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Slampiggy thread.
What would you do to mine?
Let's see yours.

Also general chubby/bbw/fat thread.
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Random chub for interest
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>>701675052
Nice butthole
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>>701676467
Thanks!
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>>701676621
Anymore close up?
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Anyone here wanna hit this?
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>>701676933
Opening her holes. Any good?
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>>701677194
I would. Lets see naked.
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>>701677333
Perfect
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Mine... She's a freak , we fuck all the time , but she won't suck my dick , wtf?
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>>701677413
Giving you any ideas?
What would you do/make her do?
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>>701677461
Yeah what the fuck. You make slampigs suck your dick. No wonder she is your ex
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>>701677676
She's not an ex.... We fuck all the time , she's always asking for me to fuck her.... But I brought up that one of my ex smelled bad and she's like yeah , she kinda hinted at me.... I use soap on mah shit , do u guys scrub ur dick or wtf ?
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>>701677461
If you're fucking a pig you don't give her a choice about whether or not she sucks your dick. Especially when you take it out of her ass.
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>>701678253
So just shove it in her mouth ?
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>>701678028
My bad. I scrub but thats for my benefit. Mines quite into being dominated so i choke her and slap her a bit and dont really give her achoice before stuffing it down her throat
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>>701678479
Nah this female has a grape history from a young age. Can't even slap her... Just her ass.
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>>701677461
Same with my little fatty. But she lets me fuck her ass and tons of other nasty kinks of mine.
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>>701675052

This is mine. I love it when she's sweaty.

I'd do the same to yours, OP - then roll her on her front and lick and jerk over that ass as she squirmed
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>>701678990
Yeah this female don't mind all that , Just never done anal , so she's kinda hesitant with an amateur.
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>>701679060
Wtf is the sweat shit all about ?
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>>701679301
That's a fine ass bitch
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My ex.
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>>701679291
It's fun for the kink factor but honestly it's kind of overrated unless you're really in the mood for it.
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>>701677194
Def interested in more of her!

I'd enjoy stretching out all her holes repeatedly.

Show me her tits now
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>>701679359

I love sex when it's dirty, sweaty and smelly. Part of the reason why I prefer an open-minded fuckpig to a vanilla skinny girl any day of the week.
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>>701679900
Lol you sir are a sick man. Would you eat out a sweaty/fishy pussy ?
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>>701680466
Great ass. Would lick her "O"
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>>701678432
The point of a piggy is that you're letting her bet above her league by fucking her like she's an 8. What's in it for you other than getting your rocks off? Never having to give up the driver's seat. You call all the shots. If she balks you can easily find another slampig. The fun of it is the unspoken agreement that you're only sticking around as long as she pleases you, and making her work for that.
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>>701680806
Lol well she's not exactly a slam pig , but damn.... I like that idea... Might have to get one.
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>>701680443

Not too fishy, but yes. Smelly pussy feels wrong but turns me on because I'd never admit to pressing my face between huge fat smelly thighs.

Bonus if she's wearing/has worn shiny wetlook leggings, latex or plastic panties.
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>>701680806
two words

herpes

warts

that is all.
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>>701681110
Wtf does that have to do with anything ?
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>>701681057
Always worked for me. I'd keep a piggy or two on the side while chasing higher value targets. Made it much easier to keep my cool around them because I wasn't sexually frustrated - girls hate the smell of sexual frustration. So I'd chase the pretty ones while banging the pigs. When you catch the pretty ones you fuck them just like you fuck the pigs and they love you for it.

That was pretty much the only way I could negotiate female sexuality - by just getting as much of it all over me as I could. The girls could smell it and found me more attractive as a result.
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>>701678028
Hold the phone bro. She won't suck your dick because it's dirty? That what I'm reading here? Wash your dick every day bro, damn. lather that bitch up with unscented soap, cause your a man, and wash that dick dude. Seriously, would you lick her puss if it was covered in piss, sweat and other types of cheese?

