ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
I like J Dilla.
>>701651754
I'm a progressively minded atheist, you know a real edge lord. Step up nigga
n.-
>>701651754
I did it I confess, I took the cookie from the cookie jar.
>>701651971
>>701652546
You're sick. Do you realize why---- you have no FUCKING moral center, nor common deceny. We must agree to the social contract you fucking devient, I can't wait until we collectively hang you for your crimes against humanity.
You think this is a fucking joke? Hitler, Stalin and Berinie Sanders has better ethics than you're pathetic shit face.
>>701651754
I really like Katy Perry's Early stuff and I'm a metal head.
>>701652675
I'll do you one better, I'm a feminist. (I know someone who thinks women are people too!)
>>701653106
cool story
Fucked my neighbor in the ass when we're both 6. Never went for the puss since I'm a faggot
>>701653526
so just a couple years ago?
>>701653106
jesus... jesus man... good things the mods we're on top of that one, some things are just not meant to be shared!
>>701654215
agreed, he crossed the line. i wasnt even aware there was a line until now
>>701651853
J dilla is tight
i knocked up my wife's best friend. now the best friend and her exboyfriend are raising my kid.
>>701651754
No we don't.
>>701654746
fine with me
>>701654215
Dammit, just got here. Missed it
>>701655008
Trust me, you're not sorry.
>>701651754
> when i was 14 i found out there was a glory hole at my park
> went and got my dicked sucked, felt amazing
> legit stupid enough to think it was a by a chick
> cringe whenever i think back and imagine who must have been on the other side
21 kissless virgin reporting in
>>701655125
Can I get a hint as to what it was about?
>>701655221
nope, I'm not playing with fire
>>701655221
a picture asking people to say it was something bad
its a meme my friend
I think in the eyes of my friends, I'm really sexist because I would use terms like sluts and social justice warriors.
I raped a girl, Would do it again
I fapped to Wario's nose once
>>701651754
I am secretly jealous of my friend being in a relationship with this chick I liked, I pretend that I am happy for him and I lied that I was not interested in her just so I don't seem like a cuck, rip me out....
I'm psychically attracted to woman and emotionally attracted to men. When im with a woman i love the sex and thats about it, i feel nothing towards them. When im with a guy i can barely get hard but i feel so in love with them. I know i'll never be happy with whomever im with and will probably end up marrying some fat chick that will put up with it because im actually pretty good looking. No one knows this and i dont intend on anyone knowing.
fml
>>701655219
20 y/o lost my v card in February.
Wasn't too special. Kinda stressful, actually.
See, when you have sex, you have to be conscious of your partner's pleasure as well as your own.
So say you've gotten in a groove and can feel it welling up, but they ask you to then take a different turn or maybe switch position. So do you be an asshole and nutt right then and there? I'd hope you weren't so selfish.
Let me tell you, the first time I had sex, I didn't cum.
Jerking off is more relaxing. >>701655219
>>701651754
>>701655498
>I lost my v card recently so i can teach people how to have sex
autism
I fucked my ex gf while my wife was pregnant from our first child.
Fuck me right?
>>701655310
wrong
>>701655809
Circumstances man. We don't know your story.
>>701655794
Not how to have sex
Just my experience
>>701653008
lmao, everyone knows women only exist as cum repositories
>>701651754
i shoplift on a regular basis, mostly think about ways to fuck my boss and show large amounts of dark triad personality traits
>>701655395
>I raped a girl, Would do it again
story please. i tried this and backed out too soon
I secretly hope a WW3 woukd begin so I could die and not having to kill myself
>>701656388
>be a state cop
>hate dindus
>profile them all the time
>get BOLO for particular dindu
>find dindu, take him down hard
>realise is wrong dindu
>dindu says he will sue me
>hit dindu a few times with ASP and call in 10-13
>dindu charged for assault police and failure to provide ID when asked
>feelsgood.jpeg
>>701655484
So get with a ftm who doesn't want surgery. Men's mentality and women's parts. Boom.
