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You've chosen a Trial by Combat and must face The Mountian. Who do you choose as your fighter?
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>>701660777
Kingslayer, before his hand got cut off.
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>>701660777
Conor Mcgregor
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>>701660777
Goku. I choose goku
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>>701660777
nice trips faggot

but i choose the hound ;)
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>>701660880
LOL.
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>>701660777 The viper including helmet
>Also holy trips!
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>>701660777
I choose Matrim Cauthon.
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>>701660949
That'd be a fun fight to see.
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THE KING IN THE NORTH!
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>>701660880
Too bad mcgregor will tap out lol
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>>701660777
Tyrian Lannister, plot won't let him die.
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Sturmgroy the Stormnigga
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>>701660777
The best way to destroy a mountain is by using explosives. So I'll go for explosives
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I choose Chuck!
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Ser Bronn would win
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kek
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my choice
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>>701660929
Goku got fucked by a bullet in the last Z movie. Goku is a confirmed beta faggot
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>>701660777

Ebola
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Wildfire.
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>>701660777
Mike Ehrmanntraut
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podrick
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>>701661070
did u kno Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that took out 7 people


then it esploded, killing 12 more
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>>701660777


THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
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Jaqen H'ghar
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>>701660777
Myself
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Lyanna Mormont
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>>701660880
Conor Mcgregor wouldnt last 1 minute with him
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>>701660777
Id choose some tall guy to destroy this manlet.
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Black Panther
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>>701661195
If looks could kill, she would win.
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Brock lesner
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>>701661195
imagine he rapes her in front of everyone
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The Hulk
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Jon Paul Secundo
the biggest okrutnik in Europe
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>>701661202
You obviously don't know anything about fighting.
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>>701660777
SLATEEERRRR
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>>701660777
Fedor
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A giant walking cock just like he likes every night
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A 12 gauge shotgun. And I'm 6'6 250lb...
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>>701661203
He's over six feet, you gook.
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>>701661145
The Mountian would fuck Gandalf up. The continuity with Gandalf's exact powers makes no sense whatsoever. One movie he's taking on a Balrog, next movie he's stuggling to take on a couple faggot orcs.
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>>701661202
>>701660988
>>701660958
Implying mcgregor wouldn't KO that fatbody in less than 30 seconds.
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>>701660777
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Gutts.
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>>701660777
I'd choose Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
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>>701660777

Master Chief
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>>701660777
My boy A Lanza got this
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>>701661285
The mountain is one of the most feared men in the entire 7 kingdoms, killed hundreds, Conor Mcgregor is half his size, half his weight and never killed anybody.
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>>701660777
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Krillin obviously. The mountain laughs and then he dies.
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>>701661328
LOL, if he could even reach his head.
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>>701660777
Can't Lose
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Doomguy, duh. Rip and motherfucking tear his huge guts.
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The Childfucker
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>>701661328
>implying Conor Mcgregor could reach his head to knock him out
>implying he wouldnt just dress up as a leprechaun and suck his fat cock.
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>>701661380
>fictional warrior
>real life mixed martial artist
Too bad the mountain needs Hollywood to win a fight faggot
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>no barristan selmy
fucking show fags dont know shit
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Why didn't Frodo just ask Dumbledore to fly them beyond the wall?
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>>701660777

the hound, obviously
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Guts
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>>701660777
Geralt of Riva
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>>701661498
At least the show's writers can write. Where's that next book again? Oh yeah, stuck in the head of that fat fuck that would rather order another cheeseburger than finish a goddamn book.
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>>701661490
Read the thread, its a fictional hypothetical situation, hence why most people picked fictional characters.
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>>701661490
>being this retarded
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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>>701661490
The fictional warrior is still played by the strongest man in the world. Connor Mcgregor wouldn't dare step in an octagon with that dude.
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>>701661054
Kek
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GHAAL!!!!!
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>>701661490
Thats like somebody asking who would choose to fight Superman for you and you saying 'well Christopher Reeve is in a wheelchair so i'd just fight him myself'
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>>701661498
Barristan is too honourable for what is needed. Barristan and Clegane would be a straight up sword fight; Clegane would win that out of strength alone.

