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What's one life lesson you learned the hard way?
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Too much of a good thing is never a good thing.
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Happiness doesn't just happen

Ignoring negative emotions will fuck you up whether you like it or not
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>>701608069
Don't drive a car on Xanax
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If you don't have enough money for it, don't buy it on credit cards.
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If youre going to try to suck a log of shit out of andy sixx's ass hole, make sure he's sedated.

I managed to suck the log out but holy fuck Andy puts up a fight
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If you're gonna drive on morphine and alcohol don't eat while you do it and watch out for stop signs
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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once you go on /b/ you never go back
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Drugs will fuck you up
You think youre having fun now, and you think its harmless but holy fuck all the money i spent on getting high and chemotherapy.
Its not worth it
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Pull out if your gf switches birth control pills brands
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>>701608069
Unrequited love hurts like shit. I'd rather break my jaw again than go through a tenth of what I felt.
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Don't fall in love
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Don't ever pay for pussy
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Dont hit a pedestrian with a stolen car while smoking weed while your buddy has cocaine and a gun
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>>701608877
What about a nevada brothel?
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>>701608443
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You have to learn to make yourself happy and not rely on others because there's no guarantee they'll always be there. And it really is better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all.
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She might feel like the only person in your life, but that doesn't mean you're the only person in hers.
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>>701608172
Feels
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>>701608069
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
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If she likes you but shes dating someone else, shell fall for another when you two finally date
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>>701609261
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>>701608612
Was that an evo in a previous life?
Never stick your dick in crazy.
A college degree does not guaranty you a job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVEuPmVAb8o
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>>701609154
>>701609261
>>701609368
Listen up fellas
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>>701608636
What drugs my friend?
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Love is dead and we just get fuck up instead
parents are as selfish as their sons.
Life is filled with pointless things and lots hatred/pain so learn fast to embrace every good emotion/ relation/ accomplisment.
Suicide is not for fgts. It takes guts, if not ask the huge amounts of real fgts who "tryied" suicide and " failed"
i know op said one but op is gay so i dont care
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>>701608069
Never put the pussy on a pedestal.
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>>701609118
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>>701609576
Weed, xanax, lsd, methylphenidate and shrooms.

Your body reacts the way it does because that stuff isnt meant for it
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>>701608443
Fucking kek
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>>701609576
Oh and cocaine
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>>701608069
Never give up. Never sell yourself short. If you don't think you have the energy you do. Don't throw in the towel if it's something you want.
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>>701608069
Keeping my fucking mouth shut
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>>701608069
>go to the college with the best internship program
>if you're not a wage slave no one will ever respect how hard your work, your dedication, your smarts or anything you ever produce
>how to count to one
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>>701609519
Thanks to the boys at Car Crafters it still is an Evo, good eye I'm so proud of /b right now
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>>701608069


It hit me over the last couple decades: My cutting cultural politics is giving way to a sense of opportunistic literary exploration that doesn't hold nearly as much relevance in a rapidly shifting cultural landscape.

Oh and my eyesight keeps getting even fucking worse every year. I'm now so frivolous that I wrote a book on it based on the theories of a quack doctor who promoted sungazing to fix blindness. I can't seem to really understand the relation between visual accuracy and comprehension, so I rely on sophistry and memes about "perception". Maybe I should have learned more about aesthetics.
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>>701608069
You need to be happy alone, with no obligations to anyone.People are not worth your time or your money, never your money.

