The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Commit heresy and take in the salt.
Nothing really. I should watch the new cow chop. Haven't checked youtube yet
You and me both. Okay, not really, watching some of Colins old videos.
>Totally Not Breeki
Pretty good little Yordle, you?
>Not Freedom Bote
>But...switched FROM a bote
>mainstream as fuck
>says i have shit taste
Lol you're great at that as it is love you'll be fine.
No no I'm talking about Nico since she's obviously the best idol.
Ah I see.. i hope it gets better for you regardless though!
Best Idol claimed.
I think all of us are taking in excess salt for the heretic. There's enough to go around.
is he getting help?
want saying you did. she cute. i just dont know her
then stop harassing me jackass
most of what I say is fact
im not scary why are people afraid of me im so soft
well my therapist has been speaking with me and I think I still need to tell him some stuff ive been hiding
Keep the corcle small amd dont worry sbout too many
Rip soon. Make the time eith her memorable
You know whay i mean dude lol. Laying im bed watinf for my eyes to get really heavy them fall asleep. You?
Chilling in my comfy bed
How are you and your tomatoes?
Pretty much. I guess no one is on Tera yet
Cirno reporting in.
Last Yozora claimed for the night.
Goodnight and all that shit.
I have a whole lot less time on my hands so I'll be here less often.
I have no idea, and thats pretty spooky too.
>This is why I'm glad America/Guns.
>Most of what I say is fact.
No. This is why people don't like you, your opinions don't count as facts bro.
>I'm not scary
That one post about you stealing pantsu and jerking off to hand smell makes you really goddamn spooky.
>Hiding stuff from a therapist
You having fun? Also, what do you do for a job? It's okay if you don't want to disclose it here for obvious reasons
>be really into a hobby
>decide to surround yourself with like minded people
>enjoy talking about your hobby
>people see you and your group having fun
>they decide to FAKE the hobby to basically infiltrate your group
>the group finds out they are fakers
>call them on their shit
>they cry saying "you're mean!"
>"I should be entitled to your group because I emulate your hobby!"
You see where I am going with this?
thats kinda it and also anyone here
is strange if you think objectively
you forgot manga, video games, movies, and books
i was more trying to show peoples train of thought on waifus and shit, honestly if it's someone you feel you would get along with if they had the personality they're depicted witb then it shouldn't really be a problem
have to go, cirno reporting out.
Promise Shinoa. I promise
Alright. If the story you wrote that's in the pic is true, then you have some issues. The fact that you're speaking to a therapist about it is great. Not many people who've been told or diagnosed bothered to follow-up. Do tell him everything or he can't work to his best
I drive her to all our favourite places, I even drove her to the dealership I originally got her at.
>I'm gonna make a tomb stone for her probably
>It sounds weird but this car has been with me since '06 when I first learned to drive.
Tomatoes are good
>K, my daughter (basically) really likes them, they're sweet.
Do they succ like a vacuum at least?
So far it's calm so I think I'm getting better
No you're not
AND I LOVE YOU TOO RANDOM SHITPOSTER!.
Does that cancel The heresy? Well not like it matters I'm happy now. Anything new you fuck?
Really think so? Well I got nothin to lose.
I feel like I'm back in League
Hey completely sober I'm heretic
Sup smug nerd
I was more talking about how the Light Novel Kirino is better than the Anime version. The anime added unnecessary tsun scenes to make Kirino look as bad as possible.
You expect things from me?
You really shouldn't.
Hey hey, you should tease Chen. Say something about do you like furry penis. It's just to tease him
When did you start to come here?
Thanks for the reminder
Hey person I never talked to
You're really an heretic?
takeing advantage of an opportunity is not a bad thing I loved her her scent was intoxicating she should be honored I would be happy if someone did it to me . also why does wanting love so bad make me scary? I just want to be her pet
ive told him about what I thought was important but now people are telling me that stuff like that true story are bad and need to be talked about
Just a picture of her is all you need!
Wew a 10 year old car. Its time fam for a new one fsm. Domt want her breaking down in the middle of nowhere righr?
Hows the love for beach idol?
That's really good to hear love. Hope it'll stay that way!
No one has anything to lose. It's an image board. do what you want. If it triggers kids then that's their (pretty pathetic) problem.
