New Zealand Thread /nzg/
Monday drinking edition
>>701653912
Id's gone blah blah, dunners, kebabs, cars, but where the weed at bro ?
Do bro's cheers mate
>>701653912
can someone fix this star goddamn
>>701653912
>>701653912
Sup, dunedin here. went for a punch up at the bottle-o at 3am and both of us actually showed up.
was a tie
these threads are shit now
>>701655055
is this a meme now
>>701655237
its a person
>>701655237
>now
Why are IDs even gone?
tgafag reporting in
redundancy in 2 weeks
any jobs out there?
>>701655325
just move to thwere the jobs are
>>701653912
>drinking
whskey
>>701655325
army.mil.nz
get kekd before you get rekt.
>>701653912
>drinking bacon
>>701654798
Dunners also repoting, fucking bored as shit here. almost asleep because there's fuck all to do.
was /b/ just broken? couldn't post.
>>701655633
ye, i got that to
>>701655325
this is now a cuck thread
>>701655629
fake and gay
>>701654798
Good scrap.
I put my penis inside a womans vagina yesterday. AMA.
>>701654798
Where's the other guy? Or did you give a hiding to the sausage?
Rotorua checking in
>>701655914
you sure it was a woman?
>>701655914
Did you warm up the fleshlight before you used it?
>>701654798
also went to the jitsu was good shit man. also has anyone been to the izakaya? i want to go but the reviews are giving me doubt, it either glowing reviews or absolute shit. what are the prices?
>>701655914
Family member? Did you use protection?
>>701655996
Yes. The lack of penis and balls and a vagina in place of it was a good indicator.
>>701656019
Nope. I wish I had a fucking fleshlight though.
>>701655914
ITT we say things that literally never happened
>>701655961
he's the one holding the phone fam, i cant film, hold a phone for time AND a sausage. fucked that hotdog up tho fam
>>701656074
>protection
Yup, I had my rare Charizard card in my wallet like always.
>>701656080
not a good catch?
Dunedin reporting in, also, as per
>>701656137
Nah she was great. Chubby in all the right places.
>>701656048
woops forgot pic
Just turned 21, girlfriend is pregnant, wut do?
>>701656224
Coathanger her shit up fam
>>701656224
support her, don't be a nigger.
>>701655852
goes well with ciggies brah.
>eat a dick, you don't get bacon.
>>701656367
tfw no bacon
>>701656224
Go to the store for a packet of cigarettes.
>>701653912
>tfw have to move to canberra
>the one place deader than nz
>>701656367
tfw i cant eat bacon cos of my religion
>>701656349
I ain't no nagger, I'm actually pretty excited
>>701656555
Trips check'd
>>701656518
Hope for your sake theres an afterlife, but I still don't know if i'd want to live for eternity without bacon, sounds like hell to me.
>>701656449
Somalia disagrees with you.
>>701654798
where was the fight clip at dough?
>>701656668
it will be worth it after i get my 72 virgins
>>701656555
Congratulations on your 1, and trips, Anon.
>>701656449
there's a lot of kangaroos there, and no kiwis
aren't you glad?
but seriously, remember to get kangaroo insurance for your car, ESPECIALLY in canberra
http://www.canberratimes.com.au/act-news/kangaroorelated-road-crashes-on-rise-20141108-11hoed.html
>>701656518
tfw don't want to eat pig because of the parasites.
pigs literally will eat anything. even shit and drink piss.
>>701656811
oops forgot pic
>>701656744
See i go with the theory that I'll be able to sleep with more then 72 girls before I die, and then I'll just catch up with them all in hell.
And if ya girls you get in heaven didn't put out down here, why would they then?
>>701656934
>implying the 72 virgins will be girls
>>701657031
>implying that's a problem
you'll probably be one of them
>>701656799
Congratulations on saving the thumbnail instead of the gif, Anon.
>>701656811
>insurance
You're supposed to just get bullbars m8
>>701657403
>not saving thumbnails for greater meme collections.
>>701657453
what about the sides dough?
>>701657031
Even if they were female, if they're middle eastern and haven't been raped by 7 they're not worth fucking.
>>701657541
t. 12 year old virgin
Wellington here.
Post a picture of your best friend.
>>701657770
>>701657463
This guy gets it.
