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I have a feeling none of you will get this.

> Wife is kidnapped
>Restore the balance of the Japanese underground businesses
>Ruin a bunch of local businesses
>Delay the flights of many pissed off passengers
>Stop poison doing poison stuff
>Bad voice acting
>>
Prototype theft auto
>>
>>701693808
SR4?
>>
>you have to stop the bad guy
>turns out you're a badder guy
>press 1 to be good, press 2 to be bad again
>>
> be basement dweller
> live with mom
> take pills to ease the suffering
> be nudist
> spiders everywhere
>>
>>701694111
Mass Effect?
>>
>>701694343
Binding of Isaac
>>
> be vastly over-qualified for your job
> push carts around for a living
> one day, there's a big mess at work and you have to stay overtime to clean it all up
>>
>wife and child safe
>wife is kill
>find baby
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>>701694539
Yep.
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>>701694570
Fallout 4
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>drive cars
>beat other cars
>>
>>701694558
Was that a Game and Watch?
>>
>>701694111
KOTOR?
>>
>>701694558
Half Life.
>>
>Run around stealing and killing acting like nigger
>thats the game
>>
YOU ARE A SPIRIT
@
YOU TRAVEL BETWEEN GENERATION SHIPS AND POSSESS NON-ENTITY GENERALS
>>
>First nothing
>make make make
>test test test
>screaming
>force people to pay for shitting
>get_bored.jpeg
>island for saddos.
>>
>>701694758
Nope.
Here's another hint:

> you can't stand those suits in management
>>
> Be bad guy
> Find and employ many underlings
> All a ploy, you were the good guy
>>
>>701694816
>>701694558

Ding ding ding!
>>
>>701694558
FNAF?
>>
>>701693470
The forest
>>
>trapped
>make holes
>escape
>>
>>701694827
GTA San Andreas.
>>
>>701694926
Oh my god. Half life! Nice
>>
>>701694111
check'd
also, KOTOR

>be with single mum
>get thrown out
>tame animals to rob other people
>>
>>701694855
The forest
>>
>>701694945
Portal
>>
>>701694936
No, it was Half Life. This guy got it:
>>701694816
>>
>>701694999
Pokey mans
>>
>>701694804
yep

>your whole family dies
>turns out only your dad died
>but you can kill your sister if you want
>>
>>701693470
>be in subway
>must save ascended nigger
>nazis shit on me
>commies fuck urrthang up
>i am the darkness
>mfw i murdered ascended niggers' family in last game
>>
>Be Irish.
>Blow shit up.
>Fuck bitches.
>>
>with friends
>trapped
>ohshit.png
>escape
>revenge
>kill or be killed
>>
>Alien wants to turn the earth into a parking lot
>You race in order to change his mind
>>
>>701694558
this could also work for viscera cleanup detail
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>>701695296
The Saboteur
>>701695341
Farcry 3?
>>
>>701694621
>>701695037

Yep, those are easy

>fly endlessly
>dont hit the pipes
>>
>>701695438
ye>>701695341
>>
>>701695257
Davai Artyom: Cyka Blyat
>>
>you enter the server
>an elementary school kid yells at you "ITEM OR BAN"
>you give him an item
>got banned anyway
>>
>>701695420
xcom?
>>
>You play as mario or luigi
>You need to save the princess
>>
>>701695438
>The Saboteur.
Yep. Most underrated game ever.
>>
>>701693470
Not a clue
>>
>>701695487
Gmod multiplayer
>>
>>701695514
Donkey Kong
>>
>little dragon cunt
>dragon eggs get stolen by madmen
>gotta find the eggs
>>
>>701695514
Smash Bros. Brawl
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>>701695508
seriously?
>>
>>701695487
>implying the elementary school kid is younger than him.
The joke is almost as bad as your shitty taste
>>
>>701695572
A clue, a launch title for a Nintendo console
>>
> you frequently rent movies at your local rental place
> you also have a favourite local pizza joint you go to
> cashier at both places looks suspiciously familiar
> he's a chill dude though, always knows what you like to order
> then one day: what happened to the cashier?
>>
>>701695485
YOBA ETO TI?
>>
>>701695441
super mario world 1-4
>>
>>701695514
this one is actually really hard
>>
>>701695485
>ikh soldatushki, bravy rybatushki, raz dva tri chetyre, raz dva tri chetyre, ikh soldatushki, bravy rybatushki, raz dva tri chetyre, raz dva tri!
>>
>invisible things kill you
>guys with guns kill you
>the sky kills you
>EEEEEEEEE kills you
>at least you've got vodka
>>
>>701695654
Hotline Miami
>>
>>701695618
Dragon Ball Z
lmao
>>
>>701695514
https://soundcloud.com/dannylemonface/its-time-to-do-the-mario
>>
>>701695688
STALKER
>>
>>701695618
Spyro year of the dragon?
>>
>vacation
>pirates
>rebels
>kill gf and fuck a nigger
>>
>Dress up like an animal.
>Kick the shit out of people.
>>
>>701695688
gtav
>>
>>701695441
Flappy bird
>>
>>701695717
Yep.
>>
>>701695786
farcry3
>>
>>701695257

