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/b/ i need your help, i fucked up, i fucked up really bad this time

>be me 20 years old, virgin
>watch porn and wank off every day
>incest porn turns me on the most
>see all the incest stories here on 4chan
>my mom is in her fifties and for her age is super hot
>huge tits, big ass
>decide to finally try to have sex with her
>letsbereal.jpg
>maybe just play with her tits while she's sleeping
>letsbereal.jpg
>maybe just look under blanket while she's sleeping
>one day father goes out with his friends
>let's fucking do this
>watch some porn to turn myself on
>go to parents bed room
>mom fell asleep while watching TV
>fucking win, better chance to not wake her up with all the TV noise
>put one hand under blanket
>she got her bra on
>BUT I FUCKING TOUCHED THE TIT
>dick diamond hard
>decide to touch her vagina
>slowly going lower and lower with my hand while rubbing her belly
>mom wakes up
>SHITFUCK.3gp
>"WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUDOING" she screams and runs to bathroom
>i ran to my room and quickly shut the door

now i'm sitting in my bed half naked and typing this. i think my life is fucking over i dnt know what to do, i can hear her cry in the bathroom, waht fucking happens when my dad returns home
shit /b/ what if she calls the cops, how can we look on each other the same away again? shit fuckign shit help me
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>>701690038
kek
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>>701690332
fuck you nothing funny i might just fuckedm up my entire life
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Tell her the truth anon. Worst case scenario, she thinks you're fucked (news flash, too late for that buddy), best case scenario you live out your dream.

If you land anywhere between those two extremes, you're better off than just ignoring it and letting her imagination go to the worst case anyway.

Now's your time anon. Sack up and go for it, become a legend. Report back.
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You're fucking disgusting for doing that, you deserve what's coming
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>>701690038
Either deny it completely,,or say it was an internet dare, or a date that is going around at your school.

Or make up a lie.

Don't admit it.

Either that, or real the bathroom door now and fuck the shit out of her until she can't stand.
She'll forget all about the crotch touch.
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>>701690038
Kek
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>>701690038
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Next time fucking think with your brain not your dick.
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>>701690488
i can't even look at my fucking door, she's crying in the fuckng bathroom how am i supposed to go there and tell her i want to have sex with her.
Guys what if she goes insane, what if u broke something in her brain.
Thisi sfucked up i'm shaking as fuck i think i'll just fucking kill myself or idk
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>>701690869
just go and talk to her , she is a human like you op , dont be fuking idiot , after all its your fuking mom , so go and tell her that you want to fuck her :D
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>>701690685
" sorry mom i didnt mean to do that some people on the internet just dared me to do it "
yeah right
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>>701690869
If you don't go talk to her I guarantee you she'll be more fucked in the head than you are now. She'll never feel safe around you.

Go to her and tell her someone dared you to do it for $50, that you're an asshole, and that you admit you're an idiot for agreeing to do your friend's dare.
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You need to talk to her before dad kill you
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>>701690869
Walk in there and fucking Alpha this shit. It's your only chance.

She's vulnerable right now, so she may even go for it. Be confident, be comforting. Hug her to make her feel better, rub her back, comfort her and explain it's natural. Then go for the kiss.
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>>701691033
It's better than saying "mom I've been watching incest porn and just wanted to jerk off after touching your pussy"
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fuck u jon
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>>701690038

When your dad comes to kick your ass, be sure to get a boner, and furiously jack off while he's stomping your head.
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>>701690038
Now now anon dont worry the easy way out is to act like your fuking lit (just act like your on lsd or something)
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Bleach is your friend.
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>>701691245
kek at this
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>>701691264
Pretty much. Alter your mental status, bro.
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>>701690038
seriously no one suggest suicide, just kill yourself
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>>701691115
life is never going to be the same OP. you're lucky if this ends with you being sent to a psychiatrist. your relationship with your mom is never going to recover, though, no matter what you do.
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Cum on her and stab yourself.
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>>701690038
I want to believe
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>>701691264
that's actually a decent idea
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Jack off in her face then start chugging bleach.
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Rape her then kill yourself..
Life is fucked now.. will never be same..