>>701657770
>tfw
Shitposting from the kfc drive through cunts. Waddup
>>701657770
<3 sam
>>701657935
Get me a zinger and a large popcorn chicken
>>701657487
That's where the armour and the warboys go d00d
>>701657770
>>701658196
S U P R E M E
U
P
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E
M
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>>701657770
FUCK OFF
>>701657770
tfw no drunk cuddles. shouls not be typing rn
>>701658748
go home pajeet
>>701658241
>>701659196
A bit like Hitler. Some question his actions, but you can't question that fashion sense
>>701659315
IDbro reporting in. What should I wear for mufti day tomorrow? TFW first post on 4chan ever
>>701659542
Holy shit fake idbro, it's your first time posting?
Fucking kek.
Moving up from trolling the tinychat crowd eh?
>>701659542
>IDbro is dead.
>IDbro is a myth
like femanons
>>701659542
Underage b&
You're 17, nigger
>>701659542
>>701659878
>>701660247
Kek
>>701660247
delet this
>>701660247
>>701660429
Case closed.
>>701660429
>>701660247
IDbro was never a real person though...
like bruh. IDbro was a made up name for no one.
>>701660778
IDbro was nobody. and everybody. he lives in all of us anon.
White people. Am I right?
>>701661045
Niggers.
come on cunt!!
Eat the fucking nuggies!
>>701661045
>boiled chicken
You're not wrong
Chubby Northland slut
>>701661650
http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/schoolgirl-pornography-ring-website-returns-10-days-after-being-shut-down/news-story/b2501823eddb1cdb0603599d3041a181
anyone know where it can be found now?i've been looking for hours. (yes i know this is a nz thread but maybe you guys can help me)
also dunners reporting in.
>>701661901
reported to the cyber police.
get fucked cunt.
>mfw nz actually has cyber police.
>>701661901
Fuck off
>>701662004
>>701655629
>>701662437
the fuck is that?
>>701661535
kawaii as fuck
got an internship down in welly for summer, whats good to do down there?
>>701662468
bacon
>>701662639
suicide is the in thing to do
>>701662639
Nothing is.
Also internship where?
do you even get paid?
>>701661650
>>701661858
Native kiwi land whale
>>701662788
road surveying in plimmerton, ye get paid 18 an hour - part of my engineering degree
>>701662881
>>701663285
You're late.
>>701663436
Soz
Anybody that went from 10Mb-ish (Down) ADSL to fibre, is it noticeably better or am I getting my hopes up? Spark btw.
>>701663767
5-10x faster. Pages are instant. What do you think?
>>701663835
Awwww shieeet
Throw back
>>701663835
>2014
fuck.....
>>701663835
WTF we actually had ID's back then?
I thought Bing being better for porn was just a meme but holy shit! Get fucked Google, I'm getting my wanks from Bing now.
>previews holy shit
>>701655629
Recycling your old jokes to look fresh to a new set of victims? Fuck you're pathetic.
I'm gonna fucking eat your kidneys while you watch, and Im going to eat your heart after I cut it out of you with a bread knife
>>701663997
ID's aren't just a meme
Wellyo
>>701664792
Write "why are ID's even gone?" on that paper to prove it's real
Pic related
>>701660429
who ever took the time to vote yes 100 times sure is a sad and lonely cunt.
>>701664885
That's not how you get proof of NZ.
>>701664792
Show tits with packet of milo or marmite etc
>>701665002
Take less than a minute with a bot lol
>>701664792
Where about's? J-ville here.
>>701664885
>>701664885
>DG still gets posted
Nice
>>701665364
OHHHHH SHIT ITS REAL GUYS
>>701665364
nice
>>701665364
Ayyy she delivered
>>701665071
Milo makes me sick and marmite is... Mediocre
>>701664792
Nice :)
>>701665364
Good stuff.. Let's see more nipples with the timestamp and maybe even pussy if you want?
>>701665364
the fuck.
>>701664792
why you only have one tit tho?
>>701665071
>>701665437
Best I can do.
>>701665364
Would titty fuck
>>701665364
show pussy or GTFO
>>701665364
hahahahaa legend
>>701665579
pls stop
Im not a robot
>>701665579
Can we see your pussy please? I've gotta jerk to something
>>701665697
Go to /gif/
>>701665364
Welp, guess she's from these threads then.
post snapchat
>>701665579
Yo but do you like the chocolate tho?
