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Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Commit heresy and take in the salt.
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still here
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Claimed.
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Tristana claimed

Waiting for esdeath
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Umi claimed

>>701637800
Nothing really. I should watch the new cow chop. Haven't checked youtube yet
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Penny~
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>>701636426
>Cat
You and me both. Okay, not really, watching some of Colins old videos.

>>701636519
>Totally Not Breeki
Ayyyyy, Breeki.

>>701636547
>Trist
Pretty good little Yordle, you?

>>701636663
>Not Freedom Bote
>HERESY
>But...switched FROM a bote
.....reverse heresy?
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Miho claimed

>>701637776
>mainstream as fuck
>says i have shit taste
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>>701637658
Lol you're great at that as it is love you'll be fine.

>>701637800
No no I'm talking about Nico since she's obviously the best idol.

>>701636973
Ah I see.. i hope it gets better for you regardless though!

Best Idol claimed.

I think all of us are taking in excess salt for the heretic. There's enough to go around.
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>stellar claim
I'm completely sober.. I swear!
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D.Va

>>701637777
quads confirm

>>701637904
is he getting help?

>>701638297
want saying you did. she cute. i just dont know her
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>>701637776
then stop harassing me jackass

>>701637802
most of what I say is fact

>>701637904
im not scary why are people afraid of me im so soft

>>701637983
well my therapist has been speaking with me and I think I still need to tell him some stuff ive been hiding
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>>701636780
>nico
Keep the corcle small amd dont worry sbout too many

>>701637028
>>701638269
Promise?

>>701637053
>>701638272
Rip soon. Make the time eith her memorable

>>701637800
>maki
You know whay i mean dude lol. Laying im bed watinf for my eyes to get really heavy them fall asleep. You?

>>701638271
Sup loser
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>>701638276
Chilling in my comfy bed

>>701638272
How are you and your tomatoes?

>>701638359
Lol k

>>701638194
Pretty much. I guess no one is on Tera yet
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>>701638100
Cirno reporting in.
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>>701638359
Drunkard

>>701638465
Heyo smuggers
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Last Yozora claimed for the night.

Goodnight and all that shit.
I have a whole lot less time on my hands so I'll be here less often.
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>>701638457
I have no idea, and thats pretty spooky too.
>This is why I'm glad America/Guns.
>>701638461
>Most of what I say is fact.
No. This is why people don't like you, your opinions don't count as facts bro.
>I'm not scary
That one post about you stealing pantsu and jerking off to hand smell makes you really goddamn spooky.
>Hiding stuff from a therapist
Stahp.
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Chii from Chobits claimed
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>>701638276
You having fun? Also, what do you do for a job? It's okay if you don't want to disclose it here for obvious reasons
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oshitwuddup
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>>701638125
>be really into a hobby
>decide to surround yourself with like minded people
>enjoy talking about your hobby
>people see you and your group having fun
>they decide to FAKE the hobby to basically infiltrate your group
>the group finds out they are fakers
>call them on their shit
>they cry saying "you're mean!"
>"I should be entitled to your group because I emulate your hobby!"

You see where I am going with this?
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>>701637524
see >>701637983
thats kinda it and also anyone here
is strange if you think objectively
>>701638182
>lightnovel
>anime
you forgot manga, video games, movies, and books
i was more trying to show peoples train of thought on waifus and shit, honestly if it's someone you feel you would get along with if they had the personality they're depicted witb then it shouldn't really be a problem
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>>701638579
Hello
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Also, OP is the Tomoko claimer. Shame.
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>>701638182
I expected more of you.
It's disappointing.
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Krystal claimed
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>>701638871

Faggot.
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>>701638100
have to go, cirno reporting out.
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>>701638465
Promise Shinoa. I promise

>>701638461
Alright. If the story you wrote that's in the pic is true, then you have some issues. The fact that you're speaking to a therapist about it is great. Not many people who've been told or diagnosed bothered to follow-up. Do tell him everything or he can't work to his best
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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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>>701638465
I drive her to all our favourite places, I even drove her to the dealership I originally got her at.
>I'm gonna make a tomb stone for her probably
>It sounds weird but this car has been with me since '06 when I first learned to drive.
>>701638534
Tomatoes are good
>K, my daughter (basically) really likes them, they're sweet.
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>>701637499
Do they succ like a vacuum at least?

