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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>701612983

Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Penny~
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Claimed.
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Off to sleep.

Have a good day everyone.
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Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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Claiming Felix
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Still streaming Final Fantasy X on twitch

shinobu83
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>>701624834
Bullshit.
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>>701624126
i want to get tomorrow over with. Tuesday if my fucking day off and i know exactly what ill be doing all day
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still here
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I'm still spooked by whoever posted >>701622494.
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Furfag here.

Krystal claimed.
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>>701624970
you gon get raped.
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>>701624565(spider)
too many eyes and little crawly legs makes me want to run and cry to esdeath. lest it aint deep open ocean
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>>701624724
HEY. FUCK YOU.
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>>701625087
GET OUTTA MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGER.
AT THE VERY LEAST PAY RENT.
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http://nekosei.tumblr.com/
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>>701623431
Sup mang?

>>701623481
Ohhh, gunna go cut people open?

>>701623605
>Of course you swing both ways~

>>701623666
He says okay, and he'll pet you afterwards.
>Only I may pet though!

>>701624071
>>701623764
Shoo~
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>>701625063
>lest it aint deep open ocean
Hehehehehehehehehe
I'll be back with pictures
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Miho claimed
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still here
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As always.
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>>701625087
hey he is right tho
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Claimu
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>>701625087
>Jeebus pls no
>>701625063
Seriously there is no worse creature on earth.
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>>701625236
grtngs
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>>701625063
AND FUCK YOU TOO. MORE EYES MEANS MORE VISION.
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>>701625245
>Hugs
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>>701625219
god please no spiders and open water are my weakness im scared im going to be reborn as a fish for all the shit I do the only thing that holds me back sometimes
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>>701624970
fgt
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>>701623852
>>701624931
Fall semester yup. Gonna be goooood. Won't slack on studies like spring semester

>>701624101
>>701624769
Yup!
>says the IT kid :p

Went to an anime store today. It was small and the stuff was pricey

>>701624854
Hi

>>701624970
Rip

>>701625218
More like prepping ORs
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>>701625218

Then that's fine i guess

You could both double team me and one of you can take my mouth~
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>>701625369
>no worse creature on earth
Except niggers.
>>701625429
you gon get raped. By a big ocean nigger.
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>>701624788
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>>701625529
Okay, fair enough, well played.
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>claimed

>>701625486
>kisses
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>>701625152
I PAY RENT BY EATING YOUR TERMITES. AND YOUR COCKROACHES. YOUR HOUSE IS FILTHY AND YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LANDLORD. MAKING ME FAT.
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>>701625429
If I was god I would bring you back as a fish drowning at the bottom of a black sea of twitching spiders
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>>701624788
get a job buddy
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>>701625529
>big ocean nigger.
jesus no

>>701625665
stahp

>>701625710
jesus christ never become god then
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>>701625026
AH! Don't scare me like that!

>>701625446
Sachii plz.

>>701625486
Save me please!

>>701625772
Oh hey, Galil's back.
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>>701625772
What's your problem?
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Hoshino Yumemi Chan
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>>701625412
Hi Miho.
>
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D.Va
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>>701625486
Huzza, nice. I wanna go to an anime store but I never really can find one
>This place is a bit lame when it comes to actual cool stuff or stores
>Except retro stores
>Got a bunch of retro gaming stores
Its nice in that aspect
>BUT I CAN'T FIND WEEB SHIT
Ironically a lot of Asian people show up to this state in the summer to come to Silver Wood and shit.
>Theres this one store thats about 30 miles from my house and it sells all kinds of Japanese snacks and shit
>I call it the weeb shack but its just a World Market.
>>701625772
Yo
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>>701625852
Boo!
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Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
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>>701625710
Well that paints a vivid image, thanks for that...
>>701625965
fantastic taste, D.va would be my second pick for waifu for sure.
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>>701625958
Hello
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>>701624769
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>>701625388
what?
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>>701626018
YUUUKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
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>>701625218
nothing much, probably going to bed about now lol

>>701625486
you say that now lol

alright im going to bed. I want tomorrow to end already
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>>701626018
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>701626144
Kek.
>Leah is a fucking whore.
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>>701626235
Are you seriously copying me boy?
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>>701625218
I swing your way ~
>
>>701625504
It's there space for a third ~
>>701626140
Wowowowowowow
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>>701625974
>>701625852
im not the real one, i wonder where is he
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>>701626233
YUUUNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

>>701626235
ESDEATH!!
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What it do?
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My waifu Forever. Shizuku Sangou
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>>701626349
I guessed as much. He's probably busy with shit like school or somethin.
>>701626325
Kick his ass Skeeter!
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>>701626325
hehhe I knew it was coming

>>701626408
hi how are you
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>>701625989
AH! Get away from me you creep! It freaks me out even more right now that you get off to gore!

