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This woman cut into a bike lane and slammed on the brakes in front of a group of cyclists. What would /b/ do?
http://www.bikelaw.com/2016/08/26/charlotte-bike-accident-attorney-road-rage/
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Not give a fuck. Cyclists are the most annoying douchebags on the road, except for skateboarders and idiots in their electric chairs.
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>>701590516
Applaud her. Cyclists should not be on the road. They are essentially pedestrians, just moving slightly faster.
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>>701590516
/b/ doesn't have to do anything

bitch is going to have a hefty civil suit as it is
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>>701591522
NYPA, bikefag
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meh
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>>701591656
Not bait for me. I hate how smug they are, how they want equal/greater status on the road. Then they don't follow any of the rules (What red light? Who needs stop signs?) and almost cause accidents.
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>>701591656
Shit tier b8 mate, negative 8/8
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>>701591524
>bike lane
don't worry you might learn to read once school starts again
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She is actually kinda cute, in a crazy-eyes amazon way
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>>701590516
I'd beat the shit out of her. Alas, I'm no cyclist so it would never happen
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>>701591281
>>701591524

Agree with these, fuck cyclists, biggest fucktards ever. None of them are ever actually going anywhere, they are just going out of their way to be fucking annoying lance armstrong wannabes.
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>>701592038
>bike lane
So that would be a lane on the sidewalk? No, wait...
Also, enjoy your b& faget
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>>701590516
Why is this thread still here?

You've posted personal information TWICE now.

Delete this shit.
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>>701592345

tell it like it is basement fatass
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>>701592441
Reported already. He'll be b&
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Look if you're in a car you should not fuck with cyclists.

HOWEVER, in my experience in a car and on a bike, cyclists are about the most aggressive, entitled little shits I've ever been around. They expect us to follow the laws perfectly but then they go around breaking their own laws.
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>>701590516
Take this faggot shit over to /fit/
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>>701592705
I hope one of them runs over your limp penis faggot
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>>701592705

Exactly this, I have seen them run red lights, constantly switch between sidewalk and road, ignore stop signs, take up entire lanes instead of moving to the side and so on.
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>>701592345
You're just mad because they're in better shape than you. Meanwhile you're burning the earth's resources just so you can continue to be a lazy, selfish, fat fuck.
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>>701590516
sage & [-]
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>>701592881

Found the angry cyclist skinny fat faggot. You won't be lance armstrong you queer and he was juicing.
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>>701592705
>Car > bike
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If you ride a bike over the age of 16 just kill yourself. Truly pathetic. Unless you have a DUI, then you get a pass.
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>>701592881
The bait here gets worse and worse. What's sub-shit-tier?
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>>701593017

If they rode a cycle for actual transportation, I wouldn't be so annoyed, but they are always full spandex, riding around high speed large roads in groups and generally fucking up traffic while going nowhere.
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>>701590516
>What would /b/ do?

Probably mutter 'dumbass' and be about my business.

I hate cyclists that ride on the road, but that lady sounds like a cunt.
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What I just don't understand is why car drivers seem to feel so fucking entitled to not have cyclists on the lanes period.

If it's a highway I understand but otherwise, unless they're purposely going slow as fuck, what's the fucking problem?

just because they can't afford or don't want to drive a car you're somehow better than them?

Elitist as fuck.
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>>701593261

She's not the cunt we want, she's the cunt we need.
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>>701593169
Drooly diarrhea tier.
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Marry her. Amazing woman
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>>701593336

Look at the picture, you think any of those faggots are going anywhere? No, they are riding around in full spandex garb like homos, purposely riding around on major roads like dickholes. They are all around nice areas, they are annoying as fuck. I would fucking cheer if I actually saw a cyclist going somewhere.
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>>701593336
Quit saying "they" you stupid weeb pussy. Get a job and a car and you'll learn to hate these entitled pussies.
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>>701593336
>If it's a highway I understand but otherwise, unless they're purposely going slow as fuck, what's the fucking problem?

Because it's dangerous. They're traveling slower than the flow of traffic, they're more difficult to see than another car, a lot of them don't follow traffic laws, and they are completely unprotected if they get into a crash with a car.