>>701638305
So far it's calm so I think I'm getting better

>>701638359
No you're not
Shower time
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>>701638948
Bye bye Cirno
>Tristana
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>>701638913
AND I LOVE YOU TOO RANDOM SHITPOSTER!.
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>>701639064
>furry
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>>701639064

Says the animal fucker.
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>>701638276
Does that cancel The heresy? Well not like it matters I'm happy now. Anything new you fuck?

>>701638305
Really think so? Well I got nothin to lose.

I feel like I'm back in League

>>701638359
Hey completely sober I'm heretic

>>701638465
Sup smug nerd
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>>701638787
I was more talking about how the Light Novel Kirino is better than the Anime version. The anime added unnecessary tsun scenes to make Kirino look as bad as possible.

>>701638841
You expect things from me?
You really shouldn't.
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>>701638681
hi
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>>701639064
Hey hey, you should tease Chen. Say something about do you like furry penis. It's just to tease him
When did you start to come here?
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>>701638534
Kek

>>701638593
Thanks for the reminder

>>701639011
;-;
>have fun

>>701639171
Hey person I never talked to
You're really an heretic?
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>>701638670
takeing advantage of an opportunity is not a bad thing I loved her her scent was intoxicating she should be honored I would be happy if someone did it to me . also why does wanting love so bad make me scary? I just want to be her pet

>>701638980
ive told him about what I thought was important but now people are telling me that stuff like that true story are bad and need to be talked about
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>>701639262

Why hello.
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>>701638593
Whats up?

>>701638359
Dount it

>>701638980
Yay!

>>701639001
>tomb
Just a picture of her is all you need!
Wew a 10 year old car. Its time fam for a new one fsm. Domt want her breaking down in the middle of nowhere righr?

>>701639171
Hows the love for beach idol?
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Cory claimed
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>>701639011
That's really good to hear love. Hope it'll stay that way!

>>701639171
No one has anything to lose. It's an image board. do what you want. If it triggers kids then that's their (pretty pathetic) problem.
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>>701638271
Top-notch as always my man. Also, they're moving sometime as well. Brett confirmed it.

>>701638276
Kek. How's it hanging Cheeki?

>>701638305
If you were you should of stated that silly. She's the best if you look through misguided eyes.

>>701638359
Boss~

>>701638465
Of course haha. Kinda doing the same, just chilling.
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>>701639328
The way you go about things is horrific. Property and things that people own shouldn't just be stolen, and people need to be given the ability to choose, plus in a relationship you should ease into things unless you both know that its what you want.
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>>701639328
It's the therapist's job to see how are you and that story will probably aid in his work. Plus, it's confidential I assume
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>>701639133
>>701639170
Love who you are friend.
>>701639302
Its true, i do love me some furry penis, much better then hairy penis.

Decided it pop in a few days ago, always saw these and figured what the hell might as well join in and see what its all about.
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>>701639341
how are you? have any more pics?
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Im so bored
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Does the OP count as my claim?
I feel yes, but the way people have been using other waifus for the OP makes me want to say no.
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Are you guys still confusing S-mug and myself?

>>701638534
Well, nothing is set in stone. I honestly don't even see this idea getting off the ground but I thought it would was a good idea.
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>>701639328
talked about thats your choice, but
>>701639532
what he said kinda, everyone has their opinion and not everyone likes being treated that way
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>>701639419
With a typo like that, you should be the one who's drunk
How's the lil' smug?

>>701639478
Nico Nico Nii~

>>701639530
EVA~
Everything going fine on your side?
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>>701639624
I think they do it cause mods maybe. I dont know really.
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>>701639621

Of Chii? Of course I do.
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>>701638359
>Sober
>Stellar
Pick one!

>>701638534
>Bed
>This early
It's only 11 PM!

>>701638737
Lol, these people literally found my work address already. Or at least, Squid did. I'm a "security" guard for some office building. I mostly dick around on my laptop all night, and then my phone for a few hours before I get off on the weekdays.

>>701639171
I have absolutely no clue. This is unseen in the history of ever, the effects could be worth researching!
Not really, decided I'm probably going to take out that loan for the RX7 though.

