>this game isnt scary
>pewdiefag played it on youtube
>its not scary
leme post again
>separated from everyone else
>orphaned by famine
>feels feels feels
>run n jump around
>gain ball of light
>make world better place
>HOLYFUCKINGSHIT HUGE BIRDDD
>is everything good or bad?
>huge bird not bad, just misunderstood
>big bird make things right
>too much fucking BLOOM THE SCREEN IS WHITE
>giant bird dissapear
>You are dead
>You are not dead anymore
>Skull is floating next to you
>Meet cuties, both have tails
>Meet hot guy
>Ask about the baby oil
>Slap bad guys with your own petrified arm
>or become diplomatic badass
>End up killing yourself one way or another
>man driving a taxi in big city
>get involved in crime
>is gangster now
>have two friends
>one friend dies
>other tries to kill you
>you snitch to the cops
>you die 20 years later
Fucking nobody will guess this one correctly, I guarantee it.
>blocky star wars guy
>alien sex toys that do shit
>revolver with unlimited ammo
>fucking poisoned again
>fight space duck at the end
foreign adventurer arrives in a land and gets roped up in a plot revolving around a technologically advanced neighboring civilization attempting to abuse the powers of gods summoned through magic rocks by smaller tribes, all while saying virtually nothing at all and nodding their head constantly
>Misterious smoke fills the air
>Guy walks up to the magic tree in the middle of the village
>Magical cancer sticks to right arm
>Finds 3 friends
>Everyone gets arm cancer
>Try to fend of the magical smoke
>get kicked out of home
>start cockfighting to survive
>get into trouble with a gang
>your neighbor is the final boss
Kingdom Hearts is my favorite game series. Im only saying it because I've replayed through them multiple times and rarely use the ice spells. I just thought it was weird that you would use that as one of the main points in describing the game
>Space fucking Ninjas in future
>kill teenage mutant ninja turtle fanbase and guys with buckets on their heads
>one ninja is fried chicken, one is a monkey, one is a king of fairies etc.
>after 100 hours you enter character customisation
Let's do it.
>nigger mask and bald guy villain
>cool bro mask tells you to go kick their ass
>hot furry sister cockteases you into it
>jump on boxes
>B O N U S S T A G E
>a bunch of men screaming
>create a race person
>gods vs human
> Some needs an ass woppin
> Buy a bamboo pole a club? Man that some bullshit.
> Walk around in circles for fucking ever. Kill stuff.
> Level and shit, git shit.
> Rescue some bitch.
> Make a motherfucking rainbow dawg!
> Curb stomp some nigga in a rundown castle.
> The end.
>find out your parents kidnapped you from real parents
>kill parent because of it
>your family wants you dead but don't know the secret
>go with one trusted sibling to set things right
Second part of a blockbuster game.
Literally everyone knows it.
Never owned a game of the series so I go like fuck that shied i buy it!
Mfw, you only play chicks.
Mfw they sing and the story is a love drama.
Mfw every role they play is feministic.
Asslong game tho.
Kinda liked it but damn that game turns you gay