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ITT: things only muricans do
>fapping in a sock
It's because they chopped off the extra skin we could have used to dryfap
>>701709369
having a good country
Go to the moon.
>>701709613
I'm cut but the skin was left loose enough that I can.
Thanks, doctor.
>>701709369
im british and i sock wanked every night throughout my teen years
sometimes id wank in a sock in the morning then wear it to school
Swallowing kinder surprises whole.
>>701709369
> Kick ass
get hated by 98% of the world while 98% of the world likes us Canadians
>>701709852
I know a guy from england who wanks into socks like you. Is your name Alex by any chance?
>>701709852
Oy m8 fellow britfag here
I also wank my will in a sock
>>701709678
Fake moon landings
>>701709369
invade Vietnam to bring down Communism then run home with their tails between their legs after getting beaten by uneducated jungle people
>>701710424
*willy
>>701710953
this
>>701709854
kek good one
>>701710953
>implying the liberal media didn't exaggerate America losses in order to stop the war before it had been fought
>>701709867
considering medals/population UK kicked your fat ass and chinese are total losers
this
americans do it all the time
laugh at eurofags as their countries hand away their freedoms and import savages
>>701709676
>actually thinking this
Own and open carry AR-15s and AK47s
Start in the mart
Drink watery light beers out of 12oz cans
Killing themselves because they're unable to operate an automatic gearbox correctly
>>701711648
That you think population is some kind of qualifier that makes you magically have us beat, is further proof as to why Americans give zero shit about your opinion.
>>701711908
Sand men in the Middle East carry AKs everywhere. Much less common in the US
>>701711835
>US is supposedly exempt from this
>60% white
>>701712111
Trips don't lie, Euroqueer.
Fake a terrorist attack on their own civilians to invade a foreign country to capitalize on its natural resources.
Being #1
>>701710953
We had too pull out due too discontent at home from stupid fucking hippy liberals but up until we pulled out we were winning
>>701711568
Before it was fought?
Dude it lasted 20 years
>>701709369
cry like babies
>>701709369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_UKcOQfNA
>>701711835
says the cunts over run by spics
Fake terror attacks to push a political agenda
Prescription drug ads on TV
warn customers that coffee is hot
Brainwash citizens into believing they are free.
>>701712410
Turkey JUST did this in a huge way.
Do you think propaganda strategies are new things? Read some books niqqa
>>701711648
>>701712111
I don't care if you care asshole, I'm just saying
Also I'm surprised that faggot India did nothing, that's ridiculous, they are more then a fucking billion
Create a popular website that gives freedom for people to bitch about the country that created the popular site that they are using to bitch on
>>701712404
At least we didn't invite ours in.
>>701710953
We had already won. Our politicans back home swayed the narrative and got the public to outcry. So we packed up shop and came home too early. Huge disservice to our men that died over there. We had promised the south we would replace their equipment "one for one" but we never filled that promise.
>>701712554
Fuck off liberal retard anarchy isn't freedom degenerate
>>701709369
maybe havin' this kinda 1st lady
at least we can fap a lot with this one
>>701709676
/thread
>>701709613
We're not masturbating WITH the sock. We're masturbating INTO the sock. Ffs
Win wars
make cuckold porn, sue fast food chains, take valium like tictacs and elect a nigger president
>>701712693
>implying the majority of spics don't arrive legally and just stay
>>701709369
Sorry son, couldn't hear you over the sound of 15 megatons of freedom.
>>701712737
fuckin forigner, tell her to go back to where she come from
>>701709369
implying.
>>701709964
>a fucking leaf
>>701710745
Tru Dat Nigger
>>701713118
>implying the majority of spics arrive legally
ftfy beaner faggot.
>>701712107
FALSE.. Im a manual GOD
>>701712703
Liberal? Hahaha. Also how isn't anarchy total freedom?
>>701709867
calculate the medals pr capita, you guys suck...
>>701709613
Uncut Masterrace!
>>701709369
>shart in mart
>>701713528
Because spics and niggers will take all your stuff
>>701712703
I can drink a beer in public NAKED
THAT'S freedom
Shart
In
Mart
Invent useful things that change the world
>>701712651
I don't care of you care whether I care, you little cunt. Your argument means nothing. Your facts are equally worthless to your opinion.