Top-notch as always my man. Also, they're moving sometime as well. Brett confirmed it.
Kek. How's it hanging Cheeki?
If you were you should of stated that silly. She's the best if you look through misguided eyes.
Of course haha. Kinda doing the same, just chilling.
The way you go about things is horrific. Property and things that people own shouldn't just be stolen, and people need to be given the ability to choose, plus in a relationship you should ease into things unless you both know that its what you want.
It's the therapist's job to see how are you and that story will probably aid in his work. Plus, it's confidential I assume
Love who you are friend.
Its true, i do love me some furry penis, much better then hairy penis.
Decided it pop in a few days ago, always saw these and figured what the hell might as well join in and see what its all about.
Does the OP count as my claim?
I feel yes, but the way people have been using other waifus for the OP makes me want to say no.
Are you guys still confusing S-mug and myself?
Well, nothing is set in stone. I honestly don't even see this idea getting off the ground but I thought it would was a good idea.
With a typo like that, you should be the one who's drunk
How's the lil' smug?
Nico Nico Nii~
Everything going fine on your side?
I think they do it cause mods maybe. I dont know really.
It's only 11 PM!
Lol, these people literally found my work address already. Or at least, Squid did. I'm a "security" guard for some office building. I mostly dick around on my laptop all night, and then my phone for a few hours before I get off on the weekdays.
I have absolutely no clue. This is unseen in the history of ever, the effects could be worth researching!
Not really, decided I'm probably going to take out that loan for the RX7 though.
See above. I'ma talk to my mom more about it tomorrow.
Whoops, my wording was off. I meant to say tease Chen about if he enjoys furry phallus. My fault
We'll find something. That was a good idea though
What's the deal with these faggot ass threads? Go and get a real girlfriend you fat pieces of shit.
You knew that's what I meant! And please ask anyone with taste and they'll tell you.
It's just a shame I can't ship myself with myself.
Nico Nico Nii~ I Nico Need you!
this nonsense easing into things takes to long I know what I want and that is a GF. stolen they will never know just thought it was lost in the wash
yeah im showing him it next time its not my only story my friends say is not good ive done worse but im told I shouldn't share it here
Everyone should enjoy them! furry penis for everyone!
Hee, timezones babeh
It's 2:17 where I'm at
If you do, I can certainly guarantee you'll be chastised for it.
Not for me, sorry
>S-mug is more recognized as the Tomoko poster
>10 year old car
>She's actually an '03 blazer I got used
>She's older than K.
Yeah, probably should've gotten a newer one sooner.
But she runs like a beast, she hasn't been doing too bad recently, got the oil changed and stuff. I just need her to last another year or two, after that I can put her to rest.
The only thing that doesn't work right is the back window sprayer.
>K's gotten a bit attached to her, she calls her Monika too.
>Its gonna be tough but It'll be a good opportunity for me to give her the death talk
Oh god thats gonna be weird though
>"K, sometimes... when things get really old, they just kinda need to be put to rest. It's better for them that they are put to rest, because they won't be suffering anymore, old things like Monika are usually a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain."
We've talked before actually. Yesterday to be exact but I performed heresy and now this is my waifu. Pretty sure you can guess who it was.
Pretty big fam. I think it's gonna be a swell ride smugs.
Eh you got that right. That's how I see it. Its like fighting over a waifu. Meme away if you want but if you take it seriously wew lad
Damn that was pretty early. I sure hope they didn't destroy the house already...
I guess we'll have to go talk with the great pope of waifus :^).
Oh! Did you find one worth buying?
Sounds fun lmao
My fucking eyes are killing me right now
Sure thing sweetie
It's hot and I have a headache
>being smart is hard
I would watch your back if your ever up against Gnar or Rengo then.
yeah ill just walk outside and get one its that easy you fucking idiot
everyone hates me and I do nothing to them I just say what I like and people hate me makes no sense
then she is an ungrateful whore I showed my devotion I just wanted her to be my mommy but no girls get all scared ungrateful and ignorant stuck up cunts I say
Yeah, that's why.
For whatever reason, the mods are less aggressive when they do that.
You cheeky son of a bitch~
How's work going for ya?