Oberyn succeeded* because he was using an 8ft spear, along with agility and dirty tactics.
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>>701661316
Who the fuck isnt? We are talking about a grown man fight, not children.
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I choose this crow, with a kitchen knife.

I win.
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My boy Dayton Clarke
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John Cena
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>>701661754
Thread over, crow with a kitchen knife is the strongest warrior
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Ned stark with head.
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>>701661490
Even if it was Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson vs Conor Mcgregor, all he would have to do is grab him, get on top of him, done.
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>>701660985
you mean the one true king of westeros
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>>701661577
awesome...also lucky dubs

i would pick this guy its so bad ass would make the mountain blush and surrender in shame
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>>701661367
Don't cut yourself on that edge little guy!
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>>701660880
McGregor and the Mountain. Not a real fight, but kinda awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
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>>701660777
Snake of course
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>>701661670
He actually would. Sure its just fun exhibition, but he dared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig
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>>701660929
Goku is a fucking cuck compared to saitama
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>>701661784
Holy shit is there more of this?
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>>701661829

JESUS. Dude, that would be a fucking INTENSE fight. Although, pimp daddy Pyramid Head can't die, technically...

You'd see the Mountain viciously try to stay alive, possibly landing a few hits on P.H, only to finally succumb and get most likely split in two...
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>>701660981
this nigga knows his shit
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Professor Quirrell
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>>701660777
Megatron
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>>701661321
>Gandalf's powers
> Movie
you havent read the books you dont know a god damn thing about gandalf.
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>>701661915
saitama is a meme
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>>701661367
>implying sandy hook wasn't staged so they could implement stricter gun laws
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>>701661490

Mcgreger is billed at 77kg
The mountains actor is one of the strongest men on earth and is billed at 185kg

Your obvious autism aside you clearly know absolutely nothing about fighting if you think mcgregor could overcome a weight difference of over 100kg
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>>701660777
Mikey Moose will take him on
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>>701661915
Aang would annihilate both of them,
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>>701661994
So because the books have some backstory the movies don't need to explain shit? Based on the films alone, Gandalfs power make zero sense
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>>701661585
Known as both the Kingslayer and the White Wolf before G.R.R. Martin stole those titles because he can't come up with anything original.
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>>701661994
he's a big faggot that does magic, what's there to get you loser
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>>701662016
And?
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>>701661321
It's an rpg fucker
Haven't you heard of level scaling?
:^)
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>>701661302
/thread
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>>701662065
Fucking books are almost nothing but backstory. Tolkein goes on and on and on about every damn thing.
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>>701662068
>20 year old books steal things from a 10 year old game
Sure buddy, and Doom stole everythign from Halo, right?
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>>701662061
>>Implying Aang isn't too much of a coward
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>>701662068
Yea im pretty sure The Witcher comics were the first times both them terms were ever used.
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Moot
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>>701660777
I choose ONE MAGMA.
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>>701662061
ಠ_ಠ
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>>701660981
Whirl around with his Raven spear and the Dark One's own luck? You better believe it.

Know's his shit indeed.
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I win
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>>701661328
Lmao mcgregor fights at 145. Mountain is like 300 lbs
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deadpool
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>>701662050
Strong man? Strong at what lifting heavy things? Ohhh wow look a big dumb brute can lift a heavy thing! I'm sorry, but u have to actually know how to fight and be smart. The mountain is a brute with dick for brains. Conor would do his dance then strike him for a fatal blow. It wouldn't even be fair.
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>>701660981
Whirl around with his Raven spear and the Dark One's own luck? You better believe it.

Knows his shit indeed.
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>>701662103
which means he holds no value as a character
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>>701660777
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, tough guy
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>>701662247
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>>701661384
That cold steel sword is pretty bad as
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>>701661741
read books again or read them for the first time he uses dirty triks do kill some mercenary dont write something u dont know thing about
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>>701661906

That's not really the same at all, he knows they're just fucking about.

