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>>701699432
>fuck
>hunh?
>no come on
>yay
figure this out
Didn't had time for someone to get this one right last thread:
>niggers
>island
>refuse the ways of civilized men
>mfw niggers win
fags kidnap daughter, you eat chicken
>>701699530
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare
>>701699432
>this game isnt scary
>pewdiefag played it on youtube
>its not scary
>its not
>not
>>701699641
nope
but kek
>space communism
>>701699695
Is it GTA IV?
>>701699589
battletoads:sim city
>>701699432
>nazis
>psychic drug
>everyone is nice
>you are not
>japan
>shoot robots
>black sidekick
leme post again
>separated from everyone else
>adopted
>orphaned by famine
>feels feels feels
>run n jump around
>gain ball of light
>make world better place
>HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HUGE BIRDDD
>is everything good or bad?
>huge bird not bad, just misunderstood
>big bird make things right
>too much fucking BLOOM THE SCREEN IS WHITE
>giant bird dissapear
>all' well
>muh triangles
>>701699432
>Earth with only 40 people
>Tentacle hentai
>penguins
>Collect 7- I mean 6 chaos emeralds
>unneeded exposition
>only get 5 chaos emeralds
>Flesh colonies
>in a bar
>Eisenhower sucks your sick
>End credits roll
>>701699809
Dude, seeing the Battle Toads just rampage through a city I was managing would blow my mind.
>>701699432
>get mail
>take a trip
>meet assholes
>find out you're an asshole too
>go home
>>701699760
chinas space program?
also
>break stuff
>fall
>green
>fairy
>>701699895
Ori and the Blind Forest
>>701699833
We Happy Few?
>>701699809
nope we dont have battletoads
>>701699432
idiots try to content demon in his forehead
>>701699918
Starbound?
>>701699634
Final Fight or one of those arcade beat 'em ups.
>>701699855
Nier?
>>701700000
>>701699975
make a game industry of it
if i wasnt a dumb nigger i would
>>701700010
Nope, kek'd though
>>701700013
So much feels, completed once, cried for only 35 hours straight, never played again
>sleeping disturbs the elderly
>help the bad guy
>kill bad guy to save the world
>>701700048
got it, damn
>>701699589
Dead island. Easy
>Meet teacher and douche friends at hospital
>Cultist guy destroys the world
>demons
>choose
>>701700156
Its not Dead Island though
>>701700059
Diablo 2
>be handsome
>have hot gf
>be with squad
>go rampant in town
>gf leaves
>turn emo
>kill dad
>step daughter goes missing
>can't find her
>big scary dudes looking for her
>winters coming or something
>find her
>kill big scary dudes with your work buddies and a few of your exes.
>>701699855
Binary Domain
>>701700264
>be with squad
underage b&
>>701699432
First one didn't actually happen
Last line of defense
Can't hit the side of a barn from the inside
>>701699695
Outfnaf
>schoolgirl
>kill other school girls / guys
>take creep shot photos
>EVERY GIRL IS TITAN
>kidnap other girls
>>701700093
Nope
>>701700278
WINRAR
>ships crashed
>fix ship
>fly about
>get refund
>kill everything
>take your seat
>>701699918
Starbound
>>701700084
ye
Here's a harder one
>you play as a nigger
>>701700256
works for diablo 1 too
>>701700356
Ez
Yandere simulator
>overrated grand teft ato
>nice looking cars though
>see nigger
>stop car, shoot nigger
>shoot people so no alert police
>loses luster in 10 minutes of gameplay
>>701700000
Damn son. Checked that shit
>>701699695
>goat simulator
>>701700369
NMS
>be unloved brother
>gamble
>win house
>clean house with vacuum
>>701700394
GTA san andreas
>>701700369
Are you even trying?
>>701700356
yandere simulator
>>701700394
subnautica?
>>701700369
Dr. Sean Murray or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Lies
>set out on trip
>build house
>goblins kill everyone
>losing is fun
>>701700446
yeah I guess i gotta git gud at being a poor describer
>>701700486
Luigi's Mansion
>>701699833
We Happy Few?
Also
>Everyone hates America
>Wild goose chases
>Everyone betrays you
>Vigilante justice
>MFW the fucking Russians
>MFW the fucking Americans
>>701699432
>I want oil
>Build huge robots
>Fight population to death
>They resist
>Ohno.jpeg
>Moar robots
>Population is kill
>>701700486
No mans lie more like Amirite?