An internal proposed strategy from George Soros’s Open Society Justice Initiative calls for international regulation of private actors’ decisions on “what information is taken off the Internet and what may remain.” Those regulations, the document notes, should favor “those most supportive of open society.”
be owned by jews
>>701713893
>implying they don't already do that
>>701713433
472073. That's the total number of legal visas granted from 2006-2015. Took me five min to find and add up. And this is from the ENTIRE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD. Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.
>>701713893
>not killing all nonwhites first
>>701713433
>>701714365
Also that wasn't directed at you directly. You just happened to be there.
>>701709369
Sharting in mart
>>701713893
>be now
>get arrested by state for even insulting a black
lol people will do anything for money
>>701709676
Kek, also /thread
>>701714251
Britain > Amerikkka
>>701709369
Make this music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3aK9AS4dT0
>>701709369
>>701709369
Fuck off Dan.
>>701709369
Win wars and save other less powerful inferior countries
>>701712264
winning. lol
>>701712111
Typical EuroCuck
>If I change the numbers....
Something your culture never understood is a win-is-a-win.
Someone lost, someone won. Guess which one you are?
>>701713528
It is I was just using hyperbole but we live in a functioning society that lets people live about 40 years older than they would if we lived in a fucking anarchy and we give up some certain things like the ability too murder/rape each other
If you don't like it move too Syria
>>701714365
>Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.
Which then makes them illegal you stupid fuckwit.
wtf do you not get?
Also you fuck up how about putting up the whole table?
You know with what the number mean.
stupid dick
>>701715146
2,000,000 Vietnamese killed
3,000,000 injured
50,000 Americans killed
Yeah winning
>>701715278
How come every time I talk about freedom in the "land of the free" I am asked to leave?
>>701715463
Because it's a joke I don't seriously want you too leave
>>701714365
Took me 20 seconds to find this. Because I'm not an idiot.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/20/number-of-illegals-levels-off-fewer-crossing-mexic/
And the Washington times is not going to lie to make the numbers higher as they support democrats.
>>701709800
Same
>feelsgoodman
>>701712858
how the fuck is that any better?
it's still fucking disgusting.
do they not have tissues in your country? Toilet paper? Paper towels?
effective time management?
nothing??
>>701715671
>the washington times is not gonna lie
GET THE FUCK OFF MY /b/
>>701713201
just like pakistan, india, israel, china, russia, north korea,
even fucking South Africa had nukes and that was back in the fucking 80s.
get a life
pic related
>>701715368
Literally your whole statement is wrong. I just put the bottom of the table as it showed the grand totals. I never argued their legality. But from this data alone you could ascertain that there's no possible way for the majority of illegals to have just come in legally and stayed longer than they were supposed to.
>i sure hope this surgery i need to live doesnt bankrupt me
>>701715671
Thanks for supporting my claim.
>>701709369
> be me, 26, eastern european
> american corporation "tries market out" and opens branch in my city
> decides to employ 20, ends up with 200 since labor is cheap and people are not dumbasses
> me, taking over responsibilities from murrican, job is financial analysis
> guy does not want to explain shit to me
> meeting with management and murrican week later
> "I was doing my best, but anon does not seem to do well with financial analysis"
> show them my reports
> I made full analysis using brain and google
> boss happy
> murrican mumbling
> fuck you, I am going to take your job anyway
>>701709369
Shart in mart.
>>701716001
To be fair I myself have never masturbated into a sock. Some people have their jizz rags. I masturbate like a civilized human. Either sitting on the toilet, in the shower, or on my porch where I can shoot off into the yard.
>>701715009
you haven't won a war in 70 years Amerifat
Korea: draw
Vietnam: you got fucked
Gulf War 1: pulled out before you could spooge
Somalia: killed lots of people, lost 20 guys, ran away crying
Afghanistan: got fucked
Iraq: got fucked
most powerful army in human history but can't even beat 3rd world countries in wars
meanwhile you can't afford healthcare, and your students are trapped into lifetime debt.
so fucking proud of yourself.
you're like a giant retard who's happy that he's got the biggest turd in his pants.
smdh
shart in mart
>>701716484
>But from this data alone you could ascertain that there's no possible way for the majority of illegals to have just come in legally and stayed longer than they were supposed to.
