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n e w t h r e a d
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>>701639334
u want sum fuk?
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So what? You're fine with it?
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>>701639551
reroll
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pingly dingly im the zozzle dude
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>>701639577
Winrar
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>>701639644
what the fuck is going on with the dubs tonight
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>>701639644
double winrar
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>>701639722
triple winrar
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>>701639722
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>>701639644
yes roll for "winrar"
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First girl . Previous message asked if she would ass fuck me with a strap on
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>>701639777
quad winrar
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>>701639777
Quad winRAR
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>>701639644
Fuck wasted dubs. Honor system. "Because if babies didn't cry, what would be the point in fleshlites?"
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Send dick pic to the first landwhale
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>>701639777
Checked
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>>701639577
>>701639644
>>701639722
>>701639777
whatthefuck.jpg
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>>701639777
>>701639722
>>701639644
>>701639577
wadafuck!?
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Make her delete sys. 32
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>>701639824
Pasta anon here, continuing dump
>get pls

-Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.

You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.

Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are IRL. If you decide to lash out and act a bit sexist now and then, I can't really complain.

After all, we do pretty much run the show.
Men rely on us, work for us, spend money on us, buy us houses and cars and clothes, sign prenups that we can turn around and cash in when we feel like ditching them for a younger, cuter piece of ass.

Got a kid with a girl? Don't fool yourself, it's HER kid, not yours. Piss her off and she'll take it and leave your ass, and you can pay her a nice chunk of child support for the rest of your life.

Yep, this is the power we hold over you. So you go ahead and make your rape jokes, really. I still know that when you see me on the streets you'll be watching, getting hard, and problably crying a tear or two because you know you'll always be a forever alone faggot
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>>701639870
Roll
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>>701639777
I'd like my trips to be used for
>>701639551
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>>701639824
how long is the shlong
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>>701639824
What the fuck's up with that girl? No matter what you say she isn't weirded out or anything, what the fuck are you like when you're not doing shit for fat men on the internet?
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>>701639955
I'm pretty good Irl, I doubt you could do anything to me that could hurt me
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lemme see if this works
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>>701639824
Ask for nudes,there have been dubs like that do it alreadyyyyyyy
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>>701640234
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>>701639334
Its a ritual i have to perform to join the Illuminati
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>>701640234
wew
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" will you square me? geometry is sexy, i'm like a strict rectangle in my life"
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Send dick pic already OP, but sharpie a face on it
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>>701640411
Nice.
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>>701640411
He cant send pics,dont know why though
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>>701640411
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will you suck a horse with me?
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>>701640488
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Changed it a bit
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>>701640575
roll, i want to see that
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>>701640589
yep i wasted it, i feel like a turd.
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>>701640575
fuck it, rolling
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>>701640621
I'm OK with this.
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>>701640621
Fail op...
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>>701640621
OP I want to see what you look like, that emo bitch seems to like you no matter what you say.
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will you shit on my chest baby?
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▲▲
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will you triangle with me baby?
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>>701640621
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>>701640621
Look
>>701639577
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>>701640797
get
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>>701640575
memememeh roll
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>>701640877
TFW no face.
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>>701640877
o shit
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▲▲

0
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>>701640877
How about some tits
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wanna eat a poop sundae with me baby?
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>>701640998
Reroll
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>>701640877
TFW this is all bait.
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>>701640998
Roll
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>>701640877
TFW no face.
Ok, if you dont have penis send ass
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>>701641033
oh shiiiit
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>>701641033
kek
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>>701641033
Ayy lmao first dubs of the night
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I have a confession to make bby
>wait for her response
I love eating shit, I've been eating my own shit since i was a kid. would you let me eat your shit? i'm dying to know if other peoples shit tastes like my shit you know?
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>>701641033
yiss
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>>701641038
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>>701640935
I think 90% of people think it stands for "that feel when" and of course they're all wrong
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>>701641107
lmao
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FUCK
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>>701641189
I guess we need to do this irl then
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>>701641189
Give number to deliver OP
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>>701641189

I'll settle for snapchat
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Gimme yo number
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>>701641166
meh
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>>701641189
gooft
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>>701641245
Do it
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Probably not the place to ask this but do we raid streams on here anymore? I've always wanted to be a part of one.
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>>701641189
Don't be a fag OP,give her your #
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why does my pee pee come out yellow?
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>>701641339

You're about 10 years late
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>>701641245
Rokl
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>>701641256
Yes deliver op
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>>701641420
Nice 420 bro
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>>701641400
Winrar
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>>701641245
Rollerino neighborino
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>>701641245
Roll
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>>701641400
brilliant
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>>701641189
describe them
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>>701641404
Fuck. There goes my life.
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>>701641500
WinRAR
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>>701639955
Fuck you. I miss my daughter.
Revenge is on its way tho.
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>>701641566
"winrar"
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>>701641566
Second dubs of the night nice (For me I mean)
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>>701641656
I can't stop getting them, I think I had 5 last thread and 1 in this.
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>>701641245
He got 3 dubs OP
>>701641500
>>701641566
>>701641633
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>>701641818

