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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>Insult others with vigor
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
Nico Nico Nii~
Miho claimed
I like being cold and dry
>claimed
to the random yuno poster.
thanks man i like the yuno pics
Finally, new thread.
>Captcha was French Fries.
That's oddly specific.
Hello friends
>no life here
>Juvia claimed
>>701602908
Was i possessed by the Dark Matter though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLkASaYjKlk [Embed]
>>701603768
Sounds relaxing, you must be very comfy
>>701604201
Not much, Still modding brawl like crazy.
Well i hope it works out.
>>701605221
It's pretty comfy.
>>701605232
Hey you.
>>701605251
Now go for a run.
>>701602868
Depends on the ride
>>701604229
Improvise
>>701605251
Winter time is nice.
>>701604215
Most people are better than me at most things. I just don't want to catch judgemental looks and spill my spaghetti all over my lap. That's a bit too much to ask for nowadays.
>Just giving up on self improvement seems like the best way to improve myself at this point
>>701604608
Sounds stressful. I just want to be happy without forcing painful conversations with people I don't care about.
claimed
>>701603905
(machine thing)
so she becomes yuno level edgy?
>>701604229
(shizuru)
well you could become more by being a boat
>>701604311
(alicu)
never said i wouldn't
(・ω・)
>>701604398
(senpai)
(・ω・)
>>701604743
(d.va)
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>>701605302
discount filenames
>>701605323
hello fellow no life
>>701605432
what does that mean?
D.Va
>>701605476
What sounds stressful? The running or conversations? You're not ever going to be happy if you don't put in the effort.
>>701604201 [yuno]
but I'm listening to uncomfy music :s
>>701604311 [alice]
Yeah it's pretty bad overall. Alright enough torturing you since you're hungry
>>701604947 [esdeath]
I can relate to that. Whenever there's a bunch of people talking I'll usually stay quiet until I'm asked something
still here
and
>>701605282
hello
>>701605523
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>>701605323
>No life here
This should be a rule
>>701605349
B-but..couch...
I walked all day.
>>701605476
You're surprisingly relatable, but no.
Don't be stressed anymore by stop caring.
>>701605432
Oh no. I could be trusted with something so important...
>>701605519
I'm an honorary boat according to you, does that count?
>>701605855
Fine.
>>701605892
Couldn't*
I can type.
>>701605333
Anything cool you're installing?
Cool and new i should add perhaps
>>701605698
Then shouldn't I be extra comfy, to make up for it
Was it you're listening to?
>>701605716
Hey tomoko
Sorry for leaving I was trying to sleep
But it didn't work out
>>701605201
That fucking ending of today's episode threw me off
Calamity-masu'd
>>701605232
Yo.
>>701605251
>>701605456
It's not winter yet, though.
>>701605892
Quit it, Shizuru! I told you to not give in to their ways of aquatic transport!
>>701605519
How long your riding it and if your taking friends along
>>701605892
Yes you can. Its a bot not a rocket
>>701606149
Hmm? I'm not switching waifus?
>>701606116
Nyan?
>>701605939
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>>701606149
And waifus don't exist.
Let a man dream...
>>701605698
they talking about something I dont care about tbh
>>701606105
hey hey yuno
>>701606149
It will be soon.
>>701605519
sachi, i thought i already told you i didn't want to erp
(・ω・)
you lil rascal
>>701605644
I'm pretty happy when I stop stressing about exercise or talking to people. I like being me, I just overthink all of this garbage and start hating myself.
i'll stop ranting so much
(・ω・)
>>701605855
b-but that mindset seems like bliss
like, not caring about what others think of you
no more crippling anxiety because you don't fucking care
oh man
life goals
>>701606290
Nyan
>Slurp
>>701605519
Good, you slut
>>701605698
I'm used to being hungry. I keep myself in a perpetual state of hungry
>>701606116
>legs are back
>>701606149
Saber ~
I forgot to se the thread to auto update
>>701605282
Yo ^^
>Penny Claim
Meanwhile Rainbow Six Siege~
>>701606265
how much for forever with no friends?
the SSzuru should forever be mine
>>701605892
no
>>701606455
When did i ever mention erp?~
(・ω・)
>>701606533
mean
>>701606265
You're a robot now?!
>>701606455
That mindset doesn't work. I've tried it before.
>>701606105
thats ok i understand. im sorry it didnt work out
>>701605282
>http://imgur.com/a/0ikif/all
Here you go yunoposter, 130 images to go.
byebye
Claimed
>>701606442
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>>701606455
i have a personal theory that those who maintained contact with one or more people throughout their lives can't stop caring.
>>701606533
Legs/feet best
>>701606768
Claiming
Here's a cute little drawing of Yuno being all cute.