I never said that I implied nor said that.
They come in from boarder jumping.
Hence my point to the eurofag that the mongrels that come into our country are not invited.
Unlike the refugees they invite in.
>>701716619
As I supported mine .
derp
>>701717307
Oh. Then we're on the same page. You must be who I replied to initially and you must've not seen the disclaimer I posted that said it wasn't directed at you specifically. I thought you might've been someone trying to refute the data. We need IDs on b
>>701717101
>not understanding the difference between military victory and political
>not knowing anything about modern history
Jesus fuck anon are you retarded?
>>701709369
You think it's so funny to sit there with a smug ass look on your face and post memes?
Grow up, you autistic, neckbearded, manchild, who lives with his mom.
You fucker, go kill yourself, I mean, actually kill yourself, you waste of space and oxygen.
You just waste all day being an asshole trolling people, for what, to get off on it?!!!
People like you make me sick, go kill yourself, you piece of shit.
>>701717101
I don't think you really understand how these types of wars work...
Carry defensive weapons and have the legal ability to use them should the need arise. You'll never see an American woman be charged with assault for pepper spraying a rapist.
>>701709369
Get upset when somebody burns their countries flag.
>>701717723
>We need IDs on b
correct but that faggot moot left and took the IDs with him.
>>701710323
Yeah m8 ask me next time you see me and I'll givs you a right good thrashing!
>>701717101
>Korea: draw
Stopped the commies southern advance.
>Vietnam: you got fucked
Got fucked.
>Gulf War 1: pulled out before you could spooge
Decided we'd rekt enough shit, laughed as the faggots entire army surrendered en masse, decided better to have a bastard in charge than deal with muslim asshats that would replace him
>Somalia: killed lots of people, lost 20 guys, ran away crying
If I remember the movie correctly, they shot down a helicopter, and the guy inside defeated their entire country with half a stale bagel and planted a flag in the mountain of corpses he left behind.
>Afghanistan: got fucked
Lost a handful of people to insurgents, wrecked the country.
>Iraq: got fucked
Lost a handful of assholes to some insurgents, wrecked the fucking country.
>> smdh
> using this acronym unironically
>>701717101
>what are niggers
>what is government policy
>>701712264
I guess that Includes Inoccent Civilians?
>>701709369
Use a incorrect date format.
Having two right-wing political parties and calling themselves a democracy.
>>701719012
They also have left wing parties
>>701709369
>>701719134
That do jack shit because of alienation and a shitty fucking election system, but yes.
>>701709867
don't forget most of the half was won by niggas & females, quit that & tell us later
>>701719012
Yep. Our country is literally a joke. So is Europe though. The US is a joke because of its hypocrisy and Europa is a joke because you fags cant get anything done without having dick in your ass, especially if its a dick thats not born there.
>>701719347
Left wing parties aren't discriminated against by the system.
They're just unpopular that's all
>>701709800
>>701715929
>thanks Dr Shekelstein for only half mutilating my penis
>>701709369
I've done that...Ohio
>>701720579
Yeah but unpopularity in a democratic system is discrimination.
>>701712693
in this pic are
>sandpeople
>beta males
>women
this is what hitler died trying to prevent
>>701712693
We do at least have a fucking evaluation system for these immigrants right? I get the whole "Some may not be shit" thing, but all of us are aware at this point that there ARE shitty immigrants in that group. They need serious psychiatric screening before theyre allowed in, and by a decent set of doctors. Not the ones that want to suck pig juice covered cock.
>>701716001
Youre supposed to throw it in a laundry basket to wash later after youre done you fucking atuist.
>>701721272
He tried to prevent women?
>>701711648
what is the law ofirm diminishing returns.
go take a look at how many of your athletes train and are sponsored in the U.S. and come back to talk faggot. everything an article on a foreign competitor was written, they magically train in the U.S. with our coaches.
>>701711697
What? Get fat?
>>701722155
no but they were kept at home, for breeding strong aryian children and had clearly NO say in politics
>>701714663
the U.S. has existed for around 180 years of the listed 550 in that example you retard. Take into account that they had to establish a functioning country after gaining independence before "significant" contributions could be made and it's even less.
>>701716611
This
>>701723074
And you get the conclusion that only America invents things
>>701723311
> comparing the U.S. and Britain
> hurrrr America isn't the only one inventing.
you completely missed the point.