You need me? Wew
>It's a shame I can't ship myself with myself
Selfcest is a thing :^)
Shit, did we? Don't tell me you're Iowa
Yeah it can get pretty sad..
Nico Nii needs her fans to go on! Of course I do and yeah I agree but then Maki would just be HEARTBROKEN. I couldn't do that to him..
I kited a gnar and haven't seen rengars, for now...
Don't give me thoughts on that please
>I just say what I like
It's the way you say it, that's probably why you're being disliked. That and the story pic
I cant say for sure. I think they where mad seeing the same guy making threads all day.
anyone know a site or app to compress images alot
the way you said your opinion makes you come off as kinda unsettling maybe thats why
if only i knew, if only *starts to beg for answers*
That's even worse!
Who would that be? :^)
I sure did!
Gunna message the guy tomorrow.
Funner than manual labor or retail, that's for sure.
I'll have you know my mother is a nice lady!
S'alright so far, nothing much has happened. How you doin?
>a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain
Penny pls, I'm driving like, a '70s Bronco right now, and the thing hauls ass like a beast... granted, it's highly unsafe for me to drive at the speeds I do in it, it just proves that it's nowhere near dead! You just gotta take care of it!
>Hell, I'ma be getting that '90 RX7 in the link above, that's old, but it's gunna be a beast as well!
So far, so good. Another week ahead.
Hoping it's the same for you as well.
Aw shit it's happening. How much you putting down for it initially?
I did, but I didn't acknowledge it since it's false. Ask anyone with second-rate taste you mean. You enjoy the current one however~.
No time frame on when they move, just know they are. Haha, that house has seen better days.
Long story short: I'm the longest running Tomoko poster of these threads.
its not fair I hate her then none why do they need to trust me what does that have to do with it? we arent going to bdsm off the start also im the sub so she has the power
but it doesnt affect them so why care at all
Idk, they just hurt
You should let me use your lap again and sleep on it~
Well, two things about my blazer, the last owner didn't take very good care of her and she'd be way too expensive to fix, she'd cost much more than a newer vehicle.
>She'd end up costing me well over 10k
>haven't seen rengars
You never do until its too late... I love trying to predict when and where their gonna pop up and try to CC em before they ever leave stealth, every now and again i get a lucky naut hook or nami bubble and save the day.
BDSM is a bond of trust, its a relationship with a unbalanced power scale, and that power has to be treated with respect, and it comes with a lot of trust
She doesn't know you like you do, she doesn't know if you're gonna murder her in her sleep or not, and only time will tell, she'd learn to trust you, and love you, if you didn't come on so strong, steal her panties, and hover around her like a lonely beta. Everything about you in the normal world is considered creepy and horrifying.
>implying I'm a fan
You just love Maki~
They all say that :^)
That's good to hear, I had a really fun night 'til my partner in crime went to sleep, so now I'm kinda bored.
Pretty much the same here
You know what really fun when having extremely sore legs? Sprinting up and down a steep hill~
Getting readu for school here
Im not drynk lol. Just tired. Tired as you csn see
FUCK no sadness please :(
Rip and it does
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
i was more looking for answers on how to tell apart which tomoko is which
and also forgot to add that esdeath you don't want someone taking your pencil if were writing something
i meant about what he said about dominatrix theres a dlc in saint row called enter the dominatrix
What is up my dudes? Lesser Mizore poster has appeared again.
Back in our days, we used to claim the waifu whenever we make the thread, at the end of the rules, "Claiming x".
But, I think everything has changed.
Lol as in 2 am. Ante meridian
>I searched up what am and pm means, I got curious at the time
Ok, it doesn't affect them, yet it reveals you as a person how you carry yourself, which in turn, affects their view towards you.
What a boss. Good on you!
Good night Smugsy
But it's not false. Nico is president for a reason~ and who told you I enjoyed the one i'm in currently? I might just be too lazy to leave or don't want to break your fragile heart.
>Implying you can simply not be a fan of Nico Nico
Who told you that nonsense..
Goodnight trips confirm. Sleep well love.
yes sir. How's it goin
They'll get over it. Eventually.