Find you hobby and enjoy the fuck out if, no matter what people think, but not mlp you fucking sperg
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>>701609750
Thank you, I've been thinking about taking shrooms or lsd. What cancer do you have?
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If you think it's going to be poop, Don't risk it. It's going to be poop.
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>>701608069
Don't do drugs
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Will always suffer one way or the other
there is no escaping
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>>701608069

Don't trust women.
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Never give up on your dreams. No matter how old you are.
>always wanted to be an actor
>became a lawyer instead
>turned 56
>left law to become a Broadway actor
>got the part from my experience in litigating in courts
>love life more than ever
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>>701609927
>if you're not a wage slave no one will ever respect how hard your work, your dedication, your smarts or anything you ever produce
WHAT
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>>701610042
>tfw I used to draw ponies as a hobby
>tfw haven't really used my cintiq since they were banned on /b/
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>>701610161
Shouldn't the proper message be "don't do drugs - if you're weak willed loser. If you're a man who can handle shit, go for it"?
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>>701608069
Don't shit where you eat

This is in reference to hooking up with someone you work with
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>>701608366
Bump and kek. More so don't drive after mixing alcohol and Xanax, but I feel ya brotha.
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>>701610059
Cancer of the ass. I have no balls, so no problem there
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>>701608069
sex with a mcchicken isnt all its hyped up to be.
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>>701610059
I had a brain tumor that spread to my bones. I had a giant chunk of bone removed from my right cheek a year ago. It was a little bit smaller than that pictured
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>>701610352
Idk man I had a lot of fun shitting where I eat if you don't include the whole losing my job and heartbreak thingy
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>>701609927

>if you're not a wage slave no one will ever respect how hard your work, your dedication, your smarts or anything you ever produce


pro tip: When reading Marx, you're not supposed to read it backwards.
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>>701610300
Yes, that's what i meant. Keep doing them, anon. Your brain was designed for it and can take it.
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>>701608069
Check your blind spot before opening a door when parked even if you already checked your mirror. A bus ate my door
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You can't please everyone.
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>some people die alone
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>>701608069
Time means nothing in relationships and love yourself because no one truly will.
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>>701610610
Actually your body can metabolize all types of shit, in moderation. If you're weak of character and can't control it then no, you shouldn't do drugs.
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>>701608381
Too late. It's just so fucking easy.
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>>701609261
Yeeeeep
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>>701610234
which part didn't you understand?

unless you work by fucking dollars and hour nobody will ever value you or promote you based on merit

basically you're never going to get anything but a boss who hates and fears you by being good and working hard

the only way to get anything except money out of work is either: nepotism, internship, or being a fucking blue collar slag
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>>701610746
lol 420 blazeit man amirite?
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>>701610492
OH my fucking god bro.... How did you survive? how did you find out you had cancer

>"I had a massive cheek growth" I figure you found it before this?
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>>701610746
>found the drug addict
Like i said, it's fine, keep doing them.the world will be better without you, you loser who can't handle reality. Did your uncle and father rape you as a child ?
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>>701610897
You're an idiot, and that comeback was lame.
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>>701610746
spoken like a true addict
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>>701610833
is English your native tongue?

your either having a stroke or not a native English speaker because none of what you write makes sense
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>>701611010
I think he was one of your fellow drug fucked idiots anon. Lmfao. Birds of a feather. ...
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>>701610949
>literally just spoke about moderation
>must be drug addict

Wow. You really did fuck your brain up with drugs huh? You must be rack a ROT of disaprin.
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>>701610746
You forget that they lace drugs nowadays.
Even perscription drugs arent 100% pure. Theyre like placebos pretty much.

Weed they put rat poison in to make it smell more potent

Lsd they put battery acid in it to make it enter the system faster

Boric acid (roach poison) they put in cocaine so that it doesnt stick to your sinuses.

Look at what all these carcinogenic additices do to people
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>>701610510
>dated muslim chick from work
>got skin tag on testicles, think she gave me the old herp a deep
>dermatologist confirms it's not
>everything is fine, start to fall for her
>find out her parents were trying to arrange her marriage and her father beat her and she thinks she deserved it
>Nope the fuck away before I fall for her more, can't save everyone in life and I'm barely holding on as it is
still see her from time to time, u feel bad about myself for "giving up" on her but at the same time it would not have been healthy for me
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>>701611157
i also had trouble comprehending.
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>>701611371
How was your first day in health class?
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>>701611309
Lol like i believe what you say, you fucki g fool. Also
> You must be rack a ROT of disaprin
Wtf are you on about you tripper?
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>>701611112
>muh assumptions
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>>701610926
It was a golf ball sized tumor, relax.