FUCK. WASH. YOUR. DICK.
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>>701682343
Lol I wouldn't.... But man I wash it with soap and scrub with my finger , do you guys literally use a scrub on it or wtf ?
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>>701682174
This is true , as I'm just fucking one right now , but an ex wants to fuck and a homegirl does to.... But my ex is a hamplanet , and so is the other one but the other one had huge titties and ass.
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I've had the opportunity to have myself a few pigs in my life, but with work and everything else... My shit just doesn't get hard like it used to when I was a teen. All the stress and what not.
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>>701682521
Sponge luffa if you fuck a lot. You'll want something soft otherwise you could rub ya dick raw. Soap isn't a great lube, so just don't beat your meat intensively while cleaning.

If your in a bind, lather your hand up real nice, then lather your balls/dick/taint up. Let that shit stay sudsy until your ready to get out. That should help remove smell. If not, get anti bacteria soap and use it until desired effect.

It's less about the motion and more about the contact time. Obviously wanna scrub a bit, but it's not like you dip your dick in motor oil, right?
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>>701682822
Checked
Listen sucka, you weren't put on this earth to be a fuckin wage slave. You were put here to slam your hard meat into some pussy. Stop focusing on the wrong shit, i'm not saying to quit your job or stop fulfilling your responsibilities, keep doing that shit, i'm saying to go get yourself a slampig and start slamming that pig you motherfucker.
Pic related
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I'm looking for more of this slam pig
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When the fuck did this turn into a thread on personal hygine?
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>>701683180
That's why I don't scrub it , it dries up my dick and makes me feel sore before I even fuck , which makes me bust quick as fuck. Might have to get anti bacterial soap. Not sure if I should ask her... Why she doesn't suck my dick.>>701683180
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>>701683480
Shut up bitch
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What would you do to my piggy?
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>>701684450
Her ass
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>>701683313
I know bro, I know. I need to get my dick shit together so I can start fucking again. Gotta find the time to do that though. Today is my first day off in a while, and that was because I threw up blood today. Lol.
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>>701684061
Anti-bacteria soap should help with the smell as long as you use it enough. Whatever "enough" is for you is your call. On the other hand, she's a slam piggy. Don't let her get the wrong idea here bro, she's a tool for your pleasure. Never let piggy forget that, but maybe asking why she won't suck your dick will help you get your dick sucked more often in the future?

Even if she were to say your dick smells like cheese, mold and old shit nuggets... Just clean yourself up, dump the pig and start over.
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>>701682732
It's easier to keep perspective when you're fucking more than one girl, even if they're pigs. You're less likely to fall for a girl who is obviously a shitty match for you just because you're fucking her. Because you're also fucking other girls. Then when you hook up with a desirable one the relationship starts with her knowing she has to please you to keep you around, which is a good start.
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Last one for now. How would you slam her?
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>>701684580
>I threw up blood today.
Think it's stress related?

I was there once /b/ro, a year ago. If I didn't quit my job I probably wouldn't be here today. Financially it's been hard, but not as hard as dealing with my old cunt boss was. I got a sweet job working from home and have a few other things in the works. Money is still tight, but i'm fuckin happy now.

Process your shit, and get back to enjoying some part of your day, every day. You can do the thing.
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>>701680466
moar
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>>701684980
Reverse pile driver because I like to keep things classy
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>>701684846
Another good play is just having ever encounter with pig begin with the two of you showering. Play it off as a romantic thing, but it will make the experience better for the both of you.
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Requesting moar of the OG Queen Slam Piggy. The slam hog that started it all
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>>701685655
I actually dated this swine two years ago. Nothing better than draining my bag in her asshole, fucking delicious. AMA, lads.
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>>701685749
You dated slam piggy? Is that pussy as legendary as it looks?
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Here is mine. Ready to be used
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>>701685749
Anal is always more delicious when the ass is fat.
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>>701685799
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>>701685885
Yes, her real name is Urglegrue. German broad, trashy and classy at the same time. She let me pump caramel syrup up her cornhole with squeeze bottle and then fuck her. Made her suck the caramel/shit slurry off my cock after I busted raw.