I like riding a bike. It's fun and it's good exercise, but cyclists should not be on the road with cars. Even bike lanes are a poor compromise. They should either be on separate bike paths, or on the sidewalk.
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>>701591281
This guy gets it
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>>701593007
I'm not trying to be Lance Armstrong, faggot. I guarantee I'm happier and in better shape than you and I can fuck for hours. People like you are the reason we have such shitty air quality in some places.
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>>701590516
good fuck cyclists
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>>701591524
Except that they have a legal right to be on the road, dipshit. You're probably the type of faggot who honks at people using the crosswalk.
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>>701593836

You mean that distended stomach and sloppy shit body with slightly larger thighs? Oh yeah, super attractive.

Cars are not the major polluter, things like coal plants and such are.
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>>701593336
because car driver pay for registration and bikefags don't so they shouldn't even be using the road
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>>701590516
I've done this in an old truck because a group of cyclists wouldn't move over. Didn't kill any of them but knocked the few of them over when the smashed into the bed of my truck. Fuck these faggots.
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>>701593336
The issue is that cyclists are entitled douchebags. Not sure where you are from, but in the US, the roads are paid for by gasoline taxes. If you aren't paying to use and maintain the roads, you have no business being on them. What we need are dedicated lanes that are separate from the car lanes and inaccessible to cars through the use of barriers or curbs so that eveyone is safe. Then make cyclists pay a bike registration fee to maintain those lanes. Watch as those lanes sit completely unused onceit costs money, and then you'll see who is entitled.
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>>701594158

Doing god's work anon.
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>>701593836
> I guarantee I'm happier and in better shape than you and I can fuck for hours.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>701593336
Fuck they don't go slow as fuck on purpose they're just slow as fuck
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>>701590516
Give her a fucking award.

The cyclist fucking deserved it.

t. motorcyclist
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>>701594097
No, pedestrians are usually courteous and respectful. Cyclists are rude asshole faggots who run red lights and weave in and out of lanes without signalling and cry whenever a car comes within 10 feet of them. Sorry about your AIDS.
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>>701590516
She looks like a man
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>>701593619
Since when is "going anywhere" a requirement for using public roads? Go fuck yourself.
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>>701594101
>Cars are not the major polluter

You have revealed yourself as a fucking idiot, Congratulations. That's why they made a law says by 2025 most cars will have to get 54 mpg.
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>>701593836
Buttmad skinny fat cyclist over here
How does it feel to be so angry and useless
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>>701594531
Yeah, all of them do that.
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>>701594272
If they just stayed single file at the side of the road, it would be fine...but no, these fucking pieces of shit always take up 2 to 4 side by side blocking the god damn way. I never mind the single rider just trying to get to work, but these spandex fags deserve to die
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>>701592038
>bike lane

oh you mean the extra 5 feet of space that was a car lane but now, even though my gas tax paid for the repaving and repainting, is a lane that cyclists don't even bother using?
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>>701592345
This 100%, thats why they fucking dress like dweebs so that everyone knows they are SERIOUS CYCLISTS. they have no destination they are just in the way.
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as a cyclist myself, I can tell you we get equal hate for being on the pavement as we do for being on the road. I've literally had someone Yell "you should be riding that on the road" whilst he was standing on top of the painted sign marking the cycle lane.
I've also been told to ride it on the pavement by motorists, I ride over to the side to let cars pass when I can but when I need to get into the lane to be visible for a maneuver it will inevitably annoy motorists as I slow their day down by a full 5-10 seconds.
You can't win on a bike, I ride one because I don't need to travel far, I can't afford a car, it's some of the little exercise I get and I enjoy it as well. There's something satisfying about getting somewhere under your own steam instead of just pressing some pedals.
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>>701590516

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
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>>701590516
>What would /b/ do?
/b/ would probably speed up instead of hitting the brakes
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>>701594616
Roads are for transportation. That's why the department of transportation maintains them. Maybe the department of faggot leisure activities should investigate these incidents.
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>>701594693
Industrial, and Electrical generation produces more Carbon emissions than cars do.

Also reduction MPGs don't necessarily mean a reduction in pollutants or carbon emissions.
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>>701590516
>http://www.bikelaw.com/2016/08/26/charlotte-bike-accident-attorney-road-rage/

they got what they deserved. those arrogant fucks think they own the road for some reason. i'd run em all down if i thought i could get away with it
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>>701592705
yeah fuck bike riders, morons go all over the place and do whatever they want then turn pissy if you don't slow down to 5mph for them

get on the sidewalk, manchild faggots
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>>701594832
>just pressing some pedals
What do you think those little dangly foot apparatus are called on your bike?
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>>701590516
Good. Cyclists are literal cancer.
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>>701590516
Id fuck her. For her act of kindness id even eat her ass. This woman is a fucking saint
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>>701592705

This.