OP HERE she replied "Absolutely"
What say next?
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>>701641930
House Adress
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>>701641930
You in /b/ro, if she hot do it.
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>>701641930
Don't ask us. Go get some tail faggot.
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>>701641930
Do it fag
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>>701641930
"winrar"
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>>701641930
Prove it, faggot
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You willing to do it in public? The closest park?
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>>701642033
Dubs commands it
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spit in my mouth and call me a bitch
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>>701642033
Kek, rolling for shit all the time, and my most useless post gets dubs
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>>701642090
Roll
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>>701642121
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>>701642144
gG
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>>701642164
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>>701642121
>>701642164
Is this OP?
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Don't think she lives near me, so getting ass isn't really a possibility. I think.
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>>701642090
>>701642144
Perfect.
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>>701642121
What app is that
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>>701642224
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>>701639824
Rolling for "how long is the womb broom"
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>>701642273
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>>701642253
GIVE #,Recieve nudes real simple OP
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>>701642253
Can neither of yous drive or get a bus to somewhere?
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>>701642302
I'm not OP btw
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>>701642364
That bitch is a savage
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>>701642253
i will circle you like a math teacher
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>>701642478
roll!
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>>701642478
I roll dubs from beyond the grave
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>>701641930
I'm wanna hear you scream when I start pogo-sticking that vagina
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"i like licking supermarket stairway"
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>>701642611
I am God
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>>701642611
Well... You're not wrong.
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wanna taste each others poop?
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>>701642629
Reroll
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>>701642701
roll
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i did the triangle, i did the circle
I'm proud of all my dubs.
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>>701642713
Roll
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>>701642431

ya blew it, you never double message
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>>701642701
DaBusiness
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>>701642701
dubs bitch
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>>701642701
rolling
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>>701642746
I did the circle bitch,that reroll kept it alive
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can i shave your pussy with triangular potatoes?
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>>701642701
come the fuck on get
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>>701642944
winrar
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No god in Valhalla will be able to repair the damage I'll unleash upon your cooter with my womb broom
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>>701642923
yeah thx, i was in a good mood you destroyed the moment, oh..
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>>701642944
Waste of dubs
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>>701643022
Its alright since I am God I forgive
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>>701643022
what exactly have i done here again...
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>>701641166
OF COURSE
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>>701643003
Rollerino
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>>701642431
I have twenty dollar bucks
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All these dubs and she hasn't even responded yet. Rip
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So many wasted dubs
>FeelsBadMan
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>>701643136
Rolling again
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>>701643099
you and i dub like deamons
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>>701643243
And again
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Just tell her to hurry the fuck up ands that you're getting floppy
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>>701643279
Fuck it. I quit
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>>701643266
i did it again, dub and dub and dub and dub
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>>701643266
I started not long ago,I am no demon,But a God
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>>701643135
tell me about it
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>>701643356
i have many names
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>>701643003
Wubbalubbadubdub
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>>701643403
Dubs is not one of them
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>>701643403
All I have to do is defeat the one true God Micheal Phelps and reign supreme
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OP has she replied yet?
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>>701643466
that's fuckin crazy and belongs to /x/
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"draw me a turd"
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I want to jack into your love matrix
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The only one that I can get it for a few hours ago and it has a lot more to do it has a lot more to do it has been the same thing with your friends are going well with you have to do it has been the same thing with your friends are going to do it has a lot more 6th and the best part of the story and it has been the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your friends are going to do it has a lot more 6th and the best of luck with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with your family is not the same thing with
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>>701643755
this shit is great,
OP! deliver!
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>>701643755
winrar
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can i rectangle your ass?
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>>701643983
same fag rollin
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>>701643983
I may need to rest my dub powers,but lets try to pull one more out for this shapen soul
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>>701644065
I have failed,also reroll
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OP where the fuck are you?
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OP's too busy getting dat ass
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>>701644113
i'm rolling you like your circular girls
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OP HERE bitch hasn't replied, I'm trying to get other girls.
give me something to start with cause i'm stupid.
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>>701644243
i have a cool rectangle story.
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>>701644243
Lets skip formalities and send nudes (Then provide #)
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>>701639334
FUCK
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Last year old girl and the tree in a few weeks ago when you are the
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We gotta keep thread alive untill OP comes back with new bitch
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Here again
"I want to fuckin triangle you"
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>>701644655
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>>701644243
Truth or dare?