>>701651754
A man is in prison because he owns the house that a whole lot of pipe bombs, chemicals and some guns were found in. Thing is, I thought that house in the middle of nowhere was abandoned and that shit was mine. I felt bad about it until I found out he was a member of several hate groups.
>>701651754
I Purposely go out of the way to make friends. It feels like I"m cheating on my. I'm the only one he should with.
>>701656520
Accurate as fuck.
>>701656796
gj Anon. You did good... I guess.
I cum in my sister's clean panties and various other things to make her wear my semen
i come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.
that is all.
I have no idea who i am or what I'm doing.
>>701657203
>said everyone on 4chan.
>>701657240
That actually makes me feel better. Sort of. Thanks?
I meet with older men on grindr for money
Am pretty straight and don't enjoy it but the money is nice
been at it a while
18 now
Haven't been found out by anyone I know yet
>>701652909
Never be ashamed of music taste. It's the best way for you to know who you really are.
>>701657374
faggot
u prob have the aids
Not really a secret with me, but maybe a secret that many people don't understand...?
I don't trust pretty or handsome people. The higher I would rate them, the less I trust them. From my experience, they tend to be manipulators far more than not so pretty people and relationships with them often suck and are not worth it, we only tend not to notice because of how infatuated we get.
Discuss.
i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.
Also just realized that I'm an extremely toxic person.
I fucked Alizee . InB4 op is bullshitting
>>701657543
you're a fucking dumb cunt
their is no logic behind that statement.
kys
>>701657543
agreed, plus they are usually selfish.
>>701657861
tits or gtfo.
I'm in love of my internet BF
she so mysterious and full of problems
I like she talk to me and maybe help to feel good herself with my sarcasm
is ugly but i don't give a fuck
i'm not the kind of guy who look that thing in a woman
the problem because i not talk of my feel for her?
she's asexual...
Now i hang out with another girl
is a fantastic person and very beutyful girl bit i don't did it to forget her...
i love you Chiara...
PS. sorry for my very awful english but i'm not so good
understand me I'm italian and i'm yesterday i drink to mutch
I'm angain in hangover
Pretty sure I'm in love with my best friend (I'm male, she's female)
bmp
>>701656520
Havent seen this meme, even used correctly, on /b/ in a long time.
>>701658912
this place is not what it used to be
>>701657048
nice
You are living in a dream, my dream.
Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister
>>701658148
You're trying a bit too hard, you shouldn't structure your sentences short with enter's, makes the post stick out in the wrong way, and you're using a bit too much broken english without balancing it with grammatical mistakes.
i know my best friends facebook who is dating one of my friend from elementary school and i log into his facebook and jerkoff to his girlfriends nudes all the time
>>701659553
How old are you?
>>701660107
old enough to know not to tell ppl how old i am...
im voting trump
>>701660164
16 for sure
>>701660263
nope, but i am at least 16
I found out my GF cheated on me. We talked and after a while I said I trust her again. But I don't and I spy on her since then.
>>701651754
I'm the one trolling 4chan since 2008...
... and I never -NEVER!!!!!- uploaded any porn, nude, or otherwise immoral pic.
I'm extremely lonely and only have a long distance girlfriend of two years keeping me from depression, although the thought alone I can't always be with her makes it worse sometimes.
I get upset looking back how I confessed to this one girl after my high school graduation and tried kissing her but she shoved me away in disgust after hugging me then laughed at me and told me to fuck off. It was extremely embarrassing and only made my insecurities of dating worse.
I got my first girlfriend in my freshman year a small pair of earrings I got by working a part time job several hours a week from August up to the end of January. She ended up cheating on me on Valentines Day with a good friend of mine. I got so upset I hit her several times the next day and got in huge trouble with her parents and mine. Still look back at it with regret I ever even bothered with her.
>>701660416
you're 19 fucker.
i remember your story.
also, good for you. fuck that pussy until that shit gets red and raw.
and dont let the moralfags get you down.
Nope fuck you.