>>701626349
I swear to god I see more doubles as time goes on today.
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>>701626140
Up late again?
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>>701626254
Fuck wrong gal.
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>>701626408
VERY bitter my man but is okay, I'll take my frustration out on the heretic esdeath taking my signature greeting to you

>>701626459
Sup nagato

>>701626605
You lookin for an ass whoopin?
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Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
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>>701624854
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>>701626685
She Demands Children.
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>>701626721
Yo~
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>>701626341
What?

>>701626661
Spooky

>>701626675
Yeah i cant sleep. And getting up at 4pm didnt help.
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>>701626605
Pretty good, just relaxing at the moment. You?

>>701626721
Not Destiny this time? I was wondering if you were gonna comment on that lol
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>>701625837
GUESS WHAT. WE LIVE IN WATER.
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>>701625631
>

>>701625852
How?

>>701625974
Kek the one i went to was kinda crowded but lively. It was great! I also get ween snacks at my nearby asian food market
>

>>701626018
School tomorrow. And i went to a weeb store today. You?
>

>>701626234
Don't jinx me! Goodnight emi

>>701626940
Easy money too. Its looking for people to work there so finding a job shouldn't be hard! Also
>
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>>701626675
Rattle loli is back
>>701626852
Such cute, much like. Wow
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>>701626721
mw2 1v1 rust no scopes only

>>701626894
relaxing aswell waiting for my friends to set up this damn gmod server
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>>701626926
Great now you niggers are using my pool.
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>>701626590
he is a nigger, doesnt go to school
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>>701626940

It's lewd enough if you both fuck me occasionally though and if i fuck you
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>>701626840
Sup, killed anyone lately?

>>701626894
I just got home from my bro's, that nigger is going to get his ass twitsted

>>701627089
I bet you're going to use steady aim pro with internvention you scrub

Get ready to git rekt by W2000, 1 shot
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>>701627068
Ooh, I wanna go to a weeb store! Did you get anything? I have school tomorrow as well, first class isn't until 11 though
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>>701626852
Woo. That's some serious sleeping in.
Though i suppose that is excusable given the chainsaw and such.
>>701627075
I never left though
>Rattle
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>>701627068
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>>701626940
I know I'm sorry I'll be in here for longer tomorrow!
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>>701626175
Why are you so Tsundere Tomoko poster?
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>>701627310
>that nigger is going to get his ass twitsted
Your bro or Esdeath?
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>>701626926
good god end me
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>>701624695
>>701612983
Schwanz here, wishing you all good night.

>I whip out my schwanz and put it into the sand man
>The sand man is shaken vigorously from the powreful hip thrust

Oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh! (in the voice of santa claus having the powreful ograsm)

>The sand man is inflated by the rich and creamy seamin and is exploded!
>The sand gets in my eyes and I become sleepy
>The sand is ifnested by the royal seamin
>MY EYES ARE PRAGNATED AAAHHHHHH HELP!
>I spew babby out of my eyes
>When it is done I defecate regally and go to sleep

Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
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>>701627068
I have tomorrow off which is nice.
>So does J, he doesn't have class on Monday, or Friday anymore, his math class is online.
We're gonna hit up that World Market, get sum snacks n shit, and I'm gonna help him do some of his homework.
>>701627310
Nope, I thought I'd have to kill K's relatives, but they were surprisingly chill and genuinely wanted to know if I was taking care of her.
>Of course I have. She's basically my daughter at this point.
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>>701626721
Just chillin'. How's the whole yandere thing treating you?
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>>701627375
what do you mean?
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>>701627510
Wish Granted
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>>701627102
LOOK HOW FILTHY THIS IS. ITS NOT A POOL ITS A SWAMP YOU FUCKING OGRE.
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>>701627395
Esdeath of course! Faggot thinks he can use our signature greet? Hell fucking no
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>friend texts me about Orokin Reactor Alert on Warframe
>jump on, get the Reactor
>end up playing for another two hours
>why do I keep doing this to myself?

I did manage to pick up the Nekros Prime Chassis too so there was some good.
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>>701627203
Well know'd
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>>701627068
I WILL PAY YOU FOR SHIPPING GIMMIE!

>>701627212
I mean.... only if it's you. I'm not letting that fucker do me, I'd never hear the end of it.

>>701627355
All good, later Emi!

>>701627514
Schwanz is back!
>Night Schwanz!