I forgot what my doc said about not taking it out immediately. He said something about blood vessels or something. I dont remember
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>>701608069
Your family members will die randomly and unexpectedly and in some cases brutally.

Too much of anything will eventually turn bad.

Success is based on luck at least 99% of the time.

Money is only the key to happiness if you grow up poor.
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>>701608069
Never trust a married bitch when she says she's leaving her husband, and that you're the one she wants.

I do wonder if he knows that I fucked her in the ass, on his living room couch. I sure hope so.
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>>701611371
your just like not in with it man

listen to some rappers and university professors man they like know the truth

its all the government and chemtrails man only squares dont do drugs
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>>701611530
rack disciprin
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>>701611371
Yes, every grower is spraying rat poison onto weed to "make it smell better"...and every pharmaceutical company is cutting whatever drug they're selling...How can you be this retarded in 2016? Like, do you have a learning disability? Did your mom drop you on your head when you were younger? Jesus fucking christ, get it together cock sucka!!!
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>>701610492
Holy shit, what's your eta for death?
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>>701611524
You mean chemical engineering?

Its great dude. Pretty cool shit
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>>701610746
Its not weak character or weak willed to be addicted to drugs when you are addicted trying to stop on will power is like trying use will power to stop shitting every 10 min when you have diareha try that and lmk how will power works for you cunt post pics of it too
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>>701610300
>>701610746
>>701611309

I bet your mom is proud
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>>701608443
Did Motley Crue have a kid together or something?
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>>701611693
This happened to me too
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>>701611166
>drug fucked idiots
He is that, but I don't know him
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>>701611717
>man
>man

>>701611769
>defends lacing drugs


Spoken like addicts
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dont motorcycle on rohypnol
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>>701611371
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Dont fall in love with someone who doesnt love themselves.
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Women are sluts and cum dumpsters.
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>>701611800
arguing with a drug addict isn't normal but on 4chan it is

i bet he can cite 50 million ways certain drugs are good for you "in moderation" but probably dropped out of school
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ITT the drugs don't work, they just make you worse.
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>>701611409
You made the right decision
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>>701611717
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>>701611530
>not knowing about disaprin
>assumes it's hallucinations

ohboy.gif
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>>701612145
So what does that make a drug addict who is also on 4chan?
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>>701611975
>Not understanding the concept of sarcasm
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>>701611816
... or don't get addicted by having control and not doing it every single day...? Your analogy about "diareha" is retarded.
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>>701611371
>Theyre like placebos pretty much.

Learn what a placebo is Jr.

>other stuff

<citation needed>
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It is what it is.
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>>701611574
>denial
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>>701611010
Ayy lmao
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>>701611824
That I can see clear weakness in human beings and try to be better than that? I mean, I guess - but she probably has better shit to worry about.
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>>701608443
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You dont need a lot of friends.
You really dont
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>>701612421
>muh projection
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>>701612181
Thanks man
Intellectually I know but she was still wicked cool
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>>701612308
an OXY MORON!

HA HA HA
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>>701612377
So you can just shoot heroin on the weekends and not be fine good luck with that bud
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>>701608069
Even if it's someone's job, don't always trust that person to lead you in the right direction or even know what the fuck they're talking about. You shouldn't take what that or any person says at face value.
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>>701612653
And be fine*
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>>701608069
Don't pull out her anal beads like pull starting the lawn mower...
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Never tell people you're a kid on 4chan, I was a dipshit a few years ago.
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>>701608069
Most people are weak and can't handle injuries from a fight. Still the idiots think they are Rocky Balboa or something and I still beat them up like a runaway slaves. But I have to limit how hard I hit them or there will be a trouble if the fucker goes to hospital.
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>females are mentally and emotionally stunted adult children. never try to apply common sense to their decisions or any sort of sensible decision making metric. They operate more like animals and less like humans
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>>701612947
preteen as fuk
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>>701609118
Needed this
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>>701612947
cringe.jpg
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>>701611409
Right choice.