>>701685915
Amen, my nig.
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>>701677461
Moarr
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>>701685900
pls keep going
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>>701686169
Since you asked nicely
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>>701686010
I think slam piggy is from California bruh, her name is Haley Sanchez or something
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>>701686465
I like her outfit
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>>701686523
No, you fucking retard. I know her real name, you see. I took a video of me hotdogging her unwashed asshole. I'll post it if you roll trips. Quads get a MEGA link to 4 GB of her videos that I took. OC.
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>>701677461
Yo you called her your ex when this was posted the other day bro
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>>701686646
quads, fuck off you faggot
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>>701686646
if you have that video I'll be beating off for weeks
Hail queen piggy
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>>701686398
i love when she's cuffed or bound
have more of these?
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>>701686695
the best is having a slam pig with pig tails
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>>701685099
It is probably mostly stress related. Likely a bleeding ulcer(s). I go in for a stomach scope Wednesday.

This is fate bro! I've been considering leaving my job and working on my own mental health a lot lately. Currently, I work as a furniture and appliance delivery man. It's not really hard work and it pays well enough that I can survive. $10 an hour. Not great, but enough to live off of.

What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking? Any advice on starting a business or how to start working from home? I have skills, I just don't know how to market them.

>>701685228
This can work well or backfire badly depending on if the pig understand her place or not. I've had bad lucky with finding the pigs that have a case of the crazies. Bitch tried to set my dog on fire if you can believe that. I back handed that hoe so hard, it was my first time ever seriously hitting a chick.
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>>701687386
Moarrt
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>>701687723
>>701687386
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>>701687378
Love her hangers! More?
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>>701687607
yeah
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>>701687607
Yes please! More udder shots!
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>>701687723
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>>701687607
Sweet piggy ass!
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>>701688641
faggot post the whole pic
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>>701688578
>>701688036
>>701687723
>>701687386
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>>701688911
Let's see her choking on cock
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>>701687607
I would so love to unload up her poop chute.
>>701687684
Psychologically the pig does not want the role you put her into. She wants you to be her knight in shining armor who will be her ticket to a more glamorous life with higher social status. She'll settle for being your fucktoy because she has low self-esteem, and you banging her like she was the hottest piece of ass on the planet allows her to feel that way for a little while. But her resentment over the situation can sneak up on you. Best to keep as much of a barrier as possible between her and the rest of your life. If possible have everything go down at her place. Keep her away from your friends and the rest of your personal life.
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>>701675052
Another angle
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>>701688532
>>701688368
have pics of her where she's tied up?
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>>701688977
>>701688911
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>>701684612
>>701684538
>>701684450

I would fuck her in every hole hard . After I finish deep in her ass I piss in her mouth. Then I force her to make me a sandwich naked while my cum drips from her ass.
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>>701688641
Moar!!!
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>>701689211
You need to train her to watch those teeth!
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>>701689409
Fantastic, gag that whore
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>>701689409
noice!
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>>701687723
moar
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>>701689576
more pls
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>>701687941
have more of them?
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>>701689498
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>>701680466
Analwhore is best whore
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>>701689763
Nice fat belly and saggy tits on this whore, is she passed out?
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>>701687684
>10 an hour. Not great, but enough to live off of.
Not sure what country you're in but if the US you can get a job at home depot or Lowes making the same to start. The toll on your body is much less than it would be compared to your current job.

>What do you do for a living if you don't mind me asking?
I'm a private contractor for an online college. I set up and make the courses available for each semester. When i'm not doing that I do textbook comparisons when a newer version of the textbook comes out. It was a right place right time sort of thing.

>Any advice on starting a business or how to start working from home? I have skills, I just don't know how to market them.
My best tip is to put together a plan, figure out each step, and start getting things done.

I'm going to start selling handkerchiefs to the edc community on instagram and facebook. There are already a ton of we'll established people doing the same thing but all of their designs are pretty similar so i'm going in a slightly different direction to try and stand out. I have a few other ideas in the works, and you should too, in case that doesn't pan out.

I also drive for uber, but that's more to get out of the house and meet people than it is for money. The uber system is designed to work against the driver, but can be profitable if you're smart about how you work it.

