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G/Fur

As in gay faggot fag.
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s
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does anyone have the comic of the 2 deer in a lake and one starts fucking the other then the one taking its dad fucks the one giving it?
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>>701669802
Ye, it's sigma's skinny dipping.
google it bb.
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>>701669955
thanks man!
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So gay
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>>701670562
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>>701670663
I didnt say stop
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>>701670727
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>>701670858
Ok you can stop now
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>>701671146
Thanks, I ran out.
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dont let it die you faggots
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>>701668410
don't do that
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>>701672336
Moar?
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wtf post more plz
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hello ladies
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birb is the word ?
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>>701679088
can be if u want to
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>>701679294
:3
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>>701668410
LOL is that balto and pongo?
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>>701680533
That the kind of dom that'll make me like men like I did before.
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word
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>>701680699
on your knees, fox.
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>>701680999
I'm already on my knee, sugar
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Oh god, please stop with this dreadful RP.
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>>701681105
>:3
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>>701681328
LMAO
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>>701681343
When I see these kind of pic, I feel sad...
No human are good enough to be dominant without being stupids and crual
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>>701673587
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>>701681575
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>>701681629
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>>701681550
Objectively false. It's just much more obvious that the cruel ones are dominant.
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>>701681734
The only male I ever dated raped me, which makes me a little discriminant about men...

But I'd love to date a dominant yet classy and lovely guy.
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>>701681993
Well that took a turn.

But once bitten, twice shy is something I can understand. Also depends what you mean by exactly by dominant.
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>>701682320
Well, I don't like to take with men. I only like to take girl.
I mean in my brain, it's like "use penis for girl, use ass for men". I only like being the hole and the guy being the shovel.
Not sure if I'm clear
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>>701682482
Kinda. I think. Everyone has their specific preferences with this kinda of stuff.
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*fart*
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>>701682872
But I only find ugly men or crual men.
There's only girls that can be kind while still being the "man" of the couple
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>>701683024
*brrrrrt*
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All of you are either

1)Subhuman
2)Trolls.
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>>701683064
Sounds like you need to put them through a better vetting process before cocking them. Though, sometimes people are just horrible people and you just don't realize it until later.

>>701683136
>He says on /b/
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>>701683136
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>>701683136
are those exclusive or overlapping categories?
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>>701683268
I understand. Maybe I'm not checking enough the guy, maybe I'm also checking too much for some details...
But the guy that raped me was my best friend for a long time... So I'm unsure.
Anyway I'll start sharing some pics

(damn I love the blue clothing on that pic. I want the same)
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Would you fo lewd things to this chubby pup?
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>>701684053
No, too chuby
Skinny feel better, smell less and is way more fun in bed
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>>701683345
comme c'est mignon
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>>701684208
Que c'est chou
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http://i.4cdn.org/f/NICHIJ0U%20%5BDubstep%5D.swf

>>701684208
eat your meat?
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>>701684347
No
pic related

>>701684335
hon hon hon baguette
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>>701684475
oh LOL

I should make a kaguya folder
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>>701683558
Sometimes the bad doesn't come out until you're super close and it's too late.

But good luck man.
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>>701684475
En france nos baguettes sont grosse, ferme et juteuse, contrairement aux autres qui sont coincé au réfrigérateur.
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>>701673587
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>>701684609
Thank you. And good luck to you too
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>>701684565
but of who?

also
>not a horror manga

>>701684616
Everything I learned about France I learned from Madeline.
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Je ne parle pas francais.

Tu parle englais?
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>>701684695
Let me translate:
In france our bread is big, juicy (and I don't know what ferme mean), but yours are still in the fridge
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>>701684695
of kaguya

post that image
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>>701684831
I don't think I actually have it saved

Next time I go to /a/ for the Kaguya thread I'll grab it. Someone is bound to post it
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>>701684193
I can assure you he smells delicious <3
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>>701685035
At first yes, but after hours of sex, men smells like shit.
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>>701684954
excellent
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>>701684616
Baguette juteuse ? eww
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>>701686573
Ever tried cheese bread?
it's juicy, it's bread, and it taste great
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>>701685162
I don't know about you. But I don't sweat profusely during sex.
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>>701686679
Do you mean "le pain du fromage" ?
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>>701686828
Believe me when I say that chubby people sweat way more than thin people during sex