Works like a charm
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Let's be civilized here
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>>701644834
Heard of Netflix and chill?
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>>701644834
Hey OP, are you texting random people or is this people IRL
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>>701644834
I'm just sitting here trying to message people with my penis.
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>>701644952
Shamless reroll
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>>701644964
Random people. okcupid
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>>701644834
>>701644655
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>>701644982
Second (and last I swear) shamless reroll
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>>701644952
roll
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>>701644834
I'm in the mood for my dad's cock tonight, so we're looking for a shemale (obviously such as yourself) to come in and join the party, don't worry his dick will be going up my ass while my grandmother watches us and masturbate.
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>>701644952
roller
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>>701644834
your ugly
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>>701644952
Roll
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>>701645096
Roll?
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i would like to see how you can endure my sweat on your camel toe
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>>701645024
give me the succ
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>>701645096
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>>701644834
Want to save me the trouble and give me your nudes?
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>>701644834
I just ejaculated to your pics then ate it
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i like the smell in the subway, once i eat on the floor
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>>701645290
This
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>>701645389
and i have spaghetti powers.
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If you send me nudes and your address then in return I'll send you my dick inside a box
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>>701645400
nice
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>>701645400
WINRAR
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>>701645450
my dicks made of noodles
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>>701644834
my life is a chrainreck to be honest...
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>>701645477
OP! Here! Op come on!
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>>701645477
Bam
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deaththreats are illegal, op
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I like to masturbate in gauntlet full of hot noodles
>>701645556
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Not a death threat
>>701645610
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>>701645610
femanon here, can confirm what this faggot is saying
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bamp
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>>701645687
True, people can live without arms. Shit, some were born that way!!!
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>>701645717
stop killing the mood
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>>701639334
>>>701645610
>femanon here, can confirm what this faggot is saying
TITS or GTFO
timestamped obviously.
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>>701645717
Rule 30
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>>701646006
>>701646141

>femanon
>not using it as a way to get attention
>stop being faggots who only wants tits
>inb4 white knight
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>>701646141
Oh wait... if is obvious why did I mention it???
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>>701646314
Because of faggot
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>>701646314
Now.... TITS or GTFO
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>>701646006
>>701646254
>>701646141
femanon here

pic related, its me
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>>701646256
Respect the rules.
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>>701646411
But why do we need the tits?
In the digital age of porn- why do we need her tits? We can look at Siri or something.
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>>701646572
fuck you anon
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Different girl
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>>701646527
I see no tits here, now if you would kindly GTFO
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>>701646527
Masculinon here - go to bed. You have school in the morning.
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>>701646626
yeah fuck me
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>>701646572
>rules of the virgins
>sorry, the internet.

>>701646626
>Idc for ur tits but I hate these neckbeards who only want yo tits when you're not even bragging about being a grill
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>>701646256
>faggots who only wants tits
>faggots
>wants tits
>faggot wants
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>>701646712
are you drunk, retard?
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>>701646776
so much of a faggot he can't even get trips.
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>>701646527
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This slut killed the thread.
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>>701646676
I don't want to wear an octagondom
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>>701646933
and she wasted my dub!
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>>701646768
>being a grill
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>>701646915
rekt
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>>701646901
Are you retard, drunk?
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>>701646527
GTFO bitch, it's not you
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>>701647012
>true in that regard
>even still, they ain't bragging about it
>the neckbeard can live on knowing the only attention they will ever get is pretending to be a girl on 4chan
>4chan of all places
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>>701647122
winrar
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>>701647122
OP OP OP OP OP OP!
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Still need a reply for her
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>>701647232
>>701647122
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>>701647148
> being this red assed.
I bed you don't even know how to Internet
You're too young to be on this site.
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>>701647297 thinks >>701647232 is dubs
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>>701647232
I don't want to wear an octagondom
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>>701647297
Congratulations. You learned how to quote.
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>>701647369
Look again
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>>701647493
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>>701647369
no he doesnt you fucking retard

thinks >>701647122
is dubs and was refering to the picture at >>701647232
wtf is wrong with you newfag.
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>>701646712
>>701647122
>>701647359
>>701647442
Me

>>701639334
Not me
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>>701647232
please tell me to put my finger in my ass. you just have to tell me please
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>>701647574
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>>701647622
Fist yourself while moaning your grandmother's name.
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>>701647639
wow noice memen m8, so dank. gtfo nigger
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>>701647544
are you retard?
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>>701647574
thx.
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>>701647834
No , that's Johnny
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>>701647806
no you
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>>701647834
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>>701647369
you are totally retarded
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>>701648137
I'm sorry my friend got ahold of my phone haha :) how about you come over and let me clap dem cheeks gurl? ;)
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OP... just give up, the thread's dead.
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>>701648275
yep tards and a bitch killed it.
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>>701648275
True, I blame the femanon for derailing and not providing tits
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>>701647232
>>701647232
Fapping while i dream with you!
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>>701648275
Fucking niggers killed it, do me the honor though and fulfill my dubs when you get a chance please >>701645400
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>>701648137
Say: it means i wat to put my dick'nd balls fown your troath while i fist you in that loophole of an arse of yours
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>>701648137
good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightthere rightthere if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit
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OP here I moved the thread,s since you're complaing about it being dead.
but i don't know how to link it. KEK
got a bunch of other girls now too soooo
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