>>701723502
There are two different points which have been rebutted
>inventing something is only Americans do
>Americans are particularly good at inventing
>>701713531
>"Metals per capita"
You are just butthurt that your country got anally raped by 'murica in the olympics
>>701718965
This
>>701712550
top kek
>>701709369
Claim to have best freedom of speech/expression laws in the world, then go apeshit because a footballer goes against the grain and chooses to exercise his FOS rights by refusing to sing national anthem.
>>701718965
>>701725097
Yes. Because it's August 29th. That's more efficient to say than "The 29th of August".
And for the record it's "use aN incorrect date format" you fucking retard.
War, incest, fast food, TV shows
no specific order
>>701709369
One thing only muricans do is thinking only they are "smart enough to be on /b/".
>>701725399
Better than potentially being shipped to a foreign country for calling their president a goatfucker.
>>701709369
SHART IN MART
Being fat
>>701725467
No Brandon it isn't
Carry guns.
>>701709369
what is that thing? i have been dying to know before it dies.
>>701726023
Yes. It really is. And my name isn't Brandon.
>>701709369
>fapping in sock
Can confirm.
>>701711697
Order food? Our bad I guess, super embarrassing.
>>701718965
>>701725467
Grammar nazis are easy to bait
poop on walmart
>>701725965
I dunno that dont look right
>>701711860
I can eat enough to feed an African family of ten for a week by spending 10 dollars. My life is good and I'm not going to apologize for it.
>>701713743
Yeh boi
>>701709369
Think that guns are the only thing protecting them from government tyranny.
>>701712694
I doubt they cared too much. S. Vietnam hated our guts so fucking much.
>>701711697
Can't find theyreratingit.com. not a real site?
>>701710953
The funny thing is Ho Chi Minh asked the USA to help him but we decided to help out our faggy friends France whose proxy gov no one wanted.
French are gay and the we got our asses kicked by a bunch of Viet farmers with chanklas and outdated ww2 weaponry
>>701709852
disgusting bongs
>>701715463
You've never talked about freedom. Don't lie to me.
This picture is so incredibly false...
I mean just alone off the top of my head highest infant mortality rate is skewed because we're one of the few countries that consider still birth infant mortality and add it to statistics where other countries do not consider it part of the stat.
And our income inequality still creates a better quality of life that can sustain a large population. You can't say that the over abundance of cheap food doesn't add to the problem of obesity. Instead of people starving to death they're eating themselves to death.
Conversely only in America can you also live to the most 100% maximum healthy life which is why so many athletes come to America to train.
>>701726936
Well the fact that we have an armed populace is the only reason we still have true freedom of speech/religion/press/assembly/states rights/property rights/all other constitutionally protected rights.
>>701727951
>implying
>>701726734
This spend 10 dollars on alot of food that can feed third world country familys for weeks eat half of it and feed the rest to my dogs
>>701727951
So,you're saying countries without guns don't have freedom of speech?
>>701725399
Pushing false narrative, denouncing the national anthem and flag while showing solidarity to a cultural Marxist group like BLM is sick. He's never had an ounce of oppression. adopted by white parents when his dad split on his 18 year old mom.
The family was wealthy enough to pay for his basketball football and baseball coaching when he wouldn't have gotten shit from his black biological parents.
Yet he spouts off about white supremacy and the oppression of blacks, saying he won't participate until things change. Well please we all love to see the plan
>>701715671
> The Washington Times
Too bad the data is from a goverment site. Next thing we know they were lying to us about KJ1. turns out he is all good loving Jesus incarnate
>>701727892
This to this
>>701717101
the prison bitch thing.
>>701712404
Spics are fine. Beats niggers, pajeets, and Arabs by a mile.
>>701716377
typical murican
shart in mart
You ever notice how fucking much niggers need to die
>>701712693
that's even worse, you didn't wanted them and still got over run
>>701721013
Same here and same state. It's very convenient
>>701727770
Didn't want to help Ho Chi Minh because he was receiving aid from Communist forces; we had containment policy = commies bad, must fight even if other side is douche. Instead of being a diplomatic hero, America becomes anti-hero semi-villain and gives locals more reason to join Vietcong. Wash, rinse, repeat for Middle-East.