>>701639530
See above. I'ma talk to my mom more about it tomorrow.
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>>701639607
Whoops, my wording was off. I meant to say tease Chen about if he enjoys furry phallus. My fault

>>701639639
We'll find something. That was a good idea though
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kinda confused first post by smug shows its him but after 50+ posts in thread it's hard to tell
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What's the deal with these faggot ass threads? Go and get a real girlfriend you fat pieces of shit.
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>>701639530
You knew that's what I meant! And please ask anyone with taste and they'll tell you.
It's just a shame I can't ship myself with myself.

>>701639746
Nico Nico Nii~ I Nico Need you!
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>>701639532
this nonsense easing into things takes to long I know what I want and that is a GF. stolen they will never know just thought it was lost in the wash

>>701639586
yeah im showing him it next time its not my only story my friends say is not good ive done worse but im told I shouldn't share it here
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>>701639897
Everyone should enjoy them! furry penis for everyone!
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>>701639867
Hee, timezones babeh
It's 2:17 where I'm at

>>701639907
K

>>701639919
If you do, I can certainly guarantee you'll be chastised for it.

>>701640011
Not for me, sorry
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>>701639904
>S-mug is more recognized as the Tomoko poster

Heh.
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>>701639419
Yeah.
>10 year old car
>She's actually an '03 blazer I got used
>She's 14
>She's older than K.
Yeah, probably should've gotten a newer one sooner.
But she runs like a beast, she hasn't been doing too bad recently, got the oil changed and stuff. I just need her to last another year or two, after that I can put her to rest.
The only thing that doesn't work right is the back window sprayer.
>K's gotten a bit attached to her, she calls her Monika too.
>Its gonna be tough but It'll be a good opportunity for me to give her the death talk
Oh god thats gonna be weird though
>"K, sometimes... when things get really old, they just kinda need to be put to rest. It's better for them that they are put to rest, because they won't be suffering anymore, old things like Monika are usually a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain."
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>>701639316
We've talked before actually. Yesterday to be exact but I performed heresy and now this is my waifu. Pretty sure you can guess who it was.

>>701639419
Pretty big fam. I think it's gonna be a swell ride smugs.

>>701639478
Eh you got that right. That's how I see it. Its like fighting over a waifu. Meme away if you want but if you take it seriously wew lad

>>701639530
Damn that was pretty early. I sure hope they didn't destroy the house already...

>>701639867
I guess we'll have to go talk with the great pope of waifus :^).
Oh! Did you find one worth buying?
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>>701639867
Sounds fun lmao

My fucking eyes are killing me right now
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>>701639316
Sure thing sweetie

>>701639419
It's hot and I have a headache

>being smart is hard
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>>701639919
If she ever found out she'd be fucking horrified.
Set up a dating profile if you know exactly what you're looking for, dominatrixes will flock to you by the thousands.
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>>701639791
she does look cute
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>>701640215
yea basically, so are you just shitting for fun by using tomo, lurk alot, what?
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>>701640195
I would watch your back if your ever up against Gnar or Rengo then.
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>>701639907
yeah ill just walk outside and get one its that easy you fucking idiot

>>701640195
everyone hates me and I do nothing to them I just say what I like and people hate me makes no sense

>>701640323
>horrified.
then she is an ungrateful whore I showed my devotion I just wanted her to be my mommy but no girls get all scared ungrateful and ignorant stuck up cunts I say
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>>701640323
>>701639919
heh i just finished that dlc on saint rows 4 it was nice
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>>701639766
Yeah, that's why.
For whatever reason, the mods are less aggressive when they do that.
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>>701639867
You cheeky son of a bitch~
How's work going for ya?

>>701639913
You need me? Wew
>It's a shame I can't ship myself with myself
Selfcest is a thing :^)

>>701640260
Shit, did we? Don't tell me you're Iowa

>>701640301
B-but... ;-;
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>>701640355
If only you knew.
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>>701640498
>ungrateful whore
Dude, you're somebody she doesn't trust intimately, she doesn't love you, she doesn't want to love you, you can't force your love on somebody.
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>>701640260
Yeah it can get pretty sad..

>>701640584
Nico Nii needs her fans to go on! Of course I do and yeah I agree but then Maki would just be HEARTBROKEN. I couldn't do that to him..
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>>701640406
I kited a gnar and haven't seen rengars, for now...
Don't give me thoughts on that please

>>701640498
>I just say what I like
It's the way you say it, that's probably why you're being disliked. That and the story pic
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>>701640578
I cant say for sure. I think they where mad seeing the same guy making threads all day.
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anyone know a site or app to compress images alot
>>701640498
the way you said your opinion makes you come off as kinda unsettling maybe thats why
>>701640606
if only i knew, if only *starts to beg for answers*
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Yo fags, Neo claimed
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>>701640195
>2 PM
That's even worse!