>>701656630
Kek'd
>>701658148
ABORT ABORT
SHES A FEMINAZI
>>701651754
I have a tumblr where I shitpost sadboy poetry because i'm a massive faggot.
>>701660653
dont worry, we fuck as much as we can. she is on bc so we dont use condoms and i cum in her almost every time. and fuck moralfags, theyre just jealous
>>701659488
that explains a lot
>>701658409
Welcome to the friendzone
>26 m
>live with mother
>in basement
>1 friend
>my drug dealer
>never seen a boob
>never really talked to a girl
>ultra shy
>will probably be the greatest wizard ever
I mean there are some positives but that's not the point here.
i lost my job
been wetting the bed off and on for the month or two, may want to get it checked out?
>>701659067
True.
Although it's prolly us. I come here and half the thread and most of the replies i've already seen in the past, nor is there much ingenuity, maybe we just were a lot more impressable starting out.
>>701655498
You just aren't good at it yet dude, if you're doing it right it's infinitely better
>>701654215
Fuck you guys.
"In a minute I'll delete this content, any like it's the worst thing you've ever seen.
Too easy
Can't stop thinking about my half sister. Want to fuck her and fap to her constantly. Pic related.
My step dad started abusing me at age 9. He never touched me but he had me do things to his son. His son was older than me he was 12. He would film us and take pictures with this cameras than spit out pictures. it messed me up pretty bad. I've let boys do terrible things and I've done terrible things for others. I don't think I'll ever be normal.
>>701655395
Die in a hole
>>701656214
You too
After finding out one of my mates tends to get memory loss after doing shots, I want to take him out, get him drunk and fuck him without him remembering.
>>701656989
how does she not notice? semen smells and leaves stains.
>>701661619
Yep, I know. Its tragic
I stole around 300$ from a church and they couldn't pay the rent or some shit so they had to abandon the church.
>>701660750
I know who you are.
>>701662740
im atheist as well so i didn't really care, laughed actually.
>>701662497
you male or female?
Sounds like an old poloroid camera. How long ago was this?
I want people to fap to my tight little sister.
>>701662740
keep up the good work, anon.
>>701662891
how tight is she, anon? Ever spied on her?
>>701662977
>pathetic
>>701662891
she aint tight bro
>>701651754
> be 35
> have wife
> have girlfriend
> have lesbian on the side that likes to ride cock once a month or so
> have average cock
> have no money
That being said, I have a hard time enjoying sex. I've done it so much that it's almost boring. I've faked cumming several time with many girls. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>>701653008
That's not a feminist
>>701662977
Peek at her changing and listen through the wall to hear her moan when her bf comes over late at night to pound her. She cums and moans in such a sexy way. I once came instantly while she was cumming and calling him daddy. So fucking hot.
>>701663038
What do u mean?
>>701663282
any creeper pics?
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
>>701663331
Not yet want to
>>701663282
wow...you ever seek psychological help? you probably should. wanting to fuck your sister is one thing, but busting instantly from the sound of her fucking her boyfriend is a different matter entirely.
>>701663662
She is so fucking hot
>>701663718
>slutty
there is a difference. you just cant tell because of how much porn you watch.
>>701661794
well you have seen your mothers boobs you just dont remember
>>701655219
I constantly put off and waited for my first kiss because I wanted it to be something special. Throughout high school I probably had so many chances with girls that I was totally oblivious to, because I thought kissing was a big deal and like two people can't just do that.
>be 17, senior in high school
>girl agrees to be my gf for god knows what reason, we danced at a school dance once
>we hang out between classes and whatnot
>one day hanging out after class, her annoying theatre friend comes over and will not stop talking
>GF decides nows a good time for us to have our first full on makeout sesh, literally just to get her friend to go away
>my mind was shattered and I immediately realized how much of a beta faggot i'd been for so many years
Not a great story, but yeah, that's my secret.
>>701663718
I'm sure she agrees.
>>701651754
i lost my virginity at 28 to a cheap hooker that my brother-in-law paid for me on his stag night.
>>701662817
This was 18 years ago. Femanon.