Might as well get your fantasy then end it
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>>701691471
Best idea
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>>701691605
Even better
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Tell her a part of the truth: you're a virgin, you fantasize about having dex with her, you are desperate, she is the only woman which you feel close too. Maybe even argue with the ödipus-komplex, meaning it is not that unusual for a boy to get hard by thinking of his mother. Don't tell her you are into incest porn. Try to let her know that you deeply regret it. Then ask about your opinion and hope that she'll have some kind of understanding for your situation.
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>>701691033
worked for me when they asked me about 9/11
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>>701690038
idiot
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Just kill yourself. It's the quickest way out of this situation.
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>>701690038
Just tell her the truth. She will search on the internet, and find out that a lot of boys, have sexual feelings towards there mothers, as girls have to dads. 'fuck me daddy' etc. she will think its not you fault.
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dude the internet is supposed to stay online when you take it into real life you fucking commit crimes against humanity thats why you're here in the first place right wtf smh
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>>701691047
this.

don't reveal the name
just some dickhole at a party.
Say you were suppose,to take a picture

then tell her you'll split the 50 with her if she does it
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Come on OP. Fulfil your fantasy. She's vulnerable, knock her over and stick it in the ass. Then you should an hero, preferably in front of her.
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>>701691666
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>>701690038
post mom
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OK
ill prepare myself and ill try to tell her something, i dont know what exactly, but if that fails im fucking leaving my home

i will report back when it's done
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>>701690038
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>>701690853
>this
>/thread
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>>701691033
no, this is exactly what you should be doing.
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Op is gone ?
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>>701691513
>faps to lolis
>judges people for liking women in their 50s
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>>701690038
You got greedy, faggot. You got some tit, but no, you had to tempt fate and keep going.

Enjoy the ass whipping you're going to get from your old man.
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>>701691941
and remeber op , SMILE ;)
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Pack your shit OP, you're moving out.

Probably should have moved out already, anyway.
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>>701691666
Satan stop being helpful!
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>>701692018
Yep mostt likely knocked out by daddy
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>>701690038
>>>701690869
>If you don't go talk to her I guarantee you she'll be more fucked in the head than you are now. She'll never feel safe around you.
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>Go to her and tell her someone dared you to do it for $50, that you're an asshole, and that you admit you're an idiot for agreeing to do your friend's dare.

Do this. And next time use your fucking head before you let 4chan influence your actions
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>>701690038
You have to talk with her anon. Tell her the truth, about how you have feelings for her. Water works could be your friend. You never know what could happen.
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>>701691666
Take Satans advice kiddo
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>>701691513
MODS MODS MODS
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Op, update?
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>>701692148
i hope not, i wanna know how this progresses
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Why the fuck does everyone with an incest fetish end up molesting their mother?
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>>701692316
there you are...i missed you!
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>>701690038
U have a pic of her?
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The solution would be to...
kys
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>>701692116
that's the joke friend

but really I'm into little girls not lolis
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>>701691245
and before he swings at you, op shot him first in self defense
>yes, with a massive cumshot
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>>701692116
>does't understand when her ass is bigger then you shoulders, and her pussy is bigger then your mencafe. its gross
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>>701690038
>The stories and information here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything from here as fact.
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>>701692483
doesn't understand that little girls care about ponies, not old man dick
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>>701691666
Since when has Satan been such a bitch

The last three Satan Trips I have seen have all been nice guys
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>>701692294
>doublesguy

you fucking piece of shit, kill yourself
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At least you touched tits
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>>701692656
Satanism > Christianity
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>>701690038
Tell her you did a bet with your friends. They said they'd gave you 100$ if you would have touched your mom pussy with proof.
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>>701692634
what about young man dick?
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>>701690038
Pack your bags OP
ur fuckin dun kiddo
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>>701690038
post her pic or gtfo
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>>701692656
god is the asshole, satan is the one who encouraged us to improve ourselves.
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>>701690038
Lol fake story Bro