>Off to work, be back later!
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>>701627075
oh

>>701627324
Its healing ok. I just didnt go to bed till 5am...
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>>701627532
Who the fuck is K?
That old nigga from Men in Back?

>>701627548
I'm not dead yet, hows the kuudere?
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>>701627324
Oh, I didn't see you in a while
>sleepy rattle

Good night /waifu/
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sex is a bit awkward.... After all, when two kampfers come together, well, As a dude, things happen...
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>>701627635
You're right! We gotta show him who does our intro around here and it ain't him! Ready the pitchforks!
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>>701627805
His kid
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>>701627597
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere
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>>701627704
I didn't say he'd fuck you though


Bye senpai, have a good day at work
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>is taken by le me
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>>701627728
Oh. You stay up too late then.
Silly tank.
>>701627867
Yeah i have a habit of lurking on accident.
Have a good night, Alice.
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>>701626764
Good R34. Seen better on tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcWEJWzjdTo
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>>701627532
you really like being a dad huh?

>>701627912
y u know talk to me?
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>>701627805
What kind of girl do i like? Someone strong, intelligent ---- ah~ Long Hair kyaaaaaaaa~
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>>701627314
No. Was thinking about getting gunpla but 29.99 was a bit high for a moderate 8in kit

>>701627342
As if you wouldn't go in one given the chance

>>701627532
Nice! I have one online class but don't know how online classes works

Ayyy and what did i say about being cute?

>>701627704
Just shipping? Nah
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>>701627805
I'd say its pretty relaxing.
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>>701627988
i know what it means. i dont think i have those sort of attributes i think
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>>701624870
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>>701628094
you like seeing your waifu like that?
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>>701627805
Nah, K is this 9 year old kid, J's brother
>J is a college kid who wants to be like me.
>I let him live with me cause he's basically my best friend and I treat him like my son.
>He use to be a victim of child abuse
>During the furious legal battle I was having with them, they died in a car wreck
>Nobody wanted custody of K, J took custody
>He's gonna give me custody because I'm a good dad and he doesn't want to have her not have a stable home environment n shit.
>>701628141
Oh yeah, its the most fun thing ever right now.
>Its great because K is such a good kid.
>>701628254
Its too late Smugz, I am One With The Cutenenss.
>It Has Taken My Mind and Body For Glory.
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>>701628023
I worked grave yard shift 5 years. Im just to use to being up all night.
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>>701628141
After the events, I kind of liked being a dad. I had my own harem, then the random changes started again.
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>>701626852
But it's true I tell you!

>>701627068
I don't know! AHHH!!!
>Proceeds to run around in circles for a bit.

>>701627867
Good night!
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>>701628505
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>>701628141
Oh, forgive me! I didn't see you replied up there! I haven't played Gmod in a while, I always loved playing TTT and Prop Hunt

>>701628254
That does seem pretty pricey. At least you got to go there, closest thing to me is a store that sells manga and very few figures.
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>>701628341
>how to recognize signs of terrorist activities

Holy shit Annon what the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>701627912
*Draws Chikage* Lets do this!

>>701627951
>Kid
goddamn I need to step it up.. and I dont even want kids

>>701628214
>kyaaaaaaaa~
Don't do that.

>>701628259
Normally I don't like Rei-type girls but Nagato gets a special exception.. granted haruhi suzumiya is my first anime (when I learned what anime is, excluding DBZ, YYH, and that toonami shit back then I just thought of them as just cartoons)


>>701628387
...Right.. you have fun with that
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>>701628387
You're a fucking crazy person.

Did you tell K's family you murdered someone in you're house.

How old are you
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>>701628417
Yeah i know how that is. I only worked graveyard for one year a year ago, and because of how whacky my schedule could be, i still don't run normal time even if i try to.
Sometimes i sleep for 12 hours for no reason. Sometimes i sleep for 4.
Wish i could understand my own sleep sometimes.
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>>701628564
Do i look spooky to you?
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>>701628708
LEEEEEEEEERRROOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEENNKIIIIIIIIINSSS!
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>>701626132
your second pick is better than your first
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>>701628708
Did I say J's brother? I mean sister. Kek, its nearly midnight.
>>701628755
>You're a fucking crazy person.
How.
>Did you tell K's family you murdered someone in you're house.
No, cause I didn't murder anyone, murder implies it was illegal. I did a self defense, I did tell them about the self defense part though, they were glad my priority was her safety.
>How old are you
26.
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>>701628387
ill never get it I dont like being in that position

>>701628505
did she get to see the kill?