>>701700498
Not really no.
>>701700356
yandere sim
>>701700340
nope
>suddenly, robots
>shitnigger.jpg
>awful dancing
>space racist or space emo
>tfw more robots
>>701700000
Include me in the screen cap
>Go to sandniggerlands to save sandniggers
>Pumpumpum pium
>Fire purifies.
>You are crazy
>>701699432
>friendzoned short fat asshole on drugs trying to save a bitch
>wake up in the morning, dicks out
>good thing i have this rock that can fell trees and mine metal
>shit helicopter inc
>onboard space ship
>run slow
>STOMP STOMP STOMP
>hide
>run away, die anyway
>>701699432
>i stand on statue
>statue come life
>statue say thank
>my friend eat bugs
>fight hordes of undead
>maintain the most perfect, meticulous gem collection
>falling
>fucking mosaic platforms
>kayne west everywhere
>DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE
>spawned tumblr girls
>where the fuck are my friends
>>701700681
no ones capping that cancer faggot
>>701699432
a nigger runs around comming crimes
>>701700356
Is that the simulator game where you play as a schoolgirl who has to kill others because your stalking this guy and they wanna fuck him. Cant remember the name though
Cool guy with dead family
Blonde lady
Daddy issues
"I was supposed to be the one to fill your dark soul with liiiiiiiiight!"
>>701700741
Alien isolation
>be an asshole
>allahu akbar
>now ur a superhero asshole
>>701699695
Slender fag
>>701700000
dem quints
>>701699432
>there's a cat
>cat gets sword
>Cat kills stuff
>Cat is sad
>Cat has headache
>>701700726
Rust
>>701700704
Spec Ops: The Line
>>701700726
rust
>>701699432
>literally no plot
>refund
>>701700677
mass effect
robot and shitty dancing gave it away
>>701700717
super mario
>>701700829
Yandere Simulator
Funny fuckin game.
>gay sex with hats on
Get off elevator, walk around, get on elevator
>>701700870
Mass Effect 3
Kek
>>701700829
see >>701700619 and >>701700515 and >>701700446
>>701700862
Yeah
Shoot at things arms and legs.
Your weapons will never be good enough.
>>701700917
TF2?
>life's good
>oh shit
>oh shitx2
>oh shitx3
>become space jesus - or not
>life's good
>>701700917
Tf2
>>701700807
how was it cancer? its a bad description of a video game. thats what this thread is for
>>701700681
but yea, no ones screen capping a quints get. they happen all the time
>>701700010
Listen! Zelda
>>701700917
Team Fortress 2
>>701700979
Mass Effect
>click
>click
>watch youtube
>click
>repeat infinitely
>>701700977
yeah
>>701700870
No mans gonna play this shit for more than a week?
>>701700844
yes
i have an aphobia of tall things so it tickles me spooky bone
war between blacks and whites
I guess this is an easy one:
>4 million dollars
>>701699760
Lifeless planet
>>701701065
4chan?
>>701700879
yup
>>701700861
>>701700864
prolly the rock part made it too ez mode
>>701700796
anybody?
EZ one
>To relight a fire or walk away, your choice.
>>701700968
Dead Space?
>>701701098
Microsoft Chess
>>701701130
Still nope
>>701701098
america
>>701700266
Witcher 3
>>701701162
skyrim
>be white
>be with 3 best friends
>fight off hordes of brown and grey invadors
>>701700790
nobody?
>You are dead
>You are not dead anymore
>Skull is floating next to you
>Meet cuties, both have tails
>Meet hot guy
>Ask about the baby oil
>Slap bad guys with your own petrified arm
>or become diplomatic badass
>End up killing yourself one way or another
>>701701196
Correct
>>701700830
Kingdom Hearts 2!
>>701701216
uh uh.
>>701701130
No mans Sky
>>701701162
dank souls
>>701701153
I accept this an an alternate answer.
I was going for Runescape.
>>701701171
>>701701187
wasn't what i was thinking, but both are correct i suppose
>>701700830
Devil Mary Cry 1.
>>701701167
+1 internets
>Where's the fucking box?