>one day father goes out with his friends

Meaning not today
Meaning she's not in bathroom crying now
Meaning you suck

Proove me wrong protip op is a fag
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>>701692364
they dont this fuck got him self hard but didnt finish if he did the urge to touch mummy would of gone
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>>701692688
Stay mad bongo
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>>701691264
This. The only way to explain fucked up behavior is to act like you were out of your mind. Then you'll get an ass beating for being high, not a perv.
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>>701690038
you dun goofed op, consequences will never be the same
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>>701692316
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mfw OP probably dead by now
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Show her your OP. Best you can do.
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>>701692385
>implying there's a difference
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>>701692493
yet there are people that believe in aliens
we want to believe
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OP, your mom might accept that the fact that you want to fuck her so badly. Tell her the truth, apologize for your behavior,cry with her. Tell her that you are sorry and that your instincts. Tell her that she said that she will do anything to make you happy. Convince her and have fun sexing mom.
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Guys this might be fucked even more

i went to the bathroom knocked on the door and simply just said "mom?" but she didn't say nything. i tried it few more times but nothing

now heres the thing, she is not crying anymore... it would be ok if she said something but she didnt say anything at all

guys what if she did something to her self. do people really drink bleach to hurt or kill themselves? /bú what if she hurt herself

fuck what else should i do?
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>>701693214
Stop faking fag
Give evidence
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>>701693214
break down the door you dumb twat
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>>701693214
Go outside and check the windiw of the bathroom
If shrs alive tell her that you have to talk
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>>701693214
act like youre on LSD like other people said. anything else and youre going to look like the perverted faggot you are. get naked and run around the house so you seem high
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>>701693214
Open the door beta
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>>701693304
what kind of fucking evidence do you want? picture of her bed? picture of the bathroom door? wtf
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>>701693214
She killed herself. Deal with it. My mom killed herself too
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>>701692634

doesn't understand that little girls care about ponies, not old man dick

>You are/were not a little girl.
>So thats just a assumption,

>Boys of 10 would hit that shit.
>Feelings can cum from both sides
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>>701693214
Story all fake you sad fuck
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>>701693214
You're projecting. She hasn't harmed herself, she's probably zoning out and wondering how her life got to this point. Honestly.

Keep knocking on the door and tell her it was a mistake, again, that you were doing a bet. You need to lie, buddy. And make yourself look dumber than you are by saying it was a bet to get a photo. It's either "the dumbass kid who accepted a bet" or "the perverted son that wants to fuck his mom". The first one sounds a lot better and you can repair your relationship. The latter...well she'll never NOT think about that night you wanted to fuck her.

By knocking on the door you've already shown you're not on drugs and you're thinking somewhat rationally now. You gotta play the dumbass, and play it well. Good luck.
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>>701693382
I guess its locked
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>>701693436
stream it
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>>701693436
OP U FUCKING FAGGOT KICK THE DOOR OPEN IF NO ANSWER.
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>>701693214
tell her you're the FBI and she needs to come out with her boobs showing

>Female Body Inspector
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>>701693436
a webm of you mother fucker
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>>701692880
dont you have homeworks to do? underage fuck
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>>701690038
OP is a moron

You don't jump head-first into incest. You have to feel it out over a long period
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>>701693436
any pic of your mom would be better than nothing
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OP here, it turns out my mom was crying with joy that I finally showed some interest in her, She dreamed of this moment from 25 years! she came out from the bathroom dressed with a sexy dress and make up and we will commit incest in a moment!
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>>701693673
kek
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>>701690038
Got any alcohol, if so drink up it'll be like you were fucked up the entire time and wasnt in control of yourself
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>>701693513
Tell her your coming if she opens the door or not.

Fucking break it down idk thats your mom you fuck. You ruined your relationship hopefully you didnt ruin her breathing
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>>701693214
haha oh wow you got your mum to an hero
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>>701693698
goddamid, your not OP.
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>>701693698
you nigger
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>>701690869
>kill self

yeah. you should probably just kill yourself.
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>>701693363
theres no fucking widnow this is how back of our house looks like
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>>701693698
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>>701693623
that's not the problem here, it's go time bb. his virgin blood is boiling at the smell of fresh mom pussy
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>>701692874
Busted, I didnt catch that
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>>701693487
>implying that because your mom killed herself, his should too
>implying killing herself over his son rubbing her belly is acceptable to deal with
>implying that he cares about your life and wants to live in the same situation
>inb4 bait
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>>701693807
Shit OP is that the middle of the jungle???
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>>701693673
fouck you creep
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OP RECORD THIS AND TALK WITH HER THROUGH THE DOOR FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS
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>>701693752
>Tell her your cumming if she opens the door or not.
bad idea
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>>701690038
>BUT I FUCKING TOUCHED THE TIT
kek
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>>701693921
fouck you too
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>>701691072
please please try this lmao
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>>701693863
Yea fake story