Metro
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>>701695773
correct
>>
>Be a criminal
>Nick another criminal's clothes
>You are now in that line of work.
>>
>>701695836
Yup

>do nothing in space
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>>701695194
fable
>>
>>701695887
Hitman
>>
>>701695514
Which one is it there are like 200 of them saving the fucking princess
>>
>>701695887
Hitman?
>>
>>701694111
Fable
>>
>>701695916
No Man's Lie
>>
>>701694855
Any of the RT games
>>
>be taxi driver
>at night
>shots pop
>escape or die
>get rekt
>>
> green and purple dudes chill by the river
> purple drinks water, which turns out to be toxic
> purple wants to take over the world
> green calls his friends and the manage to stop purple using time travel and shit
>>
>woah this sucks
>infection
>betrayal
>future
>wtf is the FF?
>>
>>701695940
>>701695951
Nope. Hint: Released a couple of years ago
>>
>punch tree
>get wood
>>
>>701695514
GTA V
>>
>>701695792
too easy
>>
>fight autocracy
>become autocracy
>die
>>
Something about fires, incandescence, chests and infinite retries.
>>
>>701694570
Fallout 4 too easy
>>
>>701695792
Maining Udyr in League of Legends.
>>
>collect ham
>try not to be raped
>>
>>701695887
watch dogs
>>
>>701696081
mafia 2
>>
>"AHAHAHAH Crystals of course"
>>
>>701693470
Red Steel? idk
>>
>>701695792
see >>701695654
>>
>>701695981
Yus

>have gun
>shoot things
>that's the plot
>mars
>>
>play as the illuminati
>secretly control all major decisions in your country from behind the scenes
>establish puppet religions and "democracy" in your nation to fool the people into thinking they have any control over their lives
>fucking curry bastards always trying to nuke you.
>>
>Have a moronic friend
>Get a job from another friend
>Make moronic friend your assistant
>Make more friends who then betray you and with help of moronic friend-assistant and local morons fuck around with your job and become one of the richest and most powerful people on Earth
>>
>You play as mario
>>
>>701696116
That might be true, but that is not the game i was thinking of.
>>
>>701696203
Donkey Kong?
>>
>>701696203
WWE2k15
>>
>forest? how?
>no.
>jungle
>>
>>701696152
Fuck'n finally, well done.
>>
>>701696101

Rust
>>
>>701696147
No
>>
>>701696132
Nope
>>
>>701696119

Rust
>>
>be high school kid
>weird shit happens
>your mom gets murdered
>your dog runs away
>your town gets nuked
>have to kill your friends
>have to kill everyone that disagrees with you
>>
>>701696203
madden 2000 EZ
>>
>>701696101
Braid
>>
>>701696187
DOOM
>>
>>701696196
Civ franchise.
>>
>>701696203
Luigi's Mansion
>>
>>701696196
any civ accept beyond earth. Also could be democracy
>>
>>701696202

Gta IV
>>
>>701696187
DOOM
>>
> build rocket
>explode
>repeat
>Green faggots die
>>
>>701696203
mario maker
>>
>>701696202
gta IV
>>
>>701696382
Nope
>>
>>701695194
Fable too easy
>>
>Be a secret agent
>Have to save woman
>The dumb bitch keeps getting in middle of the bullets
>>
>kill ghosts with a baseball bat
>>
>eat pills
>eat ghosts
>>
>>701696272
>>701696327

I guess it was described poorly enough to fit several games.
>>
>be caveman
>hairy elephant attack
>you must recruit fellow cavemen
>destroy other cavemen
>can make any animal your bitch
>>
>exmilitary
>join terrorist group
>discover ancient shit
>literally save the fucking planet
>>
>>701696407
Kerbal fam. Try harder
>>
>>701696432
gta 4?
>>
>>701696187
No Man's Lie
>>
>>701696329
Yup.