I live in the country and there are a few two lane roads where cyclists love to ride near the bluffs and river.

A few years back there was some big shit-fit about cars going to fast around cyclists and being dicks to them. For sure that is stupid - there's no reason to risk hurting someone just because they were on the bike.

A couple of weeks later, the state police set up some surveillance and other stuff and issued a bunch of tickets - all to the cyclists.

When I ride near my house, I don't have head phones on, I'm constantly looking for cars, I don't ride during times when it is going to be busy, and if two cars are going to in opposite directions and will cross anywhere near me, I'll get off the road so I don't have to worry about being hit and they don't have to worry about hitting me.
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http://www.charlotteobserver.com/living/liv-columns-blogs/theoden-janes/article98068002.html
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>>701594832

Okay faggot, so you admit you slow us down and I'm telling you it's a lot longer than 5-10 seconds most of the time. If you paid taxes to ride on the road I would not give a shit but you don't, you're a fucking faggot that should ride his boytoy on the sidewalk with all the other pedestrians.
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>>701594616

Those ones paid for by gasoline tax?

>>701594693

Getting higher mpg doesn't mean they pollute less. They are also pushing for "clean coal" to try to clean that up too along with cleaning up all sorts of other major polluters. A standard commuter vehicle isn't polluting very much.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/christopherhelman/2013/06/10/americas-20-worst-corporate-air-polluters/#53a0b90b4c70

Just a quick example of companies that are polluting heavy.
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>>701594939
Kek. Bikes are a mode of transportation. It's not against the law to go for a "Sunday drive" or to see the countryside or ocean. Get over it or kill yourself.
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>>701595268

Thank you for being one of the good cyclists, you are alright and aren't a dildo like those fags pictured above.
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>>701595396
I like cutting bike fags off in canyons in the hope they will get rekt out there
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>>701595363
If you're riding around on a $2,000 bike, chances are you also have a car. Don't be so retarded.
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>>701590516
They don't pay road tax so fuck them.
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Only good cyclist is a dead cyclist
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>>701591281
Give her a medal. Cycle fags in the DC area are a fucking menace and act like they own the road.
Fuck all of them up their stupid asses.
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>>701595537
None of them do. Any of them.
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>>701595396

If I go for a Sunday drive, it consists of getting in my car and driving to a destination for my Sunday, getting out of the car and then doing some type of activity at the place I just traveled too.

You will, jump on your dildo machine proceed to ride in front of 10 cars, 8 of them which are people who are going to work while you a faggot limp dicked bike rider is dildoing your ass to just ride up and down the fucking bendy roads all day maybe stop in the park with your other faggot friends to suck them off.

Nah bro,

get fucked.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assets_owned_by_Hearst_Corporation

and now you know why the media isn't exactly reporting her as the aggressor. Look who owns the media.
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>>701595396
You seem to have a standard faggot answer for everything but you won't touch the fact that drivers pay to use the roads but cyclists don't. Let's see you explain why you have a right to be there.
>inb4 because the law says so
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>>701595768
Nice justification. It's not like you can do the exact same thing, but on a bicycle. Grow up.
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>>701595519

Except there are like 8 faggots talking about not using a car at all and only cycling everywhere. If you want to cycle around on off hours, whatever, but the faggots that clog up roads at rush hour going nowhere, fucking eat a bag of dicks.
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>>701595807
Kek, the law says so. Don't like it, move.
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>>701595807

My wife and I each own a car, and bicycles. Is it ok for us to ride our bikes on the road?
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>>701595807

Alot of cyclists also have cars?
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>>701596010
Move
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>>701595785
The media isn't reporting anything because it is a non-story. Nobody was harmed, only slightly inconvenienced. If the media reported every minor inconvenience that happens across the country, there would be 184 million news articles a day.
Also, who the fuck didn't already know what the Hearst corporation was you fucking retard
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>>701596056

You mean those laws cyclists hate to follow like stopping at lights, right of way, stop signs and signaling?
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>>701595519
Then why are they riding on it instead of by car?
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>>701596073
No, it's not
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>>701596124