Still share a pic of your mom
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>>701693752
Im not op i just assumed it was locked
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>>701692877

What language is this?
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>>701693698
pics or it didn't happen
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>>701690038
Kek, you're so fucking retarded.
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>>701690038
Its cuz ur twenty that this will hit u in the face bigtime now. Ur life is over op.
I did something similar when i was 9...then i blamed it on a bully i had at the time..told my parents he gave me porn magazines and told me to do same as on the pics. So came down to "hes too young he doesnt have a clue what he is doing" and also my dad beat my bully for it. Double win kek
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>>701693807
Duuude why did you touch your mom. The only way you can get out of this is with extreme self pity and pleading. Sit outside the door, say you're a virgin, cry and say you just wanted to know what a vagina looked like because you've never seen one. Apologize.

If you can get her to believe you then she may not tell your dad. It will be a dark secret you share but what's the alternative?
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>attempts to do something he saw on porn
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>>701690038
Why would you do this OP? Just explain to her how you feel if she wants to talk to you otherwise pretend it didn't happen and it will only be awkward for a couple weeks max
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>>701693962
>>701693807
Pls
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>>701691666
No this is actually the best advice. Just lying will dig yourself deeper and that route there is no chance of ever returning, at least this offers something. Also I'm proud of you OP lmao
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>>701694181
Yeah do that quick, it works
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>>701691941
leave your home regardless. I DONT KNOW WHERE BUT LIVE SOMEWHERE ELSE
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Should I buy some tickets to destination fucked? Coz you're straight heading there
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>>701693214
actlike you're on drugs
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>>701691069
this. this needs to be secret no matter what, anon
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Tell her you took a bet and are retarded or they were gonna fuck you up or whatever. Best case scenario she accepts youre retarded, worst case you LEAVE YOUR CITY and start a new life away from your family
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>>701694334
OP is the kind of anon who touches his mom when she's asleep. Let's be real, he has nowhere else to go.
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Here is an idea:

In a few hours, tell her that you had taken a heavy dose of LSD, wasn't really aware of your surroundings, and thought it was some other woman in the bed.

This isn't really how acid works but if she hasn't done a lot of it before, she won't call you on it. She'll probably take any believable alternative to "my son wants to fuck me."
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>>701692874
It was the sleeping with a bra on that tipped me off.

I don't know any woman that does that.
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>>701694506
He's already shown rational cognition soon after doing it by going to the bathroom door and trying to get her to answer him. The drug route won't work anymore.
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>>701694181
this is not the worst advice
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>>701693623
Real shit b8
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>>701694097
english just not how it should be written
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>>701691845
everything here except the last part
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The fact that 99.999999% Of all wincest videos are fake did not scare op.. he deserve the beating
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>>701694506

Maybe go downstairs and start breaking shit. Throw all the dishes on the floor. Make it seem like you're having a psychotic episode. Your parents will be concerned and you'll have to deal with that stuff, but they won't think you're a pervert. You can claim to not really remember what happened.
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>>701694625I know quite a few
but op is still full of shit
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>>701691351
bad way out
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OP Isn't listening you fucks.
It's some kid typing shit wrong to seem under pressure. OP. Give proof or fuck off. This isn't how it works. If you want actual advice then say you took LSD from a friend. Don't say what one. You sound like a pussy so they wont believe you bought it. Don't say it was in school because then the school will be involved.
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>>701694792
>husband gets home
>house smashed up
>wife locked in bathroom crying
I don't think that will go well.
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guys i cant fucking do this theres no way i can possibly talk myself out of this. i tried to knock on the door one more time and it seems liek shes ok, i can hear her breath through the key hole.
Even if i managed to somehow exaplain this fucked up situation to her, what would i tell to my dad? he would fucking kill me for sure.
ill just pack my shit and leave as soon as possible. Thanks for you help /b/ros, i appreciate it, but this just completely fucked up.
If something happens, i'll report back, but for now im just going to pack my shit
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you should just tell her you were trying to climb back inside.
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OP here, she won't open her door to talk to me, i have disconnected the phone so she can't call my father up. I tried telling her it would be fun to try but still, she won't respond what the fuck should i do
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>>701694506
This is actually pretty good. Pretend to be passed out in your room before anyone enters
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>>701694952
Dude you can talk your way out of anything. You have to just seem really vulnerable.