>>701605282
>>701606105
If you thought that what I was listening to was vile enough, I wonder what you'll think about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6oSVDU_Tvg
>extra comfy yes please
>>701606304
Oh I see. You're good for sticking by them usually I'll just leave if people argue about meaningless stuff
>>701606533
Is it because you're concerned about your weight? Or just too lazy like me?
>>701606612
i could feel the "want to erp senpai (・ω・)" before you even posted it
i'm on a whole new level, my dude
(・ω・)
>>701606687
Never know!
>>701606768
Well, I just hope to stop caring to a certain extent, then~.
>>701607001
dude same
>best fox is claimed
>>701606612
That will cost you one SShizuru
>>701606642
*boat
>>701607153
To an extent, you shouldn't care about what people think about you too much.
>>701606304
Hey esdeath you cutie
Didn't notice you there
How are you doing?
>>701606718
Yea well now I get to play more fire emblem.
And talk to you ofc
>>701607001
I thought this was for me only
>>701607087
Wew, this is quite the opposite of comfy yes
I'm going to finish one song!
>Come here then, it's my specialty
>>701606859
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>>701607153
Just erp already.
>>701607468
>>701607468
Yuuko x Yuuko
>>701605349
That's pretty nice.
>>701606105
Added a Dark Meta Knight and Marx Soul skin for Meta Knight as well as a few more tracks, Satsuki's theme should work well over bridge of Eldin, and a few other things like that Waluigi mod.
>>701607439
Why would I deprive the rest of the world from such a fabulous drawing?
>>701607439
i would be sad if you didnt. hope you find fire emblem fun
>>701607468
>Just erp already.
>implying i would ever do something so disgusting to my kouhai
>>701607664
(・ω・)
>>701607352
Oh. Well you're still top of the line military hardware. I'd hate to do anything wrong.
And since i was never taught boat anatomy, i need a very thorough explanation of what you want.
>>701606612
Well then i can't help you. Can't be something i'm not, sadly.
>>701606521
For some reason, that one felt lewd.
Meow
>>701607087
you kidding me I love arguments listening to them anyway not so much participating
>>701607439
im good just sitting around hbu?
>>701607568
Happy
>>701607810
Did your birthday happen yet?
>>701607664
Not with me. I'm a pure soul~ ~ ~
>>701607977
>>701607664
This will happen.
>>701607810
>>701607977
>
>>701607940
I just stole you milk
>>701607001
That killed me a little
>>701606290
No, you have the freedom to change. But you probably don't want to do that here on /waifu/. Lord knows you won't hear the end of it...
>>701606300
Then don't ruin it for us.
>>701606399
>Tfw winter is best season.
>>701606533
I'm not Saber, I'm Laura. Did Saber need me for something?
>>701606784
>
I don't dig the whole feet thing though
>>701607087
Uh, both really
Also don't feel like food should be wasted on me
>>701608197
Sorry, I went full retard again
>>701608197
Hmm... I think we're talking past each other again.
I'm not switching waifus.
I've just been accepted as an honorary boat.
>>701607977
Three more days!
>pure soul
we can only keep our late night erp sessions a secret to the masses for so long
(・ω<)
>>701607679
>satsuki's theme
oh god thats a great one
bridge of eldin is one of the better stages imo
waluigi skin, or whole new character?
>>701607688
i feel like its too lewd for the world
no one needed to see that
>>701607766
you dont have to be sad tomoko
me however am sad, did you play awakening?
I cant get past this one scene without bawling my eyes out
>>701607970
same, listening to some old dutch hiphop and playing fire emblem
>4:30 am
times goes by so fast
>>701608197
It is.
>>701608230
I like it all
>>701608385
>Watches
Mother 3 is a perfect game
>>701607940 l
Just fuck it or the boat will fuck you
>>701608513
Soon I will be relevant to the whole world.
>>701608488
well you are here so i wont be. and no whats awakening? dragon age?
>>701608606
why does a grown woman look like a child?
>>701608488
no sleep for you huh
>>701608520
commence face into ass
>>701608385
hat will you do to celebrate?
Miho wont approve~.
Do you talk to anyone here outside of thread?
>>701608544
You're perfect
Claimed. I like my waifu a little on the wicked side.
>>701608520
i want to sniff those butts
>>701607439
On my way. Make sure to tuck me in like a child
>>701607970
Depends. I like to argue when others have actual content to back them up. If they're just being dumb I'll walk away
>>701608230
I also feel that way about a lot of things. That's mainly why I don't go to the doctor
>>701608595
Neither of those sound like bad things, but... If i'm in charge...
>
Goodnight. Three songs tonight, because Earth, Wind & Fire a top tier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQOZOqRDMG8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwt2mXPuH-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwc0AW67CmA
>>701608776
Oh my
>>701608825
I didnt say no.