WHY AMERICANS CAN'T CONTROL THEIR SPHINCTER?
Being bad ass and not having to answer to our govt for it.
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>>701709369
Shit like this.
>>701711697
You think he's going to add the bacon and cheese?
>>701709369
We are WORLD WAR CHAMPIONS!
>>701710953
ur fucking eastern european socialist bullshit is the reason that americans half assed the vietnam war
>>701712264
source: US gov
>>701730348
>>701714815
>>701726383
fat ass detected
>>701709369
Not get cucked by sandy goat fuckers like Europe is
>>701730946
why are american women so disgusting?
>>701709964
Reminder that the only things Canada has ever done right is Rush and Trailer Park Boys, end of discussion.
>>701729417
I'd take your point; but countries who'd do this, like Germany, have a long history of fascism....
>>701712480
It gets so old. I just want to watch COPS.
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the mart shitting is a cultural thing?
>>701731128
>implying that you're any better than the landwhale
>>701709369
All that excess water that fills up your toilets. Geez man, u only need a little....
How the hell do u guys avoid splash back?
>>701709800
Glad I'm not the only one, also checked
>>701727770
Hoboy, so much cringe in here. Do you even know story of mankind ? Do you know how stupid as fuck you would look like if you were someone patriotic ? Can't you see what is wrong with your way of seeing things you little edgy shit ?
>>701730946
Jesus
>>701721906
>tfw I've had a cum sock for years and never cleaned it once.
>>701710953
Communism, Democraty, Capitalism are just labels.Who would be so narrow minded if not retarded ? You can turn your ideas up and down, but you don't understand the 1/1x10^48 of what's have been and still is going on.
>>701713066
We ain't tryin to fuck with low power benzos, it's Xanax bars or nothing.
>>701732854
Does yours get bugs in it too?
>>701730946
It's not even about this whale in particular but, I do have a serious question : How did you get along with fat people ? I mean it's disgusting, people just look like they are suffering and want us to put them out of their misery. Even if they are not conscious of it..
>>701716377
That's illegal. You are not allowed to wear the flag in the US.
>>701733458
Never had a bug problem. Just hard to cum in it now cause it's too hard. Its time for a new one
>>701710953
>being this ignorant
>>701709369
>Claps when planelanding
>Clap after movie at the theater
>"USA, USA, USA"
>The more stupid you are, the more famous you become
>>701734698
>GOOD JAAAAAB
>>701734698
No American in global history has ever clapped for a plane landing or a movie ending. I have lived in America my entire life, I have probably been on 2000 flights and I see movies all of the time, I have never seen one American do this one time. Where the fuck do you eurabians get this from?
>>701725467
We just say 29 august.
How hard is that?
>>701709800
Me too.
>>701735194
>>701735138
Usually lower class flights like southwest have shit like that happen. But yeah I agree, never heard a clap from a movie theatre.
win world wars
>>701735175
"Hey what day is it?"
"It's twenty nine August"
Really?
>>701727951
If you rebel with your hick friends you won't be in a shootout.
You'll be bombed by a drone you can't pierce with your moist nugget.
>>701735138
Oh boy, are you travelling in a paper plane ? And go to the theater in front of your computer ?
I am not an arab, I am for sure more white than you, but color in anyway don't stop you to be retarded.
>>701712023
lol I see someone has never been to the states. A single town in Oregon will have more beer selection than all of Europe in it's totality.
Enjoy that soap bubble beer you nonce little britbong
>>701735402
Not in english nigger.
Native language that's actually efficient.
>>701735349
I've flown southwest, more times than I liked, has never happened. Where are you people seeing this? I've put probably 30 flights on every major carrier, minimum, and this has never once happened.
call the police over a dog PEEING on their lawn
get yelled at by the police for wasting their time
call you to tell you they are buying a gun tomorrow
>the city of florida
>>701711648
BAHAHAHAHA
IF WE JUST CHANGE THE NUMBERS AROUND THAN YOU WILL CLEARLY SEE THAT WHERE WE "LOST" AND AMERICA "WON" ITS ACTUALLY BACKWARDS!!
fucking europoors are such sad little people
>>701735667
Well we're not taking about your faggot ass native language,are we?