If need be, say you're going to kill yourself.
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>>701694952
Good for you. Honestly this is the only situation i would ever say this in, but you fucked yourself over, and you should leave.
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>>701694952
>i can hear her breath through the key hole
WTF is she a spermwhale or something?
Right now you only option is to rape and threaten her so she won't tell your dad. You're fucked up anyway, yo ucan't screw this up more, you can only gain a sex slave. Do it you pussy little cunt
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Your mum's a fucking pussy dude. Over reacted to some point and click fantasy.
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>>701690038
>20 ys old virgin
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>>701695167
Nah he should say he'll kill himself if anyone finds out.
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>>701695102
>Dude you can talk your way out of anything.
no, that's really not true.
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>>701695230
True but I think emotional blackmail is the best route here.
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>>701695201
I'm more concerned he still lives with his moth If he was younger he could have just said "Lol I'm hormones".
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>>701695173
>Point and click fantasy

Wut?
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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE FUCKTARDS??? NOT EVEN A SINGLE TIMESTAMPED PIC IS POSTED!!! WTF /b/ ????
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>>701694952
You've gotta try OP. Explain yourself to her. Otherwise, good luck on the road.
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>>701694952
Ask your dad if he ever thought of fucking his mum. If he says no he is a liar.
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>>701695349
WE'VE BEEN TRYING HE WON'T FUCKING LISTEN.
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>>701695366
I like u
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>>701694199
Checked and kek'd
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>>701695349
Not even OP here. What would you want a timestamp on? A wall? OP? Fairies? Are you baiting or are you really this stupid?
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>>701695349
how would a timpestamped picture prove anything you fucking retard? I can make up a story and just make a timestamp - how is that a proof? Picture of locked bathroom? Oh great - thats convincing!
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>>701695491
then leave faggot
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>>701693363
>tell her that you have to talk
yeah
act like a real man

ayyyyyyyy elemeyoooo
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>>701695588
anything to keep my interest, or I suggest we all abandon thread
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>>701695598
To prove hes not a fucking 12 year old thinking he's funny.
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>>701695598
The story
>one day father goes out with his friends
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>>701690038
you already fucked up by being still living with your parents. try taking a bottle of aspirin or fighting your dad. glhf
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>>701690038
oh lol, if this real you deserve everything that's coming to you, loser. should've thought about this before mate. this just made my day.
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>>701695896
it's fake, autist
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>>701690869
Pretend you are on drugs and you don't even remember what happened
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>>701690038
Accept it. You tried to finger bang your mum. Most people aren't cool with this. How about, you just tell the truth. You're fucked anyway, if you just admit you're fucked you might get some therapy and to be honest a bit of an easy ride. Or your fucking ass beat. But you will be getting your ass beat anyway. But let's be honest non of this has happened, so non of it matters.
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>>701694506
lol
MY SON IS DROPING ACID AND TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS OWN MOTHER!!!!
what is going on with kids these days?
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>>701696013
NIGGER WE WENT THROUGH THIS
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>>701695896
>Be on 4chan
>Call others loser
Whew lad
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apologize man just tell her that you haven't really felt womanly warmth and that you are a virgin and and you are 20 year old so ut just happened because you were not being yourself and for being virgin for that long you just got some twisted idea and apologize again. i am sure she will forgive you shes your mom afterall these kind of things happen a lot in our country but just because of that people don't just break long old blood relationships so people just keep these kind of things hidden.
apologize and leave your home
and in our country there is literally a village where people buy donkeys for their son literally for fucking so that they don't rape,
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>>701695446
You disturb me
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>>701693529
Kek
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>>701695588 (checked)
>>701695598 (fuck off)
Where in my post does it mention "timestamped pic will prove all of this"??
NO YOU FUCKTARDS , i want to see some effort put into this shit and make me a little be more interested and it annoys me to see all the little faggots on /b/ acting extra faggoty!!!
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>>701696075
Believe it or not some people can be worse than other people.
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>>701690038
ok, this thread is getting out of control, first,
we need to find where is op right now, if he is dead
we will all leave this poor thread & watch some anime,
what about that :)
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>>701692294
Lol
But yes, this might be the best idea
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>>701696240
fucking weeb