>>701640260
Who would that be? :^)
I sure did!
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5752400560.html
Gunna message the guy tomorrow.

>>701640282
Funner than manual labor or retail, that's for sure.

Why?!

>>701640584
I'll have you know my mother is a nice lady!
S'alright so far, nothing much has happened. How you doin?

>>701640233
>a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain
Penny pls, I'm driving like, a '70s Bronco right now, and the thing hauls ass like a beast... granted, it's highly unsafe for me to drive at the speeds I do in it, it just proves that it's nowhere near dead! You just gotta take care of it!
>Hell, I'ma be getting that '90 RX7 in the link above, that's old, but it's gunna be a beast as well!
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>>701639746
So far, so good. Another week ahead.

Hoping it's the same for you as well.

>>701639867
Aw shit it's happening. How much you putting down for it initially?

>>701639913
I did, but I didn't acknowledge it since it's false. Ask anyone with second-rate taste you mean. You enjoy the current one however~.

>>701640260
No time frame on when they move, just know they are. Haha, that house has seen better days.
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>>701640956
Long story short: I'm the longest running Tomoko poster of these threads.
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>>701641003
Slut
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>>701640544
what?

>>701640882
its not fair I hate her then none why do they need to trust me what does that have to do with it? we arent going to bdsm off the start also im the sub so she has the power

>>701640923
but it doesnt affect them so why care at all
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>>701641075
Idk, they just hurt

You should let me use your lap again and sleep on it~
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>>701641075
Well, two things about my blazer, the last owner didn't take very good care of her and she'd be way too expensive to fix, she'd cost much more than a newer vehicle.
>She'd end up costing me well over 10k

>Penny~
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>>701640923
>haven't seen rengars
You never do until its too late... I love trying to predict when and where their gonna pop up and try to CC em before they ever leave stealth, every now and again i get a lucky naut hook or nami bubble and save the day.
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>>701641219
BDSM is a bond of trust, its a relationship with a unbalanced power scale, and that power has to be treated with respect, and it comes with a lot of trust
She doesn't know you like you do, she doesn't know if you're gonna murder her in her sleep or not, and only time will tell, she'd learn to trust you, and love you, if you didn't come on so strong, steal her panties, and hover around her like a lonely beta. Everything about you in the normal world is considered creepy and horrifying.
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>>701640893
>implying I'm a fan
You just love Maki~

>>701641075
They all say that :^)
That's good to hear, I had a really fun night 'til my partner in crime went to sleep, so now I'm kinda bored.

>>701641096
Pretty much the same here
You know what really fun when having extremely sore legs? Sprinting up and down a steep hill~
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>>701639530
Getting readu for school here

>>701639746
Im not drynk lol. Just tired. Tired as you csn see

>>701640233
FUCK no sadness please :(

>>701640301
Rip and it does


I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
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>>701641112
i was more looking for answers on how to tell apart which tomoko is which
>>701640956
and also forgot to add that esdeath you don't want someone taking your pencil if were writing something
>>701641219
i meant about what he said about dominatrix theres a dlc in saint row called enter the dominatrix
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>>701641444
Night smug
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What is up my dudes? Lesser Mizore poster has appeared again.
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>>701639624

Back in our days, we used to claim the waifu whenever we make the thread, at the end of the rules, "Claiming x".

But, I think everything has changed.
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>>701641444
Night Smugz.
>Checked ^^
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>>701641075
Lol as in 2 am. Ante meridian
>I searched up what am and pm means, I got curious at the time

>>701641219
Ok, it doesn't affect them, yet it reveals you as a person how you carry yourself, which in turn, affects their view towards you.

>>701641341
What a boss. Good on you!

>>701641444
Good night Smugsy
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>>701638670
misquote

>>701641444
night
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WP6BTTaXwY
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>>701641096
But it's not false. Nico is president for a reason~ and who told you I enjoyed the one i'm in currently? I might just be too lazy to leave or don't want to break your fragile heart.

>>701641430
>Implying you can simply not be a fan of Nico Nico
Who told you that nonsense..