>>701663945
well, you could still be the kind of fucking loser that i am. you know, what everyone in my family calls a "gifted" child and not being able to achieve anything in life. i am 28 now and i still live with my parents. i cannot sustain myself for a week. i am too much of a fucking inbred to finish university or to find some paying work. god i hate myself so much.
>>701663945
how long did the abuse go on?
>I've let boys do terrible things and I've done terrible things for others.
What was the worst thing you've had done to you and the worst you've done for others?
>>701664228
>What was the worst thing you've had done to you and the worst you've done for others?
I want to know this too
>>701664199
Are you seriously comparing my rape as a child to your laziness? Really?
>>701663187
i also faked cum a lot due to my fucking heroin addiction
I got married in 2012 and have since fucked 31 women
>>701664228
My stepdad stopped setting up our...play dates I guess...when I was around 14 but his stepson kept making me do things till I was 19. Basically it stopped when I moved out at 19.
>>701663187
>I've done it so much that it's almost boring. I've faked cumming several time with many girls. What the fuck is wrong with me?
It's normal, anon. You're suffering from oversaturation. Go without for a week or a month and see if that shakes things up for you.
>>701651754
I was raped by a dog when I was 7.
>>701664763
you never thought to tell your mother?
How are you doing now, anon? What kinks did it leave you with?
>>701658148
HAHAHA CHE COGLIONE NON SA NEMMENO SCRIVERE IN INGLESE GO KYS
>>701664475
The worst thing I ever did was help a boyfriend rape my little cousin. It was at a time where I couldn't be alone and would do just about anything to keep a bf. My bf was 17 and knew about my past and really took advantage. I had already done this with other girls with him so I justified it at the time. We got her really drunk, like unsafe drunk, and I sat behind her and held her legs open while he fucked her. After a little he had me lay down and moved her up on top of me more so he could have sex with us both. He switched between us a bit and came in her. I helped him clean her up and put her clothes back on. this is my most hated memory but I had to tell someone somewhere.
met my "the one" a long time ago, dated for a while but timing was off, remained friends, started dating new girl, been with her for 10 years, knows me and "the one" are still friends, but not aware of just how close we are,
we both agree one day we'll be together, she regularly makes public in-jokes that no one else gets about our relationship, we go through phases of getting closer before she usually bails on it, well have our space and then rinse and repeat, never cheated physically, never will, but we get far too close
my girlfriend of all this time is perfect, like actual perfect, but not the one.
don't know what to do, really pretty content where things are, but always wonder if the grass is greener here, or there
thats my secret, and one i've never been able to voice
>>701665317
My mom was and is a meth addict. She knew what was goin on, she walked in a few times while it happened and just ran back out pretending it never happened. He paid the bills and bought the meth so she turned a blind eye to his abuse. I haven't talked to her in 18 years. But I know where she lives still.
>>701665927
shit. For a lot of people that'd be a hot story but I appreciate it's a bad memory for you.
How old was your cousin at the time? What other girls had you done it on?
>>701665927
seriously, go kys
>>701666102
you feel like you're basically stable now? Are you married/in a LTR?
>>701665317
And it didn't get kinks I lost my morals for awhile. I didn't really enjoy sex it was just I had to do to not be alone. But being so desensitized it allowed me to do things most people think they neverv would.
>>701666176
No I'm far from stable. I'm not married and no bf for last two years. I still don't really enjoy sex and that causes intimacy problems in most of my relationships. I also can't be honest about my past including abuse because they ether try to turn it into a kink and it's not sexy for me, or they think I'm used goods.
>>701651754
i jerked it to a dickgirl
>>701666128
My cousin was thirteen. The other girls were just girls in our circle of friends. He used me to disarm them and usually drug them if they weren't getting messed up on their own.
I want other guys to jerk off to my gf. I ask her to wear see through shirts with no bra and she does it because I like it. it gets me off knowing other guys are looking at her and trying to sneak a camera to take a pic of her. Is that weird? Am I a cuck?