Yeah but seriously where the fuck is op, did his dad ded him?
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>>701696207
>and it annoys me to see all the little faggots on /b/ acting extra faggoty!!!

what the fuck anon, are you angry?
do you want a cup of tea?
i have enough beer for us both, come over
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>>701696123
Top fucking kek, really? What country m8?
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>>701694952
OP Tell her the truth, and then leave, keep your sellphone on so she can call you. Don't worry, everthing is gonna be alright. things will be a little bit akward, but alright.
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>>701696240
Go back to your own country.
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>>701691047
>>701691845
>>701694728
This is actually a semi solid plan.
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>>701696239
deep

as anons mothers pusseh
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>>701696307
I don't trust any anon who doesn't like anime...
Get out CNN
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>>701696400
>sellphone
ur 12 stop
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>>701696207
I would think that you like the extra faggotry, seeing as you like being sexed in the butt.
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>>701696448
go back to /a/ please
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>>701696448
>anime
you fucking pleb
I like manga.

and anime, ocasionally.
ok maybe im a weeb sometimes
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guys i think im done here, packed the most important shit and im leaving my home right now

i took some old pills my therapist gave me few years ago on my anxiety so i should feel ok for the next few hours

anyways thanks for your help guys, i'll report back tomorrow around the same time where i'll be going, where i'll live and that kind of stuff

advice for fuck like me: it does not work irl like it does in porn or stories here on 4chan
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>>701696353
do you have any mountain dew?
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>>701696448
do u like wolf and spice?
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why does everyone get in a tizzy about these stories when they're so obviously fake
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>>701696360
Dont remember exactly but theres a vice docu on that
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>>701696504
stop hammertime
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>>701696636
kys please
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>>701696571
gods speed, anon. try to unfuck yourself.
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>>701696360
Pakistan i am not lying those vilages are full of superstitions and black magic stories and a lot of /x/ material. the things like believing that earth is flat and how moon landing was fake /x/ take special pride in those shits but it is hip here to research and believe that earth is flat and how moon landing is fake
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>>701696571
Best of luck to you, anon. Please don't be too much of a degenerate in future.
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>>701696571
Godspeed OP, you crazy fuck
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>>701696602
they're fake but they're fun. It's called entertainment fuckass
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>>701690038
You sick perverted ideas are now turning back at you because you deserve it. IT'S YOUR FUCKING MOTHER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU SICK MENTAL CUNT! !! I hope your dad beats the Fucking shit out of you. Piece of shit !!!
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>>701696511
i do like a little bit of sex in da butt but no homo tho!
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>>701696721
>stan country
allahu akbar my m8
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>>701696571
i dont know wha the pic always uploads like this

anyways, i left a short message written on paper under the bathroom door so she knows whats going on. i didnt see her taking the message, but hopefully she will read it.
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>>701696571
If you run you admit everything

Better to try some crowd controle
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>>701696600
Of fucking course, who the fuck doesn't
>>701696571
Holy shit the fucker's doing it.
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>>701696571
Watch out for homeless people setting you on fire.
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>>701696588
no

Amstel.
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Kill yourself in the bloodiest way possible hahahahahahahaha
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>>701694625
Nah, that's not a giveaway. OP said that she fell asleep watching TV. Very few people take off their clothes just to watch TV.
>porn is an exception
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>>701696890
2edgy
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>>701696890
ur 12 stop
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>>701696571
I still say rapeing her is your best option. In for a penny in for a pound and all that
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Tell her you are missing those times when you were a baby and drank mother's milk and was in her uterus. You just wanted to return to those good old days.
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>>701696855
there is no crowd control. Have you been reading the fucking thread?
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Just tell her "Mom, you were moaning and touching yourself while saying my name....I thought that you were awake. Now that I know you were actually asleep, we should discuss exactly why you were doing that..."
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>>701696948
you're 13, stop!
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>>701696123
You probably live in brazil or india disgusting 3th world peasant. Jump infront a truck
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>>701694964
Underrated
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>>701696826
the wierd thing is i am a Hindu in a muslim country its like borax on gold
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>>701696999
nice trips
I think he meant Crown control
in his house his father is the king