>>701628621
o good I thought I would have to noose and yeah gmod is great so many game types

>>701628755
getting a kill is not a reason to call someone crazy everyone wants to kill some just repress it
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>>701628854
I remember i got off work Tuesday morning and went to bed and got up Wednesday morning. I was like wtf.
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>>701628980
Omg he just went in..
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>>701629044
Naww, its close but Krystal's still best waifu.
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>>701628356
I find my waifu sexually attractive. So yeah i don't mind it.
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>>701628356
he has his thing and you have yours
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Praise Cuthulu
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>>701629097
I sorta like being in a position where somebody needs to rely on me, they look up to me, they want to learn from me, and hang out with me and play with me and stuff. I have a lot of fatherly instinct.

>Penny~
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>>701629377
YO THATS COOL WHAT IS THAT?
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>>701629097
My friend and I spent so much time in the sandbox just messing with props and physics. I definitely put more time into CSS and DoDS because of Gmod

>>701629211
Lol I actually have a shirt that says "Leeroy Jenkins 2016, Let's Do This" on it
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>>701628861
N-no...

Ugh, forget it, I got shit to do in the morning, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Good night!
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>only surf /g/, /aco/, /co/, /b/
>banned for /mu/ post
mfw
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>>701629241
>wanting a wolf over an adorable 19 year old pro gamer military korean model chick
for shame
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>>701629541
I want that even tho I touched WoW once for an hour
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>>701628387
Noooooooo

>>701628564
Calm down. Calm down! It's all going to be okay!

>>701628621
It it! Only reason why it was crowded imwas becuase people were sitting all in the middle of the place. All playing smash bros and such

>>701627867
Night
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>>701628708
Glad to be accepted. I still need to sit down and watch through mirai nikki. I'm just always preoccupied.
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>>701629209
Haha damn. That one's always a bummer. Waking up on the wrong fucking day.
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>>701629461
Elephant armor.
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>>701629277
so am I... but seeing here in that postilion covered in cum is not attractive at all disgusting is a better word

>>701629388
eww thats the reason I hate it

>>701629541
yeah honestly so many hours wasted just fucking around
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>>701629672
Ya my furfag side overrides my weeb side to much, i cannot resist.
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>>701628304
so you dont have a warm core?
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Claimed
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>>701629821
You can do it

I've watched it in total of 65 times
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>>701629626
Night
>

>>701629858
It really sucked. Do i have u on steam?
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>>701630022
I guess we're into different things. I think it's hot
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>>701630038
he totally does.
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>>701629821
>Hacking the government.gif.
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>>701629724
Out of my friends I'm the one least qualified to have it because they've been playing since Vanilla or one of the later expansions, and I started just last year

>>701629799
Oh well, looks like you had fun though! Where was it?

>>701630022
Play any other PC games?
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>>701630034
to each their own. love and let love i say
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>>701629949
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not ok

>>701630276
doesnt seem like you love her then

>>701630430
overwatch and league atm not much else
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>>701630181
L-lewd! N-no thank you!

>Laura.
>>
claimed
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>>701629949
Wait, it looks like i was wrong.
http://blog.fokus.org/post/97963116878/as-part-of-their-under-water-museum-coral-reef
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>>701630474
>love and let love i say
never
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>>701630430
Better late than never
I need more motivation to play WoW I mean cmon I'm already invested so much time into Destiny and Runescape.. kinda hard to keep my attention to another mmo or games in general
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>>701630291
are u his husbando?
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>>701630541
I do. Like i said, we just prefer different things sexually.
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>>701630038
>>701630291
i guess? does it matter?
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>>701630181
Nope. I kinda decided i'm going to avoid mixing my internet and my real life via steam.
Only thing i got that i'm willing to add people on is discord.
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>>701630842
Sure am. He loves me.

>>701630904
Don't use that tone of voice with me, mister.
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>>701629799
It Is Too Late Smugz. Your Diabeetus Are Belong To Us.
>Neat stuff.
>I feel like I'd probably have more anime stuff if I didn't spend money on guns and video games.
>>701630022
Personally speaking if I didn't feel useful, I wouldn't wanna live.
>I guess thats one of the reasons I picked Penny
>She made me feel wanted and useful.
>I made her happy too.
Other people's happiness is my happiness. Kek.

>Penny~
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>>701629626
Night!

>>701630430
I felt like i was the only skightly muscualr guy there :/ its in the old side of the city. Idk how to explain ot but you know what i mean right?
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>>701631043
but i dont know you
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>>701631276
>>701631276
>>701631276
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whos making new bread
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>>701631301
>>701631324
The bride breader ends
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