I'm good, I just ride extremely close, honk my horn, pass retardedly close and will happy put a bullet in one if they get stupid and call it stand your ground. Fuck off cycle fags.
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>>701594963
>Also reduction MPGs don't necessarily mean a reduction in pollutants or carbon emissions.
Not sure what kind of mental gymnastics you're trying to pull here but it's pretty obviously the point of the whole fucking law.
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>>701596156
If you disobey traffic laws, you should get a ticket. Ever hear of car accidents or DUIs? It goes both ways, faggot.
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>>701596079
Is that a question or a statement?
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>>701595944


Except you don't pay taxes and it would take you x3 longer to get to place therefor endangering people on the road with your fucking aluminum stick. You don't get that you riding your Bike causes more problems.

Why don't all you faggots that like to ride get together and put money into a bike track you wanker and go there much like the cunts that want to race on the road, ya know what they did here in Australia? They built a rally track for all the young people that wanted to race, they can race there.

Fuck off and be productive about your activity you like doing and stop being part of the problem because I will never stop if I hit a bike rider and it's because of fuckers like you I won't.
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>>701593336
in the middle of rush hour is when most of them choose to ride. They are pushy, arrogant assholes.
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>>701596056
why would you even want to put yourself on the road surrounded by cars where you can get fucked up easily.

i always ride my bike on the sidewalk because i don't want to die and fuck what the law says about riding on the sidewalk
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>>701596245

Fuck you. I've paid more in taxes than you will earn in your life.
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>>701596333

Except they do it constantly, I have yet to see a cyclist around here follow the law, mostly cause they are entitled faggots like you.
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>>701590516
I have no problem with people who want to ride bikes on the road.

However, if they're on the road they should follow the same laws that cars do.

Most of the time I see a bicyclist on the road I see them squeeze through cars backed up at a red light, then go through said red light. Or roll past stop signs. The list goes on...
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>>701596259
If you get so triggered by cyclists you should probably just stay home so they won't upset you so much.
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>>701596056
No need to move. I have run dozens of bikers off the road and I will continue to, thanks for the advice though.
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>>701596156
This.
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>>701593836

oh god your tears are delicious
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>>701596505

If you don't like cars driving so close to you on a road, you should probably leave your cycle at home so you don't get so upset.
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Buy a bulk box of these get ahead of bikefags and spread...drive back by and kek
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>>701596435
Sounds like that's a problem with your local police department not enforcing the law
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>>701596156

cyclists btfo

>damage control incoming
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bitchfizz
90% of people marry there 7th grade love. since u have read this, u will be told good news 2night. if u don't pass this on nine comments ur worst week starts now this isn't fake. apparently if u copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. you will either get kissed or asked out in the next 53 minutes
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>>701595326

> ride his boytoy on the sidewalk with all the other pedestrians

I'd ride it on the sidewalk if it weren't literally illegal to do so you fucking shitstain.
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>>701596398
This was that sub-shit-tier b8 I previously mentioned. If that was even true, you'd be truly retarded for not knowing how to shield yourself from having to pay a lot in taxes. Taxes are for poor people. Fuck off faget.
>Poorfag detected
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>>701591868
Bicyclists and motorcyclists can both go suck a cock
Get a real 4 wheeled vehicle, assholes
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>>701596622

That and all cyclists generally never follow the law, you will notice everyone has that same complaint, so it isn't like all cops just ignore it everywhere in the country, they just do it all the time anyway.
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Biking keeps you in shape
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>>701595207
Haha okay fair, you got me there. But my point was more along the lines of, using the power of your muscles and endurance to make the distance rather than relying on the power supplied by a machine

>>701595326
what do you think damages a road more? a several hundred kg car or a 80kg bike and rider? Also riding on the pavement puts a greater risk to pedestrians as most pavements are too narrow to easily fit a cycle and pedestrian as well as the fact that most pedestrians don't pay a great deal of attention whilst walking as they don't expect any danger, whilst motorists have to take a test which includes a part about being aware is potential hazards.
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>>701590516
I'd fucking high five her, cyclists are a plague.
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If your going to be on a bike, get a fucking motorcycle for gods sake. Stop riding a fucking faggot pedal bike. If you are doing it for exercise, get a work out bike and get out of the fucking road. Otherwise don't be mad when i kick up dirt and rocks in your faggot face when i pass your ass trying to make a cuck domino with your autistic friends
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>>701596398
>35
>chef at Wendy's
>225k a year
Amiright?
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>>701594180
State and federal taxes pay for the road you entitled douchebag. More people should bicycle where they need to go instead of being lazy fatasses.
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>>701597007
007 Bond Anon Bond
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>>701597007