>>701665857
>does she like the chocolate?
Look
>>701665364
cool handwriting
>>701665913
>>701665579
How do you feel about the National Party?
>>701665546
Bit hard to get em both in there
>>701665857
This one is nice. The raspberry dark chocolate combo is okay but way too cocoa. Cant really taste the raspberry
>>701666220
I'm a socialist.
>>701656896
this is what happens when you let them drive
666666 get
Get
>>701666479
fucking kek
>>701664792
>>701665364
>>701665579
>>701666248
You guys okay?
>Wtf did I do...
Guys??... I just came here to tits and talk..
>>701666556
>>701666666
>110 off
>>701666923
Still lurking
>>701666923
Threads dead. Everyones on tinychat
>>701666248
show pussy, faggot
also >>888888888 get
>>701666367
Do you think Andrew Little has a chance?
>>701667061
Plebs
>>701667014
>>701667086
>>7016670116
>>701667099
No. I think we need a purge.
>>701667209
Posting pics get ya going ?
>>701667209
that looks sore.
like, shit is infected cuh.
>>701667280
Yes.
>>701667209
post pic of sharpie in pussy
>>701667443
FUCK OFF IDBRO
>>701667395
After a good fingerbang.
>>701667443
are chongs even good?
>>701667526
IDBRO?
>>701667545
theyre tight as long as you dont stretch them out too much. any more than three fingers and they will stay loose
>>701667526
IDbro doesn't even post here anymore cunt
>>701667443
lmfao i fucked this girl too
>>701667666
>tight
>3fingers
hahahahahaahhahahha
>>701667769
got anything?
>>701667785
they dont go back to being tight m8
>>701667426
Does look like fun
>>701667789
no, i wore a condom ;)
>>701667443
Did you even plaster her face with your cum idbro?
transferring to auckland uni or otago uni next year
which one friends?
>>701667915
that dick is far too big for him...
do not kid yourself.
>>701667869
nah man oc
>>701667851
I'm fun, yeah.
>In a nonsexual way.
>>701667949
Youve seen idbros cock?
Post pics
>>701667937
neither
>>701668000
ik, i was just playing lol
and nah, i'm not about that life
>>701667869
underrated post
>>701667937
Otago is colder but has more beer
>>701668022
okay so i just wont get a tertiary education then fucknuts
>>701667443
is this the taiwanese girl you ran off with??
>>701668005
Well, you look fun in a sexual way too
>>701668049
aw shit love you man
>>701668181
she philipino
>>701668188
Thanks? :)
Too bad I'm in here not out there.
>>701668188
You should never talk to women ever.
>>701668535
this is the best advice anyone has ever said in the history of the internet.
>>701668763
you sick fuck
Basically
>>701667443
i'm at auckland uni too
who is she
>>701669401
keen for a nzg gangbang?
>>701669718
Haha dreamer
>>701669401
Can't be that shy if you're posting nudes?
Anyone have snapchats they wanna drop... for purposes
>>701669401
Bump.
I was physically assaulted at school yesterday, should i press charges???
>>701669998
I'm usually a good girl..ish
>>701670147
Get off b
>>701670147
yes
>>701670221
>ish
>>701670283
Fuck up newfag
>>701670527
>Ish
Boob nudes
>>701670775
>single and shy
Like you'd actually meet up w/ someone from here?
>>701670912
I mean... I have pretty high standards so no.
>>701669830
i'll never understand why women are such prudish faggots
>>701671191
I wouldn't say prudish to be exact. Sex for women is this wicked emotional experience where the term "making love" is relevant because as long as you're not some beta fag who doesn't do it for her, listen to her or even experience her then bro... Happy wife happy life.
Other than all I said here ^
I'm pumped for legion
>>701671371
it seems kinda gay tbh
>>701671622
Obviously you've never met a woman so great it would be a crime to share her.
>>701671809
I used to have a woman who would help me bury a body and lie in court for me. I fucked it up :(
>>701671924
Odd analogy but that's a damn shame.
I used to have a man that I would have done the same for. But he turned into a trap and fucked three guys behind my back.