>>701686884
au* not du
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>>701686924
Well I don't? So I don't believe you. I've had sex with skinny and chubby guys too. No difference. All depends on the person.
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do people actually say "nut" instead of cum?
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>>701686924
Mais c'est pas drole de dire "pain au fromage" :(
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>>701687351
But it became unfun when you date an english man and he say "omelette du fromage" ten times a day.
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>>701668410
Why cant i get a boyfriend?
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>>701687334
yes
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>>701687624
Are you dom or sub?
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>>701687624
Because you are a chubby, greasy neckbeard perhaps?
Why else would you look at furryporn on /b/
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>>701687585
Et bien il suffit juste de lui dire 9/11 a chaque fois :3
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>>701687796
Sub, little personality but i have a lot of fight in me and i only meet people who either want to break me into a slut, which i dint want. Or get turned off cuz they cant handle me :c
Like the other anon i only meet ugly people or jerks but my v-card still intact
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>>701687926
I look at /b/ furryporn but I'm skinny and doesn't have a beard and is fully educated! Not everyone are awful humans here! (just most of us)
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>>701672336
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>>701688075
>not being versatile/switch
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>>701688075
Too bad I'm also a sub.
Just try to search for someone you would accept easily to live with forever, and date that person, or just stay with that person. That may not be fullfilling at first, but that person will one day become your one. That's it.
Love isn't as good in reality that it is in dream.
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>>701688262
Im self conscious of my dick and that makes me not wanna top
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>>701688075
where are you and how old?
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>>701669999
Nice dubs
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>>701688365
If you are a MAN, you should use your dick.
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>>701688386
That pic! Some cat found even!
(or hell if that's a straight cat)
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>>701688386
22, southern ontario(north of toronto), canada
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>>701688486
Is that English you are using?
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>having to choose between sub dom or switch
so boring
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>>701669999
nice singles
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>>701688544
Cat found! Such is a cat not even straight. Gay cat is butthole plug
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>>701688547
It's not really a choice most of the time. I'm sub because I can't even imagine myself putting my dick in an ass, that's all. And most people are sub or dom only for that kind of reasons.
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>>701688722
so boring
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>>701688467
Its just not a very good dick
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>>701688722
>in an ass
You know you can put it in a mouth too.
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>>701688511
shame, im in uk 18
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>>701688931
And something that isn't used is worse than something that is used.
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>>701688816
Don't take that like a restriction, take that like a fetish.
>>701688936
I prefer when the other start to suck me, and both sub and dom can be sucked
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>>701689006
shit fetish you got there
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>>701689006
If you would top for oral, you are versatile/switch.
Anal is a fetish that should not define a relationship.
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>>701688939
:c always
No gays in canada even with memelord as pm
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>>701689100
As said before, I like oral when the other take the decision. I don't really top oral, I take it more as reward, like "You were a good boy and had a nice ass, so I'm gonna lick you"
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>>701688983
Its not worth using
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>>701689358
lame
This is why tops and bottoms are both so boring to be around. If everyone was switch or versatile, the world would be a better place.
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Canadafag looking for nice dom boyfriend
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>>701689470
If I had to be switch or versatile, I wouldn't even date guys. I mean the only fun I can't have with girl is being taked, and there's objects that can do that.
I'm a pure sub, that's it. If you don't like that, then find someone that's versatile. That's it. Or find a dom and a sub, and have threesome.
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>>701689732
Then you shouldn't date guys.
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>>701689895
And you shouldn't tell someone else who they can date.
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>>701688931
That is a pretty good dick dude... I have known tops that are smaller then that and they do fine. Not everyone is a fox with a black hole for an ass looking for someone with a horse dick.
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>>701688931
I'mStayingDoggystyle/20
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>>701689895
>>701690008
> Is-Ought Problem
> no value or purpose is inherent to an objectively true state, aka the Is

I ought to do something with my life besides sorting out entitled people, as they are born and indoctrinated by a force greater than my influence.
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>>701690481
> sage in all fields
An hero noa faggot
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>>701688931
I've seen some bad dicks on 4chan, but that isn't one of them. Seems good to me.
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this thread sucks
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>>701690939
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>>701690743
Its too small
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>>701691195
I disagree. I like sucking dick, and that looks like a fun dick to suck.
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>>701691195
That looks slightly bigger than the one I've taken, which was fine. Not everybody is a size queen. Hell, mine has scared away more guys than its gotten with how big it is.
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what an exciting thread
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this is now a balloonshop thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cScB5FuQCIk
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Gee, sure is boring around here.
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>>701693041
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>>701693041
http://i.4cdn.org/f/nichijou_benito.swf
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>>701693041
my boy
this peace is what all true warriors strive for
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>>701692811
sup?
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>>701693118
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhmhmhmmhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhmhhmmhmmmmmmmmmmmhmhhmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
hmmmmm
mhmmmhmhmhmmmm

>>701693352
this is amazing and spectacular

why is this not all over /his/
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>>701693480
Relaxing. George and Michael wanted to hang out later before I move home so I'm waiting for them to be up.
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>>701693520
I knew you'd appreciate it
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>>701693731
well thank you for the best anime leader of all time mashup.

hows work been treating you?
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>>701694022
same old same old

nothing new or different

may have to suffer the burger place for lunch
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/r/ing that pic of a realistic looking canine in the shower, looking all menacing. the wet fur is hyper realistic
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>>701689154
Well, I'm 27, North of Toronto. I don't mind guys with some fight in them, and have no interest in turning someone into something they're not.
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>>701694270
>not making your lunch to make sure youre having a good nutrition

not going to make it tbh

does the work site have a fridge?
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>>701694441
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close but i'm talking about a drawing
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>>701694572
I can't be bothered to make a lunch at 8am

it does, and a microwave, and an ancient toaster oven

maybe I will go to the chinese place
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>>701694824
>I can't be bothered to make a lunch at 8am
weak
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>>701694824
>8am
>early

lol wat

make your lunch the night before you doofus
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>>701694914
I have enough on my hands with breakfast as it is

>>701694956
I didn't SAY it was EARLY
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>>701694990
>I have enough on my hands with breakfast as it is
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>>701694990
it was heavily implied

like I said, make your lunch the night before, really not that hard.

plus you can bargain for other peoples food then too.