We should send this broad some chocolate and flowers with a thank you balloon.
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>>701593724
>on the sidewalk
>>701595203
>get on the sidewalk
>>701596388
>i always ride my bike on the sidewalk
The reason you shouldn't ride on the sidewalk is that you are going much faster than a pedestrian, and drivers and pedestrians aren't looking out for fast moving vehicles on the sidewalk. Pulling out of a driveway, walking out of your house, turning a corner are all dangerous now because you're riding your bike on the sidewalk like a child.
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>>701596802
Not here in Australia you dumb cunt only in major cities is it illegal to ride on the pedestrian side walk and other town basically apart from fucking Melbourne/Sydney and you're fine.

We may live in different countries but you're still a primo faggot.
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>>701596073
>>701596079
you know you have to pay per vehicle so why even mention this
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>>701597143
not as dangerous as riding beside cars and trucks and if i hit a pedestrian my life is hardly in danger
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>>701597111

>live in place that gets 100+ during the summer
>ride bike to work 15 miles as that is a standard distance most people travel here
>drenched in sweat, go to work stinky and change in bathroom
>work day smelling like shit, repeat at work

So that is your plan? Good call retard.

Then let's go into the rest of the year when it is icy or in the north where it is cold as shit, ride a bike, good call. This is how we know you don't have a real job and probably live in a place that so happens to have the mix of reasonable weather and distance to facilitate this.
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>>701597310
Way to go propagating the stereotype of bicyclists as entitled double standard faggots.
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>>701597111
You are more than welcome to bike to work in December in Cleveland since you are such a believer in the cause.
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>>701596950

It's up to you, the bike rider to have the necessary skills to not fuck someone up, why don't you get that owning and riding a bike is your choice when the collective agreement in what do you travel in on the road, is a fucking car.

Finance your bike riding somewhere it's not a major inconvenience against everyone that doesn't ride and maybe we all wouldn't give a shit.
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>>701597111
Gas taxes make up the majority of funds for road repairs and improvements asshole.

If you're not paying them then your claim to having fair use of them doesn't hold up.
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>>701597482
the pedestrians life isn't in danger either... who the fuck dies from getting hit by a bicycle
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>>701597682

Hey, if they don't travel at 25+mph on their bike, their dreams of Tour De France will never happen! THEY ARE TRAINING!
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>>701592822
>>701592865
>>701592865
>>701592865

confirmed asshole biker
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>>701597775
i just ride a mountain bike
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hit bikefags with large soft drinks kek as they crash loads of kekz
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>>701597921
WilderFag
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>>701590516
Why is she giving herself the middle finger?
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>>701598074
:(
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>>701591281
the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed the road law says i'm allowed etc
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>>701597668
These people still pay taxes on roads and have a right to travel. And we are all paying for our gasoline as a nation with blood and taxes, even when we don't buy any.
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>>701598145
Because she is batshit crazy
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>>701598353
This thread is the shittiest b8 ever
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>>701590516
FUCK CYCLISTS!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>701597508
>Cleveland

Nobody told you to move to that shithole of a city.
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>>701590516
FUCK CYCLEFAGS
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>>701590516
FUCK CYCLISTS!!!!
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>>701594939
Jesus Christ. Underrated post.
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>>701598579
Who moved to Cleveland?
Nobody told you to be too gay to drive a car to work, you just decided to. Or are you born that way?
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>>701590516
Why is she flipping herself off?
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>>701598407
Maybe you are just a degenerate piece of shit?
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>>701598947
I bet I'll live longer than you and when you die of obesity related causes I will piss on your grave and make fun of you.
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>>701599319
So you're coming to Cleveland? Great, see you around!
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>>701597527
well for the most part it is illegal to ride on the pavement, but that aside pedestrians are a lot less predictable than cars or cyclists. Cars and bikes can only travel forwards, no strafing. and if turning, vehicles will also (not in the case of bmw's) indicate beforehand.
Passing a test proving you are capable of driving in a safe manor is prerequisite of driving as they can cause more damage to those around them, whilst crashing on a bike is more likely to just injure the cyclist.
Also it's not my choice to ride a bike over drive, as a student I simply can't afford to own a car, nor would it be necessary for the sort distance I would need to travel.
Also I agree, there are plenty of bad cyclists out there and people who do it in groups and not single file are cunts, but regular cyclists should not cause you any major inconvenience
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>>701597508
I have biked to work in February in NY, because I mean what I say but it seems like you thought otherwise.
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>>701599319

