeling on your dick, it doesn't put into account that other part - love and connection. This of course requires an actual partner you can trust and love and not some slut you picked up in that bar around the corner.
>>701715582 blowjob and pussy is different, i like bjs too because i don't have to do any work i think pussy feels equally good or better but you have to do the work to feel good mostly, unless she rides ya
I did seed her sex vid with Kazaa back in the day, and had a little cinema with 6 friends to watch it. No we didn't fap. But the internet sure was a magical place back then. Now we've got more than ever but 99% of it is crusted in social media normies circlejerking
>>701720918 Well, I didn't say I didn't try others, but missionary is my favorite, and I really don't see that changing unless I meet some girl that's really into some other position, which has never happened to me.
>>701721328 I don't just learn from mistakes, though, I learn from successes, also, and I've known and see many extremely successful men with gorgeous wives and stable homes and children, and they didn't get there by picking the first rusty slag to suck their willy or whoever would let them shit on their chest.
I'm in no way saying sex with any old whore beats just jerking off. Far from it. I mean, if you have a girlfriend then don't jerk off all the time and you'll enjoy sex way more. I definitely don't advocate seeking out sex over everything else. It would appear we had a misunderstanding good fellow. My apologies.
>>701721686>>701722009 missionary is ok as long as girl is flexible i fucked a dancer girl (not a stripper but actual dancer) before and she was so flexible even on missionary i was able to have so much fun having her legs behind her ears and shit
>>701722325 I hear ya. My girlfriend would probably want me to take your advice, since it would probably mean I'd giver her a good dicking more often, but fapping is more efficient and I can get back to shitposting and playing video games that much faster.
>>701721487 She was, into receiving. Also as far as I know I was the first guy to rim her.
Dunno, I'm not a male model but there's nothing gross going on with my butt as far as I know. I really though this was gonna happen at some point, though, I remember her kind of mentioning the act in "my friend and her boyfriend" story in a conversation outside of any sexy times, we were together for a short time then so I didn't want to go like "yes my anus is ready" so I just said I didn't try that but otherwise tried acting like I wasn't grossed out by the idea. There were some situations where her hand was playing with my taint or buttocks, but after some waiting and then some explicit attempts at asking, ultimately she always said no, like she chickened out or something.
>>701715236 I disagree, its the same temp as your dick, or should be so you dont notice any significant temp difference. It feels like some pressure on your dick and it feels more slippery on your dick then wet.
>>701723087 Maybe she was too afraid she'd pull out a shit-covered finger and would never be able to look at me the same way.
Also, never asked her for a rimjob and we never really talked about a girl licking a male butt... so even though I was licking her butt, I don't think she could think her fingering my ass would be a prelude to licking it at some point.
I would like to be rimmed by a girl before I drop dead too, don't think rimming is gross at all but somehow I find girl rimming a guy submissive, in an actual way more than only erotic role play. I would only get rimmed by a slut I have no respect for, but I don't really like to lose time on spending it with sluts to get them to fuck, and I didn't have to pay for hookers yet. Maybe one day I'll pay to have my butt fingered by one, hoping she won't be infested enough to have STDs even on her fingers.
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