Im 12 and a half and just hit puberty. My friend who just turned 12 was watching porn and he produced sperm, i watch porn sometimes. yet nothing. Do i have any sperm at all? Is they only way to get it out by sex? please help
send me a pic of your sweet spaghetti house? I need to unwind after work
OH SHIT! HELP ME!
Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta,” “Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorrila Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorrila Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.
Ey bby wan sum fuk,, we can use the rocks on my rock sack now what im sayn haha but serioulsy pls help me the rocks are stuck, and are beginning to gain the ability to think for themselves. I'm worried they might start forcing their way out only to take their anal scented revenge on me by forcing themselves down my throat. Also, hmu if u wan bang haha
I'll be real with you. I fucking despise you, ugly cow. Everyday I come on this shitty site I see your ugly fucking face and it honestly makes me gag. don't ever contact me again you cunt
Sorry for all this dumb messages, im nervous af becuase,.shit, I LIKE YOU, i cant stand this anymore, im in love whit you since i know you, and, what you think? would you be my girlfriend? im so nervous right now shhit....
Sorry for all this dumb messages, im nervous af becuase,.shit, I LIKE YOU, i cant stand this anymore, im in love whit you since i know you, and, what you think? would you be my girlfriend? im so nervous right now shhit....plaese be nice.. am very suicidel
Lol, I'm not that upset, and trying to understand what framework a person is working from is not that hard. There is no 'crusade' here. While this was going on, I bought peaches from a farmers market and took a leisurely stroll by the river. The only people really upset here are you and the drooling idiots who won't leave my dislike of a meme and a subreddits alone. Get over it, and go bother someone else.
Oh hey she actually replied. Okay boys too many dubs, what do I say now???
Listen, I'm not a weeaboo. I'm an otaku, you little shit. I only have 12 katanas, and maybe a few body pillows of my wiafu here and there. But that does not, I repeat, does NOT make me a weeaboo. I appreciate Japanese culture. I appreciate it so much. Maybe when I move out to Japan I might meet my own wiafu, hehe. And it definitely won't be you.
I have a scat fetish, it'd be so hot if you could skip wiping the next time you took a shit so that I could eat the left over feces out of your ass while I rim you let me be your toilet paper baby mmmmhhh
Look I'm really sorry. I'm doing this because I'm trying to get your attention. I really do think your cute and I want to do something with you sometime. I know you might think I'm weird right now, but I really wanna make this work. What do you say?
I didn't want to tell you this, but I'm actually a hermaphrodite. It might get a bit complicated when we get to ducking, but I personally think it'll spice things up, what do you say ;)? Netflix and chill? ;)
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Trying to get another girl so all those dubs don't go to waste