It's someone that's for sure :^)
oh that looks nice! Looks in a reasonably good condition too
I just know they've done a yearly thing and not sure if they had to leave early or changed it. 2 broken doors so far. Maybe more
Night smugs dream of your trips
I'd say filenames... but not all of my files have the c_data prefix.
Try discerning typing patterns. Generally I use punctuation and capitalization. S-mug doesn't use them much.
Eh. There's really no sense of competition around here.
Even when multiple people do want the same waifu, they're usually willing to just share.
she just sounds stuck up like the rest of the people who fear my love bunch of whiners its not fair I want love more than anyone
>also concepts like beta are foolish made up and testosterone driven
she wasnt using them they where in her drawer
I honestly dont get it what is this more of that invisible rules like morals and honor
You must be doing those typos on purpose kek
I wish you the same, you glorious smug bastard
>Fair enough, but I prefer the anon over the idol :^)
Just intuition, love
Oh boy, y
I can't belive this kek
Doing drunkenly alright here, you probably saw yesterday that I was planning to get drunk with another one
What about you?
>you heretic :^)
All of it. I'ma go get a full loan for it, and hope it's about the same payment price as my CBR. If it is, then I can easily afford them both!
Why of course, anytime you want~
>Did you get enough sleep?
What the hell is wrong with it?! Did the engine get a hole right through it from something?!
Or is that the price a mechanic quoted you, because labor costs are insane.
>Do my own maintenance, so labor costs never hit me.
Really though, she's too nice for her own good.
A fun night with no booze? Are you sure you're the same bote I know?!
>Good to hear you had fun though.
>Only 2 AM
You can do better than that!
Probably the rare and elusive Froge.
Right? I'm really hoping i can get it. Rotaries sound AMAZING, almost like a bike at high revs. And at a more idle RPM, they sound like a fart can, literally.
>I want I want.
Self Centered. Lemme explain it to ya another way, think of it like this: The ocean is fucking scary right? especially at the bottom, that dark deep unknown, you have no idea what's coming, whats down there, what's gonna happen next, right?
That's you to them. You're a deep dark unknown, they can't trust you because people lie. People are evil, people do fucked up shit like STEAL PANTIES.
You have to consider another person's feelings.
>Haha how sweet~ Either way my fans keep me going!
You should check your intuition.. i think it's broken.
I'm not talking about competition.
I'm just talking about how it used to be, that nobody made a thread and then claimed the same waifu in the first post.
And I don't think there is any competition, when people saw something they wanted to claim alerady claimed, they'll just choose something else.
I got maybe three-four hours of sleep earlier today
Also kind of cold right now too and my blanket isn't helping me
Well, there's a weird thing with the engine, it would have to be entirely replaced, the radiator has a slight leak in it, so patch that, I am completely inept at any car things minus the basics of changing a battery, adding fluid, changing tires, and doing an oil change, all else is a mess for me.
Plus there's a weird thing with the key, it sticks a bit and its hard to turn-over, essentially I have to use my entire palm to make the key turn.
Understand that morals aren't just rules, they're norms in society.
I do have a question for you though, off related
If you're pet and someone's kid is drowning in the lake, who would you rescue and why?
Like many mothers are
You know damn well I'm actually shitfaced~
I just happen to have autocorrect to save my grammar
>I prefer to think myself as a friend than a fan
I think it's pretty spot on
Doesn't your waifu have a feminine penis?
I just dont understand im not as scary as that
my pet thats easy not my kid not my problem besides I love my cat way more than any human unless the parents would hire me to save him then maybe why thats a weird question
Porque no los dos?
And again you're off the mark, I'm just pity shipping. I swear.
Hmm, anyone else get the feeling this guy just really likes to RP a sociopath for funzies?
No offense dude but if your serious thats creepy af.
You're an unknown though, they have NO idea whats going on in your head, they aren't mind readers and can't blindly trust you. You wouldn't blindly trust some random ass dude/chick would you?
Plus some people don't want YOUR type of love, like my gf, she's a submissive, she likes it when I take the lead and dominate.
Wonder why that is.
I thought you were totally sober :^) I don't think I saw that but hey now I know. Nothing really here just a slow day and kinda boring but what can ya do ya know? Tomorrow's gotta be better
>Time to perform multiple heresies :^)
Probably hides in waifu vatican.