>snarky attitude Guido grows snakes out of his ass and mutilates people for no reason
>>
>>701696485
I said no
>>
>>701696440
Resi 4?
>>
These predictable aliens keep invading my safe space!
>>
>>701696451
pikmin?
>>
>push buttons all day
>run around
>discover your own meaningless life
>>
>>701693470
Redsteel
>>
>>701696203
Super Smash Bros
>>
>>701696440
Resident Evil 4 or that bit in Goldeneye
>>
> AI pathfinding can't find a route to the toilet
> puddle_of_piss.jpg
>>
>>701696451
the goddamn pacman
>>
>be treasure hunter
>come to promised planet
>fight local wildlife
>fight bad guys
>fight some good guys
>fight anything except for a few friends
>accidentally help good guy become really good looking bad guy
>>
>>701696440
mgs3
>>
>>701696382
see>>701696416
>>701696432
>>
>>701696310
Nyet
>>
>>701694749
Burnout?
>>
>>701696558
Every Sims ever
>>
>>701696551
Stanley parable my nigga
>>
>>701696532
Grand Theft Auto four?
>>
>>701693470
Op is it red steel?
>>
>guide
>explore
>kill
>sandbox
>>
>>701696574
Way too easy my dude this is borderlands pre
>>
>run around
>break physics
>loading
>ITS NO USE
>>
>>701696451
pacman
>>
>Wake up in a basement with a bald guy
>Hangover, don't remember shit
>Do some quests
>Weird shit and vodka all around
>Visit some other basement two times
>Now I know who I am
>Get pwned by a helicopter in one of the last areas
>Blyat
>>
>>701696557
Yup, Goldeneye
>>
>>701696574
Borderlands
>>
>>701696664
Gmod
>>
>>701696592
What about GTA Four?
>>
>>701693470
>almost killed
>run around
>kill stuff
>run around some more
>kill more stuff
>mods mods mods
>kill nigga who saved yo ass in the first place
>>
>big menstruation
>All in one night
>Aliens
>>
>>701693470
>like 150 characters to choose from
>always choose to play as flubber
>>
>>701696624
You fucking moron it is not fucking GTA at all, I never even played GTA you idiotic imbecil stop fucking trying you faggot dipshit.
>>
>>701694827
Farcry Primal
>>
>>701696618
Yes
>>
>>701696646
terraria
probably the best sandbox out there.
also too easy
>inb4 shit
>>
>>701696664
Every 3D sonic except Flickies Island
>>
>be handsome
>have hot gf
>be with squad
>run rampant in town
>gf leaves
>turn emo
>kill father
>>
>dig shit pile
>collect shit
>run foward
>jump over shit
>kill shit
>collect shit
>repeat
>>
>>701694111
spec ops the line
>>
>>701696744
Terraria is shit
>>
>>701696744
yeah I thought I made it too easy with guide in the beginning, fucking love that game
>>
>>701696680
Metro: Last Light
>>
>>701694827
Fallout 1
>>
>>701696646

No man's sky
>>
>>701696664
>PLAYTIME IS OVER!!!
>>
Easy one:

>break all the jars
>>
Everyone who's saying it's so hard there's a thousand to choose from is a retard that should kill themselves. There aren't that many games where you can play as Mario AND Luigi
>>
>>701696789
hahahahahahaaha get it because he said >inb4 shit
>>
>>701696706
Nix
>>701696762
I was looking for the 2006 version, Silver and his infamous ITS NO USE bullshittery.
>>
>punch pale jester in the face
>some bitch wants to fuck you
>so does her "dead" father
>ninjas n shit
>wonder city fml
>no way i'm collecting 500 of these fucking things!
>>
>>701696726
MUGEN
>>
>be little gril
>zombies
>die
>>
>>701696714

Rust
>>
>>701696816
it's terraria,

>>701696744 already got it
>>
>get drunk
>fly around with helicopter tail
>hit bridge troll with frying pan
>jump on flower tits
>dracula
>terminator hay stack
>saving privet teddy bear
>matrix
>alien
>become king
>>
>>701696844
My humor is superior, isnt it?
>>
>>701696733
....is it.....GTA IV?
>>
>>701696680
STALKER:Shadow of Chernobyl
CHEEKI BREEKI MOTHERFUCKERS
>>
>>701696784
No mans lie
>>
>enter gun
>get guns
>shoot bullets at bullets to get guns
>get guns to shoot bullets at bullets to get gun to win game
>>
>>701696912
damn i gotta get on that shit.
>>
>>701696923
Lolipop Chainsaw
>>
>>701696456
Far cry 2
>>
>>701696931
Conkers bad fur day
>>
>>701696941
STOP IT OR YOU WILL SLEEP WITH HARAMBE TONIGHT, ITS FUCKING TROPICO 4.>>701696941
>>
>>701693470
>get mail
>take a trip
>meet assholes
>you're an asshole too
>go back home
>>
>>701696924
nope, wrong genre. try again.
>>
>>701696949
I V DAMKIE! Yup.
>>
>>701695938
yep
>>
>>701696464
Dead Space?
>>
>>701696931

Conkers Bad Fur Day. Could you make it any easier?
>>
>>701696733
grand theft auto 6?
>>
Easy one.