>>701665927
did she / you enjoyed at the moment? even if it is a bad memory of course
>>701662891
Post nudes
>>701652546
you don't deserve to live on this earth for what you have done
>>701666874
So sorry to hear that. I hope you're OK
>>701662042
Could be diabeeetttuuuss.
Seriously.
>>701656388
i know the same feeling
>>701651754
I sexually assaulted a friend who was drunk and high
>>701656630
You bastard; make the rest of us look bad
i love it when chicks write slutty stuff on their tits
>>701655134
lmao
i am bored as fuck in my life and starting to do things i probably should do. even so bored the last couple of days that i've been going onto omegle video chat and jerking off while i watch other guys jerk off. wtf? could i be any more bored??
Anons social life
https://www.google.no/search?q=voegrevioux&oq=voegrevioux&aqs=chrome..69i57.3221j0j4&client=ms-android-samsung&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8
Kik john.3636
I'm happily engaged, but I've become addicted to sucking cock. My fiance doesn't know, but I've been meeting men every week day for the past two months to give anonymous head. I cum harder with a strangers cock in my mouth than I ever have with sex.
You are a scumbag.
An hero.
>>701668165
sounds like you need to need to get rid of her and get you a trap or trans fucktoy mate
>>701668165
i need to meet you (this is me.... >>701668091). fire me up a bit
>>701660645
you did the right to punish her for what she did
You are gay, never tell her the truth but end the relationship before you break her.
>>701668165
what would you do with that in your mouth?
I'm the reason why she committed suicide. I destroyed the note so that the rest of the school didn't find out. The only other person that would have known anything about what happened is too much of a pussy to come forward. The only regret is that because of her I'll have to wait till I finish University to do it again.
I once killed a man using an axe while listening to Huey Lewis and the News
>>701668519
its hip to be square
Had sex with a girl in high school who was two years younger than me, but way more immature and kinda stupid. Like, she was just dumb. I felt bad for her. Kind of embarrassed to admit I was dating her. I never asked her if she wanted to had sex; we'd done other stuff, but looking back on it I'm not sure she wanted to go all the way. I just went for it, multiple times. I wasn't controlling or manipulative, but I should've made sure it was okay with her. I really hope it didn't fuck her up. She never made any indications it bothered her, so I'm not sure.
I like to read posts in this topic to make my self feel better..knowing some people lives are more messed up then mine..
I used to spy on my dad jerking off to porn all the time growing up. Wasn't attracted to him, not sure why In did it.
>>701668276
Are you in Australia?
>>701668430
Finger myself while I fucked my mouth down on your rod and tried to choke myself with it. Also, WTF is wrong with your dick?
>>701668761
If knowing that other people are hurting worse than you are hurting makes you feel good then you're set for life. lots of people with a lot of bad problems out there so you're gonna happy.
>>701657615
Tell us
>>701668841
i've spy cammed my dad and my mom. well, mostly i get my mom. but i've gotten my dad while set up to get my mom. haha
>>701668888
uh, that would a "no". FL. i'm so freaking bored though that i desperately need a change. so flying to australia sounds awesome. not to mention having my dick sucked when i get there.
>>701651754
>on an FBI honeypot website through an NSA-monitored connection while using Google's DNS servers
nah
My wife is a cuckquean
>>701651754
how many years have you been making these secrets threads?
>>701668920
I know its fucked up... i see people in bad situations all the time when i am working.. ofcourse i feel sorry for them,but it makes going home to my fat wife a bit more acceptable...
>>701663943
Fuck no spoderman, I almost fucking trusted you
>>701654658
Lol my dream
>>701669374
Well i am glad he does..always get a crowd it seems
>>701661794
Weight?
>>701669377
dude if it bother you that much make her exercise and quit buy fatty foods
but i do feel for you bro
>>701659972
why not just save pics?
>>701666529
can you write blue on your tits?
>8/10 Gf got temporary palsy when at University. Made left side of mouth droopy.
>Kind of gross but dem committments.