>>701641444
Goodnight trips confirm. Sleep well love.
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>>701640584
yes sir. How's it goin

>>701640893
They'll get over it. Eventually.

>>701641075
It's someone that's for sure :^)
oh that looks nice! Looks in a reasonably good condition too

>>701641096
I just know they've done a yearly thing and not sure if they had to leave early or changed it. 2 broken doors so far. Maybe more

>>701641444
Night smugs dream of your trips
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>>701641496
I'd say filenames... but not all of my files have the c_data prefix.

Try discerning typing patterns. Generally I use punctuation and capitalization. S-mug doesn't use them much.
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>>701641559
Eh. There's really no sense of competition around here.
Even when multiple people do want the same waifu, they're usually willing to just share.
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>>701641421
she just sounds stuck up like the rest of the people who fear my love bunch of whiners its not fair I want love more than anyone

>>701641496
oh
>also concepts like beta are foolish made up and testosterone driven
>>701641496
she wasnt using them they where in her drawer

>>701641699
I honestly dont get it what is this more of that invisible rules like morals and honor
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>>701641444
You must be doing those typos on purpose kek
I wish you the same, you glorious smug bastard

>>701641790
>Fair enough, but I prefer the anon over the idol :^)
Just intuition, love

>>701641817
Oh boy, y
I can't belive this kek
Doing drunkenly alright here, you probably saw yesterday that I was planning to get drunk with another one
What about you?
>you heretic :^)
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>>701641096
All of it. I'ma go get a full loan for it, and hope it's about the same payment price as my CBR. If it is, then I can easily afford them both!

>>701641264
Why of course, anytime you want~
>Did you get enough sleep?

>>701641269
>Over 10k
What the hell is wrong with it?! Did the engine get a hole right through it from something?!
Or is that the price a mechanic quoted you, because labor costs are insane.
>Do my own maintenance, so labor costs never hit me.

>>701641430
Really though, she's too nice for her own good.
A fun night with no booze? Are you sure you're the same bote I know?!
>Good to hear you had fun though.

>>701641555
Nice trips

>>701641699
>Only 2 AM
You can do better than that!

>>701641817
Probably the rare and elusive Froge.
Right? I'm really hoping i can get it. Rotaries sound AMAZING, almost like a bike at high revs. And at a more idle RPM, they sound like a fart can, literally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQrnc_ygF58
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>>701641991
>I want I want.
Self Centered. Lemme explain it to ya another way, think of it like this: The ocean is fucking scary right? especially at the bottom, that dark deep unknown, you have no idea what's coming, whats down there, what's gonna happen next, right?
That's you to them. You're a deep dark unknown, they can't trust you because people lie. People are evil, people do fucked up shit like STEAL PANTIES.
You have to consider another person's feelings.
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>>701642050
>Haha how sweet~ Either way my fans keep me going!
You should check your intuition.. i think it's broken.
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>>701641938

I'm not talking about competition.
I'm just talking about how it used to be, that nobody made a thread and then claimed the same waifu in the first post.
And I don't think there is any competition, when people saw something they wanted to claim alerady claimed, they'll just choose something else.
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>>701642132
I got maybe three-four hours of sleep earlier today

Also kind of cold right now too and my blanket isn't helping me
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>>701642132
Well, there's a weird thing with the engine, it would have to be entirely replaced, the radiator has a slight leak in it, so patch that, I am completely inept at any car things minus the basics of changing a battery, adding fluid, changing tires, and doing an oil change, all else is a mess for me.
Plus there's a weird thing with the key, it sticks a bit and its hard to turn-over, essentially I have to use my entire palm to make the key turn.
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>>701641991
Understand that morals aren't just rules, they're norms in society.
I do have a question for you though, off related
If you're pet and someone's kid is drowning in the lake, who would you rescue and why?
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>>701642311
Then roll up like a taco
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>>701642132
Like many mothers are
You know damn well I'm actually shitfaced~
I just happen to have autocorrect to save my grammar

>>701642261
>I prefer to think myself as a friend than a fan
I think it's pretty spot on
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>>701642407
Why would I want to break myself though

>felix-anon
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>>701642311
Dubs checked.
Doesn't your waifu have a feminine penis?
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>>701642208
I just dont understand im not as scary as that

>>701642401
my pet thats easy not my kid not my problem besides I love my cat way more than any human unless the parents would hire me to save him then maybe why thats a weird question
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>>701642591
Its a trap.
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>>701642591
My waifu is a husbando

>felix-anon
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>>701642513
Porque no los dos?
And again you're off the mark, I'm just pity shipping. I swear.
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>>701642643
Hmm, anyone else get the feeling this guy just really likes to RP a sociopath for funzies?

