Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
i want to get tomorrow over with. Tuesday if my fucking day off and i know exactly what ill be doing all day
too many eyes and little crawly legs makes me want to run and cry to esdeath. lest it aint deep open ocean
Ohhh, gunna go cut people open?
>Of course you swing both ways~
He says okay, and he'll pet you afterwards.
>Only I may pet though!
>Jeebus pls no
Seriously there is no worse creature on earth.
AND FUCK YOU TOO. MORE EYES MEANS MORE VISION.
god please no spiders and open water are my weakness im scared im going to be reborn as a fish for all the shit I do the only thing that holds me back sometimes
Fall semester yup. Gonna be goooood. Won't slack on studies like spring semester
>says the IT kid :p
Went to an anime store today. It was small and the stuff was pricey
More like prepping ORs
Then that's fine i guess
You could both double team me and one of you can take my mouth~
Okay, fair enough, well played.
I PAY RENT BY EATING YOUR TERMITES. AND YOUR COCKROACHES. YOUR HOUSE IS FILTHY AND YOU ARE A HORRIBLE LANDLORD. MAKING ME FAT.
>big ocean nigger.
jesus christ never become god then
AH! Don't scare me like that!
Save me please!
Oh hey, Galil's back.
Huzza, nice. I wanna go to an anime store but I never really can find one
>This place is a bit lame when it comes to actual cool stuff or stores
>Except retro stores
>Got a bunch of retro gaming stores
Its nice in that aspect
>BUT I CAN'T FIND WEEB SHIT
Ironically a lot of Asian people show up to this state in the summer to come to Silver Wood and shit.
>Theres this one store thats about 30 miles from my house and it sells all kinds of Japanese snacks and shit
>I call it the weeb shack but its just a World Market.
Claiming Yuuki, how's everyone?
Well that paints a vivid image, thanks for that...
fantastic taste, D.va would be my second pick for waifu for sure.
nothing much, probably going to bed about now lol
you say that now lol
alright im going to bed. I want tomorrow to end already
Are you seriously copying me boy?
I swing your way ~
It's there space for a third ~
im not the real one, i wonder where is he
My waifu Forever. Shizuku Sangou
hehhe I knew it was coming
hi how are you
AH! Get away from me you creep! It freaks me out even more right now that you get off to gore!
I swear to god I see more doubles as time goes on today.
Fuck wrong gal.
VERY bitter my man but is okay, I'll take my frustration out on the heretic esdeath taking my signature greeting to you
You lookin for an ass whoopin?
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land
That you understand
Yeah i cant sleep. And getting up at 4pm didnt help.
Pretty good, just relaxing at the moment. You?
Not Destiny this time? I was wondering if you were gonna comment on that lol
GUESS WHAT. WE LIVE IN WATER.
Ohhhhh, that's not as bad.
Holy wew! Now that's just lewd!
Pfffft, you come and stay in these for so long man.
Kek the one i went to was kinda crowded but lively. It was great! I also get ween snacks at my nearby asian food market
School tomorrow. And i went to a weeb store today. You?
Don't jinx me! Goodnight emi
Easy money too. Its looking for people to work there so finding a job shouldn't be hard! Also
Rattle loli is back
Such cute, much like. Wow
mw2 1v1 rust no scopes only
relaxing aswell waiting for my friends to set up this damn gmod server
It's lewd enough if you both fuck me occasionally though and if i fuck you
Sup, killed anyone lately?
I just got home from my bro's, that nigger is going to get his ass twitsted
I bet you're going to use steady aim pro with internvention you scrub
Get ready to git rekt by W2000, 1 shot
Ooh, I wanna go to a weeb store! Did you get anything? I have school tomorrow as well, first class isn't until 11 though
Woo. That's some serious sleeping in.
Though i suppose that is excusable given the chainsaw and such.
I never left though
I know I'm sorry I'll be in here for longer tomorrow!
Why are you so Tsundere Tomoko poster?
>that nigger is going to get his ass twitsted
Your bro or Esdeath?
Schwanz here, wishing you all good night.
>I whip out my schwanz and put it into the sand man
>The sand man is shaken vigorously from the powreful hip thrust
Oooooohhhh yeeeeeeeaaaaahhh! (in the voice of santa claus having the powreful ograsm)
>The sand man is inflated by the rich and creamy seamin and is exploded!
>The sand gets in my eyes and I become sleepy
>The sand is ifnested by the royal seamin
>MY EYES ARE PRAGNATED AAAHHHHHH HELP!
>I spew babby out of my eyes
>When it is done I defecate regally and go to sleep
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
I have tomorrow off which is nice.
>So does J, he doesn't have class on Monday, or Friday anymore, his math class is online.
We're gonna hit up that World Market, get sum snacks n shit, and I'm gonna help him do some of his homework.
Nope, I thought I'd have to kill K's relatives, but they were surprisingly chill and genuinely wanted to know if I was taking care of her.
>Of course I have. She's basically my daughter at this point.
Just chillin'. How's the whole yandere thing treating you?
LOOK HOW FILTHY THIS IS. ITS NOT A POOL ITS A SWAMP YOU FUCKING OGRE.
Esdeath of course! Faggot thinks he can use our signature greet? Hell fucking no
>friend texts me about Orokin Reactor Alert on Warframe
>jump on, get the Reactor
>end up playing for another two hours
>why do I keep doing this to myself?
I did manage to pick up the Nekros Prime Chassis too so there was some good.
I WILL PAY YOU FOR SHIPPING GIMMIE!
I mean.... only if it's you. I'm not letting that fucker do me, I'd never hear the end of it.
All good, later Emi!
Schwanz is back!
>Off to work, be back later!
Its healing ok. I just didnt go to bed till 5am...
Who the fuck is K?
That old nigga from Men in Back?