>Pounding away in missionary position one morning before class
>Money shot time
>Go Mount Vesuvius on her face
>Missed mostly just on edge of her mouth and down chin
>droopy side
>Looks like a proper drooly tard
>piss myself laughing
>no more palsy GF
>>701669695
damn thats funny but fucked up
>>701669695
Top Kek
>>701668888
mad quads from a trap, write blue on your tits though and you'll get cock tonight
>>701669869
69. I spotted the ass eater!
I took a bunch of sleeping pills last Christmas to die surrounded by my family. Ended up puking everywhere and now have a failing liver. Everybody thought I just got too drunk. saw a doctor recently and am going to die soon from the damage taking all the pills did to my organs.
>>701670155
>>701670155
Mission Accomplished
>>701664199
This is exactly me. It's fucking awful
>>701670155
lucky you!
I want to see my gf crying while being fucked by someone else
>>701669631
Trust me m8 ive tried..but her kids are also like that..but she is like a total bitch what bothers me more then her body..even took night shifts so i dont have to deall with her and her kids...on a side note i do enjoy seeing people getting happy... like yesterday this dude asked me if he could ride the train for 2 stops because he will try to go to the shelter there.. i looked at him..dirt t shirt and he needed to hold up his pants because they were broken..no shoes or anything...couldnt resist so said ofcourse... on that short trip he made friends with some guys they gave him a shirt..pants and some good slippers because they came back from a holliday trip...the dude was so happy he also got 2 cigarettes... he wanted to give me one because he was so happy that he was allowed to ride the 2 stops and got some new clothes..ill be honest that gave me a smile and a little tear in my eye...sorry for the grammar dutch guy here...
>>701670155
so you got what you wanted, just later.
>>701670290
nice work anon, im proud of you
>>701667158
i'm into that as well. my gf knows and it's our thing, i recently "accidentally" shared some pics with a close friend.. got any stories? a picture maybe?
I have only had sex one time in my life, it was 8 years ago (when i was 15)
>>701668841
you male or female? what sort of porn?
>>701670290
Nice anon. Honestly putting a smile upon someones face is some of the best things in life
>inb4 neckbeards and robots are going to insult me now
>>701667158
>>701670470
i guess this makes three of us. my wife does this for me only because she knows it turns me on. i go out of town a lot so she will text me the details of her efforts to bring attention to herself on my behalf. such a turn on.
>>701670414
What suprise me the most is that people who are really poor still want to share the little food or stuff they got with others while some "rich" people dont share anythint at all
>>701669695
m here but i've had the bell's palsy. It's frightening as fuck because you don't know if you'll be paralysed for life.
I am a habitual dick flasher.
I tried jacking off to gay porn a few times when I was really stoned
>>701670749
me too. It's like a strobe light. I can't fuck epileptics in case they have seizures.
>>701670641
post some texts man! that shit is gold
have you ever actually seen someone jerk off to her?
>>701657543
i do the same thing. If you're really attractive i wont help you at all, especially if you are a female. If you are an ugly man i will help you with pretty much anything because lets face it, ugly men dont get help with anything in this society.
>>701651754
Was there ever a day when this wasn't posted?
>>701670960
no. i wish. when we are out together i like to catch guys checking her out. and they do. for sure. sometimes i'll hang back so guys can't know that she's with me. she wears clothes that let them see her tits when she wants them too. she'll let them look. freakng turn on. i've let a friend of mine see some pics i've taken. i know he jacks it.
>>701655484
Touch more hair. Invite, be more host instead of guesting everywhere on.
>>701671143
Hot stuff. My wife sleeps nude and a few times when she was really drunk I let some buddies see her and touch her. Felt bad about it because she hates one of the dudes, but fuck it.
The only anime I watched in 3 months is hentai
>>701669869
>>701671249
That's hot AF. Do you tell her?
>>701670561
Yeah it sure is, most of times i dont even tell others i help people..not doing it to make me look good... the turnside is that some think i am a asshole who like to write tickets all day( train conductor here)
I get drunk and fuck ugly chicks bareback
I will become a wizard tomorrow.
