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Welcome to the Church of Kek.

Only those with dubs are worthy to enter.

Trips means you become a meme magician.

Quads means you become a master meme magician.

Quints unleashes the ultimate HAPPENING.
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>>701581955
meme meme memememe
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Kek
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let me in blease
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>>701583406
BLAESE
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>>701583460
FUUUUCK
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>>701583491
NIGGERS
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i am not worthy
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Let me enter
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>>701583541
IM GOING TO FORCE MYSELF IN
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Checkem
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kek
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>>701583721
YOU FUCKING NIGGEEERS JUST GIVE ME DUBS CHECKEM NOW
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>>701581955
roll
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Kekkerino
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>>701583813
bye
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whats in it for us
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i am ready to ascend
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am mudslime
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my body is ready
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>>701583858
one last time
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rolling
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Pepe my brother..
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>>701583934
FUCK YOU KEK LET ME IN
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Let me in please
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Amen brother
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>>701583931
roll
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>>701583982
reroll
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>>701584022
come in,brother
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>>701581955

Praise Kek! May many a temple be erected in his name!
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May I enter?
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At last, I found peace...
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cmon man
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>>701584221
I'm sure the meme lord will forgive my failed trip with some dubs...
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Is this a place of memes and worship?
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rollin for worth
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Rolling
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i seek memes and dankness
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Rollin in the church.
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can i enter please?
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OH BOI HERE I COME
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>>701584523
fuck rolling again
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>>701581955
Deus Kek!
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Brothers let me in
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nignug
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Behold! For I am the Chosen One, to unleash the ultimate HAPPENING!
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>>701581955
I am worthy, these dubs say so.
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>>701583211
>>701584022
>>701584366
Fellow members. *tips fedora*
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Praise the kek
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O hai
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Roll
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>>701581955
Ayyyyyyy whats up guys

Cheked
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kek
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>>701584884
FUCK
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Open the door!
Get on the floor!
Everybody praise the kek lord!
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Not even gonna bother writing something. Next rolls will have only a .
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röll
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>>701581955
Ku Klux Quan
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Roll
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>>701584968
Reroll
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LET ME IN
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Meme
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>>701585052
If singles i will win the lottery and get a house in the next year
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hey guys praise kek amirite?
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All Hail Kek
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let me enter kek almighty
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>>701585155
Your wish has been granted, brother
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>>701581955
Based Church of Kek
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praise kek
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ineedthis
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let me show u my memes
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Roll
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pls b0ss
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I'm a nigger
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>>701584593
FUKK MY BUTT PUSSY
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Hail Kek, open your gates for me.
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hey
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I may or may not be a nigger
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>>701585463
ok im a nigger
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>>701585385
JUST FUCKING LET ME IN
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check'em
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dubs
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>>701585498
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trips plox b0ss
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kektus
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>>701585502
im just going to clingy girlfriend this thread until i get dubs
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>>701581955
ayy
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Trump will be president.
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fuck yall
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givmedubz
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fuck it, im in
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>>701585719
rollerino
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>>701585666
MEME

MAGIC
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rolly polly
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O shit roll
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I'm on the list u nig nog
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>>701585620
LEMME IN
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Spicy
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rollerino
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>>701585923
ill tell da cops you rayped meh if u dnt let me in
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roll
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>>701586045
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let me in i have nothing left in life
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I am worthy
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more skool shoodings!
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>>701585666
Fucking got it!
We have a new meme lord
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>>701581955
Hello, I'm going to leave my suspicious backpack in your church, trips sets off the device...
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leemmmieeennn
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god is dead and we killed him
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>>701581955
Sup
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>>701581955
Enter I will
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>>701581955
rolling
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>>701586200
Sweeeeet fuck you faggots its my first ever acid trip i deserve this
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>>701586200
yes apparently
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>>701581955
I demand entry!
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>>701581955
priest of kek coming through
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dick
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Meme magic pls
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>>701581955
CHEKEM
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>>701581955
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Chekem
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please i have three children and my wife has syphilis
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>>701586361
sorry about that, brother, here are mine dubs
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>>701586141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaMrcSHoETA
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>>701586309
Sorry for being entitled, great Kek. I'll be good.
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>>701581955
I am worthy damn you!
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Let me in thru the gates please
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I am worthless
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my dick smells like a decaying crackaddicttooth
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>>701586361
>>701586561
>61
Fucking observe plebeian
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>>701586622
Dub dubs wassup
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>>701586561
> brother
> gets same digits