now it makes sense
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>>701696999
Dude running only makes everything worse.. she will know you wanted to fuck her
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>>701694964
kek
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>>701696571
just act like a retarded idiot, if they ask something just dont answer, they maybe call a psychiatrist, and problem solved
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>>701696600
that anime is so cool. love the song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6JVjuo1u5Q
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>>701696571
Finally this caught my attention, i still believe this is fake as fuck but I appreciate the effort.
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>>701697065
>>701696948
>>701696890
You're all faggots stop
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>>701694410
Roll for this
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after a long fucking time its a gold thread, or maybe silver
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>>701691072
That's how I fucked my cousin
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>>701697207
>>/a/
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>>701697256
What's your point fellow faggot?
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>>701697065
>feels the need for an exclamation point
please kys
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>>701693921
says the guy that sexually assaulted his mother.

you're like 25. right?
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>>701697207
ewww naked female!!! DISGUSTING
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>>701697407
>kys
take your own advice
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This story most likely fake.
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Op here
Just went out the front door but then realised I forgot my money and when I went back in my mum was on the phone. Now running down the road
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>>701697486
ur 12 stop
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>>701697133
1.) If he uses the dare idea, he still touched his mom's pussy, so he's going to get beat and their relationship will never be the same.
2.) He can't reasonably pretend to be on drugs, he made logical decisions to check on her and such. Also, even if he pulled off being on drugs, his relationship with his mother would STILL be fucked.
3.) If he fakes a psychotic episode, he STILL tried to fucking finger his own mother, relationship won't be the same.
4.) If he runs away, the only difference is that he'll slightly delay his punishment (I'm assuming he's underage, just got that vibe from the story)
He's fucked no matter what so he might as well bolt and maybe grow the balls to kill himself before his dad does it for him.
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OP KICK IN THE DOOR!
WITH ADVICE FROM THE 'CHAN NUMBA 4!
ALL YOU HEARD WAS "MOMMA I WONT FUCK YOU NO MORE!"
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>>701691605

Orrr.. kill her then rape her.
>Finally dream come true of fucking mom
>Dont have to deal with awkwardness during and after
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>>701697566
Who the fuck was she calling OP
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>>701697650
that wasn't real op you retarded nigger
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>>701691927
This
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>>701697703
Shut up Fe-man
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>>701691072
this x1000
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She is probably touching herself in the bathroom after what happened.
Go for it OP, we and my wife's son are 100% behind you.
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>>701697650
Not sure as soon as I saw her on the phone I ran straight back out the door. All I heard was her slightly crying and saying yeah
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>>701691744
You got a point
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>>701696571
she can give you advices about being homeless.
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Someone screencap this thread in case it's real.
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>>701697897
top kek hahaha funni faggot

gtfo this thread is all bait

you niggers fail at understooding shit

fucking cancer that kills the B
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>>701697787
Show your stupid face or post your mom
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>>701690038
"im passed"
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>>701697787
dude. your her son right? its not like she would see it as rape. If you never had sex before, just tell her you were very curious,. she wil look on the internet for help. and the internet will tell her its just normal boy behavior to have sexueel feelings towards your mother, unless she is a landwhale.
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>>701697969
You're killing the dream faggot
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So i'm on my way to the train station. luckily somebody gave me a ride for the shithole i live in.
Anyways, i'm still kinda fucked from the whole thing but if you want you can ask me some questions right now, which is kinda weird but idk what to do right now
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>>701691264
This. only, you did some research chemical, so when you go to the hospital they don't know what to test for.
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btw that wasnt me talking about the phone situation... theres not even (op)....
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>>701698164
Show pic of mom
Show pic of you
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>>701698164
where do you live anon?
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>>701698164
Kill yourself you massive cocksucking jew loving ultra beta fagshit

Cancer
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>>701698164
Did you even talk to her?
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>>701698164
What did your moms pussy feel like?
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Trust me I'm a psychologist. You wouldn't wanted to fuck her in the first place if she would've been raising you properly. It therefore is her fault. Explain that to her and tell her fucking you fixes that and will make you man who is no longer a mommy-loving faggot.
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>>701698323
yeah sure ill post picture of myself after all ive done... im not posting pics of my mom why would i post her pics on the internet? i still love her shes my mum its not like i hate her
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>>701698164
if you are decently feminine you should start renting your butt out to rich older men. you might get lucky and one adopts you as a living sex doll.
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Next time put something into her drink
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>>701696947
>muh edgy
Hello, reddit
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>>701698164
Give any picture of your mom dmit
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>>No.701697969
>>No.701698340