Sounds a bit odd that a car sounds like a bike but thats just me kek. And a fart can? gimme this car.
Nah man. He's a future serial killer/sociopath.
Heh, been there done that. Good ol days of training, at a place with the word hill in its name. Don't pull anything~.
Good luck my man, sleep well.
That makes no difference, besides being vice-president is just as good. Too lazy? Not seeing that as an excuse. Could it be you want me to protect your heart instead~?
Sounds like everything is really coming together, sweet. Paying that off shouldn't be a big deal, given there's a good time frame.
The yearly thing may apply to the house as well. Not really sure about the details here. 2 broken doors, marked up interior, contaminated soil, you name it haha.
It's not a trap if you want to fall into it.
You can post husbandos in waifu threads? What us this magic?
Penny gonna go to bed
>Its nearly 1am
>Gonna wake up around 9AM tomorrow so a good 8 hours is good.
Night /waifu/ ^^
im not rping a sociopath im not a sociopath what did I say that was creepy why are people such baby's
disgusting you are one of them those girls thats not love at all
man fuck kids cats are cute and fluffie animals over humans anyday what have people done for me besides make me mad why do I owe the family anything
oh are you a psychologist now?
Hmmm, 3-4 is ill advised. Either 2 or less, or 6 or more. Anything between that can cause sore eyes.
Weird thing? Like how?
I'm a bit of a car nut, so I'm not too bad at these things, and I'm just curious.
>Should just do a LS1 swap :^)
I knew you were drunk! You can't fool me bote! Don't make me spook you for lying to me!
I'll go get the flies for the sacrificial summoning.
Listen to the vid, that's the cars idle sound. The 13B engine, anyways. I want to swap it for a 20B though!
Yep, but damn is it far as fuck. Even past Ika by quite a ways!
not being scary doesn't always make things alright, being nice to everyone doesn't give you the right to kill someone
and ok that helps, but
>discern typing patterns
i have problems with that but I'll try
dog I've lived with for 10 yrs or someones kid kinda point of view and emotional attachment thing
I can normally run on around 3-5 hours of sleep for a while
My eyes never hurt like this
Even a basic 1 semester psych class would say you're insane.
A child is innocent, they haven't done anything, especially if the child is a stranger.
>Thats not love at all
So its different if its a woman dominating a man? How? The only difference is that the genders are swapped.
>dog I've lived with for 10 yrs or someones kid kinda point of view and emotional attachment thing
That's true, usually its an ethical dilemma for most people.
I love my pets more then most and I will admit every fiber of my being would want to go rescue them in that scenario, but in the end I and every other sane person on the planet would rescue a child first.
I didn't even notice the difference. I'd blame being tired, but I went on 4chan cause I couldn't sleep.
But I'm more of a Maki fan myself :^)
Whatever you say, love~
At any case, I hope your enjoying your day/night
I thought one switch was enough for you :^)
Of course that was a bloody obvious lie :^) you probably weren't on at that time when we made that plan.
Boring days aren't uncommon for me, alcohol and exercise fills them just fine
>inb4 switch to a a Destroyer Division 6 ship :^)
Sounds like crazy fun, I'm used to flat and long distances runs, not hills ;-;
I won't, I promise!
Oh boy I'm sorry for telling an obvious lie i thought you and the intelligence of seeing trough;-;
No one ever said being vice president is as good as being president. No one actually believes that.
And yeah too lazy..! it'll be impossible to find a ship fit for Nico!
And hey you keep my heart out of this.
You can't be serious.. you like that second rate idol more?
And yeah i am i'm feeling better than I was earlier at least.. but I'm about ready to go take a nap now too.
Well ya anyone who loves animals SHOULD have trouble with it, it would probably be one of the single hardest moments I could think of facing, I would gladly risk my life to save my pet but im still gonna save a person (especially a child) over them.
I put husbandos in my OP pasta, to keep the random faggots happy.
I think i might be the only one.
innocent ha so they can grow up to be disgusting adults no one is innocent also how why would you save the kid the hell I just dont get it
I just cant process it maybe because my mom drilled that animal are always better into me even without that I does not compute
Well. I participated in the tap middle 20 times. Who wants to see my results?