Fell really fucking deep in love with this girl a year ago and im still clawing my way out even though I havent seen her for a long ass time
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>>701612593
>deferment

the first step is admitting you have a problem
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>>701612575
Agreed

I have 2 really good friends and that's it

>>701608069
Don't drink/hangout with people you work with just because you work together.

I'm 24 and all the other young engineers like to go to bars and party. I won't get shitfaced with them just because we only have working together in common
Ironically I do hang out with 50 and 60 year old guys from work because we all enjoy hunting and shooting together. But I have common ground with them outside of work
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She will never love you as much as you love her, especially if you are the bread winner.

Never ignore the red flags.

Don't reveal too many secrets too early into a relationship.

Street smarts > book smarts

Never, ever, ever, EVER date a cutter.
If she is/was a cutter GET THE FUCK OUT NOW.

Daddy issues cannot be fixed, solved or forgotten.

Mental manipulation from sociopaths is more danger and common then people think.

Mentally Stable - Good Looking - Intelligence
Choose 2 and only 2

Emotionally stable, low maintenance and the ability to relax without going out/spending money is the least appreciated trait in girls.

You never fix broken heart (yours or her's), only patch it up.
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>>701610300
>I'm strong because I do drugs
Is it really your only solution to not feel like a human garbage when doing drugs ? It's actually sad if not b8
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>>701610220
Congrats!
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If their life/situation gives indication that they are not trustworthy, have faith in your intuition and avoid them
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>>701612871
been here since i was 14
22 now
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>>701608350
i know this well
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Friends in foreign lands can often treat you leagues better than your own family.
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>>701613425
You're still young
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>>701610175
words to live by
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>>701613155
what kind of engineer and how did you do it? and how many years of school?
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>>701612124
this is a good one
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>>701608069

>There is no point in staying friends with your ex unless you're planning on getting them back (which is also kinda pointless).

>A person you once loved more than anything can become the person that causes the most hell in your life.

>Learn to suffer.

>Progress, not perfection.

>Psychedelics can help you, but it takes discipline to truly grow - not just taking acid every other week, reading New Age horse shit, and just believing the future will be dandy. Go out and do what you need to do to make success more likely to happen.

>Don't stick your dick in crazy, especially unprotected with a girl who is a bipolar nympho.
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>>701613604
engineer here

1. internship
2. internship
3. internship
4. internship
5. each engineering school (civil, mechanical, chemical etc) has their own placement programs and if you're not in one of the strong schools with a strong internship you might as well kys now
6. colleges are degree mills so you can do most any engineering school without understanding shit if you're social enough to have access to the homework
7. internship
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>>701608069
Teenage girls can NOT keep a secret.
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>>701608069
Sometimes you will lose freinds, move on. Not everything can be repaired
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>>701608069
Minecraft players are more autistic than bronies.
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>>701614152
I can guess what happened here.
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>>701614152
RIP
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learn to live with yourself

hit on fat/ugly chicks from time to time and you'll make someones day

dont assume the other guy on the road knows what your doing just imagine nobody fucking does

manage your finances because nobody else will
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>>701609261
it's too late for me...
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Getting struck by lightning is about as painful as it looks like it would be.
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>>701612860
audible kek
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>>701608069
No one cares to be around you when you are at your worst.
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>>701614152
Depends
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>>701613604
Mechanical and aerospace with a math minor
I did it in 5 years, always knew I was going to become and engineer, nothing else ever seemed interesting

Obviously it is math heavy but I thought the program was alright. I should probably have partied less and studied more but I also had internships through college so that when I went full time, my reputation was based more on my work ethic rather than just my grades