>breakfast is hard to make
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SHUT UP I HATE ALL OF YOU
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>>701695178
I'm the only person in the building usually
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>>701695219
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what time do you wake up even?

>>701695248
what a drat, but still make your lunch, its more enjoyable that way too.
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>>701695334
I c-can't stay mad at u

>>701695354
7 but I always spend like 40 minutes in the shower

meh
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Dick
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>>701694600
Cool.
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>>701668410
this is nasty, and worst of all its gay
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>>701695724
I would contemplate suicide every day if my boner was that short
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>>701695552
wew lad

I should wake you up every morning.

and please say that 40 minutes is an exaggeration.
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>>701695724
Go away
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>>701695905
30 minutes is more accurate but not really
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>>701695930
K
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Not porn but damn do I love this pic.
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Why do people discriminate against those of us who want to take >30 minutes for a shower?
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>>701696083
time is not the issue, really
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>>701695875
Not like I can do anything about it
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>>701696280
>>701696280
>>701696280
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>>701696280
>>701696280
>>701696280
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>>701696280
cute
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>>701696280
we have better things to do, like making a more full breakfast

>>701696314
>time is not an issue
>complains about time

hmhmmhmhmhmhmhhm
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Some of us want to be super clean, some of us want to relax, some of us want to wash away the sin.

>>701696538
YOU CAN DO BOTH.
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>>701696538
I am too distracted to make a consistent argument
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showers should only take >30 minutes if you're showerfucking
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>>701669999
Quads Duuude!! Niceeeeee
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>>701696655
or if you just really like hot water JEEZ
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> Demos has never had a long shower.

Sounds about right.
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i just get bored, man
and i'm too self conscious to sing in the shower
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>>701696622
I mean I could since I can wake up early, but freklz seems incapacitated by the idea of doing so.

>>701696640
dont blame you, got to catch the shuttle for class soon anyway
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>>701697062
>not using the alone time for deep lengthy introspection

>>701697096
>tkins

heh
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>>701697422
the only difference from the other time i spend alone is that i'm naked and wet.
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>>701697422
you wot
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>>701697617
>not being naked and wet all the time

man you just can't do ANYTHING right, can you?

>>701697631
the image
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>>701697774
i don't really want to catch and cold and DIE
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that's not how you catch colds, grandma
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>>701697774
>not being naked and wet all the time
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">not using the alone time for deep lengthy introspection"

Exactly.

>>701697096
Well he's a special case then.
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Demos is wet all the time because Florida is a damp, sweltering hellhole.
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>>701698137
gotta build that immune system

>>701698559
I don't see the issue here?????
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>>701698923
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>>701698858
>>701698858
>>701698858
>>701698858

>>701698923
i eat so many greens i shit fertilizer
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>>701699066
oh if you meant as an innuendo that was intentional

>>701699083
gotta eat DIRT to battle those SUPERBACTERIA
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>>701668410
Can i has the rest of it?
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>>701699275
no dude thats gross
i just drop my food on the ground and use that bacteria to fight.
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>>701699275
i know

you're a pervert
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>>701699362
same thing really
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>>701699411
there's no way dirt would taste better tho
>>
"Immunology with Demos: A Comprehensive Guide"
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>>701699394
n-no it's highbrow humor

>>701699494
it's a bit of an acquired taste, that's all
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>>701699498
you can, like, leave with that attitude

>>701699554
how do you cook it?
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>>701699701
>cook
I don't understand
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>>701699554
>n-no it's highbrow humor
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THAT WAS A LIE
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>>701699746
never you mind
but on a related note what should i make for dinner?
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>>701699832
I'm very smart and funny, you know

>>701699863
SHUSH

>>701700067
spicy fried rice
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>>701698858
Florida isn't damp. Damp is a cool feeling.
Florida is a sauna.
t. Broward county
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>>701699701
Attitude? What attitude?
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>>701700206
i think i'll make chicken parm
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>>701700375
you know what i'm talking about
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>>701700405
WHY EVEN ASK
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>>701700487
because i value your opinion.
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>>701700206
>I'm very smart and funny, you know
heh
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>>701700372
>"Damp is a cool feeling."

Nope. Just means something is wet/humid.

>>701700471
Tell me then.
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>>701700627
UH-HUH

>>701700654
it's totally true, man
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>>701700835
UH-HUH
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>>701700776
you're being a real meaniepants right now

>>701700835
you stop the attitude too
i already get this enough
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>>701701007
How?
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> "you stop the attitude too
i already get this enough"

You know what? I think it's Demos who has the attitude here.
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>>701696877
>>701698606
>>701699498

>>701701072
these are prime examples
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>>701701154
>>701701154
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