Kek has rejected you equally
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BEGIN
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it's my birthday today please dub gods
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Can I do this?
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>>701581955
praise kek
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>>701581955
Praise to be Kek
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okay dont mind me im going in
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Still better than Scientology
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>>701586740
Happy birthday but you shall not enter
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why am I like this
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>>701586662
rerooll
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>>701586677
Double dubs
Praise kek
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Praise Kek for this blessing
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not sure if this church is worthy of me....
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>>701586828
i will roll again
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>>701581955
rolling
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I will not stop until I teach dubs. I must enter!
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CHEKEM
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>>701586677
Nice, brother.
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Kek
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rolling in
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kektology
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Quints comin' thru
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I've trained year for this moment
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Roll
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>>701581955
seriously you 12 or 13?
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>>701581955

meme me great kek
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>>701586866
Welcome brother
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I keep screaming but God won't answer
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Calling George Zimmerman
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The power surges
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>>701586361
>>701586561
>>701586677
>>701586686
B... But, brothers, I have preached the word of kek for 3 decades now, I have my dubs somewhere...
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Oglyboogly
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help m,e
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Kek be praised
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>>701587051
*years (also reroll)
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R O L L
O
L
L
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>>701581955
cult of kek is pretty up there
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K E K
E E
K K
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>>701587341
GODS OF KEK, WHY DO YOU FORSAKE ME
I HAVE FOLLOWED THE SCRIPTURES
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i will get in even if I fucking die
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i want my sweet paradise this is trips i can feel it
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>>701581955
most devout inbound
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That's easy, one more time.
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I just wanna roll doubles
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rolling for the 15th time
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>>701581955
Behold. The power of Kek
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praised be
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the church of holy Harambe does not approve
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>>701587525
I WILL FLAY MYSELF BEFORE THEE UNTIL MY PENANCE IS BROUGHT
THERE IS NO PEPE I WILL NOT SACRIFICE TO REGAIN YOUR FAVOR
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roll
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>>701587757
GOD WHY
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last roll before i kill myself
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>>701587757
>>701587640
>>701587525
>>701587343
>>701587341
Your pepes are weak and frugle
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>>701587839
האבא הוא טוב
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>>701581955
Let's Make America Great Again!
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I will meme
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Meme lord let me enter
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>>701587864
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Quints check
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no u
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>>701581955
here i am
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Lemme in
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Reroll
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Magician? Gay
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>>701587961
>>701587923
What sin have I commited, O venerable /b/rother of kek?
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Bow down
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I want to fuck a dog in the ass
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>>701588053
Ya?
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Milk
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Ash checkem
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rolleroni
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Dubs
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gief
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Pls lord kek let me in
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come on
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>>701588247
2 of 5 checkd
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>>701588307
quads
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>>701588333
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Rollaronis
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Roll
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>>701588135
What heights of memery must I climb?
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Roll
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this is the worst
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>>701588368
reroll
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>>701588368
Syke
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>>701588544
>>
>>701588438
Roll
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Let me in nigger you know who I am
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King kek
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sas
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Why cant i kek in
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>>701588446
What's wrong fag?
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Ayyy lmao
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Kek
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>>701589000
>>
well ok
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gimme the dubs ffs
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Ayyyy
>>
>>
I am here to teach the mysteries of the meme
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>>701588544
Haha I got in the third time. Smd
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Get faggpts
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>>701584007
Fuckin James bondo
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>>701588416
Forgive me father, for I have sinned
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>>701588655
Lmfao fourth time baby!
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Am I worthy?
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Sign me up daddy
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bokoharambelel
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>>701588888
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I am a kek god, obey my plea. 4439530205 is a terrible person who should be called, says me.
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All dicke and baals
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>>701581955
Can i go in pls
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>>701588888
Nig
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>>701588647
This is why you never leave the dogs unleashed
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>>701588756
Nope.
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>>701588742
How can I sate your hunger for keks
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>>701581955
Praise be upon us
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>>701581955
Kek please
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>>701588925
Faggot
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>>701581955
top kek
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>>701588897
So fuxking close
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>>701588903
TELL ME
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>>701588888
Yoooooo
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>>701588979
YOU MUST LET ME IN BRETHREN
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>>701588544
>>
>>701588977
I'm here brothers. Let me in
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>>701581955
Why does a church need a magician
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>>701581955
I shall
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>>701588972
>>701588972
Forgot the pic
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>>701588787
getgetget cmon this ok
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Kek will control the the west soon
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>>701589072
Why not?
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>>701589137
I didn't want to join your stupid church anyway.
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>>701589017

What you only speak dog faces? Or are you just mad that I keep getting dubs?
Haha<
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roll
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>>701589144
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>>701585666
My Lord.
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>>701589199
But you just did by rolling dubs. Checkmate.
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>>701589199
kek mocks you with dubs
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can't wait to be a meme magician
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I'm starting to belive we're just 4 fuckers all trying to roll a quint pretending to be a new member of the church rolling for the glorious dub
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>>701587525
Your memes are gay
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roll
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>>701581955

Kek wills me to join
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memes please
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>>701589399
Ha yours does too
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>>701589199
K E K
E K E
K E K
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Roll
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>>701589443
very probably
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Roll
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Abracadabra
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Praise kek, let's get Trump to win.
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>>701589443
Heresy!
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coming trough plebs
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>>701581955
PLEASE LET ME ENTER SIRE!
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>>701589554
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I'm new.
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>>701589562
I obey kek and his chaos
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>>701589520
reroll
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Shhs. Snake
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ihatejuice
>>
Ah, I see that the Kek club has turned into a religion after the collapse of society. Roll so I won't get raped by post apocalyptic frogs.
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I sweat to motherfucking jesus that if i get a fucking quint or more i'll set my chrome's homepage to either pornhub or xvideos
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>>701589268
Sauce?
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dubs pls
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All these anon's sitting around
praising Kek but not fighting wars in kek's name smh
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