I bust my ass at work because I find it meaningful but I could not stand school. The idea of going to class full time made me feel useless since I wasn't producing anything. But u stuck it out and now make 70k+ a year doing work I more or less enjoy
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>>701608069
Revise hard for exams. Oh, and when it's not with friends, only speak when spoken too.
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>Keep your mouth shut
>Don't drunk text to your crush
>Don't tell your crush or anyone else you love about your emotional problems too early, even if they say they're willing to listen.
>Remember that everyone else has their own problems to deal with
>Stop playing victim of life, you did this to yourself
>Keep your fucking mouth shut holy shit.
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>>701608069
They need proof of death to grant you the insurance money.
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don't come to japan thinking you'll find an asian girl. They only like black guys and people that are well connected. They are also some of the most superficial, conceited and racist humans on the planet
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You always miss 100% of the shots you dont take

>the story of my life
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>Get a second opinion on everything medical
>You aren't half as good as you think you are at driving and your not a quarter at fighting
>Never cry for a woman, because they will never cry for you
>Not everyone is worth saving
>Always know where your wallet is
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Don't get raped in school.
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If youre going to suck andy sixx's testicles out through his penis, make sure you stick your finger up his ass and tickle his prostate. Itll help him ejaculate his balls easier
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>>701608443
Kek
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>suck the big black cock as soon as you get the chance. You won't see it again or get a chance in the future.
What I'd tell my 18 year old self
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>>701614152
Bullshit I just scanned the barcode.
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>>701608069
That my asshole not just for pooping.
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>>701608443
Is this like the new meme on 4chan now?
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>>701615101
Do it at home instead?
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>>701615101
Fuck.
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MONEY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
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>>701615370
I Second this.
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Listen to life advice given on 4chan.
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>>701615349
Kek
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>>701615370
Jew
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>>701608069
Don't drive a car when you are autistic.
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>>701615370
My God, this.
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>>701615370
Looks are second
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when learning to shoot being comfortable/confident with the weapon your shooting is 90% of what it takes to be a great marksman. No other tips or tricks really matter. Get comfy with the basics
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>People will always look out for themselves over others

>Control your emotions

>No such thing as "unconditional"
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>>701608069
that college isn't a way of life, its a tool to prepare you for a career.
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>>701615582
yeah whatever guy lemme know how ya feel at the bus stop
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>>701615370
I'm a wizard. I hate my life. I make 6 figures.
Do I just need more money then?
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>>701615450
Jew-two
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Online relationships aren't meant to be.
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Ssri's are bad for you and will fuck up your thinking, ability to judge and alter your personality.
Fite me
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>>701614947
sounds like your anime fantasies were raped in the ass by a sumo wretler
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>>701615924
your doing something wrong then. Give me several mil and i'll show you
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Don't hit other people's kids. That isn't a mirror in the questioning room.
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>>701608443
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>>701615924
Just buy hookers you retard
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>>701615859
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>>701615924
whatre sad about? mom didnt hug you or are you afraid of girls? cuz there aint that much to be sad about in life.
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>>701615817
You didn't really need to learn that the hard way. In fact I don't think you can learn that in a hard way.
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>>701608069alright you fucking faggots, you have no fucking idea how easy it is to be me. while you retards waste away and nag with your pepes and your feels on an autistic random weeb forum, i get 10/10 puss and ass whenever and wherever i want, and dick if i feel like it.
how does that feel, you desperate faggots
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>>701616056
not gonna lie theres a huge part of it right there.

but if you don't believe me come and live in this place. Its nice but the locals are racist as fuck and you'll never feel like anything more than an unwanted stranger even after years
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>>701616286
afraid of people in general
my life consists of going to work and wasting time online
i've lost all my friends due to years of this
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Time for honesty...do the best you are qualified for and excel at it...pussy will beat its path to your door (speaking as someone that worked for his girls dad, plumbing, until i went into finance)
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>>701615962
Wurd
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>>701609261

I'm crazy, but she was crazier. God damn this one's true... my mom, who also happens to be crazy, still talks to this crazy ex.

