Celeb fap thread part deux
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Celeb fap thread part deux
RIP
>>701585416
>>701585272
god moar
Come join the celebs discord
https://discord.gg/NhtGvad
there actually gonna be some tits in this thread?
>>701585810
>>701585942
>>701585426
>>701585663
>>701585710
>>701585814
>>701585918
>>701586017
>>701585902
>>701586364
>celeb fap thread
>doesn't post a celeb
>>701586115
not funny
My cock is so hard
>>701585942
>>701586362
>>701586484
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0180411/
>>701586133
looks like a man in this one, bad photo
>>701586489
big?
>>701586484
how do you figure that's not a celebrity?
>>701586600
oh didn't realize it, i dont watch shitty movies
>>701586726
the funny part is he scrolled past like 3 actual not celebrities before landing on her and complaining
>>701586772
So instead you just waste your time attempting to call people out on the internet ending up looking like even more of a horses ass because you are wrong.
>>701586825
I thought it was pink before I google. What ever happened to her, she was hot.
>>701585942
You want 'tits,' eh?
>>701586987
>>701586736
Why would anyone need a zipper like that besides some type of elaborate maternity clothing is beyond me.
"it sucks porno"
>>701587540
Vanessa Hudgens is the best!
>>701587540
Oh yes!!! Pumping my cock hard and fast to her!!!
>>701587749
Kek you do know thats not Vannessa, right?
any celeb that makes me nut with 1 pic?
>>701587807
>>701587984
Are you asking yourself?
>>701587984
>>701587749
You're welcome
>>701588106
Herpes is for life.
>>701587984
>tfw you will neve ride the astro-orbiter with best ema
>>701588208
I'm pretty sure you mislabeled your Selena Gomez vid.
>>701587997
>>701587997
Saved!! Ty! Im gonna cum
wew
>>701588340
and I'm pretty sure you're fucking stupid
>>701588482
moaar
>>701588481
Wew indeed.
>>701588395
>>701588610
I've met Selena Gomez so I think I would know.
>>701587984
>>701588726
I've been to Mexico too
>>701588275
could do without the doggy stuff
>>701588726
>>701588813
The donkey show?
>>701588675
holy shit more
>>701586736
>>701589226
noice
>>701589065
>>701589009
Would be better, yeh.
>>701588683
Unless I see a pic of Jessica Alba's pussy staring me in the face, this thread is going to be a grave disappointment
Amy Schumer.
Hott daaaayum.
>>701589859
Please no bisons
>>701588673
PEAK MILEY
>>701589774
Are they growing Clawie?
>>701589902
Hot where?
>>701589805
Don't put us under that kind of pressure.
>>701589902
She looks like a human version of Miss Piggy.
>>701589819
>>701589902
hell yeah i want to smell her butthole
>>701589538
i'm not sure why so many girls think that whole app is cute. it's fucking weird, i ain't into interspecies erotica
>>701590120
Its a matching set, she sounds and probably smells like her too.
>>701589774
oh my
>>701590354
>>701590382
Well neither am I but I get why girls think it's cute and some do look cute with it.
>>701590506
Did she kiss a girl and like it?
>>701590680
It wasn't her intention...
>>701590802
It's my teenage dream tonight
>>701590896
You a Katy fan?
Someone post some sexy Jordyn Jones so my cock can get hard. Especially shorts and bikini stuff.
>>701590973
Big Katy fan
>>701590615
to each his own, i guess. so how you doing (dovebro)?
>>701590973
>>701591159
>>701591159
That's good anon. Me too. Huge fan..
>>701591207
Yeh it's me.
Pretty fine I guess. And you?
>>701591305
Them California girls bro...
>>701591480
>>701591526
Do you like her music?
>>701591127
>>701591596
Yes, don't judge me
>>701591512
had a feeling. meh, nursing the bruise on my cheek. got punched last night over a very fascinating girl.
>>701591814
Kek. How so?
>>701591771
Favorite album? Mine's probably Teenage Dream.
>>701591563
good look
>>701591649
Fuck. Let the fapping commence...
>>701591955
>>701592034
Can I cum yet?
>>701591958
It's the best, and my personal fave Katy era. And I assumed everyone only jerked off to her in these threads...
>>701592288
>>701592251
her music reminds me of being 15 again
who likes ugly girls with the bodies of men 6 months into hormone therapy?
>>701592251
Prism is a close second though. Roar, Dark Horse, This Is How We Do...I like most of her stuff, really.
>>701591927
i met a girl earlier this week and kind of had an awkward encounter. i saw her again last night at my friend's farewell party (he's moving westward) didn't expect to see her again, but we hit it off. while i was waiting on line for the bathroom, a chad walked up to me and demanded what the fuck i was doing. i gave him a look and said, "what does it look like?" so he punched me and told me to stay the fuck away from her. i instantly knew what it was all about.
>>701592550
How can you not?
I really wanna meet her, or see her up close...
>>701592167
hot. hotter. hottest.
>>701592784
I saw her at a concert in Montreal...she's so pretty in person.
>>701591596
Oh, she is a musican?
Jesus Christ why won't Emma just do a sex scene?
whitkini bestkini
>>701592616
Please tell me you left with some of his teeth in your pocket.
>>701592973
>>701592973
I'm jealous, never saw her live...