>no one works out except cyclists
>much like runners, your constant aerobic activity eats away at muscle so you look like a flabby weirdo

http://breakingmuscle.com/endurance-sports/endurance-training-is-bad-for-your-heart

Too much cardio damages your heart, have fun with that. Normal people just lift and do HIIT instead of running and riding around like a retard all the time.
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>>701595249
Look again. Adams apple. Tall, mannish.
Why isn't his name Caitlyn?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY2guZlgrz4
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>>701599810

Let me know when you bike into work in the summer in louisiana or houston or something. If you aren't dead, you won't be very popular at work.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKdOANVc8M
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>>701590516
give her a fucking medal
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>>701600024
Yeah I ain't moving south again, those people are actually so retarded they make New Yorkers look smart. Fuck.
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>>701599839
Researchers at the University of Utrecht say that Dutch cyclists live longer than people who do not use a bike. They say the evidence proves that cycling is not just good for your health but adds an average of six months to life expectancy. People in the Netherlands cycle an average of 74 minutes per week.
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>>701599810
Yes, on a day when it was unseasonably warm with no snow. Congrats fag.
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>>701600421

74 minutes isn't that much for a week, so yeah, a slight bit of exercise is good for you, as pretty much everyone knows, but it doesn't have to be cycling, it could be literally any activity that gets your heart rate up.
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>>701600687
I know, such as doing your mum.
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it's about time someone stood up and said "no more"
first the mexicans, then the muslims, then the cyclists. America can be great again if it allows itself to be
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>>701600817
When are they gonna cull the fats?
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>>701596893
He's probably cutting a trench through the asphalt.
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>>701600807
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Laugh at the cyclists for being autistic.
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>>701600535
>implying
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>>701601085
I wouldn't really speak about autism being on toad pictures sharing board and all.
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>>701592622
Cyclists are assholes. Different anon. Don't have a problem with you getting your fit on but do it somewhere safe. Don't take your bike to busy thoroughfare slowing down and blocking traffic. Motorists in the USA (at least Most of them anyway) try to be sensible and give cyclists a wide birth because they don't want to kill anyone and these fucks decided to abuse that to extreme by biking in huge teams sucking up alot of road space. Buy a bike carriage or a bike rack, take your bike to the park and ride there in freedom and safety if you're a cycling hobbyist. Don't ride in tight busy roads in groups of 12.
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>>701600920
I don't understand your question
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-u1_6Q8fwk
I don't condone road rage, only neanderthals get caught up in it, but it is funny how bike riders think that having a bike cam will save them from having their as kicked or getting run over
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>>701600421
>average of six months to life expectancy.
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>>701601146
>not implying
>knowing
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>>701601318
That's an awful lot of suggestions, you are really considerate.
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>>701601516

To be fair, the truck was being a tool, he had his own lane he could have just gone into and went out of his way to be a dildo.
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This truly is the neckbeard board. I bet half the posters in this thread are pissed because they are such fatasses they could barely ride a bike and think those faggy bikers in gaysuits are insulting them by being in healthy shape. Kind of like feminazi whales hate on people who are in shape or good looking.
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>>701601656
Thank you.
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>>701592278
Lmao I work for Hearst Business Media
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>>701601618
>not knowing implying
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why don't runners get to use the road, whoa pull over your shoes are a vehicle tbh it makes sense that you get to use the road because you're the healthiest and most tax paying of all users shoejew
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>>701601516
No it really doesn't. I mean walking on the sidewalk isn't exactly safe either, some mad driver can still run you over.
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>>701601820
shhh
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>>701601922
Are your shoes wheels?
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>>701601721
Agree, and again, I think road ragers are juvenile idiots
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>>701601820
I ride something that alot more challenging than a bike.
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>>701602080
Are Feet shoes?