Which is why I don't talk to her anymore either. Crazy attracts crazy usually because it's raised by crazy, never forget.
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>>701616067
He is probably in his 20s and is also probably lying about the 6 digits But even if he was making that much money, he wouldn't have several mil you fucking retard.
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>>701616505
well we aint that different but id like to not have to worry about money so i could focus on finding real happiness. so money leads to happiness for me.
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>>701616413
I hope you have a good night
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Don't download CP
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4chan is toxic.
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>>701616671
you need to be 18 or older to come here kid
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>>701616752
Get off 4chan you fucking beta new fag.
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>>701609519
good thing I'm amazing at what I'm passionate about
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>>701616900
You a little upset?
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>>701609628
ever.
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>>701616671
>He is probably

>also probably

>But even if he was

>he wouldn't have several mil

>fucking retard.
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If youre going to drink andy sixx's sperms, make sure you suck every last drop out of his dick.
Just trust me on that
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>>701610220
I wish this is true because if it is I am really happy for you, m8.
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>>701609261
Did this to three different crazies...

Don't see the problem here really. You don't have to marry them you know. Fuck her, cum on her tits or face, thank her for the pussy, get the fuck out.

Rinse and repeat.
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>>701615924
this.

I made 6 figures before retiring at 32. net worth is about 1.2 million, mostly real estate. have a just for fun vehicle that cost me 90,000 used.

I would give it all, every penny, in a heartbeat for my kids.

money never made me happy but my kids do.
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>>701609936
fgt
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>>701617466
they weren't crazy if they just let you leave
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>>701616671
I'm 30, and no I'm not lying. But you're correct that I don't have several mil lying around. I haven't been making this much money since birth. It's been a rocky road to get here.
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>>701616894
Are you fucking retarded? if someone is making $100k annually, he has to work 120 years just to make "several mil". He is a Wizard so he is probably between 25 and 30, he probably doesn't even have $1 million.
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>>701617497
Let me guess, you are not a Jew?
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>>701608069
Buying weed from a nigger, instead of weed got a handgun in my face and my wallet lifted

Learned the hard way that my white privilege was responsible for his antisocial behavior
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>>701617593

I'm the guy in OP's pic.
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>>701610220
>turns 56 and uses 4chan

How the fuck do you even know about this site? Isnt it for younger computer users?
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>>701617605
What is your profession?
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>>701617626
>if

>has to

>is probably

>he probably
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>>701617600
>letting crazy bitch stop you

Kys
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>>701617951
software engineer
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>>701608069

>Never forgive a cheater. They will cheat again.

>Very few people will ever truly care about you. Many will pretend to just to get things from you.

>Never lend money to friends or family. If you do; it's a gift. Don't expect it back.

>The longer you take to fix something, the harder it will be to fix.

>Never reveal weakness. To anyone. It will be exploited.

>You are not a snowflake. You are not owed anything. The world cares about what you can produce. If you produce nothing, you are worthless.

>Donate to charity, but pick them carefully. You don't want to find out after 10 years that 99% of your donations went to lining the pockets of execs.

>Long distance relationships don't work. You are not the exception. Online relationships don't work. You are not the exception.

>Honesty is not always the best option.

>No matter how hard you work, you will always be behind the guy with his nose up the right asses.

>Having money makes everything easier.

>You will be judged on your appearance. This will never change. If you are fat, loose weight. If you are skinny, gain weight. Shower everyday. Brush your teeth. Wash your hair. Change your underwear every day. Wear clean clothes. Life is 100x easier when people aren't repulsed by your presence.
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>>701617799
LMAO thats why i a black only buy weed from white guys
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>>701617859
I prosecuted 3 members of Anonymous for hacking into Federal databases.
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>>701617985
I'm sorry, what the fuck are you doing.
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>>701618254
sucks you right in don't it
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>>701618254
Newfag
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>>701618153
Nice, but you got the wrong job.
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>>701618254
what´s a fed doing here besdies looking for CP posters
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>>701608069
i learned how to not be the faggot ass beta i was. but i had to become a drug addict/dealer to learn it. guns shoved in your chest, robbing and being robbed. scamming and being scammed.
didnt realize i changed until after i quit all that

in hs i was 1st chair 1st violin in my orchestra. if that tells you where i came from
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Just because they're older, that doesn't mean they're always right.
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>>701608069
Never stick a bare copper wire into your dick hole, and stick it into a light socket.