Claiming, despite the cost.
>>701609117
jews
>>701607153
you got me my senpai (・ω・)
>>701607352
sounds like a great offer
>>701607940
very sadly
>>701608520
I just don't get the thing that people enjoy about them. Then they have these footjob things which I find particularly disturbing
Long hair is also a huge hng for me
>>701608935
My parents are trying very hard to get me to go to the doctor. I really should go but I a) can't get there easily and b) don't think it will make a difference
>>701608628
?
>>701608737
fire emblem, sorry wasnt clear
someone dies and i just cant keep it together
even after playing for over 5 times
>>701608776
well i like it too much here
you make me do this
>>701608935
>finished one song
i gotta be honest that was quite the challenge, it was a bit more rough than what you posted in discord
im a great tucker, dont worry.
I have special soft pillows its the best
>>701609117
>not september
ill let you go because earht wind and fire
but only this time
night man
>>701608488
I've also got Nui's them over melee battlefield and blumenkrans over Fountain of Dreams, though you probably haven't heard it yet.
You should catch up on KLK.
Bridge of Eldin is one of the few stages i'd leave unmodded.
Whole new character.
>>701609117
Goodnight, Shiro!
>>701608991
Keep going
>>701608520
That image is lewd, watching is lewd.
Please delet this.
>>701608825
Probably just my regular posting! Maybe do stuff with family, get some cake or something.
I don't want to go anywhere, really.
Miho doesn't need to approve~.
Mm, I frequent a Rabb.it room with a bunch of people who go on here. We kinda just talk and watch videos, anime, or movies. Pretty cozy stuff.
>>701609231
want to erp (・ω・)
>>701609494
>Nui's them
I meant theme
>>701609150
You're just testing me~
>>701609117
Goodnight beautiful
>>701609329
I just have a fetish for them.
>>701609541
No
>>701608776
>commence face into ass.
Which one?
>>701608340
Oh.
>>701608361
Regardless, I gave you specific instructions to not follow their ways. Enlighten me, how exactly are you a part of them?
>>701608520
This is why I want to move closer North, so the cold can last longer.
>>701609541
yes(・ω・)
>>701609541
post steam
Claimed
>>701609644
Yeah i would like to move too. South sucks in the summer.
>>701609329
I don't think it would make a difference for me either. And if I ended up being diagnosed with something bad I wouldn't want to have treatments anyway
>>701609433
I'm surprised you listened to more than 15 seconds congrats man. And my pillow sucks so much I could really use something else right now.
>>701609709
ok (・ω・)
*does the sex to you*
>>701609603
delet it this instant
>>701609831
u
>>701609433
oh its ok ill be here if you want to talk about them
>>701609893
Hello hello Kotori~
>>701605349
Heya! What's up?
>>701606149
Hey o. How are ya love?
>>701610079
Im conflicted
>>701609603
Everyone has their thing. I can't really think of anything particular for myself at the moment though
>>701609644
I think I was talking to Saber earlier. And for whatever reason thought you were Saber. Do you still love me? :(
>>701610056
I have things, I stopped taking medication because I told my doctor I really didn't want to take pills every day for the rest of my life. Turns out I should have because I really need something to keep me from becoming unhinged
>>701610079
OH MY GOD GET A ROOM TO DO THAT
>watches from doorway
>>701610079
*very lewdly undresses*(・ω・)
>>701610381
You will find one trust me.
>>701610174
see >>701609117
But since I'm still around, I'll inform you my day was fantastic. I hope yours was too. Goodnight Nico.
>>701609532
Who knew i had such a lewd master. Well if you say so...
>
>>701610381
*does the sex to you from a distance*
(・ω・)
>>701610506
*gets into my yuuko aioi fursuit*
(・ω・)
>>701609494
>nuis theme
hey thats a really good song to put in a smash game i like it, its good in general tbh. it gets better and better okay wow
i really should watch it. I have more free time tomorrow i will start again
the themes got me really excited
>>701610056
yea i feel like a big boy right now
yea i bought them because i always had trouble sleeping, especially with pillows in general
come quick im warming up the bed for you
>>701610146
i dont want to spoil too much but they give you options how to save her but she dies anyway
and it sucks ass
>>701610680
>yuuko aioi fursuit
>>701609644
Couldn't tell you. I was told i was cute enough to be a boat, and they let me in the... club? I guess?
What the fuck is happening.
>>701610640
Oh sorry >~< goodnight love, sleep well.
>>701610680
>fursuit
Waaa?
>>701610829
n e v e r
p o s t
t h a t
i m a g e
>>701610918
lewd dudes
(・ω・)
>>701609433
Im sorry I just like you alot
>>701610680
*slowly reveals my huge (・ω・)*