What skills do you have that you're trying to sell?
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>>701689725
have pics where she's tied up?
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>>701679060
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>>701684980

show face
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>>701689167
Beautiful; more?.
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>>701689725
pls go on with her
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Gf right now what do you think
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>>701691130
You rail that ass?
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>>701686797
Why does her tattoo look so familiar
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>>701691130
Think i need to see more of that ass
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>>701691001
I'm not into cuck stuff, and I don't have anything against anons being into it, but are you implying that the chick you posted is into cuck shit?
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>>701691222
Hell yeah I do she doesn't have a high sec drive like I do but when it goes down it goes down also it's a good thing cause she stays tight all the time
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>>701691130
MOAR
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>>701678028

baby powder your balls bro. Ladies appreciate it and definitely notice the consideration.
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>>701691346
I'll try to sneak in a pic bro
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>>701690169
Plenty
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>>701691613
Looks nice! Any more of this chubby slut?
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This ones with me. Tightest tightness I've ever stuffed.
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>>701686773
She ain't my ex nigga , that's mah bitch for the time being.
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>>701685655

How does she have a nickname when all I ever see of her are the same two pics? Is there nothing more?
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>>701692284
Gotta love that fatgirl tight pussy
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>>701692306
>How does she have a nickname when all I ever see of her are the same two pics?
Those two pics get reposted constantly, that's how
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>>701692284
I'm gonna post more because fap goddamn you
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>>701692069
Me and my bitch
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>>701691404
You can explain to her that if she wants to keep you she has to see to it you're taken care of regardless of her level of sex drive. But that looks like a great ass to bust a nut in, regardless.
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>>701692572
I've had a girl like that , she was huge tho.... She had a fatass just like that when bent over tho. Damn that fat bitch could suck a dick tho....
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>>701692614
Why would you share this? Glad you're getting it and all, but you two are disgusting.
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>>701692572
Wow that ass tho makes my dick hard
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>>701679060
"The Not-So-Little Spermaid"
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>>701692614
Great pic!!!!
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>>701692572
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>>701692692
I did man and she still doesn't see it like I do but it's a good and bad thing good cause I know she won't go around whoring around with others but bad cause I don't get ass every night haha
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>>701692789
Whatever man she's a 5/7 and I'm a grower not a shower
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>>701691524
She needs a cock in her mouth too.
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>>701691944
have also some pics where you can see the ropes?
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>>701689974
>I'm a private contractor for an online college.
I'm actually pretty jealous of your life right now, as sad as it is to see myself type that. Was that something you needed a degree for, or did you just apply and take a chance?

I'd love to just start over or something, but i've got a lot of debt from my credit card and medical bills.... Probably about 10k-12k worth of debt. Plus my car, which I still owe about 8 or so thousand on.

>My best tip is to put together a plan, figure out each step, and start getting things done.
I'd love to get the ball rolling, but I'm still trying to figure out where to start. I haven't even decided on a good idea yet. Not sure if I wanna sell something(s) or offer a service. I feel like a service job would be more reliable than having my own shop, online or otherwise.

>I'm going to start selling handkerchiefs to the edc community on instagram and facebook.
I have no idea what the edc community is or does.

>I have a few other ideas in the works, and you should too, in case that doesn't pan out.
I don't even know where to begin. Should I just get a pen and notebook and think about shit I could sell or do?

>I also drive for uber
I REALLY wanted to do this, but I don't know how to do taxes nor do I really understand how to be a profitable uber driver. I do have a nice care though, and driving is somewhat of a relaxing thing for me.

>What skills do you have that you're trying to sell?
Currently, I'm not trying to sell any skill. Today is literally the first day I've had off in a while. I basically just decided to realistically check into this avenue of survival.

I know a little about computer, but not enough to open my own shop.
I know a little about lawn care, but not enough to claim I'm a professional.
I have my cdl-b, but have never had a job that needed it.
Fairly decent with people, Though I'm not sure how I could turn that into a profession. Good at motivation and shit.