>it melts the copper wire to the inside of your dickhole.
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>>701608069
>1. Never let no one know how much dough you hold.
>2. Never let em know your next move.
>3. Never trust nobody.
>4. Never get high on your own supply.
>5. Never sell no crack where you rest at.
>6. That God damn credit, dead it.
>7. Keep your family and business completely seperated.
>8. Never keep no weight on you.
>9. If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from Police.
>10. A strong word called consignment: if you ain’t got the clientèle say hell no.
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>>701618668
Im not a fed, im a theater actor, guy.

And you spelled besides wrong.
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>>701618625
probably
at least the rest of my shitty life makes up for it
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>>701618843
didn´t notice he he
also learn to laugh at yourself it soothes the pain
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>>701608069
That while the Bible is not 100% the word of God. The things Christ is purported to have said ARE.
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>>701618668
>reading the thread how does it work
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>>701609936
What the in the absolute fuck are you talking about.
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>>701619217
>purported

you need to work on your bait
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>>701608877
Paid pussy is best pussy. Free pussy will entrap you and control you. When you fuck a hooker you pay for her to get lost. In the case of free pussy she'll want to keep coming for more and asking for things as in the case of girlfriends and such.
Oldfag reporting in.
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>>701614590
greentext
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If youre going to suck a log of shit out of amfy sixx's ass hole and use the log of shit as a dildo to fuck your pussy with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize my egg cells and impregnate me with a retarded human shit baby and then give birth to that retarded human shit baby and then suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until it cant take it anymore and then shoots out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over my mouth mouth, be sure to sick its retarded shit baby balls out through its retarded human shit baby cock and ghen crush them between your teeth until they pop like fucking grapes.
Trust me, youll thank me for it later
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>>701618838
>Double negatives
seriously how low is your fucking IQ, you absolute loser. People who unironically use double negatives should be fucking executed. You are a fucking idiot, and I mean the genuine medical term.
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>>701608069
Nothing is what it seems.
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If it has puerto rican blood in it, its poison. Stay away from it
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Try to make a career out of something you enjoy. Whilst doing that, do something that won't drive you crazy.

Keep mentally stimulated.

Live like you'll die tomorrow but save like you're going to live forever. Put savings in mulitple places - house, stock, pensions. Play the game, even if you hate the rules.

Take an interest in local politics as it has more affect on your life. Realise that federal politics is just a show and nothing more.

Travel. Travel and learn. Travel and experience. Get a moderate camera with great lenses. Print/show your best photos and accept critique.

Learn to act. Learn to sing. Play an instrument. Become a well-rounded individual.

Buy some trail shoes and walk more. See a sunrise because you choose to, not because you've been up all night.

Always take sexual protection upon yourself.

And lastly: Fuck religion
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>>701619750
a corollary to
>don't stick your dick in crazy
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don't take anything anyone says seriously, especially not if they take themselves seriously
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If youre going to invest in stocks, invest in an industry people NEED.

Examples:
>facebook (communication)
>tyson (food)


Bad examples
>Nintendo
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>>701619924
>Always take sexual protection upon yourself.

if I was young again I'd go get my balls cut
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Dont love someone who doesnt love themselves
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>>701620246
people NEED facebook? lol

how about:
don't invest in stocks yourself, pay a professional who does it full time to do it for you

nobody ever made money day trading and you can't possibly compete with computer micro trading
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If youre going to suck a log of shit put of andy sixx's ass hole, make sure he ate a lot of fiber that day.

