celeb fap thread II: attack of the fap
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celeb fap thread II: attack of the fap
>>701702686
Gross
Oh shit, I've finally figured out why midgets walk like they're in a hurry, and it's surprisingly simple: they are in a hurry! To cover the same ground with their tiny feet they have to move them very quickly so if they want to move with normal human walking speed they have to almost run. This midget could have leisurely walked to the stage at his normal (slow) pace, but to the audience which is used to normal speed this would look like the fucking gnome was taking his sweet time.
To think that poor stubs have to scamper like this all because of our subconscious notion of normal walking speed, oh horror.
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>>701702941
her pussy must taste doylicious
>>701702948
You keep talking like that and im gonna fucking cum
>>701702686
>>701703051
I want to fold that like a waffle and stick my cock in her everything.
>>701702937
Hey.
>>701703051
Big ass, big boobs; she's a perfect woman
>>701703852
I like her body >>701703584
Ok who has the Hailey Atwell ones?
>>701703186
When I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the fucking sun decided to go apeshit and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That fucking bastard.
>>701704077
Just a random broad with big tits.
>>701704037
It's quite wonderful
>>701703852
>>701704037
10/10 agreed, and her face
>>701704179
To you maybe, but I've had the hots for her ever since I saw her in The Prisoner remake back in 2009. I NEED to see those tits.
>>701704402
topkek
>>701704299
Mahnigga.jpg
>>701704077
oh yass
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>>701704302
Definitely. She's got great everything
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>>701702686
whats her name? she and emma watson until now most attractive. also attractive is ...
>>701704911
Why do you love young g so much?
>>701704870
Every d-day I wake up, l-l-look over and c-count m-my blessings... I-I can c-certainly s-see why the v-v-virgins of b/ w-would d-do anything t-to st-stomp and sh-shit on m-my face... I-I-I'm s-sorry b-but the w-wonderful g-game o-of life j-just h-happened t-to deal m-me a Royal Flush...
Ok faggots here it is , what you've all been waiting for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ [Open]
>>701705319
Thread needs more Natalie Alyn Lind
>>701705094
We just do.
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>>701703999
trips confirm jessica as plastic goddess
fuck off G-fag
the bitch is part egglant, look at her fucked up nose
>>701705732
>>701705254
>>701705254
Everybody p-probably thinks i-it's all easy st-street h-having a beautiful w-woman like Jessica Alba as y-your m-mate b-but it's n-n-not a-as easy a-as that...
>>701705255
Still hot.
>>701705732
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>>701706047
Explain your hardships, studderbuddy.
>>701706042
hnnggg
>>701706080
She has nice tits, that is all.
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>>701706530
I would wank for days if we see nudes of her
while you guys are fapping a legend has passed
RIP IN PIECES GENE WILDER
HE WILL BE MISSED
>>701705141
Merida?
>>701706795
mmmm so fucking thick, she's such a fatass whore
>>701706149
W-Well g-good s-sir, I-I c-can assure you every m-man b-becomes your adversary a-as they w-watch and hear as th-this w-wonderful w-woman places m-much ado and st-stock o-of heart i-in everything y-you d-do and s-say... H-Her endless d-doting u-upon you s-sends every m-man w-within ear/eyeshot into i-inner hateful m-musings a-as they m-measure up th-their l-life's w-worth w-with what everyday f-fills your arms...
>>701706858
Damn.....just.....damn. Fuck this year. http://www.ew.com/article/2016/08/29/gene-wilder-dead-blazing-saddles-star-dies-83
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>>701707076
ikr, that fucking ass
>>701702686
OP still here?
>>701707285
hnnnnnng fuck that ass needs to be pounded all day everyday
>>701706620 buckets all year round
>>701707563
I'd love to get a bunch of guys and run a train on her ass, until cum is leaking out of her.
>>701707517
Mmmm wanking hard for her fat tits
>>701707774
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHjIUJjjcMI
>>701707630
Bustin ALL KINDZ A NUTZ!!!!!
>>701707897
All over those juicey tits
>>701707845
Please stop...
>>701707167
Sounds rough dude. Good luck.
>>701706553
She's so hot...
>>701707726
mmm fuck yeh, those tits are great aswell we can smother them with cum
>>701708593
No. Just... No
>>701707167
That sounds pretty tough, so how do you deal with it?
>>701708593
I like where this is going.
>>701708278
Now if only a kind sir would be good enough to fucking LEAK her...that would be fantastic. THAAAANKS!!!
>>701708593
Nicki could get several loads out of me. One for her pussy, her ass, her tits, and all over her face.
>>701708710
Can I join Nicki ass and tits bukkake?
roll
>>701708848
The more anons stroking for her, the better.
>>701709085
Cool! I'll take her ass then. Can I eat it first?