Text wall. Sorry.
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>>701685655
moar
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>>701693385
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Gf
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>>701679900
Me too. Glad I am not the only one who feels this way. As long as they don't stink it's all good with me. I love fat chicks, tight pussies, their soft, and they aim to please.
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>>701689242
Nice. Here is her cunt.
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>>701693008
You can always pick up another piggy on the side then. If she finds out it's her fault for not taking care of you in the first place. But if you're discreet she won't find out.
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how's mine look? more if interested
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My piggy sucking.
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Anyone want more of this lil piggy?
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>>701695455
Yeah sure
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>>701695012
Anyone stroking?
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>>701695455
Definitely! Unleash lil piggy tits
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>>701695035
Been there done that but she found out I was on other social media sites talking to girls never found out about the 2 bbws I had that just wanted cock all the time one was a Latina 10 years older than me the other was a black bbw huge melons and a huge ass she was a huge freak too wanted me and 5 of my friends running a train on her but since my friends prefer a different type of girl I took her to an adult theater since I can't fuck at home I went in first next thing I knew 4 more guys were on top of this chick at the same time. But since she found out I've been laying really really low key trying to find me another piggy I usually get in Craigslist and look for a couple that has a bbw wife
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>>701695983
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>>701695019
keep goin'
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>>701695062
wanna fuck her
keep going
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Gf. More?
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>>701696032
Want more?
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>>701693271
Oh fucking hell. No wonder she's THE slam piggy. Just basted me keyboard
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>>701695744
Understand. Bottom line ios your needs have to be met. If she doesn't want you fucking other people she has to meet them. If she doesn't then you're within your rights to fuck other people.

I explained that to the girl who is now my wife ten years ago. For the last decade I've gotten blown whenever I ask for it. She's gotten so good she can get me off in under five minutes, right down her fucking throat. And out of respect for being treated so well I haven't stuck my dick in another girl.
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>>701695455
What happened to sharing more of her?
Still here?
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>>701676252
i love her happy smile
10/10 would kiss, cuddle, and drench with cum
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>>701695062
Please continue
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>>701695455
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>>701697291
You got sum more boi?
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>>701689167
oh yes, more please
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>>701697291
>>701696989
Had trouble finding where I had her hidden, Names Sarah
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>>701693924
Moar slam piggy please
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>>701697400
>>701697291
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>>701694219
>I'm actually pretty jealous of your life right now, as sad as it is to see myself type that. Was that something you needed a degree for, or did you just apply and take a chance?
It was a right place right time sort of thing, but i used to work for a (kind of) multi level marketing company where I learned about networking, so it was really networking that got me the job.

>I'd love to just start over or something, but i've got a lot of debt.
That's not bad considering how bad many others have it. I have a similar debt currently, down from $54k. Don't let it get you down, most people i know are hurting financially right now even if they don't want to admit it.

>I'd love to get the ball rolling, but I'm still trying to figure out where to start. I haven't even decided on a good idea yet. Not sure if I wanna sell something(s) or offer a service. I feel like a service job would be more reliable than having my own shop, online or otherwise.
It's all difficult to start, re: landscaping you could start small. Just offer lawn mowing and weedwhacking and nothing more at a very low price. Thats what my dad did one summer, he used most of the money to buy a very high quality snow plow. he got a few solid contracts doing parking lots for businesses. Then he took most of that money and put it into a better mower and weed whacker.
1/2
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>>701691616
keem em' comin'
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>>701697451
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>>701696901
You lucky basterd she won't even blow me and well I'm a see if I can sneak in the conversation again but I know she's gonna have her head up high and not do it also we've been together for 3 years and have a son now so i I'm not looking to replace her but I am trying to make her understand also if I were to be free to put my dick inside any girl shit would be cool specially where I live at people come here just to fuck literally
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>>701697744
Noice cunt m8
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>>701692614
So how does it feel like riding Jonah Hill?
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>>701696089
You like my fattie?
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>>701697471