No offense dude but if your serious thats creepy af.
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>>701642643
You're an unknown though, they have NO idea whats going on in your head, they aren't mind readers and can't blindly trust you. You wouldn't blindly trust some random ass dude/chick would you?
Plus some people don't want YOUR type of love, like my gf, she's a submissive, she likes it when I take the lead and dominate.
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>>701642050
Wonder why that is.
I thought you were totally sober :^) I don't think I saw that but hey now I know. Nothing really here just a slow day and kinda boring but what can ya do ya know? Tomorrow's gotta be better
>Time to perform multiple heresies :^)

>>701642132
Probably hides in waifu vatican.
Sounds a bit odd that a car sounds like a bike but thats just me kek. And a fart can? gimme this car.
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>>701642791
Nah man. He's a future serial killer/sociopath.

Steer clear.
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>>701642643
Most people would consider a human life more valuable than an animal life, especially that of a child.
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>>701641430
Heh, been there done that. Good ol days of training, at a place with the word hill in its name. Don't pull anything~.

>>701641444
Good luck my man, sleep well.
>Checked.

>>701641790
That makes no difference, besides being vice-president is just as good. Too lazy? Not seeing that as an excuse. Could it be you want me to protect your heart instead~?

>>701642132
Sounds like everything is really coming together, sweet. Paying that off shouldn't be a big deal, given there's a good time frame.

>>701641817
The yearly thing may apply to the house as well. Not really sure about the details here. 2 broken doors, marked up interior, contaminated soil, you name it haha.
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>>701642673
It's not a trap if you want to fall into it.
>>701642731
You can post husbandos in waifu threads? What us this magic?
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Penny gonna go to bed
>Its nearly 1am
>I'm tired
>Gonna wake up around 9AM tomorrow so a good 8 hours is good.

Night /waifu/ ^^
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>>701642791
im not rping a sociopath im not a sociopath what did I say that was creepy why are people such baby's

>>701642808
disgusting you are one of them those girls thats not love at all

>>701642954
man fuck kids cats are cute and fluffie animals over humans anyday what have people done for me besides make me mad why do I owe the family anything

>>701642908
oh are you a psychologist now?
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>>701643058
They are waifu/husbando threads now

>felix-anon
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>>701643058
>claim your waifu/husbando
Majority is Waifu claiming but husbandos do come.
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>>701642311
Hmmm, 3-4 is ill advised. Either 2 or less, or 6 or more. Anything between that can cause sore eyes.

>>701642389
Weird thing? Like how?
I'm a bit of a car nut, so I'm not too bad at these things, and I'm just curious.
>Should just do a LS1 swap :^)

>>701642513
I knew you were drunk! You can't fool me bote! Don't make me spook you for lying to me!

>>701642828
I'll go get the flies for the sacrificial summoning.
Listen to the vid, that's the cars idle sound. The 13B engine, anyways. I want to swap it for a 20B though!

>>701643034
Yep, but damn is it far as fuck. Even past Ika by quite a ways!
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>>701642643
not being scary doesn't always make things alright, being nice to everyone doesn't give you the right to kill someone
>>701641820
and ok that helps, but
>discern typing patterns
i have problems with that but I'll try
>>701642791
poes law
>>701642954
dog I've lived with for 10 yrs or someones kid kinda point of view and emotional attachment thing
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>>701643246
I can normally run on around 3-5 hours of sleep for a while

My eyes never hurt like this
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>>701643178
Even a basic 1 semester psych class would say you're insane.
A child is innocent, they haven't done anything, especially if the child is a stranger.
>Thats not love at all
So its different if its a woman dominating a man? How? The only difference is that the genders are swapped.
>>701643326
>dog I've lived with for 10 yrs or someones kid kinda point of view and emotional attachment thing
That's true, usually its an ethical dilemma for most people.
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>>701643146
G'night
>>701643178
I love my pets more then most and I will admit every fiber of my being would want to go rescue them in that scenario, but in the end I and every other sane person on the planet would rescue a child first.
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>>701643246
between 3-4 is bad never knew
>>701643241
wasn't there a cowboy bebop claim like a couple weeks back
>>701643436
i would probably have trouble leaving a pet im attached to behind
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>>701643217
>>701643241
I didn't even notice the difference. I'd blame being tired, but I went on 4chan cause I couldn't sleep.
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>>701642758
Fair enough
But I'm more of a Maki fan myself :^)
Whatever you say, love~
At any case, I hope your enjoying your day/night