>>701671321
No she would be extra pissed off. The guy she hates is our neighbor and is about 65yo
my secret is that I'm a pedophile and I hate niggers.
>>701671422
Lol that's funny. I got my best friend fucked that way in highschool at a party.
>>701671455
Are you me?
>>701671309
You look great girl. I think you should date people and just tell them maybe not in detail that you got a rough past. If they are worth it and treat you like you deserve you can tell them more about your past. If not kick them in the nuts
>>701671422
>>701671519
would you fuck a little black girl tho?
My ex gf got posted on motherless because I thought I could trust my friend borrowing my laptop ... I've been trying to get them removed and they are still up ... She might press charges ... But I enjoy guys fapping to her and I wish I posted them .. But am torn with the possibly of legal action
>>701670246
>>701670278
>>701670301
I don't want to die anymore though and there's nothing I can do to fix it. I haven't told any of my family and don't plan on it either. I've failed my parents and am going to cause an unnecessary amount of debt on them for a funeral.
A few more of my secrets that I've never told anybody
>I've jerked off in the woods before on a semi popular trail
>I've jerked off in multiple public bathrooms
>I was raped as a kid by a teacher
>I broke up with the love of my life because I thought I was holding her back and wanted her to better herself but lied and said I was seeing somebody else
I'm honestly scared /b/, the fact that death is imminent and close for me but the pain from how it's happening is making this seem like a living hell that won't end. I've never been good enough at anything in life and I couldn't even kill myself right. Me dying is just going to hurt people because I've been a selfish piece of shit who never deserved to live to begin with
>>701671618
Gross no.
>>701671309
Can you make a picture of your ass bet it looks great
I masterbate by putting a condom on and fuck my couch. Put my dick where the two cushions and the bottom support meet. I grab the top of the sofa and act like I'm grabbing a bitch by the shoulders. After I cum I sit up on the sofa and contemplate the the fact that I've not only just fucked a couch but have fucked the couch more times than I have fucked an actual woman.
>>701671650
Post the link dude.
Or at least the letters after the /
>>701671760
The user is anonemail9000
>>701670290
Did you take the cig?
>>701671309
Can you write 'Fuck me Josh' on your thighs?
>>701671697
>>701671573
>Being this retarded
It's a Photoshop you dumb niggers
>>701663187
you aren't happy
>>701655134
This made diamonds
Have nudes of:
Sister
Sister-in-law 1
Sister-in-law 2
Best friends wife
>>701671831
>>701672060
Post
I said gg but it was not gg. It was bg.
>>701671784
>>701671760
Most recent gallery
>>701671800
No i dont smoke. Did gave him a lighter i found though.
>>701671673
Are you the rapey or the loving kind of pedo?
>>701651754
i have problem
i try to masterbate but i dont have enoug to one and when i cum it isnt whole and my masterbate is fire
>>701672061
Can you blow us a kiss
>>701672163
I don't like them hurt. But I don't really care how they get it as long as it doesn't harm them.
I'm secretly a frog.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>701672091
You bastard how dare you...
>>701672395
Who kissed you?
>>701671697
>>701672517
>GE2CBC80
what's her FB?
>>701657543
I do this too
>>701672563
hate ya
>been licked by 3 dogs , fucked two, fucked by one
>had a sexual relationship with a boy who said he was 18 (i really really dont think he was) while my wife was pregnant
>ive been with men and women alike without her knowledge
>I once beat a man in an abandoned parking lot so completely that when we went back the next day there were still cops there
>i have done nearly every drug known to man without the knowledge of my friends and family
>i once coerced a girl in my high school to have sex with me or i would let everyone know that she had a record for abusing her little brother
>i am now bored to tears with my domestic life and crave the excitement of my old double life.
>>701651754
My father was pretty abusive to me and my mother growing up but that's not the problem.
He used to hang me from my wrists and beat me and it's left me with scars all over my biceps and shoulders.
Not even my girlfriend knows because I'm basically a nevernude now.
This chick was tired of people sharing her pics, so she posted them.
momless
GE41F769
>>701672297
Going out. Cuai.