No smart person would fight someone who has 110kg worth of height and muscle on them.
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>>701662203
You mean the cuck crossdressing faggot?
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>>701660777
Randy Orton
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>>701662282
I keep seeing this guy on this board. Who is he? He looks like a bitch with that moustache lel
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>>701662338
yup.
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>>701661448
No one knows who parker lewis is except you and me. you old as fuck
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I choose spongebob
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>>701661364
Was going to post this aamof

>>701661777
>>701660777

>>701661986
Now that would be a quarrel

10/10 thread btw - but behold
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Pepe lel
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>>701661587
so its better to write 1k pages of shit then 10 pages of good content ?
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>>701662357
>Shit attempt at humor.
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>>701660777
this guy : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_J0nvVMxzE
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>>701662068
You know the first book came out in 1996 right?
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>>701662333
Doesnt make you any less wrong.
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>>701662270
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
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>>701661316

you should of said he was close to seven feet. When I hear he is over six foot, I think of 6'1'' maybe 6'2'' not almost 6'10''
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>>701662354
He can't. He's got a headache.
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>>701660777
Havel the rock
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>>701662442

That was my first post, secondly it actually does, because he didn't step into the octagon with him.
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>>701662423
>Not knowing hoe to properly greentrext

fucking newfags
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>>701661203
Well, we found the idiot.

Björnsson is 6'9".

I'm guessing you're not 6'10". That makes you the manlet in every way. To be fair, you DO probably weigh over 240.
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>>701661451

That's the Holy Childfucker. Get it right fag.
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>>701661903
>implying that is snake
Did you even play V?
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>>701662463
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>>701661490
Bruce lee had trouble with kareems long ass fuck arms. Any mma manlet would have the same problem with the mountain. Even unarmed and inbis underoos he is 450lbs of muscle. You can't punch him because his arms are long as fuck and he is a trained warrior even without weapons. Mma is squish
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Dave Mustaine
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>>701662503
>Not knowing how to spell.
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>>701660777
uchiha madara
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yup, cant beat this.
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>>701662514
Apologies, that was his weight playing basketball. He's listed at 409 now.

But my point still stands.
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>>701662568
>you got me there newfag
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>>701662503
fucking green hoe's
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Goatse. It'll swallow his soul in seconds
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>>701662546
>spartans never die
>only MIA
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>>701662549
He is dead. He held the door. Also he couldnt fight a fly without bran driving
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>>701662554
Once he was finished the mountain would have rust in peace
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Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold.

(^:
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Wolverine
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With wicked drifts of course.
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>>701662539
So he's 300 lbs so what? Does that make his skull twice as thick? His jaw made of steel? No. One strike from the GOAT and that's 300 lbs of dead weight crumpled to the floor.
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>>701662665
Off by
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>>701662514
Summer is almost at an end, my friend.
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>>701662586
uchiha madara bušim ti uši ko da su NAWARA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_J0nvVMxzE
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>>701662248
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a stick
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If allowed, a horse of small, helpless children. Or at least one. I will lose. But it'll be funny as he'll to see him rip the kid in half.
And he's bloodthirsty enough to do it.
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>>701660949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psS2IMFkxKo
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>>701662723
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>>701662683
Shut up you fucking potato muncher, the mountain would probably behead McGregor in one strike.
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>>701662502
Fair point, it does make you slightly less wrong.
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>>701662737
old meme is old
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>>701662340
I would give up every last dime to see this fight.
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try me rock
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>>701662771
Sure kid
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>>701662241
Actually if we go by the real world actors weight, he's 395 pounds
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>>701662768
Thanks for posting proof that traffic does increase during summer.
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>>701662591
Oh shit I'd like to see that.