>>701642828
I thought one switch was enough for you :^)
Of course that was a bloody obvious lie :^) you probably weren't on at that time when we made that plan.
Boring days aren't uncommon for me, alcohol and exercise fills them just fine
>inb4 switch to a a Destroyer Division 6 ship :^)

>>701643034
Sounds like crazy fun, I'm used to flat and long distances runs, not hills ;-;
I won't, I promise!

>>701643246
Oh boy I'm sorry for telling an obvious lie i thought you and the intelligence of seeing trough;-;
:^)))
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>>701642643
That confirms it. You do need to tell your therapist more, you're not telling him the whole "you" mate.

>Tristana
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>>701643034
No one ever said being vice president is as good as being president. No one actually believes that.
And yeah too lazy..! it'll be impossible to find a ship fit for Nico!
And hey you keep my heart out of this.

>>701643598
You can't be serious.. you like that second rate idol more?
And yeah i am i'm feeling better than I was earlier at least.. but I'm about ready to go take a nap now too.
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>>701643562
Well ya anyone who loves animals SHOULD have trouble with it, it would probably be one of the single hardest moments I could think of facing, I would gladly risk my life to save my pet but im still gonna save a person (especially a child) over them.
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>>701643575
I put husbandos in my OP pasta, to keep the random faggots happy.
I think i might be the only one.
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>>701643436
>>701643414
innocent ha so they can grow up to be disgusting adults no one is innocent also how why would you save the kid the hell I just dont get it

>>701643835
I just cant process it maybe because my mom drilled that animal are always better into me even without that I does not compute
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>>701643965
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Well. I participated in the tap middle 20 times. Who wants to see my results?
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>>701643371
Hmmm, then I dunno what's up. Drink water today?

>>701643562
It's not BAD per say, but personally it's always made my eyes burn.

>>701643598
You should know my intelligence stops when it's not car related. And I'm not experienced with botes.
>Would you care to let me experience you~ ;^)
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>>701643995
A child can grow to be anything or anyone, even Hitler, but that doesn't change the fact that the kid might become the next great scientist, hell that kid might cure cancer, you just don't know with humans.
>If he grew up to be you I'd drown the fucker.
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>>701643995
Listen to yourself, there's a reason you're going to a therapist. You are in denial
>Tristana
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>>701644164
Mmhm. I've had plenty today
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>>701643965
I would have a husbando (not sure who though) if krystal wasnt my perma based waifu first.
>>701643995
Well friend, it seems to me you have a potentially debilitating frame of mind and may want to have a chat with a more certified professional then I.
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>>701643965
I think it's good to have variety.
>>701643995
Do you consider yourself innocent?
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>>701643034
God knows what else they did off camera. I dunno if that house has any property value left!

>>701643246
It must be at high noon exactly
How different would a 20B engine sound like?

>>701643598
once is not enough. I need 5 more switches til I'm satisfied :^)
It thought you wouldn't lie to me. I feel betrayed by someone I just met.I'm just lazy and I think alcohol would make it worse lol
>why not a cruiser? :^)
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so what is this shit? fur invaded? i guess i can always kill myself.
>>
Gonna go to bed, good night /waifu/.
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>>701643995
Quite frankly if you did to my daughter what you did to that girl, I'd kill you. That's how you end up on the wrong end of a shotgun.
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>>701644345
What i cant have a furry waifu?

>>701644403
Nighty night.
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>>701643246
Totally worth it in the end, just gotta remember that.

>>701643598
>crazy fun
More like crazy pain :^)

With some of the terrain around here, no choice for me. Good, always sucks when it happens.

>>701643709
Until now they do and they're standing by it. Well by the looks of it, that's not true~. Hey mine was tossed in their as well.