Keeping up with the Kardashians is my favourite show.
>>701672718
Know what you mean dude. Used to live a double life also. Fucked so many married chicks and some dudes. Now i am trying to commit to this relationship but bored as hell
I killed my ex gfs family dog with her dad's insulin, for cheating and I even pretended to be sad with the family and dig a whole in the garden for her
I wish to be raped by one or even two hung muscular powerfull shemales
>>701672860
Later girl ! Have a nice day/evening
>>701672718
>i once coerced a girl in my high school to have sex with me or i would let everyone know that she had a record for abusing her little brother
How did you know about her record? what sort of abuse?
>>701655484
i think i might be like this too, tried having sex with a dude but it just wasn't my cup of tea
>>701672860
So wanna rape you
>>701672610
Why dox
>>701671657
Donate your body to science. No funeral costs and if you set it up right by the time your family finds out you're dead you are already in storage.
I fucked my sister when we were both extremely drunk. I instantly regretted it so badly the moment I came. We didn't speak to each other or look at each other for probably 2 months or so. Even when we did start speaking to each other, it was still kinda awkward, and we still to this day barely speak at all, yet we used to get along really well. This happened back in 2006 when I was 16, and she was 13. We both lost our virginity to each other btw.
At the police station I had to search a few teenage boys to see if they were hiding anything like drugs. I had to make them undress in front of each other and show various body parts to prove nothing was hidden there. They looked embarrassed as fuck from being naked and having to show their butts and boy parts. I couldn't help but feel bad for them.
I'm married with twins age 3 months. I have a weed and pain killer habit. My dealer gives them to me if i let her suck my dick which I do 3 times a week. The guilt is getting too heavy to contain.
>>701673210
you're getting paid in weed to have your dick sucked? sure....
>>701670782
How'd it go?
>>701670672
Bellsfag here too, yeah its scary as fuck getting woke up at 16 by your parents asking if you've had a stroke, i recovered after about 3 months of droopy face with steroid tablets
>>701651853
The name of the game is lightworks
i'm addicted on fainting on command i just can't get enough..
47
Single guy
Have female FWBs that are 40, 35, and 24.
Looking for one in her teens and 50s to fill some perverse numerical compulsion.
>>701673432
Faint now
>>701673302
Yes....we do t habe like an out loud agreement. I go over there, we watch tv, she gives me perks and blows me. On the way out she'll give me a joint. Don't care if you believe me...its the truth. I think she's lonely.
>>701660524
you should leave her
>>701656888
nice dubs
>>701673485
maybe i'll open a thread to tell you guys how it works if you don't believe me.. it's like LSD for poors if you do it good and if you're the sensitive type
>>701673509
This....
>>701673509
Thats should be logical...but love isnt logical
>>701673502
Just wondering how would you rate her looks?
>>701673604
well actually thought it was fake but you got my interest
>>701673604
You should do it on a Friday night, get the weekend started on an interesting note for all.
I'm very attracted to my 14 year old niece.
>>701673697
She's a five. Very tall and about 180 lbs. No gag reflex keeps me coming back.
>>701673902
Your age?
>>701674601
it lasts for a very few seconds, but to you it will seem that you remained unconscious at least for an hour or two.. fuck this shit i'll open a thread on /b/ stay tuned and go ctrl+f the catalog with the word "fainting" (i'm working on it, just wait)
>>701674068
I've never touched her. All I've done is stolen her dirty panties. sniffed and licked them while fapping
>>701674345
Agreed but the guilt when i get home and see my wife and kids is becoming unbearable.
>>701674710
>>701674766
yeah
>>701674896
Keep trying your best, man. You'll get there eventually.
>>701674841
Lets be honest...you like the bj and everything around it... you can stop when you want to..but you dont want to..dont feel guilty its something you need and what you would miss in your life if you stopped..so dont feel guilty just make sure they wont find out
I tell my wife I am going jogging at 9 or 10 at night but really go to the park and suck strangers cocks. I don't why but I can't stop