Guns are currency
>>701701003
good
>wake up
>hi
>of no
>shoot shoot
>run
>fire
>green
>pistol can aim?
>>701699589
Zeno Clash 2
>>701699695
Is it that freddy game?
>>701701236
L4D
>>701701305
Denk Cells. Also you win a free Sun Praising gesture.
>shoot
>craft
>loot
>never have enough copper
>>701701394
Aaand, still nope
I'll hint again and say its a spinoff
>your ship wrecks
>you end up locked away
>you find a part of treasure map
>you escape and start to kick ass and go looking for treasure
>>701701424
>>701701236
no
>be in space
>young italian
>friend with fat american
>gun blazing the whole time
>you do your time in prison
>gun blazing even more
>you never see your fat buddy again
>drive a car really fast
>>701701264
Planescape: Torment
>>701701364
Halo?
>>701701162
haha lol
is NBA2K1D right?
>>701701506
Mafia 2?
>be in europe
>drive a lorry
>>701700796
Gingdom Gearts
>>701699432
Save them.
Save them all.
Buy the DLC.
Save them for reals this time.
>>701701464
Being Romanian?
Friends Locked in cages
Break them with magic fists
Floating glory holes
Fat blue retard friend
Giant plums
'Overly loud hiccup'
>>701701506
Mafia 2?
>>701701570
yup
>>701701546
Oh no no no its Maden '06. Duh.
>>701701507
any fucking car game
>>701701336
Kek yep.
That line. Holy shit it still makes me laugh.
>>701699432
>someone dies
>oh but pls no
>kek
>someone is still dead but now it's ok for whatever reason
>>701701579
euro truck sim
>>701700179
shin megami tensei nocturne
>>701701579
Battle toads?
>>701701586
The Talos Principle
>>701701596
Rayman 3
>monsters everywhere
>do not go out at night
>parkour champion
>>701701538
good job my man
>>701701612
Sorry it was gta v
>>701701656
America
>only survivor
>meet girl
>kill people for new outfits
>masturbate crystals
>evil fairy
>man driving a taxi in big city
>get involved in crime
>is gangster now
>have two friends
>gun blazing
>car racing
>one friend dies
>other tries to kill you
>you snitch to the cops
>you die 20 years later
>>701701770
technically counts as a car game
>heart of world is stolen
>fairy bitch will help you
>fairy bitch is stolen
>punch everything
>never find all the cages
>You're a faggot, who wroks for another faggot
>That Faggot is jew
>You hate jews, so you kill him
Fucking nobody will guess this one correctly, I guarantee it.
>blocky star wars guy
>alien sex toys that do shit
>revolver with unlimited ammo
>fucking poisoned again
>fight space duck at the end
>>701701831
Mafia
>>701701580
ayyy
>>701701720
Dyinglight
>rabbit things
>Slave labor
>Kill me please
>LOL NOT B4 I KIL U!1!1! XD
>>701701592
the bantz
>>701701839
Kirby 64
>>701701720
dying light
>wake up
>voice in your head telling you what to do
>world falls into nothing
>everyone stoned
>kidnap not stoned people
>build shelter for not stoned guys
>>701701863
yup
>get eye sliced
>get arm chopped off
>shank peoples and crush batteries
>be part of conspiracy
>NANOMACHINES, SON.
>need I say more?
>two sides do battle
>orbs made of flesh
>thousands spectate
>win or lose both sides earn untold riches.
foreign adventurer arrives in a land and gets roped up in a plot revolving around a technologically advanced neighboring civilization attempting to abuse the powers of gods summoned through magic rocks by smaller tribes, all while saying virtually nothing at all and nodding their head constantly
>is gon be gud
>play
>mud looks
>not what expect
>try survive with idea someplace has friend
>zombie
>break disc after destroying half house by place one wood block on roof
>always lag
>I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle
>>701701476
Escape Dead Island
>Doors
>Disobedience
>Boring after playing for 3 hours
>Next to no replayability
>>701702049
Fallout 4
>>701700795
Diablo?
>killing is bad
>not killing is good
>>701701997
is it, Super Mario Rising?
>its the future
>youre a pig
>you shoot shit in the safety of your pig mech suit
>in the end you express victory with your sick shuffle skills
>second mode gameplay is 8/10 story is 7/10
>>701701906
yup
The enemy has captured a-
We've captured a-
The enemy has captured a-
we've captured a-
Through five movies
>>701702093
are you fucking kidding me. you're trolling right?