>>701644274
>Property value
It's probably worth a negative amount by now.
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>>701644269
more innocent than most

>>701644190
ill tell him but he wont care as much

>>701644186
I just naturally hate people they only hurt others
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>>701644233
He's going to a therapist apparently. You better Esdeath, you do have the potential to harm someone and not even be aware of it.
While we come across you as "hiveminds" and "softies", please for your sake, let's end this conversation and you tell the doctor the whole story. He's the only one to tell you if you're alright
>Tristana
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>>701644067
Hmm?
>>701644269
Yup.
Not that not having that in the OP stops the husbandos. It's kinda whatever.
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>>701644403
Good night Tomokokoro
>Tristana
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>>701644224
Hmmm, then I honestly couldn't tell you Cat, sorry.

>>701644274
At idle, not too different... at speed? Weeeeellll....
https://youtu.be/jOclop23uBw?t=1m7s

>>701644501
Won't it be?
God, I want it so bad, Maki. SO BAD!
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>>701644501
Just because I'm going to go nap doesn't mean this is over or you're right you know..

Nap time for Nico~ Night night everyone.
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>>701644518
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>>701644502
>They only hurt others
Yeah. Doctors hurt people, nurses hurt people, psychiatrists hurt people, the problem is that you're extremely narrow minded.
You're not innocent, you stole panties, you jerked off to HAND SMELL. You're deranged.
>I bet you enjoy all the replies you get from me though.
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>>701644661
It's okay senpai

I may or may not stop posting within the next couple hours.
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>>701644502
>he wont care
sounds like you need a better one... seriously not all therapists are as good as each other (or so i have heard) you may need to try a different one.
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>>701644403
G'night non s mug.
>>701644502
Why is that? Because unlike most people you believe people are bad? You're delusional. If you said you weren't any more innocent than them I could accept you're just a cynic.
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Hibiki Tachibana claimed
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>>701644477

hey do whatever you want. but as a general rule all furries are autistic faggots.
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>>701643709
What can I say? I love that chara-design
>and she's a tsun too. HNNNG
you felt bad earlier? That's a shame
Alright then, have a good nap~

>>701644164
I thought you were good with bikes, not cars
>don't you try to take advantage of my drunkenness :^)

>>701644274
Become the ultimate heretic, Discount Red :^)
Well, I didn't mean to betray your expectations of me ;-;
Alcohol is only fun when you have other people drinking with you. And laziness can be fought
>only light cruisers are acceptable :^)

>>701644501
Shush you, don't remind me :^)

You poor, poor thing. But hey, you must have powerful legs!
I know, i lived trough this pain a couple of times
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>>701643213
Oh. You're still here, master?
>>701644775
I don't understand Miho.
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>>701644937

You said you might claim a husbando and he's posting husbandos.
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>>701644937
Im just posting boy puss
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>>701644437
ha always this logic are you any better then me?

>>701644512
im just defending myself if you want to stop im all for it

>>701644790
im just happy someone is not spewing hate and trying to help me atleast I may not understand what you are saying but

>>701644868
I belive people just like bothering others
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>>701644790
Wait, when did he talk about panties and hand smell? Did I miss that?
>lesser Mizore
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>>701644924
To be fair as a general rule anyone on 4chan is a autistic faggot, also i would like to point out most weebs really aint that much better.
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>>701645015
Hmm? I don't think i did. I just said i think i'm the only one who puts husbando in the OP.
>>701645043
Oh. Well alright.
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>>701645060
I'm better than you in the sense that I'm not a goddamn pervert.
>>701645088
I'll post the screenshot next thread
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>>701645090
no but you are missing the point, it makes me feel better to talk shit about YOU. so not matter how retarded something i like is; there must be something worse than me. so i can make fun of it. you see?
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>>701645060
Well I think its better to help than to spew hate irrationally.
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>>701644661
Sorry, didn't mean to leave you hanging
It's 3 am now, am I making you proud, qt?

>>701645060
I understand. Sorry for coming across as abrasive

>Tristana
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>>701645230

Oh, that's right.

But, everyone puts "husbando" in their rules.
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>>701645428
>>701645428
>>701645428
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>>701644661
Think of all the drifts, the music blasting, the drifts, the paint job, did I mention the sick drifts?

>>701644727
Of course not, whatever you say~

Sleep well.

>>701644929
Sorry Boss :^)

Powerful legs indeed, or say I try to have. Only workout the core and legs honestly. Then you'll do just fine~.

>Tsunato
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