>He fights for the users
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eccPBFEjE
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You fags are so into this shit. I generally really like fantasy genre stuff but fuck all if I'm not completely turned off of this show by the fans.
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>>701662492
nice one anonsoul
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>>701662904
you are a fool.
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>>701662248

You're just jealous of him, specially cause he rekts this on the daily, only thing you rekt is your hand.
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>>701660777
wolverine
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>>701661448
Kek
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I'll take him out.
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>>701662954
Holy fucking tranny balls! Never realised he was so massive
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i pick the king in yellow. whoever can mess with cthulhu can mess with an actor
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>>701660777
I'm not even trying.
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>>701663056
See
>>701663031
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>>701663108
Dead.
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Few men ascended the Mountain. One man became The Protector.
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>>701662945
Dont feel bad, it wasnt THAT bad for your first shitpost.
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This guy
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>>701660777
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>>701663108
That was one solid chunk....
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I choose the top sniper in the military.
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>>701662248
Look up the video of Conor and Thor sparring, and watch the way Thor plays with him like a toy.
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Dunno if anyone's said it already but a young Robert Baratheon would be interesting
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Lt. Jack "Mad" Churchill, this scottish motherfucker fought ww2 with a bow, a longsword and a bagpipe, made 50 prisoners, killed as many.
>With a fucking longbow
Germans were scared when they heard a bagpipe tune
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>>701663211
clean*
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Miyamoto musashi
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>>701660777
i choose Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson
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>>701663149

I love Arthas from World of Warcraft.
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>>701663222
Gods I was strong
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Fucking faun, would walk all over that little bitch.
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>>701661346
Mountain better start running
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>>701662912
Holy shit, an opinion no one gives a fuck about.
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>>701660777
Oberyn Martell, with a note that says 'stay the fuck away from his hands, even after he falls.'
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>>701662248
I'm pretty sure this guy, simply by moving, could destroy people. If he can lift a 1440 log, I don't want to imagine what he could do if you got within his massive reach. And hes, what, like 6'9", so have fun trying a swift knockout short people.
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>>701663230
Immagine this guy playing bagpipes under machinegun fire
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>>701661966
PH Poster here, my only thought is how long PH takes to swipe the Knife, Gregor is a nimble bastard for his size so could probably get a good few strikes in. Not much hope of an eye gouging though...
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He can't touch this guy
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>>701661894
fark he's a beast, you can see how easily he could fucking crush McGregor when he gets his arms around him
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>>701663339
Faun is coming, the one hero who can climb any mountain
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>>701663425
>post 1000 year old viking 1440lb tree walk record broken
fuck.
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>>701660777
Literally any Jedi or Sith.
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No getting close to this guy.
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>>701663619
To bad literally every Jedi and Sith are dumb as fuck
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>>701663230
>Lt. Jack "Mad" Churchill,
Jesus, I just Googled this Guy, what a fucking Legend.
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Kill or be killed all day
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>>701663655
Dude, DiCaprio took him out... I'd use DiCaprio over Butcher Bill.
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I choose Morgoth
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>>701661743
The average height in the US is below 6 feet you fuckwad, so probably not everyone.
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/thread
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>>701660777
Ichigo in vast lorde form
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>>701663230

Simo Hayha is more cool. He has a body count of over 700. Most of which are with a bolt action rifle, about 150 with a machine gun.

He would kill every one, even anti snipers teams the enemy sent to kill him. He had such a rep and was such a bad ass that they stop trying to send men after him, would bomb / mortar the area he was reported to be in.

He got the nickname of white death. One day some one got lucky and shot him in the face, totally rekt his shit. He survived and continue on with life.
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>>701660777
no one
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>>701663710
They both fell, for your daily-info, mister.