Same fag
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>>701698397
no, well i tried, but she didnt respond in any way
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>>701698339
i live in the czech republic
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>>701696998
Kekekkkkkktt
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If you run away atleast break down the door and bend her over before you go.
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>>701698495
Love her enough to molest her. Cmon op, share the love
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>>701698495
black out face fucktard!
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>>701698492
How does that make any sense? Plenty of people are fucked in the head for other reasons.
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>>701697641
OP THIS IS ONLY A WIN WIN WIN WIN SITUATION
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>>701690038
say you took some lsd your friend gave to you and dont remember anything
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>>701698698
czech'em
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>>701691666
Best thing you could do right now.
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>>701698164
no way you have this kind of daylight at half past 8 in cz
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>>701698861
>WIN WIN WIN WIN
i see 2 wins only
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Dude by running you made it worse.. now she thinks you wanted to rape her.. Every other option would have ben better... now your completely fucked
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>>701698495
if you still love her you need to comeback and find ant shitty excuse you can think of.
shes your mother man.. she love you more then herself and she probably kill herself if you run away.
you won't see her again if you run away.

please listen to me, I'v been there
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>>701698959
>Implying she'd kill herself over this worthless pervert sperg of a son
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>>701698959
haha fuck off faggot

op is a beta bbc cuck and should ran away as much as he can

let his whore mother kill herself
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>>701698698
come to Hungary, we have many retarded here. In fact, our prime minister is also one of them.
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>>701698900
why not? its september the suns out untill like 9pm. this is what it looks like right now
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>>701699067
mothers love anon . Shell forgive a murderer
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Btw being homeless isnt that bad. All you have to worry about is food. You can pretty much dumpster dive almost fresh food near every store or supermarket. You can go into bakeries and ask for remains. Make sure to get a bucket you can wash your clothes in and with which you can wash yourself. Make sure to keep yourself clean. You can pretty much sleep wherever you want. Tough make sure no one knows where you are, or can spot you. You don't want some random jerk drop a boulder on your head like in that gif.
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>>701699067
>Whaaaa pervy pervy pervy pervy whaaaaaa muh puritanical morlaaaas
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heres your way out, op:

tell her you have been having strong homosexual feelings. your feelings towards females are like the other guys. you dont like this. you want to change this. in your messed up head, you thought it would be a good idea to test yourself, you heterosexuality, on your mom, since you have had no luck in trying to get with other girls. you became desperate in your quest to rid yourself of your attraction to men.

this is the only way. also, she might feel so sorry for you, that you may not tell your father out of embarrassment for you, as in your father knowing that you may like dick.
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>>701699182
i mean august, well almost september
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>>701699127
fucking kek
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>>701698959
many people do not unconditionally love their children.
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>>701699211
idc bout the morals, we're on a fucking internet forum. I just know his mother wouldn't want that piece of trash at home anymore. She'd never feel safe.
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>>701696636
ayy
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>>701698164
Does your mother love you?
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>>701699196
+
Go see the world anon. I recommend r/vagabond. You can find info on how to hop trains too
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>>701699352
apparently not enough
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>>701699127
i was thinking about going to the UK, plane tickets are super cheap right now. i mean i pretty much fucked up my life so why not go to the country i always wanted to live in
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>>701699418
We dont want you.
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>>701699418
Let's see a pic of your mom..
Black face if needed but please let's see what you traded your life away for
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>>701699418
see >>701699462
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>>701699418
Well, at first go someplace where you can get yourself together, and then plan the tour maybe. UK is a shithole btw, i'd go to Germany if thats an option.
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>>701699462
you only want niggers and sandniggers to cuck you
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>>701699462
Kek
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>>701699462
No one cares what britbongs want. Shouldn't you be busy trying to keep sheep fuckers from successfully seceding from you?
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>>701699182
i live in croatia which has almost the same longitude and it was complete dark here at 8:20
http://www.timeanddate.com/sun/czech-republic/prague

so stop lying and stop jerking of to your mom you faggot motherfucker, you will never fuck her

and listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybDNTmPw9oE
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>>701699523
no fuck you. just because i did the thing doesnt mean im gonna post pics of her on the internet
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