>>701672169
Gotta turn around in relationships sometimes
>>701672169
was his penis feminine? do you still have his number?
dead?
hey everyone its yo boy samphonix, check out my tsp mu$ic
/samphonixmusic/?fref=ts
>>701672757
Penis? Hella no. After him I found out the actual average was disappointing.
#027 337 REKT
>>701673549
I'm a spiritual lyrical individual spiritual miracle lyrical individual
>>701673549
your music is shit.
>>701673549
I ain't clickin that shit nigga.
>>701673549
retard
about to watch Masters of the universe.
holla at cha boi 1 tiem
>>701673549
raid?
>>701673752
As in 13/13 mythic?
>>701673752
NYPA
also, don't bit the bait.
when you look at your camera roll from the weekend and you catch yourself filming someone getting arrested yelling out worldstar like an idiot.
ffs
Just got hella cold. Had to cover up.
anyone keen for a drink in auckland ? by k road or something
its yo boy samphonix check out my mixtape
youtube /watch?v=Yp9YpNn6zX0
>>701674261
you fucking what?
>>701674261
Drinking at 2am on a Monday? Get a fucking job.
>>701674261
Welly is a bit far
>>701674134
Did you at least flick the bean?
>>701674435
Tuesday yo.
>>701674337
thats right
>>701674435
i quit sunday
>>701674494
im gonna be in wellington this weekend mate
>>701674505
I got naked so yeah.
I remember when this was funny. :(
https://youtu.be/vIvtVSzKj8c
>>701674578
Yeah because that makes it better...
>>701674650
Should make a webm tbh
>>701674652
it was never funny,
>>701674717
The fuck is this?
>>701674717
>>701674795
Never satisfied with a taste
this thread is cucked. i'm out
>>701674984
watch woter warld with me.
>>701674984
Beta
>>701674739
I'm sorry your parents didn't let you use the internet in 2006.
It was a different time man.
>>701675178
i'll fucking end you
yo wassup its yo boy Samphonix
underground hip hop represent from New Zealand
check out my videos
facebook /samphonixmusic/
>>701675336
what the fuck
check out my underground hip-hop label
60Live
soon to take over the motha fukin world!!
>>701675336
>>701675506
wow great content who knew a white boi could spit fire like dat
Cant fucking sleep though.
>>701675561
>tfw my weakness is chubby grills
>tfw boner
>>701675558
thanks appreciate the support
>>701675410
Haters don't really hate you, they hate themselves
>>701675336
>>701675506
was cynical clicking on this but actually not bad!
keep up the good work bruv
>>701675561
>snapchat filename
>doesnt post snapchat
awwww gummon
Need more nz nudes
>>701675763
samefagging isn't cool faggot.
>>701675775
You sound like a swagfag. Nope
holy shit thsi nigga in water world has gills..
this nigga gonna drown you ass holes bruv.
STOP SCROLLING
check me out
Samphonix
upcoming rapper from North Shore
check out my facebook, youtube and soundcloud y'all!!!
just tryin' to make it in the game know what i'm sayin
>>701676103
yo Sam that show you did last friday was sick! keep up the good work!
>>701675561
Maybe try turning the lights off and putting your phone down :^)
>>701675561
nice nips thou
what nigga is taking the piss out of this rapping nigga?
did he steal yo bitch and now you mad?
>>701677124
Stole his rhyme book
>>701677240
>>701676809
Good advice
>>701677067
Thanks :D
>>701677124
he fucked my bitch
>>701677498
that's an easy fix fam. you just have to fuck him to reestablish dominance.
>>701677335
This nigga knows
>>701677932
that's because I'm a sick cunt.
>>701678241
she's the only man I'd fuck.
>>701678241
science has gone too fucking far man..
fuck sakes bro.
fucking traps and shit man...
fucking god damnit.
y u do this boner?
fuck.
having a good old read of bailey jays first time being abused...
is quite interesting.
http://www.xojane.com/issues/bailey-jay-transgender-abusive-relationship
if any of you faggots want a yarn
maybe I'm a faggot......
>>701679705
you'd know by now. But yes, you're a faggot.
>>701679842
>>701679971
Don't worry. We're all a little bit faggy.
fucking searched up bailey jay on google images and my fucking computer freezes.
this is a sign.
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