>>701700796
>DEEP FREEZE DEEP FREEZE
who the hell uses the ice attacks in that game?
>>701702082
Hint: Its not Dead Island related
>>701701958
yup
>>701702131
Dishonored
>>701699589
From Dust?
>>701701976
The Neverending Story?
>>701699432
>Travel through basement after basement
>Kill all the things
>Take ball and run like hell
>>701699760
Red Faction.
>>701701711
I havent finished that game yet. the real ending is in a DLC?
its been done
>sandniggers
>do not like accent pls stop talk
>FALLD
>no damage
>normal man break leg if fall that height
>bald
>no hair
>no name
>you kill people
>>701702235
nope, sorry
>good old USSR
>cute pioneer girls
>open yourself up
>>701702137
nope, its Uncharted 7 : Drakes Revengerence
<glee>
>Misterious smoke fills the air
>Monsters attacking
>Guy walks up to the magic tree in the middle of the village
>Magical cancer sticks to right arm
>Iknowkungfu.jpg
>Finds 3 friends
>Everyone gets arm cancer
>Try to fend of the magical smoke
>>701700601
>
MW2?
>>701702288
hitman?
>>701702225
Nope
>>701702170
I don't know in which Fallout game this was
next guess is New Vegas
>run
>kill sisters stepdad
>what are you gonna do now?
>im ganna run
>stillalive.mp4
>>701702259
you got it anon
>revived
>find way back to humanity
>great threat behind the wall
>get help from blue faced friends
>kill prince
>oh shit his dad's pissed
>kill dad after long arduous quest.
>repeat weekly.
>>701702391
you're a cunt
>>701702032
7 days to die
>rush b
>>701702477
Is it GTA IV?
>>701702201
anyone that has fun playing games instead of being a tawdry little brat criticizing others for a simple fucking ability on a shit tier game.
>entire game is black and white, mostly
>shoot stuff
>kill peoples
>gets taken off steam beause Kotaku.
>>701699432
>Some fucking circle wants me to kill spmebody
>I kill them and literally turn them into a vegetable
>Vegetable wants me to kill the circle
>To the moon
>>701699589
You made me curious. Anouther hint?
>>701702321
Princess Monanoke?
>>701699432
Uncle Tom kills his own kind
>crybaby ass wimp
>mom dies
>father dont give a shit about u
>set off on journey and take your damn dog with you
>meet a qt3.14 chick and a disabled hobo
>>701702528
you're a massive cunt
>Kill a kids dad on the beach
>Kid does stuff
>Trust issues
>stab everything
>Go fight an old man
>Get 'sploded
>>701702512
Battlefield 4
2ez4me
>get kicked out of home
>start cockfighting to survive
>get into trouble with a gang
>your neighbor is the final boss
>>701701856
come on you fuckers, whoever guesses this gets all of my lovin
>>701702428
sonic
>>701702477
don't be a butthurt you fucking faggot
>>701702620
pokemon red/blue
>>701699432
>orphan
>raised to fight
>die on first mission
>>701702261
No, it's a separate thing, worth buying though. I figured it was a good guess though.
>>701702557
Portal 2?
>>701702647
ok cunt
>>701702620
poke-a-man
>>701702321
Berserk
>>701702477
It is from Fallout - New Vegas so what
>>701702620
Nice one. Pokemon.
>>701702565
Nope.
>>701702557
Portal 2
>>701702722
Nope.
>>701702531
Kingdom Hearts is my favorite game series. Im only saying it because I've replayed through them multiple times and rarely use the ice spells. I just thought it was weird that you would use that as one of the main points in describing the game
>>701702632
Kek no its not sonic you aspie
>determined to fuck goatmom
>but nobody came
>Space fucking Ninjas in future
>kill teenage mutant ninja turtle fanbase and guys with buckets on their heads
>one ninja is fried chicken, one is a monkey, one is a king of fairies etc.
>after 100 hours you enter character customisation
Not hard
>trying to make up for genocide
>pipes
You're somebody then you become nobody after being framed and work at becoming somebody again while trying to stay lucky.