For his sake, of course.
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>>701611157
He's obviously been struggling with school and communication all his life and he's been denied a lot of opportunities because of that. Therefore he's bitter.
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>>701620347
But how can I ever learn to love myself if I don't already love myself then?
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>>701608069
Every little decision I make even the most minor ones can have consequences.
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>>701620499
I did that once.

Got wolf of wall street.

Learned my lesson: TRUST NOBODY WITH YOUR MONEY. NOT EVEN YOUR FUCKING FUTURE EX
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>>701620568
>struggling with school

I actually got high marks and graduated with a BSEngineering

my communication problems come from shitposting on /b/ as my only form of social interaction for too many years
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>>701609261
I would reword that to "stick your dick in crazy, but don't go beyond that". Crazy chicks are amazing at bed.
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>>701611816
Only weak-minded and broken souls use drugs to escape real life and real hardships.
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>>701608807
Fuck I hope this feeling goes away
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>>701618282
good question
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>>701620784
meh, all money is imaginary

I've lost like 70k doing my own investing. More if you count real estate. A lot more...

maybe I'm just stupid but I leave my money with a big company and I like my investment broker, not that anything is worth investing in at the moment.
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>>701620246
Yes and no, there are differences between long term stocks and short term.

Always remember, playing any market: housing, stocks, savings etc is a gamble and as with all gambling don't put in more than you can afford to lose.

Anecdotally, we turned $20k into $300k in 10 years on housing. Buy the worst house in a good street. Do it up to the standard/above standard of the others. Allow the market to boom. Sell when high, buy when low. Take advantage of low interest rates by buying houses. Take advantage of high interest rates by using bank savings.
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>>701621176
it does. just takes time. each day is imperceptibly better.
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>>701609154
Fucking truth. Fwb relationship with my best friend, i fucked around at first but at this point she is the only person i want to be with. She's off fucking bradley everynight while i work. It sucks. I feel like I'm being cucked, probably because i am. I love her though so not really sure what to do
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>>701615962
the worst part is once you ween yourself off and individually improved your state of mind no one believes you are "ok"
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>>701621502
You'll always remember it - I still remember the girl I liked when we were 10.

25 years later, she's still hot. Even though I'm married and happy and she's married, happy and with kids.
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>>701613157
>Mentally Stable - Good Looking - Intelligence
>Choose 2 and only 2
Can I get half first, half second, full third instead?
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Don't worry so much, you don't really exist anyway
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dont catch feelings for a fwb
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Dont EVER... EVER... put your house up for mortgage and buy hedgefund stocks with them.
Lost the house
Lost the stocks
Lost my money
But most importantly...
I lost the log of shit that I sucked out of Andy Sixx's ass hole at a black veil brides concert
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Appreciate your family and don't put shit off until the last minute.
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>>701608069
don't drink and drive
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>>701621238
Well?
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>>701613157
>>701618169

2 best posts of the tread
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>>701608443
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>>701611693
Broadening this into

Never trust people when they say "I'm going to do X". Trust them when they do.
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>>701608443
Dude
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Throw away anything you are wearing if you get poison ivy
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Don't sit on 4chan and procrastinate about doing your uni work.

Which is EXACTLY what I'm doing right this very moment.

4chan isn't going anywhere and it's never been or ever will be "good" so you're not actually missing anything.
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>>701622259
>lost the log of shit
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>>701620347
THIS !
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>>701622670
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>>701622656
only beta faggots with weak skin get poison ivy
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>>701608069
meth makes u fucked in the head
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>>701608069
That the occurance of our existence in the universe is statistically so small, that we have actually the chance to perceive the universe and its components. We are so fortunate to have this oppotunity and instead we waste it on man made delusions.
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>>701609628
The only pedestal I want to put pussy on is my dick
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>>701610450
kek lol
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>>701608069
nothing really matters
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>>701608069
There is such things as crazy women in the world
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Definitions are subjective.
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>>701608366
Wtf sean
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wonce ya go black, ya aint evah go back
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