>>701709085
this one is my favorite
>>701707167
>>701708436
I-I m-must s-say every m-man who h-h-happens t-to b-be around h-her finds h-himself in the clumsiest p-position i-in the w-world... She h-has b-been accidentally b-bumped into and g-grabbed b-by I-I believe every m-man who h-happenstances b-by us a-as w-we a-are g-going about our daily b-business throughout every day... O-Of c-course I-I'm n-not a-a f-fool as that a-and know n-not a-all are accidental b-but I-I believe m-many b-bumps, grabs and g-gropes are intentional... I-I m-mean i-if I-I saw h-her walking a-around and I-I h-had n-no r-recourse b-because she's i-in the c-circle o-of a-another th-then I-I t-too w-would b-by accident o-on p-purpose grab p-poke p-prod and r-rub m-my w-way a-around h-her b-body, b-booty and breast f-for a-a f-few s-seconds o-of j-joy a-as well... I-I r-really h-have t-to k-keep o-on guard when I-I'm out with her...
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>>701709218
Get a life you fucking nerds. Have you ever even touched a girl?
>>701704244
this post is anti-Semitic, if you don't find anna kendrick not only attractive, but most of all - talented, you are a racist and want ISIS to rape your mother and behead you.
>>701708710
she's such a perfect whore, those tits, that ass, and those big lips, perfect fucktoy
>>701709306
What I wouldn't give to have Nicki ride me like that
>>701709803
tell me about it. ive been looking for more webms of her like that
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>>701709803
I want her to ride my face like that
>>701709592
She's made for sex with huge cocks
>>701707630
I'd service her for hours
>>701710309
mmm i wanna rape this plastic slut so bad
>>701710459
Me too. I want to take her and use her until I can't cum anymore
>>701710459
>>701710365
Mmmh Emma feet <3
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>>701710736
such a fucking cum bucket
>>701709316
I-I'm sure b/ c-can imagine h-how many m-men are accidentally f-falling over her and sp-spending a-a few s-seconds struggling over her with their gr-greasy sweating pr-probing hands as they attempt w-with great d-difficultly t-t-to regain their balance wh-when we w-w-walk around in a h-h-hot summer day and she is dressed like this... sigh... I-I surely cannot recourse violence every t-t-time because there are just too m-m-many of them and th-their encounters... I-I especially c-consider th-the t-tall h-huge o-ones w-would want m-me t-to d-dispute s-so they c-can t-take out their envied frustrations o-on m-me physically...
>>701711165
damn too bad that isnt higher rez
>>701711165
>>701711292
A-As y-you c-can s-see she's j-just a-an i-innocent child who p-p-probably doesn't realize how crazy she drives m-m-men who see her clumped up in s-such an outfit... I tr-try my best t-t-to get her to cover up a lot but I-I don't w-want to suffocate h-h-her with m-my fears and presumptions so th-that it interferes w-w-with her personal cl-clothing choices...
>>701702686
bumping cause i laughed at title.
im out. good luck.
>>701711862
oh ure the jessica alba anon
hows everythin going?
>>701711165
Are you sure this is Alba? Looks suspect and no reverse results.
>>701711862
She's always b-b-being t-t-told by men at the b-b-beach and b-basically everywhere to take off her t-shirt or coat or sweater because they do not want her t-to g-get too hot... Although I-I s-sometimes d-doubt their intentions I-I always thank th-them for their considerations... And she i-is a-always h-happy and eager t-to please...
>>701712197
I-I'm excellent g-good s-sir as l-long a-as I h-have m-my precious j-jewel Jessica w-with m-me...
wew
>>701712852
>I-I'm excellent g-good s-sir as l-long a-as I h-have m-my precious j-jewel Jessica w-with m-me...
good to hear, I like reading your posts when I occasionally find you in a celeb thread.
keep up the good work!
also, you dont have good webms? ur gifs are ok, but Jessica deserves more!!
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>>701705117
Hnnnng keep going dude
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>>701714026
Couldnt watch cpt murica properly in the movies. Shes too hot bro
>>701705047
Jodelle Ferland
>>701702686
That's a great fucking show
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>>701714627
Must suck to never get good head, and never be able to go balls deep.
=/
>>701705732
terrible shoulder imbalance, jesus christ
>>701714026
Keep going bro!
>>701707726
We need more of this, such a hot slut
>>701713626
what is this from?
>>701715683
the neon (semen) demon
>>701702971
She was hotter when her sister was 11.
I wanna smell those socks so bad..
>>701713626
Is there a version of the film where they don't have niggers in it?
>>701714627
>>701716351
What the fuck is wrong with you footfags?
For fucks sake.
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>>701716578
shoop this with >>701705732
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>>701716565
Nothing fag.
>>701713365
Here y-you g-go g-good s-sir; m-me and m-my m-mistress are always willing t-to please... hint hint...
>>701714720
i know what you mean
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>>701703024
throw it in the fucking trash
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>>701717459
This is gorilla porn now.
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>>701717777
checked
>>701715123
sauce?
>>701717054
Go put your penis in somebody's vagina already.