>edc
edc=every day carry, people tend to carry items every day, even if it isn't useful or practical. One item many like to carry is a handkierchief. I have access to a very high quality sewing machine and i recently met a person that sells fabric that can print my designs for me at a good price.
>I don't even know where to begin. Should I just get a pen and notebook and think about shit I could sell or do?
Yes absolutely, write that stuff down and look at it daily. You never know what might influence your thoughts throughout the day, so at least look at and think about your ideas every day. That's basically how i came to the conclusion that i am in a good position to sell handkierchiefs.
>Uber
I just pay a guy to do my taxes, costs me about $150 bucks. My uber advice is to do as much research as possible, especially in your area. I got a bunch of information from hanging out at uberpeople.net. The uber system is designed to work against the driver, that is a fact, but it doesn't mean that you can't profit from it.
>day off
Just make sure you use your time wisely, don't spend too much time on any one thing.
>pc
I've made money fixing friends' pc's phones etc but i know i can't make a business out of it. A friend of mine is doing very well replacing phone screens. It's simple work, just follow the steps. May be something to consider. The bonus is that he gets a ton of nudes regularly lol
>cdl-b
Find a job that requires it. Not everyone has that so you already have an advantage in that area.
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>>701698225
>Fairly decent
Turn "fairly decent" into "really good." Every time you go out where there are people have a conversation with a few people. They're strangers, they don't know you so you can "be" whatever version of yourself that you want to be. Don’t like the way the conversation is going? End it, figure out why things didn’t go how you wanted if you can, find a new person and start again. Most people are socially awkward and don’t realize it, take advantage of that.
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>>701698381
Last one I have, dont know how to upload the video of her.
Enjoy anon, was my ex fiancee
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>>701698482
She looks like a psycho bitch.
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>>701698555
I checkem
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>>701698555
Her cunt is so deep it can take like 10-15 loads before she's filled up. Anybody willing to come over and fill her up if I hog tie and blindfold her so she doesn't know she's being passed around?
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>>701692069
More???
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>>701698629
She is lol, if you want an asy whale to harpoon shes in SouthFlorida
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>>701697569
You have no choice but side girls. You have to set up the expectations at the beginning of the relationship. Now with a kid she can feel totally justified freezing you out. I have a buddy who made the same mistake, and his wife has been freezing him out since the kid was born three years ago. He's going out of his fucking mind. Lives with his wife and hasn't had sex in three years! Unfortunately he's a goblin with no game and not a lot of money, so his prospects for side girls aren't that bright.

Here's hoping your are better.
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>>701687612
Slam tight piggy
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>>701687612
slam tight piggy
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>>701699125
Eh, no thanks. I don't know what it is about me as a person but I attract a lot of psycho bitches.
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>>701699256
>Unfortunately he's a goblin with no game and not a lot of money, so his prospects for side girls aren't that bright.

>just described most of /b/
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>>701698979
Spread her pics around and tribute them and post them in chubby threads. I want to find her tributes on b tonight when I get off work. Then I want to fuck her and show her the pics as I cum all over her gucking face. If some anon tributes I will deliver to tonight. I'll post pics of her surprised look on her face all covered in my sperm.
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>>701699256
That's harsh bro I wouldn't even know what to do in that situation I would lose my mind to and thanks you for understanding my side hopefully I get her into it but if not I hope she let's me get into a open relationship who knows
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>>701699946
Sounds like a fun plan.
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>>701700126
Yup. Give me those tributes and I'll deliver. Somebody start a new thread.
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>>701699529
prolly cause theyre easy to get.
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how does one find a slampiggy?
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The Word "smell" has been used 9 times in this thread.
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>>701700452
Go to a college bar, look for a drunk fat chick. There's you new slampig.
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>>701700430
This. Also psycho bitches are often overtly sexy.
>>701699986
My pleasure, Anon. I fucked up a few relationships before I realized I had to state my expectations very clearly at the start, and just walk away from any girl who balked at them. The deal I made with my wife was simple: take care of me and I won't cheat, stop taking care of me and I will. She's been a good girl so far. If she ever stops being good I'll be balls deep in some other girls.
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>>701701224
Better than average
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>>701700430
I don't go after them, they come after me.
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>>701701463
Psychos are usually more forward than other girls. By just getting the girls who go after you you're only sampling the low hanging fruit. Try chasing some girls who are a little more demure and harder to get. Lowers the chance of them being psychos.
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>>701691524
I need to see more of this in the next thread.
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>>701701802
Thanks, I do good though. I've gotten to be good at identifying and avoiding them.
Here's mine-
Image limit whoops
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>>701694515
Moar!!
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