>>701702562
Trying not to make it too obvious. So far:
>niggers
>island
>refuse the ways of civilized men
>mfw niggers win
>spinoff
>third-person
>game is old
>>701702811
Under meme.
>>701702593
would be tilted if you said cod
>>701702570
fallout 3?
>>701699432
A Division of Vehicles That Are Powered by Thrust
>>701702727
good job cunt
>shitty gameplay
>over hyped
>lying devs
>>701702878
Dundertale*
Let's do it.
>nigger mask and bald guy villain
>cool bro mask tells you to go kick their ass
>hot furry sister cockteases you into it
>jump on boxes
>beat bosses
>B O N U S S T A G E
>oodabuhgah!!
>investigate a dead serial killer
>20 something sacraments
>sexy neighbor
>Make pets fight with others peoples pets
>They get bigger
>You beat the shit out of everyone in the region
>Japanese people will fuck your life
>look for son
>destroy a shitty ballon
>kill your son
>>701702930
No Sean's Lie
>>701702938
Spoilertale
>>701702944
>Hot furry sister
>>701702930
Fable collection
>SHAUUUUUUUUNNNNNN
>>701702930
Watch Dogs? ALiens Colonial Maines?
>>701702944
Crash bandicoot
>a bunch of men screaming
>aliens screaming
>gods
>7 balls
>create a race person
>gods vs human
>Famous skateboarder
>Gets kidnapped
>Two assholes are like "wanna play a game?"
>They make you and a bunch of other schmucks do destructive illegal shit
>>701702944
Crash Bandicoot
>>701703015
Fallout 4
>>701703015
Balloon* fuck
>>701702944
Crash Badicoote
>>701702862
It's everything but obvious.
>>701703015
>Fallout 4
>>701702830
All the grand theft autos
>press squares
>X_X
>retry
>Ancient Game
> Some needs an ass woppin
> Buy a bamboo pole a club? Man that some bullshit.
> Walk around in circles for fucking ever. Kill stuff.
> Level and shit, git shit.
> Rescue some bitch.
> Make a motherfucking rainbow dawg!
> Curb stomp some nigga in a rundown castle.
> The end.
>>701703068
Light Rain
>find out your parents kidnapped you from real parents
>kill parent because of it
>your family wants you dead but don't know the secret
>go with one trusted sibling to set things right
Pic unrelated
>you just lost it
>>701703193
Nah it's isometric.
Second part of a blockbuster game.
Literally everyone knows it.
Never owned a game of the series so I go like fuck that shied i buy it!
Super excited.
Mfw, you only play chicks.
Mfw they sing and the story is a love drama.
Mfw every role they play is feministic.
Asslong game tho.
Kinda liked it but damn that game turns you gay
Two bells, one above, one below.
>>701703258
Minesweeper?
>>701703350
Dank Souls again?
>is guy at Japanese school
>fights some shadows walking about
>finds Hitler
Ill be suprised if someone gets this
>>701703169
Well, I guess thats the point?
I honestly don't expect anyone to know it
>>701699432
>be that guy
>do stuff
>>701703268
World of warcraft: wrath of the light king
>>701703309
The Game
>inb4 Newfag
>>701703084
Dragonball Budokai tenkaichi III
>>701703329
Ffx2
>>701703350
You've died one
>>701703383
Yup. I'm shit at "describing poorly"
>>701703440
>.
close XD there a second game coming out soon
>Adult edgelord
>His name is not important
>Mass genocide
>>701703517
Xenoverse. Duh
>>701703443
Wow that was quick lol.
>>701699432
>Late for work
>Everyone's a cunt and hates you
>Push rock into machine
>Uh-Oh Spaghettios
>>701703570
Hatred
>Sit in chair
>Suddenly robot
>>701703625
Half Life...?
>>701703580
>>701703271
you got it
>>701703570
Mass Effect 3
>>701703415
Get the fuk outta here with that new online shit. My game is OG dawg. It got like 11 sequels now.
>>701703685
Yup
>>701703642
WINRAR/10
>wife is a bitch
>cuck for the week or mass murderer
>can piss in your own mouth
>>701700704
Far cry 3?
I dunno
>retro underrated gaem
>story is shit
>fire emblem+rpgs= this gaem
>cute robot with cap
>lub lub plays it a lot
>>701700601
MW2?