>>701712264
We invaded a country and killed 2 million people
>Winners
>>701709854
double kek
I'm a Jew. It wouldn't matter where I was born
>>701735658
Is English your first language? Next time you want to call somebody retarded, maybe don't write the worst sentence ever composed.
>>701735769
I travel to and from Florida and Texas a lot, I'm from Chicago. And it always seems to be when we are inbound FROM Florida when it happens. Must have something to do with it.
>>701735806
This place is fucking loonyville. Something about it being 90 degrees year round fucks with people of European descent.
ITT teenagers arguing about who is the most edgy if not autist.
>>701716001
My sock is right here on my foot.
Does the rest of the world not wear socks or something?
Merica Fuck Ya! We win at the sport that over pays retarded steroid abusing apes!
>>701712264
Define winning. We were helping s dictator
>>701735454
We won't have to rebel. The fact that were armed in the first place is enough to keep the bad shit from happening. Anything else the military will handle. They're on our side in this whole mess.
>>701709800
Same anon, bless that doctor.
>>701735667
Guy you replied to, what that other guy said faggot
>>701736097
Oh, it's probably a Florida thing then. The rest of the world knows Florida is the armpit of the US right?
>>701712264
Ah the ol' "We killed a load of 'em so we basically won" You went to war to stop communism. You did not stop communism. You lost, it's really that simple
>>701725467
Non it's a incorrect date form. You are an idiot.
>>701735660
This. Georgia too. We have more craft beer breweries than military bases.
>>701736290
i'm on the ocean in florida, no one poor in the immediate area and it's still a fucking scary place
even the '''''white'''' people are niggers
>>701736290
Hopefully. Nothing but retirees and Cuban refugees. Oh and Disney.
>>701735138
We clap at premiers. But that's for the director
>>701735138
i've only been into one flight towards the US of A and i've seen it so fuck you
>>701712023
This
>>701736665
And maybe they clapped sarcastically.
>>701736376
"It's a incorrect..."
We're done here
>>701712480
Also lawsuit ads for prescription drugs
>>701726734
But you cant go to the doctor without paying more money than you've ever actually made in your life?
>>701735138
I've witnessed clapping at movie theaters in Connecticut and where I grew up was 95%+ white
>>701736820
cause fuck you that's why anon?
>>701736665
>ONE flight
Yeah that must be exactly how every other flight in the entire country goes, right.
>>701736665
Film footage or it didn't happen. I have never once seen it. You'd think that if this was such a common thing I would have. I probably fly somewhere 10 or 15 times a month.
>>701709676
/thread
>>701736041
It's not.
>>701736922
t. Yuropoor
Although yes the system is a fucking mess rn
No thanks to government
>>701736665
Well maybe when you're flying in from shitholeistan do you clap when you don't get shoebombed into the Atlantic but on domestic US flights that shit don't happen. Not him btw
>>701709800
This.
>>701736376
>a idiot
>>701709369
>sucking
>invasion for no reason
>>701736922
Not true. I go regularly and very rarely do I pay a single dollar out of pocket.
>>701736976
maybe it being trans-atlantic played a role(the flight that is) but i am staying true to my conviction that "good jaaabbb happens in every flight
>>701716377
Americans where the only savages depraved enough to actually USE them
>inb4 first nukes drop couldn't have known the full consequence
>inb4 muh million man land invasion that it prevented
>inb4 japan had a chance to surrender
I don't actually have any counter arguments to those by the way, they're perfectly valid arguments but I just know they're coming
>>701713201
This nuke was french @ mururoa
>>701736956
Is it Northerner thing then? I've seen movies and lived in a couple different regions, never seen it before. I will admit to having spent very little time in that area though.
>>701737052
Fair enough, I will grant that you almost certainly write and speak better English than I do in whatever language is your first.
>>701717101
>happy he's got the biggest turd in his pants
LMAO my sides
>>701723074
the vast majority of technological development has happened in the last 180 years globaly though, don't kid yourself you just happened to be a first world country during the right time
Vid related, Joker is USA, Batman is the rest of you shitlord countries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy3P7jusPJY
I love how the Americans in this thread don't get the joke.
>>701726233
shut it brandon
>>701709369
They think they own the world, but deep inside they are ashamed of 80% of their uneducated fat monsters, furries, goth, gangstas/black people. They're just spreading their shitty culture trhough Internet, it become hard to click anywhere whithout cringe out of rage while seeing the autism elevated as a vertue.