Jayden pls go.
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>>701602083
Say that to my face you lil shit.
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>>701601922
retarded logic, bike is mechanical with gears and can reach speeds greater than 15mph.
running is low speed and shoes are not a vehicle.
Go sit down whilst the adults speak.
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>>701595785
Trust me, Hearst doesnt give a shit about this bitch, she's only been there for 2 years.
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As a cyclist in a very bike-heavy city who uses it as his primary mode of transportation: everyone saying cyclists are entitled fucks are spot on.

I wish it wasn't so. I don't want some pissed off driver to clip me because of all the shit he's had to put up with, but I get it. For every one motorist who intentionally makes things worse for cyclists, there are a hundred pieces of shit on bikes running red lights, swerving into lanes, and generally acting as though no laws, not as pedestrians or vehicles, apply to them. I try to be one of the good ones but I'm so hopelessly outnumbered I doubt anyone even notices. I'm on my bike every day. I should be the one screaming loudest about 'cyclist rights'. But holy shit, we do not deserve them.
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>>701602185
Are tibia feet?
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>>701596148
This guy gets it.
Non-event.
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>>701602207
OK internet commando
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>>701601922

>shoejew
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>>701601820
The law clearly states that drivers cannot be inconvenienced in any way by any non-drivers. But seriously, have any of the triggered fags in this thread ever driven in a city? I have to keep from slamming into jaywalking niggers around Atlanta on a daily basis. It sucks, and it's a much greater problem than being stuck behind cyclefags for a few minutes before you can pass them.
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>>701602080
is a horse a wheel?
checked the mate
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>>701602092
What's that in the top left of your picture anon?
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>>701602511

Not him, but it looks like one of them new fangled mountain bikes people ride on trails, you know, where cycles belong.
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>>701590516

Give her a medal, fuck bikes.

They've got no business being on our roads.
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>>701601820
No one cares about how fit they are. Cyclists are a hazard on the road. As many have stated they DO NOT follow traffic safety and DO NOT obey the same traffic laws that cars are beholden to. They ride slower than traffic which creates a hazard and a bottleneck and they are also not riding for transportation they are riding for recreation.

If you want to get your fit on and you aren't going from point A. to point B. Then go to a park or a trail or go to a rural area or a scenic bike path. You can ride there in safety and comfort. Or hell ride on the sidewalk. Don't take your bike to a busy byway and go in large groups and cause a mess for all the other motorists who are trying to get shit done like go to work or get food to cook for dinner.

Can you imagine staying late for work, being tired and then being stuck behind a pack of assholes who are just slowing down everyone behind them. Doesn't matter if you work at an IHOP or an office that shit is gonna piss you off. Half the time these jerks have plenty of room on the sidewalk and choose to utilize the road where there isn't enough space to accommodate them.

Cyclists can eat a dick.
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>her name is Roshan White
>Roshan
sounds like a Jew name. I hope that throw the book at that Jew hag.
also fuck bicyclists.
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>>701602080
So then unicyclists, razor scooter and skateboard riders, radio flyers, and kids wearing Heelys should be allowed on the road.
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>>701600175
But rural southerners who live in small towns with low crime can claim that metropolitan types in the NE are living in a fantasy world!
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>>701602612
>implying you can't ride a mountain bike on roads
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>>701602860

You can also put a boat in a pond, but it is pretty retarded.
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>>701597668
your argument is invalid. Conversely, I don't have kids in school, that doesn't exempt me from having to pay taxes that fund schools.
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>>701590516
30 riders riding tandem is actually against the law. They created a dangerous situation - typical cyclist cunts.
No one got hurt, but you are doxxing her and trying to ruin her?
Go fuck yourself OP. You're the worst kind of useless, crybaby faggot.
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>>701591281
We're better than skateboarders and atleast we get exercise you fat fucks
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>>701603136

You are just bolstering his argument.
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>>701603226