I'm not dead yet, hows the kuudere?
Oh, I didn't see you in a while
Good night /waifu/
sex is a bit awkward.... After all, when two kampfers come together, well, As a dude, things happen...
You're right! We gotta show him who does our intro around here and it ain't him! Ready the pitchforks!
I didn't say he'd fuck you though
Bye senpai, have a good day at work
Oh. You stay up too late then.
Yeah i have a habit of lurking on accident.
Have a good night, Alice.
you really like being a dad huh?
y u know talk to me?
What kind of girl do i like? Someone strong, intelligent ---- ah~ Long Hair kyaaaaaaaa~
No. Was thinking about getting gunpla but 29.99 was a bit high for a moderate 8in kit
As if you wouldn't go in one given the chance
Nice! I have one online class but don't know how online classes works
Ayyy and what did i say about being cute?
Just shipping? Nah
i know what it means. i dont think i have those sort of attributes i think
you like seeing your waifu like that?
Nah, K is this 9 year old kid, J's brother
>J is a college kid who wants to be like me.
>I let him live with me cause he's basically my best friend and I treat him like my son.
>He use to be a victim of child abuse
>During the furious legal battle I was having with them, they died in a car wreck
>Nobody wanted custody of K, J took custody
>He's gonna give me custody because I'm a good dad and he doesn't want to have her not have a stable home environment n shit.
Oh yeah, its the most fun thing ever right now.
>Its great because K is such a good kid.
Its too late Smugz, I am One With The Cutenenss.
>It Has Taken My Mind and Body For Glory.
I worked grave yard shift 5 years. Im just to use to being up all night.
But it's true I tell you!
I don't know! AHHH!!!
>Proceeds to run around in circles for a bit.
Oh, forgive me! I didn't see you replied up there! I haven't played Gmod in a while, I always loved playing TTT and Prop Hunt
That does seem pretty pricey. At least you got to go there, closest thing to me is a store that sells manga and very few figures.
>how to recognize signs of terrorist activities
Holy shit Annon what the fuck is wrong with you.
*Draws Chikage* Lets do this!
goddamn I need to step it up.. and I dont even want kids
Don't do that.
Normally I don't like Rei-type girls but Nagato gets a special exception.. granted haruhi suzumiya is my first anime (when I learned what anime is, excluding DBZ, YYH, and that toonami shit back then I just thought of them as just cartoons)
...Right.. you have fun with that
Yeah i know how that is. I only worked graveyard for one year a year ago, and because of how whacky my schedule could be, i still don't run normal time even if i try to.
Sometimes i sleep for 12 hours for no reason. Sometimes i sleep for 4.
Wish i could understand my own sleep sometimes.
Do i look spooky to you?
your second pick is better than your first
Did I say J's brother? I mean sister. Kek, its nearly midnight.
>You're a fucking crazy person.
>Did you tell K's family you murdered someone in you're house.
No, cause I didn't murder anyone, murder implies it was illegal. I did a self defense, I did tell them about the self defense part though, they were glad my priority was her safety.
>How old are you
ill never get it I dont like being in that position
did she get to see the kill?
o good I thought I would have to noose and yeah gmod is great so many game types
getting a kill is not a reason to call someone crazy everyone wants to kill some just repress it
I remember i got off work Tuesday morning and went to bed and got up Wednesday morning. I was like wtf.
Naww, its close but Krystal's still best waifu.
I find my waifu sexually attractive. So yeah i don't mind it.
he has his thing and you have yours
I sorta like being in a position where somebody needs to rely on me, they look up to me, they want to learn from me, and hang out with me and play with me and stuff. I have a lot of fatherly instinct.
My friend and I spent so much time in the sandbox just messing with props and physics. I definitely put more time into CSS and DoDS because of Gmod
Lol I actually have a shirt that says "Leeroy Jenkins 2016, Let's Do This" on it
Ugh, forget it, I got shit to do in the morning, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Good night!
>wanting a wolf over an adorable 19 year old pro gamer military korean model chick
I want that even tho I touched WoW once for an hour
Calm down. Calm down! It's all going to be okay!
It it! Only reason why it was crowded imwas becuase people were sitting all in the middle of the place. All playing smash bros and such
Glad to be accepted. I still need to sit down and watch through mirai nikki. I'm just always preoccupied.
Haha damn. That one's always a bummer. Waking up on the wrong fucking day.
so am I... but seeing here in that postilion covered in cum is not attractive at all disgusting is a better word
eww thats the reason I hate it
yeah honestly so many hours wasted just fucking around
Ya my furfag side overrides my weeb side to much, i cannot resist.
so you dont have a warm core?
You can do it
I've watched it in total of 65 times
It really sucked. Do i have u on steam?
I guess we're into different things. I think it's hot
Out of my friends I'm the one least qualified to have it because they've been playing since Vanilla or one of the later expansions, and I started just last year
Oh well, looks like you had fun though! Where was it?
Play any other PC games?
to each their own. love and let love i say
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not ok
doesnt seem like you love her then
overwatch and league atm not much else
>love and let love i say
Better late than never
I need more motivation to play WoW I mean cmon I'm already invested so much time into Destiny and Runescape.. kinda hard to keep my attention to another mmo or games in general
I do. Like i said, we just prefer different things sexually.
Nope. I kinda decided i'm going to avoid mixing my internet and my real life via steam.
Only thing i got that i'm willing to add people on is discord.
It Is Too Late Smugz. Your Diabeetus Are Belong To Us.
>I feel like I'd probably have more anime stuff if I didn't spend money on guns and video games.
Personally speaking if I didn't feel useful, I wouldn't wanna live.
>I guess thats one of the reasons I picked Penny
>She made me feel wanted and useful.
>I made her happy too.
Other people's happiness is my happiness. Kek.