Is she sexier in person?
>>701593001
>>701592616
So did you say anything after that?
He probably was mad and jealous.
>>701593213
Very, very sexy. Especially dancing on stage in skimpy outfits.
>>701593390
>>701593265
>>701592616
>>701593305
Still Divebro here.
Plus I would have seen red and punched the shit outta him. Wouldn't have any control over myself.
>>701593390
>>701593390
Were you close to the stage and her?
>>701593705
I have a couple of Katy fakes, should I post?
>>701593705
Stroking hard to that pic. Edging.
>>701592510
WTF happened...
I mean seriously, she's already gotten over the main hurdle of landing a few roles/gaining some attention... now all she needs to do is remain marketable and plenty of roles/millions of dollars are coming her way
instead she gets fat... WTF - with a lucrative career ahead all she needs to do is stay in reasonable shape, earn millions and instead she gets fat... unless she sorts it out she'll fade into obscurity within two years
>>701593915
Yes, please. Love queen Nicki.
>>701593791
close enough to smell the cocoa butter on her from humping her black backup dancers
>>701593791
Close enough to see her tits jiggle.
>>701586115
>>701593919
She's not fat, she just has the build of a weak man.
>>701585272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHBHrIbqze0
>>701593881
>>701594221
They probably did that a lot...
Anyone want some Katy feet?
>>701586127
who is that?
>>701594444
Really nice to meet someone who loves Katy as much as I do.
>>701594443
Damn so fucking hot
>>701594275
that is fat/chubby... sure she's no ham planet but she's just let herself go when with minimal effort she could stay in shape
>>701594443
Almost ready to spill my cum for her.
>>701594550
Fuck off footfag
>>701594647
I wouldn't mind seeing her with another Katyanon
>>701594874
You mean going to a concert together?
>>701586127
>let me just make up for the fact i can't sing
>>701594647
Here it comes. "Let's jerk off on Skype and talk about how not gay we are!"
>>701594634
Faggot
>>701595171
Is that an offer
>>701595096
Preferably right up at the stage.
>>701589902
When did this become Most punchable faces thread?
>>701593983
Yes hard for Nicki's ass
>>701595280
That would be fun.
>>701586115
oprah?
>>701595250
Hnnng I love her ass
>>701595277
Learn the construction of a proper rejoinder. Comeback to you is just means the end of a good date.
>>701595413
Me too anon. Also her tits.
>>701586127
what a fucking slut, seriously
>>701595444
Close enough to see up any tiny dresses, hnng.
>>701595647
Do you ever fap and put on her music?
>>701595512
What would you do to the slut
>>701593092
>>701593305
>>701593646
sorry for the delay, my router is acting up.
i wish i could tell you i fought back, but i just stared at him. "what are you, some jilted ex?" my remark made him angry. i watched his shoulder shift and felt the blow to my stomach. the punch was imperfect because it didn't take the wind out of me, but it still fucking hurt. i fell on my knees, hearing him exclaim, "Stay the fuck away from her, understand?" everyone was staring at us. "understand?" he demanded. i refused to answer. he tried to knee me, but i leaned back and fell flat on my ass, back against the wall, dodging the attempt. he glared at me and pointed, "If you talk to her again I will rip your dick off." (seriously, he said that) and then he stormed off
>>701595647
Like this?
>>701595726
Get her to sit on my face.
>>701595754
Jodelle doesn't get nearly enough love in these threads. You're doing gods work anon.
>>701595879
>HNNNG
This webm is putting me close to the edge.
>>701595716
I only fap to Katy when I'm really horny
>>701594811
>>701595512
Love her tits want my cock between them
>>701593919
>>701596022
>>701585416
I'd have a threesome with both
>>701594275
>>701593919
She's in between roles and done shooting for the year. Give her a break. That's a horrible picture as well.
>>701596042
her eyes are kind of funny
any more pics from this session
>>701593705
hngg
>>701595754
I honestly would have killed him. If somehow I would have calmed down I would have answered to his:"I will rip your dick off" with:" That's gay".
Not disappointed that you didn't fight back. Everyone has his own way of reacting to situations like that. You were just calm and that's cool.
>>701595924
Id love to see her gangbanged
>>701596423
Lovely soles.
>>701596022
>>701596228
>implying she isn't a horrible-looking person 24/7
>>701586481
She mande my prepubescent dick diamonds in A Series of Unfortunate Events
>>701590382
If I'm correct it tones the skin somehow to make them look better. Thats why every fucking girl uses it.
>>701596321
>>701596777
post moar of that in the new thread. i'll continue my story
>>701597066
>>701597066
>>701589957
Bisons?
She made my 43-year-old dick diamonds in A Series of Unfortunate Events.
>>701596228
She's a hobbit
Is the Katyanon still here?
>>701595924
Time to fap
>>701591581
WTF is wrong with you fanbois? Emma is not very sexy and just average on the cuteness scale...
>>701588302
Is..is that young mat damon?
>>701597428
Shit it
>>701594550
I will never willingly fuck a democrat.
Fucking gross.
>>701586115
#dicksoutforharambe
>>701589902
Eine kike in ein dirndl? Nein, nein, nein.
>>701597032
Same.
She went downhill from there.
>>701597399
Guess his mother sent him to bed.
