>Getting a virus from a factory installed button with native OS implementation
Sorry, i didnt realize your stupidity was terminal.
fuck all of you. sometimes its a harmless joke and sometimes I'm pressing alt F4 or deleting system32. better to never trust /b/ than to always trust /b/. you never know what will give you a virus and then the FBI comes and I can't have that because I got all this weed up in here
ohh shit thats funny and fucked at the same time.Good shit OP, you got my approval
what the fuck is with this picture? why is it so zoomed in?
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no bananas. good moderation. legit funny fucking shit.
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if you're scared, say you're scared, you goddamn piss
>the screen starts shaking violently
>it shakes so much my firewall collapses
>literally every virus can go into my computer
>screen never stops shaking
>it shakes so much my computer literally breaks and starts falling apart
>never holds F11 again
Fun fact. When Charles Babbage invented the computer he gave it a button that could break it. When Ada Lovelace invented computer programming this allowed the idea to be expanded on and improved more by making that button also give computer viruses.
I'm pawn shop, and this is my Rick Harrison. I work here with my old Hoss and my man, Big son. Everything in story has a price and a here. One thing learned I've 21 years - you never door what is gonna come through that know.
>sometimes it's harmless but sometimes I'm pressing F4 or deleting system 32
>or deleting system 32
>the multi-stepped process literally everyone here knows you should never do
>saying it like you can accidentally wipe it all out with one retarded face plant of keystrokes
Well, fellas, it don't get much more autistic than that, I tell ya what
One pledge UKIP delivered on:
Pissing off whiny-ass liberals and immigrants.
>screen starts shaking
>screen is now shaking so violently the house starts shaking along with it
>ceiling is crumbling on my head
>T minus 10 seconds
>mom comes in the room, eyes wide open and starts screaming to me to let go of the F11 knob
>T minus 6 seconds
>Doggo in the room gets hit by the last chunk of ceiling
>the sheer force casues an eye to pop out which hits my mom in the face and knocks her out cold
>T minus 5 seconds
>rest of the house starts crumbling down
>i tie my dick to the computer screen
>haiti appears on the screen
>flames erupt from under my computer screen
>my screen propels up and drags me into the stratosphere
>let go of F11 and ride my screen into eternity
10/10 would recommend
didn't you see all the children fly out right before the parachute deployed? turd burgling ass master
are you stupid? they'd all die if there wasn't a parachute. why wouldn't you put a parachute on something that launches children really high in to the air like that
Medfag here, that pic is so retarded it makes me cringe everytime I see it
How is it even possible to fall for this?
Faggot normie doesn't even drink it.
What a waste.
no one chases down the terrorist (except that one guy in the white shirt)
>id beat his ass, he'd be like "NO Stop its a prank" and id be like "ITS NOT FUNNY" as i knock all his teeth out
Lazy attempt, but better than yours you lazy faggot
ive been living in scotland for 5 years and this ugly fucking nation is so fucking dumb i cant handle it sometimes