Hmmm, then I dunno what's up. Drink water today?
It's not BAD per say, but personally it's always made my eyes burn.
You should know my intelligence stops when it's not car related. And I'm not experienced with botes.
>Would you care to let me experience you~ ;^)
A child can grow to be anything or anyone, even Hitler, but that doesn't change the fact that the kid might become the next great scientist, hell that kid might cure cancer, you just don't know with humans.
>If he grew up to be you I'd drown the fucker.
I would have a husbando (not sure who though) if krystal wasnt my perma based waifu first.
Well friend, it seems to me you have a potentially debilitating frame of mind and may want to have a chat with a more certified professional then I.
I think it's good to have variety.
Do you consider yourself innocent?
God knows what else they did off camera. I dunno if that house has any property value left!
It must be at high noon exactly
How different would a 20B engine sound like?
once is not enough. I need 5 more switches til I'm satisfied :^)
It thought you wouldn't lie to me. I feel betrayed by someone I just met.I'm just lazy and I think alcohol would make it worse lol
>why not a cruiser? :^)
so what is this shit? fur invaded? i guess i can always kill myself.
What i cant have a furry waifu?
Totally worth it in the end, just gotta remember that.
More like crazy pain :^)
With some of the terrain around here, no choice for me. Good, always sucks when it happens.
Until now they do and they're standing by it. Well by the looks of it, that's not true~. Hey mine was tossed in their as well.
It's probably worth a negative amount by now.
more innocent than most
ill tell him but he wont care as much
I just naturally hate people they only hurt others
He's going to a therapist apparently. You better Esdeath, you do have the potential to harm someone and not even be aware of it.
While we come across you as "hiveminds" and "softies", please for your sake, let's end this conversation and you tell the doctor the whole story. He's the only one to tell you if you're alright
Not that not having that in the OP stops the husbandos. It's kinda whatever.
Hmmm, then I honestly couldn't tell you Cat, sorry.
At idle, not too different... at speed? Weeeeellll....
Won't it be?
God, I want it so bad, Maki. SO BAD!
Just because I'm going to go nap doesn't mean this is over or you're right you know..
Nap time for Nico~ Night night everyone.
>They only hurt others
Yeah. Doctors hurt people, nurses hurt people, psychiatrists hurt people, the problem is that you're extremely narrow minded.
You're not innocent, you stole panties, you jerked off to HAND SMELL. You're deranged.
>I bet you enjoy all the replies you get from me though.
>he wont care
sounds like you need a better one... seriously not all therapists are as good as each other (or so i have heard) you may need to try a different one.
G'night non s mug.
Why is that? Because unlike most people you believe people are bad? You're delusional. If you said you weren't any more innocent than them I could accept you're just a cynic.
Hibiki Tachibana claimed
hey do whatever you want. but as a general rule all furries are autistic faggots.
What can I say? I love that chara-design
>and she's a tsun too. HNNNG
you felt bad earlier? That's a shame
Alright then, have a good nap~
I thought you were good with bikes, not cars
>don't you try to take advantage of my drunkenness :^)
Become the ultimate heretic, Discount Red :^)
Well, I didn't mean to betray your expectations of me ;-;
Alcohol is only fun when you have other people drinking with you. And laziness can be fought
>only light cruisers are acceptable :^)
Shush you, don't remind me :^)
You poor, poor thing. But hey, you must have powerful legs!
I know, i lived trough this pain a couple of times
Oh. You're still here, master?
I don't understand Miho.
Im just posting boy puss
ha always this logic are you any better then me?
im just defending myself if you want to stop im all for it
im just happy someone is not spewing hate and trying to help me atleast I may not understand what you are saying but
I belive people just like bothering others
To be fair as a general rule anyone on 4chan is a autistic faggot, also i would like to point out most weebs really aint that much better.
no but you are missing the point, it makes me feel better to talk shit about YOU. so not matter how retarded something i like is; there must be something worse than me. so i can make fun of it. you see?
Think of all the drifts, the music blasting, the drifts, the paint job, did I mention the sick drifts?
Of course not, whatever you say~
Sorry Boss :^)
Powerful legs indeed, or say I try to have. Only workout the core and legs honestly. Then you'll do just fine~.