>Those damned fucking cunt bonewheels
>>
>>701696843
super mario
>>
>>701697040
Are you sure its not GTA 4?
>>
>>701694853

Heroes of Might and Magic (3?)
>>
>>701693470
>you are a comic book hero
>have to build shit to win
>3rd grade level
>puzzles are hard
>buy pieces to complete puzzle
>hate game
>>
>>701697040
Alright, the second post was checked accidentally, ignore it.
>>
> Hate each and everything.
> Killing spree.
> Blow up nuclear power plant.
>>
>>701693470
>shits going down
>hide
>babys gone
>robots
>nuke
>>
>>701694111
OFF?
>>
>>701696733
If you've never played it, how do you know it isn't Grand Theft Auto IV?
>>
>vampire
>grow wings
>jellybro is jelly
>am kill
>wake up a revenant
>climb out of ghost purgatory and end up living in a sword
>>
>>701697108
Bonk's Adventure?
>>
- Is it toho?
- No.
- Looks like a shitty toho clone, but toho is harder anyway.
>punch him in the face
>>
>>701697040
its obviously gta IV. You have moronic friends that kill you and help you. I played like 10 min. of gta IV and I guessed it right
>>
>"Robots can't become self aware"
>Robots become self aware
>Robots pissed
>Oh
>Can someone fix this
>Basically the Burger King Kids' Club of folks "Yeah we gotchu"
>Stop robots
>Thanks, now all of you fuck off
>Now BKKC of folks make a living standing on shit
>>
>fps
>spooky
>its good
>>
>>701697101
>>701697114
Your fucking mother is GTA you fucking cuckold nigger from Croatia who cant do anything but steal cars and bikes in a fucking video game.
>>
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>>701697139
Not Important's edgy adventure through Candyland and Knuckles
>>
>>701697126
That new Lego Skylanders style game?
>>
>>701696456
Farcry primal
>>
> plebs are needed
>>
>>701697248
SOMA, Amnesia, F.E.A.R. 3, like any horror fps that is good lel too easy
>>
>>701694827
literally any online pvp rpg
>>
>>701697139
Postal 4
>>
>>701697194
BECAUSE IT IS NOT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LITTLE WORLD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS.
>>
>>701697265
Is the videogame GTA though?
>>
>>701697248
Amnesia
>>
>be thing
>swat bugs for old man
>look for friend
>>
>>701697209
Winrar much
>>
>>701697012
Enter the Gungeon
>>
>>701697317
It was supposed to be F.E.A.R but you said F.E.A.R 3 and fucked up
>>
>>701695688
metro
>>
>>701697317
>SOMA
>Amnesia
>Horror fps
>>
>>701697298
>you want the answer or another guess?
>>
>you are criminal
>turn 21
>fat uncle
>gf killed
>you die
>revenge
>>
>>701697175
FO4
>>
>>701697350
But if you've never played the game, it COULD be it, and you just wouldn't know because you haven't played it.
>>
>>701697117
No.
>>
>>701693470
Im guessing its a starwars title, probably Lego related.
>>
>be ayy
>fat retard friend
>space ship made of rap music and speakers
>crash
>fix ship to win
>>
>run around
>breath fire
>charge with horns
>collect gems
>beat warlock
>still can fly for shit
>dragonfly save you
>>
>>701697381
>good horror fps
>Amnesia
Please kill yourself
>>
>>701696265
Jesus, only remembered that because of the gay sword fight on a runway
>>
>>701696464
Borderlands 1 and 2
>>
>>701697358
Yes, its German Tube Anal IV
>>
>>701697534
Pikmin 1 or 2
>>
>>701697317
>>701697428
Pls. It's F.3.A.R. Get it right.
>>
> be trapped in a tv show
> kill people with plastic bags
>>
>>701696715
Anyone?
>>
>>701697484
The Darkness
>>
>>701697534
Commander Keen?
>>
>be female
>be operator af
>snowmobiles are really fun to ride
>crossbow bolts make people hang from walls
>secret agent
>>
>be father
>son dies
>cry
>wife dies
>cry
>you die
>cry?
>oh
>alive
>sorta
when I say cry I mean you actually cry while playing it is so sad, despite only knowing the characters for like 20 min.
>>
>>701697642
Mad world
>>
>>701697660
yes
>>
>>701697484
The Dankness
>>
>>701697564
Spyro
>>
>>701694902
Fable 3?
>>
>>701697534
Pikmin
>>
>>701697642
Manhunt
>>
>be white
>be with 3 best friends
>eliminate hordes of brown and grey invadors
>lose 1 mate in masses taking over the place
>>
>>701697694
All around me are familiar faces
>>
>>701697706
Did I make it too easy?
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