You've chosen a Trial by Combat and must face The Mountian. Who do you choose as your fighter?
Id choose some tall guy to destroy this manlet.
Jon Paul Secundo
the biggest okrutnik in Europe
The Mountian would fuck Gandalf up. The continuity with Gandalf's exact powers makes no sense whatsoever. One movie he's taking on a Balrog, next movie he's stuggling to take on a couple faggot orcs.
Krillin obviously. The mountain laughs and then he dies.
Why didn't Frodo just ask Dumbledore to fly them beyond the wall?
At least the show's writers can write. Where's that next book again? Oh yeah, stuck in the head of that fat fuck that would rather order another cheeseburger than finish a goddamn book.
Barristan is too honourable for what is needed. Barristan and Clegane would be a straight up sword fight; Clegane would win that out of strength alone.
Oberyn succeeded* because he was using an 8ft spear, along with agility and dirty tactics.
I choose this crow, with a kitchen knife.
awesome...also lucky dubs
i would pick this guy its so bad ass would make the mountain blush and surrender in shame
Goku is a fucking cuck compared to saitama
JESUS. Dude, that would be a fucking INTENSE fight. Although, pimp daddy Pyramid Head can't die, technically...
You'd see the Mountain viciously try to stay alive, possibly landing a few hits on P.H, only to finally succumb and get most likely split in two...
Mcgreger is billed at 77kg
The mountains actor is one of the strongest men on earth and is billed at 185kg
Your obvious autism aside you clearly know absolutely nothing about fighting if you think mcgregor could overcome a weight difference of over 100kg
>>Implying Aang isn't too much of a coward
Strong man? Strong at what lifting heavy things? Ohhh wow look a big dumb brute can lift a heavy thing! I'm sorry, but u have to actually know how to fight and be smart. The mountain is a brute with dick for brains. Conor would do his dance then strike him for a fatal blow. It wouldn't even be fair.
You mean the cuck crossdressing faggot?
Was going to post this aamof
Now that would be a quarrel
10/10 thread btw - but behold
Bruce lee had trouble with kareems long ass fuck arms. Any mma manlet would have the same problem with the mountain. Even unarmed and inbis underoos he is 450lbs of muscle. You can't punch him because his arms are long as fuck and he is a trained warrior even without weapons. Mma is squish
yup, cant beat this.
Eric Harris or Dylan Klebold.
Oh shit I'd like to see that.
>He fights for the users
You're just jealous of him, specially cause he rekts this on the daily, only thing you rekt is your hand.
i pick the king in yellow. whoever can mess with cthulhu can mess with an actor
Few men ascended the Mountain. One man became The Protector.
Lt. Jack "Mad" Churchill, this scottish motherfucker fought ww2 with a bow, a longsword and a bagpipe, made 50 prisoners, killed as many.
>With a fucking longbow
Germans were scared when they heard a bagpipe tune
Mountain better start running
I'm pretty sure this guy, simply by moving, could destroy people. If he can lift a 1440 log, I don't want to imagine what he could do if you got within his massive reach. And hes, what, like 6'9", so have fun trying a swift knockout short people.
PH Poster here, my only thought is how long PH takes to swipe the Knife, Gregor is a nimble bastard for his size so could probably get a good few strikes in. Not much hope of an eye gouging though...
Simo Hayha is more cool. He has a body count of over 700. Most of which are with a bolt action rifle, about 150 with a machine gun.
He would kill every one, even anti snipers teams the enemy sent to kill him. He had such a rep and was such a bad ass that they stop trying to send men after him, would bomb / mortar the area he was reported to be in.
He got the nickname of white death. One day some one got lucky and shot him in the face, totally rekt his shit. He survived and continue on with life.
They both fell, for your daily-info, mister.
>He'll fight for me.
Guy on the left obviously
>Just a training session, don't worry.
I would say Conan the Barbarian but I haven't seen the movie so you know. How would Conan the Barbarian stand against The Mountain?
>The new face of /b/?
Jon Pall Sigmarsson, to teach him how real strongman do
This guy would kill the mountain just by looking at him. Mannis4lyfe
I am actually a firm believer in brain over muscle.
Caveman style vs. Brute force
This said, Pirates would destroy The Mountain.
And yes, that includes the pirates in the series.
The greatest marksman in Westeros. Mountain gets an arrow in the eye immediately.
There is an obscene amount of trips in this bitch.
I'M BEGGING YOU, FOR YOUR OWN SAKE LAD
I DON'T WANNA LOWER YYER FECKIN CASKET INTO THE GROUND, WEEPING ABOUT THE FACT YOU STUCK YOUR DICK INTO A BLACK HOLE AND HOW THAT RESULTED IN IT FALLING OFF