>He'll fight for me.
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>>701663758

Fucking hell, I just violently came bullets.
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>>701662436
you do know you should google shit before replying to something you know nothing about right?
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>>701660777
I choose Bruce Lee
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>>701663883
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>>701660777
>THE ONLY PERSON WHO COULD OBVIOUSLY.....MY CACA POO POO PEE PEE, SILLY WILLY, AKA MR HANKY THE.MAGICAL CHRISTMAS POO FAGGOT
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GUTS!
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>>701662436
You know the first witcher comic came out 1993 right?
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>>701661054
what plot protection? it's not his fault the slaver couldn't find a cock merchant in the area.
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>>701663754
Its not my fault you people decided to grow in width instead of height, so stop being rude.
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>>701664155
but the phrases "kingslayer" and shit did not come out till later you fucking mongoloid
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>>701660777
Guy on the left obviously
>Just a training session, don't worry.
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you cunts supporting connor need to fucking google connor vs halfthor, they spa'd irl and connor couldnt do shit
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>>701661448
>>701662371
Oh shit I remember that
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>>701660777
Omar fucking Little?
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>>701660985
DA KING IN DA NORF!
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>>701661490
Too bad Connor needs shitty judges to beat Diaz.
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I would say Conan the Barbarian but I haven't seen the movie so you know. How would Conan the Barbarian stand against The Mountain?

>The new face of /b/?
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>>701660777
Jon Pall Sigmarsson, to teach him how real strongman do
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>>701662166
you do know that The witcher was originally a book right?
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>>701660777
Myself.
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>>701660777
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Michael jai white.
Who's next?
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>>701664653
yeah a shit book at that
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>>701660777
>FINISH HIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqNLIlB1l1M
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This
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Pic related, yeah I'm good.
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>>701664890
>>701664890
wun-wun?
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This guy would kill the mountain just by looking at him. Mannis4lyfe
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>>701662338
Moots fuckable. Didnt really notice until now.
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gg, next.
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>>701660777
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I am actually a firm believer in brain over muscle.

Caveman style vs. Brute force
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>>701664890
>>701664999
wun wun gonna win win
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>>701665019

If you stuck your dick in that, you'd literally wither and fucking die. Your entire being would become a moldy pile of shit, that not even a leper would envy.
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Guts
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>>701665206
This said, Pirates would destroy The Mountain.
And yes, that includes the pirates in the series.
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The greatest marksman in Westeros. Mountain gets an arrow in the eye immediately.
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>>701665230
Worth it
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>>701661172
second this
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>>701660777
Nice trips and pic related
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>>701660929
Goku is too OP.
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Her sword will beat his.
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>>701665463

NONONONONONONO

ANON PLEASE

THINK OF YOUR POOR TESTICLES
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>>701665557
Im going to fuck that cuck
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>>701664301
Lost
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>>701665555
His*


> wasting quadds on traps faggotry
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>>701665555
quads of prophecy!
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>>701662524
>implying venom isn't the better one
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There is an obscene amount of trips in this bitch.
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Mad Martigan
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>>701665648

DEAR GOD, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT COMMITTING A FECKIN' WAR CRIME HERE, LAD!

I...I need to sit down. My poor heart is gonna give out.
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>>701660949
That would be the greatest fight ever. Hound ftw
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EZ
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>>701664733
Better show
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>>701665755
And Dubs. Checked nigger.
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>>701665762
He is the greatest swordsman in the land, after all
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>>701665781
Coo coo cajoo, im gonna fuck that jew
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>>701660981
Drizzt or Garet Jax
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>>701665161
Your tabs

Gut Gespielt Mr. Anonym.
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>>701665555
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Blaze em'
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This guy
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>>701665762
This
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>>701665884

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'M BEGGING YOU, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE LAD

I DON'T WANNA LOWER YYER FECKIN CASKET INTO THE GROUND, WEEPING ABOUT THE FACT YOU STUCK YOUR DICK INTO A BLACK HOLE AND HOW THAT RESULTED IN IT FALLING OFF
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>>701665762
Wait a minute... isn't that Batman?
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>>701660777
John Cena.
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>>701666165
Cant hear you when im balls deep in moot traps cuck hole
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>>701666350

Alas, poor Anon. We knew him well, may he rest in peace.
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Duh
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>>701661141
I thought that I had heard all the good Chuck Norris jokes. 5/7 perfect joke
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