>no other form of exercise exists
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>>701603393
Being this dyslexic.
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>>701602777
shes the thing nerds kill in Dota2
>>701602808
Oh god, not the Heelys!
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>be me today riding motorcycle
>bike fag taking up my lane for no reason
>have to cross to other side of road to pass
>get stopped at red light
>93 degrees today, bike fag rolls up next to me sweaty and out of breath
>hold front brake, smoke the shit out of the rear tire when light changes
>enjoy breathing my fumes and rocks in face
>fuck bike fags
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>>701603158
>posts a dancing Spiderman
>calls OP a faggot
Kek
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>>701603680
to be fair the healthiest way to exercise is while inhaling exhaust fumes so it's hard to blame him
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>>701602665
Do you got a lose screw, people like that do the same thing with fucking other cars especially in no fault states. They're causing automobile wrecks because they don't like seeing something on the road and flip out with a immature temper tantrum. Just wait till it's one of your friends or family members that gets cut off from an accident caused by people like this see what you think about it then
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>>701604031
Nice try Amanda.
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>>701603850
OP is the dancing spiderman, you fucking moron
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Became adult. Bought car. Left bike at parents house. Grown ass man. Only poor ride bikesbut pretend it's a lifestyle. Be grown ass man, not poor on a bike.
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>>701604002
never understood bikers and why they choose to inhale exhaust fumes. most trucks shoot their exhaust to the passenger side where bike lanes are too and trucks have the nastiest exhaust.
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>>701604214
Sounds like you got a screw loose. It's bullshit happening on the roads like people intentionally causing automobile wrecks and getting away with it that makes ancap libertarian stuff and not funding the damn road anymore seem reasonable.
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>>701604263
Is this how kids envision adulthood?
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>>701602665
everyone pays for the road you dummy
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>>701605199
No, just all non-millennials.
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>>701602730
I know maybe we should ban motorists travelling for purpose of recreation while we are at that, shouldn't we?

Set up a road block and ask for paper and intention of travel etc.
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>>701593836
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>>701605475
So, grown up kids?
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You guys will argue about anything.
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>>701605847
FUCK YOU IM A BIG BOY I PRESS THE PEDAL I GO FAST YOU NOT GET IN MY WAY ITS ALL MINE I SHOULD ATTACK YOU WITH MY BIG BOY CAR FOR DOING THINGS I DONT LIKE
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>>701590516
I would donate to her legal defense fund. Seriously - cyclists can suck a dick.
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>>701591524
This
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>>701606023
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>>701602207
>found the road rager
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>>701592075
Agreed anon
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>>701590516
She resembles Steve Carell
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Fuck those cyclefags.
This whole thing is bullshit, I saw this days ago in the local news.

Those dickhead bikers were going 2 astern side-by-side making it near impossible for traffic to safely pass the bike lane, And so this woman cussed them and gave them the finger.

After they doxxed her and people started shitting on them, they fabricated this shit about her driving into their lane and slamming on brakes (which was not in their original telling of the story)
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Cyclists are cancer. Go ride your bike in a park or some shit, streets are for automobiles.
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I like biking but I prefer going on trails in parks and shit. If I bike in the road I'm always mindful of my surrounding and I don't fuck with cars because I'm not suicidal or a dumbass.
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This just convinced me private ownership of cars might of been a mistake.
Maybe it should all be public transportation and registration of business vehicles every time they want to get out on the pavement.
Everyone else can go back to fucking horses.
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I live in the CBD so I don't need to drive or ride a bike, but anyone who buys into the cyclists are cancer meme is a retard who has taken the bait of the oil company and pharmaceutical Jews hook line and sinker.

They want you to burn fuel and get out of shape so you'll burn through medication as well, you fucking idiots.
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you know that cyclist was thinking
"oh boy, I can't wait to tweet this bitch"

they are Tumblrina grade road users at best
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>>701602960
>fucking horses

that's for the MLP board
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>bike lane
Is /b/ to retarded to read? These people are in the bike lane so your not supposed to be driving in it any way as well most states want cyclists on the road and not side walks. Stop being triggered cyclists suck but she was in the wrong
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>>701607320
do you expect common sense to apply here?
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All of you motorists and cyclists are faggots, I'm a pilot and none of you faggots will ever rule the skies.
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>>701607320
>>701607953
See
>>701606820
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>>701607320

*Too retarded

Also, you're not always right. The bike lane is often the bus and right turn lane as well. The real problem is not every road can handle bikers fucking shit up but they insist on riding in the most dangerous traffic sections and conditions, often ignoring laws making things unpredictable for the rest of us.
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>>701608271
If that's true then that changes it for the story, thanks anon
Still though. A bike lane is for bikes if the cunt isn't in the bike lane just do what every other road raging driver does and run them over
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>>701608354
Last time I was driving my car, most of other drivers were going above speed limit or accelerate at yellow light like there is no tomorrow. I dunno man.
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