>>701737396
It's kinda harsh to call savagery when first, nobody knew what the weapon really was (outside of the scientists), second, it was done to prevent a far more brutal invasion, and third, there was no other realistic alternative. What I'm saying is pretty much every other nation would have almost certainly done the same.
>>701738147
The joke is literally
>lol murifats
Not a great joke to begin with and it literally isn't funny anymore.
>>701738321
congrats on ticking 2/3 off the list there buddy
>>701738320
Not at all. Most of our population is in the Boston-DC corridor, which is actually very wealthy, progressive, educated, and well traveled.
You turds just pretend all of our country is in Bumfuck, Arkansas to make yourself feel better because we are the modern reigning empire, while you cling to the achievements of your rotting ancestors to try and capture some semblance of relevance in the modern world.
>>701738364
You're right, it isn't. But Americans with their GRAAAAAAAAADUST CUNTRY IN THE WURLLLD shit is still fucking hilarious to watch
>>701739003
You're just pic related
>>701712264
>napalm jungles while spraying bullets from helicopters
>estimate number of casualties (mostly civilians)
>"guys, even though we lost, we did kill a heap of them so we basically won right?"
>>701725604
>implying it takes any level of intelligence to be among this retarded shitstain of the internet
>>701712404
"spics">muslims
>>701709369
have 200 guns at home and 20,000 rounds of ammo...fucken A
>>701717834
are you really getting angry over this ?
>>701739648
He bit
>>701738973
East coast masterrace
>>701738973
"Modern reigning empire", my ancestors were yours you stupid twat. The USA is like an amusement park, with guns,malls and really shitty tv shows.
I can't deny there is smart american people I do respect, but I am sure you are not one of them.
have a leaky butthole and shit pants constantly
>>701739775
It doesn't matter. Everything he said is true
>>701733468
We just get used to it. We do our best to tolerate them because we have to be "PC"
>>701739897
If it can make you sleep at night, suuure
>>701739767
God. Damn. Right.
You know, it's 2:55 here. I'm enjoying the cool night air, and this thread is just what I needed.
All those amerifats trying to make excuses their nigger infested cities just puts a smile on my face.
It just makes me think "it could be worse" like two cucks racing to see who will get to ruin their country, no free healthcare, and obesity.
I just want to say, thank you america for existing, if it wasn't for you getting btfo'd on the shittiest board of 4chan then I might have an heroed.
Never change.
>>701739174
Only thing I'm jelly of is the fact that if I want to buy something vaguely interesting it comes from the US and I get bum fucked with postage. Also I wouldn't mind owning a gun to go shooting at a range
shart in the mart.
>>701735660
Even germany and belgium? Stop being retarded.
>>701740008
Oh then you wouldn't mind if our country pulled its military bases out of your country and left you to the wolves. That's cool. I'm sure Achmed has a place in his harem for you once it becomes clear that the UN isn't gonna do jack shit to keep your enemies away from your precious virgin(not really kek) butthole.
>>701710953
Look at your clothing, some of it says Made in Vietnam. We win.
>>701740296
He's right tho. We got better beer than you. And we even export our shittiest beers to your country. Lol.
>>701740153
Respect. Get one fam. You're gonna need it soon. Also >>701740296
This beer is better than anything you could ever even comprehend.
>>701717101
Some corrections to your revisionist bullshit.
Korea: So the communists control all of Korea now right? Wait they don't? Then it sounds like the objective was met.
Vietnam: That war never would've happened of the French didn't suck so much. That one is on France too.
Gulf War 1:Wasn't a war. Also, and correct me if I'm wrong, Kuwait still exists. We won dumbass.
Somalia: That wasn't a war. And if we got our asses kicked, then why are the Somalians still afraid of the Marines? You're aware they think Marines kill their parents to get in right? That we silenced a local uprising with a flyover? Yeah, fuckoff.
Afghanistan: Remind me how bin Laden is doing.
Gulf War 2- So Sadam is still in power right? Wait he's not, and the American invasion crushed his regime and led to his eventual execution? And then there were open elections? So why is Isis in control now? Probably has something to do with the cowardice of the local army.
